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God damn it!

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You gotta be kidding my ass.

3
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This game would be way easier
without that net thingy.

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This game would be easier
if my partner

5
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could hit the dumb ball over it!

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I'll hit dumb you over it!

7
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Are we playing tennis here,
or what?

8
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Seriously, Darby. Are we
playing tennis here, or what?

9
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'Cause these don't really
seem like the rules.

10
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What?
These are totally the rules.

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That's three strikes, Hudson.

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Debbie, you're up.

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- What?
- What's the score?

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103 to 48 love.

15
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I love you, too, sweetie.

16
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But don't butter me up
while I'm serving!

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
these aren't the rules.

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And it's good!

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You're throwing heat today, Deb.

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You're my queen, bitch.

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Well, that's tennis for ya.

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Again, I don't think it is.

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Ahoy there!

24
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Hope I'm not crashing,
but I was just over the hill

25
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getting my potato salad
picnic on when...

26
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what do you know!

27
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I got served a side of this.

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Tell you what, someone here's
got one hell of a forehand.

29
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You play?

30
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Doug. And busted.

31
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I'm a bit of a tennis nut,
to tell you the truth.

32
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Ha, that's funny.

33
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I'm a bit of a
"bears named Doug" nut.

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Down, Debbie.

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Scusi, we playing here?

36
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Seven points! Hat trick.

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Tell you what, if you add
a little slice to that,

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you'll cut the court in half.
May I?

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There you go.

40
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Sorry, Marny!

41
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Neat, right?
That's called a "continental."

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Doug, not to be
too forward here,

43
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but would you
wanna maybe join us?

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Really?

45
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Sure. Why not?

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Let the game begin!

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In!

48
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_

49
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In!

50
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All right!

51
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Doug's the best!

52
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Now, that's how you play tennis.

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54
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All right, gang. Well, I
think I'd better head out.

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Come on! Doug!

56
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- No, come on!
- No.

57
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You're not going nowhere.

58
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Sorry guys, but naps
don't take themselves.

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Am I right?

60
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There you go.

61
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- Yeah.
- That's so Doug.

62
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Hey, maybe we'll get a regular
game going or something?

63
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- Yes, please!
- I call partners with Doug!

64
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- Penciling in some Doug.
- Does you shit in the woods?

65
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Catch ya later, Douglas.

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All right, see you guys.
Godspeed to you.

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Geez.

68
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What time did you guys get here?

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- Ass-crack of dawn.
- I slept here.

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I physically couldn't leave.

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This game isn't gonna perfect itself.
Am I right?

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That's so Doug.

73
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Doug's sense of humor.

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One of my favorite things
about him.

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I like his raw sexual energy.

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I like his intense
but fair competitive spirit.

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I like how he's a blank slate
for you guys to project onto.

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I like how he's my dad.

79
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You know, I was thinking.

80
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Why not ask Doug to just
move to the zoo?

81
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Yeah, we could use some
fresh bear blood around here.

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Rest in peace, Lionel.

83
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I say fuck yeah!

84
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I second that fuck yeah!

85
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Girl, you know I'm 'bout
to hibernate with him so hard.

86
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Well, then it's settled.

87
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We'll invite Doug
to join us permanently

88
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just as soon as he gets here.

89
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Where is Doug?
I'm freaking out!

90
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Guys, Doug is gonna show up.
Okay?

91
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Everyone relax.

92
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'Scuse me, guys.
Mind if we get a game in?

93
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I'm 'bout to fuck you up!

94
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Dah.

95
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What would Doug do
if he were in this situation?

96
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I know what he'd do.

97
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He'd go find Doug.

98
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I'll bet he lives in a cave

99
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with wall-to-wall
shag carpeting.

100
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Or maybe with the furs
of his vanquished opponents.

101
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I'll bet he lives in
a big white mansion on a hill.

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Above the door
in giant gold letters:

103
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D-U-G-E.

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"Doug."

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God, do you guys
hear yourselves?

106
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You're being so ridiculous.

107
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Doug obviously lives
in a tastefully appointed

108
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ranch-style home
with 360 light sourcing

109
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and open floor planning.

110
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Or... a sick-ass trailer.

111
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Potato salad.

112
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It's Doug, all right.

113
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Simple, elegant, economic.
Obviously.

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- Baller!
- Pure sex.

115
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Advantage: Doug.

116
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Hey. This is cool, right?

117
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Just us showing up unannounced?

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- No big deal.
- Are you kidding?

119
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He's gonna be pumped!

120
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Yeah! We can help him
with his weird itch.

121
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His what now?

122
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_

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Surprise!

124
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Hello?

125
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We'll just pretend
nothing happened.

126
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Exactly. Nothing has to
change because of this.

127
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What are they talking about?

128
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I don't know.

129
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Everyone just act normal.

130
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- It's not a big deal at all.
- Ahoy there!

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No, did I interrupt
a private moment?

132
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What are you ta...
private moment?

133
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Bah. No way! I mean... Who's
interrupting a private moment?

134
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'Cause it's not us.

135
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Right, guys?

136
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I am so sorry
about yesterday, guys.

137
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I just couldn't come.

138
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Doug, you have nothing
to apologize for, okay?

139
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Great. Okay, good.

140
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Well, in that case,
why don't you grab your balls,

141
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and let's get our stroke on!

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God.

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_

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_

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_

146
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_

147
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Hey, Viv. Save your energy
on second serve, okay?

148
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If you keep cranking 'em
out like that,

149
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you're gonna blow your load!

150
00:08:05,107 --> 00:08:07,972
That's it!
I can't take it anymore!

151
00:08:07,998 --> 00:08:11,271
Hey, you'll get a handle on it. Just
find a firm but comfortable grip.

152
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These can't be coincidental
terms and phrases!

153
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Look at the time.

154
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It's tea time for this feline.

155
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I will look at the time,
and would you look at the time?

156
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- Why does everyone sound like
they're lying? - Catch you later!

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I mean... shit.
Ignore me, ignore me.

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Okay, well,

159
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see you around, I guess.

160
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Well...

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night!

162
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Fuck! Everything's changed.

163
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God! What is our problem?

164
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It's totally natural.

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Totally. I do it every day.

166
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Me too.

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Heck, I'm sorta
doing it right now.

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We are the worst!

169
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I mean, where do we get off?

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Glenn, that's it!

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It is?
Epiphany?

172
00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:02,586
We need to show him

173
00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:04,815
the same vulnerability
he showed us.

174
00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:07,027
You're not suggesting
we let him...

175
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,556
catch us?

176
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,814
It's the only way.

177
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,014
We do it for Doug. Tit for tat.

178
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Ooh, I call tit.

179
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Yeah, okay. You're right.

180
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We gotta do it.

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- For Doug.
- For Doug.

182
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I'm still not sure exactly
what's going on,

183
00:09:20,107 --> 00:09:21,647
but if it's for Doug, I'm in.

184
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Great. Here's what we do.

185
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Ahoy, there's... no one here.

186
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_

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A note.

188
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"Hi, Doug."

189
00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:42,547
Aw, hi, guys.

190
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"We're in the amphitheater."

191
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Cool.

192
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_

193
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_

194
00:10:21,066 --> 00:10:22,636
Sorry for chickening out, y'all.

195
00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:24,185
Makes two of us, padre.

196
00:10:24,211 --> 00:10:25,545
Lost the nerve.

197
00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,446
Me three.
Terrible idea.

198
00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:30,177
I don't know what I was on.

199
00:10:30,621 --> 00:10:33,054
Well, your prude asses
are welcome.

200
00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:35,174
As they say in tennis,

201
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,526
old Debbie
knocked it out of the park.

202
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,013
No.

203
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,067
Yes.

204
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And he got the full show.

205
00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:44,684
God. No.

206
00:10:45,176 --> 00:10:48,535
Well, now he's definitely
not coming back.

207
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,276
Godspeed, Doug.

208
00:10:50,302 --> 00:10:51,254
Godspeed.

209
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,216
- Doug the bear.
- Dance with the wolves, Doug.

210
00:10:53,242 --> 00:10:55,032
Shine on, you crazy Doug.

211
00:10:55,058 --> 00:10:56,948
Remember me, Douglas.

212
00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,762
Come on, guys. This tennis
ain't gonna play itself.

213
00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:02,526
- Am I right?
- I call end zone!

214
00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:05,178
- May the games resume!
- I call not Hudson's partner!

215
00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:06,959
- All right, hustle up!
- Dibs on Deb!

216
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,375
Tennis time, grab your bats.

217
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,537
Glenn, you're on second.

218
00:11:09,562 --> 00:11:11,370
Well, here come the playoffs.

219
00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:12,934
That's what he was doing.

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