1 00:00:01,965 --> 00:00:02,966 _ 2 00:00:02,967 --> 00:00:03,800 _ 3 00:00:03,801 --> 00:00:05,802 _ 4 00:00:05,803 --> 00:00:07,803 _ 5 00:00:10,156 --> 00:00:14,906 Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes! 6 00:00:16,938 --> 00:00:19,171 No! 7 00:00:19,196 --> 00:00:21,117 All the other thermometers were sold out, 8 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:22,542 so I bought this meat thermometer. 9 00:00:22,577 --> 00:00:23,854 You think it'll work in my mouth 10 00:00:23,878 --> 00:00:26,079 or I gotta stab it in my thigh like a chicken? 11 00:00:26,186 --> 00:00:27,686 How much stuff did you buy? 12 00:00:27,711 --> 00:00:30,636 I bulk bought CBD gummies, Lisa Frank coloring books, 13 00:00:30,661 --> 00:00:33,029 YA novels of dystopian teen romance. 14 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:35,198 - Annie! - Don't judge me. 15 00:00:35,232 --> 00:00:37,500 Didn't you just buy a rack of Tory Burch caftans 16 00:00:37,534 --> 00:00:39,310 and super expensive yoga wear? 17 00:00:39,335 --> 00:00:40,836 Yes, and then I returned them all. 18 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:41,803 What? Why? 19 00:00:41,828 --> 00:00:44,053 Because we don't know how long this thing will last. 20 00:00:44,058 --> 00:00:45,903 There are rumors in my law firm is doing cutbacks 21 00:00:45,927 --> 00:00:47,705 and I don't know what that's gonna mean for my bonus. 22 00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:49,849 So we've got to be smart with money right now. 23 00:00:49,874 --> 00:00:52,120 Well, at least you've got money to be smart with. 24 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,842 Speaking of... 25 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,867 Did you hear about Rufus's latest get-rich-quick scheme? 26 00:00:56,892 --> 00:00:59,326 Artisanal hand sanitizer! 27 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,420 - This is your big emergency? - Yes. 28 00:01:01,445 --> 00:01:03,212 You are in grave danger 29 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,171 of not cashing in on this pandemic. 30 00:01:05,196 --> 00:01:06,810 No, I said no more schemes. 31 00:01:06,835 --> 00:01:07,735 Just listen, just listen, just listen. 32 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:09,762 Do you remember a couple midsummers ago 33 00:01:09,787 --> 00:01:12,322 I got my own home-brew equipment so that I could make mead? 34 00:01:12,347 --> 00:01:14,148 Yeah. You know what I don't remember? 35 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:16,473 - That whole month of August. - I figured out I could distill 36 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:18,432 my remaining supply to pure alcohol, 37 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:21,114 combine it with black market aloe Vera, 38 00:01:21,139 --> 00:01:22,640 and then re-brand it 39 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,766 for a desperate, virus-fearing populace. 40 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:27,918 Now, get over here, hop in my guest Hazmat suit, 41 00:01:27,943 --> 00:01:29,910 and let's get ahead of the new economy. 42 00:01:29,935 --> 00:01:31,936 Oh, look, another call. 43 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:34,329 - Now I don't have to fake one. - Coward. 44 00:01:34,619 --> 00:01:36,642 My life is over. 45 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,968 Pradeep, it's a pandemic. Everyone's life is over. 46 00:01:38,993 --> 00:01:41,470 No, no, no. Thanks to you, 47 00:01:41,495 --> 00:01:44,130 Richie still insists on raising our children vegan. 48 00:01:44,155 --> 00:01:46,713 - You're still welcome. - And now my children won't eat 49 00:01:46,738 --> 00:01:48,406 anything but Woody Harrelson-branded 50 00:01:48,431 --> 00:01:49,933 vegan mac and cheese or... 51 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:52,091 Woody Harrelson's vegan chicken fingers. 52 00:01:52,116 --> 00:01:53,557 I'm Visage's godfather, 53 00:01:53,582 --> 00:01:56,808 and I take pride in knowing her bougie vegan food preferences. 54 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:59,502 There is no Woody's Mac and Cheese 55 00:01:59,527 --> 00:02:01,495 left anywhere in Los Angeles. 56 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,588 - Just order some online. - I did. 57 00:02:03,613 --> 00:02:05,735 And this is what I got. 58 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,612 A box of loose, broken spaghetti 59 00:02:08,637 --> 00:02:11,675 and a bag of either Tang and ranch dressing mix 60 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:13,581 or expired cocaine. 61 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:15,345 Why don't you let me move in with you guys for a while, 62 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,903 you know, help out? 63 00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:18,371 Oh, Ben. 64 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:21,361 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? 65 00:02:21,386 --> 00:02:24,122 Yes, I'm serious. You're overwhelmed, I'm lonely. 66 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:24,989 What are you scared of, 67 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:26,267 that your kids are gonna like me more? 68 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:27,225 'cause it's too late for that. 69 00:02:27,259 --> 00:02:28,793 Let me talk to Richie. 70 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:30,940 He was a big germophobe even before the pandemic, 71 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:35,026 so it might be a hard sell, but... it could be perfect. 72 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:38,713 Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I-I'll talk to you soon. 73 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:41,096 We'll talk about it later. Bye-bye-bye. 74 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,208 - Hey, what's up? - Emergency meeting. 75 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:45,877 Round up the Gossip Girls. 76 00:02:45,911 --> 00:02:47,245 Quickly, before group drinks. 77 00:02:47,279 --> 00:02:49,947 Is this a real emergency or a Rufus emergency? 78 00:02:49,982 --> 00:02:52,805 - Ben wants to move in with me. - Oh! 79 00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:54,886 Relax. I haven't said yes yet. 80 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,287 No, I thought these were gonna be 81 00:02:56,321 --> 00:02:58,172 the ironic Third Eye Blind T-shirts I ordered. 82 00:02:58,197 --> 00:02:59,801 What are they? Hootie & The Blowfish? 83 00:02:59,825 --> 00:03:01,759 No, they're a gun. 84 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,091 Someone mailed me a gun. 85 00:03:04,116 --> 00:03:08,516 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 86 00:03:08,907 --> 00:03:11,536 Ben wants to move in with me and Richie. 87 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,371 - Didn't see that coming. - Ooh, plot twist. 88 00:03:13,405 --> 00:03:15,206 - As a Manny. - A Manny? 89 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,641 Like, to help out with the kids, 90 00:03:16,675 --> 00:03:18,563 like my own Mrs. Doubtfire. 91 00:03:18,588 --> 00:03:20,221 Well, sure, he just broke up with Paz, 92 00:03:20,245 --> 00:03:22,904 and clearly my brother can't be alone, so... 93 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,990 Also, we don't talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, Pradeep. 94 00:03:25,015 --> 00:03:26,818 Hello! No? 95 00:03:26,852 --> 00:03:28,252 - No. - Pradeep. 96 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:30,988 Do you really think Ben is going to be helpful? 97 00:03:31,023 --> 00:03:33,057 He draws cartoons for a living. 98 00:03:33,091 --> 00:03:36,127 He eats sugar cereal, and he's still afraid of thunderstorms. 99 00:03:36,161 --> 00:03:38,196 It will be like having a third child. 100 00:03:38,221 --> 00:03:40,259 Good, good, good. He can play with mine. 101 00:03:40,284 --> 00:03:42,033 Annie, you have to commit now. 102 00:03:42,058 --> 00:03:44,226 Are you going to ask Ben to move in with you or not? 103 00:03:44,251 --> 00:03:47,053 - I'm working on it. - Well, work faster. 104 00:03:47,078 --> 00:03:49,146 I am this close to converting the basement 105 00:03:49,171 --> 00:03:51,438 - into a guest bedroom. - Hey, love? It's here. 106 00:03:51,463 --> 00:03:52,820 You guys, I gotta go. 107 00:03:52,845 --> 00:03:55,485 Annie, talk to Ben before Pradeep steals him. 108 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:57,481 Hey, babe, the kids are starving. 109 00:03:57,516 --> 00:03:58,482 No, no, no, no, no. 110 00:03:58,517 --> 00:04:00,184 My mother's family was starving 111 00:04:00,219 --> 00:04:02,153 when they were partitioned out of Pakistan. 112 00:04:02,178 --> 00:04:04,797 These kids are picky. You raised picky kids. 113 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,796 Annie, make a move on Ben or I will. 114 00:04:07,893 --> 00:04:10,172 I'll be back for the group hang in a few. 115 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:12,706 You said you were gonna ask him a month ago. 116 00:04:12,731 --> 00:04:13,965 Why haven't you made a move? 117 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:16,367 One, I'm not sure that he's over Paz. 118 00:04:16,401 --> 00:04:19,804 And two, because although I'm a pragmatist and a feminist, 119 00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:21,701 I want him to make the first move, 120 00:04:21,726 --> 00:04:24,709 which is why I've devised an elaborate plan. 121 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:26,210 After the group chat tonight, 122 00:04:26,235 --> 00:04:27,779 we're supposed to be streaming a movie together. 123 00:04:27,804 --> 00:04:29,154 Just the two of us. 124 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,639 And I've chosen... 125 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:33,019 "When Harry Met Sally." 126 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:36,354 That's it? That's your whole plan? 127 00:04:36,388 --> 00:04:37,899 You might as well not do anything at all, 128 00:04:37,923 --> 00:04:39,367 because that's literally the same thing as that. 129 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:41,726 It's a movie about how men and women can't be friends 130 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,452 'cause of sexual tension and attraction. 131 00:04:43,477 --> 00:04:44,878 Yeah, no, I've seen it. 132 00:04:44,903 --> 00:04:46,136 My Hebrew school made us 133 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,410 watch the collected works of Nora Ephron. 134 00:04:47,435 --> 00:04:48,871 It'll start the conversation. 135 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:50,175 I'll steer it in the right direction, 136 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,792 and then boom, first move, Ben. 137 00:04:52,817 --> 00:04:54,685 But is it really the first move 138 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:56,678 if you have to trick him into making it? 139 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,131 - Trick who into making what? - Ben! 140 00:04:59,156 --> 00:05:01,321 Annie wants Garret to make her some sushi 141 00:05:01,346 --> 00:05:03,440 but she wants him to make the first move. 142 00:05:03,465 --> 00:05:05,082 Hey, Ben. Are we still watching... 143 00:05:05,117 --> 00:05:06,928 Salutations. You remember when you all met my dad? 144 00:05:06,952 --> 00:05:09,720 - Oh, sorry, you go. - Oh, no, you go. 145 00:05:09,745 --> 00:05:11,206 No, I'm gonna go. 146 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,925 To the first month of quarantine 147 00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:15,559 and hopefully not many more. 148 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:16,771 Amen to that. 149 00:05:16,795 --> 00:05:19,128 Hey, what's that big blinking thing you got back there? 150 00:05:20,299 --> 00:05:22,967 Ooh, I've been making Japanese food and I bought 151 00:05:22,992 --> 00:05:24,870 the most sophisticated rice cooker on the market. 152 00:05:24,895 --> 00:05:27,997 - Yeah, without consulting me. - It was a surprise! 153 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:30,556 It can bake a cake and order its own rice. 154 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,152 It's like a little human and I love it. 155 00:05:32,177 --> 00:05:33,832 Thank you, Garret. 156 00:05:33,857 --> 00:05:35,289 That thing's a waste of money. 157 00:05:35,314 --> 00:05:37,915 My guy says all rice is gone mid-June. 158 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,293 - Hello. - Hey. 159 00:05:39,318 --> 00:05:40,595 - What's wrong? - Oh, hey. You look a mess. 160 00:05:40,619 --> 00:05:42,449 My children are monsters. 161 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:45,926 They refuse all Woody's Vegan Mac and Cheese substitutes. 162 00:05:46,124 --> 00:05:47,959 You guys know Richie spent all day 163 00:05:47,993 --> 00:05:50,410 making Bon Eatery's version from scratch. 164 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:52,062 It came out gorgeous. 165 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:55,309 Ross threw it at me, Visage vomited it in the pan, 166 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:56,978 and then Richie went to go do damage control. 167 00:05:57,002 --> 00:05:58,857 And now all three of them are crying in the other room. 168 00:05:59,104 --> 00:06:01,144 I actually think you might have some in your hair. 169 00:06:01,173 --> 00:06:03,240 Macaroni or vomit? Macaroni or vomit? 170 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:07,578 All I need is 20 minutes of peace and quiet, 171 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:09,080 so guys, don't judge me, 172 00:06:09,114 --> 00:06:11,771 but I ordered vegan chicken fingers on a delivery app. 173 00:06:11,984 --> 00:06:13,517 Driver's almost here. 174 00:06:13,552 --> 00:06:16,630 I'm telling you, those kids just need a little bit of Ben-Time. 175 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:18,489 I'm like a human vegan chicken finger. 176 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:21,423 I am discussing it with Richie in the morning. 177 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,329 So if anyone has a problem with it, 178 00:06:23,354 --> 00:06:25,368 they should discuss it tonight. 179 00:06:25,393 --> 00:06:27,899 But enough about my needs, 180 00:06:27,924 --> 00:06:29,970 what are you guys discussing, Annie? 181 00:06:29,995 --> 00:06:33,280 Garret was just showing us his new rice cooker, Pradeep. 182 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,639 Would you like me to make some rice? 183 00:06:35,681 --> 00:06:38,401 I need to buy some stuff. Get me some hobbies, something. 184 00:06:38,426 --> 00:06:40,845 I mean, I almost adopted a dog, 185 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:43,005 and I'm deathly allergic to dogs. 186 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,998 I just hate being alone. 187 00:06:45,023 --> 00:06:47,291 But you don't regret breaking up with Paz, right? 188 00:06:48,272 --> 00:06:50,673 Right. Paz was whack. 189 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:52,499 - So whack. - So whack. 190 00:06:52,524 --> 00:06:53,758 - Mm-hmm. - So whack. 191 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,103 I knew you guys didn't like her. 192 00:06:55,127 --> 00:06:56,838 The first time she saw me in a bathing suit, 193 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,229 she called me brave. 194 00:06:58,263 --> 00:07:00,131 Paz called Michelle "Raquel." 195 00:07:00,165 --> 00:07:01,876 You had been dating her for a year and a half. 196 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,634 And she still thought my name was Raquel. 197 00:07:03,668 --> 00:07:05,213 She wouldn't let us watch "A League of Their Own" 198 00:07:05,237 --> 00:07:06,914 because she said brunette Madonna made her sad. 199 00:07:06,938 --> 00:07:07,872 Maybe that's what we should watch. 200 00:07:07,906 --> 00:07:09,750 - I still haven't seen it. - Actually, I was thinking 201 00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:10,984 that maybe we should watch... 202 00:07:11,009 --> 00:07:13,044 We saw "Invisible Man." 203 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:14,669 - Oh, it was so good. - How was it? 204 00:07:14,713 --> 00:07:16,180 - So scary. - _ 205 00:07:16,205 --> 00:07:18,206 You know, you had to pay a little bit extra 206 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:20,032 because it was basically a theatrical release, 207 00:07:20,085 --> 00:07:21,185 but it was so worth it. 208 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:24,399 - That's not what I planned. - Yes, that is what we should watch. 209 00:07:24,424 --> 00:07:26,291 - Right, right. Or we could watch... - _ 210 00:07:26,324 --> 00:07:28,893 Okay, okay, now the delivery driver can't find my house. 211 00:07:28,927 --> 00:07:30,561 What is her deal? 212 00:07:30,586 --> 00:07:33,255 You're driving the wrong way. Driving the wrong way! 213 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,388 - Um... - Damn, Annie, you're blowing up. 214 00:07:35,544 --> 00:07:38,451 Oh, yeah, nothing. It's just work stuff. 215 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:40,104 Wait, what happened to Ben? 216 00:07:40,138 --> 00:07:42,173 Oh, I'm the meeting host and I kicked him out 217 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:43,841 so Annie would stop ignoring us. 218 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:47,645 He's single. My brother is not going to be single for long. 219 00:07:47,679 --> 00:07:51,082 Is it too much to want him to make a move, any move? 220 00:07:51,116 --> 00:07:52,516 I mean, if he was interested, 221 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:54,552 why hasn't he said anything to any of us? 222 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:56,753 Actually, he may have said something to me, 223 00:07:56,778 --> 00:07:58,255 but I often tune him out. 224 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:00,091 Annie, I don't think you understand 225 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:01,989 how insane it is over here. 226 00:08:02,035 --> 00:08:04,603 My children found their harmonicas this morning. 227 00:08:04,763 --> 00:08:06,097 If you don't ask Ben, I... 228 00:08:06,131 --> 00:08:08,032 Pradeep, you already have a husband. 229 00:08:08,066 --> 00:08:10,434 You don't get to turn Ben into Richie's sister wife 230 00:08:10,469 --> 00:08:11,883 while I'm still single. 231 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,415 I can't rush this. He just broke up with Paz. 232 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,207 I don't wanna be a rebound 233 00:08:16,241 --> 00:08:18,447 or just some warm body because he's lonely. 234 00:08:18,977 --> 00:08:20,611 Plus, you guys are my L.A. family. 235 00:08:20,645 --> 00:08:22,641 If things go bad, it could wreck it for all of us. 236 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:25,649 And I don't wanna mess this up... down, left, right. 237 00:08:25,684 --> 00:08:28,469 Then you press A, B, then start, and then you can... 238 00:08:28,494 --> 00:08:30,377 What happened? It said the host kicked me out. 239 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:31,362 My hand slipped. 240 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:32,893 What were you guys talking about? 241 00:08:32,918 --> 00:08:35,963 - Our crumbling democracy. - How long was I gone? 242 00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:39,730 You guys, the food is here! 243 00:08:39,764 --> 00:08:41,999 Coming! I'm saved. 244 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:44,311 America is imploding, all right? 245 00:08:44,336 --> 00:08:45,746 We got not enough food on the shelves, 246 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,872 not enough beds in the hospitals. 247 00:08:47,906 --> 00:08:50,641 The vegan chicken finger supply chain is broken. 248 00:08:50,675 --> 00:08:52,136 What falls apart next? 249 00:08:52,161 --> 00:08:54,441 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? 250 00:08:54,466 --> 00:08:57,714 - This is wrong. This is all wrong! - Ooh. 251 00:08:57,739 --> 00:08:59,199 I waited for two 252 00:08:59,224 --> 00:09:01,785 mother I-do-not-curse-in-front- of-my-children-king hours 253 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:03,197 while you failed to find my address 254 00:09:03,221 --> 00:09:04,925 with the aid of a public satellite system 255 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,891 and several multinational corporations. 256 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,066 And you got the 257 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:10,138 not-in-front-of-my-children- sucking order wrong? 258 00:09:10,162 --> 00:09:12,663 Get your I-do-not- use-that-language 259 00:09:12,697 --> 00:09:15,766 out of my house before I shove these Prada shoes up it. 260 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,457 Go! 261 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:21,205 Pradeep, it seems, is what falls apart next. 262 00:09:21,239 --> 00:09:22,251 Come on! 263 00:09:28,692 --> 00:09:30,011 Apparently, the restaurant 264 00:09:30,044 --> 00:09:31,535 was out of vegan chicken fingers, 265 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,695 so they substituted fried pickles. 266 00:09:33,729 --> 00:09:35,563 Pradeep, the driver can't control that. 267 00:09:35,598 --> 00:09:38,199 All I know is that it is almost my kids' bedtime, 268 00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:39,534 and I'm back to square one. 269 00:09:39,568 --> 00:09:41,246 If I was there we'd play a round of Ben-Ball, 270 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:43,299 tire them right out. They love Ben-Ball. 271 00:09:43,324 --> 00:09:44,958 The kids do love Ben-Ball. 272 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:47,527 And if no one else wants to play Ben-Ball, then... 273 00:09:47,561 --> 00:09:50,738 What if Ben and your kids get mutually codependent? 274 00:09:51,031 --> 00:09:52,398 I heard that can happen 275 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:54,077 when friends move in with other friends' families. 276 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:55,191 I choose my sanity 277 00:09:55,216 --> 00:09:56,986 over their co-dependence any day of the week. 278 00:09:57,011 --> 00:10:00,347 Pradeep, just take a deep breath and start a new order. 279 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,275 I have to give the driver a review 280 00:10:02,309 --> 00:10:03,910 before I can start a new one. 281 00:10:03,944 --> 00:10:05,956 I think we all know what that's gonna be. 282 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,947 Wait, stop. What are you doing? 283 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,650 I'm giving the driver a one star review, duh. 284 00:10:10,684 --> 00:10:12,318 - No, you can't. - That's too far, bro. 285 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:13,786 She was two hours late 286 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,316 delivering four pounds of cold fried pickles. 287 00:10:16,447 --> 00:10:19,949 I am delivering her one star, and I'm doing it punctually. 288 00:10:20,094 --> 00:10:21,561 Unlike other people. 289 00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:23,607 If your rating goes beneath four on those services, 290 00:10:23,631 --> 00:10:25,698 you stop getting work. The economy's crumbling. 291 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:26,877 We have to be looking out for each other. 292 00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:29,581 Pradeep, I understand having kids right now it's hard, 293 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:32,281 but you can't cost someone their job because you're tired. 294 00:10:32,306 --> 00:10:33,840 Tired? Tired? 295 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,919 Maybe you should move in so you can see what it's like. 296 00:10:35,943 --> 00:10:38,378 Whoa, everyone, stop. 297 00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:41,381 Look, we're all super stressed, okay? 298 00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:43,683 Michelle's worried about money. Ben is lonely. 299 00:10:43,717 --> 00:10:44,956 I... 300 00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:48,471 ...have my issues also. 301 00:10:48,722 --> 00:10:50,890 This quarantine is lasting longer than we expected, 302 00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:52,862 and we're all fraying at the seams a little. 303 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,727 Pradeep, is it possible 304 00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:57,096 that this is about more than just pickles? 305 00:10:57,131 --> 00:10:58,331 Do you wanna talk? 306 00:10:58,365 --> 00:11:00,510 No, I want to sleep. 307 00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:02,675 I wanna order food quickly so my children 308 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,538 don't low-blood-sugar tantrum till 3:00 in the morning. 309 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,707 I am giving her one star. 310 00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:09,995 How does it take someone two hours to drive nine blocks? 311 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,855 Well, that's the thing, isn't it, Pradeep? 312 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:15,148 You don't know because you're not out there facing the danger 313 00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:17,150 and the chaos of everything going on right now. 314 00:11:17,184 --> 00:11:19,225 You're just letting other people do it for you. 315 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,521 So when it doesn't go perfectly, 316 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,202 you don't get to complain. 317 00:11:23,324 --> 00:11:24,601 Just like you don't get to complain about 318 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,928 Richie's parenting, because honestly, 319 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,396 you've just been letting him do that too. 320 00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:28,521 - Whoa. - Are you serious? 321 00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,697 You're telling me about how to raise children? 322 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,366 It's, like, no wonder you want Ben to move in. 323 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,767 You haven't had to do any parenting in four years. 324 00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:36,869 Ellis, I think that's a little too far. 325 00:11:36,894 --> 00:11:38,811 Why do you care if I give this person one star? 326 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,553 Because I lost my job. 327 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,176 - What? - Oh, no. 328 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:46,879 The place I was managing went under and it's not coming back. 329 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,279 And I've been delivering food for two weeks, 330 00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:52,106 and if I got a one star review, I couldn't even do that. 331 00:11:53,287 --> 00:11:57,491 Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. 332 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:02,124 But... 333 00:12:02,863 --> 00:12:06,799 I just paid 100% surge premium delivery 334 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,280 on overpriced food that wasn't even delivered. 335 00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:12,772 I paid $90, plus tip, to try and get 336 00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:15,208 20 minutes of peace and quiet. 337 00:12:15,242 --> 00:12:16,943 And when that didn't even work, 338 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:19,663 I can't even say that this person did a bad job? 339 00:12:20,436 --> 00:12:22,649 My clients keep telling me 340 00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:24,784 that they don't need work right now. 341 00:12:24,818 --> 00:12:27,754 So I'm being constantly reminded of how stupid I was 342 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,957 to start a PR business and buy this house. 343 00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:34,249 And I can't afford $90 for fried pickles I don't want. 344 00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:38,209 You're right, Ellis. 345 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,749 I haven't been doing my fair share of the parenting, 346 00:12:42,836 --> 00:12:44,858 and starting to carry that weight 347 00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:48,541 in the middle of a pandemic and an economic downturn 348 00:12:48,566 --> 00:12:50,100 has just been rough. 349 00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:55,186 And things with Richie are tense too. 350 00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,999 So I thought if I could just solve this one thing 351 00:12:59,854 --> 00:13:02,116 and then all the other things would fall into line, 352 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,897 but I couldn't. 353 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,688 I don't know how to do this. 354 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:17,975 I gave her five stars. 355 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:22,499 So it was about more than just the pickles then, huh? 356 00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:29,935 I didn't know things were that bad over there, Pradeep. 357 00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:32,670 Yeah, neither did I until I said it out loud. 358 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,068 Seriously, would it help if I moved in with you guys, 359 00:13:35,093 --> 00:13:36,553 help take a little pressure off? 360 00:13:37,162 --> 00:13:39,671 Maybe Ben should move in with you, you know? 361 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,598 I mean, he's a pretty helpful guy. 362 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,772 You can reach the shelves in the kitchen for you. 363 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:46,569 Thank you. 364 00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:48,906 But I can reach those shelves 365 00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,561 when I jump. 366 00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:53,610 Plus, isn't there someone, somewhere, who needs him more? 367 00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:56,080 Wait, who needs me mo... Y'all been talking to my mama? 368 00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:57,648 Or maybe he needs to move forward, 369 00:13:57,682 --> 00:14:00,351 because someone who cares about him isn't seen in the way 370 00:14:00,385 --> 00:14:02,662 that someone would like to be seen as. 371 00:14:02,687 --> 00:14:04,555 I can't move in with my mom. 372 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,191 She put all her collectible dolls in my bedroom, 373 00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:08,874 and they keep looking at me. 374 00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:11,495 Maybe Ben doesn't know that that someone feels that way 375 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:14,031 because that someone's emotions are locked up tighter 376 00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:15,311 than the Disney Vault. 377 00:14:15,336 --> 00:14:17,635 The someone has shown how she feels. 378 00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:20,070 She smiles. Smiles are big signals. 379 00:14:20,105 --> 00:14:21,952 Maybe if you're in Downton Abbey. 380 00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:24,592 Guys, I am not moving back in with my mom. 381 00:14:24,727 --> 00:14:26,528 She talks to the TV. 382 00:14:26,711 --> 00:14:29,069 She thinks her and Judge Mathis are good friends. 383 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:32,049 Ben, you can't move in. Ellis is right. 384 00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,919 I need to start working on living with my family 385 00:14:33,952 --> 00:14:37,087 instead of coming up with new places to hide from them. 386 00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:38,379 I don't know, Pradeep. 387 00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:40,839 In an anarchist post-apocalyptic society, 388 00:14:40,864 --> 00:14:43,766 radical selfishness may be the only viable option. 389 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,392 Rufus, no, stop. 390 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,085 We're not ourselves right now. 391 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,777 Hell, the whole world is off. 392 00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:51,278 I got sent a gun in the mail today. 393 00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:53,848 - What? - How did this not come up earlier? 394 00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:55,713 We were too busy dealing with Picklegate. 395 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,374 I prefer to think of it as Brine/11. 396 00:14:57,408 --> 00:14:59,413 - But who... - It's addressed to this 397 00:14:59,438 --> 00:15:02,355 creepy guy named Elwood. He lives in the building across from mine. 398 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,850 He has a telescope. 399 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,092 If you're not an astronomer, 400 00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:06,383 you shouldn't have a telescope. 401 00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:08,242 Anyway, not the point. 402 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:10,001 I hate guns, 403 00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,827 but I've been so freaked out with everything going on lately 404 00:15:12,852 --> 00:15:14,734 that I was actually thinking about keeping it. 405 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:17,127 You should 100% keep that gun. 406 00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:18,596 When society collapses, 407 00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:20,165 a gun will be worth its weight in gold. 408 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,857 - It will? - Yes. 409 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,668 And for the record, all of you should be buying gold. 410 00:15:24,703 --> 00:15:27,705 Rufus, I'm not keeping the gun. 411 00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:31,609 I don't want any of this to change who I am, who we are. 412 00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:33,377 I know it's all different now. 413 00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:34,912 These screens and these apps, 414 00:15:34,946 --> 00:15:38,182 it's harder to stay connected, but we have to try. 415 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:41,151 Pradeep and Ellis, you guys have to talk to us. 416 00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:43,454 You shouldn't be carrying all this on your own. 417 00:15:43,488 --> 00:15:44,822 We're a family, okay? 418 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,850 I don't know what I'd do without you guys. 419 00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:49,593 I would also encourage you to talk with others 420 00:15:49,628 --> 00:15:51,462 in this group about what you're feeling. 421 00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:54,174 After all, people and not-talking houses 422 00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:56,522 - should not throw talk-stones. - Socrates. 423 00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:59,975 Ellis, are you okay? Can you pay your rent? 424 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,167 Health insurance? 425 00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:03,207 Honestly, I'm not sure I can afford either, 426 00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:05,209 which, you know, is not great when you're a lady 427 00:16:05,243 --> 00:16:08,746 who has to take hormones every day, but I will survive. 428 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,214 They're not letting landlords 429 00:16:10,248 --> 00:16:11,626 throw people out for not paying rent yet, 430 00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,117 so I'm just gonna let that slide 431 00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:14,685 and continue to deliver 432 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,488 people's groceries and food until I figure something out. 433 00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:18,180 You can always join my new venture. 434 00:16:18,223 --> 00:16:20,124 Plus my hand sanitizer, 435 00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:22,993 it makes great heating fuel for when the power grid goes down. 436 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,461 Rufus, did you not hear me 437 00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:25,573 just say I'm about to lose my health insurance? 438 00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:27,865 I'm not stepping a foot near your stupid meth lab. 439 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,466 Ugh, I wish I could make meth here. 440 00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,435 Ellis, they can't evict you, 441 00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:33,537 but you're gonna rack up a whole bunch of debt 442 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,764 by not paying your rent for months. 443 00:16:35,789 --> 00:16:38,224 I'll figure it out. I always do. 444 00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:40,182 - We'll pay. - What? 445 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,122 No, we can afford it. 446 00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:44,948 You saved our asses a thousand times 447 00:16:44,973 --> 00:16:47,107 when you managed our rental units. 448 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,100 We will pay your rent. You pay your health insurance. 449 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,692 You guys don't have to do that. 450 00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:53,533 Yeah, can we maybe talk about this real quick? 451 00:16:53,558 --> 00:16:55,826 Ellis, you're our friend. We care about you. 452 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,495 - We can take care of you. - But can we? 453 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,604 I mean, obviously, I would love to, 454 00:17:00,632 --> 00:17:02,245 but all this talk about 455 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,737 a crumbling society and lawlessness... 456 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,509 We don't know how long this situation is gonna last, Garret. 457 00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:10,392 Ellis, I am not saying that we're not gonna to help you. 458 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,237 I'm just saying that we need to talk about it first. 459 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:16,113 We should go. 460 00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:18,376 I have to go start my delivery shift anyway. 461 00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:21,385 Yeah, I love you guys, but I should go talk to Richie. 462 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:22,659 Ben, you still up for a movie? 463 00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,534 Sure. "Invisible Man"? 464 00:17:25,123 --> 00:17:27,524 I was thinking "When Harry Met Sally." 465 00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:29,226 - Okay, we're gonna go. - Okay, bye. 466 00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,519 Gotta go, it's very charming. Have fun, see you later. 467 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:34,620 - That was intense. - Intense times. 468 00:17:34,645 --> 00:17:36,310 I can't believe I was actually thinking 469 00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,096 of keeping this handgun. 470 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,104 - Annie. - What? 471 00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:41,518 That's a flare gun. 472 00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:43,476 It has the word "flare" written on it. 473 00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:46,236 Oh, wow. I thought that was the brand. 474 00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:47,878 This looks like a gun. 475 00:17:47,912 --> 00:17:49,313 That thing doesn't shoot bullets. 476 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,648 It helps people find you in an emergency. 477 00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:53,951 Well, this is an emergency, 478 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,220 and I do need someone to find me. 479 00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,590 Oh, my God, I thought you said it didn't shoot! 480 00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:00,968 It doesn't shoot bullets. 481 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:01,825 It shoots flares. 482 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,627 No, I think my Girl Scout cookies 483 00:18:03,661 --> 00:18:05,854 are on fire. I gotta go. 484 00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,654 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I think so. 485 00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:13,061 I mean, the fire department 486 00:18:13,086 --> 00:18:14,632 kept it contained to my kitchen, 487 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,093 and this is hardly the first time 488 00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:18,252 I set fire to something in there. 489 00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:20,927 This has made one thing very clear, though. 490 00:18:20,952 --> 00:18:23,019 I should never own a gun. 491 00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:26,890 And you never did. Once again, it was a flare gun. 492 00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:28,796 - Where are you at right now? - My balcony. 493 00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:30,861 My apartment is full of ash, water, 494 00:18:30,886 --> 00:18:32,253 and half a dozen strangers 495 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,046 breathing on my things during a pandemic. 496 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,482 What do you think will kill me first? 497 00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:37,835 The firemen breath or the burnt microwave smoke? 498 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:39,889 - You can't go to a hotel right now. - Miss? 499 00:18:39,914 --> 00:18:41,569 Why don't you come over to my place and spend the night? 500 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:42,507 The police are gonna need to speak with you. 501 00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,984 Yeah, I'm just gonna put my mask on, I'll be right in. 502 00:18:45,009 --> 00:18:46,243 Sorry, I gotta go. 503 00:18:46,277 --> 00:18:47,764 The police are here. What were you saying? 504 00:18:48,399 --> 00:18:51,735 Nothing. I don't know... We can talk about tomorrow. 505 00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:53,522 Thanks for calling me. 506 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,367 You're exactly who I wanted to talk to you right now. 507 00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,459 Garret. 508 00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:04,828 Catching me in raw the glamor of food delivery. 509 00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,632 - Where you going? - Driver-client privilege. 510 00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:08,342 But her name may or may not be Lizzo, 511 00:19:08,366 --> 00:19:09,676 and she may or may not have ordered 512 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,234 the coconut Bavarian from Vespertine. 513 00:19:11,269 --> 00:19:14,538 We're gonna pay your rent and your health insurance 514 00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:15,797 until you can afford both. 515 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,889 It's not a loan, 516 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,866 and I am not taking no for an answer. 517 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:22,212 - Garret. - You're our family. 518 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,924 We work our asses off to do things like this 519 00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:25,449 for the people that we love. 520 00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:26,678 That's very sweet. 521 00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:28,128 What does Michelle have to say? 522 00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:29,886 Sorry, husband-wife privilege. 523 00:19:29,921 --> 00:19:32,589 I'm not taking money from you guys behind Michelle's back. 524 00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:34,116 You're not. 525 00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:36,038 This is from her too. 526 00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:38,328 She just doesn't know it yet. 527 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:42,699 Look... Michelle is all love, you know that. 528 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,167 And she's the one that taught me 529 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:47,553 about generosity and compassion and... and... 530 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,804 she's just scared right now. 531 00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,411 She's not herself, and that's okay. 532 00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:55,694 She'll get back there. 533 00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:58,069 I'm just gonna be her until she does. 534 00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:02,152 - Are you sure? - Yes, we are. 535 00:20:03,488 --> 00:20:05,092 Thank you. 536 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,467 ? 537 00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:13,644 Ben, for the last time, 538 00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:16,132 you cannot quarantine with me and my family. 539 00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:18,091 No, no, no, I'm off that. I'm just checking in. 540 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,450 How do things go with Richie? 541 00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,585 Oh, you know what? I think we're okay. 542 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,069 Richie's the best. 543 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,388 He's been stuck with these kids for four years. 544 00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:27,546 He's used to it. 545 00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,156 I think we're having a major break. 546 00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,657 And he's like, "No, no, no, no, babe, 547 00:20:30,681 --> 00:20:31,915 that was just a Wednesday." 548 00:20:31,949 --> 00:20:33,046 What? 549 00:20:33,071 --> 00:20:35,210 We are gonna go back to counseling, though, 550 00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:37,217 you know, make sure we stay okay. 551 00:20:37,242 --> 00:20:38,850 Good. Speaking of okay, 552 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,960 go ahead and check outside your door right now. 553 00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:42,264 What did you do? 554 00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:49,199 Oh! No. No, no, no! 555 00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:52,077 How did you... what the... Is this a hologram? 556 00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:54,717 I helped Rufus out with his illegal hand sanitizer hooch, 557 00:20:54,742 --> 00:20:56,497 but I made him pay me with dark web 558 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,689 black market vegan children's pasta. 559 00:20:58,714 --> 00:21:01,182 Apparently, this was flown in from Thailand, 560 00:21:01,207 --> 00:21:04,643 and it came with 5 pounds of heroin and a human kidney. 561 00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:06,302 What made you do this? 562 00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,835 You're my friend. I care about you. 563 00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:11,521 You still cannot move in with us. 564 00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:14,108 Why not? You're being selfish. 565 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,126 You wanna teach your kids selfishness? 566 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,639 I love you, Ben. 567 00:21:18,139 --> 00:21:19,596 I love you, too. 568 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:20,788 You can keep the bribe. 569 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,800 Oh, I intend to. 570 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,047 Yes! 571 00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:31,071 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --