1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,229 Previously on "Wynonna Earp"... 2 00:00:01,231 --> 00:00:02,898 Special agent Arp. 3 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,666 Welcome back to BBD. 4 00:00:04,668 --> 00:00:06,168 The Clantons are in Purgatory. 5 00:00:06,170 --> 00:00:08,603 We vow to never forgive. 6 00:00:08,605 --> 00:00:11,090 Sheriff Holt and Cocaine Cleo are Clantons? 7 00:00:11,092 --> 00:00:12,808 And that creature answers to them. 8 00:00:12,810 --> 00:00:14,611 We can't hang out anymore. 9 00:00:14,613 --> 00:00:16,645 - I offer myself! - Now that Waverly 10 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:18,347 has been returned safely to you, 11 00:00:18,349 --> 00:00:20,482 - it's time for you to deliver. - Stay away from us. 12 00:00:20,484 --> 00:00:22,651 - You're better than this. - What do you want me to do? 13 00:00:22,653 --> 00:00:24,355 I want you to act like Wyatt Earp's 14 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,121 - great-great-granddaughter. - Together we take back 15 00:00:26,123 --> 00:00:27,758 the Black Badge offices in Purgatory, 16 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,894 then we hunt some goddamn demons. 17 00:00:40,051 --> 00:00:42,786 Oh! Boner alert! 18 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:46,358 Yeah, you look pretty good too... 19 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,693 - Sis. - Yeah, we can get it. 20 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:52,631 - You ready? - Ready? 21 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:54,734 Feel like I've been waiting my whole life. 22 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:57,683 C'mon. 23 00:00:59,846 --> 00:01:01,914 Oh, I can't believe I'm walking down the aisle 24 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:04,017 to become Waverly Earp's wife. 25 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,087 Well, you sacrificed a lot to keep this place safe. 26 00:01:08,089 --> 00:01:09,555 Well, this place is my home, 27 00:01:09,557 --> 00:01:11,625 and you guys are my family. 28 00:01:13,303 --> 00:01:15,003 If you say so. 29 00:01:19,843 --> 00:01:21,242 Wynonna, where's Waverly? 30 00:01:21,244 --> 00:01:24,078 She's not coming. 31 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,214 Not after what you did. 32 00:01:27,517 --> 00:01:28,617 What did I do? 33 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,987 I want to hear you say it. 34 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:34,555 I... 35 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,793 I can't! 36 00:01:41,998 --> 00:01:44,033 I really can't. 37 00:01:52,484 --> 00:01:53,684 Light me up. 38 00:01:55,578 --> 00:01:58,179 After all, this is a celebration. 39 00:01:58,181 --> 00:01:59,280 A celebration... 40 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,587 You ready? 41 00:02:34,584 --> 00:02:35,683 Fire. 42 00:02:36,786 --> 00:02:37,786 Fire! 43 00:02:39,956 --> 00:02:41,223 Fire! 44 00:02:41,225 --> 00:02:45,693 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 45 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:05,280 Baby! Baby! 46 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,394 Baby. Baby. 47 00:03:31,674 --> 00:03:34,243 Mornin'. 48 00:03:35,678 --> 00:03:37,445 What are you doing sneaking around my barn? 49 00:03:37,447 --> 00:03:39,313 What are you doing sleeping with a pistol 50 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:40,581 under your pillow? 51 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,483 It's my bedroom. I'll ask the questions. 52 00:03:42,485 --> 00:03:44,852 I've been keeping watch. 53 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:47,455 - Over me? - Over all of you. 54 00:03:47,457 --> 00:03:49,625 As of late, we have been under siege. 55 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:52,161 Hey. 56 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:55,144 "Fastest gunslinger in the west". 57 00:03:56,065 --> 00:03:57,632 I outdrew you. 58 00:03:57,634 --> 00:03:59,067 I did not draw at all. 59 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:01,737 Have you ever been outdrawn? 60 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:03,739 Honestly? 61 00:04:06,009 --> 00:04:07,475 No. 62 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:08,844 Do you not need to... 63 00:04:09,946 --> 00:04:12,713 ... sleep anymore now that you're... 64 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:14,782 It's one of the benefits 65 00:04:14,784 --> 00:04:16,351 of my condition. 66 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,488 We don't talk about that anymore. 67 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:22,057 There is much that we fail to discuss. 68 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,473 Talking is overrated. 69 00:04:39,475 --> 00:04:40,676 Hmm. 70 00:04:50,186 --> 00:04:51,986 - Doc? - Hmm? 71 00:04:51,988 --> 00:04:53,354 Did you eat another fireman? 72 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:02,831 - Waverly! - Nicole! Rachel! 73 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:08,202 I put... I put it out, but we lost the couch. 74 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:10,438 And most of your porn. 75 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,040 Oh, my God! Waverly! 76 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:14,775 Shit! 77 00:05:14,777 --> 00:05:16,111 Waverly, wake up! 78 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,013 Breathe, asshole! 79 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:22,216 Waverly! 80 00:05:22,218 --> 00:05:24,919 Wake! 81 00:05:24,921 --> 00:05:27,888 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 82 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:30,291 Oh, my God! Don't ever do that to me again. 83 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:32,494 I don't actually know what I did. 84 00:05:36,733 --> 00:05:39,300 Luckily this old house was built by strong hands 85 00:05:39,302 --> 00:05:40,868 from stubborn wood. 86 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:42,710 That's what I used to call my last boyfriend. 87 00:05:44,707 --> 00:05:46,508 - Inappropriate. - Because he died? 88 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:48,709 Or because he's Waverly's angel-dad? 89 00:05:48,711 --> 00:05:49,845 Yes. 90 00:05:50,913 --> 00:05:52,947 Did someone go into a TikTok trance and forget 91 00:05:52,949 --> 00:05:55,015 - they were cooking again? - This isn't on me. 92 00:05:55,017 --> 00:05:57,485 Besides, the fire started in the living room. 93 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,819 Were you two... 94 00:05:58,821 --> 00:06:00,488 on the couch, and then... 95 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,790 'Cause that's why they make lube. 96 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:06,127 - That's not why they make lube. - Agree to disagree. 97 00:06:06,129 --> 00:06:08,095 Okay, so if it wasn't Rachel, 98 00:06:08,097 --> 00:06:09,864 or us... 99 00:06:09,866 --> 00:06:11,098 You guys think someone attacked us? 100 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,367 You mean, attacked us again? 101 00:06:13,169 --> 00:06:14,735 The Clantons. 102 00:06:14,737 --> 00:06:16,637 We don't know for sure it was them. 103 00:06:18,007 --> 00:06:20,509 Well then, who was it? Doc was keeping watch. 104 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:24,679 All these prints are our own. 105 00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:26,881 Like what, you've memorized our shoe sizes? 106 00:06:26,883 --> 00:06:28,449 Correct. 107 00:06:28,451 --> 00:06:30,885 There are no foreign prints or scents on the perimeter. 108 00:06:30,887 --> 00:06:34,855 Whatever lit this fire, did not get here on foot. 109 00:06:34,857 --> 00:06:37,192 So it was supernatural. 110 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:39,627 Perhaps. 111 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:42,363 Are the Clantons supernatural? 112 00:06:42,365 --> 00:06:44,078 Well, that Reaper they sent after me, 113 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,966 that slashed me with its Flo Jo nails... 114 00:06:45,968 --> 00:06:48,177 That Billy called off with his DIY root canal... 115 00:06:48,179 --> 00:06:50,238 That Doc couldn't kill with his fancy six-shooter... 116 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,732 Yeah, that thing was definitely supernatural. 117 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:53,468 Except it walked on two legs. 118 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:55,738 So you're saying we should just let them keep coming at us? 119 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:59,013 I am urging us to find a more measured response. 120 00:06:59,015 --> 00:07:01,315 This coming from the guy who works for the biggest 121 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:04,353 - Demon Dong Corleone in town. - I have never seen Amon's... 122 00:07:05,254 --> 00:07:07,589 I definitely do not know the size of the... 123 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:12,561 Let's go take a look. 124 00:07:14,997 --> 00:07:17,498 Say hello to my little friend! 125 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:25,273 - I thought you'd be wider. - Wynonna Earp. 126 00:07:26,843 --> 00:07:28,710 The Wynonna Earp. 127 00:07:30,113 --> 00:07:32,847 Doc. I'm so happy you finally brought her here 128 00:07:32,849 --> 00:07:33,849 to meet me. 129 00:07:37,019 --> 00:07:38,886 Well, she goes where she pleases. 130 00:07:38,888 --> 00:07:41,122 Despite my protestations. 131 00:07:41,124 --> 00:07:42,991 So you must be Amon. 132 00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:45,326 And in the future, if you want to hurt me, 133 00:07:45,328 --> 00:07:46,762 just say please. 134 00:07:47,663 --> 00:07:48,930 You seem nice. 135 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:52,166 We need information. 136 00:07:52,168 --> 00:07:55,202 Somebody tried to set the Earp Homestead ablaze. 137 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:56,837 Hmm... 138 00:07:56,839 --> 00:07:59,940 Only a coward would set fire to a home full of women. 139 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:01,676 That's kind of sexist. 140 00:08:02,445 --> 00:08:04,278 And you can just say The Clantons. 141 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,780 I know it was them. 142 00:08:05,782 --> 00:08:09,316 Um, we try not to say the "C" word around here. 143 00:08:09,318 --> 00:08:12,720 They've always been a scourge. 144 00:08:12,722 --> 00:08:14,422 Ebenezer or McDuck? 145 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:17,559 No, love, it's scourge. Not Scrooge. 146 00:08:18,694 --> 00:08:21,462 Well, if they're not Scrooge, then what are they? 147 00:08:21,464 --> 00:08:22,764 Demon, Revenant? 148 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:26,968 Less and a little more than all of that. 149 00:08:30,106 --> 00:08:31,772 Wynonna... 150 00:08:31,774 --> 00:08:34,909 I think it's high time that you got your magic gun 151 00:08:34,911 --> 00:08:36,242 and fought back. 152 00:08:36,244 --> 00:08:38,412 Well, that's great advice, Dorothy Dix-head. 153 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,539 But I don't know where Peacemaker is. 154 00:08:43,519 --> 00:08:44,653 But I do. 155 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:52,203 Yeah, okay, this is gonna have to go too. 156 00:08:52,205 --> 00:08:54,439 You can take it or donate it 157 00:08:54,441 --> 00:08:56,963 to some sort of... stripper charity. 158 00:08:56,965 --> 00:08:59,098 Give me one good reason 159 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:03,069 why I shouldn't pluck your eyes out like grapes. 160 00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:05,138 And then steal these shades. 161 00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,374 Look at me. 162 00:09:08,376 --> 00:09:10,010 I am the captain, now. 163 00:09:10,973 --> 00:09:12,474 By order of BBD. 164 00:09:14,281 --> 00:09:16,015 I trust you received the paperwork 165 00:09:16,017 --> 00:09:18,018 - handing this office back to me? - I did. 166 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,881 Good. 167 00:09:24,058 --> 00:09:26,759 Argh! 168 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:28,894 One less thing for the movers to get rid of. 169 00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,396 And they'll be here soon. 170 00:09:30,398 --> 00:09:32,932 Along with my team of special agents, 171 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,934 so feel free to leave at any time. 172 00:09:34,936 --> 00:09:35,969 Thank you. 173 00:09:38,216 --> 00:09:40,817 For God's sakes, grow some balls, brother, 174 00:09:40,819 --> 00:09:44,278 before this entire town gets pulled out from underneath us. 175 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,947 Mam told us to stand down. 176 00:09:45,949 --> 00:09:48,082 You really want to cross her again? 177 00:09:48,084 --> 00:09:50,051 Aren't you tired of waiting 178 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:52,320 for someone else to make our fate? 179 00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:53,821 I've made my fate. 180 00:09:53,823 --> 00:09:56,925 But I'd be lying if I didn't say, I am tired. 181 00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,630 Waverly, Ms. Haught. 182 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,266 - We know what you did. - What's that? 183 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,131 Beat you out for being Sheriff? 184 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,299 Hey! You came! 185 00:10:05,301 --> 00:10:06,968 Of course we came! 186 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:10,906 Hey! 187 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,009 You kinda fell off the face of the earth on me. 188 00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:18,581 Uh... there was a lot going on. 189 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,248 And I knew you could handle yourself. 190 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,750 Is that what I did? 191 00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,752 We brought you an office-warming gift! 192 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:25,953 Oh! Wicked! 193 00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:27,789 Wha... What do I put in it? 194 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:29,791 - Balls! - I love balls! 195 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:32,327 I know! 196 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:35,297 Why do you smell like burnt marshmallow cologne? 197 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:37,800 Is it unisex? 198 00:10:40,196 --> 00:10:42,804 So, one of the benefits of owning a club 199 00:10:42,806 --> 00:10:46,909 is demons generally can't hold their liquor. 200 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:51,346 I'm not drinking that roofie-colada. 201 00:10:52,949 --> 00:10:54,882 Yeah, they're just a bunch of sad, 202 00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:57,718 lonely, horny, 203 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,687 sometimes literally horny... 204 00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:01,889 demons, drinking and running their mouths. 205 00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:03,324 Much the same as you are now. 206 00:11:03,326 --> 00:11:05,359 So I heard... 207 00:11:05,361 --> 00:11:07,528 a few talk about a place... 208 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:11,032 where cherished but forgotten items end up. 209 00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:13,502 Peacemaker wasn't forgotten. 210 00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:15,436 She just kinda disappeared on me. 211 00:11:15,438 --> 00:11:18,339 And why, pray tell, would you help a demon-hunter 212 00:11:18,341 --> 00:11:20,541 find her demon slaying weapon? 213 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:23,711 Well, because The Clantons are more powerful than me. 214 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:26,481 And I don't bottom for anyone. 215 00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:28,716 - Not even you. - Oh! 216 00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:30,151 Isn't he like your boss? 217 00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:31,353 You should call H.R. 218 00:11:32,889 --> 00:11:34,155 There is a catch. 219 00:11:34,157 --> 00:11:37,091 The people who have Peacemaker 220 00:11:37,093 --> 00:11:39,427 are going to want an offering. 221 00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:42,764 Gold, frankincense? Tickets to Lizzo? 222 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,501 Once you have what they need, they'll find you. 223 00:11:46,503 --> 00:11:48,736 And if this turns out to be a wild goose chase, 224 00:11:48,738 --> 00:11:51,005 - we're gonna come back here and... - Kill the shit out of you. 225 00:11:51,007 --> 00:11:52,207 What she said. 226 00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:00,081 Fucking Clantons. 227 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,016 These are the last of the BBD files 228 00:12:02,018 --> 00:12:03,417 we had stashed at the Homestead. 229 00:12:03,419 --> 00:12:05,821 Nice. Uh, just put them by the cabinets. Thanks. 230 00:12:06,723 --> 00:12:08,256 There. 231 00:12:08,258 --> 00:12:10,157 That should keep out Blah and Order for a while. 232 00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:12,861 Get over here, Nerd-Burger! 233 00:12:14,597 --> 00:12:16,397 Hey! 234 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:19,333 You are a welcome sight for these sore eyes. 235 00:12:19,335 --> 00:12:21,168 Doc. 236 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:23,070 Oh, it feels so good to be home. 237 00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:24,640 And in your arms. 238 00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:29,311 Alright. So, g... Boners, listen up... 239 00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:33,347 Turns out The Clantons are more than meets the eyes. 240 00:12:33,349 --> 00:12:35,950 Amon wouldn't say exactly what, but he's scared of them. 241 00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:37,518 And... 242 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,086 He knows where Peacemaker is. 243 00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:41,322 A demon wants to help you 244 00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:43,724 - find Peacemaker? - We do not know how accurate 245 00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:46,127 this intelligence is. 246 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:48,095 So where is it? Spill! 247 00:12:48,097 --> 00:12:50,598 Okay, well, I don't know, but... 248 00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:58,906 Yo! Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition, 249 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,308 kill the drill. 250 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,609 Sorry. 251 00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,477 You know me and power tools. 252 00:13:03,479 --> 00:13:06,180 It is risky, to put our faith in a demon 253 00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,615 with questionable morals. 254 00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:10,151 I don't know, worked for me in the past. 255 00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:12,086 I mean, what choice do we have? 256 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:13,921 All my BBD weapons failed you. 257 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,624 Uh, yeah. We scoured the GRT for Peacemaker 258 00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,292 and... Yahtzee. 259 00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:20,561 We really need to teach you how to play that game properly. 260 00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:22,663 - Mm-hmm. - So then we agree. 261 00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:24,899 - Even though Amon is a sexy... - Ahem! 262 00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:27,401 Sketchy... demon douche, 263 00:13:27,403 --> 00:13:28,804 I have to trust him. 264 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:34,543 The team appears to be unanimous. 265 00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:36,644 Yeah. Speaking of the team, has anyone seen Rachel 266 00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:37,779 since this morning? 267 00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:43,884 _ 268 00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:47,388 At the Rec Center. 269 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,457 So lame. Barf emoji. 270 00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:52,394 Home for dinner... maybe. 271 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,901 _ 272 00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:08,976 Huh. Who knew the Ghost River Triangle had a museum. 273 00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,679 Literally everyone? 274 00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:14,615 They shouldn't let mean girls in here. 275 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:16,817 This should be a sacred space for geeks. 276 00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:19,820 - Like Comic-Con. - Special Collections. 277 00:14:19,822 --> 00:14:21,489 A woman scorned. 278 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:23,392 She doesn't even go here! 279 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,996 Now mu-see-um, now you don't. 280 00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:34,035 Wrong turn, MapQuest. 281 00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:36,370 ... working as a stunt consultant on the film set... 282 00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:37,905 Is this the guy from Big Lebowski? 283 00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:39,707 I've been called many things, 284 00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:44,679 Hero, lawman, murderer. 285 00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:48,215 But destiny is that which we are drawn towards. 286 00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:51,787 And fate... is that which we run into. 287 00:14:52,889 --> 00:14:55,389 So you tell me if I had a choice. 288 00:14:55,391 --> 00:14:57,024 No, Wynonna. 289 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,360 That is your great, great-grandfather. 290 00:14:59,362 --> 00:15:00,528 Wyatt Earp. 291 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,768 Hello. 292 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,204 Whoa! Okay, uh, sorry. 293 00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:12,473 Did not mean to pull a Wynonna on you. 294 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:14,342 Why is Cleo's couch still here? 295 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:17,211 - Um, well, you know... - We... 296 00:15:17,213 --> 00:15:19,914 we asked the movers, um, to put it back... 297 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:22,783 So we could all have a place to hang out. 298 00:15:22,785 --> 00:15:24,719 Oh. Okay, yeah. "Hang out". 299 00:15:24,721 --> 00:15:26,954 Is that what the queer lady kids are calling it these days? 300 00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:28,055 Look. Binders! 301 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,293 These are the archives that BBD had 302 00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:34,162 on the Old West Families of the GRT. 303 00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:35,896 - Oh, cool! - There must be something 304 00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:37,165 in here that can help us figure out 305 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,700 - what The Clantons are. - Yeah and how to take them down 306 00:15:39,702 --> 00:15:41,435 in case Wynonna can't find Peacemaker. 307 00:15:41,437 --> 00:15:42,937 She's gonna find Peacemaker. 308 00:15:42,939 --> 00:15:44,638 I couldn't. 309 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,807 Yeah, well, you're not the Earp heir. 310 00:15:46,809 --> 00:15:48,743 Would you have called more often if I was? 311 00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:52,620 On my phone that was being monitored? 312 00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:57,185 Jeremy, where is Robin? 313 00:15:58,621 --> 00:16:01,323 Look, all that matters is he's safe. 314 00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:04,892 - We should get to work. - Okay. You're being super 315 00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,293 - cagey about this. - Yeah, Nicole, 316 00:16:06,295 --> 00:16:09,196 because a lot of stuff happened while they... 317 00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,998 While you were in the Garden. 318 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,101 And everyone that was left behind, we just... 319 00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:18,106 We all did what we had to do to survive. 320 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,275 Okay? 321 00:16:25,181 --> 00:16:27,815 Shit, I'm sorry. 322 00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,851 I think I'm allergic to leopard print, or... 323 00:16:39,529 --> 00:16:41,463 What is happening to me? 324 00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:51,273 I can't wait anymore. 325 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:55,177 It's been over a year. 326 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,380 Can you help? 327 00:16:59,382 --> 00:17:01,382 I would very much like to, 328 00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:03,684 but the price is steep. 329 00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:05,252 I will do... 330 00:17:05,254 --> 00:17:08,923 I will do, I will do anything to get her back. 331 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:09,925 Please. 332 00:17:11,394 --> 00:17:12,727 Even this? 333 00:17:23,406 --> 00:17:25,172 If you'll save them from the Garden. 334 00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:32,713 No... 335 00:17:32,715 --> 00:17:35,049 No, I couldn't have promised that. 336 00:17:37,386 --> 00:17:39,287 Nicole, what's wrong? 337 00:17:40,489 --> 00:17:43,023 Hey. Hey. 338 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:45,726 Waverly, it's all coming back to me. 339 00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:49,330 I... I did something terrible when you were in the Garden. 340 00:17:49,332 --> 00:17:51,198 What? 341 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,467 I-I... 342 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,269 Sweetie, it's okay. 343 00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:57,104 Just spit it out. 344 00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:04,245 Oh, my God. 345 00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:05,747 You ate a billion frogs. 346 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:13,052 In 1878, I was at a card table in Texas, 347 00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:16,021 and a man drew a pistol at my back. 348 00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:18,858 I heard the shot, and I smelled the gun powder. 349 00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:23,696 My would-be executioner behind me fell. 350 00:18:23,698 --> 00:18:27,700 Shot to death by a dentist, of all things. 351 00:18:27,702 --> 00:18:32,304 John Henry Holliday saved my life. 352 00:18:32,306 --> 00:18:35,674 I knew then, I was bound to him. 353 00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:37,009 Forever. 354 00:18:37,011 --> 00:18:38,444 Who was the shooter? 355 00:18:38,446 --> 00:18:40,679 It never occurred to me to inquire. 356 00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,982 Any man that would shoot another man in the back 357 00:18:42,984 --> 00:18:46,318 does not deserve to be known, or remembered. 358 00:18:50,358 --> 00:18:52,658 You miss it, don't you? 359 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,728 The rules were simpler then. 360 00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,864 Like "don't try to steal our baby"? 361 00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:00,322 Rosita. 362 00:19:00,324 --> 00:19:01,801 If Revenants were still around, 363 00:19:01,803 --> 00:19:03,235 she'd be my first appointment back 364 00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:05,171 when I got Peacemaker. 365 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,642 Let's talk about the O.K. Corral. 366 00:19:08,644 --> 00:19:11,043 I have resisted in the past... 367 00:19:11,045 --> 00:19:13,012 It made you famous. 368 00:19:13,014 --> 00:19:15,147 That is true. 369 00:19:15,149 --> 00:19:17,850 But I knew there'd never be peace in Tombstone, 370 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,021 or anywhere else with those vermin Clantons around. 371 00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:24,790 To tell the truth, I was glad when Doc Holliday 372 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,026 took the first shot. 373 00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:29,328 What's the point of locking up backwater scum... 374 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,030 I did not shoot first. 375 00:19:31,032 --> 00:19:33,332 Sooner or later, they simply slide 376 00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:36,069 through the bars, makes everything dirty again. 377 00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:40,673 That man was the most talented loose cannon 378 00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:42,541 I ever did see. 379 00:19:42,543 --> 00:19:45,879 At the end of our... time together, 380 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:50,082 I just rolled Doc off whatever whore he was enjoying 381 00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:53,085 on that particular day, and point him in the direction 382 00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:56,957 of someone who needed to be got clean through. 383 00:19:58,292 --> 00:19:59,625 Geezers get fuzzy. 384 00:19:59,627 --> 00:20:01,126 They remember things the way they want to. 385 00:20:01,128 --> 00:20:02,296 Not the way they happened. 386 00:20:02,298 --> 00:20:04,463 Yeah, well, I do not have the luxury of growing old 387 00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:06,333 and forgetting all the things I have done. 388 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,865 Well, next time don't make a deal 389 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,068 with a stone witch and then became a vampire. 390 00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:18,578 What would Wyatt think of all this? 391 00:20:19,547 --> 00:20:21,981 Do you think he'd be proud of me? 392 00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:24,283 I am no longer certain 393 00:20:24,285 --> 00:20:26,286 that you would be proud of him. 394 00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:30,856 Come now. We have a heist to attend to. 395 00:20:40,201 --> 00:20:42,936 - Ugh... - You are massacring that onion. 396 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:45,839 Your hand still hurting? 397 00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:48,407 Yeah, but I guess I deserve it. 398 00:20:48,409 --> 00:20:51,644 - Nobody deserves this. - Wish you'd tell her that. 399 00:20:51,646 --> 00:20:53,446 You first. 400 00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,085 You're always so goddamn emotional. 401 00:21:00,087 --> 00:21:01,620 It's from the onion. 402 00:21:01,622 --> 00:21:04,790 My whole life, I obsessed 403 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:07,994 over the happenings at the O.K. Corral. 404 00:21:08,763 --> 00:21:11,797 Half a minute that wiped out our entire clan. 405 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:13,532 But now... 406 00:21:13,534 --> 00:21:16,570 finally, I have cause for celebration. 407 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,106 When I die, 408 00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:24,543 the charm that I possess will pass to my children. 409 00:21:24,545 --> 00:21:27,279 Now, I have spent many long nights 410 00:21:27,281 --> 00:21:30,517 worrying over which of you will get the gift. 411 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:32,918 Made me near sick with dread, 412 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,921 thinking our legacy would be left 413 00:21:35,923 --> 00:21:38,024 in your bumbling hands. 414 00:21:38,859 --> 00:21:41,423 But then I read something on Oprah-dot-com, 415 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,430 made me change my tune. "I will not... 416 00:21:44,432 --> 00:21:47,967 give my power over to the circumstances 417 00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:49,702 of my life". 418 00:21:49,704 --> 00:21:52,037 Mam, what are you saying? 419 00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:54,770 I have set the wheels in motion 420 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,009 for the end of our enemies. 421 00:21:57,011 --> 00:22:00,546 To the end... of the Earps. 422 00:22:05,086 --> 00:22:08,420 So why is it you two look like you're at a funeral? 423 00:22:08,422 --> 00:22:10,589 If it's all the same to you, I'd like to know the plan 424 00:22:10,591 --> 00:22:12,057 before I celebrate it. 425 00:22:12,059 --> 00:22:14,360 Yeah, um, how exactly do you plan 426 00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:15,669 on killing the Earps? 427 00:22:15,671 --> 00:22:17,529 Honey, the Earps and Doc Holliday 428 00:22:17,531 --> 00:22:20,533 don't deserve death. They deserve to be destroyed. 429 00:22:21,736 --> 00:22:23,036 By one another. 430 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,375 Damn women's softball league. 431 00:22:29,377 --> 00:22:30,843 I need booze! 432 00:22:30,845 --> 00:22:32,612 You look like you need an ambulance. 433 00:22:32,614 --> 00:22:34,115 Whatever's wrong with her, it can't be fixed 434 00:22:34,117 --> 00:22:35,184 with modern medicine. 435 00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,286 Have you tried chicken soup 436 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,688 and a One Day At A Time marathon? 437 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,019 Tequila. I gotta get the taste of frogs 438 00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:41,320 out of my mouth. 439 00:22:41,322 --> 00:22:44,757 - Did you say frogs? - Oh boy, did she ever. 440 00:22:44,759 --> 00:22:46,592 Well yeah, apparently she did something terrible. 441 00:22:46,594 --> 00:22:50,095 But every time she tries to tell us what it is, she throws up. 442 00:22:50,097 --> 00:22:51,664 So we're dealing with what, 443 00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:53,033 some kind of hex? 444 00:22:53,035 --> 00:22:55,100 With all the new creatures in town, it could be anything. 445 00:22:55,102 --> 00:22:57,236 A warlock? An incubus? A SpongeBob? 446 00:22:57,238 --> 00:22:59,271 Aww. You did research! 447 00:22:59,273 --> 00:23:00,739 Sort of. 448 00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:02,342 We tried guessing for her too. 449 00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:04,576 But every time we do, it's Big-Vom-Dot-Com. 450 00:23:04,578 --> 00:23:05,911 Oh... 451 00:23:05,913 --> 00:23:07,479 I don't... 452 00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:09,749 No, you just shut your frog hole. 453 00:23:13,287 --> 00:23:15,320 No! Not on the froggies. 454 00:23:15,322 --> 00:23:16,823 What? It's not their fault. 455 00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:20,593 - Sweetie... - I need a pen! 456 00:23:21,729 --> 00:23:24,463 If I can't tell you guys, maybe, I can... 457 00:23:24,465 --> 00:23:26,765 Okay, okay, okay... 458 00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:28,301 You were cursed by... 459 00:23:30,171 --> 00:23:31,570 Sperm? 460 00:23:31,572 --> 00:23:33,607 - What? - No. I think they're tadpoles. 461 00:23:33,609 --> 00:23:34,842 That makes much more sense. Yup. 462 00:23:34,844 --> 00:23:36,044 I was trying to write words! 463 00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:38,143 Look, it seems to me the thing to do here 464 00:23:38,145 --> 00:23:39,305 is to forget about the cause. 465 00:23:40,214 --> 00:23:42,314 - We need to focus on a cure. - Okay. 466 00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:44,284 What... 467 00:23:46,921 --> 00:23:49,088 - Oh, my God. - Indeed. 468 00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,589 You're sure this is it? 469 00:23:50,591 --> 00:23:53,959 Only someone truly evil would value this abomination. 470 00:23:53,961 --> 00:23:55,928 It's called "A Woman Scorned". 471 00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:57,429 You know who got scorned? 472 00:23:57,431 --> 00:23:59,966 The doink who paid actual money for this wank of art. 473 00:24:01,402 --> 00:24:02,801 So, um... 474 00:24:02,803 --> 00:24:04,670 Should I slip into my Catsuit 475 00:24:04,672 --> 00:24:06,638 and slink through the security lasers? 476 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,174 As much as I would love to see that... 477 00:24:09,176 --> 00:24:10,709 we have already dawdled too long. 478 00:24:10,711 --> 00:24:12,845 Right. So we shoot out the cameras, 479 00:24:12,847 --> 00:24:15,013 knock out the elderly volunteer behind the desk, 480 00:24:15,015 --> 00:24:17,382 - and hop a train to Mexico. - Or... 481 00:24:17,384 --> 00:24:20,619 Still hot. 482 00:24:20,621 --> 00:24:22,454 You can't just like, take stuff. 483 00:24:22,456 --> 00:24:25,290 Wise words from a leader of tomorrow. 484 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:27,392 Get bent, Regina Bored! 485 00:24:30,064 --> 00:24:31,296 Now what? 486 00:24:31,298 --> 00:24:33,365 Amon said once we procured the painting, 487 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:35,101 the collectors would appear. 488 00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:38,004 That's a big ass tramp stamp. 489 00:24:40,674 --> 00:24:42,608 It's a Celtic Sisters Knot. 490 00:24:42,610 --> 00:24:45,210 It symbolizes sisterhood and the strong, eternal bond 491 00:24:45,212 --> 00:24:46,712 that women share. 492 00:24:46,714 --> 00:24:49,381 I once made the acquaintance of some sorority sisters 493 00:24:49,383 --> 00:24:50,983 from Wesleyan. 494 00:24:50,985 --> 00:24:53,452 They did in fact have tattoos of that symbol on their... 495 00:24:53,454 --> 00:24:54,454 Great story. 496 00:24:55,222 --> 00:24:57,590 Ahh! 497 00:25:03,230 --> 00:25:04,931 What in tarnation? 498 00:25:08,235 --> 00:25:09,435 Wynonna?! 499 00:25:11,338 --> 00:25:14,907 What the... hell-o?! 500 00:25:14,909 --> 00:25:17,743 Welcome to the Sanctuary of the Scorned Woman. 501 00:25:17,745 --> 00:25:19,411 Oh damn. 502 00:25:19,413 --> 00:25:21,680 J.C. ghost you on Bumble? 503 00:25:21,682 --> 00:25:24,216 These are dangerous and uncertain times, 504 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,552 - Wynonna Earp. - Oh great, you've heard of me. 505 00:25:26,554 --> 00:25:28,220 Wait. Is that great? 506 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,622 This sanctuary is a place of cleansing 507 00:25:30,624 --> 00:25:32,959 for women who have lost their way. 508 00:25:34,094 --> 00:25:36,228 Women like you. 509 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,130 Says who, Mother Inferior? 510 00:25:38,132 --> 00:25:40,732 I'm exactly where I want to be. 511 00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,734 I see I've struck a chord. 512 00:25:42,736 --> 00:25:45,704 Yeah. You struck the whole damn choir, Whoopi. 513 00:25:45,706 --> 00:25:47,606 You misunderstand me. 514 00:25:47,608 --> 00:25:50,209 I'm releasing these women from the judgments 515 00:25:50,211 --> 00:25:52,177 they've placed on themselves. 516 00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:53,846 I could do the same for you. 517 00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:56,949 I'm not really a habit kind of gal. 518 00:25:56,951 --> 00:25:59,952 Unless those habits include, uh, you know, 519 00:25:59,954 --> 00:26:01,620 cheap whiskey and broody men. 520 00:26:01,622 --> 00:26:04,923 I'm just here because you have something that belongs to me. 521 00:26:04,925 --> 00:26:07,092 And... vicey-versey. 522 00:26:13,234 --> 00:26:15,267 Purga te, mulier, 523 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:17,270 et liberi eritis. 524 00:26:18,772 --> 00:26:21,240 Hey, you break it, you bought it. 525 00:26:21,242 --> 00:26:22,507 Holy shit. 526 00:26:22,509 --> 00:26:24,343 I don't want the painting. 527 00:26:24,345 --> 00:26:27,447 I want the woman in the painting. 528 00:26:28,249 --> 00:26:31,984 And I want my sword-gun back. 529 00:26:31,986 --> 00:26:33,720 Then take it. 530 00:26:35,422 --> 00:26:37,156 Peacemaker, where you at, Mama? 531 00:26:38,926 --> 00:26:41,261 It's me, old girl. It's Wynonna. 532 00:26:42,963 --> 00:26:44,496 Peacemaker, come! 533 00:26:44,498 --> 00:26:46,966 Perhaps the weapon is rejecting you 534 00:26:46,968 --> 00:26:49,535 because its duty to you is complete. 535 00:26:51,005 --> 00:26:52,705 Now you listen to me, godda... 536 00:26:54,108 --> 00:26:55,942 Gosh doink-it! 537 00:26:56,744 --> 00:26:59,112 The curse may be broken, but they still need me. 538 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,285 Alright, everybody still needs me to keep them safe. 539 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,516 So this thing between you and I 540 00:27:04,518 --> 00:27:07,586 ain't over until I say it's over! 541 00:27:07,588 --> 00:27:12,491 Perhaps it's time for you to choose a life of peace. 542 00:27:12,493 --> 00:27:13,559 How? 543 00:27:14,695 --> 00:27:16,695 When the monsters keep coming and coming, 544 00:27:16,697 --> 00:27:19,666 how am I supposed to live a normal life? 545 00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:24,170 And why the fuck would I want to? 546 00:27:26,185 --> 00:27:30,389 Just once I'd like someone to come in with flowers. 547 00:27:30,391 --> 00:27:33,725 Was the painting simply a ruse to get Wynonna gone? 548 00:27:33,727 --> 00:27:36,061 Uh, best you refrain from saying something 549 00:27:36,063 --> 00:27:37,663 we'll both regret. 550 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,300 I don't know where Wynonna went, 551 00:27:41,302 --> 00:27:43,802 but if it was a trap it wasn't set by me. 552 00:27:43,804 --> 00:27:45,471 Because, I don't pick sides. 553 00:27:45,473 --> 00:27:48,040 I'm in it for myself. Does that sound familiar? 554 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,909 You would do well... 555 00:27:50,911 --> 00:27:53,756 ... not to compare yourself to me. 556 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:55,358 Oh, come on, Doc. 557 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,428 It's a compliment. It's how we've both managed 558 00:27:58,430 --> 00:28:00,730 to survive for centuries. 559 00:28:00,732 --> 00:28:02,398 I am no cockroach. 560 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,168 No. But you're still alive. 561 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:09,449 Noble men do not have the luxury of being neutral 562 00:28:09,451 --> 00:28:10,651 in times of war. 563 00:28:19,384 --> 00:28:22,286 We have not been formally introduced. 564 00:28:23,922 --> 00:28:26,389 I know who you are, you know who I am. 565 00:28:26,391 --> 00:28:28,157 So what do you actually want? 566 00:28:28,159 --> 00:28:30,793 There are more traditional spots for a man like you 567 00:28:30,795 --> 00:28:31,995 to wet his whistle. 568 00:28:31,997 --> 00:28:33,864 I'm not a traditionalist. 569 00:28:36,267 --> 00:28:38,301 I just wanted a beer. 570 00:28:38,303 --> 00:28:40,103 You are a bold sort, 571 00:28:40,105 --> 00:28:42,405 I will give you that. The whole Clanton lot. 572 00:28:42,407 --> 00:28:44,607 You keep my family's name out of your mouth, you hear? 573 00:28:44,609 --> 00:28:47,411 You would be dead before you drew. 574 00:28:50,482 --> 00:28:53,482 This whole "Fastest Gunslinger in the West"? 575 00:28:53,484 --> 00:28:55,218 Is that something to be proud of? 576 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:57,340 Shooting people who don't have a chance to fight back? 577 00:28:59,324 --> 00:29:01,457 Some people deserve to be shot. 578 00:29:01,459 --> 00:29:02,593 And who decides that? 579 00:29:03,895 --> 00:29:05,817 Because the history books say one thing, 580 00:29:05,819 --> 00:29:07,131 my family says another. 581 00:29:14,472 --> 00:29:15,739 So you tell me... 582 00:29:18,276 --> 00:29:20,276 Do you deserve a bullet? 583 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,247 Or do I? 584 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,289 Maybe... I let fate decide? 585 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:37,061 Whatever side we fight on, 586 00:29:37,996 --> 00:29:40,797 the blood we shed to win the war 587 00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:42,066 will damn us all. 588 00:29:46,538 --> 00:29:48,138 It's not a war, Holliday. 589 00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:51,541 It's just a town. 590 00:29:51,543 --> 00:29:53,676 Filled with women who would have us both 591 00:29:53,678 --> 00:29:54,745 fight to the death. 592 00:30:08,993 --> 00:30:11,627 - Hey. - I'm sorry, Waverly. 593 00:30:11,629 --> 00:30:13,830 No. Don't apologize. 594 00:30:13,832 --> 00:30:15,866 I like taking care of you. 595 00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:19,703 I'd be happy do it for the rest of our lives. 596 00:30:21,507 --> 00:30:24,643 Yeah. I guess we gotta talk about the engagement... 597 00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:26,610 Yeah. 598 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,278 But it's hard to make it a priority, 599 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,583 when, you know, you're voiding amphibians. 600 00:30:33,585 --> 00:30:35,991 No, it's not that, Waverly. 601 00:30:35,993 --> 00:30:38,187 It's that I... 602 00:30:38,189 --> 00:30:40,423 You did something terrible. 603 00:30:40,425 --> 00:30:43,860 Right? But you being you, how terrible could it be? 604 00:30:45,063 --> 00:30:46,929 Okay, guys. 605 00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:49,233 I have dug up three possible cures. 606 00:30:50,001 --> 00:30:52,869 Option number one: 607 00:30:52,871 --> 00:30:55,238 a spell-reflecting ceremony. 608 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,620 Worst case scenario, we do it wrong, 609 00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,108 and you turn into a demon dog. 610 00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:00,376 Ugh, pass. 611 00:31:00,378 --> 00:31:01,944 I'm a cat person. 612 00:31:01,946 --> 00:31:03,713 Yeah, me too. Okay... 613 00:31:03,715 --> 00:31:05,948 Option number two: 614 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,984 an exorcism where we drown you in salted holy water. 615 00:31:08,986 --> 00:31:10,787 - Drown me? - You caught that part, huh? 616 00:31:10,789 --> 00:31:13,055 Yeah. We are not drowning my girlfriend. 617 00:31:13,057 --> 00:31:14,857 Okay, fine. 618 00:31:14,859 --> 00:31:16,526 Option number three: 619 00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:18,461 we brew an antidote soup 620 00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:20,463 made out of fennel, jasmine, and nettles. 621 00:31:20,465 --> 00:31:22,514 - That sounds okay. - Worst case scenario? 622 00:31:22,516 --> 00:31:24,529 If we don't get the correct ratio of ingredients, 623 00:31:24,531 --> 00:31:26,666 uh, your intestines might turn into snakes. 624 00:31:29,107 --> 00:31:31,008 These really were the only choices. 625 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:34,446 Okay, so, uh... let's do um... 626 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,146 ... snake-gut soup? 627 00:31:37,148 --> 00:31:41,014 - Yeah. - Plus with Purgatory's best, 628 00:31:41,016 --> 00:31:43,725 brightest, most beautiful brains on the case, 629 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:45,127 I mean, I'm gonna be cured in no... 630 00:31:46,758 --> 00:31:48,257 Okay... 631 00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:50,160 What in unholy hell 632 00:31:50,162 --> 00:31:51,229 have you been eating? 633 00:31:52,062 --> 00:31:53,262 Hey, I got it. 634 00:31:57,502 --> 00:31:59,269 It's like she puked the Dagobah System. 635 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:15,225 _ 636 00:32:18,857 --> 00:32:20,857 _ 637 00:32:37,508 --> 00:32:39,543 I come bearing apology beer. 638 00:32:40,845 --> 00:32:42,979 Waverly told me everything. 639 00:32:44,249 --> 00:32:47,350 I'm really sorry about Spewapalooza. 640 00:32:47,352 --> 00:32:49,051 Obviously the Clantons came after me, 641 00:32:49,053 --> 00:32:50,720 and you got caught in the frog fire. 642 00:32:52,056 --> 00:32:54,557 It wasn't you, Wynonna. 643 00:32:54,559 --> 00:32:56,225 I wouldn't blame you for not wanting 644 00:32:56,227 --> 00:32:57,728 to join this family, honestly. 645 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:00,510 First it's Revenants, then frogs, 646 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,929 next it'll be fiery hail and locusts. 647 00:33:02,931 --> 00:33:05,100 Well, it would take a lot more 648 00:33:05,102 --> 00:33:06,808 than some Egyptian plagues 649 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,716 to keep me from wanting to marry your sister. 650 00:33:08,718 --> 00:33:10,352 Then what are you two waiting for? 651 00:33:11,774 --> 00:33:13,308 I'm scared Waverly won't want to 652 00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:14,643 when she finds out what I did. 653 00:33:14,645 --> 00:33:16,416 Pfft. I wanna ask what that is, 654 00:33:16,418 --> 00:33:17,618 but I just de-honked my boots. 655 00:33:19,651 --> 00:33:21,551 Well, here's what I know you didn't do... 656 00:33:22,887 --> 00:33:25,588 You didn't give up on us when we were in the Garden. 657 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,657 And a year and a half, that's a long time 658 00:33:27,659 --> 00:33:28,826 to keep the faith. 659 00:33:30,228 --> 00:33:31,661 Thing is, I did give up. 660 00:33:32,629 --> 00:33:33,863 Not at first. 661 00:33:33,865 --> 00:33:37,867 At first, I believed that Waverly, and you, 662 00:33:37,869 --> 00:33:40,103 and Doc were gonna get home safe. 663 00:33:40,972 --> 00:33:44,139 Then 18 months went by, and so I woke up one day and... 664 00:33:45,476 --> 00:33:49,245 Nicole. Did you do something to get us home? 665 00:33:49,247 --> 00:33:51,758 Never mind, I didn't ask, 666 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,528 I didn't ask. La-la-la-la. 667 00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:54,964 Oh, God. 668 00:33:57,955 --> 00:33:59,652 Do you wanna hear my sob story? 669 00:33:59,654 --> 00:34:01,358 Un-huh, I do, really. 670 00:34:02,311 --> 00:34:04,946 Peacemaker actively rejected me today. 671 00:34:06,518 --> 00:34:08,118 You want me to frog-barf on her? 672 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,721 Yes. 673 00:34:11,536 --> 00:34:14,570 I did manage to get my hands on this stupid thing. 674 00:34:14,572 --> 00:34:16,758 Finding this scorned woman is the only shot I have 675 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,494 at getting my gun back. But this... 676 00:34:19,444 --> 00:34:21,277 This could be anywhere, so... 677 00:34:21,279 --> 00:34:23,780 Oh, well, that's Steve Gulch. 678 00:34:24,778 --> 00:34:27,347 - Who now? - I once had to rescue 679 00:34:27,349 --> 00:34:28,817 these two guys named Steve, 680 00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:30,767 they fell there while they were bouldering, 681 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,856 and got stuck. Naked. 682 00:34:35,026 --> 00:34:36,492 There are no good men left. 683 00:34:36,494 --> 00:34:38,133 Mm, definitely no good Steves. 684 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:52,139 Jesus, Haught, should I... 685 00:34:52,141 --> 00:34:53,175 No, no, I'm good. 686 00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:55,177 I'm good, I just... 687 00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:57,314 I'm gonna just go check on that cure. 688 00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:03,019 Are you alright? 689 00:35:03,788 --> 00:35:05,122 Better than Nicole. 690 00:35:08,126 --> 00:35:09,525 We're almost done. 691 00:35:09,527 --> 00:35:11,962 We just have to let it simmer for an hour and then... 692 00:35:13,331 --> 00:35:14,331 Babe? 693 00:35:15,366 --> 00:35:16,999 - No! - What are you doing?! 694 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:18,701 - Oh, my God! - I'm so sorry... 695 00:35:18,703 --> 00:35:20,836 Oh! Quick. Help me save some! 696 00:35:20,838 --> 00:35:23,039 Yeah, okay. 697 00:35:27,612 --> 00:35:30,012 You are certain the gun was there? 698 00:35:30,014 --> 00:35:32,849 Yeah. I could feel it. I just couldn't make it come. 699 00:35:34,114 --> 00:35:35,414 That's what she said. 700 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,923 I guess it makes sense, I'm not... 701 00:35:41,426 --> 00:35:44,694 ... the heir anymore, now that the curse is broken. 702 00:35:45,757 --> 00:35:47,457 Or much of anything. 703 00:35:49,795 --> 00:35:51,328 You are everything. 704 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:55,065 Wait, what did you mean, at the museum, 705 00:35:55,067 --> 00:35:57,034 that I might not be proud of Wyatt? 706 00:35:58,403 --> 00:36:01,571 We were immortalized as heroes 707 00:36:01,573 --> 00:36:05,009 for murdering a family of ne'er-do wells. 708 00:36:06,921 --> 00:36:08,354 The Clantons were dickheads. 709 00:36:08,356 --> 00:36:10,389 They took whatever they wanted, they murdered people, 710 00:36:10,391 --> 00:36:12,758 - stole their land. - It was the Old West. 711 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,760 The only difference between them and us 712 00:36:14,762 --> 00:36:16,929 were the stars pinned to our chests. 713 00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:19,633 I have often been left to ponder, Wynonna... 714 00:36:20,434 --> 00:36:22,534 whether or not this legacy of bloodshed 715 00:36:22,536 --> 00:36:24,370 will be the ruin of everyone we love. 716 00:36:24,372 --> 00:36:26,839 Perhaps, we should take our cue 717 00:36:26,841 --> 00:36:29,309 from an ironically named Buntline. 718 00:36:30,745 --> 00:36:33,278 Could be we should aspire to... 719 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,614 make peace. 720 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,450 Oh, my God. Did everyone take Gandhi pills this morning? 721 00:36:44,027 --> 00:36:45,461 What up, Kermit? 722 00:36:48,776 --> 00:36:50,478 What the hell, Bog Breath?! 723 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,481 Ahh! Son of a... 724 00:36:52,483 --> 00:36:54,016 Jesus. Squeeze harder! 725 00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:56,761 Why are you fighting Nicole?! 726 00:36:56,763 --> 00:36:58,197 - She started it! - What? 727 00:36:58,199 --> 00:36:59,997 - Look away, baby girl. - Why? 728 00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:01,199 'Cause gingers are bleeders. 729 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:03,874 - Wynonna! - Well... 730 00:37:04,771 --> 00:37:05,971 Babe. 731 00:37:07,307 --> 00:37:09,641 Come on. 732 00:37:12,545 --> 00:37:14,612 Oh no. No, no, no. 733 00:37:14,614 --> 00:37:15,614 What the hell was that? 734 00:37:16,449 --> 00:37:18,684 The darkest of magics. 735 00:37:19,786 --> 00:37:21,152 Well, that's it. 736 00:37:21,154 --> 00:37:23,721 Hide your kids, hide your wives! 737 00:37:23,723 --> 00:37:26,757 Because we are storming the fucking castle. 738 00:37:26,759 --> 00:37:29,460 And by castle, I mean ranch! 739 00:37:29,462 --> 00:37:31,929 And by storming, I mean we are putting the "kill" 740 00:37:31,931 --> 00:37:33,764 back in Kill-lanton... 741 00:37:33,766 --> 00:37:36,162 Can you not do that right now during my rousing speech? 742 00:37:36,164 --> 00:37:38,002 I even just dropped an F bomb. 743 00:37:38,004 --> 00:37:39,637 Those are my clothes. 744 00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:42,673 The ones you were wearing last night before bed. 745 00:37:42,675 --> 00:37:44,810 They smell of gasoline. 746 00:37:53,019 --> 00:37:54,753 I started the Homestead fire. 747 00:37:55,722 --> 00:37:56,855 Let's go. 748 00:37:57,890 --> 00:37:59,824 Wynonna. You need Peacemaker. 749 00:37:59,826 --> 00:38:01,158 We don't have time, Nicole. 750 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,526 Look what they did to you. 751 00:38:02,528 --> 00:38:04,328 Look what they tried to make you do to us! 752 00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:05,631 Those creatures they have... 753 00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:08,368 Without Peacemaker, this is a suicide mission. 754 00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:12,871 - I agree. - Of course you do. 755 00:38:14,841 --> 00:38:16,474 Look. Don't jump to Plan Z 756 00:38:16,476 --> 00:38:18,309 before we've even tried Plan A. 757 00:38:18,311 --> 00:38:20,498 - Which is what, exactly? - We have to find the woman 758 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,014 in the painting, and bring her to the sanctuary. 759 00:38:23,016 --> 00:38:24,849 Yeah. And then, 760 00:38:24,851 --> 00:38:26,551 if Peacemaker doesn't show itself... 761 00:38:27,387 --> 00:38:29,520 Then we take on the Clantons, 762 00:38:29,522 --> 00:38:32,857 and their monsters, together. 763 00:38:35,181 --> 00:38:37,147 Fine. You go find some rope, 764 00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,468 'cause you're gonna tie up your girlfriend. 765 00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:40,551 - Won't be the first time. - Okay. 766 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:42,854 We need mount up for the gulch. 767 00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:45,856 Are you okay with this? 768 00:38:45,858 --> 00:38:48,526 Well, I don't want you to kamikaze yourself for me. 769 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:52,530 Let's go. 770 00:38:57,870 --> 00:39:00,137 There is not much left. 771 00:39:00,139 --> 00:39:01,705 All of it went down the sink. 772 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:02,774 Make it tighter. 773 00:39:03,643 --> 00:39:05,376 Waverly, it has to be tighter! 774 00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:06,944 Well, I don't want to hurt you. 775 00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:09,137 Maybe just go get the handcuffs from upstairs. 776 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,340 Okay. Good idea. 777 00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:19,660 No. No, I'm not gonna do it! 778 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,112 _ 779 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,719 Hello? 780 00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:51,388 - Hey. - Hey. 781 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,590 - They're here. - Oh. Better let me. 782 00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,392 - I'm the pro. - Sure. 783 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,162 At least, I used to be. 784 00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:05,436 I just need you to know one thing. 785 00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:07,871 - Okay. - I love you, Waverly Earp. 786 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:11,008 And no matter what happens, those are the truest words 787 00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:12,943 - I'll ever speak. - Baby. 788 00:40:15,114 --> 00:40:16,180 What the hell? 789 00:40:16,182 --> 00:40:18,582 What the hell? 790 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,751 Nicole. Nicole! 791 00:40:20,753 --> 00:40:22,687 - Jeremy, do something! - I am! 792 00:40:22,689 --> 00:40:24,104 But you're not gonna like it! 793 00:40:24,106 --> 00:40:25,723 Wait, wait. You're sure about this? 794 00:40:25,725 --> 00:40:27,392 You know we don't have another choice. 795 00:40:28,294 --> 00:40:29,626 No, no, no, no. 796 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,629 - Yeah... - No, no! 797 00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:36,067 Argh, I'm gonna kill you! 798 00:40:37,737 --> 00:40:39,903 I gotta talk to that softball league. 799 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,305 Nedley... 800 00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:44,850 Okay, hey, before you say anything, I am so, so sorry 801 00:40:44,852 --> 00:40:46,610 that I spent the last year and a half trying to kill you. 802 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,579 Well, to be fair, I was a puffball monster. 803 00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:50,280 And I did eat several people's pets. 804 00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:51,782 I should've known it was you. 805 00:40:51,784 --> 00:40:53,567 And I shouldn't have given up. 806 00:40:53,569 --> 00:40:55,119 Because that's what I did. I gave up. 807 00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:58,155 - Nicole... - Time and time again, 808 00:40:58,157 --> 00:41:00,657 you have been there for me. And I let you down. 809 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,760 I let everyone down. But today, 810 00:41:02,762 --> 00:41:05,162 - I'm going to change that. - You need my help. 811 00:41:05,164 --> 00:41:07,264 - It's a big ask. - Whatever you need. 812 00:41:07,266 --> 00:41:08,432 I need you to kill me. 813 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,693 You know, I don't care how many Steves 814 00:41:15,695 --> 00:41:17,695 fell down here, it's still a dumb name. 815 00:41:17,697 --> 00:41:20,299 Well, finally something we do agree on. 816 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:22,767 Don't get testy with me. 817 00:41:22,769 --> 00:41:25,303 You're the famous gunslinger who's turned into Jane Fonda 818 00:41:25,305 --> 00:41:26,370 all of a sudden. 819 00:41:26,372 --> 00:41:29,074 Well, her work-outs are sublime. 820 00:41:31,644 --> 00:41:33,277 Being the Earp heir is the only job 821 00:41:33,279 --> 00:41:34,847 I've ever had that I was good at, 822 00:41:34,849 --> 00:41:37,448 besides strip club DJ. 823 00:41:37,450 --> 00:41:39,550 Just because you're rejecting your legacy, 824 00:41:39,552 --> 00:41:41,185 doesn't mean I have to reject mine. 825 00:41:41,187 --> 00:41:43,154 A fine pair we are. Blood on our hands, 826 00:41:43,156 --> 00:41:45,190 and both too stubborn to wash them off. 827 00:41:46,326 --> 00:41:50,928 It appears we have found our Woman Scorned. 828 00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:54,065 Oy, lady! You're coming with us! 829 00:41:57,770 --> 00:41:59,104 Rosita?! 830 00:42:02,007 --> 00:42:04,008 _ 831 00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:05,044 No! 832 00:42:05,046 --> 00:42:07,044 Your survival instinct's kicking in! 833 00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:26,632 Jeremy! 834 00:42:32,739 --> 00:42:35,229 Hey. I know how this looks, 835 00:42:35,231 --> 00:42:37,499 but I'm asking you to trust us. 836 00:43:07,262 --> 00:43:12,262 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -