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So for me, it was
the unflinching eye

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with which the author
interrogated

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themes of mortality while
blending in observational wit

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sharp enough to cut this
Manchego.

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That had me sit up and go...

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Could I open the wine now,

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or were you gonna say
some more stuff?

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Well, I was hoping to open it up

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for a discussion, but...

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Yes! Hudson?

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Is there more dip?

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Did you guys even read the book?

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Or are you just here
for the crudités?

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Who the hell's "Cruditay"?
That guy?

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"That guy" is Dr. Geraldine
Waters-Mangool,

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author of this week's selection,

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"A Remembrance Of Our
Father's Daughters."

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Again, thank you for gracing
our salon, doctor.

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Okay, what's all this?

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Sorry, Deb.

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Yeah, we're just wrappin' up
here.

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Wrappin' what up?

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I was just walking by and
heard someone say "crudités."

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That's just for book club
members only.

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A club?

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And this is the first
I'm hearing of it?

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That's odd.
The invites do go out weekly.

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So I can have the crudités?

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Book club is a weekly gathering

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for lovers of literature
to discuss

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fiction, nonfiction, and yes...

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sometimes poetry.

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And always wine!

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Thank you, Martin.

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Yes, libations are fun.
That's a small part of it.

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All rights reserved including
the right to reproduce

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this book in portions thereof
in any form is strictly...

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This is boring as fuck.

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Well, that's just
the copyright page.

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Whatever.

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I bet I could write something
better than this garbage.

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Next time, I'll bring a book
everyone can really

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sink their teeth into.

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Mine.

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Then you'll have to let me
into your stupid club.

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I mean, you could just show up.

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And bring more crudités.

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Extra ranch.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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And I don't wanna be a dick.
I don't!

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But the platter is for book
club members only.

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- Well... - Though, I don't
blame Debbie for wanting some.

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It's damn good "cru" if I
"dités" so myself.

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I didn't know you had
a club for books.

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Does no one get my invitations?

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So... what's the next
book you're reading?

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You're gonna love this.

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Debby says she's gonna
write one, but I...

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What?

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I'm in! My God. I'm in.

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I am so in.

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Do you know how hard it is
to write a book?

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Not when you've lived the life
Debbie has.

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Man, I can't wait for book club!

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Now, I know drinking's
a big part of it.

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Is it a "BYOB" situation, or...?

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Puh-lease.

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There is literally zero chance
Deb will write a word

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let alone an entire book
in a week.

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"The end."

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Not bad for a day's work!

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Billy Boy!

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Bind this and fire up
the printing press.

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And here.

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Jacket me.

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So, what did you think?

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Be brutally honest.

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I...

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- loved it!
- _

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Now is it fiction,
nonfiction, or...

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poetry?

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All of the above.

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And a little from behind.

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Where do you get your
inspiration?

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What?! You read it, Hudson?

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You didn't?

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Well, I mean... I started to.

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But then I got sidetracked

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coming up with some book
options for next week

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that would spark some actually
stimulating conversation.

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Stimulating?

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Yeah, someone def didn't read
chapter seven.

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Is it too late? Did I miss it?

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Aw, shoot. Yeah, we're actually
just wrappin' up here.

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But next week we're gonna be
reading something that I've selected.

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Guys! We're not too late!

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Book club, baby!

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Now make way for the té!

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Great book, Deb.

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Even better book club.

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- Actually, it's my book club.
- Glenn, there you are!

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So I've got a bunch of ideas of
how to make this book club...

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How do I put this politely...

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not the fucking worst?

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Yeah. Cool.
That's cool. Yeah, look.

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I appreciate your input,
I really do,

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but I think book club should go
back to what it was.

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A carefully curated list
of books, chosen by me!

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A guest list.

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That's a great idea, Glenn.

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Keep out the riffraffs.

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Like that ostrich?

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Yawn!

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Martin was the first one
to join book club!

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And he's killin' the vibe,
Glenn.

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You're killing the vibe, Debbie!
And book club along with it!

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I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

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Because people actually
show up and like it now?

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Do you even have
a favorite book?

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I mean a real book!

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Name one single author!

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- Nope, you can't say yourself.
- Easy.

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Dr. Geraldine Waters-Mangool.

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Owe you a blurb, Dr. G!

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Listen, Glenn.
This club is blowin' up,

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so you can get on board, or...

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Fuck the fuck off!

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Grr!

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I just feel like I'm losing
control of book club.

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Maybe I should bring
extra ranch next week.

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That sounds really hard, Glenn.

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It is. It really is.

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I shouldn't even be buggin'
you with this stuff.

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I mean, you can't even join
book club,

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what with water and books not
really meshing well

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like you're always telling me
over and over.

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Yeah, I wish they did, but...

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oof.

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Well, thank you, Marn.

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This made me feel so much
better.

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Just nice to have someone
on my side.

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Of course. Feel better, Glenn.

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Okay, he's gone.
Book club, commence!

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I don't see why we don't just
combine book clubs?

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Look, I love Glenn.

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But book club Glenn?

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Oof.

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? It's bedtime,
going to bed now ?

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? Puttin' on my cap ?

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? Really, really sleepy ?

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Hot tea.

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This is crazy.

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What are we doing?

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Tonight is gonna be a real
page-turner.

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I'm so glad we combined
book clubs!

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Best club ever!

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What's black and white and red
all over?

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Me!

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Welcome to book club.

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Hey! Get in line, freckles.

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I started this book club,
for God sakes!

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Fuckboy, comma, cheetah.

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Yeah, I'm not seeing it.

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Back of the line.

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Yes! Look!
You can ask Martin!

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Martin! Martin!

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Come tell him you know me.

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Martin!

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- Vibe-killing traitor.
- Hey!

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No hopping in line!
I've been here for hours!

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Don't you know how
book club works?

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Do I!

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It's a forum for discussing
your favorite

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fiction, nonfiction,
and sometimes poetry...

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not getting loaded and hanging
out with your friends!

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I dunno, it sounds a lot like
every book club I've been to.

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That's it! Where is she?!

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Rodney, Travis.
We've got a stray.

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All right, spotted jack.
Let's go.

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Aha, fellas!
We have a classic

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misunderstanding
on our hands here.

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Oy, mate. Did you not
hear my lad right here?

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Is he having a giraffe?

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No, no, no.
There's no need to get physical.

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I will leave of my own volition.

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This fellow's on my last nerve.

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Think we have to lay aims?

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Oy, Travis.

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You must be a right regular
at book club.

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Yeah? How's that, Rodney?

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'Cause you just read my mind.

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No no no no no no!

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_

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Fine. Let's see what
all the fuss is about.

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Shit!

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Shit!

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Shit.

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_

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Not bad, is it?

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I mean, it's no "Remembrance
Of Our Father's Daughters",

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but hey.

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I'm a little biased.

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Dr. Geraldine Waters-Mangool?!

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What are you doing here?

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Glenn, I've been
to many book clubs.

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They all start with the noblest
intentions, but...

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in the end, they all crumble
like dusty old tombs.

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Aww, I was reading that.

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They always end
for the same reason.

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Yeah, people not
appreciating books.

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Some spotted dick just
wanting to hear the sound

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of their own damn voice.

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- Wait, what?
- Come on, Glenn.

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You don't really want a
"forum for discussion."

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You just want a space
to bloviate.

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Bloviate.

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God, you really are
a great writer.

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I mean, that's not...
entirely true.

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You remind me of Francis
and her bridge club

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in my second novel...

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"Remembrance Of
Our Cousin's Dentists."

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She just wanted to create
an environment

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where she could be the expert
for once.

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And... what happened to Francis?

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00:10:07,153 --> 00:10:10,004
Well, when that wag-tail
Rutherford created

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the bridge society, she started
something new:

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a vintners club.

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Of course, she drowned in a vat
of double barrel...

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Wait.

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You never read my second novel?!

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You really are

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full of shit!

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Epiphany!

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Yes. And so for me,
it's the floral aroma

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blended with that cinnamon bite

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00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:39,116
that brings this one to life
and makes me go...

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I like to add a cheeky touch
of spice.

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Can we get more cookies, please?

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00:10:47,665 --> 00:10:49,300
Good to be back to normal.

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What's so wrong with a little
harmless bloviation anyway?

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Who's bloviating who now?

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A tea club?

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And no one told me?

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Let me get my dang herbs.

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00:11:02,214 --> 00:11:04,507
And we should start
calling it "The Wet Tea Club."

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It'll make sense later.

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