1 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:21,960 CREDITS 2 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,216 Yes, I went to Pam's son's wedding. 3 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,336 The bride was sneezing all the way up the aisle. 4 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,256 Lucky she had the veil, really. 5 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,656 Trust? 6 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,720 No, of course I trust you. 7 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,656 No! Whatever you think is right. 8 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,256 Yes, I'm fine. I'm picking your dad up, he's at the doctor's. 9 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,068 Half an hour, this'll be fixed. 10 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:49,680 Lovely! 11 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,736 Rachel, no... I promise, I'm not trying to get involved. 12 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,976 I just... 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,560 I want to make sure it's reasonable. 14 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:05,680 Yes, well, either way, perhaps we don't need special chocolates. 15 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,936 I don't want to make a scene. 16 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,920 I know you've got a lot going on. 17 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,136 I'm not good on my own. 18 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,176 Just enjoy it. You're on holiday! 19 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,376 Talk to someone you don't know! 20 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,800 Sounds horrific. 21 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,536 No, I've got my books. Er, I'll be fine. 22 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,360 I'm so sorry. 23 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,216 Finger food? Yes, of course we can. 24 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,656 But maybe just a couple of types. 25 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,576 It's the cost, Rachel. The... 26 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,616 Please don't get at me! 27 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,160 No, it's all right, I'm driving. 28 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,416 Get the windows cleaned, and make sure Finbar does the paperwork 29 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,016 on a Thursday, cos he forgets. Yeah, it's petty cash, 30 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,256 but it's still got to be filed on the system. One sec. 31 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,776 Hey. S... sorry I'm late. I'm Andy. 32 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,536 Yeah, we met. 33 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,296 Remember? 34 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,976 I'll be in in a minute. 35 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,056 Right. 36 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,776 Sorry, what? 37 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,736 No, he was just, erm... Doesn't matter. 38 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,056 Er, petty cash, right... 39 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,976 Yes! Yes, I know you like them. 40 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,056 But they're so small and so expensive. 41 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,096 But I don't know if it's justifiable. 42 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,120 Argh! 43 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,828 What on Earth do you think you're doing?! 44 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,560 I'm sorry. 45 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,509 You nearly bloody killed me! 46 00:02:41,521 --> 00:02:42,336 I'm sorry. 47 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,004 I really am. 48 00:02:43,016 --> 00:02:44,936 Why the hell were you driving so fast? 49 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,032 You're lucky I took a step back! 50 00:02:47,044 --> 00:02:48,056 I know, I know. 51 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,600 It's just, I'm on my way to collect my... 52 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,120 My...! 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,616 Dawn? 54 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,936 You're Dawn Mitchell! 55 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,136 Dawn! It's Gail! 56 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,456 - Gail Reynolds! - What? 57 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,976 Well... You'd know me as Gail Matthews. 58 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,936 We were at school together. 59 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,536 Well, I haven't seen you in 50 years! 60 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,096 Gail Matthews! 61 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,416 Well... Wha...? 62 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,600 Look at you. 63 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,056 Better late than never. 64 00:04:17,068 --> 00:04:19,056 I'm so sorry. It's just, I had a... 65 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,496 No, it's fine. 20 minutes stood here I'll never get back. 66 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,564 I've had lots of thoughts. 67 00:04:23,588 --> 00:04:25,456 I'm sure, but it's just something happened... 68 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,800 Mainly that I should arrange a taxi next time. 69 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,216 Hello. 70 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,056 - Hi. - This is Dawn. 71 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,216 She was crossing the road, and I nearly hit her. 72 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,130 You nearly...? 73 00:04:36,154 --> 00:04:38,896 Yes. But it turns out that we know each other! 74 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,296 Haven't seen each other since we were at school. 75 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,056 I'm sorry. You nearly hit her?! 76 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,616 Yes, I know. I just didn't see... 77 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,256 Hello. Henry. 78 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,456 I'm so sorry about my wife. 79 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,360 Good to meet you. 80 00:04:51,372 --> 00:04:53,016 I said I'd give her a lift home. 81 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,281 Least I can do. 82 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:56,136 Absolutely, the least. 83 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,936 Look, why don't we take you for a cup of tea somewhere nice? 84 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,016 You two can catch up, have a gossip, whatever ladies do, 85 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,016 and we can all just 86 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,776 steady ourselves, yes? What do you think? 87 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,336 - All right. Thank you. - Perfect. 88 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:14,000 And, er, don't worry I'll drive. 89 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,336 - How was the trip? - I mean... 90 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,210 Europe, right? 91 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,376 Yeah, we travelled around all summer. 92 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,115 Sorry. It was booked in advance. 93 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,656 You're fine. You're here now. 94 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,613 How's it going? 95 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:31,736 Good, yeah. Er, just gone on leave, 96 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,096 and there's so much to get ready and buy, 97 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,136 and suddenly our flat's falling apart. 98 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,536 The microwave's broken and the washing machine's got a leak 99 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:39,179 or something. 100 00:05:39,191 --> 00:05:40,496 But you're with this guy...? 101 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,401 Liam, yeah. I met him after we... 102 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:43,096 Yeah, yeah. 103 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,256 Well, erm, clearly you have good taste in men, so... 104 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,416 It was very dark at the party. 105 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,896 Aw, come on. We liked each other. 106 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,656 We were drunk. 107 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,016 And it was really good, by the way. 108 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,816 - What was? - Us. 109 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,176 The sex. 110 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,176 Just saying, it was good. 111 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,376 I-I liked it. 112 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,320 Well, it certainly did the job. 113 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,856 Liam? This is Andy. 114 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,456 He drives a delivery van, got stuck in traffic, 115 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,216 and he's the father of our child. 116 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,858 Hello, good to meet you. 117 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:17,936 Yeah, you too. 118 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,176 These are cool. 119 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,176 Yeah. Er, we've actually got most of what we need. 120 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,256 We should probably be heading back. 121 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,096 We've got an appointment. 122 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,376 What? Well, I thought we were shopping together? 123 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,600 Yeah, but you were an hour late, so it... 124 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,336 OK. 125 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,896 Well, I'm supposed to be at work anyway, so... 126 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,136 Just text me the details, and I'll pay half for all the stuff. 127 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,856 Thanks. 128 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,040 Sorry I was late. 129 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,216 - Yeah, we need to go. - Right. 130 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,696 Bye. 131 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,280 Bye. 132 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,600 Shit. 133 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,560 Belle? They're ready for you. 134 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,816 It's about order, efficiency, communication. 135 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,936 My aim is to make sure that I can take the task off your desk 136 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,576 and leave you to do your job. 137 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,120 Keep tight, efficient control. 138 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,136 You haven't worked in an office environment for a while. 139 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,416 Are you sure you would enjoy it, being part of a bigger team? 140 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,016 Yes! I'd enjoy seeing how we could all 141 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,896 work together. 142 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,776 Tell me about you, Belle, your hobbies. 143 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,416 I'm very much into Pilates. 144 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,976 That's what you teach, isn't it? 145 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,416 What do you do when you're not working? 146 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,920 When you have a spare moment? 147 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,296 I suppose what I'm getting at 148 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,376 where does the joy come in your life? 149 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,136 I like to get a sense of a person. 150 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,280 So, what do you really love? 151 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,056 Architecture. 152 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,000 - Architecture? - Yep. 153 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,960 Like, buildings, bridges... 154 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,237 You should see her changing lanes! 155 00:08:15,249 --> 00:08:16,656 Henry, that's not true... 156 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,680 Clear the area! Hold on to your hats! 157 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,616 I mean, I don't want to be rude, 158 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,428 but how many times did you take your test? 159 00:08:23,452 --> 00:08:24,056 Can we not? 160 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,946 Guess. - Sorry? 161 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:26,616 I mean, two is probably average, 162 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,656 three is a lot. Guess how many? 163 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,856 Nine. Nine times. 164 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,496 Yes, nine! 165 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,656 You were never great at following rules. 166 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,936 Has she invited you to her party? It's tomorrow. 167 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,656 - She's 70! - Fantastic. 168 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,176 Let your hair down! 169 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,760 Bring some old photographs of her. We like a laugh! 170 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,256 What do you think? 171 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,736 - Love to. - Good! Anyway... 172 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,976 A latte? What can I get for you? 173 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,160 - Green tea? - Green tea! Very good. 174 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,016 So, running your own business? 175 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,732 Yes. 176 00:09:01,744 --> 00:09:03,856 That's just as I would've imagined. 177 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,696 Doing exactly what you want. You were like that at school. 178 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,665 So much energy. 179 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,536 Well, you were energetic, too. 180 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,256 - Busy, certainly. - And also wild. 181 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,976 Wild? No! 182 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,096 We all thought you'd run away to the circus or something. 183 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,336 That you'd go and do something incredible. 184 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,520 Really? Silly. 185 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,496 You're all right, are you? 186 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,336 Yeah. Kids are all grown-up now. 187 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,280 Self-sufficient, mostly. 188 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,976 Henry's fun. 189 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,280 We... we... we go away sometimes. 190 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,816 Why were you driving so fast? 191 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,856 Dawn, I'm sorry. 192 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,856 - What a thing! - No, it's fine. 193 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,520 But I'd just love to know why. 194 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,696 Well to pick Henry up. 195 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,720 He hates waiting. 196 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,520 What? 197 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,520 My God, by your grace... 198 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,576 My God. 199 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,600 I'm sorry! 200 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,216 - What happened? - It hit him. 201 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,616 He was having a moment. 202 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,160 Distracted by the hot guy on the balcony? 203 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,936 What? You've got that look Mum had when I'd eaten her chocolate 204 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,296 or got pregnant or whatever. I guess you didn't get the job? 205 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,720 No, I didn't. Your doorbell fell off. 206 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,696 You getting out? 207 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,136 No. 208 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,616 Are you taking the pill? 209 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,320 I'm still a loon. If that's what you're asking. 210 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,456 The remote for the TV didn't work yesterday, 211 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,736 so I smashed it to pieces with a chair. 212 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,136 Now I can only watch ITV2. 213 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,880 Which isn't ideal. 214 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,360 I want you to take Maya. 215 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:16,950 You w...? 216 00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:18,576 I want her to live with you, in your flat. 217 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,603 You've got a spare room... 218 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,376 You're her mother! 219 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,536 No! You're her aunt. She wouldn't intrude. 220 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,936 She would. 221 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,976 And we've made our decisions. You had children and I... 222 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,656 - Waited too long. - Never wanted them. 223 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,457 - I help where I can, but... - Hey. 224 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,936 She's supposed to be at school! 225 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,856 Hi, sweetheart! 226 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,016 - Belle's here. - Morning, Maya! 227 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,296 You're home early. 228 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,336 Don't patronise me. 229 00:12:38,348 --> 00:12:39,376 For Christ's sake! 230 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,783 "Morning, Maya! You're home early!" 231 00:12:40,795 --> 00:12:41,456 All right, fine. 232 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,233 Let's just not speak. 233 00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:43,176 Yeah, I'm good with that. 234 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,773 I got sent home for being aggressive. 235 00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:45,736 Well, what did you do? 236 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,176 Nothing. I was talking with Kat in physics, and when Mr Kingston told 237 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,856 us to stop, I accidentally dropped magnesium in a Bunsen burner and... 238 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,256 Maya, why can't you...? 239 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,016 Actually, I've been trying really hard recently! 240 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,280 Turning up, homework on time. 241 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:55,736 But, no. 242 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,016 Turns out, whatever I do, I'm aggressive. 243 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,120 So I might as well be! 244 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,960 See you next week. 245 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,816 I'm not going to help by getting in between you... 246 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,120 No, you just don't want something in your life you can't control. 247 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,475 What, you ran her over? 248 00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:21,336 She was fine! 249 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,736 - Talk about Friends Reunited. - Good! 250 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,750 So she's your age? 251 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,816 Well, we were at school together, yes. 252 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,256 - So 70. - Er, nearly 70, yes. 253 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,656 She's a pensioner. You hit her with a car, and she went spinning off? 254 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,256 - No, sorry... - I didn't hit her! 255 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,856 - Fucking hell! - Rachel! 256 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,376 Mum, it's not funny! You could've killed her! 257 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,598 Well, I agree, it's not funny. 258 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,896 But what we haven't established 259 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,776 is why your mother drove straight round a corner without looking. 260 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,616 I just wasn't paying attention. 261 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,496 - I've got a lot on. - You? Like what? 262 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,456 You mean the party? You don't have to do anything... 263 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,416 All right, but if I left it up to you, we'd have to 264 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,175 take out a mortgage. 265 00:13:52,187 --> 00:13:53,376 Rachel's right, leave it to her. 266 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,759 Actually, the really strange thing... 267 00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:55,456 I don't want to be 268 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,176 controversial, but on the subject of money 269 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,096 she kept looking at me 270 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,178 I need to borrow some again. 271 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,296 ..like she'd seen something. 272 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:00,898 Or, I don't... 273 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,496 Again? What's the problem now? How much? 274 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,619 Er, five. - Jon! 275 00:14:03,631 --> 00:14:04,976 Just to tide me over! 276 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,776 Well, a fiver's not so bad. 277 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,056 500, Dad. 278 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,216 500! Well, that's a different matter. 279 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,536 Stop it, yeah? I'm not a child. I don't like it either. 280 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,256 - Jon. - Just to tide me over! 281 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,696 - We can't. - You can. - Not again. 282 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,901 It's exceptional circumstances! 283 00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:17,896 Well, we might be able to, 284 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,216 but your mother's got a point. 285 00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:20,536 Mum doesn't understand money. 286 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,820 Yes, she does. She might not... 287 00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:23,216 You always say she doesn't know how 288 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,536 bank accounts work, and she hasn't got a card with contactless 289 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,816 cos she can't be bothered to sort it out. You always say 290 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,921 she's hopeless with money. 291 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,416 Maybe, but she's still your mother. 292 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,256 You should get contactless, Mum. 293 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,536 She's never developed the skills, but, in fairness, 294 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,216 that's because I've always handled the financial side. 295 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,776 Actually, I've handled as much as I can, leaving your mother to live 296 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,296 a life of luxury. A lady who lunches, isn't that right? 297 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,576 I used to do things. 298 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,000 What? 299 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,656 Seeing Dawn today, she reminded me. 300 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,096 - I was head girl. - You... Yes, I know. 301 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,696 Won't shut up about it! 302 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,240 In a band, too. 303 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,096 A... a band? 304 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,376 Yes, I was the singer. I never told you? 305 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,416 Yes, we covered the Rolling Stones, Small Faces. 306 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,976 We were called... Purple Dragon. 307 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,920 Or Purple something. 308 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,856 I smoked pot. 309 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,880 Pot?! 310 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,576 Is this early onset? A concussion? 311 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,896 No, don't laugh. Seriously, it could be shock. 312 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,960 I mean, come on. Purple Dragon? 313 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,736 Do you think she's making it up? I mean, she never really sings. 314 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,376 No, she does, I've heard her. 315 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,496 When you were babies, she used to sing a bit. 316 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,062 Any good? 317 00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:28,736 "Good" is not exactly the word I'd use. 318 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,576 It certainly didn't put you to sleep. 319 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,736 Cried your eyes out most of the time. 320 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,960 - Is she all right? - Your mum? 321 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,720 You know her. She's fine. 322 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,720 She's always fine. 323 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,696 Unexpected! 324 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,056 - You... you busy? - No. Come in. 325 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,920 What's that? 326 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,896 - Holiday? - Er, no. 327 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,816 Liam's going away with work tomorrow. 328 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,176 - Right. - He's just in the shower. 329 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,896 He'll be out in a minute. 330 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,696 Wow. You weren't joking. 331 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,560 So much kit. 332 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,760 Shit...! 333 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,976 So good of you to come back. 334 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,560 Not a problem. 335 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,376 Thank you for the buzzer! Perfect. 336 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,496 Now, can I get you anything? 337 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,416 Cup of tea? 338 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,816 - Glass of wine? - No, tea's good. 339 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,056 Thanks for the offer, though. 340 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,816 So, it was this switch here. 341 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,320 Stopped working. 342 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,176 So... so, I bought you something. 343 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,216 It's a microwave. Only cos you said yours didn't work. 344 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,096 I know it's not about the money, but I had some savings and thought, 345 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,976 if I can make things easier... Make up for being late. 346 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,680 That's really sweet. 347 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,976 What's that? 348 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,736 What do you think it is? 349 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,216 Er... Gas mask? 350 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,654 It's a breast pump. 351 00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,296 - Yeah, for the milk. 352 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,856 You have to encourage the flow, apparently. 353 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,656 It's really important. 354 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,416 I've been reading loads of books, and they don't all agree. 355 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,976 - There's books? - Yeah. 356 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah, there's loads of books. 357 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,416 Must be hard, dating after a divorce. 358 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,136 It's all different these days. Apps, whatever. 359 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,376 I used to get drunk and end up with someone. 360 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,296 Not supposed to do that now. 361 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,360 No! 362 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,616 You said you were divorced? 363 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,056 That's right. 364 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,736 Do you date? 365 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,216 No. 366 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,560 You with someone, then? 367 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,320 No. 368 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,416 You know what? Maybe I will have that glass of wine. 369 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,960 Good idea! 370 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,336 I thought maybe you could name her after me. 371 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,656 Andy? 372 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,081 There are girls called Andie! 373 00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:51,096 I don't know any... 374 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,776 Andie MacDowell. 375 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,416 - Well, she's the only one! - Yeah. 376 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,640 Yeah, OK, she's the only one, but she makes good films. 377 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,736 That's working well! 378 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,416 See? 379 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,536 Excuse me. 380 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,776 - Yes? - It's Maya. 381 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,896 Maya? 382 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,800 Can I come in? 383 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,536 OK, fine. 384 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,360 Yes! Yes, of course you can come in. 385 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,856 This is Dominic. He's doing the light switch. 386 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,096 Hello. 387 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,616 - Boyfriend? - No. 388 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,616 No. He's an el... electrician. 389 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,256 You poured him a glass of wine. 390 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,816 What's going on? 391 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,056 Had an argument with Mum. She 392 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,301 did a few things. 393 00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:40,936 What? What did she do? 394 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,416 Point is, I went down the list, and, bad luck 395 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,576 you're it. 396 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,976 Can I stay? 397 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,840 - Tonight? - You've got a spare room. 398 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,198 Christ, it shouldn't be a difficult question! 399 00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:52,696 Yes! 400 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,120 - Yes, of course you can stay. - Jesus! 401 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,240 - Should be working now. - Thanks. 402 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,160 You guys are going to make a good family. 403 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,480 We all will, right? 404 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,800 All right? 405 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,216 - He got us a microwave. - Right. 406 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,896 Erm... 407 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,200 Yeah, I was planning on getting ours fixed, actually, but, er... 408 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,560 No, yeah, it's useful, in case. 409 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,576 The wire was cut on the inside of the switch. 410 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,136 Really? Cut? 411 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,616 Yeah, like someone cut it deliberately. 412 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,760 Why would somebody do that? 413 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,736 I should leave you to talk to your, er... 414 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,080 - My niece. - Niece, yeah. 415 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,960 How much do I owe you? 416 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,320 Well, a call-out's £70. 417 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,936 Actually, don't worry about it. 418 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,376 Maybe phone me again. 419 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,640 If, er, anything happens to 420 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,056 need attention. 421 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,696 It's an old flat. 422 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,696 I'd say that's inevitable. 423 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Jesus Christ! 424 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,760 Bye! 425 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,800 Bye. 426 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,616 - Hiya. - Sorry, but 427 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,016 what are you doing? 428 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,136 Me friends have gone into town cos we ran out of wine, 429 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,216 and I got bored, so I thought I'd go for a swim in the lake, 430 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,056 but it was really cold! 431 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,096 And then I've gone and locked myself out! 432 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,896 But I thought, I'll ask for a towel and somewhere to stay and warm up 433 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,856 until they get back. 434 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,016 Erm, I was... I was asleep, so... 435 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,376 No, you weren't. You were too quick to get up. 436 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,056 Nice 'jamas. 437 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,976 So go on, then. As I said, it's cold. 438 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,840 Do you mind? 439 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,696 I need help. 440 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,576 Yes, of course. Sorry, please... 441 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,532 Please, come in. 442 00:22:42,544 --> 00:22:43,856 I'm Saira, by the way. 443 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,376 Right, good. 444 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,696 There's a robe in the bathroom. 445 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,388 It's just down there on the left. 446 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:48,960 Thanks. 447 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,016 Are you on your own? 448 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,016 Er, my wife's a writer. 449 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,856 She booked it to work on her novel, 450 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,496 but, in the end, she wasn't available, 451 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,840 so she suggested I use it instead. 452 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,736 Is this your wife? 453 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,600 She looks nice. 454 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,056 So, what do you do? 455 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,096 I'm an English teacher. 456 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,336 I love English, me. 457 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,800 Words. 458 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,600 So, what are we going to do while we're waiting? 459 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,256 Er, well, there's a television. 460 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,096 We could, erm... wait and watch... 461 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,056 Nah. Come on. 462 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,376 We're on holiday. 463 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,560 Let's get to know each other. 464 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,816 You know, there are apps. 465 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,856 You don't have to destroy the wiring in your house 466 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,880 to get men round and sleep with them. 467 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,536 What happened, with your mum? 468 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,440 I can't get through to her phone. 469 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,736 Stuff. 470 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,296 I called the ambulance. 471 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,256 She wouldn't get in it, so she... 472 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,736 The police turned up, as well, and she fought them. She tried to 473 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,176 run away through the door, so, in the end, they sectioned her. 474 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,536 Sectioned? 475 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,936 Yeah, and they said that, since you're my next of kin, 476 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,496 I had to come here. They dropped me off. 477 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,416 Yeah, sectioned. 478 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,296 She was cutting herself. 479 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,840 God. Maya... 480 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,416 Er, they took her to A&E for her arms, 481 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:06,296 and then they're going to take her to another hospital for mental 482 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,976 people. 483 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,256 There was a lot of blood. 484 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,080 They wrote it all down. 485 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,496 I should find her. 486 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,216 Better not to. They said to leave it for tonight. 487 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,000 They'll make her safe and try and get her to sleep. 488 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,936 We'll see her in the morning, then. 489 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,096 No point in me going. Make her worse. 490 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,880 I'll go by myself, then. 491 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,616 Yes, of course. If she's ill, you can stay. 492 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,456 Tonight. Fine. 493 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,936 Tonight? 494 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,600 Yes. 495 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,200 Right. 496 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,536 So, tell me about your wife, then. 497 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,376 She's a writer. Nice. 498 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,096 Where did you meet? 499 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,136 Er, we... we went to the same school, 500 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,176 and the same church, as well. 501 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,336 What, since school? 502 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,896 Yeah. 503 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,736 Wait, wait. 504 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,440 Are you two the only two people that you've ever, like...? 505 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,696 That is so weird. 506 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,696 Is that, like, um, like a Christian thing, or something? 507 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,536 No. W-we're just really happy. 508 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,280 Really? 509 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,776 You look a bit miserable to me. 510 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,056 Well... I do have a sense of humour. 511 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,816 You have? 512 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,760 - Yeah. - Where? 513 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,000 Well... There you go! 514 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,376 So, what about, erm... What about you? 515 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,176 What about me, David? 516 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,376 Are you, you know... 517 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,976 Are you with anyone? 518 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,880 No, I'm not. 519 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,600 So, your, erm... your wife... 520 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,976 She was meant to be here, was she? 521 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,480 What happened? 522 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,200 You on a break? Split? 523 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,280 It's... 524 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,760 Your friends are back. 525 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,200 I like you, David. 526 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,336 - A bit forward, but... - Nah. 527 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,056 I do. 528 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,360 So... 529 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,760 You're on a break. 530 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,616 I'm going to kiss you, David. 531 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,280 And you can stop me, if you like, but... 532 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,520 No. 533 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,136 That wa... isn't, erm... 534 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,136 Can you... can you go and tell your friends to turn it down? 535 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,576 Cos it's... it's late. 536 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,976 Come on, it's not that late. David, David... 537 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,736 I don't have to go anywhere. 538 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,880 No, you do. You do. 539 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,360 Shame. 540 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,840 Have a nice life, yeah? 541 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,680 Born Under A Bad Sign by Cream. 542 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,800 ? Born under a bad sign 543 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,200 ? I've been down since I began to crawl 544 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,736 ? If it wasn't for bad luck 545 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,920 ? I wouldn't have no luck at all. ? 546 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,176 Dawn! 547 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,656 Gail? 548 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,216 I tried you at home but your, er... Harriet said you were... 549 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,256 - You've been waiting? - Er, look, I... 550 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,776 I need to speak to you about yesterday. 551 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,536 Look, Gail. Forget it, it was just an accident... 552 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,256 No, after that. From when you first saw me, 553 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,376 you were looking at me in such an odd way. 554 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,816 No. 555 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,896 And those questions you were asking... 556 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,736 - I didn't sleep... - What questions? 557 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,056 About what I used to do. You had a thought about me. 558 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,616 My life. That I wasn't what you expected. 559 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,256 No, Gail... 560 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,600 I want the truth. That's why I'm here. 561 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,736 Well, it... What? 562 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,736 Yes, a thought. Just my opinion, but... 563 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,136 What? 564 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,896 - Honestly, it's only... - No, tell me. 565 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,616 Or I'll shout! 566 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,696 It's been going round in my head. 567 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,856 This is important, and I want you to tell me, 568 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,200 otherwise I might just... Yes, well, shout right here. 569 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,480 Well, we wouldn't want that. 570 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,920 Come on. 571 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,016 Gail he's awful to you. 572 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,496 Who? 573 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,376 The way he treats you, everything he says, mocking you. 574 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,800 Who?! 575 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,160 Your husband. 576 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,680 It's been going on so long, you probably can't see it, but... 577 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,456 That's just not true. 578 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,376 He does it all the time. 579 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,336 And, really, you know there's a problem. 580 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,056 That's why this was bothering you. 581 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,840 You see us once! One lunch. 582 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,736 To make a judgment on my whole life, it's quite insulting. 583 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,376 Exactly, and... 584 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,256 And you can do what you want. 585 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,856 I mean, I would never have said anything if you hadn't asked me 586 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,616 - to be honest. - We're happy. 587 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,680 We've had a hugely, very happy marriage. 588 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,256 You never used to be shy. 589 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,120 Look, I'm sorry. I've got to go. Lots to do. 590 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,696 Come this afternoon. 591 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,280 And watch. Just watch. 592 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,080 Yes, all right. I'll... I'll see you later. 593 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,520 Bye. 594 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,696 Text Liam. 595 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,776 You'll get this when you land, but contractions are starting early. 596 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,920 Can't believe it! All under control. Kiss. 597 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,800 Have a good day. 598 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,856 Morning. All right, then. 599 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,336 New year. 600 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,376 New group, new you. 601 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,536 OK, what do you think, shall we just start at one end and go round 602 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,096 and intro...? 603 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,680 Er... I-I-I didn't realise that you... 604 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,816 - What...? - This is really weird. 605 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,816 Er, sorry. 606 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:21,016 Sorry, er, Saira and I have, er... 607 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080 We've met. 608 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,360 - Yeah. - Yeah. 609 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,256 It's great to have you here. 610 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,016 It's good to have you all here. 611 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,136 Erm... 612 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,936 Er, shall we just go round and introduce ourselves? 613 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,016 I'm David Aston, lead on Renaissance literature. I'm your tutor. 614 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,536 - And you are...? - Christine. 615 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,400 - I'm Alex. - Kimberley. 616 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,736 You said English teacher! 617 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,376 Well, yeah, I, er... I do teach English. 618 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,056 I thought you were on holiday? 619 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,736 Yeah, we was. 620 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,656 Left this morning. Came straight here. 621 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,358 How are things with your wife? 622 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:07,056 Yes, er... 623 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,056 I'm just off to meet her now. 624 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,496 - Bit late. - OK. 625 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,216 Well, erm, I'll see you next week. 626 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,207 Yeah, absolutely. See you, then. 627 00:35:14,219 --> 00:35:15,576 Can I get your number? 628 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,320 It's just in case I've got a question about the course. 629 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,760 Please? 630 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,600 Er, OK. Erm... 631 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,256 Just stick it in there. 632 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,600 Yes. 633 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,456 ? Make it complete 634 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,816 ? So what's the story? 635 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,856 ? Guaranteed accuracy Enhanced CD... ? 636 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,056 ? ...Latest technology 637 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,560 ? Darts at treble 20... ? 638 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,920 How are you? 639 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,680 Maya did the right thing, calling them, so they can help you. 640 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,576 She misses you. 641 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,160 Needs her mother. 642 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,696 She wouldn't go to school today. 643 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,800 You've thought it, too, haven't you? 644 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,656 She's just like me. 645 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,160 Like I was at her age. 646 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,456 I hate myself and now I hate her, too. 647 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,136 You should stop saying things like that. Be positive. 648 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,736 I have my bad days, but I-I'm... 649 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,856 A secret alcoholic? 650 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,456 You don't hate her. 651 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,536 "Be positive." 652 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,416 You don't understand mental illness at all... 653 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,258 I understand that resilience is important... 654 00:36:54,282 --> 00:36:54,896 Resilience! 655 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,656 I fucking hate resilience. 656 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,576 When did it start being about making things better instead? 657 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,136 It implies it's all on you to be "resilient" 658 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,856 when it should be on the people attacking you. 659 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,576 The shits and bastards! 660 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,720 And Tories and men! 661 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,558 Did they say how long you'll have to stay in here for? 662 00:37:12,582 --> 00:37:13,216 Belle! 663 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,976 I was cutting my arm with a kitchen knife in front of my daughter 664 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,376 because I wanted her to see me die! 665 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,200 See what she did to me? 666 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,736 So she's yours now. 667 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,948 Well, she can't stay at mine. 668 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,656 She'll have to. 669 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,496 No! I never agreed to that! 670 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,896 She's your family. 671 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,560 I-I can't have someone in the flat. 672 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,336 You went away for years. 673 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,176 And you've got problems worse than me. 674 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,656 Failed marriage, no real friends, alcohol problems... 675 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,776 I have helped you, 676 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,736 for a long time. Done everything... 677 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,096 No, you've paid for things. That is different to help. 678 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,136 Do you think I'd be here if you'd ACTUALLY done anything? 679 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,320 You should call her and tell her where she's sleeping tonight. 680 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,720 Charge your glasses, find a seat. In a minute, we'll have speeches! 681 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,656 Remember, slowly and clearly. 682 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,456 Try to speak to people at the back of the room. 683 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,936 Have you written it down? 684 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,176 Well, make sure you keep your head up. 685 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,800 - So, shall we? - Yes. 686 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,680 Hello. 687 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,056 Hello, hello! 688 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,536 Now, as you'll all know, 689 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,656 traditionally, I have made the speeches at our wedding, 690 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,776 anniversaries, etc. 691 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,320 This is because Gail insists she has nothing to say! 692 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,296 But, this time, you are lucky. 693 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,696 She has been persuaded to say a few words! 694 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,256 But it doesn't come naturally, so, please, be generous 695 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,056 and welcome the love of my life, 696 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,216 who's very attractive, 697 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,280 but also now very old! 698 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,120 Gail! 699 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,496 Erm, hi. 700 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,720 Thanks for coming. Erm... 701 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,416 Henry's right. 702 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,296 I don't do speeches as a rule, 703 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,896 but I thought, after 70 years, 704 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,520 maybe I'd... Not have many more chances! 705 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,256 Maybe I'd give it a go. 706 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,176 So, erm... 707 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,776 Yes, so thank you to the Red Lion for the food, 708 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,760 which has been wonderful. 709 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,336 I'd also like to thank you all for coming. 710 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,840 You've done that. 711 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,536 I mean, our friends. 712 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,696 Of so many years. 713 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:24,360 Er, of course, I would like to thank the family. 714 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,256 Rachel. 715 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,736 Jonathan. 716 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,800 You have been the most wonderful children we could imagine. 717 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,640 A support to us, and... Expensive. 718 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,936 And the way you have found your way in the world, 719 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,976 with your own loved ones, 720 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,896 it brings us such joy. 721 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,696 I am a very content mum. 722 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,160 And a very happy granny! 723 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,360 Sexy granny! 724 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,280 Come on! It's your birthday! 725 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,200 Finally. 726 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,416 I'd like to talk about Henry. 727 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,440 At last! 728 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,040 Well, come on, this is the best bit! Don't stop now! 729 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,400 Yes, well... 730 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,800 Now we're 731 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,840 as you say, old, I suppose. 732 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,440 I have to say. 733 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,736 I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you. 734 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,160 Aw. 735 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,536 To Henry. 736 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,280 To Henry! 737 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,976 Er, no, no. That's, er... 738 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,600 That's not right. 739 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,256 The reason we're here, my 740 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:49,640 beautiful, kind amazing wife. 741 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,016 You're not old, my darling. No, not at all. 742 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,880 You've just got started. 743 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,776 To Gail. 744 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,960 To Gail! 745 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,536 Thank you. Excuse me. 746 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,720 Well, that's done. 747 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,176 Hi, yeah. It's Hannah Taylor. 748 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,800 Um, I'm calling cos, er... Agh! 749 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,920 Shit! 750 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,560 Shit! 751 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,976 Hi! Thanks for coming. 752 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,376 Er, there's free drinks on the bar over there. 753 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,736 Thanks. Erm... happy birthday. 754 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,440 Thank you. 755 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,296 Henry! 756 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,056 Where have you been? 757 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,816 - Er, I... - Cheer up! 758 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,616 Speech wasn't that bad! 759 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,720 Paul! Excuse me. 760 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,360 Help! 761 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,136 Help! 762 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,600 Help! 763 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,760 Help! 764 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,936 Everything all right? 765 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,016 I'm having my baby! I'm having my baby now, I need help! 766 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:18,923 Open the door, yeah? 767 00:46:18,935 --> 00:46:20,360 I'm on the floor, I can't reach! 768 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,896 - So you need help right now? - Now! 769 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,308 And no-one with a key is, like, anywhere around? 770 00:46:26,332 --> 00:46:27,136 No! 771 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,576 Right, then. 772 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,960 Aggressive... 773 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,080 Cool. 774 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,000 Shit. 775 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,080 Er... we can't go on like this. 776 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,960 I know. 777 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,800 Nice to see you, too. 778 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,616 As you know, I'm not talking to your wife. 779 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,376 Nothing to say. 780 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,576 Er, but, unfortunately, you owe me £53 781 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,376 for your share of the painting of the hallway. 782 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,180 Er, yeah. 783 00:47:24,204 --> 00:47:26,616 I've put a number of notes under your door, 784 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,216 but received no response. 785 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,958 Well, it's been a difficult few weeks. 786 00:47:29,970 --> 00:47:30,856 We all have issues. 787 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,576 Speaking of which, I can't imagine what problem your wife has with me, 788 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,616 - but can you tell her...? - She's dead. 789 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,760 Er, I beg your pardon? 790 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,520 She died. 791 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,336 Five weeks ago, she was on an escalator, 792 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:54,896 and she fell, a long way, hit her head and... and 793 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,096 and... and... and died. 794 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,800 So, no, actually, I can't tell her anything. 795 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,880 Is this a joke? 796 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,640 Have you seen her recently? 797 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,736 I'm... 798 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,616 - Er, I didn't... - You didn't what? 799 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,496 Didn't notice? 800 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,000 Right? 801 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,080 Don't... don't worry about the money. 802 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,560 I'm sorry. I've been... I'm not... I'm not... 803 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,120 I should... get home. 804 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,216 Here, let me. Let me. 805 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,096 - Are you here...? - Hannah Taylor? 806 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,280 Yes, yes, she's... 807 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,640 In here. Her name's Hannah. 808 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,942 Hannah? It's all right. 809 00:49:43,954 --> 00:49:45,336 It's coming, it's happening! 810 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,376 OK, just stay calm. 811 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,896 I've got a problem with my hip, and there's a plan, 812 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,856 and I can't have the baby here! 813 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,221 Don't worry. The midwife's on her way. 814 00:49:54,233 --> 00:49:55,496 Andy... I want Andy! 815 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,976 He's the dad. Call him! 816 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,778 I've tried. 817 00:49:58,790 --> 00:50:00,856 - All right, all right, Hannah. 818 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,576 Don't worry, we're going to make you as comfortable as we can. 819 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,473 I want Andy, he's the dad! 820 00:50:05,485 --> 00:50:06,360 All right. 821 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,976 I assume you're Andy? 822 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,456 Yeah. 823 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,096 Right. Well, the mother of your child is about to give birth 824 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,976 in her flat, just over there. 825 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,816 You want to go and lend a hand? 826 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:30,376 Yeah. But she's got two parents already 827 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,816 who know, like, everything. 828 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,376 I'm just me. 829 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,896 I've read nothing. Literally, no books. 830 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,736 I thought that maybe, when I got back, I'd have enough time, 831 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,760 but now it's happening... 832 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,840 I feel like driving off in the other direction. 833 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,696 Maybe she'd be better off if I do. 834 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:55,416 Look, as I'm discovering today, 835 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,816 sometimes life just happens. 836 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,976 It arrives, and you just have to deal with it. 837 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,056 Maybe you haven't read any books, 838 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,296 but I think you will learn a lot fast, 839 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,800 and, in the end, you'll probably make a wonderful father. 840 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,240 So, what do you think? 841 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,256 You're doing wonderfully, Hannah. 842 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,656 We've left a message with the dad, I'm sure he's on his way. 843 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,336 But, right now, I need you to focus on your breathing... 844 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,016 Hi. 845 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,696 Shit! 846 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:37,416 You're here! 847 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,536 - Are you Dad? - Yeah. 848 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,336 Wonderful. Come on, then. 849 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,339 What do I do? 850 00:51:42,351 --> 00:51:44,136 Hold her hand or summat. 851 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,480 Yeah. All right. 852 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,360 Can you tie my hair back? There's a thing on the side. 853 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,376 That's so much better, thank you! 854 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,160 No problem. 855 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,240 Er, Henry, I... 856 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,360 I've been thinking. 857 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,536 What? 858 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,560 What's the matter? 859 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,856 I know what happened. 860 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,976 You met someone. 861 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,016 And now she's got your number. 862 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,280 It's not like that. 863 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,080 It is. 864 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,616 You know. 865 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,176 Don't you? 866 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,376 That's why you left suddenly. 867 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,856 My results from the scan. 868 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,000 But you said it was clear! 869 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,056 Had a good day? 870 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,656 Just come to get my stuff. 871 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,616 I'm going. Get out your way. 872 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,696 You probably haven't eaten anything real in a long time, so... 873 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,656 - I thought... - I saw your mum. 874 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,616 She sends her love. 875 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,496 Says it's a good chance for her to recover, get the time she needs. 876 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,776 So that's good. 877 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,256 And, while she does, until she comes out 878 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,800 you can stay here. 879 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,936 That's it. 880 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,056 Just hold the pushing for a moment. 881 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,496 OK. 882 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,456 You ready? 883 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,400 And now. 884 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,816 There's so much water! 885 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,808 I didn't think there would be so much water... 886 00:54:31,832 --> 00:54:32,496 Andy! 887 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,192 Yeah? 888 00:54:33,204 --> 00:54:35,256 Stop talking for a minute, yeah? 889 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,736 - All right. - And look. 890 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,096 My...! There she is. 891 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,616 - She's here! - Good. 892 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,936 This could be the last one. 893 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,056 You ready? 894 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,520 And now! Come on! 895 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,920 Up to you. 896 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,440 Did they tell you how long? 897 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,816 Hi. We need towels. 898 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,896 Boy or a girl? 899 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,816 - Girl. - Congratulations! 900 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,576 Yeah. Right... She's amazing. 901 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,360 One second. 902 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,200 Girls are trouble. 903 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,496 Anything else, just ask. 904 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,160 Thanks. 905 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,096 I got the text at the airport. 906 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,696 - Is she...? - She's all fine. 907 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,452 Is... 908 00:55:54,464 --> 00:55:56,696 Hey, she's good. They're both good. 909 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,360 She's beautiful. 910 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,856 I was literally on the plane about to take off when I got the message. 911 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,056 I tried to call back, but... 912 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,880 She's perfect. 913 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,736 Do we have a name? 914 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,696 Er, I don't. I'm not actually... Evie. 915 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,296 Right? 916 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,920 Yeah. 917 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,976 Is that all right with you, Andy? 918 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,496 Evie's perfect. 919 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,680 Hello, Evie! 920 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,480 Andy, where are you going? 921 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,576 Six months. 922 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,600 At most, probably. 923 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,760 I love you. 924 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,760 What's this? 925 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,880 Nothing. 926 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,520 Would you like a cup of tea? 927 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,976 Sorry you didn't get to have sex with that man. 928 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,576 Yes, me, too. 929 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,176 Not to worry. 930 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,120 Maybe next time. 931 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,400 CREDITS