1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,001 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,066 --> 00:00:10,260 The Cerritos is in orbit around Beta III. 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,864 Back in the day, these guys worshipped 4 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,097 a violent god called Landru, who suppressed 5 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,021 their creativity and made them kill each other, 6 00:00:16,104 --> 00:00:18,064 until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer. 7 00:00:18,065 --> 00:00:19,102 Get this. 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,771 At some point, these knuckleheads went 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,439 back to worshipping Landru. 10 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,607 Captain Freeman has been 11 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,275 setting them straight all morning. 12 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,777 I can't believe you all started 13 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,612 re-worshipping the dang computer. 14 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,447 Well, Landru's very persuasive. 15 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,908 Consume the intruders! Obey Landru! 16 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:36,286 Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself. 17 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,747 Landru apologizes. 18 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,749 This is literally the exact thing 19 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,292 Captain Kirk taught you. 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,294 Maybe write it down this time? 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,798 Cerritos, two to beam up. 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,967 Well, I like purging people during the red hour. 23 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,510 I'm going to keep doing it. 24 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,262 Dude, there is no more red hour, okay? 25 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:55,889 - Let it go. - But I just bought a new scythe. 26 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,435 Ugh, Landru. 27 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,896 I know, it's always weird revisiting planets 28 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,648 - from the TOS era. - TOS? 29 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,358 It's what I call the 2260s. 30 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,152 Stands for "those old scientists"... you know, Spock, 31 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,655 Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,325 on crazy new aliens every week back then. 33 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,452 Nothing against second contact missions, 34 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,663 but the Cerritos should be popping in 35 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,457 on those legacy civilizations before they unravel. 36 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,501 Yeah, but "popping in" is against regulation. 37 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,295 We would need specific orders. 38 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,618 I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed 39 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:30,841 by a Gamester of Triskelion or whatever, 40 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,844 because Starfleet has a policy of some intervention. 41 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,348 - Set coordinates for Starbase 77. - Sorry, Captain, 42 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,684 but we still have crew on Beta III. 43 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,519 I didn't authorize that. Who is it? 44 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,938 Art supplies! Get your art supplies! 45 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,523 We got paints, we got brushes, 46 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,692 we got a spiky, pencil, twirl-around thingy. 47 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,694 Boost your creativity! Express yourself! 48 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,904 Stop praying to a computer! 49 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,490 Hoo boy, incoming lecture in five, 50 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:56,700 four... 51 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,223 Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. 52 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,494 Way better than the red hour. 53 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,946 Since when do you break protocol? 54 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,197 I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff 55 00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:04,416 while I stick to the rules. 56 00:02:04,459 --> 00:02:05,899 Ensign Boimler? Do you read? 57 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,712 Whoa-ho-ho, look at Brad Boimler being cool for once. 58 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,881 Wait, is this because of my teachings? 59 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,383 Okay, you don't teach. You just instigate chaos. 60 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,786 Exactly... helpful, character-building chaos. 61 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,511 I can hear you, can you hear me? 62 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,389 Aw, Boims! I thought you were gonna 63 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,891 get stuck in middle management, 64 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,643 like this pathetic little fly in amber, like... 65 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,438 - Oh, like Ransom! - I am not a little fly in amber! 66 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,565 What did it, huh? My constant mockery? 67 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,902 My non-stop prodding? My downright-dangerous hazing? 68 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,287 No, no. Look. 69 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,370 If you have to know, I found out about your secret. 70 00:02:35,414 --> 00:02:37,615 You mean never eating after 7:00? it's a miracle, right? 71 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,903 I mean, it does work, you should try it. 72 00:02:38,904 --> 00:02:40,024 Captain Freeman is your mom. 73 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:42,145 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:02:42,146 --> 00:02:44,039 Oh, come on, Mariner. The captain's your mom. 75 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,415 Your dad's an admiral. 76 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,917 You're basically Starfleet royalty. 77 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,177 How cool is that? 78 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:49,835 Shut the [BLEEP] up right now, Boimler. 79 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,796 - Shut your [BLEEP] mouth. - This is a good thing! 80 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,991 Now we can both do some good and you'll just, you know, 81 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,634 keep us out of trouble with your mom... 82 00:02:55,701 --> 00:02:57,702 - What?! No that is not how... - I just don't understand 83 00:02:57,703 --> 00:02:59,003 - why it's such a secret. - Move! 84 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,043 I'd be telling everyone. 85 00:03:00,093 --> 00:03:02,133 Dude, I do not want people knowing my mom is my mom! 86 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,934 Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 87 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,435 I'm being serious! Shut up! 88 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,938 So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, 89 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,440 uh, sweet little captain kisses? 90 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,069 Plasma ring scan is complete, 91 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,487 - Captain Dayton. - Oh, yeah. 92 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,155 I loved the Rubidoux, but nothing beats 93 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,157 a brand new ship... hey! 94 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,992 Who peeled this film off the weapons panel?! 95 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,036 Come on, guys! 96 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,706 I want the Solvang to be perfect for as long as possible. 97 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,292 Hey! Take those shoes off right now! 98 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,629 What? 99 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,549 - Aah! What the hell was that?! - We're being fired upon. 100 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,843 - Raise shield, red alert. - Get us out of here! 101 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,765 Shields at ten percent. 102 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,684 Direct hit to main engines. 103 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,939 Warp! Now! 104 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,033 Ah! I can't believe I get 105 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,836 to be orientation liaison for a new recruit. 106 00:05:26,837 --> 00:05:28,495 I am going to show her so many ropes. 107 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,347 Hello? Rutherford? 108 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,270 Sorry. Just trying to adjust this little thingy 109 00:05:32,307 --> 00:05:34,517 on my implant's attitude selector. 110 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,294 Crazy about Mariner and the captain, right? 111 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,921 Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day 112 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,744 is gonna be super awkward this year. 113 00:05:40,856 --> 00:05:42,291 There's the shuttle! 114 00:05:42,374 --> 00:05:43,910 Huh. Look at this new button! 115 00:05:43,993 --> 00:05:46,629 Optimistic mode? This is going to be great! 116 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,682 But... sexy mode? Mmm. 117 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,900 Don't mind if I do. 118 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,836 'Ello. Chim chimurri. What's all this then? 119 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,988 Aw, it's beautiful! 120 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,648 Oh, there she is... the little robot exocomp! 121 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,425 Oh, my gosh. Hi. Are you Ensign Tendi? 122 00:06:07,509 --> 00:06:09,619 Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am! And I'm so happy you're here! 123 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,330 I'm happy to be here! This is so exciting! 124 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,041 Ooh-wee! Howdy there. Now I'm talking like a cowboy. 125 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,086 - That was a weird thing to say! - It sure was! 126 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,964 Ugh. Why did we ever keep this a secret in the first place? 127 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,341 Ugh! I just wanted to fly under the radar! 128 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,745 And I didn't want anyone to know the most demerited officer 129 00:06:25,746 --> 00:06:27,345 in the fleet was my daughter. 130 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,222 Well, Wesley Crusher worked with his mom. 131 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,746 Maybe everybody'll be cool about it. 132 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,310 Captain, captain's daughter... Uh, I mean Mariner. 133 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,519 Oh, what is it, Jack? 134 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,438 Captain, I'm putting together a list 135 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,273 of candidates for the Sacramento promotion. 136 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,984 I'd love your input. May I just say 137 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,653 I am very sorry if I ever treated you 138 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,655 with anything other than admiration. 139 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,074 Oh, shut up, Ransom! You're such a suck-up! 140 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:51,119 From now on, I'll make sure to give you special attention. 141 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,371 No! Be as hard on her as you always are! 142 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,373 - Yeah, be hard on me! - I'm only hard on you 143 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,749 when you make me hard! I mean, I'm-I'm not hard right now! 144 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,844 I mean, I could... I could get hard, if I wanted to, 145 00:06:59,928 --> 00:07:02,330 but I'm not hard right now. I'm so sorry! You're both great! 146 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:04,615 Ugh! 147 00:07:08,069 --> 00:07:09,579 I heard she's the captain's daughter. 148 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,018 Hey, Mariner, I'm Lieutenant Levy. 149 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,301 We went on a date last year. I don't know if you recall. 150 00:07:17,302 --> 00:07:18,396 Yeah, Steve, I remember. 151 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,024 You said Wolf 359 was an inside job. 152 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,568 It totally was. So, hey, I was wondering, 153 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,228 could give this to your mom for me? 154 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,571 It's just a few ideas I threw together on how to decorate 155 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,199 - the captain's yacht. - Fine. Whatever. 156 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,676 You're the best. Thanks, Mariner. 157 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:33,026 Changelings aren't real. The Dominion War didn't happen! 158 00:07:33,027 --> 00:07:34,996 Hey, Mariner! Okay, can you just? 159 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,889 - Oh, okay, little closer. - Hey, don't log that, all right? 160 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,510 I don't want to see that up on the... Oh! 161 00:07:38,547 --> 00:07:40,867 Hey! This is a service corridor, not a social club, Ensign. 162 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:42,504 Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again. 163 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,214 You think your mom would be okay 164 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,383 with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? 165 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:50,387 I'd love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks. 166 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,014 Captain, we've received a partial distress call 167 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,599 from the Solvang. 168 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,362 I guess Captain Dayton's still getting used 169 00:07:56,363 --> 00:07:57,977 to the controls in her new ship. 170 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,271 Sir, the signal originated in the Kalla system. 171 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,114 Well, there isn't anything distressing there. 172 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,858 The Titan is also within range. 173 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,985 No. Let them know that we have it. 174 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,904 Dayton's going to hate that we came running 175 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,740 to her rescue because someone leaned on a button. 176 00:08:14,892 --> 00:08:15,978 Oh, this sucks. 177 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,664 Yo, yo, Mariner! 178 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,041 I was just crossing through the, um, lower decks, 179 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,085 and I replicated you some hand pies. 180 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,546 Hand... What is a hand pie? You know what? No thank you. 181 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,631 - Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm. - I won't be able 182 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,259 to do any of my usual sneaky Robin Hood stuff 183 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,062 now that everybody's paying attention to me. 184 00:08:31,063 --> 00:08:32,939 Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name. 185 00:08:33,023 --> 00:08:35,140 He called me "Jen". Who here is named "Jen"?! 186 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,700 Ugh. You are so right. He was clearly kissing your butt. 187 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,477 It's not like he had a prewritten letter 188 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,561 of recommendation which would save you so much time 189 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:42,962 since all you had to do is sign it. 190 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,033 - Oh, Boimler, not you! - Ransom's picking someone 191 00:08:45,116 --> 00:08:46,934 to promote to the Sacramento. I need an edge! 192 00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:48,611 Dude, I thought you were done being lame! 193 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,239 Yeah, but it's the Sac. That's a huge career boost! 194 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,402 And didn't you say you'd get me in a captain's chair? 195 00:08:53,403 --> 00:08:55,484 Mariner! Looking good, girlfriend! 196 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:56,578 Get phased, Lundy. 197 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,080 Wait. No one would know me on the Sacramento. 198 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,290 I'd be a nobody again, like you! 199 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,584 I'm not a nobody. I... 200 00:09:02,649 --> 00:09:04,209 Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento. 201 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,610 I don't know. They might be looking 202 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,628 for someone a little less criminally insubordinate. 203 00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:10,133 Good call. I'd better start adjusting my attitude, sir. 204 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,696 - Ew. Don't call me "sir". - Yes, sir. 205 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,440 - Don't. - You technically outrank me, sir. 206 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:15,793 - What are you doing? Stop it. - Is that an order? 207 00:09:15,794 --> 00:09:18,394 - Yes. I mean, no. - Permission to go to my station, sir? 208 00:09:18,395 --> 00:09:20,518 - You have a station? - Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm. 209 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,145 Nobody's gonna fall for that. 210 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,988 I want to give Mariner a present! 211 00:09:24,489 --> 00:09:25,606 That's a processing hub, 212 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,025 and that's a pattern-buffer maintenance hatch. 213 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,278 So, hey, um, do you want me to call you "Exocomp", 214 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,841 or do you have an alpha-numeric name, 215 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:35,157 like TT30311? 216 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,159 No. I didn't want to sound robotic. 217 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,995 I wanted to be called something normal, 218 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,038 so I analyzed all Federation languages 219 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,166 and calculated a mathematically perfect name. 220 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,168 - What is it? - Peanut Hamper. 221 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,712 Peanut Hamper? 222 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,839 I love it! 223 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:53,776 Heading to Commander Ransom's office? 224 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,303 - Cut it out. - Cut what out, sir? 225 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,179 I'm heading there as well, to explain 226 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,143 why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento. 227 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:00,894 You know, Ransom's not just some meathead. 228 00:10:00,978 --> 00:10:02,393 He's gonna see right through you. 229 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,395 Boimler, your record is spotless. 230 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,022 It's freaky. 231 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,745 Thank you, sir. There is more on the back. 232 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,735 On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter. 233 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:12,068 Mm, sort of stuck between a rock 234 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,549 and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir? 235 00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:15,219 Boimler, you're so promotable, 236 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:16,907 but I live to serve the captain. 237 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,951 I can't think until I work out. 238 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,392 You've been lifting this whole time. 239 00:10:20,393 --> 00:10:21,409 Get out of here! 240 00:10:21,429 --> 00:10:24,040 I'm trying to think...! 241 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,792 Ooh! 242 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,336 Hmm, dilithium. 243 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,879 It's better than I thought. 244 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,214 Dang it! Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh. 245 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,717 Sorry. Ensign Klutz reporting for duty. 246 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,800 Ah, Peanut Hamper is such an innocent little robot. 247 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,721 I got to make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed 248 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,764 during our shift, you know, since she doesn't have 249 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,566 - any hands. - With you watching out for her, 250 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:45,015 - I'm sure she'll do great. - Whoa. Are you mad at me? 251 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,772 I just think that Dr. T'ana's going to be mean, and... 252 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,774 I'm not. I'm just trying to click 253 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:53,402 this attitude button until I get back to normal. 254 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,029 Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper 255 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,881 the same as you would anyone else. 256 00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:59,115 - But she's not like anyone else. - Oopsy-daisy. 257 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,356 She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time. 258 00:11:01,357 --> 00:11:02,979 How's she supposed to do medical stuff? 259 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:04,038 Oh! Dang it! 260 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,841 All right, here comes the messy part. 261 00:11:05,842 --> 00:11:08,417 Any slight error here can result in instant death. 262 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,128 Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up that Peanut Hamper might have 263 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,048 a little bit of trouble with... 264 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,801 Oh. Oh, wow. 265 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,095 Peanut Hamper, this is some of the best micro-suturing 266 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,721 I've ever seen. 267 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,005 I downloaded all your journal articles. I learned a lot. 268 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,059 Oh, I-I could help you with that leg if you want. 269 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,742 Tendi, hang back. I don't want you to get 270 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,011 in Peanut Hamper's way. Ooh. What did you just do there? 271 00:11:29,094 --> 00:11:30,886 It's a new skin graft technique I've been developing. 272 00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:33,275 - It uses half the skin. - Oh, can you show me how to do it? 273 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,799 - Can I... can I see? - Yeah, look at that right there. 274 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,443 See how the flesh just folds together? 275 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,906 T'ANA: [BLEEP]-A I do! 276 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,950 Wow. Doc is really taking to Peanut Hamper. 277 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,285 Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you'll still have a lot to do. 278 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,729 I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, 279 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:46,997 getting me back up on my feet. 280 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,082 Worry? I'm her liaison. 281 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,419 Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory! 282 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,129 Meld that flesh, girl! 283 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,005 Melding away! 284 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,842 Ah. "Tips for Remaining Starfleet Uniform Compliant". 285 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,634 The Starfleet Manual? Who are you kidding? 286 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,115 It is so messed up that you're trying 287 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:02,451 to cheat me out of a promotion. 288 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,181 How am I cheating? You're always 289 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,345 telling me to be like this. 290 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,184 I meant to actually try sometimes! 291 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,988 - Not to profit off of nepotism. - Nobody would know Freeman's my mom 292 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,856 if you hadn't ratted me out, 293 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,816 so why don't you go ahead and blame yourself? 294 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,985 - No! I blame you! - And I blame you right back! 295 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:19,362 Red alert. 296 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,363 Shields up. 297 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,997 Collision alert. Impacts on Decks Three, 15 and 20. 298 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,600 My God! Is that the Solvang? 299 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:31,220 I'm not reading any life signs. 300 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,002 The whole crew, they've been wiped out. 301 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,507 They're harvesting the wreckage! 302 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,926 Evasive maneuvers. 303 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,185 - Shields at 50%. - Send out a distress call, 304 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,308 - all frequencies. - They're jamming communications. 305 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,891 Captain, they've latched onto the port nacelle 306 00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:58,068 with some sort of mining arm. 307 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,433 - Go to warp. Get us out of here! - No! Shut down engines. 308 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,198 But we'll be sitting ducks. 309 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,881 Dayton would have thought the same thing, 310 00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:06,384 and look what happened to them. Shut it down! 311 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,056 Mom! 312 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,224 I-I'm okay. 313 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,392 Auxiliary power back online. 314 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,396 Ha-ha-ha! I thought the Enterprise was strong. 315 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,482 We are strong. 316 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,734 This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos. 317 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:42,238 We thought you were the Enterprise. 318 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,490 Pakleds? What the hell do you want? 319 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,285 We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces, 320 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,871 so that we have all the ship pieces! 321 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,457 Look, just stop this senseless attack, and let's discuss... 322 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,793 No! 323 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,294 No. 324 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,879 We are strong! 325 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,756 We will cut your ship apart! 326 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,758 This doesn't make any sense. 327 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,468 The Pakleds aren't this powerful. 328 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,428 I thought they were kind of a joke. 329 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,721 Yeah, you guys aren't wrong. 330 00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:09,085 Pakleds would fake distress calls 331 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:10,558 so they could steal technology 332 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,681 from anyone who showed up to help, but I'm detecting 333 00:14:12,682 --> 00:14:14,687 weapons from over 30 different species. 334 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,939 Ah, looks like they're not a joke anymore. 335 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,053 They're phasering the hull! 336 00:14:31,054 --> 00:14:33,747 Carving us up like a First Contact Day salmon. 337 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,792 No engines, no weapons, fighting an enemy we don't understand. 338 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,669 We're out of options! 339 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,463 Then I need someone to make me some. 340 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,799 Me? What am I supposed to do? I-I don't know these guys. 341 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,259 Do what you do best. 342 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,261 I need a dangerous, half-baked solution 343 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,514 that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. 344 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,175 That's an order. 345 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,584 Boimler, what kind of computer systems do the Pakleds use? 346 00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:56,737 They steal components from other cultures, 347 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:57,854 which means their code base 348 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,175 - would have to be wide open. - You catch that, Rutherford? 349 00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:03,565 We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system! 350 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,446 Exactly. Wait, why are you so chipper? 351 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,609 Implant stuff! 352 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,432 They've got us outgunned, and they know it. 353 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,791 But they're taking their time. 354 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,660 If we can plant a virus in their system, 355 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,844 we can cripple their ship. 356 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,705 Who here could whip up a code like that? 357 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,374 They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius. 358 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,336 Ha-ha! Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5. 359 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,338 Can I teach you a lesson? 360 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,382 Badgey! I need you to code a virus for me. 361 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,906 Hmm, to do that, I would need you to disable safety protocols. 362 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,386 Wait. 363 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,347 You're not gonna try to kill me again, are you? 364 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,681 Ha-ha! I'm Badgey! 365 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,350 Uh, fine. 366 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,393 Computer, disable safety protocols. 367 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,480 Oh, yeah! There we go. 368 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,564 Hello, Father. 369 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,441 I've already created three viruses 370 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,526 that would disable Pakled technology. 371 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,694 You were monitoring comms? 372 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,696 Oh, I'm always monitoring comms. 373 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,258 - The packet needs to be input manually. - Ho-ho-ho! 374 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:51,981 Somebody's gonna have to board their ship! 375 00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:53,061 You know it! 376 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,663 Intruders beaming in! 377 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,873 Very slowly beaming in. 378 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,541 We've got to go! 379 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,714 We have to get to the armory! 380 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,079 Looks like we'll have to repel them the old-fashioned way. 381 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,595 Setting my fists to stun and my kicks to kill. 382 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,426 Uh, guys, right here. Yep. Great stuff in that one. 383 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,566 All the way in back there? 384 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,938 How much contraband have you hidden on my ship? 385 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,690 I don't know. A lot. 386 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:35,869 Side roll. Side roll. 387 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,037 Double hand punch! 388 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,713 - Pakled! - Mariner, in case we don't make it... 389 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,087 - We're making it. - I wasn't mad that you were stealing 390 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,106 the Sacramento promotion. 391 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,423 I apply for those all the time. 392 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,548 Nothing ever comes of it. 393 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,509 What? Then why were you freaking out? 394 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,928 Because you would have gotten it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay? 395 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:53,990 You're my best friend. 396 00:16:53,992 --> 00:16:55,811 Oh, haven't you shared enough secrets today? 397 00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,057 Just shut up! 398 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,767 Pakled! 399 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,273 Mom! 400 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,740 Ransom, get our backs! 401 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,866 Way ahead of you! 402 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,950 My head! 403 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,786 Sorry. 404 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,870 I mean get the captain to the biobed, quick, quick! 405 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,915 Did we save the Cerritos? 406 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,083 Working on it. 407 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,843 Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus. 408 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:27,044 But someone has to take it to the ship. 409 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,645 But who's small enough to go undetected? 410 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,214 Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship? 411 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,295 Someone who can travel with the program safely stored 412 00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:33,802 in her hard drive. 413 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,937 Peanut Hamper! 414 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,554 You can load the code into their ship 415 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,715 using your robotic abilities. 416 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:38,974 Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper, 417 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,642 you're gonna save the day! 418 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,604 Eh, I'm gonna pass. 419 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,481 I-I'm sorry, what? 420 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,044 All that stuff sounded way too scary. 421 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,507 What about "the needs of the many"? 422 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,152 I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, 423 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,653 not to be a virus bomb. 424 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,572 Peanut Hamper, this is not cool! 425 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,295 - We're all going to die! - Peanut Hamper! 426 00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:57,090 There are so many lives at stake! 427 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,997 You know what? I'm just going to beam myself out 428 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,621 of this whole sitch. 429 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,997 Sucks to be organic. 430 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,000 Enjoy having all your guts fly out or whatever! 431 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,086 You know what? Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! 432 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,009 - That little [BLEEP]. - [GASPS] 433 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,012 Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just clicked myself back to normal. 434 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,931 Let me just upload this. Whoa! 435 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,849 Ugh, feels like an ice cream headache. 436 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,933 Okay. Now I just need to get on that ship. 437 00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:24,478 Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous. 438 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,961 You must be in a heroic bravery mode 439 00:18:25,962 --> 00:18:27,606 or something. Keep clicking your button. 440 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,369 L-Let me click it. Click-click your button. 441 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:30,567 No, Tendi, this is normal me. 442 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,694 - I've got this. - And I've got you. 443 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,072 Rutherford! 444 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,537 You know I can run on my own. 445 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:58,053 This is the best day of my life! 446 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,848 - Eat this! - No, no, no, no, no! 447 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,856 Linked up. Come on, come on. 448 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,493 Virus downloaded. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y... 449 00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:17,906 Download slowing to a crawl? 450 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,242 - Wait, why? - Sorry, but no virus 451 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,578 until after these guys kill you. 452 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,388 - What? Why? - Because you snapped my neck! 453 00:19:24,472 --> 00:19:26,472 - What's the holdup? - Damn it, Badgey, 454 00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:28,250 we don't have time for this, okay? Do it now! 455 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,813 You want me to disable their systems? 456 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,128 Fine. I'll do it... 457 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,754 explosively! 458 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,882 He's gonna blow us up! 459 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,645 Not if I have something to scream about it. 460 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,098 Stop it! He's mine! 461 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,811 Hang in there, baby bear! 462 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,361 Ah, there we go. 463 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,703 Ah, they did it! They got clear of the blast. 464 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,288 Bringing main power back on line. 465 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,833 All invaders have been... 466 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,168 ...neutralized. 467 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,670 As soon as the engines 468 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,554 are back on line, get us the hell out of here. 469 00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:18,133 And hey, don't get too comfortable in my chair. 470 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,343 Yes, sir. 471 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,178 No, no, no, no, there's more of them! 472 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,225 We have you now, Enterprise. 473 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,699 All hands to escape pods. 474 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,825 Prepare to abandon ship. 475 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,577 Wait. Incoming ship? 476 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,914 It's the Titan! 477 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,965 Oh, no! It's another Enterprise. 478 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,554 Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited? 479 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,640 It's about time you showed up, Will. 480 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308 Mariner? This makes us even. 481 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,672 - You know Riker? - Yeah. 482 00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:11,721 Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? 483 00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:13,897 Dude is flush with Romulan ale, illeg... 484 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,857 - I'm sorry, what was that? - Uh... 485 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,402 We're still at red alert. Target those ships and fire! 486 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,779 We're talking about this later. 487 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,454 Make us go. 488 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,873 Go, guys, go! 489 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,376 They're retreating! Yes! 490 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,309 No, no, 491 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,769 I don't want any cosmetic changes 492 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,438 - to the Cerritos. - Are you sure? 493 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,274 Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and big... 494 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,276 No. I hate it when a ship gets repaired 495 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,862 and comes out looking all Sovereign-class. 496 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,781 I want her to look almost like she usually does. 497 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:06,783 All right, 498 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,368 we have a good one today. 499 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,747 Chapter 79: Fluidic systems and how to reroute them. 500 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,458 Fluidics are so messy. 501 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,626 Rutherford, you're awake. Oh! 502 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,503 - I knew you'd be okay! - What? 503 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,922 - What happened? - You saved the Cerritos! 504 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,258 Oh, I did? Wow! That's pretty cool. 505 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,302 - Are you my nurse? - Nurse? 506 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,429 No, they just have been giving me time off 507 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,512 so I could sit with you. 508 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,806 Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you. 509 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,932 I'm Rutherford. 510 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,643 Oh, your implant. 511 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,480 I-It must have damaged your long-term memory. 512 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,440 Do you remember me at all? 513 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,484 Well, no. But don't take it personally. 514 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,235 I don't remember what I don't remember. 515 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,448 You know what this means, right? 516 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,743 We get to become best friends all over again! 517 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,911 Okey-dokey. 518 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,958 We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxs's sacrifice. 519 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,961 He's with the Prophets now. 520 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,761 I can't even begin to imagine 521 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,679 - how I'm going to replace him. - Well, 522 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,265 wherever he is, I'm sure he's full-throat screaming 523 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,518 in someone's face and ejecting a warp core. 524 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,520 I'd like to think you're right. 525 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,480 Ensign Beckett Mariner, 526 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,363 beamed down to Beta III without authorization. 527 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,650 Oh, what, seriously? 528 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,318 Contraband hidden throughout the ship. 529 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,946 Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a tribble? 530 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,364 Yeah. That's for personal use. 531 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,740 I've got a whole year's worth 532 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,659 of your insubordinations right here. 533 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,536 Well, without those "insubordinations", 534 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,913 - we'd all be dead right now. - I know. 535 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:38,875 Did you know Starfleet considers Beta III a known culture? 536 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,002 They had no idea the Betans had regressed. 537 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,671 And the Pakleds? Well, 538 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,965 the Pakleds murdered the entire crew of the Solvang 539 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,509 because everyone assumed they were a joke. 540 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,802 Yeah, well, that's Starfleet. 541 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,554 Good at observing and bad at maintaining. 542 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,918 You know, we can't just assume people are gonna keep doing 543 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,850 the right thing a generation down the road. 544 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,644 I agree. But as captain, 545 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,522 I can't ignore protocol. I'd lose my command. 546 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,023 You, on the other hand... 547 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,860 You see a problem, you can solve it. 548 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,487 Wait, are you saying work together for a change? 549 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,031 Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know? 550 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,868 Instead of up your ass. What do you say? 551 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,579 Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig. 552 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,540 Let's not tell your father. 553 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,966 Oh, that's Mariner. We work with her. Mariner! 554 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,427 - Over here! Hi. - Carol. 555 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,429 I guess those Cali-class ships 556 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,152 can hold their own longer than people say. 557 00:24:34,153 --> 00:24:36,016 Thanks for the assist, Captain. 558 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,727 No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor. 559 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,450 Uh, yeah, well, I remember it differently. 560 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,689 You were sort of my cha'DIch. 561 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,441 We used to get in so much trouble. 562 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,401 - "We"? - Deanna, 563 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,446 can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends? 564 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,615 Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence 565 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,701 in order to mask an ocean of insecurity. 566 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,454 Oh! Will they sense that, too? I can make that work for me. 567 00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,873 Wait, wait, wait, wait, you made a dog? 568 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,875 Yeah, and it could fly. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 569 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,678 And another time, we stole a bunch of T-88s. 570 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,837 Aw, man! The scanners with the purple stripe? 571 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,756 Those are amazing. What else did we do? 572 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,716 I just wanted to say, I was wrong. 573 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,426 I'm glad we followed our guts today. 574 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:12,761 You are my mentor. 575 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,554 Whatever, nerd. Come on, 576 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,431 we can hang without me being your mentor. 577 00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,834 - I thought you wanted that. - Eh, my target kind of moves. 578 00:25:18,835 --> 00:25:21,057 Well, from now on, no more being obsessed with rank. 579 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,647 Time to start appreciating what I have right here. 580 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,649 Hey, you know what? I like this new Boimler. 581 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,610 Good work today, Boomler. Ransom says you're one of his best. 582 00:25:29,657 --> 00:25:30,987 Thank you, Captain Riker, sir! 583 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,530 Hey, how about you buy me a drink? 584 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,094 You know, since we're even? Remember? 585 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,077 The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass? 586 00:25:36,121 --> 00:25:38,041 We are not even, and we don't use money. 587 00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,497 What's happened to you, man? You used to be sharp. 588 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,457 Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel! 589 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,860 Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your [BLEEP] ass. 590 00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:46,670 I cannot believe that you took a promotion 591 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,547 to the mother[BLEEP] Titan! Call me. 592 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,111 Hey, Brad. We got to scoot. 593 00:25:51,112 --> 00:25:52,801 So get your boots and strap 'em up, 594 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:53,969 'cause the captain wants us 595 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,971 to escort Commander Troi to Tulgana IV. 596 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,734 Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense. 597 00:25:57,735 --> 00:25:59,975 There's a bar in Andoria Town you guys would love. 598 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,726 Whoa, you've been there? 599 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,370 Yeah. I can show you around if you want. 600 00:26:03,371 --> 00:26:05,647 Dude, your PADD is blowing up. Who is messaging you? 601 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,524 She's just an old friend. She kind of got mad 602 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,776 when I took the promotion here. Eh, she'll get over it. 603 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,899 Boimler! You can't keep ducking me forever. 604 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,530 It is a really small galaxy out there. 605 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,739 Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you, and I'm gonna feed you 606 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,201 - to an Armus! You hear me? - Hey, psycho, keep it down. 607 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,365 - We're trying to sleep. - Oh, shut up, Jen. 608 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,040 I'm sorry I'm late. 609 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,541 I was watching the first Enterprise 610 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,544 on the holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? 611 00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:28,670 What a story. Those guys had a long road 612 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:29,921 getting from there to here. 613 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,685 Course set for the Tulgana system, Captain. 614 00:26:31,686 --> 00:26:32,686 Awaiting your command. 615 00:26:32,769 --> 00:26:34,217 Ah, Tulgana IV. 616 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,177 You know, they have a Little Risa. 617 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,722 Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? 618 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,682 No. Let's take the one we always use. 619 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,684 Right. Give me warp 620 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,228 in the factor of five, six, seven, eight. 621 00:26:45,412 --> 00:26:47,564 Oh, the jazz. 622 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,239 Help! Help! 623 00:27:01,913 --> 00:27:03,413 You might wanna hold on to something. 624 00:27:05,831 --> 00:27:06,831 This world 625 00:27:06,932 --> 00:27:08,632 feels like a dream. 626 00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:13,162 A strange, terrible, beautiful dream. 627 00:27:15,028 --> 00:27:16,728 Everything is different. 628 00:27:17,298 --> 00:27:19,298 I am different. 629 00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:22,491 I promise you... 630 00:27:23,986 --> 00:27:25,486 ...for real. 631 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:34,399 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 632 00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:24,201 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 633 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:26,914 Chirp.