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Did I graze it? Did I get it?

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Am I hot or am I cold?

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Stop overthinking
and commit already!

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Indecisive motherfucker.

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Come on, big molar, big molar,
big molar, big molar!

6
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Oh, shit, yeah!

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I just took
all your bicuspids, Ze-yotch!

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Suck it!

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She's a child, you psycho.

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Hey, lady, I'm not the one
who raised their kid

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to be a fucking loser!

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Dang! Free massages?

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- Hell yes.
- I know, right?

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Just start wherever
and work your way down.

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Feel free to go... low.

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What the heck is this?

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A party?

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Oh, let me guess.

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Hudson's invitation must've
got lost in the mail.

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Oh, no, I didn't send one.

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Attention, party animals!

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What do you get for the cheetah who has

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no idea what he wants
and when you ask,

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he has a full-on panic attack?

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- I went with nothing.
- Yeah, same. Sorry, Glenn.

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You got to tell a bitch.

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Behold the most giftastic
gift of all time.

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The perfect companion

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built to be exactly like you
in every way.

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Glenn, meet Glenn-bot.

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Hey, Glenn-bot! How's it going?

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Hey, Glenn. How's it going?

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- Spooky.
- As fuck.

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Wow! Thanks, Darb.

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This is way better
than the noise machine

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I told everyone I wanted,
but no one got me, I guess.

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Okay, he's perfect
and I love him.

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- Happy birthday, buddy.
- What the shit?

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- Where's my me-bot?
- Yeah, no fair!

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I want to hang out
with my awesome self.

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If they get one, I get one,
and give mine lasers!

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Fine.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Tea, Glenn-bot?

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Ooh, English breakfast, please.

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- And decaf.
- Right. Yes, decaf, obviously.

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So it's your first day.
What are we feeling?

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Should we listen to music,
do some journaling,

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get our morning pages in... Or...

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The ostriches are doing
their pottery class later.

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Oh, I don't know. Whatever you
want to do is

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- fine by me.
- You're new here, pal. You decide.

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- Okay, let's do the pottery thing.
- Rock and roll!

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- I'll go get my coupon.
- Actually, I don't know.

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The clay might be bad
for my eczema.

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God, he really programed
everything.

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Well, why don't we bust out
those journals?

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And jam out some motions...

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- Great, well, that's there...
- You know what?

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On second thought,

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I haven't been sentient long
enough to know what to write.

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Okay.

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Also, do you have
any lemon-ginger or chai?

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Yeah, obviously.

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Great. Let's get cray!

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? Birthday boys get buck wild ?

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Ooh, is half-caf a poss optch?

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Finally, a worthy opponent.

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- Me!
- Fuckin' cheers to that!

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Quadruple molar? Hell yeah!

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Beat that, bolt-brains!

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Incisor, baby.
Suck it.

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You suck it.
That's my incisor.

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You suck it.
I got that on my first roll.

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You suck it. No, you didn't.

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You calling me a cheater,
beyotch?

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All right,
let's make this snappy,

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'cause I got a pottery class later
and Mama's gonna lay a glaze.

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What the...

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There you are!

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You better get that
gorgeous panda ass off my table.

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You're here to service me.

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I'm too tense to move.

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Loosen me up
and I'll return the favor.

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Maybe.

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For the record, this is only
to show you how I like it.

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Oh, I'll show you how I like it.

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What the heck, Darby?

89
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Why'd everyone else
get a cool robot?

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Well, maybe because I was saving
the coolest robot for last.

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Existence is pain.

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I don't know.
He doesn't seem quite as...

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not broken as the other robots.

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If you're suggesting that
I threw Hudson-bot together

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out of random spare parts
that I found in my junk drawer

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and assembled in 20 minutes

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because I sort of kind of
maybe forgot about you, then...

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You know what?

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I don't care
if he is an afterthought

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'cause us after afterthoughts
got to stick together.

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Come on, Hudson-bot!
Let's be best friends.

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Death is freedom.

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You're so metal.
Hey, literally!

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We need to talk.

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If it's about the sign you're
all ignoring, then I agree.

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_

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She has no sense of boundaries.

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- Can't she just enjoy a game?
- She's comically horny.

109
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She's a psycho!

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She's nothing like me.

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She must be destroyed!

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Listen, I don't hear
Glenn complaining.

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I hate Glenn-bot!
Glenn-bot must die!

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Then again, maybe hate
is a strong word,

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but spending so much time with
myself has made me look inward

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and I've come to realize that...

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I suck.

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Then again, maybe
this is an opportunity

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to become a non-sucky person
who's able to self-actualize,

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Epiphany!

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Spend more time with Glenn-bot.

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Hey, Marn. Have you seen...

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Oh, my bot.

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And I said, "Time to become
a non-sucky person

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who's able to self-actualize."

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So I put down my journal-bot
and came here.

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That is so sweet, Glenn-bot.

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And decisive.

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You hear that?

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I don't know what
you're talking abot.

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I mean 'bout.

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Okay, my turn.

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Death.

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No. Song. It's a song. Okay?

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That means three words.

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- Kill me.
- No, three words.

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Kill me now.

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Oh, my God. So close.
Third word...

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Ah, dang!

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It was "Kill Me Nasty" by...

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? Us and the band
we're starting ?

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Do you sing?

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Bit pitchy,
but we'll make it work.

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Glenn-bot must die!

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It's one thing to highlight
my sucky issues,

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but now he's overcoming them.

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And with zero therapy!

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I must destroy him.

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So yeah,
Darby, how do I destroy him?

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I'm sorry to hear
that, beta Glenn.

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I appreciate the gift.
I really do, but...

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I'm sorry,
what did you just call me?

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"Gone to snag a bag
that don't sag." What?

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I called you beta Glenn,

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as in you're beta and I'm alpha.

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Da!

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Hey, come on,
can we talk about this, please?

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I mean, what did
we ever do to you?

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Nothing, except create us

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and then punish us for being
exactly like you, Dad!

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I mean, betas!

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We know you wanted
to destroy us.

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Yeah,
and we're exactly like you.

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So guess what?

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Let the highly personalized
torture sequence begin!

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I'm going to make you
play teeth...

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with your teeth!

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No!

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I don't have bicuspids!

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That puts me at a major
competitive disadvantage!

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As for you, it's time
for your... treatment.

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Deep tissue.

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The pain! Why?

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Actually, a little lower.
Yeah, right there.

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And you, Mr. "Maybe I Will,
Maybe I Won't,

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Maybe I Need
To Shut The Hell Up."

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- I'm not torturing you at all.
- Really?

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That's what's up.

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'Cause I have a date with Marny.

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No!

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It's torture!

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Well, well, well, well, well,
another party, huh?

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Guess I'm gonna have to talk to the
mailman 'cause my dang invitations

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keep getting lost
in the mail... man.

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What?
No, Hudson, it's not a party.

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What the fuck is that?

187
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His name is Hudson-bot.

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He may not be "cool"
or "invited,"

189
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,838
but he's the best friend
I ever had.

190
00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:07,904
You said you'd kill me.

191
00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:10,740
And yet, here I am.

192
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Oh, Hudson-bot,
you're so twisted.

193
00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:17,795
You're looking at the zoo's
newest musical sensation,

194
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Zero Fox Given!

195
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Show 'em the light show,
bot bro.

196
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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Epiphany.

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Careful, Hudson-bot

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those lasers might bounce off
our bots and kill you.

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Kill me, you say?

201
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,555
Don't mind if I do.

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00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,097
Hooray.

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00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,194
Damn, Glenn.

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00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:19,141
That was some
decisive-ass thinking,

205
00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,406
Oh, I didn't really think at all, I just...
hey, I committed.

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00:10:22,432 --> 00:10:23,614
I self-actualized.

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00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,689
You know, it's like I always say
before I start my morning pages,

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Glenn, you old boy...

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00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:30,984
I'm gonna walk into a laser now.

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00:10:31,539 --> 00:10:33,815
Look at me. Look at me, buddy.
Look at me. Look.

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00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,103
You're gonna be okay, okay?

212
00:10:35,129 --> 00:10:36,611
We're gonna make you
whole again, buddy.

213
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,195
Us afterthoughts got to stick
together, remember?

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00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,151
Darby built you once

215
00:10:41,239 --> 00:10:43,080
and he can build you again.

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00:10:45,874 --> 00:10:47,457
Sorry about that.

217
00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:49,839
Fell asleep at the wheel
coming back from the mall.

218
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:51,370
Had to snag a fresh bag.

219
00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:52,441
Everyone okay?

220
00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,981
I'm so sorry, friend. I...

221
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Freedom!

222
00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:04,626
Ah, I see. Bots turned evil and
tried to kill everyone, huh?

223
00:11:04,652 --> 00:11:07,627
- Yeah, out of the blue.
- For, like, no reason.

224
00:11:07,653 --> 00:11:09,201
Yeah, it was crazy.

225
00:11:10,528 --> 00:11:12,253
So where's my beanbag?

226
00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,883
Yeah, what the hell?

227
00:11:13,909 --> 00:11:15,295
I want one with lasers.

228
00:11:15,321 --> 00:11:16,565
Oh, make mine do white noise.

229
00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:18,476
Extra beans for the bean queen.

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00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:21,034
- And make mine vibrate.
- Ooh, can I get a jelly bean bag?

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00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,742
And give my spikes.

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00:11:23,111 --> 00:11:25,283
I'm jelly of your jelly bean bag.

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Make mine the best.

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