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Hey, Dad, you think maybe we
could go to Build-A-Bear today?

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Hey, Dad, you think maybe we
could go to Build-A-Bear today?

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Butters, for the last time,
you can't go to Build-A-Bear.

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But they said they were
open again, so...

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Yes, they're open,
but we are not the Johnsons,

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and we do not go to
non-essential businesses

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when it's non-essential!

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Hey, do you people mind?!

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You're supposed to wear
your mask over your nose.

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Looks like you're wearing
a diaper for your chin.

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Chin diapers don't help.

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What the?

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What's going on now?!

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Something at the town square!
Everyone's gathering!

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Well, are we protesting,
or are we rioting?

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No, no. It's something
to do with the pandemic!

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Something big's going on.

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Stay here, Butters.

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Hey, everybody.
Can everyone hear me okay?

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Thanks for turning out, everyone.

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You know, we've all been through
a lot these past several months.

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We've shut down,
and people have lost their businesses,

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lost their livelihoods.

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I also own a small business.

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I sell weed.

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And I have to say I...

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I'm actually doing pretty good.

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Amazing, really.

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Tegridy Farms' weed has seen
a 400% increase in sales

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since the shutdown in March.

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I see Thomas Turner out there.

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Thomas opened a restaurant in SoDoSoPa.

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Doesn't seem like such a good idea now,
does it, Turner?

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And there's Marley Jarvis,

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who owned and operated
her own tanning salon.

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Whoops.

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But I can't just stand here and gloat

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because Tegridy Weed is
about giving back to people.

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And that's why I'm
very proud to announce

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that Tegridy Weed is
having a Pandemic Special!

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An all-new hybrid of our best weed

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sold at nearly 10% off our usual price.

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Not only that, but when
you buy three pounds or more

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of the Pandemic Special,

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you get a complimentary
Pandemic 2020 bong.

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We are a community.

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Let's all be together with Tegridy.

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I think people are really excited.
What do you think?

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A Pandemic Special, Randy? Really?

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- What?
- People are hurting.

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People are dying, Randy.

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And all you can think about
is making a special about it?

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I'm doing something
positive to try and help.

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People really need this right now.

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You are a child, Randy!

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These are very serious times,
and nobody wants

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or cares about your
stupid special right now!

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We'll see if they like my special.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Wow!

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? Another day inside,
don't have to do a thing ?

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? I love you, social distancing ?

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? No one's around,
no one's talking to me ?

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? Social distancing, I'm free ?

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? Don't have to brush
my teeth or shower ?

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For what?

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? I can sit on the toilet for hours ?

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As long as I want!

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? 'Cause no one's saying to me ?

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? You kids should get
outside and do something ?

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Oh! 9:00 a.m. Time for school!

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Good morning, guys.

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Everyone ready to start school?

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- Hi!
- I'm... I'm here!

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Okay, I think we're all here.

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I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now.

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Eric, are you there?

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Yes, Teacher, I'm here!

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I can't wait to start schoo... schoo...

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schoo... eh... eh...

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Oh, no, Eric, I think your computer
is freezing up again.

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Oh, no. Really? Can you guys hear me?

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I just said... Eh.

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Eh. Eh. Eh.

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Eric, you'll just have
to listen again, okay?

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- Best you can.
- So let's start today, guys,

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by going over yesterday's
grammar examples.

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Wendy, can you read the first one?

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? I'm cut off from the world ?

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? Isolated, alone ?

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? This is what I call existancing ?

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? No one can touch me
or boss me around ?

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? Social distancing ?

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Eric, aren't you supposed
to be on your Zoom call?

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? Stay away from me, Mom, yeah ?

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? You got to keep your social distance ?

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? 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing ?

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? About how much I love
you and I need you ?

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? Social distancing ?

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Sweetie, I know
these are challenging times.

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? Yeah, social distancing, Mom ?

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But we all still have
to try and do our work.

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Computer keeps freezing, Mom.

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Maybe if you were an essential worker,

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we could afford faster Internet.

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I at least need you to get some
of your homework done, okay?

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And then m-maybe take a shower.

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Oh, what a folly a shower seems

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when my generation is
being denied their lives!

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I can't see my friends.
I can't even go to school.

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How I miss Kyle. Heh heh heh heh.

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Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon.

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They're actually talking
about school opening up again

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in a few days!

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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There's going to be a big meeting.

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Sounds like they're trying to
get you kids back to school!

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We can't go back to school.
There's a fucking pandemic!

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But they're talking about
maybe staggering you kids

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- every other day...
- They can't do that!

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Eric, you're going to be able

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to be with all the other kids again!

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Oh, no, I see!
There's all this horrible stuff going on

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in the world, but apparently
Cartman's life doesn't matter!

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- Eric, you can't...
- Ahp! Get back! Get back!

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Six feet, Mom! Six fucking feet!

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Okay. Thank you very much!

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Hope you enjoy the Pandemic Special!

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Hi! You here for the special?
Here you go.

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How was school, Stanley?

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It's not school. It's a frickin' joke.

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We're not even learning anything.

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I know this has all been
really hard on you, Stanley.

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Do you want to talk about it?

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No. I'm fine, Mom. You know, I'm strong.

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I'm just worried about
how this all affecting

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weaker kids like...
You know, like Butters.

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Yeah. Well, it's nice
you care about your friend.

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But if you need to talk...

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I know this is really hard on everyone.

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Well, that's it, guys.

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We have run out of weed for the day.

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Oh, hang on. Sorry. Uh,
didn't somebody say

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the Pandemic Special was a bad idea?

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I wasn't saying you wouldn't make money.

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I was saying maybe that's not
what should matter right now.

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Oh, come on. Think about it.

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Do you even know anyone
personally who's dying of COVID?

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Yes! My brother Jimbo,
who is in the hospital!

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Yeah. Uncle Jimbo.

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Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd
be in the hospital anyway.

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All I'm saying is that we can't let

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some dirty virus from "China"

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completely upend our
lives and shut us down!

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Please do not quote the
President in front of our child!

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Sharon, I went to China.
Remember? Last season?

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I went there to sell our weed,
and I ended up hanging out

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with Disney and Mickey Mouse.
You remember all that?

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I know what China's like.

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Doesn't surprise me all
this shit came from there.

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- We're going back to school!
- What?

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They're gonna let us go back to school!

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The Park County
School District is holding

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an all-parent meeting tomorrow,
and officials are hopeful

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that students can return
to school on Monday.

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Oh, that's great!

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Oh, I don't know if this is a good idea.

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The openings come on the heels of news

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that scientists are getting
closer to finding the origins

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of the COVID pandemic.

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Y-Yes, we've been able
to trace the virus

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and confirm that it did,
in fact, come from

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a seedy part of China.

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Ha! Told ya!

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And, in fact, we've pinpointed the virus

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to a certain bat in Wuhan.

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A bat in Wuhan?

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What we still don't understand is,

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how did a transmitted disease
get from a bat to a human?

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How can a virus jump species like that?

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We just don't know.

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Hello.

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Oh! Oh, hey!

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You could use some tegridy, China!

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- Here's to China! Ha ha!
- To China!

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Boy, you sure know how to party, Mick!

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Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha!

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She is so hot!

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I think that's a bat.

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Yeah! It's a bat!

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It's a mouse with wings!

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Hey, Mick? Where'd ya go?

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Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!

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- Ohh!
- Ha ha!

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Randy, you gotta try it!
Go ahead. Take a turn.

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Ohh-oh-oh-oh!

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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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If they're letting us go back to school,

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then soon we can get back to everything.

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I mean, doesn't this mean things
are finally going back to normal?

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- Dad?
- I gotta go!

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Then sell fucking Epcot Center!

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If we can't get people on the rides,

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then sell the fucking thing!

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No, no, no! I said more "Mandalorian"!

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Jesus Christ! We're fucking dying here!

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What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha.

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Hey. It's Randy Marsh.
From... From Tegridy Farms?

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What do you want, Marsh?!
I'm in the fucking weeds here!

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Look. Um... Do you remember

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when we fucked that bat in Wuhan?

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I've fucked a lot of bats!

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Well, I've only fucked one!

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I remember...
right after, I got really sick,

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and this was all back in October.

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Jesus Christ, you fucker!
You started all this!

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You told me to fuck the bat!

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You didn't quarantine
yourself after you got home?!

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Nobody knew anything about
COVID when I fucked the bat!

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I thought I just came back
from China with the flu!

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Look. We can't let
scientists find that bat.

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My wife is crazy.

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If she finds out I started the pandemic,

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she's gonna be a total bitch about it.

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Dude, you are not gonna believe this.

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What are you doing here?

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Is your dad home, Kyle?
We need to talk to a lawyer.

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- Mr. Broflovski?!
- Dude, get outta my house!

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If you wanna talk, we can go outside!

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They're gonna try and
make us go back to school.

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Dude, you could be spreading germs!

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Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.

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They want us to go back to school!

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- So?!
- "So?" What the fuck?

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You really wanna go
back to that slavery?!

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I want an education!

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I want to be able to compete
for a job when I'm older.

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You crazy, psychotic...
Kyle, we need to get a lawyer

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to stop the schools
from forcing us back.

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Now, whatever your messed-up beliefs are

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about wanting to go to school...

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You really wanna spend
the next year on Zoom?

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You don't have to be on Zoom.

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There's a million ways around it!

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Mark my words, Kyle.

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First, they'll force us back to school,

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then they'll take social
distancing away from us completely,

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and I'll be out of my room
having to hang out with you!

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You're out of your room
hanging out with me now.

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- Oh, my God.
- They won't get away with this!

251
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_

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Hey! Excuse me!

253
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Y-You're Randy Marsh, right?

254
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Uh... m-maybe.

255
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Yeah. Look, man.
I just wanna say thanks. You know?

256
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The Pandemic Special is really amazing.

257
00:12:00,798 --> 00:12:03,604
Oh, yeah. Cool. Thank you.

258
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No, no, listen. You... You're awesome.

259
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All this horrible stuff going on, and...

260
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well, you come along
and try to fight it!

261
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Okay. Thanks.

262
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Y-You see, I...

263
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I lost my wife. To the virus.

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My kids, I...

265
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I don't even know how to talk to them.

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You know? Just...

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Just thank God for
your Pandemic Special.

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Thank God.

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It's a great special. It really is.

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- Okay.
- No, it's an awesome special.

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A-And it was a great
idea to do a special.

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Okay, okay! Just stop!

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M'kay, welcome, parents,
to this all-school town meeting

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to talk about how we're
gonna get your kids

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back into the classroom.

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Can everyone hear me m'kay?

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M'kay, well, parents, we've made

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some amazing adjustments
and hirings, m'kay.

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We believe we can welcome
students back on Monday. M'kay?

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How are you going to do this?

281
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Yeah, what happens when my
son is sitting in a room

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with Craig Tucker, whose father

283
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doesn't even wear a mask outside?

284
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Oh, here we fucking go again!
Stop mask shaming, Stotch!

285
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:09,662
Well, it's really not a mask
if you wear it

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down around your chin.
That's a chin diaper.

287
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There's no real proof that a mask

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even fucking does anything!

289
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Spoken like a true redneck!

290
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Oh, fuck you!

291
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M'kay, m'kay, everyone! Alright!

292
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M'kay! I just muted everybody! M'kay?

293
00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:29,013
Now, if we don't get along,

294
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I'll just sit here with you all on mute.

295
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:36,013
M'kay. Now, let's try this again.

296
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I saw Wendy's mother
not wearing a mask

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in the changing room at Ross.

298
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The fuck are you doing

299
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spying on me in the changing room?!

300
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M'kay! Boom! You're all muted!

301
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M'kay? I can do this all day!

302
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Now, we've made changes at the school,

303
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and we feel prepared to
welcome your students back.

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Mr. Donovan.

305
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I don't care what changes you've made.

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My son Clyde is not going to class!

307
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And that is your prerogative. Mute!

308
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,248
M'kay. Mrs. Marsh.

309
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I thought that the issue was
the teachers not coming back.

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That is correct.

311
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Our teaching staff does
not feel safe to return.

312
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But... we have hired all
new teachers. M'kay.

313
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These are people who have
recently lost their jobs

314
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due to recent events and
are desperate for work.

315
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,797
M'kay. So they'll do
just about anything.

316
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,593
What new teachers?

317
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Alright, men!

318
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As you all know, due to recent events

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totally beyond our control,
we have lost most of our funding.

320
00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:41,964
But this new venture will be great,

321
00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:46,769
and I know we will all thrive
as elementary schoolteachers.

322
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This might be our last chance at a job,

323
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,878
so I don't want any unnecessary deaths.

324
00:14:54,072 --> 00:14:56,886
Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths!

325
00:14:57,124 --> 00:15:02,204
And let's show this town just
what great leaders we can be.

326
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,206
This is gonna be great.

327
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All over South Park this morning,

328
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children are getting ready
for their first day of class.

329
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And as they do, scientists say

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they're closer to finding a vaccine.

331
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,706
Oh, cool! Turn it up!

332
00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,910
Tom, I'm standing
in front of the newly built

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viral research center where
scientists say they have found

334
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the animal which
started the coronavirus.

335
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,022
The creature was located in China

336
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and then flown to the facility here

337
00:15:26,622 --> 00:15:28,792
where scientists are
studying it thoroughly.

338
00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,747
Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa!
W-What are you guys doing?!

339
00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:32,278
They think they're
about to find a vaccine.

340
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,894
Yes, now that we have the
animal in our possession,

341
00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:37,664
we'll finally be able to
unlock what caused a virus

342
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to jump from it to humans.

343
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,449
Does it matter what
started coronavirus?!

344
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,152
Who cares what started coronavirus?!

345
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,464
You guys are being racist!

346
00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:46,364
We don't need to watch this!
Where's the remote?

347
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,918
This is... This is racist television,
and we're not gonna watch it!

348
00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:51,308
- I want to hear this, Randy!
- No!

349
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,246
No. You know what?
You guys are horrible!

350
00:15:53,271 --> 00:15:54,426
Just... Just stop it right now!

351
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,095
You traced the virus to Wuhan,

352
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,800
but what you found was not a bat.
Is that correct?

353
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,292
No, no, the virus did
not come from a bat.

354
00:16:01,317 --> 00:16:03,963
You guys... What? What'd he say?

355
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:06,099
We were able to break
down the virus enough

356
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:08,235
to see there was
actually no bat involved.

357
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,199
No bat involved. No bat involved!

358
00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,167
? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ?

359
00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:15,355
? It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ?

360
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,859
? It wasn't a bat, in your face! ?

361
00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:21,143
? In your face, it wasn't a bat ?

362
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:23,831
When we tracked the virus,
we found it did originate

363
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:27,228
in Wuhan, but from
a species called pholidota.

364
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,732
And what exactly is pholidota?

365
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:32,686
It's a pangolin.
And here it is right over here.

366
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:36,261
- What's a pangolin, Mom?
- I'm not even sure.

367
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,205
Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?

368
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,900
Randy?

369
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,365
Do you know what a pangolin is, Dad?

370
00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,068
Ha ha! Ha ha!

371
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:51,005
Dude, I still can't believe
you fucked that bat.

372
00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:54,052
- Okay, okay. Shh!
- Ha ha!

373
00:16:54,077 --> 00:16:56,021
You really let her have it! Oh, boy!

374
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,658
Okay! I don't wanna think
about that right now, Mickey.

375
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,360
I'm just impressed, that's all.

376
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,817
I mean, if you can handle a bat, then...

377
00:17:02,842 --> 00:17:03,857
Then what?

378
00:17:03,882 --> 00:17:05,786
You ever have sex with a pangolin?

379
00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:07,221
What the fuck is a pangolin?

380
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,644
Ha ha! Ha whoa! Ho ho!

381
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,951
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

382
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,622
Shit!

383
00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:29,537
Alright, children,
welcome back to class.

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00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,045
I'm your new teacher, Detective Harris,

385
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,334
and this is our homeroom
teacher's assistant,

386
00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:36,834
Officer Johnston.

387
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:39,045
Let's start the day off with some math.

388
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:41,920
Does anyone understand math?

389
00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:45,534
Who would like to lead
the class with some math?

390
00:17:52,389 --> 00:17:54,834
Pandemic! There's a pandemic!
You can't make me go to school!

391
00:17:54,859 --> 00:17:57,396
You can't... Arghh! Aaaghh! No, no, no!

392
00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:59,270
Oh, no, no! You can't make me!

393
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,084
I don't know if I can do this, Mitch.

394
00:18:01,109 --> 00:18:03,688
I fucking hate kids.
I can't be a teacher.

395
00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,492
It's all we got, sir. Let me try.

396
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,633
Kids! Alright! Come on!
Let's settle down!

397
00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:12,428
Now we're gonna do some fingerpaints.
You got that?

398
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:16,537
You're gonna fingerpaint...
"a marsupial of your choice

399
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,318
or a fun thing you did over the summer."

400
00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:20,679
You can't make us stay here!

401
00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:23,240
This is a violation of our freedom!
Who's with me, guys?!

402
00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:26,107
Now, listen! We're gonna
start fingerpaintin' right now!

403
00:18:26,132 --> 00:18:28,693
Oh, my God! I forgot how much
it sucks to be around everybody!

404
00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:30,865
I think I'm gonna
be sick! All over Kyle!

405
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,499
Bluggggh!

406
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:34,345
Fuck you!

407
00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:39,845
That's enough!

408
00:18:45,929 --> 00:18:47,514
Got 'im!

409
00:18:57,912 --> 00:18:59,389
And here it is.

410
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:02,259
This is the pangolin we
tracked down in China,

411
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:05,228
the animal that could
lead us to a vaccine.

412
00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:07,163
The mysteries of COVID can be unlocked

413
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,566
by our studies of this creature.

414
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,968
I'll just ask you all to
keep a good distance away.

415
00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:15,400
Obviously we can't let anything
happen to this pangolin.

416
00:19:17,396 --> 00:19:20,042
You see, this pangolin's
DNA has mutated,

417
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,511
which is what we believe started it all.

418
00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:24,581
The pangolin has mutated how?

419
00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:26,215
We're not completely sure,

420
00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:29,518
but we believe now that
something somehow...

421
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:33,177
got its DNA up into the pangolin.

422
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,424
How exactly could that happen?

423
00:19:36,449 --> 00:19:38,628
Well, i-it's almost like
another creature

424
00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:43,799
somehow inserted its DNA
up into the pangolin.

425
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,568
Perhaps some other species

426
00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:47,541
somehow mated with the pangolin?

427
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:49,222
Oh, come on! What kind of animal

428
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:50,752
would have sex with a pangolin?

429
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,708
- Yeah!
- Look how ugly that thing is!

430
00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:54,243
Yeah. Yeah!

431
00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:56,004
Okay. Okay.

432
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,279
Again, what really matters
is that we decode

433
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,449
the foreign DNA inside the pangolin.

434
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:03,919
That would be the key to a vaccine,
perhaps even a cure.

435
00:20:03,943 --> 00:20:06,330
We have to know what raped the pangolin.

436
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:08,355
Oh. So now it was "rape."

437
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,996
Excuse me, sir. Who are you?

438
00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:14,694
This tour is for scientists
that specialize in pandemics.

439
00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:16,998
Are you... a pandemic specialist?

440
00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:20,490
Yeah, I'm a pandemic specialist.
I'm making one right now.

441
00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:25,940
O-kay. Anyway, if you all
follow me now to the micro labs,

442
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:27,808
I can show you the containment system

443
00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:30,845
for once a vaccine is able to be tried.

444
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,094
M'kay. M'kay, parents?

445
00:20:47,118 --> 00:20:49,049
Can everyone hear me m'kay?

446
00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:50,956
Everyone listen up.

447
00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:53,494
We don't want anyone to panic, m'kay,

448
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,102
but there has been a COVID
exposure here at the school.

449
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,141
M'kay. One of our fourth graders

450
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,953
was taken to the hospital
a couple hours ago, m'kay?

451
00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:07,581
But we... we think
Token's gonna be okay.

452
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:11,125
Now, due to county protocol,
everyone that was in the school

453
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,654
now has to quarantine for two weeks.

454
00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:16,190
So we will be keeping your kids here,

455
00:21:16,214 --> 00:21:18,358
and the teachers will
be staying with them.

456
00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:24,118
Alright, students, shut up.

457
00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:26,797
I know this situation is not ideal,

458
00:21:26,822 --> 00:21:29,883
but we all have to quarantine
together for two weeks.

459
00:21:29,908 --> 00:21:31,485
This is bullshit!

460
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,828
You don't want to infect
your families, do you?

461
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:36,042
You were all exposed to a student here

462
00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:38,727
who was taken to the
hospital due to COVID.

463
00:21:38,752 --> 00:21:39,979
Yes?

464
00:21:40,003 --> 00:21:41,715
Uh, we were there,
and Token was actually

465
00:21:41,739 --> 00:21:44,236
taken to the hospital
because you guys shot him.

466
00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:47,653
Yes, due to COVID.

467
00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,856
If it weren't for COVID,
all the previous teachers

468
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,324
would have still been here,

469
00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:52,589
we wouldn't have been in the class,

470
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,127
and nobody would have gotten shot.

471
00:21:54,152 --> 00:21:57,261
Therefore the young man is
in the hospital due to COVID.

472
00:21:57,286 --> 00:21:59,164
It was COVID-related.

473
00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,221
That doesn't make any sense!

474
00:22:01,246 --> 00:22:04,335
And scientists are asking
all South Park County residents

475
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,671
to keep an eye out for the creature.

476
00:22:06,695 --> 00:22:08,273
Once again, the pangolin

477
00:22:08,297 --> 00:22:10,252
escaped from the facility yesterday,

478
00:22:10,277 --> 00:22:12,790
and many people are fearing the worst.

479
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:14,292
Scientists say that even though

480
00:22:14,317 --> 00:22:16,228
they have samples from the pangolin,

481
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:19,265
they now don't have what
they need for a vaccine.

482
00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:22,955
Yes, you see, what
we needed was the foreign DNA

483
00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:25,290
that was up inside the pangolin.

484
00:22:25,314 --> 00:22:29,628
It's whatever that DNA
was that was our key to a cure.

485
00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:33,898
Hello?! Anyone home?!

486
00:22:38,527 --> 00:22:41,206
Got a delivery here. Needs a signature.

487
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,739
Oh, okay.

488
00:22:42,764 --> 00:22:44,751
Oh, h-hey. If you're gonna
come any closer,

489
00:22:44,776 --> 00:22:47,693
would you mind wearing a,
you know, chin diaper?

490
00:22:47,718 --> 00:22:49,466
Oh. Sorry.

491
00:22:51,676 --> 00:22:53,497
Here you go. Just sign right there.

492
00:22:54,496 --> 00:22:56,279
Have a nice day.

493
00:22:56,697 --> 00:23:00,477
Oh, and, hey.
I'm really loving the Pandemic Special.

494
00:23:00,563 --> 00:23:02,461
Yeah, thanks.

495
00:23:09,252 --> 00:23:11,492
_

496
00:23:15,613 --> 00:23:17,727
Why did you send that to me?

497
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:20,695
Ha ha! Because you're a dead man, Marsh!

498
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,165
It's your DNA that they
need for a vaccine! Ha ha!

499
00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:26,250
Yeah, I know,
but I can't just turn myself in!

500
00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:28,617
This isn't personal,
Marsh. It's business.

501
00:23:28,642 --> 00:23:31,955
I'm having you killed,
then secretly we'll send your DNA

502
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,141
to the scientists for
the vaccine. Ha ha.

503
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,403
This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse!

504
00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:37,758
You made the deal with the devil

505
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,706
when you sold your
"Mulan" shit to China!

506
00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:43,844
And then you took me out and
sold me on how great China was

507
00:23:43,868 --> 00:23:45,664
and how we should all suck their dick!

508
00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:49,867
You made me lose my tegridy and
anything special that I had...

509
00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:53,286
Special. Wait a minute.

510
00:23:53,311 --> 00:23:54,461
That's it.

511
00:23:54,486 --> 00:23:55,864
What's it? Ha ha.

512
00:23:55,889 --> 00:23:58,531
The special. The Pandemic Special!

513
00:23:58,556 --> 00:24:01,102
That's how we can
get my DNA into people!

514
00:24:01,127 --> 00:24:03,328
We can vaccinate them
without them even knowing!

515
00:24:03,353 --> 00:24:04,766
What are you talking about?

516
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,999
Just give me a couple more
days before you have me killed.

517
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:09,852
I-I think I know a way out of this.

518
00:24:38,242 --> 00:24:39,359
Randy?

519
00:24:39,384 --> 00:24:41,766
Shh! Hey, Jimbo.

520
00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:43,273
W-What are you...?

521
00:24:43,298 --> 00:24:46,883
It's okay, Jimbo.
I think I might have a cure for COVID.

522
00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:54,548
You're just gonna haveto trust me, okay?

523
00:25:01,187 --> 00:25:02,431
Unh.

524
00:25:03,408 --> 00:25:05,007
Ohhhhhhh.

525
00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:13,397
- Uh... Uh...
- Shh!

526
00:25:13,421 --> 00:25:15,767
- This is gonna be great.
- No, uh...

527
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:17,936
It's okay. It's okay. Just breathe.

528
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,237
Br-e-e-e-eathe.

529
00:25:19,901 --> 00:25:21,006
It's okay.

530
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,907
It's okay. Breathe.

531
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:27,415
_

532
00:25:36,545 --> 00:25:38,156
We miss ya, honey!

533
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,480
We can't wait for quarantine to be over!

534
00:25:49,356 --> 00:25:51,334
Group 4! Your meal is over!

535
00:25:51,358 --> 00:25:52,985
Back to your class!

536
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,845
Alright. Group 5, it's now mealtime!

537
00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:01,727
Come in but keep your social distance!

538
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:06,801
Yeah, that's good social distancing.
Real good.

539
00:26:08,174 --> 00:26:12,121
March 16th! It was March 16th!

540
00:26:12,146 --> 00:26:14,110
That's how long it's been!

541
00:26:14,135 --> 00:26:15,858
It was supposed to be a party!

542
00:26:15,883 --> 00:26:17,884
A big, happy gathering at Build-A-Bear

543
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,001
to celebrate me being a
big boy at the dentist!

544
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,092
Then they shut it all down.

545
00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:25,467
They said I'd have to wait until April.

546
00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:27,977
And then it was May.
And then they said wait until summer!

547
00:26:28,002 --> 00:26:30,147
It's fucking October now!

548
00:26:30,191 --> 00:26:32,069
Why doesn't anyone tell me the truth?!

549
00:26:32,094 --> 00:26:34,009
That I'm never going to Build-A-Bear!

550
00:26:34,034 --> 00:26:36,165
That I'm never going ever again!

551
00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:37,877
Butters, Butters, you gotta calm down.

552
00:26:37,901 --> 00:26:39,546
I'm never going to Build-A-Bear, am I?!

553
00:26:39,571 --> 00:26:42,216
Oh, hey, Teachers.
Sorry. W-Wait. I'm sorry.

554
00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:44,946
I don't need to go to
Build-A-Bear! Fellas?

555
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,351
Randy. Where are the car keys?

556
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,211
Randy!

557
00:26:59,236 --> 00:27:00,545
Huh? Uh... What? What?

558
00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:02,514
Where are the car keys?

559
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,829
They're probably in
my pants pocket. Why?

560
00:27:04,854 --> 00:27:06,977
I have to get over to the hospital.

561
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,626
The hospital? For what?

562
00:27:08,651 --> 00:27:12,360
It's Jimbo. Doctor said he's better,
so I can take him home.

563
00:27:13,468 --> 00:27:15,821
- Jimbo's better?
- They said he doesn't have

564
00:27:15,846 --> 00:27:18,157
any symptoms,
and his tests are showing negative.

565
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,196
Holy shit.

566
00:27:26,302 --> 00:27:29,480
It works. It can help!

567
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,144
Unh.

568
00:27:49,931 --> 00:27:51,409
Oh, boy.

569
00:27:58,082 --> 00:27:59,761
Kyle, I need to talk to you.

570
00:27:59,786 --> 00:28:01,830
Hey, dude. I'm really worried...

571
00:28:01,855 --> 00:28:04,387
about Butters. I think he's sick.

572
00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:06,558
You think he got the virus?

573
00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,910
No! It's all the other stuff.

574
00:28:07,935 --> 00:28:10,113
The isolation and the uncertainty.

575
00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:12,058
I'm just really worried
what all the stuff

576
00:28:12,082 --> 00:28:14,504
around COVID is doing to some kids.

577
00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:16,390
You know, not every kid is like us.

578
00:28:16,415 --> 00:28:18,942
There's some kids who really
can't take it anymore.

579
00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:21,081
I know. This bullshit sucks.

580
00:28:21,106 --> 00:28:22,642
But Butters'll be okay.

581
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,212
And what if he's not?

582
00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:26,540
What if Butters is actually
starting to lose his mind?

583
00:28:26,565 --> 00:28:29,178
What if he feels his
body shutting down right now?

584
00:28:29,437 --> 00:28:30,978
You really think it's that bad?

585
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,880
It's time for us to ask for help,

586
00:28:32,905 --> 00:28:34,284
from someone who has more authority

587
00:28:34,308 --> 00:28:36,320
at this school than these cops.

588
00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:44,115
Mr. President! The CDC is on the line.

589
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,751
They need to speak with you urgently!

590
00:28:45,776 --> 00:28:48,318
Tell them to suck my asshole.

591
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,953
Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line two,

592
00:28:50,978 --> 00:28:52,920
and FDA chief is on line three.

593
00:28:52,945 --> 00:28:55,589
Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass

594
00:28:55,614 --> 00:28:58,824
and let the FDA chief know
he can eat shit off my balls.

595
00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:01,840
Sir! Sir, you have
an urgent call on line four

596
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,066
from a Mr. Slave.

597
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,019
Mr. Slave?

598
00:29:07,526 --> 00:29:09,270
Okay, go! Go, go, go!

599
00:29:11,198 --> 00:29:15,411
Yes? This is the President
of the entire United States.

600
00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:17,792
Uh, hi. It's Stan Marsh.

601
00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:20,113
Stan Marsh? Where's Mr. Slave?

602
00:29:20,138 --> 00:29:22,016
I'm sorry. We had to get your attention.

603
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,536
Listen, we're being kept at the school,

604
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,402
and one of the students
here is really sick.

605
00:29:25,427 --> 00:29:27,805
Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again.

606
00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,129
Just deal with it. I am busy.

607
00:29:30,154 --> 00:29:31,431
No, no, Mr. President, please!

608
00:29:31,456 --> 00:29:32,778
You gotta come back to South Park.

609
00:29:32,802 --> 00:29:34,413
Our teachers are shooting people!

610
00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:36,050
Everyone's arguing, and...
and there's a facility

611
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:37,685
outside of town that found the pangolin

612
00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:38,987
and are working on a vaccine.

613
00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:41,024
You might be able to stop the pandemic!

614
00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:43,761
Why would I do that?

615
00:29:44,297 --> 00:29:45,640
Huh?

616
00:29:45,664 --> 00:29:47,449
Stan, this is gonna be very difficult

617
00:29:47,474 --> 00:29:48,800
for a child to understand,

618
00:29:48,825 --> 00:29:51,566
but I made a promise to
the American people...

619
00:29:51,591 --> 00:29:54,144
To get rid of all the Mexicans.

620
00:29:55,457 --> 00:29:58,168
But the pandemic isn't
just killing Mexicans.

621
00:29:58,193 --> 00:30:00,058
It's killing a lot of them.

622
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:02,082
I've gone over the statistics, Stan.

623
00:30:02,107 --> 00:30:04,786
All I have to do now is
sort of guide the avalanche

624
00:30:04,811 --> 00:30:07,194
in right direction,
and I'm fulfilling my promises

625
00:30:07,219 --> 00:30:08,590
to the American People.

626
00:30:08,615 --> 00:30:11,482
I was doing a crap job until
this pandemic happened.

627
00:30:13,014 --> 00:30:15,550
You're just going to sit
there and not do anything?

628
00:30:15,575 --> 00:30:18,316
I am going to
actively not do anything.

629
00:30:18,341 --> 00:30:21,320
And you can eat
shit off my balls and die.

630
00:30:22,101 --> 00:30:24,176
God dammit!

631
00:30:31,154 --> 00:30:32,664
Okay, there you go.

632
00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:34,496
That's all I can sell you right now.

633
00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:36,269
Just make sure you smoke it, okay?

634
00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:38,324
Enjoy the special.

635
00:30:38,901 --> 00:30:40,613
H-Hang on, guys!

636
00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:43,938
I gotta prep some more.
Just give me like four minutes.

637
00:30:49,241 --> 00:30:50,351
Randy?!

638
00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:51,541
- Oh!
- Randy!

639
00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:52,865
Just... what?!

640
00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:54,701
Randy, you've gotta get in here!

641
00:30:54,726 --> 00:30:56,837
I'm doing something important, Sharon!

642
00:30:56,862 --> 00:30:58,710
People need this right now!

643
00:30:58,735 --> 00:31:00,871
Come upstairs.
Something's wrong with Jimbo!

644
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:04,651
He's just been sleeping for days.

645
00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:06,386
They said he was getting better.

646
00:31:06,652 --> 00:31:08,574
Last night, his fever came back.

647
00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:11,644
And then a few hours ago,
this thing appeared on his face.

648
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,527
What thing?

649
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:21,155
Jimbo's never been
able to grow a mustache.

650
00:31:21,592 --> 00:31:23,980
Huh. That's weird.

651
00:31:24,005 --> 00:31:25,737
Should I call the doctor?

652
00:31:25,762 --> 00:31:27,774
No! No, no, no! Don't call the doctor!

653
00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:30,496
- They're busy.
- These are unprecedented times.

654
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:32,949
W-We have no idea what caused this.

655
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,311
Special...

656
00:31:35,336 --> 00:31:36,605
What, Jimbo?

657
00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,042
Pandemic... uh... Special...

658
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,279
Why's he talking about your special?

659
00:31:42,304 --> 00:31:44,207
Everyone's talking about
the special, Sharon.

660
00:31:44,232 --> 00:31:46,168
It's a big deal.
He obviously needs it right now.

661
00:31:46,193 --> 00:31:48,227
I'm gonna get the thermometer.

662
00:31:49,486 --> 00:31:50,864
Just fucking shut up!

663
00:31:50,888 --> 00:31:52,465
You have no idea if it's
because of the special!

664
00:31:52,489 --> 00:31:53,668
You could just be sick again

665
00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:55,433
'cause you're a fat fucking alcoholic,

666
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:57,603
and I am not going to jail for you!

667
00:32:02,598 --> 00:32:05,574
And you say you've never
had a mustache before?

668
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:06,871
No! Never!

669
00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:08,641
It just came outta nowhere!

670
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:10,465
How can this happen, doctor?

671
00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:13,425
Have you put anything
toxic in your body lately?

672
00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:14,925
Any drugs or alcohol?

673
00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:17,195
No! I mean...

674
00:32:17,329 --> 00:32:20,141
I've enjoyed a little of
the Pandemic Special...

675
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,355
Oh, no, no no.
That... That's totally fine.

676
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:25,050
Doctor! You better come
to the emergency room!

677
00:32:27,522 --> 00:32:29,133
Holy shit.

678
00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:40,754
Another strain of COVID,

679
00:32:40,779 --> 00:32:43,160
or simply more COVID-related symptoms?

680
00:32:43,185 --> 00:32:45,864
A reported one in 10
people in Park County

681
00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:49,488
are experiencing mustaches
and nobody seems to know why.

682
00:32:49,513 --> 00:32:52,558
The mayor has called for help
from infectious disease experts,

683
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,327
and Dr. Anthony Fauci arrived

684
00:32:54,352 --> 00:32:56,824
at South Park Hospital
today to give his advice.

685
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,308
We aren't sure why some
people are getting a mustache

686
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:02,044
and some aren't,
but we have to do all we can

687
00:33:02,069 --> 00:33:04,113
to avoid it becoming fashionable.

688
00:33:04,491 --> 00:33:06,988
Will our chin diapers keep us safe?

689
00:33:07,203 --> 00:33:11,043
Yes, but we must wear them
where the mustache would be.

690
00:33:11,068 --> 00:33:14,457
We need to wear them
over our mouth and nose.

691
00:33:15,806 --> 00:33:17,317
Are you out of your mind?

692
00:33:17,342 --> 00:33:20,155
You expect people to wear
a diaper over their nose?

693
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:23,082
That's disgusting. Fuck you, Fauci!

694
00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:26,229
Citizens are asked to stay indoors

695
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,766
and just try and relax

696
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:30,308
and maybe enjoy some of
the Pandemic Special.

697
00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,500
No! Shit!

698
00:33:52,141 --> 00:33:53,746
Nice...

699
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:08,596
Butters...? Butters?

700
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,165
- Wha?
- Don't worry.

701
00:34:10,189 --> 00:34:11,732
I'm going to save you!

702
00:34:11,756 --> 00:34:13,723
Okay. Save me from what?

703
00:34:16,161 --> 00:34:17,505
Guys! Guys!

704
00:34:20,564 --> 00:34:23,510
You guys, we have
to get Butters out of here.

705
00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:25,745
Who else can we call, Stan?

706
00:34:25,769 --> 00:34:27,915
No. We have to get
him out of here... now.

707
00:34:27,939 --> 00:34:30,184
We need to take him to Build-A-Bear.

708
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:31,618
Are you nuts?

709
00:34:31,642 --> 00:34:33,921
He has to go out and
do something normal!

710
00:34:33,945 --> 00:34:36,123
Stan, Build-A-Bear is
currently by appointment only.

711
00:34:36,147 --> 00:34:38,591
And a only maximum party of
four can visit at one time.

712
00:34:38,615 --> 00:34:41,360
We can't sit around and wait for
people to figure things out, okay?!

713
00:34:41,385 --> 00:34:42,796
It's not gonna happen.

714
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:44,264
They just keep taking
everything from him

715
00:34:44,288 --> 00:34:45,959
and saying it's for his own good.

716
00:34:45,991 --> 00:34:48,709
But who's to say he can't go out
and have a little goddamn fun?!

717
00:34:48,734 --> 00:34:50,078
If we want things to go back to normal,

718
00:34:50,102 --> 00:34:51,688
then we just gotta go do it!

719
00:34:51,713 --> 00:34:53,424
Stan's right. If we want things

720
00:34:53,449 --> 00:34:55,303
to go back to normal,
we have to do it ourselves.

721
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,046
They're just gonna keep
making more restrictions

722
00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,815
and more rules, and who's gonna fight

723
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,317
to go back to the way things were?

724
00:35:00,342 --> 00:35:02,037
I sure as hell will!

725
00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:04,073
We can make things
normal for Butters again

726
00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:05,676
and make school the way it was.

727
00:35:05,701 --> 00:35:08,246
The way it was! Online,
in our own rooms!

728
00:35:08,271 --> 00:35:09,381
Wait. What?

729
00:35:09,406 --> 00:35:11,482
No, in a class, with real teachers!

730
00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:13,490
Wait. What?
What normal are you talking about?

731
00:35:13,515 --> 00:35:15,693
I'm talking about normal,
like back in March.

732
00:35:15,718 --> 00:35:17,162
What normal are you talking about?

733
00:35:17,187 --> 00:35:18,699
I'm talking about normal
like three days ago

734
00:35:18,723 --> 00:35:19,867
when everything was awesome.

735
00:35:19,892 --> 00:35:21,402
Look, it doesn't matter.

736
00:35:21,427 --> 00:35:24,021
We just gotta break the fuck outta here.

737
00:35:34,016 --> 00:35:36,027
Timmy!

738
00:35:43,471 --> 00:35:46,424
The new outbreak in South
Park is spreading rapidly,

739
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,041
and as highways into town close

740
00:35:48,066 --> 00:35:50,033
and governments
consider a full lockdown,

741
00:35:50,058 --> 00:35:52,648
one question is on everyone's mind...

742
00:35:52,673 --> 00:35:54,999
Where is the damn pangolin?

743
00:35:55,024 --> 00:35:57,269
Some speculate the
pangolin took its own life

744
00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:59,871
while others think that... Sorry.

745
00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:01,806
Sorry, we're getting some breaking news!

746
00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,141
Oh, God.

747
00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:04,943
Students at South Park Elementary School

748
00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:07,463
have broken quarantine and
are now out on the loose!

749
00:36:07,488 --> 00:36:10,345
The fugitives broke
out sometime last night.

750
00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,848
Teachers are reporting
there's no cause for alarm

751
00:36:12,873 --> 00:36:15,585
except that these children
have all been exposed to COVID

752
00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:18,889
and could be running around
spreading mustaches right now!

753
00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:24,194
Super spreaders!

754
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,163
One can of shaving cream per family!

755
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,701
Butters?!

756
00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:34,404
Butters, you get back to quarantine

757
00:36:34,429 --> 00:36:36,405
or you are gonna be grounded!

758
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:37,974
Hey, Stotch!

759
00:36:37,998 --> 00:36:39,843
You heard what the scientist said!

760
00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,244
Get your diaper up
over your mustache area!

761
00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:45,382
I'm not wearing a damn
diaper over my nose!

762
00:36:45,407 --> 00:36:46,807
Don't you care about people?!

763
00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:49,799
Yeah, we care way more about
what's right than you do, bitch!

764
00:36:56,827 --> 00:37:00,252
For Christ's sake...
The entire town is in chaos!

765
00:37:00,277 --> 00:37:03,814
How the hell did you let
those kids out of quarantine?!

766
00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:06,034
Don't blame this on us teachers!

767
00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,537
You opened the school and gave
us barely enough resources

768
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:09,705
to do our job!

769
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:12,450
Everyone is terrified
of catching something

770
00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:14,053
from these super spreaders!

771
00:37:14,078 --> 00:37:16,090
Well, I don't know what
you're gonna do, Mayor.

772
00:37:16,115 --> 00:37:17,947
You took all our funding away.

773
00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:20,840
You said our equipment was too extreme.

774
00:37:20,865 --> 00:37:24,083
Now, if we had some
of that stuff back...

775
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:26,552
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Tsst-tst-tst!

776
00:37:26,805 --> 00:37:29,483
We certainly don't want you teachers

777
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:32,487
to be without every resource available.

778
00:37:32,512 --> 00:37:34,724
I'll write an executive order to get you

779
00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:36,527
everything you need.

780
00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:43,538
Boys... we are back in business!

781
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:45,507
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

782
00:37:58,962 --> 00:38:01,807
Possible COVID exposure at four o'clock!

783
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,145
You there!

784
00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:08,856
You are violating a
mandated safer-inside order!

785
00:38:08,881 --> 00:38:11,927
Put down the snowball and
get back to quarantine!

786
00:38:14,043 --> 00:38:15,670
We've got a runner!

787
00:38:27,283 --> 00:38:28,794
Okay, all clear.

788
00:38:28,819 --> 00:38:30,497
Come on. Go, go, go!

789
00:38:30,522 --> 00:38:32,668
All right, you ready
to have some fun, Butters?

790
00:38:32,693 --> 00:38:34,804
- I sure am, fellas!
- Okay!

791
00:38:34,829 --> 00:38:36,793
Shit, shit, get back!
Back, back, back, back!

792
00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:43,520
Okay, all good. Come on.

793
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,013
Dude, we made it!

794
00:38:49,504 --> 00:38:51,716
Butters, Butters... look!

795
00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:54,309
Whoa!

796
00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:55,875
Is it really for reals?

797
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,989
Yeah, it's real. Come on!

798
00:38:57,014 --> 00:38:58,714
We got an appointment!

799
00:39:00,378 --> 00:39:02,528
Oh. Hey, excuse me.
We have an appointment.

800
00:39:02,553 --> 00:39:04,650
Oh, no, sorry. We're closed.

801
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,119
But I called.

802
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:07,701
You said you were open
today for appointments!

803
00:39:07,725 --> 00:39:09,102
Yeah, we had to shut down again!

804
00:39:09,127 --> 00:39:11,339
Somebody came into the
store with a mustache.

805
00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:13,126
A mustache?

806
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:15,395
Please, my friend has to build a bear.

807
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,263
I'm sorry! These
are unprecedented times!

808
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,458
Oh, just give us one minute!

809
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,893
Oh, good job, Stan!

810
00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:22,568
Thanks for getting my hopes up,
you asshole!

811
00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:24,906
Come on, dude, we better get
outta here before we're spotted.

812
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,740
- We can't go.
- What do you mean?

813
00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:29,271
We don't have a choice.
We're gonna have to break in.

814
00:39:29,296 --> 00:39:30,573
And then do what?

815
00:39:30,598 --> 00:39:32,076
And then build him a bear!

816
00:39:32,101 --> 00:39:33,745
Without any employees?

817
00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:36,277
What, do you expect us to just...
build our own bear?

818
00:39:36,302 --> 00:39:37,831
If we have to, yes.

819
00:39:37,856 --> 00:39:39,986
Dude, you need people to help you
do the stuffing and the closing.

820
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,654
You don't... You don't
actually build your own bear...

821
00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:44,614
I don't care!
I'm not following the rules anymore.

822
00:39:50,886 --> 00:39:52,564
What the hell are you doing?

823
00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:54,366
I just gotta take all
the Pandemic Special

824
00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:55,872
over to Thompson Lake and dump it.

825
00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:57,274
Dump it?!

826
00:39:57,299 --> 00:39:59,911
Why are you worrying
about this right now?!

827
00:39:59,936 --> 00:40:02,281
Because the Pandemic
Special needs to end.

828
00:40:02,306 --> 00:40:03,750
A special has to end, Sharon,

829
00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:05,833
or else it's not really
a "special," is it?

830
00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:09,681
God dammit, Randy,
our son is out in this chaos!

831
00:40:09,705 --> 00:40:11,683
This is not the time for
you to be dealing with

832
00:40:11,707 --> 00:40:13,519
your fucking marijuana!

833
00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:15,630
Somebody's gotta find him!

834
00:40:16,111 --> 00:40:18,890
No, no! Okay! Okay, okay,
hold on, I'm coming!

835
00:40:18,914 --> 00:40:21,193
Maybe we can just stop the
special by the lake on the way.

836
00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:22,919
Fuck you!

837
00:40:34,796 --> 00:40:37,278
Here we are, Butters!
Look... you made it!

838
00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:39,007
Oh, boy! Is this a dream?

839
00:40:39,032 --> 00:40:40,591
No, it's not a dream!

840
00:40:40,616 --> 00:40:43,044
We are really here,
and we are gonna build you a bear!

841
00:40:43,069 --> 00:40:44,680
Which one you want? You want the panda?

842
00:40:44,705 --> 00:40:46,182
You want the Bronco koala?

843
00:40:46,207 --> 00:40:47,885
The Cabellero Grizzly.

844
00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:49,554
Cabellero Grizzly.

845
00:40:49,579 --> 00:40:52,992
Okay, we just find the shell,
and the, uh... the outfit...

846
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:55,529
Stan, you really need employee
assistance with this.

847
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,005
It's gonna fucking work!
Just fucking shut up!

848
00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:00,036
Okay. Okay, Butters look!

849
00:41:00,061 --> 00:41:01,572
We're gonna put the stuffing in!

850
00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:03,432
Wow!

851
00:41:03,457 --> 00:41:04,835
Okay, uh, um...

852
00:41:09,096 --> 00:41:11,161
Aaaah! God!

853
00:41:11,497 --> 00:41:13,375
It's okay! We can start over!
We can start over!

854
00:41:13,399 --> 00:41:15,684
There's a do-over machine
right over there! Look!

855
00:41:23,183 --> 00:41:24,661
Stanley!

856
00:41:24,686 --> 00:41:26,788
St-a-a-a-a-an!

857
00:41:26,813 --> 00:41:28,658
What if he's dead, Randy?!

858
00:41:28,682 --> 00:41:30,292
He's not dead, Sharon.

859
00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:32,594
Then why hasn't he even called?!

860
00:41:34,653 --> 00:41:37,299
Hey, can we have some
of that Pandemic Special?

861
00:41:37,323 --> 00:41:38,533
No!

862
00:41:38,557 --> 00:41:40,836
Nobody needs the special right now!

863
00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:42,786
It's not helping!

864
00:41:43,742 --> 00:41:45,486
Oh, my God.

865
00:41:45,511 --> 00:41:47,277
- Oh, God, no.
- What?!

866
00:41:49,584 --> 00:41:52,239
They got Applebee's, too.

867
00:41:53,139 --> 00:41:55,751
Drive me back to the farm, Sharon.

868
00:41:55,775 --> 00:41:57,853
I need to get something.

869
00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:05,883
God dammit!

870
00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:14,269
Dude, just let it go.

871
00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:16,638
No, Kyle, we can't let Butters down!

872
00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:18,973
Stan, are you sure
this is about Butters?

873
00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:21,443
'Cause you seem really
desperate to build a bear.

874
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,645
Attention protesting looters!

875
00:42:26,694 --> 00:42:29,239
Protesting slash looting is a violation

876
00:42:29,264 --> 00:42:30,974
of the mayor's health order.

877
00:42:30,999 --> 00:42:32,678
You have five minutes to come out

878
00:42:32,703 --> 00:42:35,269
or we will have to take action.

879
00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:38,200
We gotta surrender, fellas!

880
00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:39,871
I'm honestly not having
that much fun anyways.

881
00:42:39,895 --> 00:42:41,706
No! I'm not giving up!

882
00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:43,709
All right, that was about five minutes.

883
00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,879
Okay, boys, light 'em up!

884
00:42:55,419 --> 00:42:56,643
Wait!

885
00:42:56,668 --> 00:42:58,878
Everyone just stop!

886
00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:03,384
Who the hell is that?

887
00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:07,597
I have something that
might change all of this.

888
00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:14,027
- It's the pangolin!
- Look!

889
00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:15,563
- He found it!
- The pangolin!

890
00:43:15,587 --> 00:43:17,197
He's found it!

891
00:43:17,221 --> 00:43:20,167
This is what you've all
been looking for, right?

892
00:43:20,191 --> 00:43:21,702
Well, here!

893
00:43:21,726 --> 00:43:24,581
Go ahead and do all the
tests you want on it.

894
00:43:24,931 --> 00:43:26,875
You'll find out...

895
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,012
everything you need to know.

896
00:43:32,403 --> 00:43:34,548
Oh, no! You're not ending this pandemic!

897
00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:36,405
- Hey!
- Cartman, no!

898
00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:40,691
Don't do it, Cartman!
That thing is our only chance.

899
00:43:40,716 --> 00:43:43,556
Your only chance!
For your normal, not mine!

900
00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:45,859
I am not going back to school!

901
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,206
You guys were right, okay?

902
00:43:48,818 --> 00:43:50,629
This hasn't been about Butters.

903
00:43:50,654 --> 00:43:52,566
I've been acting like
this because I can't take

904
00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:53,902
these shutdowns anymore,

905
00:43:53,927 --> 00:43:55,671
and I'm scared what it's doing to me.

906
00:43:55,696 --> 00:43:57,140
I'm looking for who to blame.

907
00:43:57,165 --> 00:43:58,676
Saying I'm trying to help people

908
00:43:58,701 --> 00:44:00,913
to make myself feel better,
because the truth is...

909
00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:03,083
I just want to have fun again.

910
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,887
I wanted to see that I
could go out in the world

911
00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:08,757
and do things that I used to do,
but I can't.

912
00:44:08,782 --> 00:44:10,793
I'm not any better,
and I don't care any more

913
00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:12,263
than anyone else.

914
00:44:12,288 --> 00:44:16,011
And I did all this because
I just want my life back.

915
00:44:16,597 --> 00:44:19,209
I just want my life back...

916
00:44:40,036 --> 00:44:42,185
I don't believe it.

917
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,592
So... So what happens now?

918
00:44:44,847 --> 00:44:46,691
Now we have hope.

919
00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:50,063
We've learned that we might
never get back to our old lives,

920
00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:53,367
but by working together,
we just might find a new way to...

921
00:44:53,392 --> 00:44:56,303
Aargh! Ohh!

922
00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:06,471
Don't forget to get out and vote,
everybody!

923
00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:08,232
Big election coming up.

924
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,287
And since the students broke quarantine,

925
00:45:22,311 --> 00:45:24,735
all South Park residents are now exposed

926
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,852
and under complete lockdown
for the unforeseeable future.

927
00:45:35,170 --> 00:45:38,655
How do I even begin to apologize?

928
00:45:38,827 --> 00:45:40,842
You guys we were right.

929
00:45:41,363 --> 00:45:45,241
I think all the marijuana
really did go to my head.

930
00:45:45,601 --> 00:45:51,202
You said it... a drug is a drug,
and I'm not who I used to be.

931
00:45:51,559 --> 00:45:54,295
It's time for me to
own up to everything.

932
00:45:54,696 --> 00:45:58,155
It's time everyone knew
what started this pandemic.

933
00:46:02,916 --> 00:46:06,205
Hey, Sharon, I need to talk to you.

934
00:46:06,602 --> 00:46:09,347
I'm not as strong as you are, Sharon.

935
00:46:09,676 --> 00:46:13,278
I can't deal with hard
times the way that you can.

936
00:46:15,929 --> 00:46:19,398
If you're ready to talk,
I'm ready to listen, Randy.

937
00:46:21,723 --> 00:46:23,549
What?

938
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:28,050
You want nothing to do
with the Pandemic Special.

939
00:46:28,075 --> 00:46:30,908
No. I don't smoke marijuana, Randy.

940
00:46:31,779 --> 00:46:33,518
Uh-huh.

941
00:46:33,543 --> 00:46:35,554
What did you want to talk to me about?

942
00:46:35,948 --> 00:46:40,447
I just... think maybe I'm
gonna do a few more specials.

943
00:46:40,472 --> 00:46:43,018
You got some shit on your face.

944
00:46:46,735 --> 00:46:49,871
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