Come on,
it's nice to be home, isn't it?
Kim. Do you mind if we have a quick chat before we go in?
Oh, Mum.
You left a dead deer on the porch.
I left in a hurry, didn't I?
Come on, Jay. Give us a hand.
- Over here. - Nick!
Stop moaning and get on with it.
It fucking stinks.
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So this is the penguin, eh?
Hey, little guy. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
You seem nice
and genuinely sorry about something.
I am sorry, penguin.
Very much so.
Guy's filthy.
When was the last time you cleaned him?
Actually, that's my dead father's blood.
I never felt like washing it.
So thanks for that.
Okay,
so I'm just gonna...
Right.
Let's get this fire lit and the shutters down.
Great idea.
It may not look like much, guys,
but we're safe here.
There's not a soul for miles.
No one will find us.
We are completely alone.
What's happening?
Beth!
Whoa! What are you doing?
Put your guns down.
Hi.
Welcome Beth.
So nice to finally meet you.
Shit!
Are you alright?
Kim.
What's that?
So...
we should have enough firepower.
The problem
is going to be getting down to the cabin
without them seeing us.
My mom always said that a problem
is just a solution that hasn't been found yet.
Well your mother is a fucking idiot, isn't she?
Wow!
Well, if the solution hasn't been found
then it's fucking problem, isn't it?
- Sir! - Well, that is the point.
There is no problem it's just a solution
that hasn't been found yet.
Which is a problem.
In fact, it's exact fucking definition
- of a problem. Jesus. - Sir!
We're just going to have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
You feel alright, Thompson?
What?
Because you're getting awfully big for your boots. You know that don't you?
Sorry, are we boring you?
This is the path to the house, sir.
We need to follow tactical protocol
from this point on.
Uh, go on then.
Where does Terry find these girls?
I basically feel that we are better off on our own.
Here you go.
But,
why are we having sandwiches?
We need to leave right now.
If you leave now, you'll only get yourself in more danger.
Kim's right.
And the traps will slow them down,
but they'll be here pretty soon.
Our best bet is fighting them on our home turf.
Definitely. I agree with Kim.
Jesus!
Who are you, people?
I'm really sorry that you're in the situation.
But right now I'm going to need you to go and hide out the back
while I set some bear traps and
clean out the cannon.
I'll come and help.
- Nicky, you stay here. - Sure.
Mom! Hold the fort until I'm back.
Kim!
Go back, Nicky.
- We need to talk. - No, seriously,
you need to go back right now.
- I just wanna apologise for... - No. I'm... fine.
Please, you just have to stop walking right...
now.
Why didn't you tell me?
I tried to sort it.
I even went to the police and look where that got me.
Well, you could have told me.
Okay. What about you?
I know about the baby, Beth.
Why didn't you just tell me?
That's why I came here.
To tell you.
I'm really sorry.
I was freaking out.
And then I thought, well,
if I'm freaking out, he's definitely gonna freak out.
Okay. Can I ask you to promise me something, Beth?
If you promise to still love me...
even if I don't fucking make anything of myself, then..
- Babe, of course I... - No... no...
If... if you can promise me that...
then I'll promise
to give everything I've got to you and
that...
our baby.
Every single fucking thing.
I swear to God.
You're not freaking out then?
I'm freaking in, babe.
Right, you two.
Take this,
you're going to need it.
- That killed the moment, didn't it? - Yeah.
Okay. So the thing is
I've made these landmines myself
and it looks like it's malfunctioned.
But I do want to disarm it just to be sure.
Two things while I'm getting wire cutters.
One,
don't lift your foot,
and two,
please don't tell my mom it malfunctioned.
Mum's are the worst, right?
Look, I'm sorry about the diary.
I really am.
Just...
don't let your mom use this as an excuse to keep you here.
Please.
Stay here.
Don't move.
I'm going to go and check what fuse I've used.
And if everything is fine.
I'll just shout the words.
Jammie Dodgers?
Exactly.
Then, you'll know it's safe to move.
See you in a minute.
You alright, pickle?
Those bomb fuses you got me for Christmas,
they weren't the pressure released kind by any chance, were they?
Yeah, but I built in a timer delay
for training purposes.
Oh, thank God.
How long?
Why? What's happened?
Nothing, everything's fine.
Mom, wait.
Oh, my gosh.
He's..
..such a loser.
Look at him.
I bet that's how he dances.
I mean, seriously, I know I messed up
but you're really going to choose him over me?
How is it possible to know so little
about the only person in the world you actually know?
I'm so sorry.
What?
We're gonna take our chances.
Go the back way.
I'm sorry.
It's like you said.
Nothing else matters now
apart from this kid.
And that's it.
Tina, I'm really sorry.
No, no.
Don't be sorry.
Kim, there's something I need to tell you.
You alright, mate?
Long time.
I like what you've done with the place.
Rustic setting.
Crazy killer traps.
It's nice.
Don't fucking move.
Are you okay? Has he hurt you?
Good to see the little one all grown up too.
What's he talking about?
Boyfriend's is a bit of a dick though, right?
Oh, we're not actually a couple,
so joke's on you.
I mean there was a kiss but it got ruined
because of this whole diary listing.
Anyway, basically this whole thing happen with this book...
- Do you want to shut the fuck up? - Sure.
What's wrong with the kid?
I know, right?
Wait, do you two know each other?
Me and your mom used to be partners.
Didn't we, Jo?
Jo?
Please don't.
Rising star of the force.
So good in fact
that she found out that I was on Jimmy's payroll.
Didn't you, you little monkey?
So I did what any good partner would do
and I cut her in
and business was good. Trust me.
It wasn't like that, Kim.
I did it for him. He was my partner.
He would have gone to prison for years otherwise.
You did it for the money.
- Just like the rest of us. - No.
He begged me, Kim.
But you took the money?
Just like the rest of us.
Kim, listen to me.
Things got out of control really really fast.
I tried to get out. But then Jimmy came after me.
Yeah, he came after you, but...
you're not who he found, are you?
He found dad?
We're gonna leave that night but I..
I was one day too late.
This whole thing is because of you?
Dad died because of you.
Okay.
Next time you move,
this gun goes off.
Good to know.
Fuck!
Sorry!
Jesus...
Fuck!
What are we gonna do?
I'm fine.
If you bleed out now, mom,
I won't get the chance to kill you myself.
Now hold it.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm coming out with the bag.
Stop shooting.
All right.
Here's the money. Yeah?
This is what you came here for,
so...
just...
just take it and go, innit?
Isn't it!
Hey, Nick.
Guess what?
Beth's pregnant.
Oh my God. That's so...
Beth. Congratulations.
Thanks, Nicky.
I thought you were glowing.
Well, come up here then and give me a hug then or what?
You know,
I would but I'm stood on a landmine, so...
What?
Idiot.
Fuck my life!
Go and get it then.
You go and get it.
You lied to me, mom.
My whole life is a lie.
Please, don't say that.
Why would you keep this from me?
Because I love you.
And I only love you.
There's nothing else.
There's no other people. No other places.
It's just you.
Did you ever think maybe that's the problem?
No, I didn't.
Thompson!
Cover me.
Mom.
Wait here.
Mom!
Jo...
What are you doing, Jo?
No one else needs to die today.
All right?
Jimmy's dead.
I'm out. I'm done.
So...
let's just...
put the guns down.
What about Terry?
I'll tell her that Kim stood on a landmine or something.
Listen.
Jo.
You let me take this money.
And you will never see us again.
I swear.
Cross my heart and hope to....
Now then...
I am afraid I'm going to need to take a body back to Terry.
So, who's it going to be?
Mom, don't!
Throw your gun down and come out, Kim.
Stay exactly where you are.
Tell you what, Kim.
I'll let you decide.
Your mum.
Or this drib!
You got three seconds or I just shoot them both.
Three...
two...
Fuck!
- one. - Wait!
I'm the one you want.
Kim!
I won't choose between them.
Because whichever one I choose
I'll still be trapped.
Kim, don't.
Do what you want.
Kill me.
Take the money.
Go off somewhere and
eat a huge pile...
of Jammie Dodgers.
Excuse me?
I've heard that they are really nice.
You're weird!
God!
Nicky, are you okay?
Oh, no.
Look!
Are you shot?
No, but that's really gonna sting in the bath.
Oh God...
Okay.
Look,
I'm just gonna..
just going to take the money
and go. Okay?
I know you're not going to shoot me in the back either.
I can see it in your eyes.
So I'm just going to leave and you're not going to stop me
because you're just too nice.
Wait, wait, wait!
Hang on just...
a few...
more...
seconds.
What for?
"Dear mom,"
"I'm sorry for leaving."
"Again."
"I know this is hard for you."
"I have to go."
"To get away from all the lies."
"And figure out who I really am."
"The world may be a scary place."
"It can also be beautiful."
"I'm not going to hide anymore."
"I am ready"
"and I can look after myself."
"I know you thought you were keeping me safe."
"And I hope one day you can make this right between us."
"I do love you, mom."
"I just don't know right now if I can forgive you."
"Bye, mom."
"Love, Kim."
I told you, you're shit with women.
Thanks.
No problem, bro.
You know you're going to be a shit dad.
It's true.
He's gonna leave the baby on a bus.
So you didn't tell her everything?
Another day, perhaps.
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