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Oh, yeah. I mean, this is a big area for me.
Sure, I've got claws and teeth
and yeah, a primal urge to kill,
I mean, all the basic cheetah stuff,
but that's not who I am.
I didn't ask to be a predator.
Can't I just be Glenn?
I mean, am I crazy here?
Carl, you son of a bitch.
You're right!
I gotta evolve.
Starting now, no more going primal.
Well, gotta cut it short.
I'm seeing Marny tonight.
You don't mind if I just...
"You're perfect just the way you... aardvark."
Aww. Thanks, Carl.
You keep me going.
Heyo.
Oh, that's cool. They have my size.
There we go.
Really great session today.
Put it on my tab, Carl.
Whoa!
Sweet rig, Darby!
Oh, you noticed.
Souped her up a little bit.
Love the paintjob. Super metal.
What? What the...
fucking humans.
Well, all she needs now is a sick-ass hood ornament.
And there's only one place to get it.
Someplace... bright?
The mall! Wanna come with?
Go shopping, go primal, murder some humans.
Come on, you in? What do you say?
Yeah, I'm not, like, um, really doing primal right now.
And I can't go because someone's got plans.
With Marny.
Tonight's the night, huh?
And she knows it's a date this time, right?
Like, the word "date" has been uttered?
Yeah, no, totally. I mean, of course.
Sort of.
Well, whatever it is, I'd lose the dead flowers.
What? The flowers are... totally dead!
What? I just picked these five minutes ago!
Oh, yeah. This water's toxic as hell.
Toxic?
We have to get to Marny ASAP!
Don't drink that! It's toxic!
Don't paint that! It's toxic!
Don't date him! He's toxic!
Marny. Marny!
Oh, no!
I'm too late!
Up here, Glenn.
Marny! You're alive.
Yeah, I was just swimming around my tank,
bored out of my skull,
when the most amazing thing happened.
The water turned to burning acid!
I had to get out before I died.
Now I get to be a land animal like you guys.
Think I'm getting this walking thing down.
Oh, fuck. No, I don't.
Okay, you're drying out pretty quickly,
so we need to get you back in the tank ASAP.
Don't you wanna be alive for our date slash low-key friend hang
slash whatever you wanna call it or what did you call it?
Oh, cool. Is that tonight?
Amazing. Who else is coming?
Yeah, I was just thinking maybe, like, me and you, no one else?
Maybe we go hiking.
Totally! Awesome.
Yeah, first I just wanna fix the whole water situation.
Darby, how do we fix the water situation?
Well, if all the water in the zoo's like this,
then we're gonna need a new water filter.
And there's only one place to get it.
Paul? Who's Paul?
What? No! Viv, the mall.
Pass.
_
If we don't fix the water, Marny is gonna die.
She's dying as we speak!
Land money. Fuck yeah!
- She sounds fine to me. - Come on, Debby.
Can't you at least just keep an eye on Marny?
I really wish I could, but I promised Billy
he and the boys could practice their nail technique on me.
Sorry.
Oh, what kind of friend are you, Debby?
I guess the kind of friend who supports Billy's professional dream
of opening a first-class spa.
I'll go. I never get to go.
Not now, Hudson.
Come on, Bamboo.
Do us a solid and we'll get you something from the mall.
Here's what you're gonna get me.
A Takaji X-12 home muscle,
orbital 360, non-gravital executive massage chair.
In black.
Uh, no.
Fine.
Get me some sunglasses.
Make sure they black.
- Okay, deal. - Did you hear me? I can fight.
- I can do it! - Enough, Hudson.
You know you're banned from the mall, and you know why.
Rest in peace, Lionel.
All right. Come on, Vivs.
We need your claws in case mall humans try to kill us.
Plus, you need H2O just like the rest of us.
Sorry, Darby, but I got all the H2O I need right here.
Plus H2X, Yellow Triple-6, something called crack-a-zine?
_
- Dear God. What in the... - Damn, girl.
I'll go! I need more dynamite.
To the Paul!
I'm thinking something that really makes the hood pop, you know?
Like antlers or maybe a Pegasus.
Can't this go any faster?
You need to relax, bud.
Here. Hit this.
You can if you want.
Man, how are you not freaking out right now?
We're going to the mall, baby,
where, by the way, you could get a sick-ass gift
for your low-key friend bang or whatever tonight.
- A gift. - You're perfect the way you aardvark.
Yeah. I'll get her the perfect gift.
That shit good, right?
You say something, Viv?
She's really tweaking.
Yeah, that's why I don't fuck with Zerp. It's hardcore shit.
Hey, where's the toad? Lick, lick, pass, buddy.
This is so boring!
You wanna do feet stuff, this is the best feet stuff.
There's, like, a million things I wanna do!
Hey, I've never killed a human. Maybe we could do that?
Start simple. A small, injured one.
Damn, girl!
Your skin is straight-up gross as hell.
Deb, no offense, but fuck this!
The ground is calling me.
- Screw it. - Look, more ground!
Fine! I'll go get her.
But this doesn't count against my hour,
so don't try me.
All right. Remember where we parked.
Next to the bottomless chasm, just past the mass grave.
And don't forget to be quiet and stealthy.
We don't wanna attract the attention of any humans. Got it?
Guys?
Need... Zerp...
What you need is to ask yourself some hard questions, Viv.
Well, let's go shopping.
My legs.
That's it, boys.
Cover her from head to fin.
Who am I kidding? I'm not built for feet.
Feet are overrated.
I'm telling you, Marny,
as someone who's seen and done everything,
and I mean everything,
there's nothing I'd rather do
than just chill in the pool all day.
You're living the dream in that tank.
I just wanna taste the land life now and then, you know?
I bet Glenn's having the best time ever at the mall.
Lionel.
Sleep fast, good friend.
Come on, baby, baby, baby, baby.
- Glenn! - Fuck! My God.
All right, which is a more sick-ass hood ornament?
This plasma globe or... you're not gonna believe this...
an actual sick ass?
Can we please just get the water filter to save Marny?
- What about the gift? - Forget the gift!
We came here for one reason and one reason only:
to save Marny!
There's that Primal Glenn I've been looking for!
I'm not going fucking primal!
I just wanna get outta here before we're murdered by...
Oh, my God, the perfect gift.
I've got your perfect gift right here.
Fucking humans.
Stay back, freaks!
We prefer "genetically refined."
Don't we, other, scarier head?
Just "freak" is fine with me.
Viv, quick. Claws.
Ah, man.
All, right, hu-morons.
You better scram, unless you wanna tangle
with the most vicious, savage, bloodthirsty predator around,
Primal Glenn!
Hey, fellas.
I'm actually sorta working through some stuff,
like maybe I'm not a predator.
Maybe I'm perfect the way I am... vark.
Who knows what I'm talking about? Let's see some hands.
Handsy gets it. Up top.
Come on, Glenn.
I'm a cheetah dolphin.
Oh, Glenn.
Let's...
- Acknowledge me! - Hudson?
- What the fuck are you doing here? - I said I'll fuck these mutants up!
Hudson, not now!
Oh, God!
They made Darby the hood ornament.
- Bad doggy. - Go primal!
You need to go primal, Gle...
Dear God, no.
_
Fuck yeah!
Side effects may include... Fuck it, who cares?
Oh, kitty. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sensing a lot of unresolved anger.
Fuck yeah!
Release me.
Ew, gross, dude.
Years of therapy down the drain.
Carl's gonna be so pissed.
Man, fuck Carl.
Primal Glenn kicks ass.
Embrace it. It's a gift, dude.
A fucking gift.
Darby, you son of a bitch.
A gift.
Oh, Glenn. It's perfect.
Yeah, I just figured this way, you could be a land animal whenever you want.
Yeah, what's more land animal than lying on my ass all day doing nothing?
And look.
I got a second one, you know,
for our low-key friend hangout or whatever.
- Fucking hell! - Oh, my God, I love this.
Billy boys!
I've got 20 minutes left on the clock.
Let's see some hustle.
Yeah, baby.
Can't have a low-key friend hang
without all our friends, you know?
Yeah, the more the merrier.
You, me, and the entire fucking zoo.
Thank God everything's back to normal
and everyone's safe and sound.
All right, boys.
Let's go enjoy this sick-ass day.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah!
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