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Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...

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That's not the sheriff, where's Nicole?

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- She was alone.
- You alone kept the homestead safe.

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- Please don't shoot.
- Casey, don't be a weenie!

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I don't even have my gun anymore.

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How could we have been in that garden

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for a year and a half?

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Apparently, I haven't
pooped in 18 months.

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John Henry Holliday.

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Amon.

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I love you, Nicole Haught.

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I'm sorry, I'm just so distracted.

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They're back.

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So good to be home.

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Is this an intervention or something?

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Because honestly, fair enough, you know?

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I just, I would've appreciated
a wardrobe change,

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maybe a heeled boot situation.

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Maybe no hood.

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Seriously, when's this thing coming off?

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Ugh!

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That is bright.

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Can you dim those lights, please?

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I mean, where we, at the dentist?

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I don't know. Are we?

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I'm Deputy Assistant
Director Naomi Hycha.

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Oh! I also love me a "py-jam-jam".

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Black Badge?

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Does that mean Black Badge is...

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No longer defunct.

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Well, you brought the noise,

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I guess it makes sense
you're bringing in defunct.

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Oh, right...

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Sorry about the whole

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extraordinary rendition jam.

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- Here let me, uh, is that...
- It's on the other...

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- Just give me it.
- Okay.

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Well, we are psyched to have you back.

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I am not back! I am in my jam-jams!

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Okay.

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Babe, dial it back a notch.

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We're on the same team, here.

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You're just... You're
just late to the party.

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But we need every employee,

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no matter how minor, Agent...

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Agent Arp.

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Jeremy?

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Oh, my God!

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- Hey...
- Ay-ay-ay-ay!

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What happened to your
gorgeous little chicken limbs?

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And a fond hi, former colleague.

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Naomi, so sorry, I know her.

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This is the Wynonna Arp.

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Uh... Why does everybody
keep saying it like that?

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Employee of the Month, June 2016.

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Uh... It was February, actually.

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Oh, so the shortest month? Mm-hmm.

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Don't worry. Wynonna hates demons.

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Like we all do.

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Hell yeah, brother. Pfft...

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Despise them deems.

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But she's never killed one, of course.

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Nope. No.

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'Cause they are a lot.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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But you are familiar
with the supernatural?

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I feel like I can handle it.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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You could just start?

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- But my Powerpoint!
- _

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They're always iconic.

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I do put a lot of thought into my wipes.

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I love your wipes.

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And I love that you got
us all notebooks, and...

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Where's Wynonna and Doc?

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Oh, well, they're probably off doing...

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... something like that.

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Meanwhile I... I came early

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because I am pumped
for your presentation.

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We've got a whack of questions. Like...

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- who's Cleo?
- Yeah. Who's Holt?

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- What's with the border?
- Why so many demons!

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- What's for dinner?
- Tacos!

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Delicious.

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And what the hell
happened to Peacemaker?

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Oh!

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Well, look who decided to show her face.

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And in Wynonna's jacket?

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Oh. Looks better on me.

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Never say that to her.

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So, Rachel, we were talking about

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Wynonna's magic gun. Sword. Uh...

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What? She lives with us.

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She's gonna find out a lot worse.

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- Here.
- No, no, hers is the blue one.

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- Okay, okay.
- I'm actually about to bounce?

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But... I've been here 18 months,

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so I get ya.

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I'll keep an eye out for... a gun-sword.

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Baby, I'm sorry nobody's here.

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You're sorry we're alone in the house?

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Oh. No, not that.

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For the government, it's unprecedented.

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It's a chance to observe
humans and demons,

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co-existing together

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in one controlled and
contained ecosystem.

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You put a border around
the Ghost River Triangle,

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you control who comes in and out.

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Demons, for the most part.

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Ooh! Don't want them to get out. Ever.

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Deputy Assistant Director
Hycha and the others

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were called here after
the unexplained event

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18 months ago.

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We arrived after it all went down.

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Of course, Agent Chetri had
already been in Purgatory.

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- Mm-hmm.
- But the new mandate is to observe.

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Not to interfere.

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I felt pretty interfered with last night

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when I was snatched from my barn bed.

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Well, when we go into demon
territory, we do it with oomph.

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So, Naomi, before this,

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you were, what, at Roswell,

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wrist-deep in alien sphincter I suppose?

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Oh, I was... I was...

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I was transferred here from
the Department of Fisheries.

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The Black Badge Division
had been dissolved

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and they were desperate for volunteers.

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My supervisor was the envoy to Belize.

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He's gonna teach me how to surf.

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Listen...

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I once lost a guy to E. Coli

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after undercooked perch
at the annual fry-up.

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But he was back after a week.

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He'd, uh, he'd thinned
out around the face,

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he actually looked really great.

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But at BBD?

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Twelve deaths so far.

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You can't know what
it's like to lose someone

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until it happens.

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Ooh!

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But if it sweetens the pot,

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we have really cool
jumpsuits. Very Fleabag!

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- I don't know what that is.
- Wait, hmm?

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Why don't I just show her around,

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just, you know, take her on a tour.

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A private tour.

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Uh, ohh...

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You be quick, you two.

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I'd love to get this crossed
off my to-do by lunch.

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Here's your surveillance rock back.

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I'm gonna need actual alone
time with Agent Chetri.

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_

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To our new partnership.

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Ravenia's lovely.

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Big fan, too. I could introduce you.

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I am merely here to,
uh, conduct business.

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Mmm... You know...

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Everybody knows that
you're Wynonna Earp's man.

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Or is Wynonna Earp your woman?

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Wynonna is no one but her own.

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Besides, what is it to you?

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Stand down, big boy.

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All it is to me is interesting.

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You are the Earps' most loyal protector,

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and yet the thing that more recently

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turned your body into a weapon,

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most able to protect them, you deny.

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Ravenia. Could you
pour Mr. Holliday here

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a sip of our special blend?

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You know, we're demons,
we all have problems.

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Now, you vampires are
always so melodramatic

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that yours are special.

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You're safe here, Doc.

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To be who you really are.

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There are worse people to work for

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than those who see others plainly.

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Well, seeing that we're being honest,

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if you return empty-handed,

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Ravenia here will be pouring
your juices out of that jug.

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Well then,

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I shall try my darndest...

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not to disappoint you.

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Oh, and please, do say hello to Wynonna.

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From the rest of us monsters.

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- What do you have for me?
- The holy grail.

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"Bunny Loblaw for PTA!"

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Billy, we said we don't
dive for any more mugs.

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- Nobody needs 'em.
- You know what?

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You're right.

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Anything real from today's haul?

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I don't know. Does a DVD
copy of Bring It On count?

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I'm sexy! I'm cute!

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I found it in a boot!

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It does not.

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But too bad, 'cause I
have the perfect trade.

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A real Billy-find.

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For when y'all kill
squirrels at y'all ranch.

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For the record, we only eat chipmunks.

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But this is cool.

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Thanks, Rachel.

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Well, as always, good haul.

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This has gone way better
than when I was alone.

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Same.

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Oh, and uh...

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I, um, thought that...

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this maybe might look cool on you.

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- You thinking about how I look?
- No.

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Yeah?

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Hubcap for the vest?

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I know you guys sell auto parts.

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Uh, yeah.

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Everything is state of the art,

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as you can see, we have floors,

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windows, couches, bathrooms.

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Oh! And this is my favorite nook.

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Hey!

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Whoa. You've definitely
been body-snatched,

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'cause you're going for a
make-out sesh, but honestly,

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I'm so relieved to see
you, I'm kinda down.

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Still gay. It's just...

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The only place where they can't see us.

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I knew Black Badge was still evil.

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The old Black Badge, yes.

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Naomi and co.?

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Just people, scared
and in over their heads.

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A lot of bad stuff came into Purgatory.

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They need you and your magic gun.

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Okay, well, the thing about...

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Uh, hey!

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Agent Arp?

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No.

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Special Agent...

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Arp.

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Arp...

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Well, yay.

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And welcome back to BBD. Fish bump?

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Oh. Ouch.

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Well, enjoy the knife.

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Hope the chipmunks are real good.

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We eat vegan most meals, so...

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I'll come over to yours
for rodent sometime?

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A lot of Earps back home now, huh?

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- Is that weird for you?
- Try insane.

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But I kinda love it.

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Never really had people before.

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But way to dodge me inviting
myself over to your house.

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Yeah. That's probably not a great idea.

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My place is sad.

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Dude. I lived years in a place

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where my toilet was also my kitchen.

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It's just not really
a friends-can-come-over

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type situation.

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My mom is like a bonafide hoarder.

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I just...

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Sometimes, I feel like
you're keeping me a secret.

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Maybe someday, okay?

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If we can, like, find
some foolproof reason.

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I'll see you later, mug lover.

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Yeah, that's what I love.

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Mugs.

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And we're on the floor.

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Yeah, how did that happen?

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Oh, determination?

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There's a notebook stuck to my butt.

265
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,526
Maybe don't give that one out.

266
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,332
Should we talk finding Peacemaker?

267
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:23,368
What we just did reminded me of how...

268
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:26,572
good you are at finding things.

269
00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:29,242
Yeah. Peacemaker.

270
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,344
Another thing I failed at for 18 months.

271
00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:33,478
Hey.

272
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,681
Do I need to make a
Powerpoint presentation

273
00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:38,050
about how amazing Nicole Haught is?

274
00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:40,320
I'd call it "Haught Topics".

275
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,488
Why would I need that?

276
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,157
Or...

277
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,693
We could talk about

278
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:49,494
another thing that...

279
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,197
starts with "pro"

280
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,434
and ends in "posal"?

281
00:13:57,438 --> 00:14:00,605
Even though the world was
ending, I meant every word.

282
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,383
- That's a lot.
- Jesus, Rachel!

283
00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:09,508
- Respect the privacy of...
- ... the kitchen.

284
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:10,949
- Right.
- Whatever.

285
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,784
Do you think a junkyard
would be a good place

286
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,319
to look for a magic sword-gun?

287
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,321
One man's trash is
another Earp's treasure!

288
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,856
Yeah. Where is this junkyard?

289
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,360
Easier if I show you.
But you're gonna need pants.

290
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,563
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

291
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:34,239
None of these compare to,
say, an old western Buntline

292
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,441
that can send revenants to hell, but...

293
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,011
Yeah, yeah, no, Peacemaker,
she slaps for sure,

294
00:14:39,013 --> 00:14:41,146
but these weapons also slap.

295
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,348
- I should for sure take one.
- One sec.

296
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,486
First, you need to see my...

297
00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:49,722
... masterpiece.

298
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,524
I call it Antoni.

299
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:55,394
Because if you want to turn
something into guacamole,

300
00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:56,596
you bring Antoni.

301
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,367
Welcome to taco night.

302
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,520
Okay, whoa!

303
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:23,021
Watch where you point that thing!

304
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,756
Seriously, do not point that at anything

305
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,658
unless you want it guac'd.

306
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,128
Though now I do want
nachos. Is there a caf or...

307
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,164
So what's my first mish?

308
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,332
Is this about finding
and rescuing Robin?

309
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,634
'Cause I will, Jer.

310
00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:37,602
It's about a problem
we're having with things

311
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,905
robbin' our supply trucks.

312
00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:42,607
Our biggest challenge is
getting provisions into Purgatory

313
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,110
without it getting hijacked, or worse.

314
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,878
Alright. So you need me to
hunt down whatever's stealing

315
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,780
freight and killing drivers. Got it.

316
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,582
I need you sitting.

317
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,984
In the truck.

318
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,687
Driving?

319
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,458
You don't ask Cate Blanchett
to be a background extra,

320
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,693
you make her Carol.

321
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,696
Forget the cover, I'm
a demon hunter, man.

322
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,364
I am Carol.

323
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,233
And I'm a scientist with
an empathetic crotch.

324
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,267
Yeah.

325
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,404
But BBD can't find out who
we really are right now.

326
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,841
They don't like
supernatural things, Wynonna.

327
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,043
Like us.

328
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,512
We need to get Purgatory food.

329
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:21,714
Medicine.

330
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,915
Booze.

331
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,518
Always lead with booze.

332
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,587
You know...

333
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:31,389
Yesterday, the good
citizens of my hometown

334
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,458
tried to hang me for murder.

335
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,035
Well ya, they just need snacks, Wynonna.

336
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,829
They're kinda hangry.

337
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,766
Wow, look at that sign.

338
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,669
So, wait, this is
your boyfriend's place?

339
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,907
No, this is my friend
who is a boy's place.

340
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,676
Looks promising.

341
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,812
Unless you already checked it out?

342
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:56,182
Well, I stuck mostly to the forests.

343
00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:58,151
Smart.

344
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,559
I'm gonna go check round back.

345
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,194
Classic teen.

346
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,029
Doesn't want to be seen
at the creepy junkyard

347
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,598
with her sexy gay aunts.

348
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:21,941
Hello?

349
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:24,844
Magpies?

350
00:17:26,059 --> 00:17:28,794
Junk... people?

351
00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:30,897
Hello?

352
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:37,105
- Waverly!
- Geez.

353
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,407
You scared me.

354
00:17:39,409 --> 00:17:41,347
Yeah, well, this is
kinda Spooky Central.

355
00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:42,849
So let's stick together, okay?

356
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:46,981
Hey! Get away! Do not touch!

357
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,015
Sorry.

358
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:50,529
Car parts in this
section ain't for sale.

359
00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:52,771
- Don't touch none of that.
- Nobody's touching anything.

360
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:56,123
What exactly is for sale here?

361
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,591
I'll show you.

362
00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:00,262
Come on.

363
00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:07,675
- You're in my seat.
- Simon.

364
00:18:07,677 --> 00:18:09,878
And hurry up. I wanna get
in and out of this shithole

365
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,038
as fast as possible.

366
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,106
Excuse me,

367
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:14,967
but the Purgatory shithole is
a rare geothermal occurrence

368
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,169
and bonafide tourist attraction.

369
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:18,147
Look, okay. Hey, not driving

370
00:18:18,149 --> 00:18:20,683
gives you a chance to observe,
and to guard the supplies.

371
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,018
He talked shit about our shithole.

372
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,654
You need BBD resources to do your job.

373
00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:26,421
Your real job.

374
00:18:26,423 --> 00:18:28,591
Stupid always persuasive Jeremy.

375
00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:31,961
And when I say this thing
is powerful, I mean it.

376
00:18:31,963 --> 00:18:33,829
Do you see that red button?

377
00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:34,931
Yes.

378
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,299
Never use it.

379
00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:38,067
Unless it's Apocalypse Now time.

380
00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:40,303
And I'm not talking the movie,
I'm saying the two words,

381
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:41,338
together.

382
00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:45,976
What is with all the
disguised GPS trackers, man?

383
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:49,713
Oh, this... This isn't BBD tech.

384
00:18:50,648 --> 00:18:52,682
Maybe Waverly can dig something up.

385
00:18:52,684 --> 00:18:54,684
Hey. Maybe just, like, never ever, ever

386
00:18:54,686 --> 00:18:56,052
press that button!

387
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,388
God, I don't even know
why I put that in there.

388
00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:01,157
There's the constant panic and
second-guessing I've missed.

389
00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:02,792
Love you, Jer-bear!

390
00:19:02,794 --> 00:19:05,027
- Love you.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

391
00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:07,397
No, no, no, no.

392
00:19:07,399 --> 00:19:08,631
Wise up, please.

393
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:09,999
I'm just kidding. I won't do it.

394
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,835
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay, yeah.

395
00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:13,604
Okay, bye.

396
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,006
Do let me know if you two
are looking for anything

397
00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:18,275
in particular.

398
00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:21,577
Any vintage...

399
00:19:23,014 --> 00:19:24,548
- ... silverware?
- Cutlery?

400
00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:27,325
Knives.

401
00:19:27,327 --> 00:19:28,416
Little bigger.

402
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:31,220
- Say, swords?
- Planning to storm a castle?

403
00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:34,323
Got a princess to save?

404
00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:37,593
Halloween costume. I'm going as She-Ra.

405
00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:39,529
Oh, my God, I would die.

406
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,800
Oh, it's Wynonna.

407
00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:45,102
I should probably take this.

408
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,474
Hey, sis. What's going on?

409
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,886
Did you get my text?

410
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,422
Nicole.

411
00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:56,779
It's good to see you again.

412
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:57,914
Careful, Margo.

413
00:19:57,916 --> 00:20:00,850
We've recently come
into some lovely rings,

414
00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:02,385
should you have a need for one.

415
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:04,420
Now that your Waverly

416
00:20:04,422 --> 00:20:07,091
has been returned safely to you.

417
00:20:07,093 --> 00:20:08,426
Which reminds me,

418
00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:11,260
it's time for you to deliver.

419
00:20:11,262 --> 00:20:12,595
Stay away from us.

420
00:20:12,597 --> 00:20:15,098
Love wins, after all.

421
00:20:23,274 --> 00:20:24,340
What? You're where?

422
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,675
Doing a thing in a truck.

423
00:20:25,677 --> 00:20:27,844
Can you just peep the symbol
on that rock real quick?

424
00:20:27,846 --> 00:20:28,945
What truck?

425
00:20:28,947 --> 00:20:30,613
Just... A white truck?

426
00:20:30,615 --> 00:20:32,148
Wynonna.

427
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,717
Ugh. My sister. Pfft.

428
00:20:36,354 --> 00:20:38,321
Apparently, this truck is
also delivering wieners,

429
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:40,523
because there's a huge
one right next to me.

430
00:20:40,525 --> 00:20:42,892
That's an inside joke,
it's not about you.

431
00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:44,994
Hey, I'm actually
looking for Peacemaker.

432
00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:47,163
Oh, my God, thank you
so much, baby girl.

433
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,931
Yeah, so whatever
one-act play this is...

434
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,867
Just take a look at the symbol, okay?

435
00:20:50,869 --> 00:20:52,030
I'll explain the ween-scene later.

436
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:53,032
Okay.

437
00:20:54,372 --> 00:20:55,506
Yay, research!

438
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,441
I don't recognize it.

439
00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:00,382
Uh... It could be a pictograph?

440
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,512
Or a rune?

441
00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:04,046
I'll look into it more when I get home.

442
00:21:04,048 --> 00:21:06,016
Alright, thanks Nerdely.

443
00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:07,018
You're the best.

444
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,726
Ain't nothing out here.

445
00:21:16,638 --> 00:21:17,705
It's beautiful.

446
00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:21,597
Oh God, this town.

447
00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:23,000
Of course.

448
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,247
We should check it out.

449
00:21:29,249 --> 00:21:30,883
We should not get ourselves killed.

450
00:21:33,077 --> 00:21:34,377
I can't believe I'm saying this

451
00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,312
in the year of our lord...

452
00:21:36,314 --> 00:21:38,014
Whatever it is, I've lost track.

453
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,582
It's our job.

454
00:21:46,491 --> 00:21:49,225
This is demon shit.

455
00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:50,660
This is a robbery!

456
00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:52,828
Someone's trying to steal our booze!

457
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:54,196
And food and medicine!

458
00:21:54,198 --> 00:21:56,188
Who cares about these townies?!

459
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,533
I care.

460
00:21:57,535 --> 00:21:58,801
I actually do.

461
00:21:58,803 --> 00:22:00,836
Yeah, some of them might be meatballs.

462
00:22:00,838 --> 00:22:03,031
Mega meatballs, if they live here.

463
00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:04,134
But they're my meatballs.

464
00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:06,009
And you don't get to
call them that, wiener.

465
00:22:06,011 --> 00:22:07,643
I do. 'Cause I'm a Purgatorian.

466
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,112
What a hero.

467
00:22:10,114 --> 00:22:13,282
And I'm sure they'll thank you
by giving you super gonorrhea

468
00:22:13,284 --> 00:22:15,117
when they're not
trying to string you up,

469
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,353
and I ain't dying for this dirt town

470
00:22:17,355 --> 00:22:19,089
and its dirt people.

471
00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:23,926
You don't even have an Arby's.

472
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:26,996
We have a guy named Arby!

473
00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:28,832
And the diaper is just 'cause he's busy!

474
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:34,137
Come on, sucker.

475
00:22:40,812 --> 00:22:42,479
Ahh! Ooh!

476
00:22:46,584 --> 00:22:48,151
- Wynonna?
- Doc?

477
00:22:51,022 --> 00:22:52,722
You're working for the BBD?

478
00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:54,124
You're robbing stagecoaches?

479
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,326
So. Have you seen this Fleabag thing

480
00:22:57,328 --> 00:22:58,762
everyone's talking about?

481
00:23:00,365 --> 00:23:01,497
Well, well.

482
00:23:01,499 --> 00:23:02,965
Professor Trash himself,

483
00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:04,233
putting the "man" back in "manicure".

484
00:23:04,235 --> 00:23:05,267
What are you doing here?

485
00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:06,503
Do I need to sing my hit single

486
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:08,337
My Toilet Was My
Kitchen again? 'Cause...

487
00:23:08,339 --> 00:23:10,006
You don't need to be
embarrassed by this.

488
00:23:10,008 --> 00:23:12,375
- Are you nuts?
- Yeah. I am.

489
00:23:12,377 --> 00:23:15,746
We've gone over this.
That's why we we're... buds.

490
00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:17,947
Okay. My mom is strict.
Okay, she's like super strict.

491
00:23:17,949 --> 00:23:20,117
- She's not gonna get you.
- Okay. Chill, Bill.

492
00:23:21,419 --> 00:23:22,686
I only came to say that...

493
00:23:23,755 --> 00:23:25,855
Even if your family sucks,

494
00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:28,424
you don't. I think you...

495
00:23:28,426 --> 00:23:29,860
opposite of suck?

496
00:23:32,296 --> 00:23:34,997
Confessing this crush is going great.

497
00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:35,999
Crush?

498
00:23:39,337 --> 00:23:42,139
Don't say that, alright, just not here.

499
00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:45,676
You have to leave, now.

500
00:23:46,744 --> 00:23:48,545
Easier ways to say you feel different.

501
00:23:52,216 --> 00:23:53,684
That's not what I said.

502
00:23:57,221 --> 00:23:58,754
Can we go now?

503
00:23:58,756 --> 00:24:01,225
- Who's this lil' hothead?
- Like, right now.

504
00:24:01,227 --> 00:24:02,693
Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.

505
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:08,953
I'll keep an eye out
for any big old knives.

506
00:24:16,407 --> 00:24:18,107
You saw Jeremy, and you didn't tell me?

507
00:24:18,109 --> 00:24:20,876
Literally just happened. He's fine.

508
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:23,245
He's probably a hostage,

509
00:24:23,247 --> 00:24:25,815
which you just bought into
Black Badge's gas lighting.

510
00:24:25,817 --> 00:24:27,116
Rule number one, Wynonna,

511
00:24:27,118 --> 00:24:28,789
we do not work for the enemy.

512
00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,553
We both know that rule number one

513
00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:32,135
is triple check the birth control,

514
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,156
and those who live in
I'm-robbing-supply-trucks-houses

515
00:24:34,158 --> 00:24:35,458
shouldn't throw BBD stones.

516
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:38,062
And you are better than this.
With or without Peacemaker.

517
00:24:38,064 --> 00:24:40,062
And you're better than
playing petty sidekick

518
00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:42,732
to some, what? Wannabe mobster demon?

519
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:45,201
Says the woman in the BBD jumpsuit,

520
00:24:45,203 --> 00:24:47,369
taking orders from the same bastards

521
00:24:47,371 --> 00:24:48,737
that did what they did to Dolls!

522
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,239
What do you want me to do?!

523
00:24:50,241 --> 00:24:51,907
I want you to act like Wyatt Earp's

524
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,175
great-great-granddaughter.

525
00:24:53,177 --> 00:24:54,945
Even if you did lose his magic gun!

526
00:24:58,249 --> 00:24:59,416
Oh, balls.

527
00:25:04,622 --> 00:25:06,122
Whether you like it or not,

528
00:25:06,124 --> 00:25:08,057
I will be liberating this whisky.

529
00:25:08,059 --> 00:25:10,393
Ha... Wrong.

530
00:25:13,564 --> 00:25:15,197
Can't take me with it, can you?

531
00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:18,501
Oh, do not commit such a childish act.

532
00:25:18,503 --> 00:25:20,436
Oh, you wanna see
childish? How about this...

533
00:25:20,438 --> 00:25:22,172
... is childish.

534
00:25:26,444 --> 00:25:28,812
To prove a very adult point, though.

535
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,785
Very grown up...

536
00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:37,487
... sexy point.

537
00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:44,560
Wynonna, give me the keys.

538
00:25:44,562 --> 00:25:45,962
My wiener has them.

539
00:25:47,231 --> 00:25:48,732
Simon. The driver.

540
00:25:50,168 --> 00:25:53,637
Speaking of wieners, I bet
you this crates has condoms.

541
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,308
I got some tools in my car.

542
00:25:59,544 --> 00:26:01,211
It is up the road.

543
00:26:02,113 --> 00:26:03,480
I shall grab them.

544
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:09,219
And I suppose I shall liberate you too.

545
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,400
With the wind blowing east,

546
00:26:24,402 --> 00:26:26,069
you can really smell the shithole.

547
00:26:31,108 --> 00:26:32,708
I thought you'd have better taste.

548
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:35,744
You brought Earps onto our land.

549
00:26:35,746 --> 00:26:37,313
Rachel isn't even an Earp.

550
00:26:37,315 --> 00:26:38,747
Earp lover though, ain't she?

551
00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:41,083
You connected her to us.

552
00:26:41,085 --> 00:26:43,185
That's on you. You know
what's gotta happen.

553
00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:44,754
Please. I'll make it right.

554
00:26:47,225 --> 00:26:50,759
I found that photo of
you two in your bunk.

555
00:26:50,761 --> 00:26:52,629
Should come in handy if you don't.

556
00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,433
Don't make me reap that girl.

557
00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,510
Another one?

558
00:27:14,685 --> 00:27:17,052
Okay, okay.

559
00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:18,988
You are not a piece of GPS tech.

560
00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:21,557
You... are...

561
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:24,860
definitely evil and creepy as hell.

562
00:27:24,862 --> 00:27:26,829
And I respect you.

563
00:27:26,831 --> 00:27:28,631
Let's just go our separate ways.

564
00:27:42,013 --> 00:27:44,614
Not footsteps. Just wind.

565
00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:57,761
So much wind you could poop your pants.

566
00:27:59,697 --> 00:28:00,931
Doc?

567
00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:03,365
Doc!

568
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,540
? Oh what a thrill ?

569
00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:13,475
? Thrill, thrill ?

570
00:28:13,477 --> 00:28:15,812
? Ooh wee ?

571
00:28:16,714 --> 00:28:18,414
? What a thrill ?

572
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:19,716
I know you.

573
00:28:22,053 --> 00:28:23,319
And you know me.

574
00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:25,789
Shit.

575
00:28:27,091 --> 00:28:29,792
? Yet such a thrill ?

576
00:28:29,794 --> 00:28:32,062
? Is a passing thing ?

577
00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:34,263
Doc!

578
00:28:37,735 --> 00:28:41,120
Ahh!

579
00:28:41,122 --> 00:28:42,988
Doc!

580
00:28:55,236 --> 00:28:57,603
Oh stretch, you stupid bitch!

581
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,873
Oh, you're gonna regret that!

582
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:03,543
Oh, you brought claws to a guac fight.

583
00:29:05,179 --> 00:29:06,578
Ahh!

584
00:29:18,459 --> 00:29:20,179
Aren't you cold?

585
00:29:21,395 --> 00:29:23,362
Decided against layering
up with the suede vest

586
00:29:23,364 --> 00:29:24,830
some dick gave me.

587
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,733
Well, leather jacket's cooler anyway.

588
00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:28,867
It's not even mine.

589
00:29:28,869 --> 00:29:30,670
Just like everything else in this place.

590
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:34,740
Okay.

591
00:29:34,742 --> 00:29:36,709
I came to tell you that
we can't hang out anymore.

592
00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:38,610
And you wanted me to hold your hand

593
00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:40,079
through dumping me?

594
00:29:40,081 --> 00:29:41,780
Not like we were anything.

595
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,216
"Were" being the important part.

596
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:51,090
You've been marked.

597
00:29:51,092 --> 00:29:52,691
By a rock with a big "C"?

598
00:29:52,693 --> 00:29:54,259
It was just in the pocket of my jacket.

599
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:55,728
She marked you. But...

600
00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:57,730
But, I said I was gonna make it right.

601
00:29:57,732 --> 00:29:59,032
I want to make it right!

602
00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:14,848
What the fucking fuck.

603
00:30:15,616 --> 00:30:17,449
Geological?

604
00:30:17,451 --> 00:30:18,884
A fossil?

605
00:30:18,886 --> 00:30:21,153
Are you from the Badlands?

606
00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:23,021
Rocks R Us?

607
00:30:23,023 --> 00:30:24,923
Old west.

608
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,326
Cattle brand?

609
00:30:31,499 --> 00:30:33,298
It is a cattle brand!

610
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,367
This infamous family of cattle rustlers

611
00:30:35,369 --> 00:30:37,736
were on the opposing side of the Earps

612
00:30:37,738 --> 00:30:40,173
during the shootout at the O.K. Corral.

613
00:30:42,543 --> 00:30:44,611
"C" for Clantons.

614
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,046
The Clantons are in Purgatory!

615
00:30:52,253 --> 00:30:53,552
Do you see the Reaper?

616
00:30:53,554 --> 00:30:55,120
If it's coming for you, you can see it!

617
00:30:55,122 --> 00:30:56,822
What are you talking about, a Reaper?

618
00:30:56,824 --> 00:30:58,424
Stay back, for your own good! Stay back!

619
00:30:58,426 --> 00:30:59,793
It's here, it's gotta be here!

620
00:30:59,795 --> 00:31:01,696
And it's not gonna
stop 'til it shreds her!

621
00:31:04,165 --> 00:31:05,632
What the hell is this place?

622
00:31:23,484 --> 00:31:25,118
It's the killing floor.

623
00:31:26,587 --> 00:31:28,655
It led me right to the killing floor.

624
00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:47,173
There was blood at the truck!

625
00:31:48,309 --> 00:31:50,175
Doc!

626
00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,977
- Shoot it!
- Shoot what?

627
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,645
- There is only you!
- Shoot!

628
00:31:53,647 --> 00:31:55,380
Right there! Shoot!

629
00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:56,448
I cannot see it!

630
00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:57,851
I don't have my gun!

631
00:31:58,953 --> 00:32:00,787
You have me, and mine.

632
00:32:04,558 --> 00:32:05,757
There!

633
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:06,893
There! No!

634
00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:10,729
Now!

635
00:32:34,455 --> 00:32:35,954
It didn't work.

636
00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:37,223
It's still coming!

637
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,842
It is high time we leave this place!

638
00:32:44,446 --> 00:32:46,514
No! No, it's not gonna like that!

639
00:32:46,516 --> 00:32:48,250
Yeah, well, I do not like it!

640
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:53,887
Stay the hell away from her!

641
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,022
No! Don't hurt him!

642
00:32:55,024 --> 00:32:56,123
There's something wrong with him!

643
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:57,424
What's wrong is my family.

644
00:32:57,426 --> 00:32:59,993
Clanton. You're a Clanton.

645
00:32:59,995 --> 00:33:02,663
We're poison, cursed.

646
00:33:02,665 --> 00:33:03,831
Always have been.

647
00:33:05,334 --> 00:33:06,901
But I'm not going to hurt you.

648
00:33:11,874 --> 00:33:13,407
What is he doing?

649
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,075
What are you doing? Billy!

650
00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,643
Please, help him!

651
00:33:16,645 --> 00:33:17,911
Billy, what are you doing?!

652
00:33:25,354 --> 00:33:27,221
Oh, my God!

653
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,166
A soul for a soul.

654
00:33:39,168 --> 00:33:40,801
My soul for her soul.

655
00:33:40,803 --> 00:33:43,704
We are rooted together, enemies and kin.

656
00:33:43,706 --> 00:33:46,274
But I sever that root,
and I offer myself.

657
00:33:59,088 --> 00:34:00,687
We must keep moving.

658
00:34:00,689 --> 00:34:02,090
It's okay, it's okay.

659
00:34:03,325 --> 00:34:05,425
It's gone.

660
00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:06,728
It hated me, Doc.

661
00:34:08,428 --> 00:34:10,329
It hates me so much.

662
00:34:15,004 --> 00:34:16,571
I am here, my love.

663
00:34:17,706 --> 00:34:19,007
I got you.

664
00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:22,309
I got you.

665
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,610
What did you do?

666
00:34:23,612 --> 00:34:25,446
Idiot, what did you do?

667
00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:28,515
I have one covenant.

668
00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:30,250
I used it for you.

669
00:34:30,252 --> 00:34:31,385
You're safe now.

670
00:34:32,855 --> 00:34:35,655
From what? What is she safe from?

671
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:39,026
The black sheep in a family
that I don't wanna be a part of.

672
00:34:39,028 --> 00:34:40,360
How many of you are there?

673
00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:43,131
My brother, Holt, sister, Cleo. And Mam.

674
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,100
Oh God, Mam.

675
00:34:47,069 --> 00:34:48,869
And the others.

676
00:34:48,871 --> 00:34:50,537
They'll never stop coming for you.

677
00:34:50,539 --> 00:34:52,106
I don't understand.

678
00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:55,643
I think that you opposite-of-suck too.

679
00:34:59,214 --> 00:35:00,581
Bye, Rachel.

680
00:35:05,654 --> 00:35:07,454
Okay, shh shh, it's okay.

681
00:35:13,429 --> 00:35:14,828
Okay, so...

682
00:35:14,830 --> 00:35:16,487
We have more questions than ever,

683
00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:20,500
but thanks to Billy, some answers.

684
00:35:20,502 --> 00:35:23,370
The hunter, that only Wynonna could see,

685
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,181
it is under the sway of Wyatt Earp's

686
00:35:25,183 --> 00:35:26,683
greatest enemies.

687
00:35:27,957 --> 00:35:29,624
"C" For Clantons.

688
00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:31,294
I always knew they were a plague

689
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,213
for which there is no cure.

690
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:36,299
Yeah, a disease that's
already spread all over town.

691
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,617
The town they're running.

692
00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:40,720
Sheriff Holt and Cocaine
Cleo are Clantons?

693
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:41,888
Billy's brother and sister.

694
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,390
And that creature answers to them.

695
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,326
They sent it after me, specifically.

696
00:35:46,328 --> 00:35:47,895
That's why only I could see it.

697
00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:51,998
It hated me a lot.

698
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,499
Our bullets did nothing.

699
00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,269
No, what stopped it
was what happened here,

700
00:35:55,271 --> 00:35:56,703
with Rachel's... friend.

701
00:35:56,705 --> 00:35:58,339
He thought it was coming for me.

702
00:35:59,207 --> 00:36:01,074
I found a rock in my jacket.

703
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,076
You mean...

704
00:36:03,345 --> 00:36:04,410
You mean, my jacket.

705
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:07,246
Billy ceremonied and
sacrificed something for me.

706
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,648
And I wasn't even really the target?

707
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,516
His emergency dental
work somehow called off

708
00:36:10,518 --> 00:36:11,651
the Clantons' pet.

709
00:36:11,653 --> 00:36:14,255
Reaper. Billy called it a Reaper.

710
00:36:17,825 --> 00:36:19,592
He saved you. We have to save him.

711
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:20,927
No, we will. Eventually.

712
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,887
But for now, everyone stay
the hell away from them

713
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,807
- until we can come up with a plan.
- I got a plan.

714
00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:27,267
Stab and stab until I
make his family pay.

715
00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:29,068
We will get him,

716
00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:30,470
help him. Okay?

717
00:36:30,472 --> 00:36:32,338
Yeah, but we do things here as a team.

718
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,974
I work better alone. Always have.

719
00:36:34,976 --> 00:36:37,077
You don't work at all.
You're 17 years old.

720
00:36:38,392 --> 00:36:39,525
- Wait.
- Hey.

721
00:36:39,527 --> 00:36:40,928
Just let her go, guys.

722
00:36:42,183 --> 00:36:43,783
She's earned the right
to be that pissed.

723
00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:45,652
But we have bigger
things to worry about.

724
00:36:45,654 --> 00:36:48,122
Like, we work as a team and
part of our team is missing.

725
00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:51,124
Let's get our nerd back.

726
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,259
Okay. So...

727
00:36:52,261 --> 00:36:53,993
How do we get Jeremy
away from the border,

728
00:36:53,995 --> 00:36:55,963
- and Black Badge?
- We tell the truth.

729
00:36:57,687 --> 00:36:58,887
Then we beg.

730
00:37:06,941 --> 00:37:08,575
Argh!

731
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,144
Look what you've done to yourself.

732
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,779
My sweet baby boy.

733
00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:15,523
All for an Earp lover. What a waste.

734
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,942
Stop! You don't have to do this, okay?

735
00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,719
Just let the old ways die.

736
00:37:19,721 --> 00:37:21,754
If we do not honor our past,

737
00:37:21,756 --> 00:37:23,589
we lose our future.

738
00:37:23,591 --> 00:37:25,958
Don't kill her, Mam, please.

739
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,127
For that whore? Death would be a mercy.

740
00:37:28,129 --> 00:37:29,963
But I'm not going to kill Rachel.

741
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,605
You are.

742
00:38:02,724 --> 00:38:04,224
Billy's a kid.

743
00:38:04,226 --> 00:38:05,859
He's impulsive.

744
00:38:05,861 --> 00:38:07,627
He'll thank me for this one day.

745
00:38:07,629 --> 00:38:09,763
Yeag, Mam, I mean, Billy messed up.

746
00:38:09,765 --> 00:38:12,899
But we can teach him, you
know, to respect tradition.

747
00:38:12,901 --> 00:38:16,103
Because, dear daughter,
you're so loyal to tradition.

748
00:38:17,339 --> 00:38:18,772
Shall we begin?

749
00:38:21,043 --> 00:38:22,276
While he's still out there?

750
00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:30,984
Look, come on. Why do we
even still say this stuff?

751
00:38:30,986 --> 00:38:33,553
It's not like it helped
any other Clanton.

752
00:38:41,863 --> 00:38:43,763
Ah! Ow!

753
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:45,632
Ow! You're hurting me!

754
00:38:45,634 --> 00:38:48,301
Billy's not the only
one who's impulsive.

755
00:38:48,303 --> 00:38:49,636
Mam...

756
00:38:49,638 --> 00:38:51,572
Mam, easy. Easy!

757
00:38:52,341 --> 00:38:55,208
You needed some Clanton
blood for something?

758
00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:57,210
Those reapers are not attack dogs.

759
00:38:57,212 --> 00:38:58,445
They're our ancestors!

760
00:39:00,863 --> 00:39:02,916
You sent Uncle Ike after her?

761
00:39:02,918 --> 00:39:05,752
Wynonna is weak. It is time!

762
00:39:05,754 --> 00:39:06,786
Time?

763
00:39:06,788 --> 00:39:09,189
- To go against me?
- No, no.

764
00:39:09,191 --> 00:39:12,659
Do you all forget who
the Clanton heir is?

765
00:39:12,661 --> 00:39:14,060
You are, Mam.

766
00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:16,162
- Who? Who?
- You! You are! You are!

767
00:39:16,164 --> 00:39:17,531
You are!

768
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,734
And I alone dictate

769
00:39:20,736 --> 00:39:23,436
when we unleash hell on the Earps.

770
00:39:23,438 --> 00:39:24,971
Yes, Mam. Yes, Mam.

771
00:39:24,973 --> 00:39:26,473
My plan is already in motion.

772
00:39:26,475 --> 00:39:28,642
Ow, ow, ow!

773
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:37,318
Now, who's hungry?

774
00:39:57,939 --> 00:40:00,673
We thank our kin for this feast,

775
00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:03,511
and for the sin that roots us.

776
00:40:03,513 --> 00:40:07,213
The power of vengeance
will damn our enemies.

777
00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:09,449
In the name of Clanton,

778
00:40:09,451 --> 00:40:12,018
we vow to never forsaken.

779
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:13,787
Never forget.

780
00:40:13,789 --> 00:40:15,723
And never forgive.

781
00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,587
You can't just barge in, Arp!

782
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,333
Earp. Wynonna Fucking Earp.

783
00:40:27,335 --> 00:40:31,705
I am the best damn demon hunter
that Black Badge ever saw.

784
00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:34,340
I'm Carol!

785
00:40:34,342 --> 00:40:36,409
Look, Wynonna, you don't get it...

786
00:40:36,411 --> 00:40:38,712
No, you don't get it. I'm done lying.

787
00:40:39,748 --> 00:40:40,847
I'm done hiding.

788
00:40:40,849 --> 00:40:43,017
But I just got beat by something...

789
00:40:43,885 --> 00:40:45,919
... extremely balls-deep scary.

790
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,054
You okay?

791
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,024
Jeremy, I don't have Peacemaker.

792
00:40:51,026 --> 00:40:52,592
Oy. That ain't kosher.

793
00:40:52,594 --> 00:40:54,528
All I have is my people.

794
00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:57,398
I need you back, Jeremy.

795
00:40:59,968 --> 00:41:03,369
You, and Robin if he's here.

796
00:41:03,371 --> 00:41:07,107
He's safe. Just keep
him out of this, okay?

797
00:41:07,109 --> 00:41:08,776
I need everybody.

798
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:12,137
So here's what's happens
next, Blue Tang Jan.

799
00:41:12,139 --> 00:41:15,381
- Wait, is that a fish joke?
- I leave here with Jeremy.

800
00:41:15,383 --> 00:41:17,650
Together, we take back
the Black Badge offices

801
00:41:17,652 --> 00:41:19,953
in Purgatory, we reinstate
my posse of dipshits,

802
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:22,555
and we hunt some goddamn demons.

803
00:41:22,557 --> 00:41:24,124
It's just, it's not that simple.

804
00:41:24,126 --> 00:41:25,425
It can be.

805
00:41:25,427 --> 00:41:26,793
Think of me like a goldfish.

806
00:41:26,795 --> 00:41:28,028
Dumb and determined.

807
00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:30,294
Agent...

808
00:41:30,296 --> 00:41:31,763
Agent Earp.

809
00:41:32,767 --> 00:41:35,502
Our bosses expect results.

810
00:41:35,504 --> 00:41:37,403
And if you think I'm afraid of demons,

811
00:41:37,405 --> 00:41:39,540
just wait until you meet
upper management.

812
00:41:41,943 --> 00:41:44,577
This is your call, Agent Chetri.

813
00:41:44,579 --> 00:41:46,380
They can get it done.

814
00:41:47,749 --> 00:41:48,983
With my help.

815
00:41:51,219 --> 00:41:53,320
This team of yours
must be pretty special.

816
00:41:54,823 --> 00:41:55,823
The best.

817
00:42:01,963 --> 00:42:03,863
Came to your senses in the nick of time.

818
00:42:03,865 --> 00:42:05,565
- Mm-mm.
- You bring what's due?

819
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:08,101
I'm giving it back.
Because I owe you nothing.

820
00:42:08,103 --> 00:42:11,004
Ha-ha! Is that how you figure it?

821
00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:13,441
Doc and Waverly got themselves
out of the garden. Not you.

822
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:14,710
Come on.

823
00:42:14,712 --> 00:42:17,343
You may be dumbstruck
for that Earp tart,

824
00:42:17,345 --> 00:42:18,845
but you're not an idiot.

825
00:42:18,847 --> 00:42:20,080
It's over.

826
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:23,784
Oh, honey.

827
00:42:25,164 --> 00:42:26,464
It's just beginning.

828
00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:10,349
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