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Once you get through
the northernmost skylight,

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you're gonna crack it open
and slide on in there

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like the old lambskin you found

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in your best friend's
sister's purse...

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positioning you right above
the cedarwood coffee table.

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Okay, we're in.

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Body cams are online
and... whoa, boy!

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Cyril has not been skipping
leg day.

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- Thank you, but focus.
- Yep, yep, yep!

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The furniture and floor
are armed with timed

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pressure-sensitive alarms,
so on every surface,

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- you only have...
- Three seconds.

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I can't believe we're at
the headquarters of Hands,

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the greatest inventor
in history,

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and I don't get to meet her.

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Listen, man, we've all fallen for

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a reclusive
billionaire-tech genius.

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No, my lust for Hands
is a more advanced brain lust,

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- if you will.
- Like a zombie?

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Is brain lust why you designed

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your hologram girlfriend to have

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the same proportions
as a Barbie?

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I'm looking for
someone who challenges me.

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The only challenge with Mitsuko

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is keeping her projector
from overheating.

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Jesus. This is heavy.

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Sure wish we could find
a strength-boosting

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exo-suit to make this easier.

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Just through that
tunnel and into the vault,

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and your wish
will soon be granted.

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Any sign of JUNO operatives
approaching?

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No sign of those dicks yet,

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but let's steal the shit
we need and get the hell out

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like it's one of Gillette's
dinner parties.

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Copy that. Starting descent now.

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Cyril, do you have visual?

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Affirmative.

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- What the...
- Took you long enough.

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What are you doing here?

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Why are you doing missions
without me?

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How did you even know
where we'd be?

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Because, Lana,
I'm the world's greatest spy.

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And how'd you get here
before us?

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God damn it, Cyril.
I just told you.

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I'm the world's greatest spy.

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It is pretty impressive
you shut off

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all the countermeasures
without our intel

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so you could access the vault.

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The... do what now?

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Have you seen Sterling?

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I don't know. Maybe. Probably... not.

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Probably not.

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He was supposed to meet me
for lunch an hour ago,

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and that idiot stood me up.

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- He should be here any minute.
- Yes, ma'am.

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Would you like me to bring out
your seafood tower

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when it's ready,
or shall we wait?

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If I wanted my food
to rot in the kitchen,

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looking sad, I'd be ordering

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a big bowl of you on your break.

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Find Sterling,
tell him I'm here,

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and then tell him I'm busy.

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Oh.

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And tell him that
the Buckley Bay oysters

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are out of season after today,
and they were...

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Unbelievable.

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You're doing missions
without me?

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Because this is what happens
when you come along!

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None of this
would have happened

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if you told me about
the goddamn mission.

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No, none of this
would have happened

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if you weren't
a spoiled asshole.

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Let's all take a breath.

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We can't change
what has already happened.

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We must keep moving forward.

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He's right. We just need to get there

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and get the exo-suit
before JUNO shows up.

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Okay, A, what's a JUNO?
And, B, what's Cyril doing?

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I'm using a mantra to help
remain focused on the present

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- and stay positive.
- Oh, my God, Cyril.

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No one wants a life coach
whose entire life

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has been a giant losing streak.

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JUNO is a rival spy agency
who started showing up

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on our radar during your coma.

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Speaking of JUNO,
I just set up a laser grid

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around the perimeter
of the compound

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to alert us when they arrive.

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- You mean, if they arrive.
- Right.

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And if they do show up,
we'll be out of here

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because Krieger has us covered.

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Then does Krieger
want to explain

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why I'm still on the floor,
using my turtleneck

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as a $3,000 broom?

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Working on it, but I'm gonna
need a retinal scan.

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Is it unsettling
to anybody else

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how comfortable Cyril
is playing Jim Henson

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with a dead guy?

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Archer, please stay outside.

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You've made your point, okay?

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We're sorry for doing missions
without you,

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and we'll talk about everything
after this is over.

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- But I...
- You'll just get in the way.

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I'm only staying out here
because I'm proving a point

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about what I'd rather do
than spend time with you two!

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I... I've been
such a giving mother,

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and all he does is take.

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He's treating his new valets
better than me.

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And he's fired all of them.

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I was literally
right by his side

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throughout his entire coma,

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and he can't even make it
to a lunch.

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I mean...

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What is wrong with you?

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Oh, my God! I must be
going into anaphylactic shock!

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Get one of the needles
in the blue bag

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in my desk
and stick it in my neck!

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Wait. No!

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The needle's in the red bag!

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You're not allergic
to shellfish.

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That's Pam, you idiot.

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Speaking of Pam...

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why hasn't anyone from
the mission checked in?

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This isn't like them.

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Mm, yes.

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But can you still inject me
with one of those needles?

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It can be from the blue bag
or the red bag.

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Dealer's choice.

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Uh, Krieger.

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I don't see the exo-suit.

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I'm just seeing
what appears to be

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a bunch of random useless crap.

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Are you looking in a mirror?

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- Burn!
- Oh, trust me.

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It's not random.
Everything Hands does

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has meaning. She's so cool.

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Oh, shit. It's Malory.

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You know you have to tell her
that Archer is here.

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- What the shit, Archer?
- Relax, Lana.

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I'm sure your billionaire
husband, Robert,

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can buy you a new phone

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or maybe the factory
that makes them.

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Uh, why does Archer look
redder than an unstuck dog's dick?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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He's not wearing
a heat-locking suit!

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Lana, Archer has to
get out of there.

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- He's too hot.
- Shit. Archer, you're too hot.

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I know you wanna make up
for excluding me,

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but acknowledgement of
my attractiveness

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is not an apology.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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Damn it. It's locked.

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And you guys wanted
to go on missions without me.

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So... what are we looking for?

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Great. We're locked inside

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a high-security vault that

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appears to be protecting
a collection

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of bar mitzvah gifts.

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Krieger, since you know
the place so well,

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please enlighten us
on how we get out of here.

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I'm on it, but in the meantime,

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do not put
your hands on anything

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and send me a visual scan
of the room.

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I'm obviously not gonna
touch anything.

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I'm not a complete moron.

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Look, after whichever
one of you dies first,

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I can throw a little fiesta.

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- Damn it, Archer.
- What?

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That was fun.

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Countdown commence.

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Countdown to what?

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- Maybe more confetti?
- Confetti's positive, right?

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Archer, please don't touch
anything else.

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Define "anything." Wha!

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I need you guys to show me,
piece by piece,

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what's on those shelves.

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A phaser, coconut radio,
a fedora,

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cursed idol,
a mysterious floating cube...

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see, all of these things
represent something

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in Hands's life,
something she's...

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Played a hand in?

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- Huh?
- Of course!

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It's a puzzle!

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She's protecting the exo-suit
with a puzzle.

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Finally. God. I've been
bored as dog dicks.

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Mitsuko's not really a fun hang.

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Sorry that this
couldn't be more fun for you

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and that I might die in a vault
with limited oxygen

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because I'm with two assholes

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who suck the air out of
every room they're in.

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I'm sorry,
but I need to exercise.

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It helps me focus and rid
myself of anxious energy.

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Oh, if you're looking
for an exercise

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to define your jawline,
why don't you try

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shutting the hell up?

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Thank you, Chuck Barris.

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- Wha!
- Archer. Archer!

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- Archeeeeer!
- What?

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Stop! Touching! Everything!

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I've taken this last known
photo of Hands

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and converted it
into a stereogram.

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- Now we'll take the stereogram...
- Holy shitsnacks.

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Is this Stalin?

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00:09:02,723 --> 00:09:04,303
No, it's Hands.

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- Yeah, next to Joseph Stalin.
- Hey, guys.

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The stereogram revealed
a binary code,

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which, when fed into
a translator,

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delivered the word "babushka."

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- Does that mean anything?
- Ooh! Ooh!

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Earlier, I, uh, saw
one of these, uh,

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- Russian nesting dolls.
- Ah, sweet!

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- Open it up.
- Are you sure?

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- Cyril, just open the doll.
- Okay.

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Uh, it's empty.

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There's supposed to be a
bunch of tiny dolls trapped inside.

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- What did you just do, Cyril?
- Damn it, Cyril.

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Oh, my God. We're the tiny dolls

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trapped inside,
and we're all gonna die.

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I send a team to snatch

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some valuable tech prototype
before JUNO...

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Ugh, those dicks.

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And suddenly, everyone forgets

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how to pick up a phone?

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So disrespectful.

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You're the only one around here

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who gets to keep secrets
about missions.

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Right! Speaking of which...

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where the hell is Sterling?

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He's probably at home
because you told me

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to send out that
fake company email

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about the building fumigation
so he wouldn't come in.

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I never told you to do that.

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We're on such a roll with
all these lies to Sterling,

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I just can't stop!

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00:10:05,264 --> 00:10:06,799
I'm not trying to lie.

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I just want to protect him.
He's not ready.

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I wish my mom-slash-boss
would lie to me

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to keep me from getting hurt.

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Wait.

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Have you been telling me
a bunch of lies?

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- Call him.
- No!

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We've told him so many lies,

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and we're right on the verge
of breaking him.

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Fine.

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I don't know his number.

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Move. Idiot.

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Hello? Oh, my God.

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- Who are you trying to reach?
- Sterling.

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Who the hell is this?

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Is he the handsome man
in the black turtleneck?

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'Cause I guess he's not
so handsome now.

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What happened?

253
00:10:45,371 --> 00:10:46,872
This is his mother! Where is he?

254
00:10:46,905 --> 00:10:49,441
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.

255
00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,340
I don't know how
to tell you this.

256
00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:54,880
- He... he... he...
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

257
00:10:54,913 --> 00:10:56,272
What have I done?

258
00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:57,343
Got ya!

259
00:10:57,368 --> 00:10:59,204
Post-coma voicemail hoax.

260
00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:01,038
Yeah, I'm doing it.

261
00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:03,479
The mailbox
you are trying to reach

262
00:11:03,504 --> 00:11:04,505
is full.

263
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,147
God damn it!

264
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:09,224
And the student
becomes the master.

265
00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:12,623
Uh, we're relying on
Pam and Krieger

266
00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:14,270
to solve this death puzzle?

267
00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:17,010
Archer, please. The
power of positive change

268
00:11:17,035 --> 00:11:18,771
lives within...
Oh, just answer it!

269
00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:21,039
No, I don't wanna talk
to my mom about her stupid

270
00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:23,509
mother-son annual seafood lunch

271
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:27,480
that I missed... that
never existed before today...

272
00:11:27,513 --> 00:11:30,783
Oh, my God... and was planned
to distract me from

273
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,050
coming on this mission.

274
00:11:32,084 --> 00:11:34,387
- She did this!
- Yes, but she can help us.

275
00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:35,788
Help us? She can't even find me

276
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:36,981
a decent valet.

277
00:11:39,336 --> 00:11:40,391
Excuse me.

278
00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,030
You think I can't open the door
myself?

279
00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:43,529
- You're fired.
- But, sir,

280
00:11:43,562 --> 00:11:45,731
it is quite literally my job
to help you.

281
00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:47,065
You don't have a job.

282
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,935
Now close the door for me
so I can open it again myself,

283
00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:53,279
and then go home
and shut the door on your neck.

284
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,115
After you pick up
my dry cleaning.

285
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,483
Fine. I'll call her,

286
00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:02,677
but only to get her
to apologize.

287
00:12:06,652 --> 00:12:07,886
Malory Archer's office.

288
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,352
Yeah, it's me. Put me through.

289
00:12:09,377 --> 00:12:12,391
- Please hold.
- Well, well, well.

290
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:15,419
If it isn't my ungrateful son
who stood me up.

291
00:12:16,414 --> 00:12:18,549
No! Mother! Mother, what happened?

292
00:12:18,574 --> 00:12:20,508
Oh, my God!
Ms. Archer's been hit!

293
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:21,667
No! Oh, my God.

294
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,911
I never should have come
on this mission

295
00:12:22,935 --> 00:12:24,189
just to prove a p...

296
00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:26,705
Ha! Elaborate voicemail prank.

297
00:12:26,973 --> 00:12:28,555
- Leave it!
- Ahh!

298
00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:33,779
I can't believe I choked

299
00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:35,461
on the taste of my own medicine.

300
00:12:35,486 --> 00:12:38,336
No, I'm pretty sure
that's just the toxic gas.

301
00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:39,562
Oh, shit!

302
00:12:39,685 --> 00:12:41,929
The dicks from JUNO
have breached our perimeter.

303
00:12:41,954 --> 00:12:44,421
There's only one thing
we can do now.

304
00:12:45,226 --> 00:12:46,592
They need us.

305
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,389
No, do not come here.

306
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:49,728
Get us help.

307
00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:51,430
Oh, hell yeah!

308
00:12:52,385 --> 00:12:53,686
What?

309
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:57,736
Bonus turtleneck hot wing!
Sweet!

310
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,672
Ki-yah! Ki-yah!

311
00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:01,874
- Ki-yah! Ki-yah! Ki-yah!
- Oh.

312
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:02,941
You know, Lana.

313
00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:04,410
Since I got out of my coma,

314
00:13:04,443 --> 00:13:06,011
it's been really enlightening
to see

315
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,939
how you treat people
you allegedly "care about."

316
00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:11,406
How I treat people
I care about?

317
00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:13,633
Yeah, Lana, you keep them
far away from you

318
00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:15,763
so you can do whatever
you decide is best for you.

319
00:13:15,788 --> 00:13:17,556
- I'm sorry?
- You sent our daughter

320
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,168
a million miles away
to Swiss boarding school

321
00:13:19,192 --> 00:13:20,559
so you don't have to
deal with her?

322
00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:21,393
"Don't have to deal with her"?

323
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,369
I sent her there to receive

324
00:13:22,394 --> 00:13:23,637
the best education in the world

325
00:13:23,662 --> 00:13:24,607
instead of sitting around,

326
00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:26,039
waiting for you
to get out of a coma.

327
00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:28,167
Oh, okay. So I'm being punished

328
00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:30,869
because I chose to be
in a coma for three years.

329
00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,871
Not everything is about you!
Oh, my God!

330
00:13:32,905 --> 00:13:34,507
We're only in this
stupid death trap

331
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,784
because you do
whatever you want!

332
00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:36,975
This is bullshit.

333
00:13:37,009 --> 00:13:39,645
All of these stupid toys
don't mean anything.

334
00:13:39,678 --> 00:13:42,014
It's all just... oh, my God.

335
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:44,078
- The Six Million Dollar Man.
- Archer, no!

336
00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:45,547
Forget it.

337
00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:52,673
Holy shit.

338
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,334
Am I dead?
This has to be heaven.

339
00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:57,018
Wait. I went to heaven?

340
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,345
That... that can't be right.

341
00:13:59,258 --> 00:14:01,260
- Are you the devil?
- Not quite.

342
00:14:01,285 --> 00:14:04,317
Although, I'm sure the devil
will be as equally thrilled

343
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:07,388
when you arrive,
Sterling Archer.

344
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,428
So do you want a drink?

345
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:12,686
Uh, well, I guess if you're
eventually gonna kill me,

346
00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:15,339
I might as well be drunk
for that, so, yeah.

347
00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:16,399
A whiskey.

348
00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,563
- Do you need this?
- Yes, thank you.

349
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,490
I'm not gonna kill you.

350
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,574
I mean, crush you... sure...

351
00:14:26,988 --> 00:14:29,199
in electric football.

352
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:32,698
Ha! Holy shit.

353
00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:34,567
I always wanted one of these.

354
00:14:35,131 --> 00:14:36,350
Ugh, Archer was right.

355
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:39,239
It is somehow worse
when it's just the two of us.

356
00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:41,287
Universe, send us a sign.

357
00:14:41,999 --> 00:14:43,576
Now shut up
and focus on figuring out

358
00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:44,649
how to get us out of here!

359
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:46,512
Thank you, Lana. You're right.

360
00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:00,422
Three seconds.

361
00:15:04,984 --> 00:15:06,226
Damn it!

362
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:12,165
Okay. All right.

363
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,106
Okay. All right.

364
00:15:30,487 --> 00:15:32,188
Oh, shit!

365
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,957
God damn it!

366
00:15:39,062 --> 00:15:40,687
God damn it.

367
00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:01,847
- Being a spy is not that hard.
- Right?

368
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:05,542
Get me out of here!

369
00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:06,695
Get out. Get out.

370
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,642
Okay, go back. Go back! Go back!

371
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,993
Nice!

372
00:16:10,026 --> 00:16:11,395
Am I still in a coma?

373
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,738
Because these graphics
are amazing.

374
00:16:14,331 --> 00:16:16,066
This place is incredible.

375
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,387
Yeah, I've always loved games,

376
00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:20,211
but after my accident,
I got really into them.

377
00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:22,605
They ease my mind, but they're
also an escape from...

378
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,007
my physical limitations.

379
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,311
Oh, so your accident
is why they call you "Hands."

380
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:28,721
What? No, dummy.

381
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,150
Obviously,
it's because I'm the greatest

382
00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:31,710
inventor of all time,

383
00:16:31,735 --> 00:16:33,871
at the grace of
these perfect hands.

384
00:16:35,017 --> 00:16:36,596
Did you invent that
backpack thing?

385
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,455
The exo-suit? Jesus.

386
00:16:38,489 --> 00:16:39,942
Have you been in a coma
for three years?

387
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,769
Yeah.
Here, you should try it on.

388
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,496
When inside,
it redistributes weight

389
00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:46,897
with pressurized air.

390
00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,332
So people like you and me

391
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:50,534
can move our entire bodies
with no pain.

392
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,081
Oh, my God.

393
00:16:52,106 --> 00:16:53,974
I haven't felt like this
since space.

394
00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:55,393
I'm weightless. Whoo-hoo!

395
00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,477
Wait.

396
00:17:00,511 --> 00:17:01,760
Is this what we were
trying to steal?

397
00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:03,414
Well, your team
wants to steal it

398
00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:05,104
to prevent me from selling
to the highest bidder.

399
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,865
- And JUNO?
- JUNO wants to steal it

400
00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:08,427
because they are dicks.

401
00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:09,853
But this shouldn't be stolen.

402
00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:11,396
This should be shared
with everyone.

403
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,904
What's the point of stealing it?

404
00:17:14,975 --> 00:17:17,060
Oh, shit. It's a weapon.

405
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:19,430
This entire house

406
00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:20,875
is a trained killer!

407
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,899
I know, right? God, it's cool.

408
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,335
What about Archer?

409
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,169
We need to get back
to the van first.

410
00:17:26,202 --> 00:17:27,638
We can track Archer from there.

411
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,983
Oh, what about the exo-suit?
What about Hands?

412
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,999
The van is the Alamo!

413
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,038
Good luck with that.

414
00:17:41,223 --> 00:17:44,541
I'm gonna beat the high score
on everything.

415
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,267
This thing is incredible.

416
00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:47,666
Do you know what I could
do with this?

417
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,661
I could do everything
I used to do, but better.

418
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,913
- I could...
- You can't have sex

419
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,432
- in the suit.
- Well, I'm not so sure

420
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:57,889
- about that.
- Dude, you cannot have sex

421
00:17:57,914 --> 00:17:59,082
in the suit. Trust me.

422
00:17:59,107 --> 00:18:00,302
Well, now I can do a ton of

423
00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,787
other stuff I used to do.

424
00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:03,449
I can run. I can jump.

425
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:06,278
I can squat.
I can drink, which, honestly,

426
00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:07,982
hasn't really changed anyway,
but still...

427
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:09,079
I'm glad you like it, Archer.

428
00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:10,581
Like it? I love it!

429
00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:13,049
I love this house.
I love this bar.

430
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,486
I love this room. I love this.

431
00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:17,087
I love this.

432
00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:19,122
I hate this! I hate this!
I hate this!

433
00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:22,148
I don't wanna be a spy
anymore!

434
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:23,935
- Stupid!
- Fall back!

435
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,498
Fall back!

436
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:31,283
What the hell?

437
00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,525
Shit. I gotta go.

438
00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,962
What are you talking about?

439
00:18:35,987 --> 00:18:37,856
They're professionals,
and they made a choice

440
00:18:37,881 --> 00:18:38,991
to do this mission without you.

441
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,387
Yeah, but they obviously
need me.

442
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,314
After everything
they've done to you?

443
00:18:43,347 --> 00:18:45,837
They lied to you, chastised you,

444
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:48,831
and excluded you simply
because of your disability.

445
00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,296
They didn't even try
to look for you.

446
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,161
They were gonna leave you here.

447
00:18:53,156 --> 00:18:54,879
They don't deserve you.

448
00:18:58,295 --> 00:18:59,528
It's over.

449
00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:03,342
Just come out and give us
the damn exo-suit.

450
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,044
What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do? What do we do?

451
00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:06,269
- What do we do?
- All right.

452
00:19:06,303 --> 00:19:08,271
Cyril and I will engage them
in hand-to-hand.

453
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:09,874
Krieger,
use the distraction to...

454
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,101
Got it.

455
00:19:11,342 --> 00:19:12,846
Ah! I'm hit!

456
00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:14,268
I'm hit!

457
00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:16,189
I'm hit in my beautiful leg!

458
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,033
Shit!

459
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,292
- There's too many of them!
- Looks like you guys

460
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,386
- could use some help.
- Who's there?

461
00:19:22,419 --> 00:19:25,052
Oh,
just the world's greatest spy.

462
00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,028
Yeah, we'll see about that.

463
00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:30,235
Just so we're clear;
you guys do want my help now?

464
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,943
- Yes!
- Stop screwing around.

465
00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:36,390
Are you two sure
I'm not going to

466
00:19:36,415 --> 00:19:38,183
"just get in the way"?

467
00:19:40,437 --> 00:19:42,205
Damn it, Archer! We need you.

468
00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:44,074
And we're sorry!

469
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:48,078
That wasn't so hard now,
was it?

470
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:49,713
Wow, Archer.

471
00:19:49,746 --> 00:19:53,384
I guess being back on
missions really "suits" you.

472
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,443
- What?
- Because of your exo-suit.

473
00:19:55,468 --> 00:19:58,514
I think you mean my exo-suit.

474
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,658
If you leave here
with that suit,

475
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:04,685
it will only ever be used
for death and destruction.

476
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:08,064
- I don't think that's true.
- You got to see firsthand

477
00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:10,266
how this technology
can save a life and improve...

478
00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:11,961
Life? Five minutes ago,

479
00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:14,245
you were trying to convince me
to abandon my friends

480
00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,539
- and let them die.
- Hey!

481
00:20:15,572 --> 00:20:17,049
- That's destructive thinking!
- What?

482
00:20:17,074 --> 00:20:18,894
That was... a test.

483
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,620
I just woke up,
and I can tell that's bullshit.

484
00:20:21,645 --> 00:20:24,490
Archer, no one should be
limited the way we are.

485
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,451
If you leave it here with me,
I can continue perfecting it.

486
00:20:27,475 --> 00:20:29,582
And then, when it's ready,
I can share it

487
00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:31,404
with the people
who need it most.

488
00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:33,310
Well, I've determined
that I am the person

489
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:34,433
who needs it the most.

490
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,492
Good-bye, Hands.

491
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,561
Come on, Archer. Let's go.

492
00:20:37,594 --> 00:20:40,797
- I can't move.
- Oh, Archer.

493
00:20:40,831 --> 00:20:43,734
You think the smartest
robotics engineer on the planet

494
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,983
- wouldn't install a backup plan?
- Oh, no!

495
00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:47,069
On second thought...

496
00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:48,953
it's probably best

497
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,203
if the suit stays with you.

498
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,232
Die, you dicks!

499
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:01,460
No!

500
00:21:01,485 --> 00:21:03,168
You maniacs!

501
00:21:03,309 --> 00:21:05,010
You blew it up!

502
00:21:05,121 --> 00:21:07,324
Oh, damn you!

503
00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:11,194
God damn you all to hell!

504
00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:14,795
Oh, Krieger,
sorry about Mitsuko, dude.

505
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:16,062
Are you kidding?

506
00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:19,511
I have hundreds of backups
of her files.

507
00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:22,539
But do you know how much
cherry custom work

508
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,333
went into that van?

509
00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:29,956
That was a sweet-ass van, dude.

510
00:21:30,628 --> 00:21:36,830
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