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Ian!

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Ian!

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Is that you, playing silly
buggers downstairs?

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*CREDITS*

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Ian!

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Hello, Jimmy.

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Remember me?

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You killed my dad.

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Yeah, you might need to
narrow it down a bit.

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Okay. How's this?

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His name...

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was Bill Nokes.

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Was he like, this little fellow?

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Oh, for God sake.

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Don't shout at me. I'm trying
to remember. I'm getting old.

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Do you have like picture
of him or something?

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Well, not on me, no.

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I wasn't exactly planning
on doing this tonight.

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I've got one in the car.

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- Do you want to go and get it?
- No. C'mon think.

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Bill Noakes.

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The thing is

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it might be easier for
you to exact your revenge

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if you weren't standing...

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on a trap door!

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Idiot!

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Who's got a trap door in their house?

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Anyway, you're a plank.

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I do.

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Where the fuck is she at?

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Fucking unbelievable.

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She's only little.

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Gottcha!

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Now, if I was you

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I would you mind my step, treacle.

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Thanks, honey.

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Why don't you mind yours?

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I'm the one walking forwards and
you're the one walking backwards.

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Why would I need to mind my step?

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So, no one ever fallen
walking forward then, have they?

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Kinda unlikely in this kinda situation.

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OK yes, it's highly unlikely but I'm
saying stranger things have happened.

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You watch your step.

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You watch your step.
God! You are annoying.

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Now, your going to back off.

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Look, I don't want blood everywhere.

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I've just done shit loads of decorating.

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- It's nice.
- Thank you.

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What do you say that you and I

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have ourselves a little tumble.

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I can't stand knives.

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Eh?

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To the death though?

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Right?

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Yes! To the fucking death.

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Jesus!

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Thought it might get a
bit grim, that's all.

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You now, hand-to-hand.

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Maybe that's why they call me...

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The Grim Reaper.

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Maybe you're about to
reap what you sow.

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That's a very nice exchange.
I like that.

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Yeah, it felt organic.

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It did, didn't it?

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Oh!

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We'll go on then.

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Put your gun down.

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You put your gun down.

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No, you put your gun down.

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How about we put them
down together, nice...

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nice and slow?

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So Beth looks up.

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Fixes me square in the
eye and says, Jay

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you have got the most gorgeous balls.

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Oh fuck off.

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She did, bro. I swear.

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No bloke got gorgeous balls.

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OK? Mine are disgusting.

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I'm just going to put that out there.

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I have repulsive balls.

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Of course you do. All
balls are disgusting.

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They are the kind of balls that only
your mother could find gorgeous.

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I agree with you.
Mine are horrible.

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Uh!

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Ah. Fucking Hell!

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I bet even David Beckham
hasn't got gorgeous balls

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and his balls are golden.

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Oh, yeah. No one is doubting the
golden hue of a Beckham bollocks,

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but that's where the aesthetic
beauty of them come to a swift end.

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- You know what I mean?
- She said it though man.

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No, she's lying.

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Ah no, Beth never lies.

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She's like a priest. *

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- She has Shakira's hips.
- Exactly.

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But that's how I knew
we were going to spend

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the rest of our lives together.

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What?

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I'm going to ask her to marry me.

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You think it's a bad idea, don't you?

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I guess the only thing
is, it's been six months.

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Yeah, but it's like Dad used to
say when you know, you know.

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Yeah, but you think you know things

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but you don't know. It's
kind of like your thing.

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Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know.

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I'm saying I know I know.
And when you know, you

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you know certain... you you just
know it, innit?

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No because the second piece
of knowledge relies on

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the first one being factually accurate,

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which I'm saying might not be.

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Mate, just because you've been dumped.

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It doesn't mean the rest of us have
to be fucking miserable. Does it?

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Kid has been a long time.

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Yeah.

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Well...

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I hate to break it to you kid, but...

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she thinks it's the end of the world

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and she's run off to
some rich geezers house

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in the middle of the night.

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What do you think's happening?

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She's blatantly in there right now just

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throwing some guy around the bed

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like his last night alive.

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You killed my dad.

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You've made your bed.

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Now you're going to die.

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Please, do not tell me you dragged
me all the way up

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the stairs just to say that.

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Yes.

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It's fucking terrible.

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Shut up.

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I am sorry about

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killing Phil.

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Bill!

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Shit! Fuck! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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It feels like you're doing
this on purpose now.

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I swear to God. I'm not. I'm not.

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I watched him bleed to
death on the floor.

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Your mistake was leaving
me alive that night.

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You shouldn't have done that.

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Ohhh

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Oh, I remember you.

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You are little Miss Penguin, ain?t yah?

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I always wondered what happened to you.

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Yes, well,

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now you know.

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It was a bit mean of you to kill
that geezer outside,

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you know, Ian.

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What did he do?

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It's moot point though, isn't it?

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We're all dead anyway.

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Put the news on.

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See for yourself.

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In other news, the world
biscuit eating championships

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got off to a fantastic start today.

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I don't understand.

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I think you'll find it's the
highest amount of biscuits

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consumed within an
allocated time frame.

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Why is no one speaking about it?

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Fuck!

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You stabbed me!

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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I meant to kill you.

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You stabbed me

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while my back was turned.

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That is so...

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rude!

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Come on, then.

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Fuck!!!

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Kim?

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Kim!

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I'm going out there again.

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Don't stab me.

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Or shoot me.

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I'm serious.

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I promise. I promise.

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Kim where are you?

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Up here.

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Hey, Kim.

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Did you lie to me tonight

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about the end of the world?

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I..I... won.... nah. I
mean I wouldn't say..

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- it wasn't exactly...
- Nicky!

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Did you lie to me?

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That is so rude.

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I was about to tell you

186
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but you just run out
of there so quickly.

187
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But it's okay, right?

188
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I mean, it's not like anyone died.

189
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Kim!

190
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Fuck!

191
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Kim?

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Tell...

193
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Joe.

194
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Who's Joe?

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Tell...

196
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Tell Joe

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Tell him what?

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Who's Joe?

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Is he dead?

200
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Check his pulse. Is he dead?

201
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There's some of his brain on the table.

202
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Well, how much?

203
00:13:22,963 --> 00:13:25,830
You want me to tell you how much
of his brain is on the table?

204
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Yes, Jay. If it is not
too much trouble,

205
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I would like you to inform
me how much of his brain...

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I think any amount of brain
is too much brain, isn't it?

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I'm sorry. I forgot you're a fucking
brain surgeon. When did that happen?

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Was it before or after you got promoted
to the supermarket deli counter?

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It's a bit much, mate.

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This is getting personal and shit.

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00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,530
I was going to ask you to
be my best man as well.

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00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:47,399
Why are you still
talking about weddings

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00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,169
when there's two dead people?

214
00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:55,900
It's the fish counter anyway.

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Jerk!

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Kim!

217
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:02,349
Where have you been?
Are you okay?

218
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,420
What's happening?

219
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,900
Who are they? Why they attacking you?

220
00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:06,200
Oh God, you're in shock.

221
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,724
She's in shock.

222
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:09,749
Should we get some frozen peas?

223
00:14:09,822 --> 00:14:11,522
Let's get some frozen peas.
Okay... Ummmm

224
00:14:12,381 --> 00:14:14,010
Jay. Google the recovery position.

225
00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:15,224
We need to leave bro.

226
00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:16,800
Peas, peas... I got peas. Great!

227
00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:20,134
These will help. Just
okay, just hold that.

228
00:14:21,064 --> 00:14:23,529
Okay. I'll tell you
what, I just.... just

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00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:24,884
Okay.

230
00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:27,046
I'm going to call the police right now.

231
00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:29,114
Is there anything you need
to tell me before I do?

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00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,630
Anything at all?

233
00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:37,773
Okay.

234
00:14:46,951 --> 00:14:48,573
What can I get you darling?

235
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:49,581
Coffee, please.

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00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,200
What sort?

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You pick.

238
00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:00,293
_

239
00:15:02,184 --> 00:15:04,600
She doesn't look so dangerous
on the end there.

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00:15:04,795 --> 00:15:06,121
Tell that to my husband.

241
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:07,996
Isn't that right, Carl?

242
00:15:09,053 --> 00:15:11,460
She caught me with a
sucker punch. Mandy.

243
00:15:11,524 --> 00:15:13,024
How many times?

244
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:16,696
If she comes in again, I'll put her
smarmy little head through the window.

245
00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:20,831
And which window would
that be, my good man?

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There you go, my darling.

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All sorted.

248
00:16:22,095 --> 00:16:24,100
Okay, this is fucked up, man.

249
00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,067
We need to call the police right now.

250
00:16:26,329 --> 00:16:29,290
Also, bro. Seriously,
you look fucking ridiculous.

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00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:33,339
I know. I know. I just
need to speak to Kim first

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00:16:33,378 --> 00:16:34,977
and find out what's really going on.

253
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,353
What's really going on, is
we're trapped in a house

254
00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:39,593
with some weirdo, who's
clearly out of her mind.

255
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,500
All right, easy with the judging.

256
00:16:41,537 --> 00:16:43,085
Ever heard of moral relativism?

257
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,610
Obviously not, no.

258
00:16:44,726 --> 00:16:46,433
She is not out of her mind, is she?

259
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:49,424
She's just... out of her context.
That's all.

260
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,400
She's not a weirdo.
She needs our help.

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00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,299
She's probably just as
scared as we are.

262
00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:59,100
I think she's perfectly nice.

263
00:17:00,024 --> 00:17:02,897
Right. We've only got an hour
before we've got company.

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00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:07,913
We don't want his thugs
to know we've been here.

265
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,627
So we'll take Ian's body with us.

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00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:12,158
Make it look like he killed
Jimmy, and fled the scene.

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00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,326
He will be easier to
move in smaller pieces.

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00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:15,179
Happy?

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00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:16,909
- What the..?
- The thing is...

270
00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,419
You got a better plan?

271
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,399
Not necessarily... better.

272
00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:22,206
But we were just thinking,

273
00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:23,965
maybe call the Police

274
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,774
calmly explain what happened?

275
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,854
No, what happened
Nicky, is 15 years ago

276
00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:31,249
that man killed my dad in front of me.

277
00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,256
I was six years old.

278
00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,004
I'm so sorry.

279
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,294
He ruined my life.

280
00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:44,500
And now he's dead.

281
00:17:46,201 --> 00:17:47,282
Yeah, except

282
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:49,375
he threw himself off the balcony.

283
00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:50,886
You didn't do that Kim.

284
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,106
And look at this guy.

285
00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:55,335
Oh my...

286
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,372
Have you seen the guns upstairs?

287
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,068
I mean... we'll say
it was self-defense.

288
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,426
It was really.

289
00:18:04,512 --> 00:18:05,661
Of course,

290
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,024
you're right.

291
00:18:08,099 --> 00:18:09,477
You should call the police.

292
00:18:09,735 --> 00:18:11,600
Tell them exactly what happened.

293
00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:14,531
All I ask is that you give
me one hour to disappear.

294
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,273
Can you do that for me?

295
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,300
Disappear? Like... for good?

296
00:18:18,325 --> 00:18:20,092
Just tell them I
knocked you unconscious.

297
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:22,962
Okay then. Sure.

298
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,725
- But...
- I'm still mad at you!

299
00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:28,367
And this is just for my list,

300
00:18:28,897 --> 00:18:30,918
because I don't know when I'll get
another chance.

301
00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,800
Have a nice life.

302
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,175
Fuck my life!

303
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,450
I get the frozen peas.

304
00:19:03,015 --> 00:19:04,394
He's lost a lot of blood,

305
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:06,793
we need to get him to the
hospital or he's going to die.

306
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,045
Kim.

307
00:19:12,338 --> 00:19:14,100
So not being funny, but

308
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,178
am I the only one that's thinking...?

309
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:19,887
You know.

310
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:23,545
Let nature take its
course and all that.

311
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,982
- Jay!
- He's a fucking Nazi gangster.

312
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,073
He'll do the same to us.

313
00:19:27,102 --> 00:19:28,202
I'm not actually.

314
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,712
I got a tattoo when I was 16.

315
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,754
Confused...
insecure...

316
00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:37,281
trying to fit in with the crowd.

317
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,514
It's a young man's game, isn't it?

318
00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:41,043
Being a Nazi?

319
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:41,995
Yeah.

320
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,695
You get older and you realise

321
00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:47,528
that everyone's just
trying to muddle along.

322
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,205
The cruel world is the problem
not the people in it.

323
00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:52,300
I made mistakes in my life.

324
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,200
I'm happy with the person I've become.

325
00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:57,900
I will say that with
my hand on my heart.

326
00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:02,850
God! He's a sweetheart.

327
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:03,985
If we help this guy,

328
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:06,263
we're all going to prison for this.
You know that don't you?

329
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,573
If it comes to it,

330
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:08,755
I take the blame.

331
00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:09,996
I promise you that.

332
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,500
But saving Ian is the
right thing to do.

333
00:20:18,809 --> 00:20:21,330
Okay, you call the hospital and
let them know that we're coming.

334
00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:23,558
I'll dash to the car quickly
and get it all set up for Ian.

335
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:24,356
Sure, Kim...

336
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,727
Kar-dash-Ian.

337
00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,948
Kim Kar-dash-Ian.

338
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,459
Okay, we're in a rush so don't worry

339
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:35,799
but remind me to explain
that to you later.

340
00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:38,314
Because that's probably the best
thing I've said in like... ever.

341
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,975
Sorry. What do you mean later?

342
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:43,152
Oh, I just thought, because
of the whole, you know.

343
00:20:43,194 --> 00:20:45,329
I told you, that kiss was for my list.

344
00:20:45,434 --> 00:20:47,276
Just like everything
else was supposed to be.

345
00:20:48,587 --> 00:20:50,200
I was so excited.

346
00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:52,840
And then you lied to me, didn't you?

347
00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:54,727
Now it's all ruined.

348
00:20:56,365 --> 00:20:58,727
I just think a bit of
moral relativism would...

349
00:20:58,752 --> 00:20:59,900
I'm glad we met.

350
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:01,825
I really am.

351
00:21:03,326 --> 00:21:04,472
But, when you lie to someone,

352
00:21:04,508 --> 00:21:06,400
you squeeze the toothpaste
out of the tube.

353
00:21:07,721 --> 00:21:09,410
You can't put it back in again.

354
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,699
Now, hang on son...

355
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,164
Just wait.

356
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,624
In that room through there,

357
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,997
there's 500 grand in cash

358
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,730
hidden in the fireplace.

359
00:21:39,092 --> 00:21:40,500
It's plenty more where that came from.

360
00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:41,650
Just...

361
00:21:42,304 --> 00:21:43,827
don't kill me, please.

362
00:21:45,943 --> 00:21:48,219
This was to make you
more comfortable, Ian.

363
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,955
Oh, I thought you were going
to smother me to death.

364
00:21:52,002 --> 00:21:52,822
No!

365
00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:53,764
Ohhh...

366
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:54,749
Thank you.

367
00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:56,153
No.
Not having it now.

368
00:21:59,173 --> 00:22:01,174
- Where you going?
- Where do you think?

369
00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:03,000
I was only joking about the mon...

370
00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:04,275
Oh.

371
00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,830
Shittity shit.

372
00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:22,782
Hello, darling.

373
00:22:25,556 --> 00:22:28,256
I don't understand why you need to
brush your teeth now anyway kid.

374
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:30,191
I'm kind of in the middle
of some serious shit.

375
00:22:30,253 --> 00:22:32,099
What? No, Jay. It's a metaphor.

376
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,647
It means you can't undo
something once you've done it.

377
00:22:34,694 --> 00:22:37,300
Like... you can't tell
a lie and then...

378
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,593
Oi! You two, come and
have a look at this.

379
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,280
Quick!

380
00:22:48,047 --> 00:22:49,700
Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

381
00:22:49,752 --> 00:22:51,948
- Put it back, man.
- Fuck off!

382
00:22:51,983 --> 00:22:53,734
We just need to get Ian to the hospital

383
00:22:53,765 --> 00:22:55,240
and our story straight to the police.
That is it.

384
00:22:55,265 --> 00:22:57,200
Okay, and what if we go to the
police and Kim blames it on us.

385
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,701
- She's not going to do that, is she?
- Guys!

386
00:22:58,726 --> 00:22:59,513
How do you know?

387
00:22:59,538 --> 00:23:01,433
Because honesty is like her thing.

388
00:23:01,476 --> 00:23:03,023
Bro, you don't even know her.

389
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,342
I know her well enough.
All right?

390
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,024
- Guys!
- Yes, Ian?

391
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:07,948
Jeez!

392
00:23:07,988 --> 00:23:09,423
A little moaner, ain't he?

393
00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:11,971
What do you want man?

394
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:13,749
Is she supposed to take
me to the hospital?

395
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:19,321
Kim!

396
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:40,691
*CREDITS*