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Sorry, Dad. You wanted to have a talk?

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I did.

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Uh, I-I've put it off
long enough. It's time.

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Uh, uh, uh, you seem to be

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getting closer with your girlfriend,

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and when that is so,

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certain bodily... initiatives

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are engaged... uh,

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and, uh, uh, you may find yourself

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wanting to have...

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Italian ice! Sound good?

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Okay, Ray.

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Look.

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Everyone...

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ripens at their own pace.

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I mean, when I was your
age, I certainly wasn't...

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Ah, maybe I could have. I
don't know. It's hard to say.

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Actually, there was this
one party where this chick

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Lana DeLagala was giving me these vibes.

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I had just gotten this suede jacket.

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It was really cool.
I smelled like a book.

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You know what? That... Forget that.

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Back to our talk.

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Ooh!

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A baby panda at the zoo?!

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We should give this guy a ride.

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This is me.

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Thanks for the lift.

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You sure you have to go?

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Screw it. Ray, we're having the talk.

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All right.

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And I want you to know

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that if you have any other
questions, you can come to me.

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Dad. Wow.

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Taylor and I are so far from that.

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But the fact that you
thought I needed the talk

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is a huge, huge honor.

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I have a lot of follow-up questions.

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Sure. You can ask them on the way back.

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What's Spanish for "U-turn"?

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Hey. Look at you. Up for parole already.

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I found a bunch of scrubs
on the school payroll

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who can act as aides to the new

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special-needs students
starting this week.

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And today, Kenneth and I
are going to train them.

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Oh. Dr. Miller wanted you to do that?

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- We'll find out.
- Ahh.

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Father, this is for you.

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Is this a pen? Why?

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I am a man now.

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You made that very clear yesterday.

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So I wanted to give you a
token from one man to another.

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Why does Ray think he's a man now?

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Ah, prepare to be impressed.

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I took some initiative and I
gave Ray "the talk" yesterday.

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I wasn't sure how I'd be at it at first,

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but once I got going, it really...

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clicked... clicked. Ah, it's a twister.

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So that was the first
time you did that, was it?

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Meaning, you gave Ray the
talk before his older brother.

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Don't we always say, whatever
the other kids get, JJ gets?

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Yes, but Ray's got a
girlfriend right now.

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You know, it felt like the
time for a father-son moment.

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But JJ deserves father-son moments.

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Just 'cause we're living
in an upside-down world

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where Ray has a girlfriend
doesn't change that.

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Of course it doesn't.

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And I know exactly how to fix this.

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And until you do...
pen goes in the hair.

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Aw!

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O-Okay. What's this, weirdo?

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That brand-new kid up
there? He's so jealous of me.

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You? What's he jealous of?

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The whole package, I assume.

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Just wish his jealousy didn't make him

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pull elaborate mind games to torture me.

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Ohh. He's picking on you.

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Okay, you just believed
Mom when she told you

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everyone who picks on you is jealous.

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Look. I'll take care of this kid.

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No! I don't need your
help! You're my little sister!

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Thank you.

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Aah! Bats! Bats!

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Brandon, I'm Ray's little...

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Ray, buddy, don't open your backpack.

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You don't tell me what to do.

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Aah! More bats!

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How'd you even do that?

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I thought I knew a thing
or two about messing with Ray,

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- but this is next-level.
- Thanks.

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Plus I fed the pigeons a ton
of corn so they'd make a mess,

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which is great since Ray...

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Hates bird poop!

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- I'm Dylan.
- Brandon.

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Great. Now you're
jealous of me together.

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Good morning. Thank
you all for being here.

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My name is Maya DiMeo,

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and you know your old colleague Kenneth.

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Maya, can I move away from this board?

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You may erase the arrow pointing at you.

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So we'll be preparing to work
with some wonderful children

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with a variety of different needs.

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One is visually impaired,
one has cerebral palsy.

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Woot! Woot! C.P. in the house!

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One has autism.

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One has nine heads.

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One was the original
drummer in The Beatles.

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Give me that.

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This is dirty.

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As a rough guide, I've provided copies

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of my own son's care manual,
which I trust you've read.

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Any questions? Yes.

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If this is a new job, do we
get all new vacation days?

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Oh, you got big plans, White Shaq?

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George and Amal expecting
you in Lake Como?

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I don't have an answer for that, sir.

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Yes?

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Them kids. Is they contagious?

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No, they is not contagious!
How did you ever teach English?!

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I am offering you a chance to matter,

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instead of half-assing your
way through your whole lives.

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Is any of you int... Ugh!

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Are any of you interested at all?

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They are useless!

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Why can't you fire them
and hire qualified aides?

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Different reasons.

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Uh, the librarian is tenured,

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the crossing guard is a descendant

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of the Lafayette the
school is named for...

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The woman who picked her nose and
flung it at Kenneth is a Lafayette?

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A lot of inbreeding in that family.

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Well, they all have to go.

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Yeah. I'm not leaving this
room until you fire them.

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Then I will leave this
room and hide from you.

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Wait. What if they quit?

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- Hmm.
- If they quit...

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that means that you
don't have to fire them,

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which means we can replace them, yes?

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- I suppose that's true.
- Well, then, I'll make them quit.

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And stay out.

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Nice little surprise, right?

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Here we are.

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Huh? Father, son, and Mother...

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Nature.

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You know, as long as we're
here, it just occurred to me.

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How would you like to have... the talk?

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Ahh.

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The human body is a
miraculous thing...

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capable of incredible...

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"You don't have to do this.

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I know about S-E-X."

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You win again, Internet.

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But just let me know if you
ever want to talk about anything.

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All right? I'm your dad.
That's what I'm here for.

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"There is something."

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Bring it on.

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"Will I get to...

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have a W-I... wife?

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Be a dad?"

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Uh. "Take care of a F-A... family?"

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Yeah. 'Course!

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Yeah, you can do anything
you set your mind to.

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My answer to that is
a... Is a good old...

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Soitenly!

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It is 2:17. I told you to
be here at 2:00 p.m. sharp!

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We were all here waiting for you.

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What'd you call me?

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You call me a "ewe"? That is a baby cow!

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I think a baby cow is a calf.

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Ah, well, lookee here.

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We got ourselves a
real baby-animal expert.

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I'm gonna call you Petting Zoo.

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You make me sick! Can't believe
any of you want to be aides.

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We don't want to be aides.

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We do want to keep getting our checks.

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Pick it up!

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In fact, all of you on the ground.

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And while you're down there,
give me 20 jumping jacks.

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On the ground? I think
you mean push-ups.

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Ohh. We got ourselves
a real exercise expert.

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I'm gonna call you Jack LaLanne.

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But I'm Petting Zoo.

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Maya.

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What does this have to
do with being an aide?

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Oh, no, no, no. Nothing. I
want to get these losers to quit

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so we can hire a bunch of
competent people to replace them.

188
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Well, you didn't even
give them a chance!

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They can't take care of these kids.

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You got to be special
to do this job, Kenneth.

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Well, you didn't think I was very
special when I first showed up.

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Seeing as how far we've come,
haven't you learned anything?

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No.

194
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If this is the game you're
playing, you can play it alone.

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Well, hoo-wee! One loser gone already!

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Wow. You were right.

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Duct tape is just as fun as birds.

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What is going on?!

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Hon, will you give us a minute?

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You brought him into our house?!

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Yeah! Nowhere's safe now.

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We've had our fun, you and I,

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but Brandon just takes
it to a different level.

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Did you at least figure out
what his problem with me is?

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He hates band kids.

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I'm not in band!

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I know. Isn't he irrational?

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I think I might love him.

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What?!

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00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:47,190
Oh, look at that. Perfect.

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This is gonna make a
perfect s'more, right?

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S-O-I-T... "Soitenly."

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Hey, we should go for a walk

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and get some more marshmallow sticks.

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"Let me do it."

218
00:09:02,288 --> 00:09:04,822
Uh, you want to go out alone, you think?

219
00:09:04,824 --> 00:09:07,758
I mean, you could get
lost or... or stuck...

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"You said I could do anything.

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If I can have a family,
I can get some sticks."

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You know what? You're right.

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You go get some sticks. And I... Okay.

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I will sit here and not worry about

225
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where you are or how you are...

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or bears.

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Okay, worms, your first task today...

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Take this hat and put it
in that window up there.

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Is this to show us that the
kids overcome challenges,

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so we need to overcome things

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- that seem impossible?
- Sure.

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So, you want us to, like,
climb on top of each other?

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Somebody's gonna get killed.

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- Oh, are you out? You're quitting?
- No.

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Do it now, 'cause the other
things aren't any easier.

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So we're gonna make a human ladder.

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Which one of you is gonna be the base?

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What's the point of us
doing your housekeeping?

239
00:10:01,641 --> 00:10:03,075
Oh, well, if you want it all to stop,

240
00:10:03,077 --> 00:10:05,249
you know the magic words... "I Quit."

241
00:10:05,985 --> 00:10:08,719
What's the matter? Never
folded a fitted sheet before?

242
00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:10,654
It's hard because of the elastic.

243
00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:12,956
Life's hard because of the elastic!

244
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:15,559
Right. Did you all bring your
toothbrushes like I instructed?

245
00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:18,696
Switch with your neighbor.

246
00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:21,298
And start brushing.

247
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,002
Eww! Stop it! You
were just gonna do it?!

248
00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:26,336
What's the matter with you people?!

249
00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:27,438
Why aren't you quitting?

250
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,739
'Cause it's gonna be worth it.

251
00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:30,307
What? Who told you that?

252
00:10:30,309 --> 00:10:32,776
Kenneth. He told us not to give up.

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00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:34,878
You are kidding me.

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00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,780
He also asked we ain't tell her that.

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00:10:36,782 --> 00:10:39,451
Congratulations. You
won this round. Go home.

256
00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:41,752
Ooh! You know what could be fun?

257
00:10:41,754 --> 00:10:43,987
If we wrapped him up and put
him in a present at Christmas.

258
00:10:43,989 --> 00:10:46,423
You still think we'll be
bullying Ray at Christmas?

259
00:10:47,526 --> 00:10:48,692
I'm really happy.

260
00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:49,760
Me too.

261
00:10:52,765 --> 00:10:55,002
Kenneth, I assume you know why I'm here.

262
00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:56,571
Well, I won't say I'm not flattered.

263
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,971
But I respect Jimmy too much.

264
00:10:58,974 --> 00:11:00,307
Good night.

265
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:03,340
You're ruining my plan. Why'd
you tell those losers not to quit?

266
00:11:03,342 --> 00:11:04,849
What'd you even say to them anyway?

267
00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:07,678
That you're an enormous pain in the
ass and that they shouldn't let you win.

268
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,046
Excuse me!

269
00:11:09,048 --> 00:11:11,415
I am a joy in the ass!

270
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,317
I need people who care about the kids.

271
00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:15,966
Well, they might care. They're
sticking it out with you.

272
00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:18,144
No! They're just doing the bare minimum

273
00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:19,647
to protect their cushy jobs.

274
00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:21,191
What happens when my back is turned?

275
00:11:21,193 --> 00:11:22,326
I don't even want to know.

276
00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:24,495
Stop sabotaging me sabotaging them!

277
00:11:24,497 --> 00:11:25,829
You know what?

278
00:11:25,831 --> 00:11:28,265
On second thought, it's
not like Jimmy's my brother.

279
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:29,666
Come on in.

280
00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,936
Nice s'more sticks.

281
00:11:32,938 --> 00:11:35,472
Hmm. Too obvious.

282
00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:36,774
Enh.

283
00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:45,249
Come on, buddy. Right over here.

284
00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:57,828
Ca-caw!

285
00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:06,403
Hey! JJ.

286
00:12:06,405 --> 00:12:09,072
I was just following this
beautiful bird. Did you hear it?

287
00:12:09,074 --> 00:12:10,808
It sounded like "Ca-caw"!

288
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:13,577
I'm sorry. I just wanted you to be safe.

289
00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:14,878
There was that steep hill,

290
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,047
and I know you get nervous
about flipping. I...

291
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:22,001
"This is D-dumb. Let's just go home."

292
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,390
I am never getting my pen back.

293
00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,631
We don't stop until we get this.

294
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,209
- Yeah!
- This is important.

295
00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:38,468
For the reason what
the England lady said.

296
00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,704
Bloody hell. They do care.

297
00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:42,673
Looking good, guys! We can do this!

298
00:12:42,675 --> 00:12:45,509
Yeah, let's keep talking, 'cause
you're getting so much lighter.

299
00:12:45,511 --> 00:12:48,445
Okay. Just hang for a sec.
We'll be on the road soon.

300
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:54,818
Whoa! What was that?

301
00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:58,155
JJ! Are you out there?

302
00:12:58,157 --> 00:12:59,990
Okay.

303
00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:02,993
Look. This is gonna be fine. I, uh...

304
00:13:02,995 --> 00:13:05,229
Ohh... crap.

305
00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:06,789
All right. I don't have any service.

306
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:09,366
Um, we'll just hang tight

307
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:12,102
and wait for somebody to
come by and help, okay?

308
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,206
J... JJ?

309
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,469
JJ?!

310
00:13:18,472 --> 00:13:20,444
JJ, stay put. It's not safe.

311
00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:22,077
JJ!

312
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,158
This is my worst sex talk ever.

313
00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:39,307
I-I don't know how this works.

314
00:13:48,685 --> 00:13:50,552
All right, Jimmy. This is the big one.

315
00:13:50,554 --> 00:13:52,454
Y-a-a-ah! Ohh!

316
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,688
Ow! It's not the big one.

317
00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:58,159
Look. I hate that you think
I'm a giant pain in the ass.

318
00:13:58,161 --> 00:14:00,362
But I was wrong about those people.

319
00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:01,696
They do care.

320
00:14:01,698 --> 00:14:04,266
And I need your help getting them ready.

321
00:14:04,268 --> 00:14:07,068
'Cause there's nobody
better to teach them.

322
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:09,004
Well, okay.

323
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:10,405
But on one condition.

324
00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:12,507
I'm the one that gets
to hold the whistle now.

325
00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:13,875
I didn't have a whistle.

326
00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:15,443
Okay, well, then, I have no conditions.

327
00:14:15,445 --> 00:14:19,281
Now we're going to practice
chair-to-chair transfers.

328
00:14:24,354 --> 00:14:25,869
Aah!

329
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,123
Did she say chair-to-floor?!

330
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,902
Now, another thing you need to know

331
00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:42,437
about dealing with disabled people...

332
00:14:42,439 --> 00:14:44,372
Excuse me. Aren't we supposed to say

333
00:14:44,374 --> 00:14:46,308
"people with disabilities"?

334
00:14:47,778 --> 00:14:49,444
You're damn right you are!

335
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,981
Oh!

336
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,887
Dude. That was awesome.

337
00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:36,691
"Let's... go... rescue...

338
00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:39,027
my... dad."

339
00:15:39,029 --> 00:15:41,229
Ray! Think quick!

340
00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:43,131
Why?!

341
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,133
Now!

342
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,904
Brandon! You were
supposed to pull him in.

343
00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:51,373
I'm sorry, Dylan.

344
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,141
It's just not that exciting anymore.

345
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:54,676
He wasn't even annoying today.

346
00:15:54,678 --> 00:15:57,178
He's been kind of... cool.

347
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,848
Thank you! Smart is sexy!

348
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,583
He just called himself sexy.

349
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,019
Brandon. F-Fart on
him. You're scaring me.

350
00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:06,988
This all just went too fast.

351
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:10,392
I think... I want to bully other people.

352
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,897
JJ?!

353
00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:17,966
I'm getting you out of there!

354
00:16:17,968 --> 00:16:20,468
JJ? Nope. That doesn't make any sense.

355
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,870
Your son came and got me.

356
00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:23,104
He did?

357
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,609
You went all the way
to the ranger station?

358
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,345
Rode through the night,
by yourself, to get help?

359
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,882
I can't believe you did that.

360
00:16:35,218 --> 00:16:38,119
Class, it's been a long journey.

361
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:41,489
We've all learned a lot, especially me.

362
00:16:41,491 --> 00:16:44,426
But now, finally, it is time for you

363
00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:46,895
to leave these hallowed halls

364
00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:48,563
to return...

365
00:16:48,565 --> 00:16:52,033
to these halls... to work.

366
00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:53,067
Hmm.

367
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:55,003
Let's meet your students!

368
00:16:57,441 --> 00:17:00,608
Congratulations. You trained them.

369
00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:03,044
Any chance you can work
your magic on a dog?

370
00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:04,245
No.

371
00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:06,281
Oh, look. They're doing great.

372
00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:08,783
We found the right
student for each of them.

373
00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:11,186
This isn't the kind of
book I usually read,

374
00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:14,556
but we don't know each
other that well... yet.

375
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,053
She speaks sign language.

376
00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:20,498
Ohh.

377
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:21,485
_

378
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:22,574
_

379
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:25,098
_

380
00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:27,602
Oh, my God! You're a Hufflepuff, too?!

381
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,871
That's crazy! We're the same person!

382
00:17:29,873 --> 00:17:32,340
You know, Kenneth was right about you.

383
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,275
What? That I'm a giant pain in the ass?

384
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,544
- No, he never said that.
- What did he say?

385
00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:37,712
He said you were tough,

386
00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:39,681
but you're the best
mother he'd ever met...

387
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,717
and if these kids' moms are like you,

388
00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:44,319
we'll love this job.

389
00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:46,391
Hi.

390
00:17:46,394 --> 00:17:48,489
And what are you two
ladies talking about?

391
00:17:48,492 --> 00:17:50,825
- Just your dumb face.
- Yeah, bugger off, stupid.

392
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:53,029
Okay. Geez.

393
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,933
So...

394
00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:00,668
About our talk earlier.

395
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:03,538
I always want to tell you

396
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,474
that you can do anything
you set your mind to.

397
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,611
But there are some things you can't do.

398
00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:12,447
And that's okay. There are
some things I can't do.

399
00:18:12,449 --> 00:18:14,582
I-I can't wink for some reason.

400
00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:17,151
See? It's... It's this.

401
00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:22,824
I know. Your challenges are
different than... winking.

402
00:18:22,826 --> 00:18:25,627
And when I think about
what it would take

403
00:18:25,629 --> 00:18:28,630
for you to be a dad...

404
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,865
take care of a family...

405
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:33,274
it's tricky to see.

406
00:18:34,938 --> 00:18:37,839
But it was also hard to imagine

407
00:18:37,841 --> 00:18:40,542
you going to a mainstream school

408
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:43,811
or spending a whole summer at camp.

409
00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,214
And I certainly could never imagine

410
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,283
you doing what you did today.

411
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:52,086
I don't know what the future holds,

412
00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:54,486
but I do know...

413
00:18:54,489 --> 00:18:56,322
you are extraordinary, son.

414
00:18:57,627 --> 00:18:59,259
And even if you don't do

415
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:03,097
everything you put your mind to,

416
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:05,033
you've come pretty damn close so far.

417
00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:09,671
Can you have a family?

418
00:19:09,673 --> 00:19:11,806
I am going to change my answer

419
00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:14,008
from a patronizing...

420
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,977
"Yeah, definitely!"...

421
00:19:15,979 --> 00:19:19,948
to a very sincere...

422
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,115
"maybe."

423
00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:28,156
"Thank you for being
H-O... Honest with me."

424
00:19:28,158 --> 00:19:29,547
Oh.

425
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:35,597
We got to get back.

426
00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:37,732
We should relieve ourselves
before we hit the road.

427
00:19:38,768 --> 00:19:43,271
"Aren't you afraid of
the O-U... outhouse?"

428
00:19:43,273 --> 00:19:46,224
Pfft! Outhouse? We're
two men in the woods!

429
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,084
How much did you have to drink?

430
00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:56,555
All right. Where is he?

431
00:19:56,557 --> 00:19:57,890
What are you doing?

432
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,292
You and Brandon drove me crazy.

433
00:20:00,294 --> 00:20:01,860
But since you parted ways,

434
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,549
you haven't done a
single mean thing to me.

435
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:04,763
I want my sister back.

436
00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,494
And if Brandon's tired of bullying me,

437
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,834
then I guess it's time
to spice things up.

438
00:20:08,836 --> 00:20:10,301
I'm a band kid now.

439
00:20:10,304 --> 00:20:12,104
That's really sweet, Ray. But I don't...

440
00:20:19,613 --> 00:20:21,613
There he is.

441
00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:27,920
Aah! Aah!

442
00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:33,559
You are bullying in front

443
00:20:33,561 --> 00:20:35,961
of the "no bullying" poster, you load!

444
00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:38,130
You're gonna catch
your own bird this time.

445
00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:40,629
Mm-hmm. Gosh!

446
00:20:40,632 --> 00:20:41,746
I'm sorry.

447
00:20:41,749 --> 00:20:43,135
It's okay.

448
00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:46,004
Look. Thanks for caring.
You are a good brother, Ray.

449
00:20:46,007 --> 00:20:49,608
And I'm sure I'll be ready to
bully you again, eventually.

450
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:51,977
Can't phrase it any better than
one Sarah McLachlan, who said...

451
00:20:51,979 --> 00:20:53,545
Yeah, I'm ready.

452
00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:57,429
- Thanks, Ray!
- Good to have you back!

453
00:20:57,432 --> 00:21:01,093
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