1 00:00:02,257 --> 00:00:06,865 Item four: Our contact in the Sudan called. 2 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:10,135 - He wants to know... - Why the hell you started without me? 3 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,123 Well, which part of "9:00 a.m. sharp" confused you? 4 00:00:13,148 --> 00:00:15,185 - Most of it, obviously. - Yeah. 5 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:18,494 - It was pretty clear to the rest of us. - Who clearly didn't have 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,460 the shitty morning I've had, Lana. 7 00:00:20,718 --> 00:00:22,381 Without pata negra ham, 8 00:00:22,406 --> 00:00:24,326 it's not really eggs woodhouse, now, is it? 9 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:27,912 - Well, sir, culatello ham is actually... - It's a different pig, 10 00:00:27,937 --> 00:00:31,437 from a different country, raised on a different diet! 11 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,979 The takeaway here is, you're fired. 12 00:00:35,004 --> 00:00:37,737 It's a little thing called "being on timing"-ness. 13 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:39,627 Oh, and I thought it was called 14 00:00:39,652 --> 00:00:42,390 - "who cares"-ness. - Things have changed. 15 00:00:42,415 --> 00:00:44,355 Briefings start at 9:00 a.m., 16 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,710 and I expect everyone front and center. 17 00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:49,775 How, when I have to park, like, a gajillion miles away 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,575 because Cyril's vasectomy on wheels 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,470 is in my goddamn parking space? 20 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:55,780 It's been mine for quite some time. 21 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,245 And you don't need it anyway, dear, 22 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:59,265 - now that you can use the... - A-da-da... 23 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,919 Handicap space. What? 24 00:01:04,170 --> 00:01:06,164 Oh, and speaking of... 25 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:12,795 - You trashed my car? - "Trashed" is a strong word, Cyril. 26 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,545 - Listen... - Accurate, but strong. 27 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:18,110 - You're gonna pay for that. - Uh, literally, or figuratively? 28 00:01:18,135 --> 00:01:21,400 - Maybe we try both. - Oh, like as in, over my dead... 29 00:01:21,425 --> 00:01:23,325 Not now. 30 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,125 Body, in case you were wondering 31 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:29,787 - where I was going with... - Oh, for the love of... 32 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:32,425 - Krieger? - If this is about 33 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:35,176 a package that just arrived, super don't open it. 34 00:01:35,201 --> 00:01:36,386 - What? - Nothing. 35 00:01:36,411 --> 00:01:39,330 Thanks to you, Sterling just zapped himself to death 36 00:01:39,355 --> 00:01:40,605 all over my carpet! 37 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:43,124 Uh, no. I specifically designed it 38 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:45,344 so the voltage wouldn't kill him. 39 00:01:45,369 --> 00:01:47,499 Just maybe put him back in a coma, 40 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,518 so you can study his brain? 41 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:57,237 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 42 00:01:57,273 --> 00:01:58,561 Are you kidding me? 43 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,895 We have our own jet now? 44 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,745 Well, the agency has become quite profitable 45 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:08,440 - ever since your... accident. - Some might even say "because of." 46 00:02:08,465 --> 00:02:09,939 Well, either way, you can thank me 47 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,580 - by telling me where the drinks are. - It's a dry plane. 48 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,352 Shut up, Cyril. That's not a thing. 49 00:02:14,377 --> 00:02:16,509 Uh, we sort of have an unspoken policy 50 00:02:16,534 --> 00:02:18,338 against the whole "shut up" thing. 51 00:02:18,456 --> 00:02:21,026 Hmm, but no policy on coma-jacking parking spots? 52 00:02:21,051 --> 00:02:23,635 - Be that as it may... - Strong priorities. 53 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:27,605 Be that as it may, we've instituted a strict 54 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:30,097 no drinking on duty policy... 55 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:35,180 - with certain limited exceptions. - Well, un-limit them, 56 00:02:35,205 --> 00:02:37,211 because I'm trying to prepare for a mission. 57 00:02:37,236 --> 00:02:39,367 That involves us going to a secret island 58 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,570 to infiltrate an underground martial arts tournament 59 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,122 hosted by black market arms dealer Win Li 60 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:45,755 and smuggle him back to the U.S. ... 61 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:49,060 - In a fit of irony? - To stand trial, 62 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:51,247 so it's important we take him alive. 63 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,900 - You got it? - Chong Li, karate island, 64 00:02:52,925 --> 00:02:54,695 - hadouken, got it. - Nope. 65 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,928 Oh, for chrissakes, this was all covered in the damn briefing. 66 00:02:58,953 --> 00:03:02,390 Which you were late to and then nearly died during. 67 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:04,770 - Mm-mm. So "disprofessional." - Yeah, does this mean 68 00:03:04,771 --> 00:03:06,850 briefings are gonna start being fun again? 69 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:08,440 - Absolutely not! - Aww. 70 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,715 Krieger's flying the damn plane, 71 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,220 and we're supposed to be not drinking? 72 00:03:12,244 --> 00:03:14,154 - Right? - Wait, we're not? 73 00:03:14,179 --> 00:03:17,889 - Krieger! - So I guess, here's to backup plans. 74 00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:20,146 No. NewbetterCheryl doesn't do that. 75 00:03:20,171 --> 00:03:22,014 New, better Cheryl? What the hell's that? 76 00:03:22,039 --> 00:03:25,503 I don't know! But she does very good typings 77 00:03:25,528 --> 00:03:27,765 and many important non-burny things. 78 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:30,267 Well, not me, so don't mind if I do. 79 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:33,112 Hey, I was toasting and/or taunting you, Pam, 80 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:37,225 - not offering. - Agree to disagree. 81 00:03:43,741 --> 00:03:44,915 Oh, man. 82 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:46,845 Pretty sure I have the world's first 83 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:49,218 - karate island boner. - Could you not? 84 00:03:49,243 --> 00:03:51,212 We try to keep things professional around here. 85 00:03:51,237 --> 00:03:54,810 Fine, god. How about "work-related erection"? 86 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,695 More like, maybe try not talking 87 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,418 about your erection at all. 88 00:03:59,855 --> 00:04:02,324 I... don't know how. 89 00:04:07,431 --> 00:04:10,590 Welcome, everyone, to the twelfth annual 90 00:04:10,615 --> 00:04:12,822 Dragon fire kumite! 91 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,967 Fighters, head to registration, and everyone, please enjoy 92 00:04:19,992 --> 00:04:21,927 the loggerhead turtle sliders. 93 00:04:21,952 --> 00:04:25,803 They're almost extinct because they're so tasty! 94 00:04:30,244 --> 00:04:32,595 Mmm, he wasn't kidding. These things are amazing. 95 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,945 Oh, put that away. I'm allergic to loggerhead. 96 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:37,565 Along with cat dander and motherly affection? 97 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:40,719 - Got it. Mmm. - Dear god, stop stuffing 98 00:04:40,744 --> 00:04:44,058 - your face like a refugee. - It's called carb-loading, mother. 99 00:04:44,216 --> 00:04:44,981 - Mmm. - For what? 100 00:04:45,006 --> 00:04:47,545 - Karate island? - Actually, 101 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:50,530 we'll be entering Cyril to fight in the tournament. 102 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,377 Officially ending the search for your long -lost sense of humor. 103 00:04:54,402 --> 00:04:58,651 - It's just, Cyril's a bit more... - I think the term 104 00:04:58,676 --> 00:05:01,410 you're looking for is fully functioning! 105 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:03,591 - How do I look? - You mean besides like you've got 106 00:05:03,616 --> 00:05:05,905 the world's first black belt in tax law? 107 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,185 Right? 108 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:11,595 We get it. You finally exercised. 109 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,045 Stop being such a dick about it. 110 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,623 Ignore him, Cyril. You'll do fine. 111 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:19,328 Which is more than I can say for... whatever this is supposed to be. 112 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:23,498 - It's called undercover. - As opposed to vaguely racist? 113 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,888 Vaguely? 114 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,400 - Ow! - Mission focused, young lady. 115 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:31,625 - You hear me? - Well, not out of this damn ear. 116 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,144 Oh, wait, that's better. 117 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,655 What? She stole my flask, mother. 118 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,740 - I'm the victim here. - Your job is to stick to the plan. 119 00:05:40,765 --> 00:05:42,486 Stick to the plan. Got it. 120 00:05:42,511 --> 00:05:45,340 - I'll do a manhattan on the rocks. - Oh, for the love of... 121 00:05:45,365 --> 00:05:47,452 I want mission focus. 122 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,975 - Jesus. - Sync on me in three, 123 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,600 - two, one... - Wait, sync on what? 124 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:53,625 Mark. 125 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,700 - Mark? - I want comms checks... 126 00:05:55,725 --> 00:05:58,600 - Wait, who's mark? - And everyone in position 127 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,050 in two minutes. Now move out! 128 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:06,319 I'm starting to feel like I maybe missed a meeting. 129 00:06:09,483 --> 00:06:11,998 Okay. Once we get past the guards, 130 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,575 we trigger the halon system, 131 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,120 filling this place with a cloud of gas, 132 00:06:15,144 --> 00:06:17,287 and then we whisk Win Li away in the chaos. 133 00:06:17,312 --> 00:06:19,990 Right. So, uh, where are we on that refill? 134 00:06:20,015 --> 00:06:21,615 Not really part of what we're doing. 135 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,265 It's called tradecraft, Lana. 136 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:25,039 You even care about blowing your cover? 137 00:06:25,064 --> 00:06:27,325 I think your tradecraft's a tad rusty. 138 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:30,200 Oh, so we're making fun of my coma now. 139 00:06:30,225 --> 00:06:33,053 - Archer... - Feels like a dark line to cross, Lana. 140 00:06:33,078 --> 00:06:34,521 Sorry, not what I meant. 141 00:06:34,546 --> 00:06:37,811 - Let's just focus on our jobs. - Exactly. So yeah, 142 00:06:37,836 --> 00:06:40,375 lighter on the vermouth this time. 143 00:06:41,581 --> 00:06:45,511 And when you bring him his drink, slip this into it. 144 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:49,539 Now careful. That's highly concentrated penzodiazepine. 145 00:06:49,564 --> 00:06:52,406 Oh, you mean a booster buddy! 146 00:06:52,431 --> 00:06:54,234 Don't worry, newbetterCheryl 147 00:06:54,259 --> 00:06:55,695 totally stopped taking these twice a day. 148 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,237 Twice? How are you still even alive? 149 00:06:58,262 --> 00:07:00,825 Thanks to Jesus. He's the Costa Rican guy 150 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:05,299 - I used to pay to pump my stomach. - Just get it done. 151 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,324 Yeah, good luck with that. 152 00:07:07,349 --> 00:07:09,525 Seriously, what's he so worked up about? 153 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,035 How the hell should I know? 154 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,075 I don't speak angry-as-shit... Mandarin? 155 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:21,670 - I'm just the trainer. - Cleverly disguised as a drunk moron. 156 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,600 Who could still whip your bony ass. 157 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:26,565 Speaking of, how about you tag me in for a few rounds? 158 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:28,396 Feeling a little frisky. 159 00:07:28,421 --> 00:07:30,640 This is why we don't drink on duty, Pam. 160 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,680 We had a detailed mission plan, and... 161 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,131 That hopefully included 162 00:07:34,156 --> 00:07:36,162 - your dumb ass turning around. - Hyah! 163 00:07:38,609 --> 00:07:39,945 Great. 164 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:43,624 - I know, right? - No, I mean there are more guards now... 165 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:47,272 who are apparently easily distracted. 166 00:07:47,297 --> 00:07:48,538 Let's move. Now. 167 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:50,483 - Archer. - Uh, hang on. 168 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:51,366 - Archer! - What? 169 00:07:51,391 --> 00:07:53,389 I'm easily distracted, too, Lana. 170 00:07:53,414 --> 00:07:55,109 - I'm trying to watch Cyril... - Hi-yah! 171 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,037 Weirdly not getting his ass kicked. 172 00:08:03,062 --> 00:08:06,326 - Well, so much for... - Parking spot schadenfreude. 173 00:08:06,351 --> 00:08:07,451 And more importantly, 174 00:08:07,476 --> 00:08:09,928 for our chance to just walk right on in there. 175 00:08:09,953 --> 00:08:12,870 - Unless... Pam, come in. - What the... 176 00:08:12,895 --> 00:08:15,589 - It's a new microburst ear transmitter. - I know, dummy. 177 00:08:15,614 --> 00:08:16,995 Why don't I have one in my ear? 178 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:19,735 Uh, because you're not in tactical command? 179 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,765 But a cocktail waitress is? That makes zero sense. 180 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:26,250 - Ugh. Just... Pam, come in. - All right, all right. 181 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:27,563 Hold your damn horses. 182 00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:29,875 Mr. Hogging-the-ring wants some water. 183 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,478 And she's drunk. Happy now? 184 00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:34,321 That you have space ears and I don't? 185 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:36,446 - You tell me, Lana. - Space ears? 186 00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:37,827 In my coma, we were in space, 187 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:40,352 and we put that word in front of, like, everything. 188 00:08:40,377 --> 00:08:42,597 It was pretty space great. 189 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:45,769 Ugh. I told Malory bringing you was a bad idea. 190 00:08:45,794 --> 00:08:47,168 Oh, why is that? Because it conflicted 191 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,090 - with your new life plan to avoid me? - No. Wait, what? 192 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:52,005 I'm not trying to stay away from you. 193 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:53,130 Please. Staying away is all 194 00:08:53,155 --> 00:08:55,044 you've been doing since the coma, Lana. 195 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:57,747 - Oh, that's ridiculous. - It's okay. I get it. 196 00:08:57,772 --> 00:09:00,675 It's obvious you don't trust yourself around me. 197 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:01,945 Wait, what? 198 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:04,900 - Why wouldn't I? - Oh, well, I'll, uh, give you a hint. 199 00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:09,032 The answer rhymes with "my throbbing sexuality." 200 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:12,532 All right. Glass joe here is good to go. 201 00:09:12,557 --> 00:09:13,557 - What's up? - Oh, me? 202 00:09:13,582 --> 00:09:16,524 Just reeling from blunt force sexual imagery. 203 00:09:17,617 --> 00:09:20,617 Hey, Lana says keep the fight going until their signal. 204 00:09:20,642 --> 00:09:21,924 You got that? 205 00:09:25,204 --> 00:09:28,042 Well, in the hands of a lesser fighter... 206 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,563 Which, compared to me, you totally are. 207 00:09:30,588 --> 00:09:32,883 Come on, Cyril. Give mama a turn. 208 00:09:32,908 --> 00:09:34,412 Pam, you're drunk. 209 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,173 Since when's that a damn problem? 210 00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:39,610 - Mission accomplished. - Good. 211 00:09:39,635 --> 00:09:42,571 - Oh, wait. Non-accomplished. - What? 212 00:09:42,596 --> 00:09:44,530 - "Disaccomplished"? - What happened? 213 00:09:44,555 --> 00:09:45,958 I remembered newbetterCheryl 214 00:09:45,983 --> 00:09:49,489 - doesn't drug random people anymore. - Oh, just shut up. 215 00:09:49,668 --> 00:09:53,207 Clearly, I have to do everything around here. 216 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,359 Ooh. Don't look now, but I think 217 00:09:56,384 --> 00:09:59,828 - a certain someone is into... - Necrophilia? 218 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,980 - My husband's older, not dead. - It's the same thing, Lana. 219 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:05,546 Unlike the sex, which we both know 220 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:08,179 - was way better with me. - You know, it's hard to call it better 221 00:10:08,204 --> 00:10:09,760 when you hate yourself afterwards. 222 00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:11,715 And yet, you kept coming back for more, 223 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:13,978 thereby proving how irresistible I am. 224 00:10:14,003 --> 00:10:15,773 Wait, Lana, shut up. 225 00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:19,258 - Check it out. Thank you. - Hey! What the hell are you doing? 226 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,469 Restoring balance to the universe, Lana. 227 00:10:21,494 --> 00:10:22,494 What's it look like? 228 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:26,025 This is Sterling Archer, tactical commander, not Lana, 229 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,980 who, side note, is basically begging 230 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:31,327 - to have sex with me right... ow! - Will you just come on? 231 00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:40,185 The hell kind of girls' prison did you learn to fight in? 232 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:42,045 Come on, tag me in. 233 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:44,951 What the... this isn't pro wrestling! 234 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:49,945 I must say, your fighter has been quite impressive. 235 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:52,461 - He better be. - That man he's fighting 236 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,300 usually has a killer right hook, 237 00:10:54,325 --> 00:10:56,025 and that's not a euphemism for anything. 238 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:57,805 People die all the time. 239 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,820 Oh, wait. There it is. 240 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:05,326 Oh, sorry. Work. Yhellow. 241 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,809 Defective, my ass. 242 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,160 Hey, Yuri, try standing on one of those land mines, 243 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:13,030 and you'll see how not defective they are. 244 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,960 Mm, sorry. Where were we? 245 00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:19,761 So let me get this straight. 246 00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:23,145 In your sick little world, every moment I'm with you, 247 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:26,115 I'm basically a nanosecond away from ripping off my clothes, 248 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:28,591 jumping your bones, and ruining my life? 249 00:11:28,616 --> 00:11:30,980 - Your words. - Not how that phrase works. 250 00:11:31,005 --> 00:11:33,813 Though it's apparently how being obsessed with me works. 251 00:11:37,592 --> 00:11:38,622 - Damn it, Archer! - What? 252 00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:40,766 We don't just go around shooting people anymore. 253 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,747 - Why not? - Because... 254 00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,832 That's literally 95% of the job. 255 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:49,379 W-w-we try to use nonlethal force now. 256 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:55,115 It's called a license to kill, Lana, 257 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:57,830 not a license to gently subdue. 258 00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:00,085 Is this funny to you? 259 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:05,080 - Not you, idiot. That. - Jesus christ, Archer. 260 00:12:05,105 --> 00:12:06,145 Did you forget to call Pam 261 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,685 and tell her we're past the guards? 262 00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:10,896 - Sure, let's go with that. - Call her, goddamn it. He's... 263 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,960 Really getting killed out there. 264 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,098 Well, in the meantime... 265 00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:19,227 Yhellow? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Raoul. 266 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,307 No one ever said that bazooka could sink a cruise ship. 267 00:12:22,332 --> 00:12:24,873 You want to take out a cruise ship, I can sell you 268 00:12:24,898 --> 00:12:27,858 something to take out a cruise ship, you kook! 269 00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:29,498 Okay, I'll see you in Kiev. 270 00:12:29,523 --> 00:12:32,459 - Sorry, where were we? - I was just about to suggest 271 00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:37,684 - we freshen our refreshments. - Mm, I like where this is going. 272 00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:41,042 - Wait, as in sex, right? - If you play your cards right. 273 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:45,603 Ah, and the delicate foreplay dance begins. 274 00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:50,960 Hey! 275 00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:54,200 Whatever happened to "no more personal calls, Cheryl. 276 00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:56,529 "No more four-hour lunches, Carol. 277 00:12:56,554 --> 00:12:59,094 No more shoving your fingers in"... 278 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,635 Pam, get Lana on comms and tell... 279 00:13:07,947 --> 00:13:11,840 Jesus Christ. Like beating a dead horse out there. 280 00:13:11,865 --> 00:13:14,980 Pam... get Lana on the... 281 00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,089 talk box thing and tell her... 282 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,990 What do you mean, you can't call? 283 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,410 Mm, there's no signal down here. 284 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,090 - Oh, idiot. - Idiot? 285 00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:25,368 I didn't invent how cement walls work, Lana. 286 00:13:25,393 --> 00:13:27,193 - What? - The hell? 287 00:13:28,812 --> 00:13:32,542 Okay, yeah, so... Oh, I'm just gonna... 288 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,284 I'm just gonna go ahead and... 289 00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:43,434 That's it. Calling my own number. 290 00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:44,921 Yah! 291 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:53,677 Whoo! Big mama's handing out biscuits, baby! 292 00:13:54,632 --> 00:13:56,980 Ah, you dare interfere 293 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:59,235 with the Dragon fire kumite? 294 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,100 Well, somebody had to spice up this snooze-fest. 295 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,767 Oh, then by rule, you must duel to the death 296 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,767 with the legendary Dragon fire! 297 00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,424 Conway Stern? 298 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:18,221 - Take... me! - Uh... Pamela. 299 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,353 - So glad you came. - Twice. 300 00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:26,517 - Tum-tum feeling better? - Nice tone, Lana... 301 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,013 but yes, thank you for asking. 302 00:14:34,126 --> 00:14:35,270 Okay, I've got an idea. 303 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:37,310 Maybe try glaring at me tons more, Lana. 304 00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:39,261 Maybe that'll get us out of here. 305 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,049 Oh, I'm sorry. Was I glaring? 306 00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:44,070 I thought I was just looking at the idiot who got us caught! 307 00:14:44,095 --> 00:14:45,961 Well, with your resting bitch face... 308 00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:48,108 Hey, asshole! 309 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:51,461 No talking till Mr. Li gets here to kill you... 310 00:14:51,486 --> 00:14:53,939 with a bazooka, like you are cruise ship. 311 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:56,905 Fine, but if you scratch that cane, 312 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:00,970 - it will literally end up inside your... - Asshole. 313 00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:03,257 Yeah. I probably deserve that. 314 00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:06,045 - I bet you miss me, though. - Not even close, bud. 315 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,190 You know what you could've gone with right there is, 316 00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:10,130 "Glenn Close, but no cigar." 317 00:15:10,155 --> 00:15:13,725 Well, you're about to have a dangerous liaison... 318 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:17,650 - with my fist! - Oh, my, my, my. 319 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,545 Looks like a... reversal of fortune. 320 00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:23,865 Are you starting to feel a... fatal attraction? 321 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,216 No, it's more like... hook! 322 00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:31,905 Uh... Resting what face? 323 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:35,235 - I'm not at all sure I follow. - Bitch. 324 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:39,234 - Pardon? - I believe you said "resting bitch face." 325 00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:41,554 Uh, honestly, I feel like I would remember that. 326 00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:43,100 Ah, good. I must've misheard you. 327 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,825 I guess that means I don't have to do this. 328 00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:48,732 - Goddamn it. - Hey, I told you... 329 00:15:56,073 --> 00:15:57,712 Son of a bitch! 330 00:15:57,745 --> 00:15:58,738 Problem? 331 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,830 Well, not if you stand still 332 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:06,754 - for, like, two freaking seconds. - Yeah, I hear you. 333 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:09,668 I'm kind of like a... uh... I'm like a... 334 00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:12,677 - Muhammad all over the damn place? - Damn it! 335 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:19,379 Go! 336 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,658 Hey, Lana, how's the "non-murdering 337 00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:30,806 bad guys" thing going? 338 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,524 Well, like everything else you touch, 339 00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:35,377 it's kind of turned to shit. 340 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,720 Oh, my god! Did you just see that? 341 00:16:40,745 --> 00:16:43,545 Full-on midair head shot! 342 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,155 - That was so pre-coma me. - Yeah, just like being pinned down, 343 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,000 about to die, and it's all your fault 344 00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:51,025 feels pretty pre-coma you also. 345 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:54,010 Right? Although... 346 00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:55,778 that's kind of new. 347 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,568 - Don't move! - Lana, am I still in a coma? 348 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,860 What are you... no. God damn it, no. 349 00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:13,299 Damn, because this is gonna hurt. 350 00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:18,285 Any last words, big mama? 351 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:22,146 Yeah, they rhyme with go fu... 352 00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,484 You have got to be kidding me! 353 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:36,103 Oh, how you like that, Daniel Day-loser? 354 00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:39,509 As in "my left foot." yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. 355 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,597 Ah, just like we planned. 356 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:53,223 But you haven't seen the last of Conway Stern! 357 00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,648 Ow. 358 00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:59,810 Which... is it my real name? I'll never tell you! 359 00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:04,238 Oh, my god, this hurts so much more than losing the hand. 360 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:13,065 - Good news! - Dear god. 361 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:16,305 OldwaybetterCheryl is so back. 362 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:22,200 - From where, a truck stop bacchanalia? - Uh, sure, let's go with that. 363 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,569 And where the hell have you been? 364 00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:27,840 Uh, this new place called almost dying. 365 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,444 - Hardly. - You! 366 00:18:29,469 --> 00:18:32,675 You've ruined my entire operation! 367 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,917 Oh, go stuff a sock in it! 368 00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:38,361 Swear to Christ, I have to do everything around here. 369 00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:40,190 Now clean this up! 370 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:52,329 Hey, where the hell's Cyril? 371 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:59,415 - Hello? - Oh, for the love of... 372 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,491 you forgot one! 373 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,702 Sorry, Mother. Mission focused. 374 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,310 Your words. Can't go back. 375 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,512 Christ, Archer, did you leave him 376 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,756 just to get your parking space back? 377 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:12,631 No. 378 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:27,554 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~