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? One life,
I'm gonna live it up ?

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? I'm taking flight,
I said I'll never get enough ?

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? Stand tall,
I'm young and kinda proud ?

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? I'm on top
as long as the music's loud ?

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? If you think I'll sit around ?

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? As the world goes by ?

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? You're thinking like a fool ?

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? 'Cause it's a case
of do or die ?

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? Out there is a fortune
waiting to be had ?

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? If you think ?

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? I'll let it go, you're mad ?

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? You've got ?

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? Another thing comin' ?

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? You've got another thing
comin'?

15
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? That's right ?

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? Here's where
the talking ends ?

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? Well, listen this night ?

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? There'll be some action spent ?

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? Drive hard,
I'm calling all the shots ?

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? I got an ace card,
coming down on the rocks ?

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? if you think I'll sit around ?

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? While you chip away my brain ?

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Thar she blows,
you moby dicks!

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? Fortune waiting ?

25
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? To be had ?

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? You've got another thing comin' ?

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- ? You've got another thing
comin' ?

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? You've got another thing ?

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Ah, what is it now?

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You know,
we're only trying to steal back

31
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a priceless artifact that, by the way,

32
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belongs in a... holy shit.

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- He woke up.
- What?

34
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- Archer's awake?
- Oh, my god.

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Oh, my god is right.

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If you thought that rocked,
wait till you hear this.

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sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~

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Woodhouse.

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Woodhouse.

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Woodhouse!

41
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Oh.
Never mind, you're dead,

42
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which is just so selfish.

43
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God, we get
it, phone. You ring.

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What now?

45
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Sterling, I expect to see you
at work today.

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I was thinking maybe I'd just
do what I did yesterday.

47
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You know, stare into the void.
The void stares into me.

48
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- Mostly void stuff.
- No more stalling!

49
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I didn't raise a shrinking violet

50
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- that wilts at the slightest...
- Three-year coma, mother.

51
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Sure, coach, I'll rub some dirt
on my nerve damage.

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Speaking of, a new valet
is coming at 9:00

53
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to see if he can do anything

54
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about that bacteria breeding
facility you call a home.

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- I don't know.
- Sterling, dear, I'm only doing this

56
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because you are
totally incapable

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of taking care of yourself
and always have been.

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That's very sweet, mother.

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I promise I'll give him
a fair shake.

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- Good morning, sir. I'm your new...
- It's 9:02!

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Oh, Woodhouse.

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What I wouldn't give
to force-feed you

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aquarium gravel one last time.

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The turquoise, you hated that.

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All right, all right,

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let's not make a big deal
out of... this.

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Thank you for so swiftly
honoring my request.

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Oh, a wave,
an entirely appropriate

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response to my heroism.

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- Welcome back, sir.
- Oh, that's it?

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I was expecting some kind
of batshit crazy add-on.

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I'm sure I don't know
what you mean.

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Here's your briefing book,
new staff handbook,

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- and your drink.
- Thank you. Um, just out of curiosity,

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- when did you get your shit together?
- Oh, I don't know.

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I guess it was probably
around coma-o'clock.

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Wait, what?

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That's just an inside joke
we had about your coma.

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I guess you had to be there
and not in a coma.

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Well, you made it...

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two hours late, but you're here.

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I'm supposed to be here
at a time?

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We've got a mission tonight,
and I want you on it.

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A mission?
So we're really spies again?

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A quasi-independent, freelance
international spy organization.

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- Don't worry about it.
- I kind of feel like I should.

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Well, then still don't.

88
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- So now that we're all here...
- Whoa, wait. What about Lana?

89
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She's doing...
advance scouting.

90
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Man, I've hardly
seen her at all.

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It would almost seem like
she's ducking me.

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Oh, stop it
with the portentous mumbles.

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We had a whole talk about that.

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The point is,
our cover story is that

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we're providing security
at a museum gala,

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but our true mission
is a bit more interesting.

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- Cyril?
- Well, our true purpose is to...

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Wait, why is Cyril talking?
Wh... what is it,

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best agent
in the world gets to talk day

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and opposite day simultaneously?
Uh-huh.

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We don't do that anymore, Archer.

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Jeezy petes.
That keeps happening.

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The dangers of increased
muscle mass, I guess.

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Hey, steroids
aren't the answer

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no matter how inadequate
you feel and in fact are.

106
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The only thing I'm injecting
myself with is hard work,

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using the syringe of...
Nope, lost it.

108
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Anyhoo...
our target is Peregrine,

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the world's foremost art thief.

110
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He's going to try to steal
this statue of weeping orpheus.

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We nabbed it from one of his
warehouses to use as bait.

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Our objective...

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apprehend Peregrine
and pass him to interpol.

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Man, you guys
are lost without me.

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He's gonna know that's a ruse.

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Which is exactly
why he'll come.

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Our psych profile
shows a pathological need

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- to demonstrate superiority.
- Sound familiar?

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He'll show up
to try to outsmart us.

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Nice briefing, Cyril.
Super concise.

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What, you guys are friends now?

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Well, I'm spent.

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And what a better way
to celebrate my return

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than me escorting all of you
to Chez Trop Cher

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where I will generously
allow you to buy me brunch.

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- Oh, no thank you.
- Brunch...

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Can you guys take it
somewhere else?

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New, better Cheryl
is trying to get work done.

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- You used to be fun.
- Yeah, well, your legs used to work.

130
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Look, we've been targeting
Peregrine for months.

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This is kind of a huge deal for us.

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So huge deal like your buddy
just got out of a coma,

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or huge deal like art theft,

134
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which is basically
a victimless crime?

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00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,351
- Um...
- We've, uh... we've got stuff to do.

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Come on, man,
we'll hang out soon.

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I swear, but until then,

138
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maybe chill your balls out
just a skosh.

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Oh, my balls are frosty, okay?

140
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But if you're all too busy
and/or stupid

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to go with me to brunch,
I'll be in my office

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when you're ready to apologize.

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Not sure if this
takes the sting out of it,

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but you don't actually have
an office anymore.

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Oh, so I'm supposed
to hang out where?

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In the break room, alone,
like a pervert,

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wallowing in a miasma
of microwaved fish curry

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and its subsequent farts.

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Sometimes you buy
too much salmon.

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What, to attract bears?
Did you get that?

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- There's a double meaning.
- Yeah, subtle.

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Anyway, since my time
here on earth is finite,

153
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Krieger wants to see you.

154
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Great, the only person
with time to hang out

155
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is wanted for ethical
violations in nine countries.

156
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It's up to ten now.

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Well, speaking of crimes
against humanity,

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how do you fit anything
in the fridge

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with all of Cyril's proteins anyway?

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It's like the last helicopter out
of Saigon in there, but shakes.

161
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- So...
- The recently de-comafied brain

162
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is a complete mystery to science,

163
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like dark matter
or why squirrels get so enraged

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- when they see me naked.
- Uh-huh, nodding, no need to explore.

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So what I want you to do

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is remember
all of your coma dreams.

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Put them in your mind.
Now... speak.

168
00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,362
There's so much.

169
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First, I was a private
detective, right, in a...

170
00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:34,319
Yep, that's enough.

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Really?
'Cause there's kind of a lot.

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Yep, just needed enough
to calibrate your brain waves.

173
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Though if you're looking
to plumb your psyche

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with morally questionable
"flatliners" -style

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experimentation,
I'm down to clown.

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Tempting, but no,
especially because for you,

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the clown in question
is probably John Wayne gacy.

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- Exactly.
- Yeah, I already have one of those

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- in my hand currently.
- Not like this.

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I used your scan to calibrate

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00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:03,244
your new brain wave sensitive
tactical mobility device,

182
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,764
or for short, BWSTMD.

183
00:10:05,789 --> 00:10:06,982
Krieger, you should probably start

184
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,210
working backwards on those.

185
00:10:08,235 --> 00:10:11,046
Let's just call it the tactil-cane.

186
00:10:11,725 --> 00:10:13,058
Hey, that feels pretty good.

187
00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,835
It anticipates your moves
and enhances them,

188
00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,054
working with your nervous system

189
00:10:17,079 --> 00:10:19,734
to rebalance you,
plus infrared telescope,

190
00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:21,938
garrote, and a sleeping gas canister.

191
00:10:21,963 --> 00:10:26,063
This! This is the moment
it all turns around.

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00:10:26,088 --> 00:10:29,160
My inevitable rise
to my rightful place

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00:10:29,185 --> 00:10:30,933
at the top of the... ugh... it...

194
00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:35,995
Oh, yeah,
don't hold it like that.

195
00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:41,633
All our intelligence suggests

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00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:43,824
that Peregrine will strike tonight.

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00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:45,884
- Cyril?
- Thank you, Malory.

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00:10:45,909 --> 00:10:48,327
Now this guy's silk and stealth
on the entrance,

199
00:10:48,352 --> 00:10:50,518
bullets and balaclavas on the exit.

200
00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:52,759
He will shoot his way out
if he has to.

201
00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:54,335
We have one advantage:

202
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,665
he doesn't know that we know
what he looks like.

203
00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:59,023
Whoa. Sploosh, right?

204
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:01,359
- Oh...
- Yeah. We don't do that anymore.

205
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,619
You... you don't what, sploosh?

206
00:11:03,644 --> 00:11:05,128
You have to sploosh.

207
00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:07,839
You all sploosh.
Everybody splooshes!

208
00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:11,999
- I do not sploosh.
- Well, thank you, Detective Dick Droop.

209
00:11:12,024 --> 00:11:15,202
- Anything else you wanna ruin for us?
- Oh, a great many things.

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00:11:15,227 --> 00:11:18,286
This is Agent Bruchstein,
Interpol liaison,

211
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,479
- just in from Belgium.
- So she's here to wander around

212
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,314
and screw things up
as much as possible.

213
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,316
I supplied you with the photo.

214
00:11:25,341 --> 00:11:27,994
Well, let's just coast on that
for the rest of your life.

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00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:29,919
Spread out. Eyes open.

216
00:11:29,944 --> 00:11:32,978
- Krieger is on comms.
- I thought we just needed audio.

217
00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,280
Oh, yeah.

218
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,936
Aww, you didn't bring
the fun stuff.

219
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:42,400
Archer, I need you to stay here,
close to the statue.

220
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,978
You'll have the element
of surprise.

221
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,236
Shut up.
There's Lana.

222
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,913
I suppose you'll tell me
he's not usually like that.

223
00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:50,898
- He's always like that.
- That's pretty much him.

224
00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:52,887
Lana.

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00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:54,965
Hi. I... wow.

226
00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:59,659
Sorry, it's always a shock
that you look like that.

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00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:02,639
Archer, it's, uh... it's good
to have you back on mission.

228
00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:04,975
Yes. I mean, no, not yet.

229
00:12:05,686 --> 00:12:07,170
Uh, look, I know
you've been ducking me.

230
00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:09,530
So I need to tell you something
now before you bail again.

231
00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:11,038
Oh, coming in hot.

232
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,603
Well, whatever this is,
it's probably not a good time.

233
00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:16,142
No, no, no, this can't wait.

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00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:19,190
Lana, I lived several lifetimes
while I was in that coma,

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in a bunch of different genres,
I guess.

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00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:22,754
Everything was changing.

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00:12:22,779 --> 00:12:24,267
I couldn't get a handle
on who I was

238
00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:28,689
or what it all meant,
but the one constant was you.

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00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:31,858
Needing you is apparently
the deepest part of me.

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00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:34,961
I guess I don't know
what I'm proposing, except...

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00:12:36,313 --> 00:12:37,588
Uh, if you could excuse us,
buddy,

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00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,930
I'm in the middle
of giving a heartfelt,

243
00:12:39,955 --> 00:12:42,811
- life-changing speech.
- To my beautiful wife.

244
00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:45,686
Yes, I get it.

245
00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:47,944
Hello, Sterling.
I'm Robert.

246
00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:50,616
Bu... bu wha...
bu wha... fa... da...

247
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,586
- Bald!
- Yeah, we can talk

248
00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:54,815
more about how and why
I'm bald later.

249
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,613
I know this is all a shock,
but the feelings here are real,

250
00:12:58,638 --> 00:13:00,004
and I honor them.

251
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,090
And we understand and love you.

252
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:07,316
You do not get to love me!
That is a hostile act!

253
00:13:07,341 --> 00:13:09,141
What is the how of that?

254
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,566
Though maybe
the portentous mumbles

255
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,564
should have tipped me off
that something was coming.

256
00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:14,435
Well, that is what
portentous means.

257
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,427
So how long
into my coma was it

258
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,496
before you bravely
pushed aside your grief

259
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:21,514
and married
that human catheter ad?

260
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:23,997
- Eight months.
- Eight months?

261
00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:26,614
- When did you meet him?
- Um, at your hospital.

262
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,406
He was doing a fundraiser
for kids with cancer.

263
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,342
Oldest trick in the book.

264
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,410
- What book?
- All the books, Lana!

265
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,726
Okay, one,
we weren't together,

266
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,819
and two,
there doesn't need to be a two!

267
00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:41,210
This is gonna take time, Archer.

268
00:13:41,235 --> 00:13:42,587
Okay?
There's a lot you missed.

269
00:13:42,611 --> 00:13:44,388
I'm sorry. I... I get it.

270
00:13:44,413 --> 00:13:46,877
I just... I just need
to know one thing.

271
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:50,549
What does his skin feel like,
papery or more mushy?

272
00:13:53,972 --> 00:13:56,653
Is it scaly like a sleestak?

273
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:00,515
Quite a crowd here.

274
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,439
Yeah, they really
packed them in,

275
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,122
like protein shakes in a fridge.

276
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,862
- What was that?
- I was agreeing.

277
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,591
You know, if you have
something to say, just...

278
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,448
- You're a fridge hog!
- See, doesn't that feel better

279
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,926
- than being passive-aggressive?
- I... I guess.

280
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,764
- I...
- Extremely passive-aggressive.

281
00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:21,897
- So what do you think?
- It kind of looks like that thing

282
00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:23,483
where you've been away
for a long time,

283
00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:25,640
and when you come back,
no one really cares,

284
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,232
and people have moved on,
and you're all alone,

285
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,167
and nobody understands you.

286
00:14:31,098 --> 00:14:33,064
Or maybe it's just a lady
with big cans.

287
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,517
Oh, I don't know.
Her cans aren't that big.

288
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,708
And now this.

289
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,677
You know, Sterling,
I think it's important

290
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,396
to look at these cans
in context of their era.

291
00:14:43,421 --> 00:14:46,171
So what are you,
some crazy rich millionaire?

292
00:14:46,196 --> 00:14:49,928
Millionaire?
Oh, god, no, no, no, no.

293
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:51,802
I hit billionaire at 25.

294
00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:54,161
This is actually my wing
of the museum,

295
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:58,389
- but that's not what this is about.
- I find that hard to believe.

296
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,347
I know you don't want
to hear this right now,

297
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:04,207
but the fact that you think
me and Lana are impossible

298
00:15:04,232 --> 00:15:07,693
is what makes you and Lana
impossible.

299
00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:10,593
- Wow.
- Yeah, hits pretty hard.

300
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:14,478
No, I... I've just never met
a bald fortune cookie before.

301
00:15:14,505 --> 00:15:18,096
- Okay, I'll give you some time.
- Who's bald!

302
00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:19,856
Whoa, oh.

303
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,229
Krieger, what's going on
with the tactil-cane?

304
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,465
Jesus, your brain waves
are all over the place.

305
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,656
- Is there a problem?
- Yes.

306
00:15:25,681 --> 00:15:28,549
I was just condescended to
by an elderly geek,

307
00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:32,075
and Lana was apparently using
my coma bed as a singles bar.

308
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,850
Well, technically,
it was the hallway

309
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,139
just outside your coma bed.

310
00:15:35,164 --> 00:15:37,686
- How is that better?
- It's ten feet more respectful?

311
00:15:37,711 --> 00:15:38,911
Uh, new, better Cheryl here.

312
00:15:38,912 --> 00:15:41,472
Look, can we all just admit
that seeing someone in a coma

313
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,511
- is intensely erotic?
- No.

314
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:47,645
Man, it was so easy
to remember the good stuff

315
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,070
when he didn't interrupt it
with his mouth and his face

316
00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:53,594
and his general being.

317
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,312
Oh, well, I'm sorry for
practicing a little self-care.

318
00:15:57,337 --> 00:16:00,306
Like the time I caught you practicing
self-care in your office.

319
00:16:00,331 --> 00:16:02,806
You know I wage a constant
battle against my impulses.

320
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,275
Well, thank you,
Onan the Barbarian.

321
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,563
Yeah, you got bible burned.

322
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,565
What in god's name
is going on?

323
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,273
I see sloppy positioning,
uncovered zones,

324
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:14,052
and that dress isn't doing
your hips any favors, Lana.

325
00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:16,540
Well, at least my hips didn't
produce a human disruption

326
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,655
on the scale of an ice age.

327
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,303
Whoa, wait a second.

328
00:16:19,328 --> 00:16:22,108
I've had my shakes
in the fridge for months.

329
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,585
Why did you suddenly get annoyed?

330
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:26,541
Dukes! Archer just made
some little comment about it.

331
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:29,400
It's like he doesn't even
have to try to cause problems.

332
00:16:29,425 --> 00:16:31,391
Look, we had a great
team dynamic going

333
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:32,448
before he came back.

334
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,738
So let's just roll it back
to coma-o'clock

335
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:37,004
- and... oh, my god.
- Wait.

336
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,168
Was everyone really happier
without me?

337
00:16:40,193 --> 00:16:41,433
- No.
- Is anybody really happy?

338
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:44,425
No, it's not that we were
happier without you.

339
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:46,141
It's just that we became happier

340
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,200
when you weren't arou...
Oh, crap. That's the same thing.

341
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,483
I would like four of your most

342
00:16:57,508 --> 00:16:59,342
stupidly expensive whiskeys.

343
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:01,249
Sorry, sir, one drink per patron,

344
00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:02,793
and we only have beer and wine.

345
00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:04,688
Beer and wine?
What am I, 12?

346
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,794
I'll deal with you
when you become more sensible.

347
00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:09,372
- That'll be never, pal.
- Next.

348
00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:13,541
Oh, Woodhouse,
what happened to us?

349
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,467
Oh, shit.
You're talking to rocks now?

350
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,495
No, no, silly. Just...

351
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,173
I was just looking
for a real drink.

352
00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:23,235
You shining liquor angel.

353
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:27,200
See?
Told you we'd catch up later.

354
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,365
I missed the shit out of you.

355
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:31,459
Yeah, well,
that makes exactly one of you.

356
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,033
- What is with everybody?
- It's been three years, numb nuts.

357
00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:37,588
We've had a whole thing going
without you.

358
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,846
Can't you just make an effort
to fit yourself in?

359
00:17:40,871 --> 00:17:42,559
Boom, phrasing,

360
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,595
which we probably
don't even say anymore.

361
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,563
Look, I... I'll try and fit in,

362
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,632
but what's with Lana
and Methuselah?

363
00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:50,356
I've never seen her happier,

364
00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:53,451
and honestly,
you two have a lot in common.

365
00:17:53,476 --> 00:17:55,649
- How do you figure?
- Well, now you both have

366
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,267
a lifelong relationship with a "Kane."

367
00:17:58,292 --> 00:17:59,754
- Ah-cha-cha!
- Oh, right.

368
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,745
Lana Ka... yeah.
Okay, that's pretty solid.

369
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,759
Well, look who stopped
being such a bitch.

370
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,909
All right, everyone.

371
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:13,026
I'm sorry I've been a distraction,

372
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,440
and while it pains me to say it,

373
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:18,264
I will cede ground
to you guys... for now...

374
00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:20,772
and I will accept a...

375
00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:24,147
I will accept a...

376
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:28,572
- support role.
- You know, Archer, like Orpheus,

377
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,227
you too have visited
the land of the dead.

378
00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:34,047
Jesus, Cyril, if I needed
someone to murder subtext,

379
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,647
I'd dig up Ayn Rand
and stick a pen in her hand.

380
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,349
Well, this is all quite inspiring,

381
00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:41,583
but it might have been
more useful

382
00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:45,185
if the statue
weren't already gone!

383
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,296
Yes, keep staring.
It might reappear.

384
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,658
Seal off the exits!
Find him!

385
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:58,765
And, uh, I support you
enthusiastically, for...

386
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:01,632
- for that is who I am.
- Ugh, the incompetence!

387
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,590
I can assure you, Agent Bruchstein,

388
00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:06,504
nothing like this
has ever happened before.

389
00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:09,473
Or will again.
Interpol had its doubts,

390
00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:11,224
and I spoke up for you!

391
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,784
Well, if you can
get fired over this,

392
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,486
I'm sure we can...

393
00:19:15,511 --> 00:19:17,411
Fired?
Oh, no, no, no.

394
00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:20,666
Europe's labor laws
are much too strong for that.

395
00:19:20,691 --> 00:19:23,346
- Reprimanded?
- Not with my union.

396
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,705
I have to check in
with headquarters.

397
00:19:27,572 --> 00:19:29,892
Huh. And I thought we
beat the Communists.

398
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,223
I need a drink.

399
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:36,101
Krieger, you've been
monitoring my brain waves

400
00:19:36,126 --> 00:19:38,194
and location through
the tactil-cane, right?

401
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,843
Yes, but not in a creepy way.

402
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:42,391
Everything you do is
by definition in a creepy way.

403
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,540
Hey, uncalled for!
Also fair.

404
00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:46,406
If I look at that photo now,
can you check

405
00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:48,398
if there were any places
I saw Peregrine,

406
00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:50,531
even if I didn't
consciously register it?

407
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,437
Scanning for similar
optic patterns.

408
00:19:53,289 --> 00:19:54,725
You saw him 16 times.

409
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,026
- God damn it.
- Huh.

410
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,306
You never actually saw him
anywhere near the statue.

411
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,047
So that would only make sense

412
00:20:00,072 --> 00:20:02,432
if that's not the right photo.

413
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,578
And after a double knee
replacement,

414
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,586
I finally got back
to the squash cour...

415
00:20:08,326 --> 00:20:09,525
We got him!

416
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,776
Uh, honey,
bit of bad news here.

417
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,541
That's actually
the museum director.

418
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:17,541
I'm quite well-known.

419
00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:22,165
Nighty-night, Peregrine.

420
00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:23,161
No, stop it!

421
00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:24,955
Huh,
really wish I hadn't wasted

422
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,868
that sleeping gas on myself now.

423
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,893
Ow!

424
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:33,496
Krieger,
Bruchstein is Peregrine,

425
00:20:33,521 --> 00:20:35,137
in pursuit down the south corridor.

426
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:39,222
And great thinking putting only
one gas charge in the tactil-cane.

427
00:20:39,247 --> 00:20:40,404
Well, I didn't know
you were gonna

428
00:20:40,429 --> 00:20:43,310
- shoot yourself in the face with it.
- Always assume that!

429
00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,821
Ah, crap, evil bartender.

430
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,546
No wonder he sucked.

431
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:52,015
Give it up, Peregrine.

432
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,296
You were supposed
to find the decoy earlier

433
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,895
to create the diversion,
but you were too incompetent

434
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,323
to do even that, amateurs!

435
00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:02,893
And that is our strength,
you waffle-faced...

436
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,962
wait, you're still actually
Belgian, right?

437
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,898
Yes!
But I was raised in the States.

438
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,867
You lambic-gargling
limburger dick cheese.

439
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,836
Those are silly stereotypes.

440
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,197
So are you guys flemish
or walloon?

441
00:21:15,222 --> 00:21:17,040
That would help my specificity.

442
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,196
- We gotta get closer.
- All right, here's what we do.

443
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,252
Archer, Cyril is tactical lead.

444
00:21:21,277 --> 00:21:23,947
I concede that a plan
that comes out of your mouth

445
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:27,387
has at least a theoretical
possibility of not getting us killed.

446
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,987
Thanks, Archer.
I'm sure it took a lot

447
00:21:29,012 --> 00:21:31,130
- to almost not insult me.
- I know.

448
00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,855
- I mean, look at you.
- Great.

449
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,446
Now, Ray and I will flank,
set up an enfilade.

450
00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:37,836
Lana and Pam
on a delayed spearpoint.

451
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,328
- Archer, you...
- Don't say it.

452
00:21:39,353 --> 00:21:42,578
- Provide suppressing fire.
- And there it is.

453
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:47,691
- In three, two, one.
- Suppressing fire!

454
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:49,327
Wait, wait, wait.

455
00:21:49,352 --> 00:21:51,214
Why do they have gas masks?

456
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,673
Go get 'em, Woodhouse.

457
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:17,034
God, that smells worse
than the break room salmon!

458
00:22:19,554 --> 00:22:21,636
Cyril, grab them.
Or are you screwing

459
00:22:21,661 --> 00:22:23,948
with office fridge space
for nothing?

460
00:22:27,244 --> 00:22:30,835
Jeezy petes!

461
00:22:32,036 --> 00:22:35,717
- Gravel got him.
- Archer!

462
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,469
I wanted whiskey.

463
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,061
I literally did not have any,
you asshole!

464
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,129
Then why am I still angry?

465
00:22:49,879 --> 00:22:51,074
God damn it.

466
00:22:54,697 --> 00:22:56,058
No!

467
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,742
And they say art is use... wah!

468
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,898
- You did good, kid. Lana?
- Wait.

469
00:23:06,773 --> 00:23:08,706
- Go to her.
- Uh-huh, I was.

470
00:23:08,731 --> 00:23:12,466
No, go to her
because of my nobility.

471
00:23:15,247 --> 00:23:17,738
Ugh.
Gravity, you utter bitch.

472
00:23:17,904 --> 00:23:19,043
Welcome back.

473
00:23:20,852 --> 00:23:22,261
Took you long enough.

474
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:29,948
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