1 00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:11,101 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,517 Who knew repairing the station grid 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,018 would involve so much sprinting? 4 00:00:19,101 --> 00:00:21,187 No talk. Sleep. 5 00:00:23,822 --> 00:00:25,742 - What the? Hey, no, no. Down. - I did it! 6 00:00:25,743 --> 00:00:26,901 - I updated the dog! - Down. 7 00:00:26,984 --> 00:00:28,276 - What does that even mean? Hey! Mm-mm. - In Medical, 8 00:00:28,277 --> 00:00:30,153 they encourage us to do side projects. 9 00:00:30,154 --> 00:00:31,905 - No! Why?! - So I took a bunch of inert carbon 10 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,782 and built myself a fluffy friend from scratch. 11 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,463 - Shut up! No! Aah! - It's supposed to look like a dog. 12 00:00:35,464 --> 00:00:37,064 - You know, from Earth. - Tendi, 13 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:38,879 - please get it out of here. - Oh, of course. 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,211 Come here! Come here. 15 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:41,252 Ah. 16 00:00:41,253 --> 00:00:42,290 She's five percent faster 17 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:43,967 and six percent smarter. You know, I hand-edited 18 00:00:43,968 --> 00:00:45,028 all six billion sequences. 19 00:00:45,029 --> 00:00:46,086 It was really fun! 20 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,089 When did you even find time for that? 21 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:50,212 Sometimes when I say that I'm going to the bathroom, 22 00:00:50,213 --> 00:00:51,384 I'm really recoding her DNA. 23 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,387 This little lady's protein bonds totally accepted 24 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:55,930 the Cas9 snipping without any cellular degradation. 25 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:57,824 Who has malleable protein bonds? You do. 26 00:00:57,881 --> 00:00:58,881 Yes, you do. 27 00:00:58,882 --> 00:00:59,923 I don't get it. 28 00:00:59,924 --> 00:01:02,578 You could've built any life-form at all, and you did this? 29 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:03,938 It just looks like a normal dog. 30 00:01:04,021 --> 00:01:06,232 That's exactly what I was going for! 31 00:01:06,315 --> 00:01:08,515 I'll go grab my notes so I can read you the juicy parts. 32 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:10,716 You're going to love how I reorganized her mitochondria. 33 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:11,871 No spoilers, but... 34 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,197 ...it's super funny! 35 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,741 Just to be clear, this is a normal dog, 36 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:16,909 and she's messing with us. 37 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,087 Oh, God. Not a normal dog. 38 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:31,257 Wake me up if it turns into something I need to care about. 39 00:02:42,536 --> 00:02:44,997 First officer's log. An elite team from the Cerritos 40 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,458 has been selected by Admiral Syltrack to liaise 41 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:50,378 with the Pisepian agricultural colony in disputed territory. 42 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,213 Captain Freeman, Shaxs, and myself 43 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:53,816 have been enlisted to join the mission 44 00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:56,801 due to our expertise in the germination of rulot seeds. 45 00:02:56,884 --> 00:02:58,844 In our absence, the Cerritos will receive 46 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:02,014 a temporary transfer of command to a visiting captain. 47 00:03:04,892 --> 00:03:07,186 Visiting captain? No! So lame. 48 00:03:07,269 --> 00:03:09,489 I figured you'd love a break from our usual guys. 49 00:03:09,571 --> 00:03:11,190 Sub caps never know what they're doing. 50 00:03:11,261 --> 00:03:12,941 They're all like, "Buffer the phase coils". 51 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,702 And we're like, "What are you talking about?" 52 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:15,987 What are you talking about? 53 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,278 I don't want some babysitter Jellico-type 54 00:03:17,279 --> 00:03:18,279 hovering over us 55 00:03:18,355 --> 00:03:19,955 when we're already going to a bog planet, 56 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,282 which is, like, the worst kind of planets, 57 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:22,359 as far as planets go. 58 00:03:22,443 --> 00:03:24,212 Bogs are actually fascinating. Did you know 59 00:03:24,295 --> 00:03:25,787 - that the spore count can... - I don't want to know about a bog! 60 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,228 It's a gross word for a gross place! 61 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:29,206 Well, you're being very unscientific. 62 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,381 Anyway, I'm into it. 63 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:37,304 We get to rub shoulders with the visiting crew, 64 00:03:37,305 --> 00:03:39,051 maybe impress another captain. 65 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,535 Oh, you're just excited to kiss a whole new butt, aren't you? 66 00:03:41,579 --> 00:03:42,939 Well, I wouldn't put it like that. 67 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:44,181 But yes, very. 68 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:46,809 Hmm... 69 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:48,268 Rutherford! 70 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,602 The visiting crew's gonna be here any minute. 71 00:03:49,603 --> 00:03:51,283 Hey, if I part my hair like this, do I look 72 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:52,898 more promotable or less? 73 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,442 More? Less? More? Less? 74 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,235 - Yeah, sure. - You didn't even look! 75 00:03:56,318 --> 00:03:58,195 Sorry. It's this transporter, man. 76 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,698 I'm trying to make it go .07 seconds faster. 77 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,061 Mariner wouldn't help me test it. 78 00:04:02,062 --> 00:04:04,326 She said she wanted to wait until I ironed out the kinks. 79 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,370 But how am I supposed to do that if nobody's gonna 80 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,872 - help me test it? - Ooh! I'll do it. 81 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:09,456 I can tell the new captain that, in my spare time, 82 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,217 - I enjoy improving efficiency. - Okay, cool. 83 00:04:11,248 --> 00:04:12,768 I'll just transport you back and forth 84 00:04:12,769 --> 00:04:14,295 super quick. Real easy. 85 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:15,912 Okay. Beam me up. I mean, 86 00:04:15,996 --> 00:04:17,548 Boim me up. You know what I'm saying. 87 00:04:17,631 --> 00:04:20,509 Okeydokey! 88 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,098 That was, like, half a second faster than normal! 89 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,806 I can't believe it's working. 90 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,450 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Run me through it again! 91 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:28,469 Do it again! Do it again! 92 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,023 - Uh... - Aw, man. 93 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:35,466 - I thought I solved this. - What?! 94 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:38,023 Sorry, it's just the last part of the transporter process! 95 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:39,344 It can be a bit sticky! 96 00:04:39,428 --> 00:04:40,905 Sticky?! Am I gonna die?! 97 00:04:40,988 --> 00:04:43,074 No, no! You're just off by, like, one millicochrane! 98 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,626 - It's just cosmetic! - What's that noise?! 99 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:46,827 Is that me?! 100 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:47,953 You hardly notice it! 101 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:50,289 You got to fix me before the visiting crew gets here! 102 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:52,291 - I can't look like this! - What?! 103 00:04:58,255 --> 00:05:00,466 Oh, well, here we go. Babysitter time 104 00:05:00,549 --> 00:05:02,760 in three, two, one... 105 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,405 Amina? 106 00:05:06,488 --> 00:05:07,489 Ha ha! 107 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,141 There she is! 108 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,267 Are you surprised? 109 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:12,311 Oh, my gosh. I thought you were on the Oakland. 110 00:05:12,394 --> 00:05:14,522 Eh, couldn't pass up a water filtration repair. 111 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:15,981 This is crazy! 112 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,817 Wait, and you're a freakin' captain now? 113 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,151 Get those title bumps, girl. 114 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,070 Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. 115 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:22,196 I've even got a team. 116 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:23,614 Warren, Prachett, Durga, 117 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:25,991 this is my old friend I was telling you about. 118 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:28,994 Captain Ramsey... speaks fondly of your time at the Academy. 119 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,663 Oh, boy. What'd she tell you? 120 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:32,665 That when it comes to boots-on-the-ground 121 00:05:32,748 --> 00:05:34,542 planetary action, you're the best. 122 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,335 And you look damn good doing it. 123 00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:39,047 Curious that you're still an ensign. 124 00:05:40,702 --> 00:05:42,383 Ensign Boimler reporting for duty! 125 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,471 Dude! What is wrong with you?! 126 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,182 Nothing! I'm just phasing! No biggie! 127 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,851 Disagree! It's kind of a biggie! 128 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,727 Ensign, report to sickbay! 129 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:54,979 But that's for sick people! 130 00:05:55,062 --> 00:05:56,689 - Now! - Aw. 131 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:02,667 How long is this going to last?! 132 00:06:02,668 --> 00:06:03,988 How am I supposed to know?! 133 00:06:04,071 --> 00:06:05,990 You look like a goddamn science project! 134 00:06:06,073 --> 00:06:08,333 Then... ow... why are you still taking samples?! 135 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:09,568 I figured it out! 136 00:06:11,328 --> 00:06:13,706 All right. Boimler's back, baby! 137 00:06:13,789 --> 00:06:15,749 Time to kiss some visiting butt. 138 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,126 Wait, I'm still all phase-y. 139 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,211 Yeah. But you're not making the sound anymore, 140 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,535 which was the worst part, right? 141 00:06:20,536 --> 00:06:21,714 Oh, yeah. That was terrible. 142 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:23,517 I'm literally hard to look at. 143 00:06:23,521 --> 00:06:25,081 I mean, what if... what if... 144 00:06:25,082 --> 00:06:27,091 Nobody wants a sparkly cap'n! 145 00:06:27,094 --> 00:06:28,554 Oh, all right, all right. Calm down. 146 00:06:28,637 --> 00:06:30,306 I already alerted Division 14. 147 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,724 The time travel police? 148 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:34,393 No! D-14 handles unsolvable space illnesses 149 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:35,569 and science mysteries. 150 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:37,229 And they can make me a real boy again? 151 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,191 They've got this great medical spa on Endicronimas V. 152 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,567 En... Endicron... 153 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,027 Everyone just calls it "The Farm". 154 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,404 You'll be pampered and tended to like a precious gem. 155 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:48,449 You and Mr. Whatever-The-Hell- That-Thing-Is over there. 156 00:06:48,532 --> 00:06:50,412 Don't worry, The Dog. I won't let them hurt you. 157 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:51,744 Wait, you named it "The Dog"? 158 00:06:51,827 --> 00:06:53,120 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 159 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,284 She's a totally normal dog. 160 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:56,582 Mm, I'm starting to think you know more about DNA 161 00:06:56,665 --> 00:06:58,918 - than you do about dogs. - We don't have any on Orion. 162 00:06:58,961 --> 00:06:59,961 We're really missing out. 163 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,161 Dogs are great. 164 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,381 Aw, look at you. 165 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,091 You're just a cute little cinnamon roll. 166 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,509 Yes, you are! 167 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,761 Visiting captain's log. 168 00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:11,430 Stardate 57752.6. 169 00:07:11,513 --> 00:07:14,308 The Cerritos is en route to the planet Khwopa to... 170 00:07:14,391 --> 00:07:17,478 perform a repair of their water filtration system. 171 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:19,813 Once completed, we will... rendezvous 172 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:21,657 with the USS Rubidoux. End log. 173 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:22,780 Will you stop it? 174 00:07:22,781 --> 00:07:25,313 Sorry, I just love captains' trinkets, you know? 175 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,446 Come on. Give me the dirt. 176 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:29,949 Have you seen Ransom's photon torpedo? 177 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,533 Barf! No! Disgusting. 178 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,337 No, for real, that is big barf. 179 00:07:33,338 --> 00:07:35,200 So, how long do we have you? 180 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,579 I mean, it's gonna take a while to catch you up 181 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:38,140 on all the crazy stuff I've been up to. 182 00:07:38,141 --> 00:07:40,374 Yeah. That's why I want you at my side. 183 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,378 Getting your perspective on the Cerritos crew 184 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:43,504 would be invaluable. 185 00:07:43,587 --> 00:07:46,590 I mean, come on, nobody likes a babysitter captain. 186 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:49,343 Babysitter captain? What? I don't even know what that is. 187 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:51,512 - What? - So, what do you say? 188 00:07:51,595 --> 00:07:53,347 Want to be my first officer? 189 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,474 Oh! Of course! You've got the dream team. 190 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:57,397 It's about time this bridge had a kickass crew. 191 00:07:57,434 --> 00:07:59,194 I mean, the usual guys are fine, but they're kind of... eh. 192 00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:00,755 Oh, wait, are... Wait, are you kidding? 193 00:08:00,756 --> 00:08:01,912 No, you're kidding, right? 194 00:08:01,913 --> 00:08:03,399 - I'm not kidding! - Then yes! 195 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:05,484 All right. Let's do this... 196 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:06,652 Number One. 197 00:08:31,593 --> 00:08:33,178 Greetings. 198 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:36,682 I am the Division 14 medical specialist. 199 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:39,685 Aw, thank you. I'm Tendi, and this is my dog, The Dog. 200 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:41,979 And let the record show we're here under protest. 201 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:44,405 I must warn you, 202 00:08:44,481 --> 00:08:47,484 stepping aboard this vessel is consent 203 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,862 to be surrounded by dark abnormalities 204 00:08:49,945 --> 00:08:52,489 and the clinically obscene. 205 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,533 Uh, how long will it take to get to the spa? 206 00:08:54,616 --> 00:08:56,160 I wasn't sure how many books to bring. 207 00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:58,037 Do not trouble yourself with the journey. 208 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,206 The Farm cures all. 209 00:09:10,632 --> 00:09:12,551 So, we were surrounded by four Borg, right? 210 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:14,678 And nobody ever talks about this, but they smell 211 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,888 like old trash bags. 212 00:09:15,971 --> 00:09:18,015 What? Four? How'd you get out? 213 00:09:18,098 --> 00:09:20,225 It required unorthodox tactics. 214 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:23,395 Durga kicked their butts with Vulcan jujitsu. 215 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,359 Yeah, well, this one time, Ramsey and I 216 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,399 stole Professor Rubichik's old, special car 217 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,734 and drove it into the bay. 218 00:09:28,817 --> 00:09:30,611 It was hilarious. He was so pissed. 219 00:09:30,694 --> 00:09:33,447 I love Saul Rubichik. He was my mentor at the Academy. 220 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:34,740 That car was his life. 221 00:09:34,823 --> 00:09:37,826 - I spoke at his funeral. - Uh, well, that was a long time ago. 222 00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:39,494 I still do stuff like that all the time. 223 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,456 Last week, I put a scorpion in Ransom's bed. 224 00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:44,249 It was bad. He almost died. 225 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,085 Do you often disrupt missions? 226 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,629 No, I mean, I do regular Starfleet stuff, too. 227 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,547 Everyone ready? 228 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,716 Let's roll out. 229 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,933 Reports indicate that first contact here 230 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:02,656 was a little tricky. The bogs didn't help. 231 00:10:02,726 --> 00:10:04,886 Let's see if we can get ahold of the local authorities. 232 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:06,722 Copy that. 233 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,733 Hey, are you on a different mission, 234 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:10,901 or are you coming with us? 235 00:10:10,984 --> 00:10:12,403 Oh. Uh, sorry. Right. 236 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,405 I'll just, uh... 237 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,742 When we're done here, you'll be back to enjoying 238 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,994 crystal clear water, King Phibeas. 239 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:24,123 We osmose our most brackish gratitude. 240 00:10:26,302 --> 00:10:27,542 So, uh, you and Ramsey 241 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:28,709 are pretty tight, huh? How'd you guys meet? 242 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,462 I do not believe that information 243 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,464 has any bearing on our current objective. 244 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,466 Damn, Durga. I was just making chitchat. 245 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,384 Critical overpressure. 246 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,595 One of the cascade valves must be jammed open! 247 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:39,972 We've got 30 seconds 248 00:10:40,055 --> 00:10:41,306 till the whole system blows! 249 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,808 Mariner, the tricorders. 250 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:44,685 Um, uh, I... You know, I think I left them 251 00:10:44,768 --> 00:10:45,936 in the transporter room. 252 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,691 Try clearing it with a subsonic pulse. 253 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,322 I must have grabbed the wrong crate. 254 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,783 I-I left all our tricorders back on the Cerritos. 255 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,619 Which is the least useful place for them to be, 256 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,372 First Officer Mariner. 257 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,666 Captain Ramsey, 258 00:11:07,749 --> 00:11:09,626 I just wanted to take a brief pause 259 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,938 from our covert operation to check in on my ship. 260 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:14,840 The Cerritos and her crew 261 00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:17,009 have performed admirably, Captain Freeman. 262 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,677 We've repaired the waste pipe on Khwopa 263 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,040 and are waiting on the Rubidoux. 264 00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:21,805 Very good. I've got to go. 265 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,349 These rulot seeds are highly volatile. 266 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,478 I may be called to plant them at any moment. 267 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,188 Godspeed, Captain. 268 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,065 Okay, so, they might plant seeds? 269 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:35,027 Well, sounds like they're on a very important mission. 270 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,864 Strange. The Rubidoux should have arrived by now. 271 00:11:38,947 --> 00:11:40,667 Well, Captain Dayton isn't exactly punctual, 272 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,410 but we may as well follow up. Initiate long-range scan. 273 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,121 Mariner, 274 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,873 - if you don't mind? - Oh! Me. 275 00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,374 Right. Sure thing. 276 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,218 Uh, here we go. 277 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:53,333 Ah! Uh, s-sorry! Hold on. Uh... 278 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,672 Perhaps Mariner isn't as apt as you recall. 279 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,041 Nobody move! Just wait. It'll... 280 00:11:57,124 --> 00:11:59,176 - It'll tire itself out. - Hey, hey, hey. 281 00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,739 - Just breathe. You've got this. - Uh... 282 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:05,184 _ 283 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,690 Huh. 284 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:16,568 Wow, I never knew there were 285 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,403 this many accidents in Starfleet. 286 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,906 Which is exactly why Division 14 exists: 287 00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:23,867 to hide the mistakes Starfleet would like to ignore. 288 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,711 Oh, well, that doesn't sound very Starfleety. 289 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,341 The admirals wouldn't want to jeopardize 290 00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:28,825 the allegiance of their officers 291 00:12:28,909 --> 00:12:30,707 by forcing them to work alongside 292 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,751 a man whose body is equal parts 293 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,962 accelerated growth and reverse aging. 294 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,090 That's right. Stare at me. 295 00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:39,716 - I-I wasn't s-staring. - The freak 296 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,927 infected by an alien horse bite, 297 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:45,222 doomed to live out his days as half a rascal. 298 00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:48,600 Everyone would rather avert their gaze instead of curing us. 299 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,686 We're inconvenient. 300 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,980 But aren't there specialists who specialize in this? 301 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,773 Tell that to Ensign Jenna, 302 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,109 exposed to delta radiation. 303 00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:58,652 Or Ellis and Sanderson. 304 00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,613 Neutrino field transporter accident. 305 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,449 - We have two of everything. - Almost everything. 306 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,910 And Anthony. 307 00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:11,623 Hi, Anthony. Did it used to be a man? 308 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,242 Yeah, that's what we're assuming. 309 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,769 Don't worry, The Dog. You don't belong here with these freaks. 310 00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:17,373 I'll break you out first chance I get. 311 00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,336 Come on, you're making it sound worse than it is. 312 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:21,325 I mean, we're all going to a resort planet 313 00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,135 with gentle nurses and whatnot. 314 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:24,803 It's gonna be great. 315 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:25,971 The Farm? 316 00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:29,933 You really think they're taking us to a paradise planet? 317 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,019 Wait, yeah. I... Then where are we going? 318 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,105 Nowhere. We've been here for months. 319 00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:37,399 This is the Farm! 320 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:48,452 It's the Rubidoux, Captain. 321 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,621 All systems appear to be offline. 322 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,290 I told Dayton to get her energy coils replaced last month. 323 00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:54,916 Looks like I was right. 324 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,336 If power's out, they're probably holed up in a safe room, 325 00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,005 waiting for rescue, just like last time. 326 00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:01,381 Durga, Mariner, Warren, 327 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,025 you're with me. Let's give them a jump. 328 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,850 Power has been interrupted in Engineering. 329 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,685 Durga, get the main systems back online. 330 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,009 Mariner and I will figure out where the crew is holed up. 331 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,721 Should be a simple repair for me, Captain. 332 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,816 Check in every 15 minutes. Oh, and someone make sure 333 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,500 to get a picture of me and Captain Dayton 334 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,419 when she thanks me for saving her ass again. 335 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,329 Sorry. Uh, new boots. 336 00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:35,499 Wait is going on with you? I really need you to step it up. 337 00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:37,209 Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll do better. 338 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:39,293 You know, it's these darn boots. These boots are, like... 339 00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:40,734 I got... I... Well, I wanted to get, 340 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,923 - like, a taller boot. - Stop with the boots! 341 00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,216 What's up, girl? 342 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:46,051 What's wrong? You... You want walkies? 343 00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:48,178 Oh, come on. Let's go. 344 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:54,393 Listen up. There's a shift change at 0200. 345 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,728 It's our chance to take the ship. 346 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,021 You're talking about a mutiny. 347 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,273 Exactly. We'll find our own planet 348 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,276 where we won't be treated like failed science experiments. 349 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,613 Tonight, freaks fight back! 350 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,699 Freaks fight back! Freaks fight back! 351 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,827 Brother, freaks united are freaks no more. 352 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,204 Say it with me. Freaks fight back! 353 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,623 Yeah. Freaks fight back. 354 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,083 Freaks fight back! 355 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,210 Freaks fight back! Freaks fight back! 356 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,453 ...is what they were all chanting. We were all doing it 357 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,423 in unison. 358 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,134 Mutiny? On my ship? How dare they! 359 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,760 Sir, they just want more information. 360 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,721 I think if we all sat down in a conference room 361 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,639 and talked it out... 362 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,769 If those freaks think they can mutiny, 363 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,897 they're in for a rude awakening. 364 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,421 No, no, no! The only reason I told you is so nobody gets hurt. 365 00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:45,485 We're all Starfleet. We have to follow the rules. 366 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,946 - I am the rules. - Wait! 367 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,109 We can talk this out! Sir! Don't tell them I tattled! 368 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,328 Don't tell them I tattled! 369 00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:51,825 Um, hello? 370 00:15:51,908 --> 00:15:54,619 Hello, Rubidoux people? Hello? 371 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,121 Oh, where are these guys? 372 00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,248 How do you do this every day? It is so boring. 373 00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,651 You used to love space mysteries. 374 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,792 Yeah. I used to be dumb. 375 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,335 That's one way to look at it. 376 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,254 - What does that mean? - I expected 377 00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:06,177 to be working with the capable Starfleet badass 378 00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:08,341 I knew at the Academy, not whatever you are now. 379 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,577 Yeah, and I expected to be working with my fun friend, 380 00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:11,795 - not a total... - Hold it. 381 00:16:11,878 --> 00:16:13,805 These doors have been manually sealed. 382 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,734 - I don't want to die. - Stand down. We're Starfleet. 383 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,402 - I don't want to die. - Captain Dayton. 384 00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,163 Whoa, Captain, Captain, you're gonna be okay. 385 00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,656 No! That thing is still out there! 386 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,825 There's nothing outside except the Cerritos. 387 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,661 You don't understand! We're inside of it! 388 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,207 It's time. Let's shake the ship! 389 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,334 - What do you think you're doing? - Uh... nothing. 390 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,668 Mutiny makes you traitors! 391 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,880 Mutiny? No, these are just props 392 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,508 that we're using for our... our musical, right, guys? 393 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,844 Stop lying! Boimler told me everything! Brad Boimler. 394 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,848 - Ooh, no, no, no. - Right there... Brad Boimler. 395 00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:55,849 Boimler, what the hell?! 396 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,849 Freaks fight back? 397 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,727 From now on, everyone is confined to their quarters. 398 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,854 I suggest you spend the time alone, 399 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,649 thinking about how to be more like Brad. 400 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:08,693 Wait, wait, wait. I have no idea how he found out, guys. 401 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,695 - That's crazy. - Get the rat! 402 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,739 - Get him! - Guys, no. Help! So many freaks! 403 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,575 We shut down systems because it feeds on electricity. 404 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,469 Durga, do not restore power. 405 00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,646 Durga, Durga... restore power. 406 00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:21,832 Captain, artificial gravity is coming back online. 407 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,881 What the hell?! 408 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,842 Oh, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 409 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,010 How big is this thing? 410 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,478 All right, everyone with me. We need to stay calm. 411 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,565 Hallway, now! 412 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,776 Ramsey to Cerritos. Prepare for emergency transport. 413 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,071 Damn thing must be blocking signals. 414 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,867 I don't want to die in space! I don't want to die in space! 415 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,244 - We're all gonna... - Pick her up. 416 00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,061 We have to get to the bridge. That's where we beamed in. 417 00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:02,103 There's a good chance 418 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:03,625 - we can still get a signal out. - Ugh. 419 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,188 Where has this Mariner been all day? 420 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,375 I don't know what you're talking about. 421 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,086 No, no, no, no. Something's going on here. 422 00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:10,249 Been non-stop screwing up, then suddenly, you're back 423 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,770 to taking charge and punching out captains and... Wait a minute. 424 00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:16,709 Maybe let's talk, like, after the giant space emergency. 425 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,430 You were taking a dive, weren't you? 426 00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:20,873 You figured out I was gonna offer you a spot on the Oakland. 427 00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:22,726 Yeah, well, maybe I didn't want my best friend 428 00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:24,529 trying to trick me into a job I didn't want. 429 00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,271 - You ever think of that? - Ugh! 430 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:27,479 We all thought you'd be the first captain from our class. 431 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,400 You got the best grades, you kept us all on track. 432 00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,611 Now it seems like you don't even like Starfleet. 433 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,280 You used to do whatever you wanted whenever you wanted. 434 00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,574 Now you got to check in with Durga every five minutes. 435 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:40,827 Because I love leading a team that puts their trust in me. 436 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,412 Fine, but I don't love 437 00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:43,704 that everyone's always screaming at me 438 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,831 to rank up and take charge. 439 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,833 Why can't I just be a super great ensign? 440 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,957 Look, how about you stop pretending to be a [BLEEP], 441 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,587 and I'll stop trying to recruit you, 442 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,465 - and we can go save these people? - Deal! 443 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,267 Got you. 444 00:18:56,351 --> 00:18:58,637 A rat trapped in an airlock. 445 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,472 That sounds about right. 446 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:02,140 Any last words? 447 00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:03,903 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! 448 00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:05,435 I'm just a freak like you, see? 449 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,105 It wore off! I'm not a freak anymore! 450 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,483 Hey, would you look at that! Great! 451 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,526 You're normal now. 452 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,487 Enjoy your walk in space. 453 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:23,745 Wait. Why is the air not being forced from my lungs? 454 00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:27,332 The Farm! It's real? 455 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,334 Isn't it beautiful? The missions might be long, 456 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,462 but it's worth it every time we get back. 457 00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,673 Ooh! Do I have egg on my face. 458 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,633 Sir, I'm sorry for the whole... 459 00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:38,802 - mutiny thing. - I get it. 460 00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:41,471 The Farm does seem unbelievable. 461 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:44,015 No, I'm sorry I reacted the way I did. 462 00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,432 We should have just talked it out. 463 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,185 Which is what I said we should do! 464 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:49,980 Next time, we'll avoid a mutiny before it happens. 465 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,440 Maybe paint the ship some friendlier colors, 466 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,693 turn on some lights so it isn't so creepy. 467 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,238 Enjoy your path to recovery, my friends. 468 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:03,451 Oh, it's just the way I laugh. 469 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,258 This is where we have to say goodbye. 470 00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:20,093 I never wanted to leave you. 471 00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:22,345 You're not a freak. You're just a good dog. 472 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,140 I will never give up trying to get you back home. 473 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:28,226 Tendi, you have been an exemplary creator. 474 00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:30,729 But do not cry. I like it here! 475 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,397 There's far more space to run 476 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,566 and many fascinating things upon which to urinate. 477 00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:37,277 Oh, wow. I'm so glad you're happy! 478 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,030 Well, The Dog, then I guess this is goodbye. 479 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573 Farewell, Tendi. 480 00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:45,410 May the suns shine upon you. 481 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,705 Wait. You knew she could talk and walk? 482 00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,582 Yeah, of course she can talk. She's a dog. 483 00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,402 Normal dogs don't do any of that stuff. 484 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:53,418 They don't? 485 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,621 Wait. But normal dogs hover and spit lightning, right? 486 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:58,465 - No, none of that! - Oh! 487 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,967 Well, then this is starting to make a lot more sense. 488 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,511 Hey, you are a freak. 489 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,431 I know! I just didn't want you to worry. 490 00:21:06,514 --> 00:21:08,641 Oh, she's such a good girl. 491 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,978 Oh, we call dibs on this cutie. 492 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,605 - Oh. - No, he shouldn't 493 00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,607 even be here. He's not a freak anymore. 494 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,776 - You're not? - I, uh, I have acid reflux. 495 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,236 That's kind of freakish. 496 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,614 Wait, wait, wait! 497 00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:24,365 No. 498 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,710 Not today, snot! 499 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,469 Durga, report. 500 00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:47,806 There's some sort of alien entity inside the ship. 501 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,516 - Oh, you think? - Okay, everybody, 502 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,879 we're gonna get you out of here. 503 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,981 - Warren, beam us out of here. - I'm trying. There's too many. 504 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,218 We-we won't have time. 505 00:21:59,425 --> 00:22:00,610 Rutherford! 506 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:02,402 We need your transporter thing up and running now! 507 00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:03,530 It made Boimler weird! 508 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,656 Boim us out of here! 509 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,102 - Hold on! - Rutherford! 510 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,672 Come on, baby. Give Rutherford the juice! 511 00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:33,518 Oh, man, I knew you could do it, Ruthy! 512 00:22:33,601 --> 00:22:35,353 Why are we still in phase? 513 00:22:35,436 --> 00:22:36,980 Ah, it's just cosmetic. 514 00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:41,693 It's just cosmetic. 515 00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:47,490 Captain's log. 516 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,909 The evacuation of the U.S.S. Rubidoux was a success, 517 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,537 thanks to the quick thinking of the Cerritos crew. 518 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,874 While the exact classification of this space entity eludes us, 519 00:22:55,957 --> 00:23:00,086 we believe it to be peaceful, in search of a home. 520 00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:03,006 You're cured? 521 00:23:03,089 --> 00:23:04,549 I mean, see? I knew you'd be fine. 522 00:23:04,632 --> 00:23:06,551 Listen, you got to mess me up again. 523 00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:08,834 Not permanently, but maybe, like, a nice two-week freak. 524 00:23:08,835 --> 00:23:10,722 I have been tinkering with some ancient plasmas. 525 00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:13,391 Aw. Good afternoon. I'm Tendi. 526 00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:16,019 How are you today? Ugh. Ugh! 527 00:23:16,102 --> 00:23:18,897 Ugh! She licked me. What a weirdo! 528 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,732 Would you look at that? 529 00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:22,692 Nothing like a big, crazy alien to remind you 530 00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:24,903 why "space explorer" is such a great gig. 531 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,571 Yeah, it's the best. 532 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:29,824 Well, Starfleet isn't perfect, but my offer still stands. 533 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,911 If you want a chance to lead by example, I'd have your back. 534 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,122 Yeah, if I was gonna rank up for anyone, it would be you, 535 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,246 but, you know, I still have some stuff to figure out 536 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,206 while I'm lower decks, about who I want to be. 537 00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:42,712 Like, maybe I'll buckle down and become a captain. 538 00:23:42,778 --> 00:23:44,338 Maybe I won't. Probably won't. 539 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,382 - I just need time to find me. - I know you will. 540 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,552 Well, well, well, beautiful Captain Ramsey. 541 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,554 I'd love to buy you a drink. 542 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:55,680 Oh. Sorry, Ransom. Instincts kicked in. 543 00:23:55,683 --> 00:23:57,685 I'll take a pass on that drink. 544 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,272 Good one, Ramsey. 545 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,608 That's our thing. She's kidding. 546 00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:46,109 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 547 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,941 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 548 00:25:36,717 --> 00:25:37,717 Chirp.