1 00:00:01,609 --> 00:00:03,273 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 2 00:00:03,289 --> 00:00:04,623 The wedding is in two weeks! 3 00:00:04,648 --> 00:00:06,209 I want to become... 4 00:00:06,234 --> 00:00:07,233 A priest?! 5 00:00:07,235 --> 00:00:08,768 Josh is leaving me 6 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:09,769 to become 7 00:00:09,771 --> 00:00:10,870 a priest? 8 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:12,438 I'm gonna mail him my poop. 9 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,741 But tell him it's cupcakes. 10 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:17,029 We are all here to help you take down Josh, 11 00:00:17,054 --> 00:00:18,878 but we are not gonna help you 12 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,380 take down yourself at the same time. 13 00:00:21,382 --> 00:00:23,015 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I was just, uh, 14 00:00:23,017 --> 00:00:24,717 I was just running by, and, um... 15 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,820 You are understandably obsessed with me. 16 00:00:26,845 --> 00:00:27,520 No. 17 00:00:27,522 --> 00:00:29,388 Sue him. Suing Josh, 18 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:30,690 that's actually a really interesting idea. 19 00:00:30,692 --> 00:00:33,412 There is tons of case law that justifies suing him 20 00:00:33,437 --> 00:00:34,636 on behalf of Rebecca. 21 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:35,546 It's perfect! 22 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:38,205 This révenge will actually make you feel better. 23 00:00:38,230 --> 00:00:39,363 I know it. 24 00:00:41,061 --> 00:00:42,627 _ 25 00:00:43,234 --> 00:00:45,991 ? Crazy's when I go off the rails ? 26 00:00:46,016 --> 00:00:49,484 ? This is what you've done to me ? 27 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:51,977 ? Crazy's how your loving makes me feel ? 28 00:00:52,002 --> 00:00:55,236 ? This is what I always want to be ? 29 00:00:55,261 --> 00:00:58,329 ? I like it when a girl gets crazy in bed ? 30 00:00:58,354 --> 00:01:01,571 ? Don't mess with a bitch who's crazy in the head ? 31 00:01:03,089 --> 00:01:04,254 - ? You do ? - ? You don't ? 32 00:01:04,256 --> 00:01:05,722 ? Want to be crazy ? 33 00:01:05,724 --> 00:01:07,424 - ? And you don't ? - ? You do ? 34 00:01:07,426 --> 00:01:08,725 ? Want to be crazy ? 35 00:01:08,727 --> 00:01:12,235 ? To clarify, yes, no on the crazy ? 36 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,798 ? We hope this helps. ? 37 00:01:16,363 --> 00:01:17,332 What? 38 00:01:17,356 --> 00:01:19,472 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 39 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,636 Oh, I am so excited! 40 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,428 Suing Josh Chan is the best thing we have ever done. 41 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:30,697 Ah, doesn't it feel great to do something 42 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:32,165 rational and effective? 43 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,734 I mean, can you believe your first revenge idea 44 00:01:33,736 --> 00:01:37,271 was to mail Josh poop in plastic containers? 45 00:01:37,273 --> 00:01:39,439 - Yeah. - Yeah, wow. 46 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:42,476 That was a silly thing that I definitely did not do. 47 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:44,912 Josh is about to get what's coming to him. 48 00:01:44,914 --> 00:01:46,687 - Not poop. - Not poop! 49 00:01:46,712 --> 00:01:47,355 Anything but poop. 50 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:49,008 Definitely not poop. Anything but poop. 51 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:51,389 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, he's such a loser, anyway. 52 00:01:52,743 --> 00:01:54,273 I mean, what a fool. 53 00:01:54,298 --> 00:01:55,644 I would've loved to have been 54 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:57,584 a cross on the wall at that seminary when he showed up there, right? 55 00:01:57,609 --> 00:01:58,678 - Err! - Eh! 56 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,436 Where's Jesus? Duh! 57 00:02:00,461 --> 00:02:02,561 Can I still have sex and be a priest? 58 00:02:02,586 --> 00:02:04,019 - No. - No, you can't. 59 00:02:04,044 --> 00:02:06,694 That's what being a priest is. 60 00:02:06,718 --> 00:02:08,983 _ 61 00:02:15,878 --> 00:02:18,045 Dope church. 62 00:02:18,069 --> 00:02:19,600 Make yourself at home. 63 00:02:20,071 --> 00:02:22,005 Father Rodrigo will be right with you. 64 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:25,208 Oh, I thought you were Father Rodrigo. 65 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:27,777 Oh, no, no, no, I'm just the door priest. 66 00:02:27,904 --> 00:02:31,181 Huh. Well, I can't wait to start over, Door Father. 67 00:02:31,873 --> 00:02:33,917 Let's just say there were a few things going on in my life 68 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,119 that I feel a little guilty about. 69 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:39,998 Like a wedding I was supposed to go to and didn't. 70 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:43,660 But I don't have to feel that way anymore, because... 71 00:02:43,662 --> 00:02:46,879 I'm going to be a priest and priests have no guilt, right? 72 00:02:48,475 --> 00:02:50,009 Door Father? 73 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,088 Hmm. 74 00:02:59,643 --> 00:03:04,414 ? I've got my head in the clouds ? 75 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,349 ? 'Cause that's where Heaven is ? 76 00:03:06,351 --> 00:03:10,749 ? No longer stuck in the muck on the ground ? 77 00:03:11,209 --> 00:03:13,433 ? I figured out how to live ? 78 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:17,491 ? It's with my head in the clouds ? 79 00:03:18,296 --> 00:03:20,296 ? Got no cares anymore ? 80 00:03:20,298 --> 00:03:22,198 ? No obligations ? 81 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,434 ? Are holding me down ? 82 00:03:25,131 --> 00:03:27,696 ? That's what religion is for ? 83 00:03:29,157 --> 00:03:31,485 Anything you want to confess, my son? 84 00:03:32,368 --> 00:03:34,310 Not anymore, priest me. 85 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:39,493 ? Reality was getting so complicated ? 86 00:03:39,518 --> 00:03:42,822 ? All the drama was getting insane ? 87 00:03:42,971 --> 00:03:46,557 ? But now I've given my life to Mr. Jesus Christ ? 88 00:03:46,582 --> 00:03:48,825 ? So I'm speeding down the carpool lane ? 89 00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:50,460 ? God's my E-Z Pass ? 90 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:58,568 ? I've got my head in the clouds ? 91 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:01,280 ? Blessed with a permanent smile ? 92 00:04:02,306 --> 00:04:04,073 ? I feel just like ? 93 00:04:04,075 --> 00:04:06,876 ? Little baby Moses ? 94 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:09,946 ? On the day he was found on de-Nile ? 95 00:04:10,026 --> 00:04:12,860 ? It is just a river in Egypt ? 96 00:04:16,035 --> 00:04:19,371 ? I was almost toast, but now I got the Holy Ghost ? 97 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:22,725 Pew! 98 00:04:22,727 --> 00:04:24,360 Did someone say "Holy Ghost"? 99 00:04:24,362 --> 00:04:26,496 Whoa, that's what you look like? 100 00:04:26,498 --> 00:04:28,097 This is what you think I look like. 101 00:04:28,099 --> 00:04:29,165 Now let's dance. 102 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,600 Yeah! 103 00:04:41,662 --> 00:04:43,746 Off to lunch with Casper. 104 00:04:43,748 --> 00:04:46,082 ? My puzzle is solved ? 105 00:04:46,084 --> 00:04:47,717 ? 'Cause I'm absolved ? 106 00:04:47,719 --> 00:04:49,319 ? My life will be splendid ? 107 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:51,321 ? Now that I've transcended ? 108 00:04:51,323 --> 00:04:52,689 ? When things get scary ? 109 00:04:52,691 --> 00:04:54,824 ? Just say ten Hail Marys ? 110 00:04:54,826 --> 00:04:58,728 ? I'm Turin off my shroud ? 111 00:04:58,730 --> 00:05:03,866 ? With my head in the clouds. ? 112 00:05:07,543 --> 00:05:08,744 My son? 113 00:05:09,835 --> 00:05:11,374 How can I help you? 114 00:05:11,376 --> 00:05:13,376 Oh, Father Rodrigo. 115 00:05:13,378 --> 00:05:15,952 I am so honored to meet you. 116 00:05:16,581 --> 00:05:19,182 Father, I have come here to this holy place 117 00:05:19,184 --> 00:05:22,452 to join my brethren and walk the halls of divinity 118 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:24,821 as God shines his light on me. 119 00:05:25,015 --> 00:05:27,133 - Oh, boy, we got a Maria here. - What? 120 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:31,628 Son, have you been considering the priesthood for a long time? 121 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:34,631 Oh, yeah. The whole drive up here from Malibu today. 122 00:05:34,633 --> 00:05:36,099 And there was a Sig Alert. 123 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:43,940 Well... I hope you understand, it's a big commitment. 124 00:05:43,942 --> 00:05:44,841 A typical priest's training 125 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:46,743 takes four to six years and involves 126 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:48,811 getting a master's degree in divinity. 127 00:05:48,997 --> 00:05:51,489 And you'll have to take a pre-theology class. 128 00:05:51,911 --> 00:05:54,817 Oh, yeah, I knew that. 129 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,520 "Erry-one" knows that. 130 00:05:57,522 --> 00:05:58,955 It's in the damn Bible. 131 00:05:59,864 --> 00:06:00,990 Oh, sorry. 132 00:06:00,992 --> 00:06:04,027 Look, if you haven't really thought this through, 133 00:06:04,029 --> 00:06:06,462 or you're just trying to avoid responsibility 134 00:06:06,464 --> 00:06:08,141 for something you've done, 135 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:09,599 you can go home. 136 00:06:09,601 --> 00:06:10,922 What? 137 00:06:10,947 --> 00:06:14,110 I-I'm not trying to avoid responsibility for anything. 138 00:06:14,336 --> 00:06:16,169 I'm just here to go to priest school. 139 00:06:16,374 --> 00:06:17,340 Preschool? 140 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:18,741 Priest school. 141 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:19,848 Ah, oh, yes, yeah. 142 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:22,677 Yeah, we don't use that term for that exact reason. 143 00:06:24,181 --> 00:06:25,448 Oh, I wish I could see 144 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:27,250 the look on his face in 12 to 15 months 145 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:30,920 when a judge hits him with a $600-to-$800 fine. 146 00:06:30,922 --> 00:06:32,422 Wait, $600-to-$800? 147 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:34,457 That's like a pair of shoes. 148 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:35,892 Maybe for you, bitch. 149 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,494 - Paula? - Yes? 150 00:06:38,496 --> 00:06:41,464 Can we take a quick time-out for some nonjudgmental truth time? 151 00:06:41,466 --> 00:06:43,966 - Always. - I just don't know about this, okay? 152 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,601 You're working so hard, 153 00:06:45,603 --> 00:06:47,937 and the case is super, super clever, 154 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:50,106 but... I'm just not satisfied. 155 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:51,774 I-I want to do something big 156 00:06:51,776 --> 00:06:54,677 and now. And-and, like, suing Josh just... 157 00:06:54,679 --> 00:06:56,579 It feels... 158 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:59,482 Okay. You know when you eat a whole bag of iced ginger snaps, 159 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:01,250 but then you're like, "What? There's still a hole inside me," 160 00:07:01,252 --> 00:07:03,052 so then you move on to shoplifting, 161 00:07:03,054 --> 00:07:04,754 and the next thing you know, you're in your dorm, 162 00:07:04,756 --> 00:07:06,856 surrounded by unitards and fuzzy pillows from Urban Outfitters 163 00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,391 and the hole's still there? 164 00:07:08,393 --> 00:07:09,459 It feels like that. 165 00:07:09,461 --> 00:07:11,728 That's why you have so many unitards? 166 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:13,629 I was more of a lipstick and Sambuca shoplifter myself 167 00:07:13,631 --> 00:07:14,530 back in the day. 168 00:07:14,532 --> 00:07:15,531 - Interesting. - Yeah. 169 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:16,899 Okay, so, Paula, 170 00:07:16,901 --> 00:07:20,136 instead of this, can we do something, like, savage 171 00:07:20,138 --> 00:07:23,506 and brutal and primal? Right? Please? 172 00:07:23,508 --> 00:07:24,173 No. 173 00:07:24,175 --> 00:07:25,408 - What? - No way. 174 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,710 Rebecca, we have found the perfect 175 00:07:27,712 --> 00:07:31,147 legal, ethical and public way to get back at Josh. 176 00:07:31,149 --> 00:07:33,950 I mean, we actually have the high ground. 177 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:35,351 We never have the high ground. 178 00:07:35,353 --> 00:07:36,385 No, it's true. 179 00:07:36,387 --> 00:07:38,154 And you know I am down for a nefarious plan 180 00:07:38,156 --> 00:07:39,288 as much as the next gal, 181 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:42,492 but this plan is legit, 182 00:07:42,494 --> 00:07:44,994 and you won't get in trouble. 183 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:46,996 So this case is the way to go. 184 00:07:46,998 --> 00:07:50,466 I promise you. This is a good thing. 185 00:07:50,468 --> 00:07:55,560 But I want a bad thing. 186 00:07:55,585 --> 00:07:57,473 This is bad. This is really bad. 187 00:07:57,475 --> 00:07:59,275 What the hell is wrong with me? 188 00:07:59,277 --> 00:08:01,144 I can't believe I showed up to Rebecca's house 189 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:04,981 with a stupid excuse, visibly aroused in my running shorts. 190 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:07,216 She got to me. 191 00:08:07,218 --> 00:08:09,385 Rebecca Bunch got to me. 192 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:12,121 With her, "Blah, blah, I'm sad and vulnerable." 193 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:14,087 And then her now, "Blah, blah, blah, 194 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:16,559 now I'm all hot and tough with budding triceps." 195 00:08:16,561 --> 00:08:19,262 What, is she doing dips all of a sudden? 196 00:08:19,264 --> 00:08:21,864 I fall for every stupid thing that she does. 197 00:08:21,866 --> 00:08:23,766 Honestly, I can't believe I'm letting you down, 198 00:08:23,768 --> 00:08:26,002 the person that matters most to me. 199 00:08:27,805 --> 00:08:29,839 But don't worry, Captain, 200 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:31,799 I'm shaking it off. 201 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,642 Old Nathaniel's coming back. 202 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,752 Ice-cold, in control. 203 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:40,064 A real man. 204 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:47,498 Guys! My avocado tree has gone certifiably insane. 205 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:48,658 Help yourselves. 206 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,226 Guac o'clock, people. 207 00:08:50,913 --> 00:08:53,329 Hey, Maya, catching up on all the best ways 208 00:08:53,331 --> 00:08:55,398 to get a peach-shaped booty? 209 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,467 No, because I love myself, and I don't purchase any periodicals 210 00:08:58,469 --> 00:09:00,036 which engage in body-shaming. 211 00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:01,704 By the way, young adult women's periodicals 212 00:09:01,706 --> 00:09:05,074 are doing some of the most relevant and honest reporting 213 00:09:05,076 --> 00:09:06,409 out there right now. 214 00:09:06,411 --> 00:09:08,845 - Oh, yeah, I'm sure. - It's true. 215 00:09:08,847 --> 00:09:11,080 Look at this study about the orgasm gap. 216 00:09:11,082 --> 00:09:14,016 Did you know that studies show women only orgasm 217 00:09:14,018 --> 00:09:16,118 39% of the time during sex, 218 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,454 while men finish 91% of the time? 219 00:09:18,456 --> 00:09:19,655 That doesn't even make sense. 220 00:09:19,657 --> 00:09:22,326 People are orgasming 130% of the time? 221 00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:24,716 Uh, check your math. 222 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:25,962 And you check your privilege. 223 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,597 As a woman, I can tell you these studies 224 00:09:27,599 --> 00:09:29,398 are completely based in reality. 225 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,833 Not my reality. 226 00:09:30,835 --> 00:09:32,134 I'm a king in the boudoir. 227 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:35,537 Every woman I've ever had sex with has obviously orgasmed... 228 00:09:35,562 --> 00:09:37,039 every time. 229 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,441 Especially my wife. 230 00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:40,251 And you know that because? 231 00:09:40,276 --> 00:09:42,612 Because, when we're having sex in our favorite position, 232 00:09:42,614 --> 00:09:44,280 I'm on top, going a mile a minute, 233 00:09:44,282 --> 00:09:45,715 we always gloriously finish 234 00:09:45,717 --> 00:09:49,008 at the exact same time, every time. 235 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:52,555 Tim, you have never given your wife an orgasm, ever, 236 00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,257 not even once. 237 00:09:58,228 --> 00:09:59,262 Hey, Tim, 238 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,696 you ever have someone in your life 239 00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:02,098 who's trying so hard to please you, 240 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,933 but they're just doing it wrong? 241 00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:06,135 And so you pretend to like it 'cause you care about them, 242 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,703 you really do, but, I don't know, 243 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,939 you just kind of have to fake being satisfied? 244 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,643 What is happening? What have you heard? Did you talk to my wife? 245 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:15,244 What? You're being so weird. 246 00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:16,579 Okay, what's this meeting about anyway? 247 00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:18,826 Oh, my God, I'm not in the mood for Nathaniel right now. 248 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,017 He's been so doe-eyed and feelingsy lately. 249 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,318 He's like a woman or something. 250 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,586 Shut up, stop talking. 251 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:24,620 Here's the deal, losers - 252 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:26,022 you know that place on East Cameron? 253 00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:27,990 The family Korean barbecue mom-pop? 254 00:10:27,992 --> 00:10:29,225 It's been there for 30 years? 255 00:10:29,227 --> 00:10:31,160 Oh, yeah, Chae Won's BBQ? I love that place. 256 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:32,461 Chae Won is so nice. 257 00:10:32,463 --> 00:10:34,030 He always gives me extra kimchi, 258 00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:36,632 and his adorable grandmother's in the back making tofu soup... 259 00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:37,867 He's about to be obliterated. 260 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:39,936 The Ivywood Mall Corp, who we represent, 261 00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,470 needs the lot that Chae Won is on. 262 00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:42,838 So we're gonna get that place shut down, 263 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,006 and we're gonna get it demolished, 264 00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:45,274 so that our client can build 265 00:10:45,276 --> 00:10:47,209 their discount wicker lacquered napkin ring, 266 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,312 capiz shell chandelier palace. 267 00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,781 Nathaniel, we can't do that. I mean, Chae Won... 268 00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:54,483 Is a loser who doesn't pay our bills. 269 00:10:57,019 --> 00:10:59,155 - George, what are you doing here? - Oh, I hired him back. 270 00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:01,123 I need a flunky to work full-time on assassinating 271 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,925 the character of this Chae Won fella. 272 00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:04,360 George, any dirt yet? 273 00:11:04,362 --> 00:11:06,329 Uh, no. N-No dirt on Chae Won yet. 274 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,697 Um... 275 00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:09,899 Ooh, except for the dirt that he digs up every weekend 276 00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:11,634 at the community garden for the homeless. 277 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:13,669 - Awww. - I know, right? 278 00:11:13,671 --> 00:11:15,204 - Oh, come on. - Sorry. 279 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,605 This guy grows a hobo a salad 280 00:11:16,607 --> 00:11:19,041 and you think he's exempt from capitalism? 281 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:20,142 What is wrong with Tim? 282 00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:21,510 I don't... 283 00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:23,105 Wake up, Tim! 284 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:26,382 I told you what to do, now do it. Okay? 285 00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:27,683 I got to go. 286 00:11:27,685 --> 00:11:29,018 My neighbor's dog is barking all night. 287 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,486 I'm gonna take that little bitch to the vet 288 00:11:30,488 --> 00:11:32,391 and get its vocal cords ripped out. 289 00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:36,078 He's so awful. 290 00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:38,361 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he's-he's-he's terrible. 291 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:40,695 He's awful. He's bad. 292 00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:49,939 What are you doing here? 293 00:11:49,941 --> 00:11:51,240 How do you know where I live? 294 00:11:51,242 --> 00:11:52,775 I have my ways. 295 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:54,844 Company directory. 296 00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:56,278 Hmm. What do you want? 297 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,481 I want your hard, throbbing ruthlessness. 298 00:11:58,483 --> 00:12:00,016 And I want it bad. 299 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:01,217 Who talks like that? 300 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:02,485 Shut up. Listen to me. 301 00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:03,753 I need you. 302 00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:06,389 Because you are the worst person I've ever met. 303 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:09,025 Clearly you didn't summer in the Hamptons. 304 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:10,393 Ha, ha, ha. But seriously. 305 00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:12,628 You're an amoral sociopath with no conscience, 306 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,630 and I need someone to help me 307 00:12:14,632 --> 00:12:17,600 destroy Josh Chan, who is an evil genius, 308 00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:19,635 a monster, a dead-eyed fiend. 309 00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:20,736 You, so... 310 00:12:20,738 --> 00:12:22,338 what do you say? 311 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:25,198 I say get out of my apartment. 312 00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:32,963 Rebecca, I'm not getting pulled into your drama, 313 00:12:32,988 --> 00:12:34,229 no matter what you say. 314 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,104 No, no, no. Listen. You really don't understand. 315 00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:38,278 Okay, I-I seriously need you. 316 00:12:38,303 --> 00:12:40,270 I've been trying to come up with evil schemes, 317 00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:41,813 but they just come up, like, lame and childish. 318 00:12:41,838 --> 00:12:42,940 Of course they do. 319 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:45,299 Why do you think I hired George to get rid of Chae Won? 320 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,590 Huh? Because you have the heart of a weak, dying kitten. 321 00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:49,725 Exactly, that's what's getting in my way, 322 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,739 and that is why I need you. 323 00:12:51,764 --> 00:12:52,943 Listen. 324 00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:54,268 Nathaniel. 325 00:12:54,669 --> 00:12:56,164 I know you want me. 326 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:58,560 And I've been making you wait for it. 327 00:12:59,436 --> 00:13:00,869 But not anymore. 328 00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,489 - I said you need to... - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 329 00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:04,573 Just listen. Okay? 330 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,508 Hear me out. 331 00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:15,684 ? My whole life ? 332 00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:21,323 - ? I've wanted to be bad ? - ? To be bad, to be bad, to be bad ? 333 00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:23,191 ? But whenever I tried ? 334 00:13:24,093 --> 00:13:25,861 ? The result was always sad ? 335 00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:28,864 ? So sad, so pathetic, weak and sad ? 336 00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:30,265 ? However, now I know ? 337 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,267 ? A certain beau ? 338 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,237 ? Who doesn't worry 'bout what's decent or right ? 339 00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:36,405 ? That's you... ? 340 00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,806 Yeah, I got that. 341 00:13:37,808 --> 00:13:40,609 ? So how 'bout now, you teach me how ? 342 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:44,646 ? To be ruthless and cruel, yeah, I'm ready tonight ? 343 00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:46,515 ? So strip away my conscience ? 344 00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:48,350 ? Peel away my values ? 345 00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:51,720 ? Rip off my compassion with your teeth ? 346 00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:54,256 ? Pound away my morals ? 347 00:13:54,258 --> 00:13:56,291 ? Spank off all my kindness, ooh! ? 348 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,027 ? Expose the dormant bitch that lies beneath ? 349 00:13:59,029 --> 00:14:00,362 ? You devil ? 350 00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:01,997 ? Lead me to the dark side ? 351 00:14:01,999 --> 00:14:03,999 ? Like a lamb to the slaughter ? 352 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:07,502 ? Then do me in a hot tub filled with evil 'stead of water ? 353 00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:10,405 ? Let's make war, not love, all night and day ? 354 00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:13,642 ? It's hot here in Hell, so ? 355 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:16,111 ? Strip it all away... ? 356 00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:18,380 Stop hitting yourself. 357 00:14:22,219 --> 00:14:24,853 ? Yeah, baby, you're a soul-sucking ? 358 00:14:24,855 --> 00:14:26,154 ? Corporate piece of trash ? 359 00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:27,909 ? Who only cares ? 360 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,092 ? About sex, lies and cash ? 361 00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:31,326 ? So tell me 'bout your sins ? 362 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,595 ? And shock me with their luridness ? 363 00:14:33,597 --> 00:14:36,064 ? Let me be your pupil, let me choke ? 364 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:38,133 ? On your cocksuredness ? 365 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:39,501 ? Innuendo ? 366 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,937 ? Strip away my conscience ? 367 00:14:41,939 --> 00:14:43,538 ? Tear away my Jew guilt ? 368 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:46,074 ? Kiss around my sense of right and wrong ? 369 00:14:46,076 --> 00:14:47,476 ? But not on it, it's sensitive ? 370 00:14:47,478 --> 00:14:48,877 ? Baby, it's such foreplay ? 371 00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:51,380 - ? When you slither like a moray ? - ? Eel! ? 372 00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:54,116 ? It's worth the discomfort of my thong ? 373 00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:58,420 ? You're like Professor Snape ? ? In his sad dungeon with his potions ? 374 00:14:58,422 --> 00:15:00,889 ? 'Cause somehow you don't have that sucky thing ? 375 00:15:00,891 --> 00:15:02,791 ? Called emotions ? 376 00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:05,440 ? 50 shades of morally Grey ? 377 00:15:06,362 --> 00:15:08,597 ? And thongs are so uncomfortable, so ? 378 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:12,000 ? Strip it all away ? 379 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,370 ? Strip it all away ? 380 00:15:16,572 --> 00:15:19,174 ? Strip it all away ? 381 00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:24,112 ? Strip it all away ? 382 00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:25,847 ? That was just up my butt. ? 383 00:15:28,045 --> 00:15:29,590 So, what's your point? 384 00:15:29,615 --> 00:15:32,215 If you help me destroy Josh Chan, 385 00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:35,574 I will let you do anything you want to me. 386 00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,659 And I mean anything. 387 00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:39,327 Yes, that. 388 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,965 Whatever just crossed your mind: that. 389 00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:43,928 You're telling me you don't want to do that? 390 00:15:48,902 --> 00:15:50,739 It's a challenging program, yes. 391 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,575 But in four to six years, I'll have my master's, 392 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,777 and then there's the postgraduate internship, 393 00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:57,946 the Alaskan mission where I shadow a priest 394 00:15:57,948 --> 00:15:59,581 in a small fishing village. 395 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,784 I'm already taking a super fun pre-theology class. 396 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,322 I think there's a few months of silent prayer in there. 397 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:08,557 Wow. 398 00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:10,018 You hate this. 399 00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:12,237 No, I don't. I don't. 400 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,528 Bro, come on. What are you doing? 401 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,664 Just come home. This is ridiculous. 402 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:16,865 He's right. This is ridiculous. 403 00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:19,101 So, what? Did you guys drive all the way up here 404 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,969 just to be, like, all critical? 405 00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:24,039 No. We came up here because no one has heard from you 406 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,741 since you bailed on your wedding. 407 00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:29,144 Yeah, it's been weeks, and not a single Instagram Story from you. 408 00:16:29,146 --> 00:16:30,579 It's unprecedented. 409 00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:34,516 You just... Father, Son and Holy Ghosted your entire life. 410 00:16:34,518 --> 00:16:35,684 That was good. 411 00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,219 Yeah, yeah. 412 00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:39,831 Look, I know things must be rough with Rebecca. 413 00:16:39,856 --> 00:16:41,822 I mean, w-what did she say when you talked to her? 414 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:48,530 Oh, you haven't... you haven't talked to her? 415 00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:50,732 - At all? - I know. I know! 416 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,367 Ugh! It's so bad. 417 00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:54,312 Okay, I've had an apology e-mail to her in my drafts for weeks. 418 00:16:54,337 --> 00:16:55,781 - Oh. No, no, no. - No, no, no. 419 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,739 No, I swear, I swear. 420 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,173 - Come on. - But what do I say? 421 00:16:58,175 --> 00:16:59,975 "Sorry for bailing on you because I'm not even sure 422 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,266 we know each other well enough"? 423 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,378 Uh, yeah. Exactly that, except not in an e-mail. 424 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,247 What matters here is that you have to have that conversation 425 00:17:05,249 --> 00:17:06,915 with her face-to-face. 426 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,017 Seriously. I mean, are you really gonna become a priest 427 00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:11,570 just because you don't want to have an awkward conversation? 428 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:15,857 No. I-I'm becoming a priest because I'm a good person 429 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:18,693 who thrives in an academic setting. 430 00:17:18,867 --> 00:17:19,937 Josh. 431 00:17:19,962 --> 00:17:22,407 And because I want to stay here. 432 00:17:22,706 --> 00:17:24,390 I like it here a lot. 433 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,633 I think I'll major in Christmas. 434 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,371 - Hmm. - Mmm. 435 00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:30,739 Okay, Tim. 436 00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:32,941 - We're gonna go over this again. - Oh, my God... 437 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:36,160 This is the area that you need to pay attention to. 438 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,146 I know what that part is, 439 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,382 but that's not actually the important part. 440 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:43,585 The important part isn't even on your stupid diagram. 441 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,188 You guys know what I'm talking about. 442 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,257 It's not on the outside, it's on the inside. 443 00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:52,194 The G-spot, guys. 444 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,029 The G-spot. You just go in, 445 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,097 in, in, in, 446 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:58,699 up, up, up, and then back, back, back. 447 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:01,175 That's the spot. That does it every time. 448 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,371 Oh, co... okay. All right. 449 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,806 I know what you guys are trying to do. 450 00:18:04,808 --> 00:18:06,174 You guys are trying to shake my confidence. 451 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:08,076 You know what? I'll admit, 452 00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:10,645 it almost worked. Yesterday, you had me a little rattled, 453 00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:14,883 but then, I went home and I had marital relations, 454 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:18,987 and my wife was very satisfied by my foolproof method, 455 00:18:18,989 --> 00:18:21,289 which, again, is... in, in, in... 456 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,357 - Tim. - Uh... what? 457 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:23,859 Look at this scientific study. 458 00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:26,194 70 to 80% of women 459 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:30,165 only achieve orgasm from direct stimulation of the clitoris. 460 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,267 It's the anatomical source 461 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,135 of basically all female pleasure. 462 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,904 It has 8,000 nerve endings. 463 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,406 A penis only has 4,000. 464 00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:39,708 Guys, my wife is satisfied. 465 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,377 After we make love, she is very happy. 466 00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:44,613 She pops right up, she goes into the bathroom, 467 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:45,780 she brushes her teeth... 468 00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,148 - Brushes her teeth? - Yes. 469 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,484 I can hear the buzzing sound of her electric toothbrush. 470 00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:51,114 She really loves that thing. 471 00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:54,055 You can hear her moaning when she gets a good patch of plaque. 472 00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:56,524 Then a lot of moaning right towards the very end, 473 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,200 and then she switches it off, 474 00:18:58,225 --> 00:19:00,562 and walks back in, all happy and glowing... 475 00:19:00,564 --> 00:19:02,497 Sounds like quite the toothbrush. 476 00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:04,232 Sounds like a vibrator. 477 00:19:07,236 --> 00:19:08,603 Oh, my God. 478 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:20,293 Hey, George, do you know where Nathaniel is? 479 00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:21,597 Uh, no. No, he hasn't 480 00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:22,857 come in. I have to go though. 481 00:19:22,882 --> 00:19:25,804 I have to go plant dead rats in Chae Won's kitchen 482 00:19:25,829 --> 00:19:27,898 while he's out describing paintings to the blind. 483 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:30,564 - Oh, my God, he's the best. - He really is. 484 00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,285 God, it's so weird that Nathaniel's not here. 485 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,201 I mean, I made him a proposal on a very enticing 486 00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:35,702 piece of business. I mean, 487 00:19:35,704 --> 00:19:37,638 it's a really enticing piece of business. 488 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,939 It's smoking, if you ask me. 489 00:19:38,941 --> 00:19:40,073 It's been doing tricep dips. 490 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:42,609 Anyway, he hasn't gotten back to me. 491 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,312 I don't know what you're saying. 492 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,547 That's fair. 493 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,515 I'm sorr... 494 00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:00,895 For moi? 495 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,397 Okay. 496 00:20:04,699 --> 00:20:06,130 What? 497 00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:10,337 _ 498 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,076 Yes. 499 00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,852 Oh, my God. 500 00:20:14,877 --> 00:20:16,310 "Proposal accepted. 501 00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:18,645 Meet me tomorrow night on the noof." 502 00:20:18,647 --> 00:20:19,980 The "noof"? 503 00:20:19,982 --> 00:20:21,148 The "roof." 504 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,951 God, calligraphy is so confusing. 505 00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:28,021 What are you? 506 00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:31,725 Mm. 507 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:33,727 Whoa. 508 00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:38,265 Ah... 509 00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:43,604 Ooh. 510 00:20:43,606 --> 00:20:46,006 Oh, my God. 511 00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:48,075 Mm, very sexy. 512 00:20:48,077 --> 00:20:52,317 Why is everyone in this office always talking about sex? 513 00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,102 Wow, you look go... 514 00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:16,980 wait a minute, where's the dress I bought you? 515 00:21:17,005 --> 00:21:20,107 Oh, right, yes. I donated that to the West Covina Middle School 516 00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:22,476 Drama Department because only a 13-year-old girl 517 00:21:22,478 --> 00:21:23,644 could fit into it. 518 00:21:23,646 --> 00:21:27,064 Well, you do have an unconventional body type. 519 00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:28,849 Yeah, also, we're not even gonna discuss 520 00:21:28,851 --> 00:21:29,917 the lingerie you gave me. 521 00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:32,119 Uh, the bra was like two delicate tissues 522 00:21:32,121 --> 00:21:33,420 held together with floss 523 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,556 and the panties sliced my muffin top into a hamburger bun. 524 00:21:36,558 --> 00:21:38,278 Wow. A lot of feedback here. 525 00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:39,726 Sorry, I'll be sexy again. 526 00:21:39,728 --> 00:21:41,628 Anyway, um, so where are we going? What's the plan? 527 00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:44,700 Well, I will tell you when we get there. 528 00:21:44,725 --> 00:21:47,395 Oh, good. I love secrets. 529 00:21:47,836 --> 00:21:51,171 Hey, um, why did you change your mind? 530 00:21:53,074 --> 00:21:55,509 The sex, you know. 531 00:21:55,511 --> 00:21:57,311 It's just a simple transaction for me. 532 00:21:57,313 --> 00:21:59,022 Oh. Uh-uh-uh. 533 00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:01,178 Not until the deal is done. 534 00:22:02,017 --> 00:22:04,518 I watched Cruel Intentions in the car on the way over here. 535 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,119 Oh, that is such a good movie. 536 00:22:08,157 --> 00:22:10,757 What? Oh, no, my dry-bar uptini! 537 00:22:10,759 --> 00:22:12,025 It's a helicopter! 538 00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:13,193 Yeah, no, I get that! 539 00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:17,664 - Just get over here, get over here. - Oh, okay. 540 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:20,767 This is so sexy! 541 00:22:20,769 --> 00:22:23,003 Just land it! 542 00:22:23,005 --> 00:22:25,572 Just land the damn helicopter! 543 00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:29,876 Oh, what is this place? 544 00:22:29,878 --> 00:22:31,411 Well, usually, 545 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:33,747 it's a spin-lates gym, but tonight... 546 00:22:34,118 --> 00:22:35,716 it's something extra special. 547 00:22:35,718 --> 00:22:37,084 Ooh. 548 00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:38,552 What's that? 549 00:22:38,554 --> 00:22:40,387 Did I mention? 550 00:22:40,389 --> 00:22:42,438 This party is a masquerade. 551 00:22:43,725 --> 00:22:44,992 No! 552 00:22:44,994 --> 00:22:46,693 You didn't mention that! 553 00:22:46,695 --> 00:22:47,894 I would've remembered if you'd mentioned that. 554 00:22:47,896 --> 00:22:49,730 Oh, my God, this is so fun. 555 00:22:49,732 --> 00:22:51,221 Ooh, can I be the tiger? Can I please be the tiger? 556 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,346 - You need to shh. - Sorry. Sorry. 557 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:59,402 I get to be the tiger. 558 00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:04,811 Behind this curtain are the most powerful people 559 00:23:04,813 --> 00:23:08,281 east of the 5, north of the 10 and some parts of the 2. 560 00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:09,916 So, South Pasadena, basically? 561 00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:11,251 Yeah, more or less. 562 00:23:11,253 --> 00:23:13,587 Craig lives in La Cañada Flintridge, but it's close. 563 00:23:15,747 --> 00:23:18,725 - Shall we? - Ooh. 564 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:29,970 Four people in this room have the ability 565 00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:32,188 to ruin Josh Chan's life forever. 566 00:23:32,841 --> 00:23:35,142 And one can just make it super annoying, 567 00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:36,476 so we'll skip him. 568 00:23:36,478 --> 00:23:40,813 Now, it's time to destroy Josh Chan. 569 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:01,758 Dear God, 570 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,184 I have to read all this religion and Bible stuff, 571 00:24:04,186 --> 00:24:06,086 and I don't understand any of it, 572 00:24:06,088 --> 00:24:07,804 and it doesn't interest me at all. 573 00:24:08,056 --> 00:24:09,929 No offense, Big Guy. 574 00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:12,225 So, when I open my eyes, 575 00:24:12,227 --> 00:24:14,194 can I just be a priest, and look cool, 576 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:15,929 and hand out wine and wafers, 577 00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:19,750 and not at all feel bad about leaving Rebecca at the altar? 578 00:24:23,872 --> 00:24:25,171 I knew that wasn't gonna work. 579 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:26,406 I'm not Aladdin. 580 00:24:28,281 --> 00:24:31,478 I just thought it was gonna feel so satisfying, 581 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,446 but it doesn't at all. 582 00:24:35,703 --> 00:24:37,610 Just feel like I'm faking it. 583 00:24:41,389 --> 00:24:43,022 Just feel like I'm faking it. 584 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,592 Tim, you have never given your wife an orgasm. 585 00:24:45,594 --> 00:24:47,460 Fake being satisfied? 586 00:24:47,462 --> 00:24:48,978 Sounds like a vibrator. 587 00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:50,296 You're doing it wrong. 588 00:24:50,298 --> 00:24:51,898 39% of the time... 589 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,667 Not even once. 590 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:05,310 ? Such profound humiliation ? 591 00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:10,761 ? Such all-consuming shame ? 592 00:25:11,787 --> 00:25:15,484 ? The buzzing from the bathroom ? 593 00:25:16,525 --> 00:25:21,417 ? Has finally been explained ? 594 00:25:22,164 --> 00:25:25,644 ? That was no electric toothbrush ? 595 00:25:27,102 --> 00:25:30,058 ? No facial scrub device ? 596 00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:35,003 ? And now I finally know the meaning ? 597 00:25:35,644 --> 00:25:37,577 ? Of the words ? 598 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:41,381 ? "Tim, that was nice" ? 599 00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:46,019 ? We used two different positions ? 600 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:51,724 ? Every other Sunday night ? 601 00:25:51,726 --> 00:25:56,496 ? All her writhing, moaning, sighing ? 602 00:25:56,498 --> 00:26:01,367 ? I thought I was doing it right ? 603 00:26:01,369 --> 00:26:06,054 ? But as I drifted off to slumber ? 604 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:11,411 ? Thinking I had brought her joy ? 605 00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:14,948 ? She would slink off to the bathroom ? 606 00:26:16,369 --> 00:26:21,754 ? With that blasted plastic toy ? 607 00:26:21,756 --> 00:26:26,212 ? Oh, the buzzing, cursed buzzing ? 608 00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:30,859 ? That damn incessant hum ? 609 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:36,173 ? I used to think I was a hero ? 610 00:26:36,425 --> 00:26:41,161 ? Can't believe she didn't come ? 611 00:26:41,343 --> 00:26:45,945 ? To tell me that she needed ? 612 00:26:45,947 --> 00:26:51,317 ? So much more than I could give ? 613 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:55,288 ? Now the buzzing from the bathroom ? 614 00:26:55,290 --> 00:27:00,257 ? Tells the lie that we both live ? 615 00:27:01,196 --> 00:27:04,085 ? What is pleasure but a union ? 616 00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:10,158 ? When with one soul another joins? ? 617 00:27:11,306 --> 00:27:13,606 ? Yet I'm haunted by the buzzing ? 618 00:27:13,608 --> 00:27:15,588 ? From the bathroom ? 619 00:27:17,145 --> 00:27:20,813 ? Like tinnitus ? 620 00:27:20,815 --> 00:27:26,267 ? Of the loins. ? 621 00:27:35,663 --> 00:27:37,263 So, what's the plan? 622 00:27:37,265 --> 00:27:38,431 We split up. 623 00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:40,833 Your job is critical. You see those 624 00:27:40,835 --> 00:27:42,602 - three women over there? - Uh-huh. 625 00:27:42,604 --> 00:27:44,604 I need you to distract them while I talk to their husbands. 626 00:27:44,606 --> 00:27:46,873 You can talk to them about anything, anything at all, 627 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,842 except for raising taxes, charter school vouchers 628 00:27:49,844 --> 00:27:51,261 and being pro-choice. 629 00:27:51,819 --> 00:27:53,394 Can you do that? 630 00:27:54,649 --> 00:27:57,800 - Absolutely. No problem. - Good. 631 00:28:01,789 --> 00:28:03,256 Mmm, I love this champagne. 632 00:28:03,258 --> 00:28:04,991 The level of carbonation is just right. 633 00:28:04,993 --> 00:28:08,127 Mm, well is it champagne or sparkling wine? 634 00:28:08,129 --> 00:28:09,429 I never know. 635 00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:10,530 Oh. 636 00:28:10,532 --> 00:28:11,965 One of life's great mysteries, 637 00:28:11,967 --> 00:28:13,766 like how to fix public education. 638 00:28:13,768 --> 00:28:15,068 Actually, it's not a mystery. 639 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,436 You just adequately fund school districts 640 00:28:16,438 --> 00:28:17,770 irrespective of their tax base. 641 00:28:18,842 --> 00:28:22,842 Kidding. Uh, vouchers are the only way to go, am I right? 642 00:28:22,844 --> 00:28:24,344 Mm. 643 00:28:25,909 --> 00:28:27,547 Mmm, this Brie is divine. 644 00:28:27,549 --> 00:28:28,681 I know. 645 00:28:28,683 --> 00:28:30,583 Soft cheeses are like crack to me. 646 00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:33,019 Crack, yeah. Crack, that is... 647 00:28:33,021 --> 00:28:34,654 a funny thing to make a joke about 648 00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:36,522 because it is not at all a cheap drug 649 00:28:36,524 --> 00:28:38,691 disseminated by the CIA during the Reagan administration 650 00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:40,159 to decimate our inner cities. 651 00:28:40,161 --> 00:28:42,295 Damn it, I mean, uh, 652 00:28:42,297 --> 00:28:45,531 Nancy Reagan was a national hero and a style icon, right? 653 00:28:50,081 --> 00:28:51,681 You are absolutely right. 654 00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:54,941 Uh, Roe v. Wade is nothing short of judicial activism. 655 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,009 Oh, thank God. 656 00:28:56,011 --> 00:28:57,744 Oh, my God, I was about to tell her that 657 00:28:57,746 --> 00:28:59,879 states should be free to make individual choices, 658 00:28:59,881 --> 00:29:01,047 but reproductive rights... 659 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,950 You performed flawlessly. 660 00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:05,518 The table is set for our plan. 661 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,779 Oh. 662 00:29:07,222 --> 00:29:11,037 - What do we do now? - Now... we dance. 663 00:29:15,139 --> 00:29:16,907 Is this part of the plan? 664 00:29:17,065 --> 00:29:18,965 No, I just wanted to dance. 665 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,299 Oh. 666 00:29:25,439 --> 00:29:27,774 Nathaniel, why are you doing all this for me really? 667 00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:30,803 Honestly, I don't know. I... 668 00:29:31,446 --> 00:29:33,780 When I'm around you, I stop thinking about myself 669 00:29:33,782 --> 00:29:35,181 and I think about you. 670 00:29:36,323 --> 00:29:37,583 It's very confusing. 671 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,821 Wow, that's... for you, that's not confusing. 672 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,256 That's-that's like a miracle. 673 00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:04,077 Rebecca, it's done. We did it. 674 00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:05,411 Done? What do you mean? 675 00:30:05,413 --> 00:30:08,815 We just ruined Josh Chan's life for good, the two of us. 676 00:30:08,817 --> 00:30:11,184 We're unstoppable. 677 00:30:14,489 --> 00:30:16,322 Let's get out of here. 678 00:30:16,324 --> 00:30:17,557 Uh-huh. 679 00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:27,633 Hey, you don't have to do this, you know, 680 00:30:27,822 --> 00:30:29,997 regardless of our deal. 681 00:30:30,238 --> 00:30:32,438 I want to. 682 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,107 I've always wanted to. 683 00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:55,657 Well, that was actually very satisfying. 684 00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:57,158 Isn't it always? 685 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,693 Only 39% of the time. 686 00:30:58,695 --> 00:31:00,328 There's some interesting literature on the subject, 687 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:02,764 but, Nathaniel, tell me, what did we do to Josh? 688 00:31:02,766 --> 00:31:04,532 Mm, you sure you want to know? 689 00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,201 I don't want to corrupt your innocent soul. 690 00:31:06,203 --> 00:31:08,937 Mm, no, no, no, tell me, please. 691 00:31:08,939 --> 00:31:10,632 Well, okay. 692 00:31:11,671 --> 00:31:13,283 You said you wanted to ruin him, right? 693 00:31:13,308 --> 00:31:14,168 Uh-huh. 694 00:31:14,193 --> 00:31:16,745 Well, to ruin a man, you have to go after what he loves most. 695 00:31:16,747 --> 00:31:18,446 Video games. 696 00:31:19,328 --> 00:31:22,450 - Not that. Okay. - He cares about family. 697 00:31:22,452 --> 00:31:24,119 Family. 698 00:31:24,121 --> 00:31:25,420 Okay. 699 00:31:25,422 --> 00:31:26,988 So that's what we went after. 700 00:31:26,990 --> 00:31:29,023 We went after Josh's family? 701 00:31:29,025 --> 00:31:30,125 Oh, okay. 702 00:31:30,127 --> 00:31:32,082 First, Josh's sister, Jastenity, 703 00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,562 she's about to be accused of plagiarism 704 00:31:34,564 --> 00:31:37,132 and kicked out of Cal State Northridge. 705 00:31:37,134 --> 00:31:38,633 Oh... 706 00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:39,901 Oh, really? That's a bummer. 707 00:31:39,903 --> 00:31:41,269 'Cause she just got on the dean's list. 708 00:31:41,271 --> 00:31:42,771 Not as much of a bummer as what's gonna happen 709 00:31:42,773 --> 00:31:43,772 to Josh's father. 710 00:31:43,774 --> 00:31:45,940 - Oh... uh, Joseph? - Joseph. 711 00:31:45,942 --> 00:31:49,577 He is about to be audited for financial malfeasance 712 00:31:49,579 --> 00:31:50,912 at his radiology lab. 713 00:31:50,914 --> 00:31:52,247 There's gonna be criminal charges. 714 00:31:52,249 --> 00:31:54,282 And once that happens, he'll be a felon, 715 00:31:54,284 --> 00:31:56,417 and his permanent resident status will be revoked. 716 00:31:56,419 --> 00:31:58,586 - Oh, my God! - And that's not all. 717 00:31:58,588 --> 00:31:59,888 I'm saving the very best for last. 718 00:31:59,890 --> 00:32:02,190 Josh's grandfather is about to draw his last breath. 719 00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:03,491 His lolo? What do you mean? 720 00:32:03,493 --> 00:32:06,027 One of the men at the party owns a chain of hospices. 721 00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:09,297 We have direct access to Lolo and his oxygen tank. 722 00:32:09,299 --> 00:32:11,434 You're gonna kill Josh's lolo?! 723 00:32:17,426 --> 00:32:20,842 Eat it, zombies. 724 00:32:20,844 --> 00:32:23,211 No one can rise from the dead. 725 00:32:23,213 --> 00:32:24,512 It's stupid. 726 00:32:24,514 --> 00:32:25,713 Josh? 727 00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:28,449 Uh, Father, um... sorry. 728 00:32:28,451 --> 00:32:29,584 Um, I'm sorry. 729 00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,986 Uh, obviously, you know, Jesus can 730 00:32:31,988 --> 00:32:35,824 and-and-and-and did, and will again 731 00:32:35,826 --> 00:32:37,292 rise from the dead. 732 00:32:37,658 --> 00:32:39,260 Right? Huh? 733 00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:42,130 Son, is everything okay? 734 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,933 Did you talk to God? 735 00:32:44,935 --> 00:32:46,334 I talked to Him earlier 736 00:32:46,336 --> 00:32:47,836 and asked Him not to say anything, 737 00:32:47,838 --> 00:32:49,404 but I thought He might blab. 738 00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,105 No, you just seemed upset, 739 00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:53,007 so I was expressing concern. 740 00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:56,044 Anyway, I have noticed you seeming torn 741 00:32:56,046 --> 00:32:57,645 about your decision to come here, 742 00:32:57,647 --> 00:33:00,758 so I decided to come by with a special treat for you. 743 00:33:00,883 --> 00:33:03,384 - Jelly beans? - No. 744 00:33:03,386 --> 00:33:05,186 At the service today, 745 00:33:05,188 --> 00:33:08,289 I thought you might want to pass the collection basket. 746 00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:11,823 Are there no openings in wine and wafers? 747 00:33:11,848 --> 00:33:13,795 No. It's basket of nothing. 748 00:33:13,797 --> 00:33:17,966 Okay. I do have a cool suit from my almost-wedding. 749 00:33:17,968 --> 00:33:19,400 Can I wear that? 750 00:33:19,402 --> 00:33:22,237 Okay, buddy, I'm gonna say yes to that one. 751 00:33:22,239 --> 00:33:23,614 Cool. 752 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:26,007 Geez, this frickin' guy. 753 00:33:27,443 --> 00:33:29,043 Oh, my God, undo it, undo it, 754 00:33:29,045 --> 00:33:30,979 - just, right now! - Fine, I'll undo it. 755 00:33:30,981 --> 00:33:33,514 But you said you wanted me to do evil things. 756 00:33:33,516 --> 00:33:34,849 That's what I did. 757 00:33:34,851 --> 00:33:36,451 I-I thought that's what you said you wanted. 758 00:33:36,453 --> 00:33:38,186 Yes, I... No. I don't know. 759 00:33:38,188 --> 00:33:40,989 I don't know, I don't know. Nothing feels right. 760 00:33:40,991 --> 00:33:42,490 I've tried everything. I've tried mailing poop, 761 00:33:42,492 --> 00:33:44,726 I've tried the fake sex tape, I've tried Paul's lawsuit idea. 762 00:33:44,728 --> 00:33:46,822 Stop, go back. You tried mailing what? 763 00:33:46,847 --> 00:33:49,931 But just none of it is helping me feel better. 764 00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:51,714 And your plan... 765 00:33:52,608 --> 00:33:54,008 I'm sorry, it's awful. 766 00:33:54,104 --> 00:33:55,904 Well, so picky. 767 00:33:55,906 --> 00:33:58,206 Sounds like you don't like anyone's porridge, Goldilocks. 768 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,041 Why doesn't anybody understand what I really want? 769 00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:01,209 Well, what do you really want? 770 00:34:01,211 --> 00:34:03,464 I want him to face what he did to me. 771 00:34:06,105 --> 00:34:07,925 He left me at my wedding. 772 00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:11,152 He just left me, he left me like a fool standing there 773 00:34:11,154 --> 00:34:13,988 in that... in that big, stupid waste 774 00:34:13,990 --> 00:34:15,556 of an expensive wedding dress. 775 00:34:15,558 --> 00:34:17,091 And he didn't even let me confront him 776 00:34:17,093 --> 00:34:18,459 in front of everyone. 777 00:34:18,461 --> 00:34:20,722 He didn't let me embarrass him the way he embarrassed me. 778 00:34:21,464 --> 00:34:23,034 He robbed me of that moment. 779 00:34:23,150 --> 00:34:24,482 Well, what would that have done? 780 00:34:24,972 --> 00:34:27,068 That would have just made things even more humiliating. 781 00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:28,903 It would have made me feel good. 782 00:34:32,151 --> 00:34:33,708 Wow, I'm so sorry. 783 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:34,976 I'm really sorry about all this. 784 00:34:34,978 --> 00:34:36,244 You did all this for nothing. 785 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:38,341 Um... 786 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,529 I got to go. 787 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,974 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed... I got to go. 788 00:35:10,194 --> 00:35:12,983 - _ - Josh didn't even get the poop?! 789 00:35:30,332 --> 00:35:32,066 Thank you, my son. 790 00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:34,068 Easy with the "my sons," my son. 791 00:35:35,062 --> 00:35:36,367 Oh. Roger, Father. 792 00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:55,488 Paula. 793 00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:57,157 Oh, no. What? 794 00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:59,225 I am so happy that I ran into you. 795 00:35:59,227 --> 00:36:00,827 I have been dying to thank you. 796 00:36:00,829 --> 00:36:01,928 Thank me for what? 797 00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:04,964 My beloved and I had the best night 798 00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:06,166 of our 11-year marriage. 799 00:36:06,168 --> 00:36:08,535 She had a very satisfactory climax, 800 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:11,004 and it's all thanks to the women in the office, 801 00:36:11,006 --> 00:36:12,172 including you. 802 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,766 - What are you talking about? - Your cutting comment about 803 00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:18,939 me never giving my wife an orgasm. 804 00:36:19,384 --> 00:36:21,446 It changed my whole life. 805 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,071 Huh. I don't remember saying that, but, 806 00:36:23,073 --> 00:36:25,006 you know, if I tossed out a mean comment 807 00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:26,806 that changed your life, you wouldn't be the first. 808 00:36:27,462 --> 00:36:30,478 And by the way, if your wife never told you 809 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,780 she was not getting off in 11 years, 810 00:36:32,782 --> 00:36:33,853 that is on her. 811 00:36:33,878 --> 00:36:35,603 I mean, clearly, you two have 812 00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:38,252 a giant communication gap that really speaks to 813 00:36:38,254 --> 00:36:40,845 some very deep problems in your relationship. 814 00:36:43,181 --> 00:36:45,884 Anyway, working on a case... Big game-changer, so... 815 00:36:46,617 --> 00:36:47,916 see you later. 816 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:49,864 Oh. 817 00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:58,430 Bye, Tim. Happy Sunday. 818 00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:06,524 Rebecca, what are you doing here? 819 00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:08,337 Why are you wearing that? 820 00:37:08,362 --> 00:37:09,595 Oh... 821 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,552 Oh, you don't like the sight of this? 822 00:37:11,554 --> 00:37:13,688 Huh? Thought you'd get to go your whole life 823 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,368 without seeing this? 824 00:37:16,212 --> 00:37:17,558 Good morrow, congregants. 825 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,376 Sorry to interrupt. I'm Rebecca Bunch, 826 00:37:19,401 --> 00:37:21,195 and I'm here because I need to confront 827 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:24,799 my ex-fiancé, who jilted me at the altar 828 00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:27,034 seconds before our wedding two weeks ago. 829 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:29,036 Rebecca, let's go outside and talk. 830 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,571 I-I'm sorry, Father Rodrigo. 831 00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:32,518 Wow! 832 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,309 Wow, you're apologizing to him. To him! 833 00:37:35,311 --> 00:37:36,956 And, no, I will not go outside and talk. 834 00:37:37,042 --> 00:37:40,376 I want everyone to hear what a fraud you are. 835 00:37:40,378 --> 00:37:41,945 Y-You're right to be mad at me. 836 00:37:41,947 --> 00:37:43,379 I-I should have reached out to you, 837 00:37:43,381 --> 00:37:45,748 - but God had called me. - Josh, 838 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,584 God did not reach out to you. 839 00:37:47,586 --> 00:37:50,119 You're hiding, 840 00:37:50,121 --> 00:37:51,834 because you're a coward. 841 00:37:52,592 --> 00:37:54,490 It's been two weeks, Josh. 842 00:37:54,492 --> 00:37:57,093 I have been waiting for anything... 843 00:37:57,506 --> 00:37:59,929 A text, an e-mail, a phone call... 844 00:37:59,931 --> 00:38:02,165 And I've... I've heard nothing. 845 00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:04,000 Yes, you're right. I-I should have e-mailed. 846 00:38:04,002 --> 00:38:06,069 I-I have a draft. I can pull it up. 847 00:38:06,071 --> 00:38:08,014 Miss, we're in the middle of a service. 848 00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,740 Father, do you know what this person did to me? 849 00:38:10,742 --> 00:38:13,092 - We really don't want to know. - We want to know. 850 00:38:13,616 --> 00:38:16,746 Great, great. 'Cause you're gonna know 851 00:38:16,748 --> 00:38:19,215 all of the terrible things he did to me, 852 00:38:19,217 --> 00:38:21,751 and all the terrible things he made me do. 853 00:38:21,753 --> 00:38:24,120 I never made you do anything. 854 00:38:24,122 --> 00:38:25,622 Oh, yes, you did. 855 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:30,183 With every twinkly smile, every kind compliment, 856 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:33,065 every little love kernel. 857 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,465 And that's why I did all the things I did. 858 00:38:35,848 --> 00:38:37,293 I had to do them. 859 00:38:38,178 --> 00:38:39,519 You made me. 860 00:38:39,771 --> 00:38:40,937 Hit it! 861 00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:58,187 ? After everything you made me do ? 862 00:38:58,189 --> 00:39:00,556 ? That you didn't ask for ? 863 00:39:00,558 --> 00:39:02,525 ? You pay me back with rejection ? 864 00:39:02,527 --> 00:39:03,726 ? Pain and loss 865 00:39:05,864 --> 00:39:08,097 ? After everything you made me do ? 866 00:39:08,099 --> 00:39:10,400 ? That you didn't ask for ? 867 00:39:10,402 --> 00:39:12,201 ? I'm the one who should be up there ? 868 00:39:12,203 --> 00:39:14,570 ? On that cross ? 869 00:39:14,572 --> 00:39:17,874 You want to know all the things I did for you? 870 00:39:17,876 --> 00:39:19,976 ? I moved here for you 'cause that day in New York ? 871 00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:22,011 ? On the street you led me on ? 872 00:39:22,013 --> 00:39:23,413 ? I whored myself out at Beans's house ? 873 00:39:23,415 --> 00:39:25,715 ? Just to find out where you'd gone ? 874 00:39:25,717 --> 00:39:27,250 ? I had to clog my garbage disposal ? 875 00:39:27,252 --> 00:39:28,918 ? When you ignored my calls 876 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,353 ? I watched you have sex with Anna ? 877 00:39:30,355 --> 00:39:32,021 ? While I was hiding in a bathroom stall ? 878 00:39:32,023 --> 00:39:34,157 ? I also watched you have sex ? 879 00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:35,792 ? During a poop attack on Thanksgiving ? 880 00:39:35,794 --> 00:39:37,894 ? I now associate toilets with heartbreak ? 881 00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:39,228 ? Welcome to the hell I'm living ? 882 00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:41,731 ? When you asked Valencia to move in ? 883 00:39:41,733 --> 00:39:43,900 ? I was such a mess ? 884 00:39:43,902 --> 00:39:45,568 ? You can ask Paula, she saw it all ? 885 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:47,570 ? From the camera on my dress ? 886 00:39:47,572 --> 00:39:50,707 ? I ran over Anna's cat just because I had to know ? 887 00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:52,475 ? If she actually styled eyebrows ? 888 00:39:52,477 --> 00:39:54,077 ? Or if she was dealin' blow ? 889 00:39:54,079 --> 00:39:56,379 ? I paid some chick $10,000 ? 890 00:39:56,381 --> 00:39:58,214 ? To take her wedding slot ? 891 00:39:58,216 --> 00:39:59,716 ? That's how I moved our wedding up ? 892 00:39:59,718 --> 00:40:01,617 ? And, oh, yeah, I almost forgot ? 893 00:40:01,619 --> 00:40:03,252 ? You gave me that worthless proposal ? 894 00:40:03,254 --> 00:40:05,121 ? And not even two weeks later ? 895 00:40:05,123 --> 00:40:06,789 ? I made out with my boss ? 896 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:10,226 ? When we got stuck in an elevator ? 897 00:40:12,339 --> 00:40:14,574 ? You're nothing without me ? 898 00:40:14,599 --> 00:40:17,200 ? And my selfless humility ? 899 00:40:17,202 --> 00:40:19,769 ? I held you up despite the fact ? 900 00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:22,939 ? You lack brains and ability ? 901 00:40:22,941 --> 00:40:25,174 ? After everything I've done for you ? 902 00:40:25,176 --> 00:40:27,977 ? I thought love was the reason why ? 903 00:40:27,979 --> 00:40:30,747 ? But now, Josh Chan ? 904 00:40:30,749 --> 00:40:32,782 ? I say ? 905 00:40:32,784 --> 00:40:37,403 ? Good-bye. ? 906 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:51,607 My goodness, son, I am so sorry. 907 00:40:52,988 --> 00:40:54,021 Sorry? 908 00:40:54,524 --> 00:40:55,805 You're sorry? 909 00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:58,531 Don't you see what this means? 910 00:40:58,659 --> 00:41:00,859 It wasn't my fault. 911 00:41:01,315 --> 00:41:02,716 It wasn't my fault. 912 00:41:02,741 --> 00:41:06,125 There is no reason why I should feel guilty. 913 00:41:08,052 --> 00:41:09,786 Thank you, Lord! 914 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:34,400 Oh... 915 00:41:34,511 --> 00:41:36,473 Oh, wow. 916 00:41:37,148 --> 00:41:38,910 Oh, I feel so much better. 917 00:41:39,484 --> 00:41:40,778 I did it. 918 00:41:42,488 --> 00:41:45,022 Oh, my God, I told him everything. 919 00:41:49,759 --> 00:41:51,861 Oh, my God, I told him everything. 920 00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:57,400 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --