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Fucking knackered, mate.

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Knackered.

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I was up five times last night.

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Bottle-feeding.

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Cos she won't do it.
She's too posh to...

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Too posh to do it, mate.

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Five weeks now, six weeks nearly,

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and I'm up about four, five
times breast-feeding at night.

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She's taking... she's taking
loans, man. Shit loads.

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She might have to kill
me, I'm telling you.

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She's doing my f... bastard head in.

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... without the hassle. Hallam FM.

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I'll drop you round here.

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Don't be late tomorrow, mate.
Eight o'clock sharp, yeah?

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Yeah.

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- All right, fella.
- See you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow, yeah.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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How are you, mate?
All right? Come on in.

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Wow.

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Smells good, doesn't it? I'll take that.

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Look at that.

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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Looks gorgeous, doesn't it?

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- Shall we start, yeah.
- Yeah, start.

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- Do you want a bit of rice?
- Erm, yes, please.

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- Do you want some plantain?
- Yeah.

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Thanks, darling. Right, young man.

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Salad.

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Just a little bit.

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There you go.

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Mm.

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- Nice, isn't it?
- Mm. Delicious.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, it's tasty.

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Want me to...

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You have plate of leaves there!

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- Let's lose some of that.
- He needs to eat them though.

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No, I know, yeah, yeah,
yeah, but too much.

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He's got a forest on his plate.

40
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Lovely this. Thank you.

41
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So how's work?

42
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- Yeah, it's good.
- Yeah?

43
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- Yeah, going well.
- Good.

44
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- You still working with Rich?
- Yeah.

45
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Well, quite a bit on at the minute.

46
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Yeah, a couple of houses and that to do.

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- Yeah, it's good. Really good.
- How is the money?

48
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- Yeah.
- Paying you all right?

49
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Yeah, it's good.

50
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Yeah, really good. Yeah.

51
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I don't know if I'd want
to do that myself, like,

52
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do you know what I mean,
run my own company and that.

53
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All them tax returns and everything.

54
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Yeah, it's going well,
we've got a lot on.

55
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How's everything going with yous?

56
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Have yous found a place yet?

57
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We're...

58
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We're looking at two
apartments, aren't we?

59
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So we're just deciding.

60
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But I think the most
important thing is the schools.

61
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We found a couple that are
really good, haven't we?

62
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- Yeah.
- We just need to go.

63
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I think I've kind of picked
my one already but, like,

64
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it depends how it is,
like, all around education.

65
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- Yeah.
- Stuff like that.

66
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It's not really how it looks.

67
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Yeah, he's doing really
well at school, aren't you,

68
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so we want to make sure that that
continues when we get out there.

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There's consortium
schools and they're decent.

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One was a little bit posh, but...

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- There's nothing wrong with posh.
- No, no, I'm just saying.

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You know, it would be nice to send him
somewhere where he sees kids

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like himself, but educationally
it was really good, wasn't it?

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So I think he'll
probably be going there.

75
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And then at weekends,
what have you got planned?

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Surfing.

77
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Well, I'm going to try!

78
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You pinky promised, so
you can't turn it down.

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- That will be amazing, that, won't it?
- Yeah.

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- Hey?
- It's going to be nice moving there,

81
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but I'm still really
going to miss Sheffield.

82
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- Sorry.
- It's all right, mate.

83
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We'll definitely get you out there,
mate, when we get settled

84
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- and stuff, you know.
- Yeah.

85
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Yeah?

86
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Yeah.

87
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Yeah, yeah, no, it'll be
lovely. It'll be great,

88
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you'll have a lovely time. It'll
be fantastic, it really will.

89
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Sorry.

90
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Sorry, everyone. I
said I wouldn't do this.

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Cheers, anyway.

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Cheers.

93
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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Here's to... Here's to a bright future.

95
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- Are you all right, champ?
- Yeah.

96
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

97
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- Are you excited?
- Yeah, really excited.

98
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A little bit nervous?

99
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Yeah, you're bound to be a
little nervous, aren't you?

100
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It's a long way, isn't it?

101
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24 hours in that big
metal bird in the sky.

102
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Yeah.

103
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You'll be okay though, won't you?

104
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

105
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You will, you'll be good.

106
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Listen, I was thinking, you know
because I'm not going to be there,

107
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if you want to, I mean, it's
up to you, but I don't mind,

108
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if you, you know, if you
wanted to call David Dad.

109
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But you're Dad.

110
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Yeah, I know, I know,
and I'll always be Dad.

111
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I am Dad. But just if you...

112
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if you want to call David Dad
then that's OK with me.

113
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Do you know what I mean?

114
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I understand, because he's
good to you, isn't he?

115
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Yeah.

116
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And you know Vera, from Liverpool,

117
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remember when I took you to Liverpool?

118
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Well, I call her Mum, don't I?

119
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- Yeah.
- But she's not my real mum.

120
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Do you know what I mean?

121
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You're so brave.

122
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I remember when I was about
your age, when I was nine,

123
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that's when I first went to Liverpool.

124
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It was hard at first,
you know what I mean?

125
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They all spoke different and spoke funny

126
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with them silly little accents
but you just, you get used to it.

127
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And you, all them lovely
blonde little Australian girls

128
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are going to be all over you.

129
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You'll get new mates because
you're brilliant at footy.

130
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Aren't you?

131
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And Australians can't really
play footy, not like you.

132
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It'll be exciting.

133
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

134
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And we can keep in touch, can't we?

135
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- We can use the computer...
- Yeah.

136
00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,798
And the Face Lord
thing, the Skype Lordy...

137
00:11:04,438 --> 00:11:06,853
The Skype, what is it, what's it called?

138
00:11:07,059 --> 00:11:09,462
- First... you do it on the iPad.
- Yeah...

139
00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:13,557
And second, okay, it's called Skype.

140
00:11:13,678 --> 00:11:17,045
- Skype. Not Skype Lord.
- Not Skype Lord. Okay?

141
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,873
- On Skype.
- Now don't say that.

142
00:11:19,134 --> 00:11:21,147
- Don't say Skype Lord?
- Ever, okay?

143
00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:23,639
- Don't say Skype Lord ever again.
- Especially not in front of my friends.

144
00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:26,168
Oh, I can't say it in
front of your friends?

145
00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:27,356
No.

146
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:28,793
All your friends are going
to Skype you, aren't they?

147
00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,137
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

148
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:33,532
They'll Skype you. So we will,
we'll Skype regularly, yeah?

149
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,977
We will Skype regularly.

150
00:11:37,692 --> 00:11:39,016
Why can't you come?

151
00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:43,907
Well...

152
00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:49,423
It's because David's going with
you, isn't he? David with your mum.

153
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,735
I wish I could come.

154
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:58,970
I really wish I could come.

155
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,102
But...

156
00:12:02,837 --> 00:12:04,602
... things have changed now.

157
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,571
You know, you've got David now,
haven't you, you've got your mum.

158
00:12:11,555 --> 00:12:12,907
You'll always have me.

159
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,766
Do you know what I mean? I'm your
dad. You'll always have me.

160
00:12:17,265 --> 00:12:19,407
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

161
00:12:20,101 --> 00:12:21,516
Hey, come here, come here.

162
00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,882
Come here, come here, come here.

163
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,774
Come here. Come here.

164
00:12:26,582 --> 00:12:27,582
Okay?

165
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:34,501
It'll be okay.

166
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Be brave, yeah?

167
00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:44,462
It's okay.

168
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,485
Shh, it's okay.

169
00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,321
How was he?

170
00:13:12,652 --> 00:13:14,087
He's a bit confused.

171
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,048
Why, what did you say to him?

172
00:13:19,078 --> 00:13:20,078
He...

173
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,266
He asked me why I wasn't going with you.

174
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,548
- And what did you say?
- I told him, you know, you've...

175
00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:34,501
You've got a different
life now, haven't you?

176
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Good.

177
00:13:42,772 --> 00:13:44,462
You know it's the right
thing to do, don't you?

178
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Yeah.

179
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For all of us.

180
00:13:54,078 --> 00:13:55,485
Look, I know it's too late.

181
00:13:56,553 --> 00:13:57,587
Erm...

182
00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:04,709
What I say doesn't
really count for anything.

183
00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:11,438
But you have my blessing.

184
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:17,770
It means a lot.

185
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,321
You're going to be all right.

186
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,290
It's me you're talking to.

187
00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:31,321
Are you sure?

188
00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:35,383
You're not going to...

189
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,125
No.

190
00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:41,126
No, I'll be fine.

191
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,555
Look, I'd better erm...

192
00:14:49,169 --> 00:14:50,407
Better get back in.

193
00:14:54,048 --> 00:14:55,563
Come here. Come here.

194
00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:57,749
Come here. Come here.

195
00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:04,126
I'm sorry.

196
00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:08,899
I'm so sorry.

197
00:15:14,157 --> 00:15:15,180
Bye, then.

198
00:15:15,294 --> 00:15:16,294
Okay.

199
00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:21,017
Erm...

200
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:25,033
... can you make sure he
FaceTimes me tomorrow?

201
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:26,093
Of course.

202
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:27,627
- I promise.
- Okay.

203
00:15:28,672 --> 00:15:29,893
Are you sure you're
going to be all right?

204
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,690
Yeah.

205
00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:35,830
Yeah, I will be.

206
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,291
I'll be fine, yeah.

207
00:15:38,158 --> 00:15:39,471
Yeah, I'll be OK.

208
00:15:41,623 --> 00:15:42,623
Okay.

209
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,171
Excuse me, sorry.

210
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:51,648
Could you throw us another
half in here, please, mate?

211
00:16:52,826 --> 00:16:53,898
Got a bit of a thirst on?

212
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:56,101
- Yeah, busy, busy day...
- Oh, really?

213
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,001
Long day.

214
00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:10,024
- Cheers.
- Cheers, mate, thank you.

215
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,013
Oh, sorry! Cheers, thanks so much.

216
00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:44,155
Nice one, mate, that was lovely, that.

217
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,320
Erm...

218
00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:52,548
Give us a, give us a double,
give us a vodka, eh, please, boss.

219
00:17:53,423 --> 00:17:54,477
Double vodka.

220
00:17:57,892 --> 00:17:59,331
Nice little boozer, this is?

221
00:17:59,356 --> 00:18:02,035
Yeah, yeah, we've had it a
couple of years now.

222
00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:03,801
- £3.80.
- Tell you what, put another one in

223
00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:05,164
if you could top that up again.

224
00:18:05,311 --> 00:18:06,590
- You want another double?
- Yeah, yeah.

225
00:18:06,615 --> 00:18:08,133
Put another double on there, yeah.

226
00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:10,226
Yeah, ta.

227
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:16,214
- You all right?
- How are you doing, brother?

228
00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:18,403
Good, aye, not too bad.
Do you mind if I..?

229
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:20,418
I don't want to sit over
there on me own like a spanner.

230
00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:23,051
Sit down!

231
00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:24,114
Cheers, lads.

232
00:18:24,139 --> 00:18:25,590
We're just discussing her feet.

233
00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:28,262
Feet, well, women's shoes.

234
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:30,107
So what...?

235
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,974
- Joseph.
- Joseph, I'm Craig.

236
00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:34,615
Craig, nice to meet you.
What's your name, boss?

237
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,076
- I'm Alan.
- Alan, Joseph, nice to meet you.

238
00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:38,326
- And you're, you, love?
- Louise.

239
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,318
Louise, nice to meet you, Louise.

240
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:42,357
- I'll get yous a round. Want a bevvy?
- Yeah, yeah.

241
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,599
- No, I'll get...
- What you want, Al?

242
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,324
No, I'll get it, I'll get
one, you get the next one.

243
00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,771
- Yeah, what do you want?
- Three Newcastles.

244
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:49,246
What do you want?

245
00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:50,699
- Vodka and lemonade, please.
- Vodka lemonade.

246
00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:54,816
Frank, can I have three
Newcy Browns, please?

247
00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:57,840
- Yeah, sweet.
- Two... Vodka... Lynn?

248
00:18:58,453 --> 00:19:00,215
Lynn, was that a vodka and lemonade?

249
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,605
- Please.
- And two vodka lemonades, please.

250
00:19:02,816 --> 00:19:04,113
You've met Alan, then?

251
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:06,613
- Yeah, yeah, good boys, aren't they?
- Sound, yeah. Yeah.

252
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:12,473
A right local in here.

253
00:19:12,657 --> 00:19:14,191
Yeah, it's a good
little boozer, all right.

254
00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:16,973
Yeah, it's fucking banging,
innit? Great. Great.

255
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,949
I'll just leave my jacket here, yeah?

256
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,959
- All right if I have one myself?
- Mmm!

257
00:19:25,929 --> 00:19:27,707
Throw another one in
that, as well, for me.

258
00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:30,574
I'll have one, I'll have a
voddy and coke with these two.

259
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,762
- Here you are, there you go.
- Thank you very much.

260
00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:34,060
- Thank you.
- That's you all right?

261
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,654
Usually a half a Carling kind of girl,

262
00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,497
but seeing as you're
buying, I'll have a vodka.

263
00:19:37,522 --> 00:19:40,716
Good girl, good girl. Nice one,
nice one, nice to meet yous, anyway.

264
00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:42,020
Nice one.

265
00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:43,787
Surprised you could...

266
00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:46,591
I'm fucking, I haven't
even got my own drink.

267
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:50,338
Didn't get my own drink!

268
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,693
Fucking dickhead.

269
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:53,126
Oh!

270
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,706
You all right?

271
00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:02,339
- There you go, sir.
- Thank you. Thanks.

272
00:20:02,364 --> 00:20:03,763
Thanks very much. Thank you.

273
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,229
Here you are, mate.

274
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,111
Here you are, mate.
That's you, innit, yeah?

275
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:10,026
- That's you, lad.
- Oh, sweet.

276
00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:11,160
That's all right.

277
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,684
- You good, yeah?
- I am.

278
00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:15,684
Fucking hell.

279
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:17,980
Is this your Mrs?

280
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,074
No? She is.

281
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,622
- This your Mrs. Oh, very lovely missus.
- Sadly.

282
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:24,087
Where's your fella?

283
00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:26,339
Erm...

284
00:20:29,631 --> 00:20:30,991
Oh! Oh!

285
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,187
All right!

286
00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:37,265
- Come here, come and sit down.
- Come here.

287
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:39,282
Come and sit down. It's my new Mrs.

288
00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:42,649
It's my new missus. Our lass.

289
00:20:43,307 --> 00:20:45,291
- Our lass.
- Where am I?

290
00:20:45,653 --> 00:20:46,720
You look lovely.

291
00:20:47,385 --> 00:20:49,174
I don't know what happened then.

292
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,923
- No. No, just slipped out, did it?
- Oi, oi!

293
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,120
Fucking door.

294
00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:00,471
I have to get that fucking sorted.

295
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,905
- I'm trying.
- Have you tried to put the thing in it?

296
00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:05,731
Right, can anyone sing?

297
00:21:05,756 --> 00:21:07,763
- Can any of yous lot sing?
- I can't. No.

298
00:21:07,863 --> 00:21:08,863
- No.
- No.

299
00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:10,685
- I bet you can sing.
- I can!

300
00:21:10,926 --> 00:21:12,004
- Can you?
- Yeah.

301
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,029
Come on, then.

302
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,035
Can you sing?

303
00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,363
Yes, you can, yes, you can.

304
00:21:18,388 --> 00:21:20,332
All right let's shush, shush.

305
00:21:20,357 --> 00:21:21,668
Shush, shush.

306
00:21:21,693 --> 00:21:23,348
- Let's have it nice, come on.
- Come on, Misha.

307
00:21:57,801 --> 00:21:58,801
Bye!

308
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,362
Amazing.

309
00:22:10,387 --> 00:22:12,378
- Can I get another shot for that?
- Another shot for that.

310
00:22:12,403 --> 00:22:14,151
There you go, that one there.

311
00:22:14,176 --> 00:22:15,338
- There you go, love.
- Thank you.

312
00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:17,856
Here's the doctor with the medicine.

313
00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:19,012
One for you, lads.

314
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,942
Take one of them. Take
one of them. Help yourself.

315
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:22,238
Sambuca's there.

316
00:22:22,263 --> 00:22:23,684
Thank you very much, John.

317
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,137
- Toffee vodka?
- Settle up at the end, yeah?

318
00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:28,521
Yeah, yeah, deffo, yeah,
yeah, no problem, yeah.

319
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,715
Fuck off, yeah!

320
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:35,217
Fucking hell. What was in that?

321
00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:36,967
That's horrible.

322
00:22:37,194 --> 00:22:39,045
Fucking hell.

323
00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:46,428
Don't want to keep on going
on about this money for the,

324
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:50,936
for the bill, you owe,
for all of the drinks

325
00:22:50,961 --> 00:22:52,764
and that you keep on
ordering without paying.

326
00:22:53,381 --> 00:22:54,383
No, I've got it, Joe.

327
00:22:54,889 --> 00:22:57,407
Yeah, I know, but I don't know
you, mate. You come into my pub.

328
00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:59,747
Everyone is having a great night.

329
00:22:59,772 --> 00:23:00,772
Yeah.

330
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,467
You're coming in here,
and you're rebelling everyone up,

331
00:23:02,492 --> 00:23:05,379
and then, I don't know you
from Adam, you could bolt out.

332
00:23:05,404 --> 00:23:07,527
That's all I'm saying, mate. You
can see where I'm coming from.

333
00:23:07,528 --> 00:23:09,047
- I'm running a business.
- I get you, yeah.

334
00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:10,362
You've just come in
here out of the blue.

335
00:23:10,387 --> 00:23:11,703
- I get you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?

336
00:23:11,728 --> 00:23:13,687
I don't want to be the
dickhead, all right?

337
00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:15,539
Yeah, I'll settle up just let me have a,

338
00:23:15,564 --> 00:23:17,399
- I'll have a piss, and I'll settle up.
- Yeah, all right, mate.

339
00:23:17,424 --> 00:23:18,424
I'll settle up.

340
00:23:32,337 --> 00:23:33,376
Fucking hell.

341
00:23:37,662 --> 00:23:39,314
Give us a one-er. We'll call it one.

342
00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:40,439
You've had a good night, yeah?

343
00:23:40,717 --> 00:23:42,978
Yeah, but, it wasn't
100 quid, though, was it?

344
00:23:43,962 --> 00:23:45,679
Mate, you've had shot after shot.

345
00:23:45,704 --> 00:23:47,234
- I don't want all of your money.
- I'm all right, I'm okay,

346
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,164
I've got, yeah, have this fucking
20 quid there, as well, Frank.

347
00:23:50,189 --> 00:23:51,642
- All right, mate, cool. Thank you.
- You're being a bit out of order,

348
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:52,704
though, aren't you?

349
00:23:52,729 --> 00:23:54,869
Lads, lads, have I been

350
00:23:54,894 --> 00:23:56,827
- out of order tonight?
- No! No!

351
00:23:57,552 --> 00:24:01,159
Have been out of order?
He's made me look a twat, there.

352
00:24:01,184 --> 00:24:02,544
Frank, come on, fucking hell.

353
00:24:06,648 --> 00:24:08,143
Apologising to him?

354
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,048
Oh! Oh!

355
00:24:14,128 --> 00:24:16,008
- You all right?
- Get him up. Get him up.

356
00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:26,030
You all right?

357
00:24:26,063 --> 00:24:30,022
See you later, mate.
Oh, my God. Help me.

358
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,064
Something to eat.

359
00:24:35,481 --> 00:24:37,221
See, I'm okay now, lads.

360
00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:39,183
Look, I'm good. Yeah?

361
00:24:39,283 --> 00:24:41,562
Look, goodnight, God bless. I'm sweet.

362
00:24:41,664 --> 00:24:43,801
- Are you sure?
- I'm fucking tip-top...

363
00:24:45,908 --> 00:24:46,947
Don't you drive.

364
00:24:46,972 --> 00:24:48,866
Watch the roads and that,
watch the roads and that.

365
00:24:48,891 --> 00:24:50,433
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

366
00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:53,691
All right, boys, I had
a fucking brilliant time.

367
00:24:55,613 --> 00:24:57,418
See you again, Joe.

368
00:24:58,470 --> 00:24:59,550
See you again.

369
00:25:02,393 --> 00:25:04,552
Blue here? Wow.

370
00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:06,230
It is blue.

371
00:25:09,026 --> 00:25:10,228
What's happening in here?

372
00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,173
Cheers, mate.

373
00:25:13,899 --> 00:25:15,173
Fucking hell.

374
00:25:17,689 --> 00:25:20,548
I only want one more drink.
I only want one more drink.

375
00:25:31,379 --> 00:25:34,367
All the fuss! Fucking hell.

376
00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:35,401
You all right, mate?

377
00:25:39,923 --> 00:25:40,962
Yeah, he's good...

378
00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:45,040
When Jesus says, come to me,
regardless of class, regardless

379
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:49,876
of gender, disability,
sexuality, he means anyone.

380
00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:51,173
Where do you get a kebab?

381
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,735
I want a kebab.

382
00:25:53,126 --> 00:25:54,844
Oh, automobile.

383
00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:57,626
- Oh, motorbike.
- Sometimes we filled with despair.

384
00:25:57,985 --> 00:26:00,063
We think God has cursed us.

385
00:26:00,697 --> 00:26:05,546
Jesus says, come to me and I will
forgive you of all of your sins.

386
00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:06,610
All right, mate?

387
00:26:07,477 --> 00:26:08,493
Can I have a kebab?

388
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:10,329
All the things that you've done.

389
00:26:10,354 --> 00:26:14,751
All the things that you've done
to people, I will forgive you.

390
00:26:15,016 --> 00:26:19,563
And when you come to me, this
is what I will give you instead.

391
00:26:19,688 --> 00:26:22,657
- Yeah!
- Jesus talks about the virtues.

392
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,205
- He talks about forgiveness.
- Yeah, the virtues, exactly,

393
00:26:25,229 --> 00:26:27,352
- the virtues of what?
- Yes, he talks about forgiveness.

394
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:30,562
- Forgiving what? Forgiving what sins?
- Forgive you of all you've done.

395
00:26:30,587 --> 00:26:33,367
Lust, gluttony, greed,
sloth, wrath, envy, pride.

396
00:26:33,368 --> 00:26:36,047
- Right?
- All of them. Chastity. Abstinence.

397
00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:37,760
Every single one of them.

398
00:26:39,301 --> 00:26:41,430
What God? What is God? What is God?

399
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:44,183
- God is a spirit.
- He's a spirit? I figured that.

400
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,223
Doesn't mean...

401
00:26:46,199 --> 00:26:47,261
Absolutely not.

402
00:26:47,285 --> 00:26:49,645
- Does it? Does it?
- Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

403
00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:51,654
No. So we agree!

404
00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:54,576
One of the things that
we all need is peace.

405
00:26:54,997 --> 00:26:57,474
And God can give us peace in our life.

406
00:26:57,499 --> 00:27:00,506
- And don't we need peace in our lives?
- Peace, that's all you want,

407
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:01,531
peace, innit?

408
00:27:01,556 --> 00:27:02,720
We want peace.

409
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,663
Give him a chance. Give
him a chance in your life.

410
00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:07,413
He'll never turn you away.

411
00:27:07,438 --> 00:27:09,389
Regardless of what you've done.

412
00:27:10,108 --> 00:27:12,803
- He will always be there for you.
- Not yet, not yet, not now.

413
00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:14,547
- I can't now.
- Okay, no problem.

414
00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:16,438
- No problem at all.
- Not ready for that yet.

415
00:27:16,471 --> 00:27:17,907
- No problem at all.
- I can't do that yet.

416
00:27:17,932 --> 00:27:19,165
God loves you.

417
00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,989
- He loves you unconditionally.
- I know.

418
00:27:21,538 --> 00:27:23,457
- He loves you.
- Not now, though.

419
00:27:23,482 --> 00:27:25,167
- Okay.
- No, no, can't, not now,

420
00:27:25,192 --> 00:27:27,001
not right now, not right now.

421
00:27:53,278 --> 00:27:54,278
Joe.

422
00:28:00,439 --> 00:28:01,759
Joe, it's me, mate.

423
00:28:05,648 --> 00:28:06,648
Joe.

424
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,355
Joe, mate, I can hear your phone.

425
00:28:10,663 --> 00:28:12,035
If you're there will you just shout?

426
00:28:13,808 --> 00:28:14,808
Joe!

427
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,199
Fucking hell.

428
00:28:27,826 --> 00:28:29,066
Joe!

429
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,355
No, fuck.

430
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:39,605
Fucking hell.

431
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,291
Fuck.

432
00:30:49,699 --> 00:30:50,699
Fuck.

433
00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:52,366
Fuck.

434
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:09,550
Thank you.

435
00:33:59,691 --> 00:34:00,957
- Have a nice trip.
- Cheers.

436
00:34:02,554 --> 00:34:07,652
All right, mate, can I have a single
for the ferry to Belfast, please.

437
00:34:07,677 --> 00:34:09,480
Oh, you're too late for
that one, I'm afraid.

438
00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:11,574
What do you mean? It's only half 11.

439
00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:14,871
No, it's 11:35 and I can't
sell you a ticket unless

440
00:34:15,123 --> 00:34:18,185
there's a full hour till
the departure. Sorry.

441
00:34:18,329 --> 00:34:20,794
That doesn't make sense, you just
served the fella's little kid.

442
00:34:20,819 --> 00:34:23,505
Yes, it did, see when I
logged on for his ticket,

443
00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:24,692
it was only 11:28.

444
00:34:25,457 --> 00:34:26,990
Yeah, but it's not
really my fault, is it?

445
00:34:27,015 --> 00:34:28,115
The queue is massive, mate.

446
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:29,976
I've been stood in the queue for...
I've been stood in the queue

447
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,165
- for the past 20 minutes.
- I understand.

448
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,219
Yes, I understand. You see,

449
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:36,915
the computer won't print off
a ticket after 11:30, I'm sorry.

450
00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:39,055
Have yous got tickets?

451
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,415
- No, I haven't.
- No.

452
00:34:40,891 --> 00:34:43,001
So they're the same
as me then, aren't...?

453
00:34:43,026 --> 00:34:44,267
- I'll deal with them.
- It's not our fault.

454
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,212
- I'll deal with these people...
- The queue was massive, mate.

455
00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:48,525
Well, I'm very, very sorry,
there's nothing I can do about that.

456
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:50,064
I don't make the rules. There you go.

457
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,517
- All right, well, when's the next one?
- 10:30.

458
00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:55,284
- Tonight?
- Yeah.

459
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,585
That's 11 hours.

460
00:34:59,707 --> 00:35:00,707
Give or take.

461
00:35:03,424 --> 00:35:04,867
All right, let's start
this again, shall we?

462
00:35:04,892 --> 00:35:05,929
Let's have another go.

463
00:35:07,222 --> 00:35:10,691
Can I please have a foot
passenger ticket for the...

464
00:35:10,756 --> 00:35:13,555
- ... 10:30...
- tonight, to Belfast?

465
00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:15,286
No.

466
00:35:15,946 --> 00:35:16,982
Why not?

467
00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:20,466
Because there are no foot passenger
tickets left for the 10:30.

468
00:35:20,491 --> 00:35:22,920
Why did you just you just told
me that I can have a ticket

469
00:35:22,945 --> 00:35:24,545
for that ferry tonight.

470
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,726
If you just listen to me.

471
00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:27,421
- Just listen to me for one second.
- That doesn't make sense.

472
00:35:27,446 --> 00:35:31,734
You can have a ticket, but the
only ones left are the deluxe cabin

473
00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:34,765
with parking, and that
will cost you £126.

474
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:35,949
126 quid?

475
00:35:35,974 --> 00:35:38,663
£126, but it's a deluxe cabin.

476
00:35:38,688 --> 00:35:41,663
But that ferry's standing there
now and I can't get on that ferry?

477
00:35:41,688 --> 00:35:44,374
I'm very sorry. I can't sell
you a ticket after 11:30.

478
00:35:45,046 --> 00:35:46,226
Yeah, I...

479
00:35:46,343 --> 00:35:48,734
Why can't I just have
one for the 28 quid?

480
00:35:48,759 --> 00:35:49,937
I don't get it! I don't
know what you're on about.

481
00:35:49,962 --> 00:35:51,274
Because there are none available,

482
00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:54,819
no foot passenger tickets
are available on the 10:30.

483
00:35:54,932 --> 00:35:59,092
If you want to travel to Belfast
tonight you'll have to pay £126

484
00:35:59,294 --> 00:36:02,865
and take a deluxe cabin
with parking, obviously,

485
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:03,920
you don't need the parking.

486
00:36:04,983 --> 00:36:05,999
- Okay.
- Okay?

487
00:36:06,024 --> 00:36:07,280
Yeah, sweet.

488
00:36:08,013 --> 00:36:10,749
- I've only got 130 quid.
- You can afford it then.

489
00:36:21,573 --> 00:36:23,147
That leaves me with four quid then.

490
00:36:23,523 --> 00:36:25,210
Yeah, certainly does.

491
00:36:25,243 --> 00:36:27,171
The last four quid to my name,
I've got to get all the way down to

492
00:36:27,196 --> 00:36:28,750
southern Ireland, but
Sam's not really bothered

493
00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:30,664
- bothered about that, are you, Sam?
- £4, there you go, mate,

494
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,829
and there's your ticket,

495
00:36:31,854 --> 00:36:32,892
- have a lovely trip.
- Thank you, Sam.

496
00:36:32,963 --> 00:36:34,431
I'm sure you'll enjoy the cabin.

497
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,040
Yeah, I will, thank you very much, Sam.

498
00:36:36,065 --> 00:36:38,697
- All the best.
- God bless, Sam, God bless.

499
00:36:38,902 --> 00:36:40,689
- Hope your mother loves you.
- She does.

500
00:36:40,714 --> 00:36:42,212
Yeah, good, because I fucking don't.

501
00:36:42,552 --> 00:36:43,552
Thank you.

502
00:37:30,056 --> 00:37:32,236
Look, where the hell have you
been? I've been trying to call you!

503
00:37:32,261 --> 00:37:34,587
Sorry, really sorry. I
saw all your missed calls

504
00:37:34,612 --> 00:37:36,001
before, from this morning.

505
00:37:36,096 --> 00:37:37,689
- I'm...
- We're in the departure lounge.

506
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,431
... I've been the hospital all morning.

507
00:37:39,915 --> 00:37:41,384
What do you mean? What
do you mean, hospital?

508
00:37:41,409 --> 00:37:44,540
I had a little... I fell off...
I fell off the ladder at work.

509
00:37:45,966 --> 00:37:48,685
Okay, look, Dad wants to speak to you.

510
00:37:49,408 --> 00:37:52,704
- Hi, Dad.
- Hello, son. Are you okay, sunshine?

511
00:37:52,848 --> 00:37:54,751
- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm okay.

512
00:37:54,776 --> 00:37:57,017
I'm sorry I didn't call
you this morning, son,

513
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,072
but I saw all your missed calls.

514
00:37:58,097 --> 00:38:00,025
I've been in a hospital
all morning, you see.

515
00:38:00,786 --> 00:38:03,142
I had a little bit of
an accident at work.

516
00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:06,439
It's OK, I'm fine, I'm fine, we were
painting the outside of the house

517
00:38:06,464 --> 00:38:09,345
and that, and the ladders
there, it's been raining here,

518
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,431
so the ladders kind of
slipped a little bit.

519
00:38:11,671 --> 00:38:12,759
I've just hit my head.

520
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,730
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine,

521
00:38:14,755 --> 00:38:16,292
look, you can see it there. See it?

522
00:38:17,392 --> 00:38:18,456
See that bit there?

523
00:38:18,806 --> 00:38:19,965
It's only a little scrape.

524
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:22,128
I just scraped it, but I've
had to have an X-ray and that...

525
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:24,850
I've had to have an X-ray in
the hospital and stuff, so...

526
00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:27,233
And that's come out okay?

527
00:38:27,321 --> 00:38:30,120
Yeah, just waiting for them to come
now, just waiting for the X-rays,

528
00:38:30,292 --> 00:38:31,772
the results to come back.

529
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:36,795
We're going to have to go
through, so I'm just going to give

530
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:38,600
- the phone to Shea for a bit.
- Okay.

531
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:39,625
You can see...

532
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,428
No, I'm really sorry, you three.
Honest to God, I'm so sorry,

533
00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:44,827
but you know, I kind of, I can't have

534
00:38:44,842 --> 00:38:46,312
- the phone in the hospital, can I, son?
- Dad, dad!

535
00:38:46,336 --> 00:38:47,553
Dad, it's okay.

536
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:49,432
Okay, thanks, thank you, son.

537
00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:51,787
You know I would have called
you if I could, didn't you?

538
00:38:51,991 --> 00:38:54,248
- Hey?
- Yeah, you would.

539
00:38:54,273 --> 00:38:56,553
Yeah, you okay, Shea?

540
00:38:57,503 --> 00:39:00,279
Yeah, I'm a bit nervous
about going to Australia

541
00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:02,170
and maybe not seeing you.

542
00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:05,967
Oh, come on, you'll be okay,
we spoke about this, didn't we?

543
00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:07,914
Yeah.

544
00:39:07,939 --> 00:39:10,547
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
As soon as you get there, I want you

545
00:39:10,572 --> 00:39:12,461
to do the Skype Lord stuff to me, yeah?

546
00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:14,083
It's not Skype Lord!

547
00:39:14,108 --> 00:39:16,311
I know, it's Skype, I know, it's Skype.

548
00:39:16,336 --> 00:39:18,826
Yeah, it's Skype. I
know, I know. I know.

549
00:39:18,851 --> 00:39:20,810
I'll definitely do it
when I'm out there.

550
00:39:20,976 --> 00:39:23,388
Look, we're gonna have to go. I'm sorry,

551
00:39:23,413 --> 00:39:24,451
we're going to have to cut it short.

552
00:39:24,476 --> 00:39:26,896
Okay, look, and I'm
really sorry, you three,

553
00:39:26,928 --> 00:39:28,435
I'm really sorry that I didn't

554
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:29,484
- answer the phone.
- That's okay.

555
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:32,060
No, I just want your mum
to know how sorry I am,

556
00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:34,247
I'm really sorry, okay?

557
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,982
But you know what they say, where
there's blame, there's a claim

558
00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:38,052
and all that, isn't there?

559
00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:40,034
- Yeah, of course.
- I can wish to give me

560
00:39:40,059 --> 00:39:41,392
some money, can't I?

561
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,049
Yeah, you know.

562
00:39:43,074 --> 00:39:44,502
- You know...
- I have to go.

563
00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:47,235
Okay. All right, I love
you so much, sunshine.

564
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:50,713
Right, I'll see yous, Facetime me.

565
00:39:51,376 --> 00:39:52,729
All right, you take care.

566
00:39:52,754 --> 00:39:54,002
Skype me again, yeah?

567
00:39:54,335 --> 00:39:57,448
- All right, yeah. Bye-bye.
- Bye. Bye.

568
00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:25,037
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