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Cheers, Eileen.

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- Yeah, what can I get you?
- Two of those please.

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- That'd be great.
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And the
jelly is flying everywhere.

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Eileen has Melinda down, but oh...

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- Funny.
- I know.

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Brilliant.

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Thank you very much.

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Okay.

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- Hey, hey.
- Hey.

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How are you?

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If you need your alcohol
dressed up like kid's party food,

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you're probably too young to drink it.

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What?

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What's wrong?

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It's this roster.
I don't seem to have any shifts next week.

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This is so weird for me,
but Veronica gave me all of your shifts.

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But I've never worked anywhere else.

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She said something about wanting
to attract a younger crowd.

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I showed her some of
my ideas for the place.

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What, like this?

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Yeah awesome, hey.

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And it gave me another great idea.

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We're gonna have a jelly wrestling
competition next weekend.

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It's gonna be freaking hilarious.

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Come with me.

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This all used to be in the main bar.

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Maybe you could teach me?

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I'm supposed to be in it,

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but I've no idea what I am doing.

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Perhaps I could talk to Veronica for you.

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You know,

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about your shifts.

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It's gonna be slippery.

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So don't fear it.

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And don't fight it.

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So...

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what happened that last year?

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Well, Melinda wanted
that crown so badly.

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She'd do anything.

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It was the finals,

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just me and her.

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She went too far.

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There's no real rules in jelly
wrestling, but...

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you never take off
another woman's pants.

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It sort of all fell apart after that.

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I never really got a chance
to win back my crown.

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Come on. Now roll, roll.

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You should enter.

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Oh, my time's over.

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I've got to move on.

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Yeah, well. We won't be doing it like
you did in those days, that's for sure.

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It's just, you know,

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for a laugh.

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At least you respected the game.

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I wish I could just jump in there

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and wipe the smug look off your face.

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But I can't, can I?

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Not since I've seen what
it could do to a woman.

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Eileen!

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And tonight these wicked women of wobble

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will be fighting it out
for the chance to become crowned

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Queen of the Gelatine!

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Susie Tsunami,

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Cha Cha Treuse,

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Tonia Hard-Arse,

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Betty Buttercup,

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Amy Starlight

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and Queen of Tarts,

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Bam-Bam,

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Annie the Assassin

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and Issy Inferno.

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And for our first bout we will have

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Betty Buttercup and Amy Starlight.

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Jesus, I hope she doesn't win.

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I've got money on her to lose.

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Hey, I just wanna ask you
what's the story with me shifts?

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Oh, don't ask me.
Amy's in charge of all that.

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She reckons I'm better off out here.

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Check it out.
I found it out the back.

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Isn't it wild?

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Hey, this is the blokes.

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All right, ladies
and gentlemen, our next...

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Is that your character?

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Funny as.

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Queen of Tarts

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and Cha Cha Treuse.

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Eileen?

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Just let her go, let
her go, it's all right.

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Oh, and she's gone through the legs.

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And we're going for the Heimlich.

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Eileen, she's doing a fabulous job.

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And one, and two, and three.

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Eileen has won the bout!

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Eileen is the winner for this round.

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And now

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there's only two
champions of the goop left.

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Eileen...

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and Amy Starlight.

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I really wish this stuff
didn't keep happening to me but

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Veronica really wants me to win.

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She thinks I'm gonna look better on
the posters and websites and stuff.

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keep down your opponent for three seconds
to win the bout.

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Let's make it clean, ladies.

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Take your positions.

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Are you ready?

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And they're going for it.

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Eileen just swats Amy
aside like a pesky insect.

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Amy back on her feet getting
ready for another grapple.

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But oh, down again.

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Eileen's just toying with her.

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Down they go but this is just
textbook stuff from Eileen.

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The elbow.

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Now Eileen has Amy pinned
and Amy's in trouble...

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Okay,

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they've had their show.

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Now back down.

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Eileen, goes it alone.

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She wants that crown.
She can smell it.

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This could be all over
in the count of three.

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One, and two, and...

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Sorry, Eileen.

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That's a one...

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and two...

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Come on, Eileen!

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This is not pretty.

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Fuck.

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And now a good, old-fashioned
dunking in the jelly,

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which she probably deserves.

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And again, and again.

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Eileen, Eileen,
Eileen, Eileen, Eileen.

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Well, reckon that's
plenty of dunking, Eileen.

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