1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,402 Previously on "Wynonna Earp"... 2 00:00:01,404 --> 00:00:02,405 He's my father. 3 00:00:02,407 --> 00:00:04,422 Nicole Rayleigh Haught, I really, really love you. 4 00:00:04,424 --> 00:00:05,665 And I really, really... 5 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:07,749 - hate this ring. - Is that a yes? 6 00:00:07,751 --> 00:00:10,554 I can't handle seeing the looks on your faces if I fail. 7 00:00:10,556 --> 00:00:12,323 Wynonna, what are you gonna do?! 8 00:00:12,325 --> 00:00:13,822 Wynonna! 9 00:00:13,824 --> 00:00:16,192 You're not the heir of anything anymore. 10 00:00:17,361 --> 00:00:18,961 Waverly! 11 00:00:18,963 --> 00:00:21,029 Wynonna! 12 00:00:21,031 --> 00:00:23,332 She doesn't even have a weapon in there. 13 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:24,666 I am a weapon. 14 00:00:24,668 --> 00:00:26,301 Who the hell is Valdez? 15 00:00:26,303 --> 00:00:28,371 - Just tell me what we do. - Let's get them back. 16 00:01:19,623 --> 00:01:21,958 You almost done? 17 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,559 I feel like I've been standing here for two years. 18 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:27,029 How'd you find me? Magical sword? 19 00:01:27,031 --> 00:01:28,164 Buntline special? 20 00:01:29,099 --> 00:01:32,200 - Fork yeah? - Eh, fork maybe. 21 00:01:32,202 --> 00:01:33,369 You ready? 22 00:01:35,739 --> 00:01:38,407 Let's go get our steps in. 23 00:01:38,409 --> 00:01:39,708 Well, it snowed again. 24 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:40,942 Keep up, retirement shirt. 25 00:01:40,944 --> 00:01:42,412 We need to make up some time. 26 00:01:43,347 --> 00:01:46,114 You wanna get a little more specific on our plan here, 27 00:01:46,116 --> 00:01:47,449 - Warrior Princess? - Yeah, sure! 28 00:01:47,451 --> 00:01:50,119 Find and climb invisible stairs, 29 00:01:50,921 --> 00:01:53,488 meet Waverly and Doc at a supernatural garden, 30 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,824 uh... locate the rest of our squad, 31 00:01:55,826 --> 00:01:58,160 mosey on home, enjoy a curse-free life, 32 00:01:58,162 --> 00:01:59,761 and I'm gonna look good doing it. 33 00:01:59,763 --> 00:02:01,630 You and me both. 34 00:02:01,632 --> 00:02:04,599 Holy shit, they're back. 35 00:02:04,601 --> 00:02:06,401 Geez Louise, would you look at that. 36 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:10,973 I can't mess this up. 37 00:02:12,242 --> 00:02:13,409 You won't. 38 00:02:18,115 --> 00:02:20,482 You know, after this, we're gonna bring everyone home. 39 00:02:20,484 --> 00:02:22,517 We're gonna bring Chrissy, we're gonna bring Nicole, 40 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:24,519 Jeremy, we're gonna make our little old town 41 00:02:24,521 --> 00:02:26,322 a demon-free zone once and for all. 42 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,894 - Nedley? - Still not looking at your ass. 43 00:02:34,298 --> 00:02:35,364 Here it goes. 44 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:39,335 One small step for MILF... 45 00:02:40,637 --> 00:02:43,840 ... one giant leap for MILF-kind. 46 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:48,143 Catch you later. 47 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,878 'Course you will. 48 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,013 You know why? 49 00:02:52,649 --> 00:02:54,483 'Cause I'm Wynonna Earp. 50 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,791 Ah, dang it all to hell. 51 00:03:05,295 --> 00:03:07,095 Oh, Waverly. 52 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:15,305 Wynonna! 53 00:03:15,307 --> 00:03:18,307 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 54 00:03:39,563 --> 00:03:40,997 Oh no. 55 00:03:41,899 --> 00:03:44,900 No. No! 56 00:03:44,902 --> 00:03:46,868 You do not get to vanish! 57 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,737 You are architecture! 58 00:03:48,739 --> 00:03:50,039 - Wynonna! - Huh? 59 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,475 As far as you know, did anything else 60 00:03:51,477 --> 00:03:53,812 - come out of the garden? - What in the Monkey Jesus? 61 00:03:53,814 --> 00:03:55,047 Whatever they are, 62 00:03:55,049 --> 00:03:56,316 they seem a little cheesed. 63 00:03:56,318 --> 00:03:59,654 - Eat lead, fluffer-nutters. - No! Be careful! 64 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,136 Keep your panties on, Bernice, I was trained by Doc Holliday. 65 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:17,499 What the hell was that? 66 00:04:17,501 --> 00:04:19,334 Does it hurt? 67 00:04:19,336 --> 00:04:20,569 Uh... 68 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:22,404 You ever been bitten by a rabid mongoose? 69 00:04:22,406 --> 00:04:24,272 A rabid mongoose? 70 00:04:24,274 --> 00:04:25,407 No. 71 00:04:25,409 --> 00:04:26,575 Ah. 72 00:04:26,577 --> 00:04:28,511 Can you get me a first-aid kit? 73 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,913 Yeah. That's probably something we would have. Right? 74 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:34,583 You'd think. No, not here. 75 00:04:34,585 --> 00:04:36,051 Maybe over here. 76 00:04:36,053 --> 00:04:39,187 No Band-aids, no Bactine, 77 00:04:39,189 --> 00:04:41,089 no rabies shots. 78 00:04:41,091 --> 00:04:43,291 My friend, you're gonna die. 79 00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:44,994 Well, I've had a good run. 80 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:47,596 I'm gonna check your bathroom. 81 00:04:47,598 --> 00:04:50,433 Oh. Just turn on the fan, would you? 82 00:04:53,637 --> 00:04:55,337 Valdez? 83 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:58,107 Ugh, carved into our wall, no less. 84 00:05:00,611 --> 00:05:03,178 Well, that's... Yeah. 85 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,181 That's one way to leave a message. 86 00:05:06,516 --> 00:05:09,352 Right? What kind of psychopath doesn't use a pen? 87 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:16,291 What kind of idiot doesn't own a pen? 88 00:05:18,962 --> 00:05:21,630 Ugh. Nicole! Robin! 89 00:05:21,632 --> 00:05:24,933 Guys! Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! 90 00:05:24,935 --> 00:05:26,835 Someone's coming, guys! 91 00:05:26,837 --> 00:05:28,703 Attention citizens! 92 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:31,640 You are being evacuated for your own safety. 93 00:05:31,642 --> 00:05:34,243 Come voluntarily, or we take you by force. 94 00:05:35,045 --> 00:05:36,278 Not cool, bro! 95 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,014 That's not how the Force works! 96 00:05:38,815 --> 00:05:41,249 Oh, God. Oh, God. 97 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:43,818 Oh no. The garden. 98 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,821 Final warning! Come out, or we come in! 99 00:05:46,823 --> 00:05:49,357 Uh... Sorry? Gays only? 100 00:05:50,761 --> 00:05:52,528 Drop the knife, drop it! 101 00:05:53,697 --> 00:05:55,497 I hope that taser is set to tickle! 102 00:06:10,614 --> 00:06:12,048 Found these. 103 00:06:14,184 --> 00:06:16,985 Those are for the sisters, not the misters. 104 00:06:16,987 --> 00:06:19,822 Well, they absorb blood, I'm bleeding. 105 00:06:21,658 --> 00:06:24,693 Look. "For heavy flow". 106 00:06:24,695 --> 00:06:26,775 Is that why you've been so moody and unpredictable? 107 00:06:28,865 --> 00:06:30,765 That's really sexist. 108 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,500 I am the single dad 109 00:06:32,502 --> 00:06:34,736 of a girl that got her first period at eleven. 110 00:06:34,738 --> 00:06:37,372 And I've been shot six times. 111 00:06:37,374 --> 00:06:40,075 Absorbent is as absorbent does. 112 00:06:40,077 --> 00:06:41,710 Plus they have wings, so... 113 00:06:41,712 --> 00:06:43,311 Remind me... 114 00:06:43,313 --> 00:06:45,715 Why wasn't the rest of your posse there to help you? 115 00:06:46,683 --> 00:06:48,250 Bulshar wasn't their fight. 116 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:51,554 I drugged them at the kitchen table. 117 00:06:52,756 --> 00:06:54,689 Well, that's a felony. 118 00:06:57,527 --> 00:06:58,961 You were trying to protect them. 119 00:07:00,397 --> 00:07:03,231 What if I didn't? They're gone. 120 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:13,409 Nicole was wearing this... 121 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:17,947 ... when we drank, before Bulshar. 122 00:07:18,782 --> 00:07:20,282 She was smiling. 123 00:07:23,854 --> 00:07:25,887 Waverly must've given this to her. 124 00:07:25,889 --> 00:07:27,256 Given it, or... 125 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:31,393 ... made a proposition? 126 00:07:31,395 --> 00:07:32,862 Oh, my God. 127 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:36,465 Please be okay, Haught pants. 128 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,135 Wherever you are. 129 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,737 Ah, my head! 130 00:07:48,478 --> 00:07:51,079 Oh, my God, I'm not on the homestead. 131 00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:52,313 Wynonna Earp. 132 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:56,520 You little motherfu... Ow! 133 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:01,323 Okay... 134 00:08:03,026 --> 00:08:04,393 Ugh! 135 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:08,967 I've used these beaver blasters. 136 00:08:10,635 --> 00:08:14,069 You know, now is not the time for marital aids. 137 00:08:14,071 --> 00:08:15,604 It's always time. 138 00:08:15,606 --> 00:08:17,390 These are for busting beaver dams, 139 00:08:17,392 --> 00:08:19,560 or anything else that gets in our way. 140 00:08:20,378 --> 00:08:21,444 You got a sex toy 141 00:08:21,446 --> 00:08:23,646 that can find a mysterious place no one else can? 142 00:08:23,648 --> 00:08:25,315 It's called a G-spot, Nedley. 143 00:08:26,584 --> 00:08:27,851 Like the stairs? 144 00:08:30,154 --> 00:08:32,588 What do cops do when they lose something or someone? 145 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:33,823 Set up a search grid. 146 00:08:33,825 --> 00:08:36,293 Yes, right! 147 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:45,001 Right after we kill whatever is in my kitchen. 148 00:08:47,171 --> 00:08:49,205 Maybe it's Valdez. 149 00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:51,307 Well then, he owes me a home reno, 150 00:08:51,309 --> 00:08:54,010 because that tag is tacky as hell. 151 00:08:55,646 --> 00:08:56,646 Whoa! 152 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:02,818 - Mercedes? - Ah! Wynonna! 153 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,353 - You could've killed me! - I know! Wasn't that amazing? 154 00:09:05,355 --> 00:09:07,490 I've literally never thrown a knife before. 155 00:09:07,492 --> 00:09:08,957 It's nice to see a familiar face. 156 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,326 What? 157 00:09:10,328 --> 00:09:11,460 It is you in there, right? 158 00:09:11,462 --> 00:09:13,029 Everything behind the tits. 159 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,464 - Kate?! - Hush! 160 00:09:15,466 --> 00:09:18,200 The guards are lazy, but they like to throw hands. 161 00:09:18,202 --> 00:09:19,935 Kate, I gotta get off this train. 162 00:09:19,937 --> 00:09:21,504 Yeah, so did he. 163 00:09:21,506 --> 00:09:23,339 Nicole, meet my French fried friend. 164 00:09:23,341 --> 00:09:25,374 He found out the hard way that the latches are wired up 165 00:09:25,376 --> 00:09:27,176 like a chair in Sing-Sing. 166 00:09:27,178 --> 00:09:29,278 Electric locks? Who's in charge here? 167 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,214 Government. Private militia posing as government. 168 00:09:32,216 --> 00:09:33,682 They forcibly evacuated everyone 169 00:09:33,684 --> 00:09:35,351 who hadn't already left purgatory. 170 00:09:35,353 --> 00:09:36,685 What about Mercedes? 171 00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:37,987 She was supposed to look after you. 172 00:09:37,989 --> 00:09:39,989 Cute thought. As soon as she heard the trucks, 173 00:09:39,991 --> 00:09:42,358 girl took off faster than an actual Mercedes. 174 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,528 - And everyone else? - Well, it's hard to say. 175 00:09:46,998 --> 00:09:48,697 I have to find Waverly, okay? 176 00:09:48,699 --> 00:09:51,767 Last I heard, she and Wynonna were headed to find Bulshar. 177 00:09:51,769 --> 00:09:53,035 At the garden. 178 00:09:55,373 --> 00:09:57,574 So you need me to read for you. On a moving train? 179 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:01,131 - Please. - Okay, well, I need something 180 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,505 to establish connection with Waverly. 181 00:10:02,507 --> 00:10:03,674 Do you have anything of hers? 182 00:10:05,683 --> 00:10:06,750 I... 183 00:10:09,053 --> 00:10:11,187 Yeah... Me. 184 00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:18,694 And then, these manly black trucks 185 00:10:18,696 --> 00:10:20,162 surrounded my house, 186 00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:21,897 and Kate, she was like, 187 00:10:21,899 --> 00:10:24,833 "No! You're too beautiful to die!" 188 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:27,002 And then I was like, 189 00:10:27,004 --> 00:10:29,838 "No way, we are in this together". 190 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,608 So you guys totally boinked. 191 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:34,211 But I think she must've vampire mind-mushed me, 192 00:10:34,213 --> 00:10:37,279 because the next thing I know, I am running away from the house 193 00:10:37,281 --> 00:10:39,281 totally against my will. 194 00:10:39,283 --> 00:10:41,017 You sure your brain wasn't pre-mushed? 195 00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:42,618 And then I decided to come here, 196 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:45,422 and just wait for the friggin' heir to show up. 197 00:10:46,257 --> 00:10:49,992 Well, I'm not the heir of anything anymore, Mercedes. 198 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:52,494 The curse is broken. I killed your demon hubby, Bulshar. 199 00:10:52,496 --> 00:10:54,396 That's great! What did he leave me? 200 00:10:54,398 --> 00:10:57,066 A disaster zone. Somehow, the garden opened up 201 00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:59,768 - and sucked Waverly in. - Oh, good Lord. 202 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:01,270 I should've known that you weren't done 203 00:11:01,272 --> 00:11:05,007 adding to the official Wynonna Earp Hot Mess file. 204 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,409 Too bad that file is long gone. 205 00:11:07,411 --> 00:11:10,580 Well... no. 206 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:14,717 I hid it. 207 00:11:14,719 --> 00:11:16,318 Alright, a little help, please. 208 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,454 No, it's not in there. 209 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:23,426 I didn't want Dolls' stuff to fall into the wrong hands. 210 00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:28,198 That's where you hid our top-secret government files? 211 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,634 Nobody ever uses this couch. 212 00:11:31,636 --> 00:11:32,702 What are we looking for? 213 00:11:34,405 --> 00:11:35,738 Demons running amuck. 214 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,742 Uh, mystical portals to another worldly realm. 215 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:41,677 Towns getting evacuated. 216 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:43,779 Like Maldito, New Mexico. 217 00:11:43,781 --> 00:11:45,180 Supernatural hellmouth 218 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,716 where demonic shit got so out of hand 219 00:11:47,718 --> 00:11:49,685 they just bombed it to smithereens. 220 00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,387 "They" who? 221 00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:54,056 My former employer, the Black Badge Division. 222 00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:56,558 And I thought my erotic book club was extra. 223 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,694 Shapiro, Eliza... 224 00:11:58,696 --> 00:12:00,829 Lucado, Greg. Lucado, Jeannie. 225 00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:02,197 Whole bunch of randoms. 226 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,501 Dolls kept records of his fallen colleagues. 227 00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:07,337 Oh, my God, guys. 228 00:12:10,608 --> 00:12:11,608 _ 229 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:14,144 Gloria Valdez. 230 00:12:14,945 --> 00:12:17,814 How did she carve up your wall if she's Val-dead? 231 00:12:21,552 --> 00:12:24,520 The Empress, feminine power, strength from the mind. 232 00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:25,522 Okay. 233 00:12:27,124 --> 00:12:28,927 No, reshuffle, I want a do-over. 234 00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:30,459 Death is not a negative card. 235 00:12:30,461 --> 00:12:31,560 What?! It's death! 236 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,295 This card represents transition. 237 00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:34,497 A doorway. 238 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,634 - I know it's frustrating. - Oh, it's torture! 239 00:12:38,636 --> 00:12:40,484 Oh God, and when I find Wynonna, 240 00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:41,603 I'm going to torture her. 241 00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:43,505 You two are so cute. 242 00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:45,207 We could just jump out of the train. 243 00:12:45,209 --> 00:12:47,076 I could save the Earps, you could save Doc. 244 00:12:47,078 --> 00:12:48,299 In a way, 245 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,612 that's the reason why I tend to stay on this train. 246 00:12:50,614 --> 00:12:52,214 Yeah, he did kinda shoot you. 247 00:12:52,216 --> 00:12:54,783 Yeah. But then I drew my own Empress card. 248 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:57,886 And I realized this regal bitch is so over the second-guessing. 249 00:12:57,888 --> 00:13:00,490 The battles, all the things we did to each other. 250 00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:03,559 Outside the bedroom, I mean. 251 00:13:03,561 --> 00:13:05,894 Now, what we did to each other in the bedroom? Woo, girl! 252 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,664 Yeah, neato. 253 00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:11,768 The Fool. 254 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:13,669 A journey. 255 00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:14,737 Yeah, no shit! 256 00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:15,905 Not for you. 257 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:22,578 No human could survive, but... 258 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,079 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, 259 00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:25,381 not that kind of journey. 260 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:29,218 So what, she's like some kind of scientist? 261 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,954 Clearance level, classified. 262 00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:33,455 Stationed at facility... 263 00:13:33,457 --> 00:13:35,224 DX-16. 264 00:13:35,226 --> 00:13:37,593 Oh, oh! That's in the town of Monument. 265 00:13:37,595 --> 00:13:40,130 This place is so condemned, I won't even build condos there. 266 00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:42,465 I was out-bid. 267 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,933 What about Jeremy? 268 00:13:44,935 --> 00:13:46,735 Do you think he might've known Valdez? 269 00:13:46,737 --> 00:13:48,137 They both rock BBD lab coats. 270 00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:50,105 Could've been him that carved that in the wall. 271 00:13:50,107 --> 00:13:51,940 He couldn't have used a pen? 272 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:53,343 Pen drawer's full of knives. 273 00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:55,978 I'm a demon hunter, not a Shakespeare. 274 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:56,980 Mmm. 275 00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,049 Garden. 276 00:14:01,852 --> 00:14:02,918 The garden. 277 00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:06,900 We're nearing the border of the Ghost River Triangle, 278 00:14:06,902 --> 00:14:07,923 we have to do this now. 279 00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:09,424 Yeah, but... You can't do this. 280 00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:10,826 I can't let you do this. 281 00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:13,695 Wherever Waverly is, she's not safe. 282 00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:14,831 You have to get to her. 283 00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:17,733 How can I ever thank you? 284 00:14:17,735 --> 00:14:19,869 Consider naming your first-born "Katie". 285 00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:22,472 Now back up. 286 00:14:34,151 --> 00:14:35,485 Go! 287 00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:47,530 Where's the other one?! 288 00:14:52,837 --> 00:14:54,536 There will probably be demons. 289 00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:56,905 And I don't have my demon-killing gun, 290 00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:59,509 or team, or a clue. 291 00:15:01,712 --> 00:15:04,346 Monument's only a couple hours away. 292 00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:06,116 But if you're there, and the stairs are here, 293 00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:07,683 what happens if they reappear? 294 00:15:07,685 --> 00:15:09,519 We're just coming up with cheers, now? 295 00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:11,920 Look, this other facility, 296 00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:13,722 it could have another way into the garden. 297 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,757 It actually said "garden question mark"? 298 00:15:15,759 --> 00:15:16,825 Listen, guys, 299 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:19,461 I'm as curious as you are, okay? 300 00:15:19,463 --> 00:15:22,030 But I've gotten enough people killed, or cursed, 301 00:15:22,032 --> 00:15:24,533 - or their faces ripped off. - Represent. 302 00:15:24,535 --> 00:15:27,236 Nedley, you couldn't walk to an outhouse right now 303 00:15:27,238 --> 00:15:29,538 even if it meant deucing your pantaloons. 304 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,740 Mercedes, I love ya, 305 00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:33,909 I loved the omelet, 306 00:15:33,911 --> 00:15:36,146 but I'm not sure you didn't just intend to fatten us up 307 00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:37,612 in case you needed to eat us later. 308 00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:39,348 - You know? - Uh, ladies... 309 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,884 Whoa! Nedley! Nedley! Hey! 310 00:15:43,354 --> 00:15:45,387 Yeah, uh... 311 00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:47,756 I guess that fight at the stairs took a little more out of me 312 00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,124 than I thought. 313 00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,927 And I've been skipping my Zumba. 314 00:15:52,396 --> 00:15:54,229 Deep breaths. Just take a minute. 315 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:56,018 I'm gonna need a little more than a minute, kid. 316 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,106 But you gotta go. 317 00:15:57,108 --> 00:15:59,143 I'm not leaving you like this. 318 00:16:00,871 --> 00:16:02,672 - Oh! - Look... 319 00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:06,909 I have survived a career in law enforcement, 320 00:16:06,911 --> 00:16:08,309 divorcing a Taurus, 321 00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:10,712 and a community theatre production of The Full Monty 322 00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:12,814 that the Purgatory Press called... 323 00:16:12,816 --> 00:16:14,517 "Nobody asked for this". 324 00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:17,552 I'm gonna be fine. 325 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:19,121 I am happy to stay with him. 326 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:20,890 I was a slutty nurse once for Halloween. 327 00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:23,626 I'm going alone? 328 00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:25,828 You listen to me. 329 00:16:27,031 --> 00:16:28,864 Wynonna Earp. 330 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:31,301 Nobody fucks with our family. 331 00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:36,906 So go get 'em. 332 00:16:43,948 --> 00:16:45,781 Take care of each other. 333 00:16:45,783 --> 00:16:48,750 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 334 00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,585 It's okay, Randy. 335 00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:53,455 Okay, let's go raid the clinic. 336 00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:55,857 I will get some oxy, a little morphine 337 00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,793 and maybe a little something for you. 338 00:16:57,795 --> 00:16:59,795 - Okay! - Oh, God. 339 00:17:15,045 --> 00:17:16,479 If this is Eden, 340 00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,315 it ain't the way they wrote it up. 341 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,164 Where are you, Waverly Earp? 342 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:39,302 Where am I? 343 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,573 Doc! Doc, I'm here! 344 00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:46,075 Waverly?! 345 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:51,514 Doc! 346 00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:55,997 Waverly! 347 00:17:58,334 --> 00:18:01,169 Quick! It's getting tighter! 348 00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:02,871 Quick! Doc, quick! 349 00:18:05,442 --> 00:18:06,574 Argh! 350 00:18:06,576 --> 00:18:08,109 Doc! 351 00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:09,511 Please! 352 00:18:17,954 --> 00:18:20,088 Of course it would be a well. 353 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,956 But I am a weapon. 354 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,091 Argh! 355 00:18:48,351 --> 00:18:49,785 You're alright now. 356 00:18:51,321 --> 00:18:52,354 Doc. 357 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,822 You came. 358 00:18:54,824 --> 00:18:56,091 Of course. 359 00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:58,860 Thank you... 360 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,863 Thank you for sucking... 361 00:19:01,831 --> 00:19:03,498 I do try, Waverly. 362 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,701 Bulshar's poison out of Wynonna's throat. 363 00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:09,071 May he rest in eternal torment. 364 00:19:22,252 --> 00:19:23,719 - Are you kidding me?! - _ 365 00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:31,393 It was the gun. 366 00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:36,165 Without the gun, without them... 367 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,667 I'm nothing. 368 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,603 Whoa, now. 369 00:19:42,539 --> 00:19:44,239 You ain't nothing. 370 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,909 You ain't much. 371 00:19:48,378 --> 00:19:50,179 But you ain't nothing. 372 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,515 Shut up, you sexy peach cobbler. 373 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:58,553 I don't deserve cheering up. 374 00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:01,289 Oh! Oh, you want cheering up? 375 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,426 I might have already been eaten by a giant dandelion! 376 00:20:06,629 --> 00:20:08,497 I'm so sorry, baby girl. 377 00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,068 And Haught. 378 00:20:14,704 --> 00:20:16,605 She must hate me most of all. 379 00:20:18,641 --> 00:20:20,809 Wynonna Earp! 380 00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:25,246 Pretty sure that wasn't me. 381 00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:27,148 Nicole Haught, 382 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:30,051 you glorious ginger bitch. 383 00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:31,686 Gimme a big one! 384 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,020 - Argh! - Oh! 385 00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:34,388 I believe it was this one 386 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,123 that lead us back to the woods of Purgatory. 387 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,626 What? You don't remember? 388 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,229 I do. I did. 389 00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:42,263 Shit. 390 00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:43,698 But it's not the same... 391 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,367 ... since when I was last here. 392 00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:47,602 Where do they all go? 393 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,676 Out would be nice. 394 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,691 I know you never ended up watching Friends, 395 00:21:10,693 --> 00:21:14,028 but could this be any more Chernobyl right now? 396 00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:21,636 I'll forget about this, 397 00:21:21,638 --> 00:21:23,337 and you can just forget about the time I slipped you 398 00:21:23,339 --> 00:21:24,438 some Sleeping Beauties. 399 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,673 Wynonna! 400 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,308 Listen, it's ancient history! 401 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,978 It was yesterday! 402 00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:33,414 - Oh, right. - What if I could have helped? 403 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:34,649 Well, we'll never know, 404 00:21:34,651 --> 00:21:36,484 because you left me passed out on the floor! 405 00:21:36,486 --> 00:21:38,085 You couldn't have done anything. 406 00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:39,921 I just jumped off a friggin' train! 407 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,689 They only got in 'cause they're special, 408 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,190 so unless you're like a... 409 00:21:43,192 --> 00:21:45,693 a bisexual angel, or an undead gunslinger... 410 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,461 Oh, no. No, you don't get to be the judge 411 00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:48,703 of who matters and who doesn't. 412 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:50,766 True. 413 00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:53,601 I am just a girl, 414 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,336 standing in front of a cop, 415 00:21:55,338 --> 00:21:58,005 asking her to forgive me for slipping her 416 00:21:58,007 --> 00:21:59,741 a tiny little bit of roof-beer. 417 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,340 Unbelievable. 418 00:22:03,579 --> 00:22:05,880 Nicole, I need you to come with me. 419 00:22:05,882 --> 00:22:08,382 I don't even get where you're going. 420 00:22:08,384 --> 00:22:10,318 To find someone named Valdez, 421 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,553 at a BBD hotspot near Monument. 422 00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:14,889 Okay, and how does that help us find Waverly, 423 00:22:14,891 --> 00:22:16,824 who disappeared up some stairs back that way? 424 00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:19,660 Because we think it leads to another way into the garden. 425 00:22:19,662 --> 00:22:20,929 Another door. 426 00:22:22,565 --> 00:22:23,898 Another door. 427 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,934 Yeah. A back door, if you will. 428 00:22:28,938 --> 00:22:30,539 Okay. Two... 429 00:22:31,607 --> 00:22:33,040 ... powerful women 430 00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:35,309 at death's door! 431 00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:37,178 That's us! 432 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:40,348 See? A pile of random novelty cards would never lie to us. 433 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,583 - Okay. - Ahh! 434 00:22:42,485 --> 00:22:43,719 One condition: 435 00:22:44,854 --> 00:22:47,054 No pranks. No lies. 436 00:22:47,056 --> 00:22:48,422 No going rogue. 437 00:22:48,424 --> 00:22:50,125 Total honesty. 438 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,261 That's like three and a half conditions. 439 00:22:54,163 --> 00:22:56,631 Take it or leave it. And I'm driving. 440 00:22:58,267 --> 00:22:59,568 Fine, Dad. 441 00:23:00,937 --> 00:23:02,436 But yeah, you really are the Daddy. 442 00:23:02,438 --> 00:23:04,572 Okay, shut the box and your trap. 443 00:23:04,574 --> 00:23:06,694 At least you've got your magic gun you can contribute. 444 00:23:08,211 --> 00:23:11,245 Yeah. You, me... 445 00:23:11,247 --> 00:23:13,148 and Peacemaker. 446 00:23:14,283 --> 00:23:15,916 So... 447 00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:18,453 Road Trip! You wanna be Thelma or Louise? 448 00:23:25,995 --> 00:23:27,628 Tacos are tasty. 449 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:28,829 What's that now? 450 00:23:28,831 --> 00:23:30,564 My dad's throne. 451 00:23:30,566 --> 00:23:33,267 The angel who became stone to protect the garden. 452 00:23:33,269 --> 00:23:35,603 To protect it from what? Bulshar is no more. 453 00:23:35,605 --> 00:23:36,937 There's something else. 454 00:23:36,939 --> 00:23:38,774 Yeah, there always is. 455 00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:45,146 No, ma'am. Your keester shall not be sitting upon 456 00:23:45,148 --> 00:23:46,480 this stone-turning chair. 457 00:23:46,482 --> 00:23:49,084 It is my birthright. My legacy. 458 00:23:50,787 --> 00:23:53,287 I don't know why I said that, but... 459 00:23:53,289 --> 00:23:54,955 maybe let's skedaddle. 460 00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:00,328 We are not alone. 461 00:24:28,024 --> 00:24:31,726 I didn't get a warning, so, uh, no chance to clean up. 462 00:24:32,495 --> 00:24:35,496 But thrilled you're here. 463 00:24:35,498 --> 00:24:37,164 And you're both healthy, 464 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,599 that's great. 465 00:24:38,601 --> 00:24:39,667 Great for what? 466 00:24:39,669 --> 00:24:42,603 For you. For it. 467 00:24:42,605 --> 00:24:44,105 For the whole human race. 468 00:24:45,341 --> 00:24:47,341 Holy milkshakes, are you Black Badge? 469 00:24:47,343 --> 00:24:48,410 Was I? 470 00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:50,479 Are you? 471 00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:53,380 Well... 472 00:24:53,382 --> 00:24:54,782 There's no time for orientation, 473 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,016 but that's just how it goes. 474 00:24:56,018 --> 00:24:58,986 So the best way to learn is to just dive right in. 475 00:24:58,988 --> 00:25:00,621 I had to. 476 00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,189 What is this place? 477 00:25:02,191 --> 00:25:03,391 First rule... 478 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,227 Keep her fed. 479 00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:08,396 Blood has to be fresh. 480 00:25:09,232 --> 00:25:11,198 Human. 481 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,101 Oh, here. 482 00:25:19,008 --> 00:25:22,243 Whatever this is, it is not our task. 483 00:25:22,245 --> 00:25:25,045 Please. We need to go home. 484 00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:27,248 Tell us how we can leave! 485 00:25:31,387 --> 00:25:32,887 I'm afraid... 486 00:25:32,889 --> 00:25:35,956 ... there's only one way out of this prison. 487 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:37,592 No, weird guy, no! 488 00:25:41,812 --> 00:25:43,388 Are you out of your mind? 489 00:25:43,390 --> 00:25:44,856 What other option do we have? 490 00:25:44,858 --> 00:25:46,891 This gentleman just self-decapitated! 491 00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:47,992 I'm gonna barf! 492 00:25:47,994 --> 00:25:49,327 Not until we try. 493 00:25:49,329 --> 00:25:51,863 You used your angel gumption to revive Julian! 494 00:25:51,865 --> 00:25:53,365 Doc, he has no head! 495 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,567 Well, the head is right there! 496 00:25:56,569 --> 00:25:57,802 Look... 497 00:25:57,804 --> 00:25:59,504 We need to speak to this man more. 498 00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:00,672 We need answers! 499 00:26:00,674 --> 00:26:02,707 Okay, okay. 500 00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:03,709 Trying. 501 00:26:04,878 --> 00:26:05,878 Uh... 502 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:09,047 Whoever you are... live! 503 00:26:09,049 --> 00:26:12,183 Not working! Not working! 504 00:26:12,185 --> 00:26:13,451 Shit! 505 00:26:21,127 --> 00:26:23,128 Whatever this place is, 506 00:26:25,532 --> 00:26:27,565 it is angry. 507 00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:30,302 Doc, he has hundreds of those scars. 508 00:26:38,278 --> 00:26:40,279 What? Okay... 509 00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:42,715 He said... 510 00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:45,818 ... it needs blood. 511 00:26:47,754 --> 00:26:49,354 But human blood! 512 00:26:49,356 --> 00:26:52,557 Not half-angel or vampire-blood! 513 00:26:52,559 --> 00:26:54,625 Shit! 514 00:26:54,627 --> 00:26:56,462 When life gives you lemons... 515 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,797 ... you get a-squeezing. 516 00:27:02,807 --> 00:27:07,307 _ 517 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:13,293 This place looks like Fyre Festival two. 518 00:27:13,295 --> 00:27:17,115 - What happened? - Typical BBD clusterschmutz. 519 00:27:17,117 --> 00:27:19,517 Take on the supernatural, get your ass handed to you, 520 00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:22,620 then call in a mini Maldito to blow up the evidence. 521 00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:24,723 So where do we think this Valdez is at? 522 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,125 Oh, she dead. 523 00:27:27,127 --> 00:27:30,294 What?! Dude! You promised you'd be honest! 524 00:27:30,296 --> 00:27:32,497 Only after I had already said that. 525 00:27:32,499 --> 00:27:34,165 I didn't promise to go back 526 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,800 and correct other bullshit I'd delivered. 527 00:27:35,802 --> 00:27:37,468 Alright, come on, Haught, punch it! 528 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:40,139 Your face, again? Don't tempt me. 529 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,111 Come on! 530 00:27:45,113 --> 00:27:47,847 I just ate a whole bag of buffalo blue cheese combos! 531 00:27:51,985 --> 00:27:53,951 Nice to see you boys getting along. 532 00:27:53,953 --> 00:27:55,486 Well, without a head, 533 00:27:55,488 --> 00:27:57,222 technically it's a 61. 534 00:27:58,207 --> 00:28:00,409 Best use him up while he's still fresh. 535 00:28:01,327 --> 00:28:03,594 Would hate for all this perfectly good food 536 00:28:03,596 --> 00:28:04,662 to go to waste. 537 00:28:04,664 --> 00:28:07,298 Food? Doc, you're doing great, 538 00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:09,902 but maybe I should just, you know, take this. 539 00:28:13,339 --> 00:28:15,206 Bought us more time. 540 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:17,375 Not sure how much, but well, 541 00:28:17,377 --> 00:28:19,243 at least we can give this poor fella a break. 542 00:28:20,547 --> 00:28:21,613 Doc? 543 00:28:22,682 --> 00:28:24,183 Fang-nabbit. 544 00:28:29,522 --> 00:28:31,923 Bet this was a fun place to work. 545 00:28:31,925 --> 00:28:34,693 BBD isn't exactly known for their feng shui. 546 00:28:36,763 --> 00:28:38,396 Hang on, hang on. 547 00:28:38,398 --> 00:28:40,432 Let me have a sip of thinking juice, here. 548 00:28:42,035 --> 00:28:44,368 Is that Julian's ring? How did you... ? 549 00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:47,005 At home. Where you left it. 550 00:28:47,772 --> 00:28:49,373 So, Ms. No-more-secrets, 551 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:52,477 what aren't you telling me, hmm? 552 00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:53,912 Waverly proposed to me. 553 00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:56,323 And? 554 00:28:56,325 --> 00:29:00,485 And I believe the Romans called it Wynonnus Interruptus. 555 00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:01,919 It is more effective than the pill, 556 00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:03,221 and a lot cheaper. 557 00:29:03,223 --> 00:29:05,223 That's not how lesbian-ing works, Wynonna. 558 00:29:05,225 --> 00:29:06,959 So? Is it a yes? 559 00:29:08,361 --> 00:29:10,362 Like I'm gonna tell you first. 560 00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:17,935 Sniper fire. Whoa, hey! 561 00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:20,137 Save your bullets. We don't know where the shots are coming from. 562 00:29:20,139 --> 00:29:22,306 - Uh, excuse me. - Yeah? 563 00:29:22,308 --> 00:29:23,475 That's not Peacemaker. 564 00:29:25,445 --> 00:29:27,311 It's a... It's a funny story. 565 00:29:27,313 --> 00:29:30,047 So you also lied to me about not lying?! 566 00:29:30,049 --> 00:29:31,916 Can we just focus on the bastard 567 00:29:31,918 --> 00:29:33,918 who's just murdered my whiskey? 568 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,286 Okay, sure. 569 00:29:35,288 --> 00:29:37,255 Holster Doc's gun. 570 00:29:37,257 --> 00:29:39,390 You're going to help Daddy find him. 571 00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:41,460 Ooh, that actually felt really good. 572 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,166 Are you okay? 573 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:52,905 I have composed myself. 574 00:29:55,074 --> 00:29:58,709 I was certain North was that way, 575 00:29:58,711 --> 00:30:01,445 but then the sun was coming from that way, 576 00:30:01,447 --> 00:30:03,248 so it cannot be. 577 00:30:06,252 --> 00:30:07,653 You built a fire. 578 00:30:09,055 --> 00:30:11,990 Did I? Or was it already here? 579 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,427 How long have we been here? 580 00:30:16,262 --> 00:30:18,396 We must find a way out. 581 00:30:18,398 --> 00:30:19,531 Soon. 582 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:22,701 What we need now is rest. 583 00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:25,370 If it's alright, 584 00:30:26,272 --> 00:30:28,373 I feel like talking a little longer. 585 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:32,644 I need to atone for my recent history. 586 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:36,214 We've all done bad things to one another. 587 00:30:37,650 --> 00:30:39,518 You never seem to. 588 00:30:40,687 --> 00:30:42,387 You're being forgetful. 589 00:30:43,823 --> 00:30:44,823 Or kind. 590 00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:49,394 What is important is that you came, 591 00:30:50,697 --> 00:30:53,031 and that we're both gonna get back to them. 592 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,367 Yes. You are right. 593 00:30:56,369 --> 00:30:59,905 Neither Earp nor Haught will leave any stone unturned. 594 00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:03,803 It is Nicole, right? 595 00:31:03,805 --> 00:31:04,805 And Wynonna? 596 00:31:08,514 --> 00:31:10,315 Wynonna Earp. 597 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:15,287 Yeah. 598 00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:17,823 Yeah, it's Nicole. 599 00:31:19,192 --> 00:31:21,892 She's the sheriff with... 600 00:31:21,894 --> 00:31:24,596 ... red hair, brown eyes. 601 00:31:25,365 --> 00:31:26,398 Stetson. 602 00:31:27,367 --> 00:31:29,033 Nicole Haught. 603 00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:32,137 Nicole Haught, the red hair, the brown eyes... 604 00:31:33,573 --> 00:31:36,607 I can't believe you didn't tell me about Peacemaker. 605 00:31:36,609 --> 00:31:38,442 Would you be here if I did? 606 00:31:38,444 --> 00:31:40,611 Now shut it, I have to focus. 607 00:31:42,115 --> 00:31:45,083 Float like a butterface, swing like a three... some. 608 00:31:46,552 --> 00:31:48,719 Clear eyes, full bra, can't lose. 609 00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:50,721 Just zig-zag. 610 00:31:50,723 --> 00:31:51,723 You'll be fine. 611 00:31:56,729 --> 00:31:58,162 Come at me bro! 612 00:32:01,334 --> 00:32:04,869 Is that the best you got? Come on, bring it, man! 613 00:32:04,871 --> 00:32:06,704 I got you right where I want you. 614 00:32:10,109 --> 00:32:11,609 Ahh! Okay, that was close. 615 00:32:11,611 --> 00:32:12,978 Haught! Any time! 616 00:32:13,746 --> 00:32:16,347 Zig-zagging does nothing! 617 00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:18,917 Hurry up, hurry up! 618 00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:21,253 Behind you. 619 00:32:24,424 --> 00:32:26,090 They always look. 620 00:32:26,092 --> 00:32:28,092 You took your sweet time. 621 00:32:28,094 --> 00:32:29,460 You're still alive. 622 00:32:29,462 --> 00:32:31,495 Well, the next time someone has to risk their lives, 623 00:32:31,497 --> 00:32:33,764 - you're it! - Yeah, fine, no problem! 624 00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:35,566 I mean, as long as I haven't been roofied again 625 00:32:35,568 --> 00:32:36,668 by my best friend! 626 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,544 I've never had a best friend. 627 00:32:41,074 --> 00:32:42,674 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 628 00:32:44,477 --> 00:32:46,477 God, you are such an... 629 00:32:46,479 --> 00:32:47,612 Earp. 630 00:32:54,954 --> 00:32:56,088 Oh... 631 00:32:56,889 --> 00:32:58,789 Congratulations, Haught. 632 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:01,259 You cold cocked a cast member of Little Women. 633 00:33:05,932 --> 00:33:07,466 Valdez. 634 00:33:10,603 --> 00:33:12,585 Wait 'til Waves hears you took out a toddler. 635 00:33:12,587 --> 00:33:14,653 Who was trying to shoot you. 636 00:33:14,655 --> 00:33:16,422 And you call yourself a feminist. 637 00:33:16,424 --> 00:33:18,591 Hey, um, any thoughts on what to do about this? 638 00:33:18,593 --> 00:33:22,094 This girl obviously knows Dr. Gloria Valdez. 639 00:33:22,096 --> 00:33:23,762 And you said she was killed in act... 640 00:33:23,764 --> 00:33:25,065 Shh. 641 00:33:28,803 --> 00:33:30,069 This is child abuse. 642 00:33:30,071 --> 00:33:31,571 Not if you're over sixteen. 643 00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:34,907 Hope you feel super dupes about getting the drop on me. 644 00:33:34,909 --> 00:33:36,942 - You shot at us. - You were trespassing. 645 00:33:36,944 --> 00:33:38,577 Well, we didn't know anyone lived here. 646 00:33:38,579 --> 00:33:40,647 Oh! Well, now you do! You're welcome. 647 00:33:40,649 --> 00:33:41,882 Alright. 648 00:33:41,884 --> 00:33:43,918 We need your help getting into a secret government lab 649 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,621 that's somewhere in your warm and welcoming home. 650 00:33:46,623 --> 00:33:48,323 You want intel? 651 00:33:48,325 --> 00:33:49,725 It's gonna cost you. 652 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:54,763 Cash? 653 00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:56,297 What am I supposed to do with that? 654 00:33:56,299 --> 00:33:58,590 Look around, Ketchup and Mustard. 655 00:33:58,592 --> 00:34:00,627 My grocery store is a dumpster. 656 00:34:04,608 --> 00:34:05,740 Ah? 657 00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:07,441 Is that made with ethically sourced palm oil? 658 00:34:07,443 --> 00:34:09,444 Oh, just eat it. You're clearly starving. 659 00:34:09,446 --> 00:34:11,079 I still have a code. 660 00:34:11,081 --> 00:34:14,916 Well, the code better be to Dr. Gloria Valdez's lab. 661 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:15,918 Never heard of her. 662 00:34:17,254 --> 00:34:18,987 That's mine. 663 00:34:18,989 --> 00:34:20,156 Then, talk. 664 00:34:21,858 --> 00:34:23,191 Hey. 665 00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:24,626 Killie Bobby Brown. 666 00:34:24,628 --> 00:34:29,264 We think Dr. Gloria Valdez can help us save my family. 667 00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:30,832 I really doubt that, 668 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:32,601 since she took off on her own. 669 00:34:34,621 --> 00:34:36,155 Gloria Valdez is your mother. 670 00:34:37,874 --> 00:34:39,541 I'm sorry. 671 00:34:39,543 --> 00:34:41,709 Why? You don't know me. 672 00:34:41,711 --> 00:34:44,079 I know what it's like to have parents flake out on you. 673 00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:46,316 But you said you're here to help protect your family. 674 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,316 Not my parents. My sister. 675 00:34:48,318 --> 00:34:51,019 I would do literally anything... 676 00:34:51,021 --> 00:34:52,388 to keep her safe. 677 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:56,691 So listen, help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez... 678 00:34:56,693 --> 00:34:58,359 Wynonna... 679 00:34:58,361 --> 00:35:00,728 Okay. I know where the lab is. 680 00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:02,797 - I can get you in. - Clever girl. 681 00:35:02,799 --> 00:35:04,466 Actually, it's Rachel. 682 00:35:04,468 --> 00:35:05,568 Okie dokie. 683 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,403 Okay, but high key, 684 00:35:08,405 --> 00:35:11,005 follow me closely and keep your mouths shut. 685 00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:12,140 Okay. 686 00:35:12,142 --> 00:35:13,708 This would've been so much easier 687 00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:15,942 if Dolls's files had, like, a map of the building. 688 00:35:15,944 --> 00:35:17,277 Yeah, it's called a blueprint. 689 00:35:17,279 --> 00:35:20,548 Wait... Xavier Dolls? 690 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:21,717 You know him? 691 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:52,080 Oh poop. 692 00:35:52,082 --> 00:35:53,581 He's jerky. 693 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,851 And I've never been more vegan. 694 00:36:01,892 --> 00:36:03,626 Okay, here goes. 695 00:36:12,135 --> 00:36:13,968 It's friggin' angel blood! 696 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:16,538 Come on you stupid machine, it's the pure stuff! 697 00:36:27,784 --> 00:36:29,884 Waverly. 698 00:36:29,886 --> 00:36:30,886 Hello? 699 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,166 There was a big accident at the lab, 700 00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,403 and Black Badge gassed the whole thing for containment. 701 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:49,971 Dolls was the one that made me leave. 702 00:36:49,973 --> 00:36:51,340 Even without my mom. 703 00:36:52,108 --> 00:36:54,442 Probably the right call, I mean, he pretty much saved me. 704 00:36:54,444 --> 00:36:55,543 Me too. 705 00:36:55,545 --> 00:36:56,711 Me three. 706 00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:58,446 He was an incredible soldier. 707 00:36:58,448 --> 00:36:59,481 Was? 708 00:37:00,317 --> 00:37:03,887 Man, sometimes life is a real backpack of balls. 709 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,289 Can we keep her, Daddy? 710 00:37:06,323 --> 00:37:08,022 Rachel, what kind of gas? 711 00:37:08,024 --> 00:37:10,358 All Dolls said was that it was dangerous 712 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,061 and it didn't do what BBD thought it would. 713 00:37:15,365 --> 00:37:17,332 No more talking from now on, 714 00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:18,533 and stay close. 715 00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:21,002 Whatever you do, do not step on the grates. 716 00:37:21,004 --> 00:37:22,803 Why? What happens if you step on... 717 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,940 I am so serious. Shut your mouth. 718 00:37:25,942 --> 00:37:27,209 Hey, yo, we get it. 719 00:37:29,279 --> 00:37:31,547 Why do we have to be quiet if everyone's dead? 720 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:57,637 _ 721 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:20,395 Whatever my mom was working on, 722 00:38:20,397 --> 00:38:22,497 the lab, it's through there. 723 00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:24,032 You haven't been inside? 724 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,934 Never. The big glass door's locked. 725 00:38:26,936 --> 00:38:28,570 How locked can a glass door be? 726 00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:32,240 Wow, these guys did not find a great work-life balance. 727 00:38:32,242 --> 00:38:34,942 BBD gassed their own employees. 728 00:38:34,944 --> 00:38:36,277 But... 729 00:38:36,279 --> 00:38:37,849 not all of them, right? 730 00:38:37,851 --> 00:38:39,539 I mean, as far as I can tell from here, 731 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:41,709 my mom's not one of those bodies. 732 00:38:41,711 --> 00:38:42,911 You came back for her. 733 00:38:45,422 --> 00:38:48,089 Rachel, that's really brave. 734 00:38:48,091 --> 00:38:49,624 So like, now what? 735 00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:52,093 How do we get to the lab? It's in the basement. 736 00:38:52,095 --> 00:38:53,294 Basement? 737 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:55,098 Well, I guess some ropes, 738 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,135 some makeshift pulleys, I can belay Wynonna down first. 739 00:39:00,470 --> 00:39:02,638 Hey, does that guy look weird to you? 740 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,372 Beaver blaster in the house! 741 00:39:05,374 --> 00:39:06,741 - Wynonna, what are you... - Duck! 742 00:39:06,743 --> 00:39:08,344 - Duck? - Duck! 743 00:39:09,479 --> 00:39:11,246 No! They'll wake up! 744 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:15,983 Bacon what? 745 00:39:21,224 --> 00:39:25,393 Game on, bitches! Let's go find a hellmou... 746 00:39:26,429 --> 00:39:28,563 That's why I told you to shut up. 747 00:39:28,565 --> 00:39:30,132 Shut up and run! 748 00:39:39,095 --> 00:39:40,496 Why didn't you tell us 749 00:39:40,498 --> 00:39:42,035 there was mutant zombie scientists?! 750 00:39:42,037 --> 00:39:44,161 Beaver-blasted mutant 751 00:39:44,163 --> 00:39:45,763 zombie scientists! Get in here! 752 00:39:47,366 --> 00:39:49,266 I thought you'd bail. 753 00:39:49,268 --> 00:39:50,934 I'm not stupid. 754 00:39:50,936 --> 00:39:52,703 Maybe my mom's okay, maybe she's not. 755 00:39:52,705 --> 00:39:54,538 But I need to know. 756 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,373 And I can't get to her by myself. 757 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,909 Go! 758 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:30,874 Nicole! Where are you?! 759 00:40:30,876 --> 00:40:32,709 Argh! 760 00:40:34,747 --> 00:40:35,913 Wynonna? 761 00:40:51,263 --> 00:40:52,296 Nicole! 762 00:40:53,165 --> 00:40:54,231 Rachel! 763 00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:56,033 Ladies? Hello?! 764 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,669 Guys?! 765 00:40:59,638 --> 00:41:01,171 Ya! Ya! 766 00:41:01,173 --> 00:41:02,973 Ahh! Bad guy! 767 00:41:02,975 --> 00:41:04,174 Ahh! 768 00:41:04,176 --> 00:41:05,843 Wynonna Scissor Hands! 769 00:41:10,082 --> 00:41:11,314 Nicole?! 770 00:41:11,316 --> 00:41:12,849 I'm coming, where are you?! 771 00:41:15,788 --> 00:41:17,254 Nicole?! 772 00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:20,591 Rachel! 773 00:41:29,067 --> 00:41:31,134 Wynonna! 774 00:41:31,136 --> 00:41:32,936 - Oh shit. - You stepped on a grate. 775 00:41:32,938 --> 00:41:35,739 Why did I eat all those goddamn combos? 776 00:41:35,741 --> 00:41:37,542 Nicole, find the portal. 777 00:41:38,510 --> 00:41:39,943 Save Waverly. 778 00:41:39,945 --> 00:41:40,945 Fuck that. 779 00:41:41,806 --> 00:41:44,141 - Like you said, I'm it. - No! 780 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:50,087 If you die, I'll kill you! 781 00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,192 Nicole! 782 00:42:11,844 --> 00:42:14,178 Waverly, you dang fool. 783 00:42:15,714 --> 00:42:17,582 What has she done? 784 00:42:18,617 --> 00:42:19,684 Hello? 785 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,887 Anybody? Hello?! 786 00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:31,562 Hi. 787 00:42:33,065 --> 00:42:34,365 Well, Sheriff Haught. 788 00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:37,935 At least you are wearing a smile. 789 00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:13,087 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -