1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,010 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:28,001 --> 00:01:30,008 _ 3 00:01:37,217 --> 00:01:41,395 You have reached the award winning Eismann Gallery. 4 00:01:41,397 --> 00:01:46,114 We will be closed due to an acute and unexpected infestation 5 00:01:46,116 --> 00:01:50,298 from the 13th of the month until further notice. 6 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,101 Thank you. 7 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:09,083 _ 8 00:02:20,318 --> 00:02:24,318 I'm going to kill that motherfucker. 9 00:02:25,329 --> 00:02:27,316 My bees. 10 00:02:28,407 --> 00:02:29,415 My bees! 11 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,412 My bees. 12 00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:38,412 My bees? 13 00:02:44,423 --> 00:02:46,408 Oh, Rita! 14 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:48,410 Thank God, you're home. 15 00:02:48,412 --> 00:02:49,509 Mickey. 16 00:02:49,511 --> 00:02:51,407 You look a fright, what's the matter? 17 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:52,813 The long and short of it is 18 00:02:52,815 --> 00:02:55,401 Isabel got run over by a tractor trailer. 19 00:02:55,403 --> 00:02:58,174 - How awful... - I was gonna cancel the show 20 00:02:58,176 --> 00:03:00,395 but then I'd have to eat the deposit on the theater and... 21 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,868 What do you say? 22 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:04,415 Can you take over the role of the Blob Lady? 23 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:07,746 Mickey, a cast is a team. 24 00:03:07,748 --> 00:03:10,357 When one of our ranks falls, it's up to the others 25 00:03:10,359 --> 00:03:12,371 - to carry... - It's a yes or no question, doll. 26 00:03:12,373 --> 00:03:16,877 Yes! I'd be honored for the good of the team. 27 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:17,881 Thanks, kid. 28 00:03:19,515 --> 00:03:21,511 You're welcome. 29 00:03:22,366 --> 00:03:23,374 Mother. 30 00:03:24,377 --> 00:03:26,360 What are you doing here? 31 00:03:26,362 --> 00:03:27,804 Saving your career. 32 00:03:27,806 --> 00:03:29,055 What else? 33 00:03:29,057 --> 00:03:30,568 I beg your pardon. 34 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,369 I beg your pardon. 35 00:03:32,371 --> 00:03:33,706 Don't you dare 36 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,703 put on those airs with me, 37 00:03:35,705 --> 00:03:37,364 Gertrude Cramp. 38 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:38,376 I hope you know 39 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:41,372 you weren't Mickey's first choice to replace that little harpy. 40 00:03:42,366 --> 00:03:44,365 But I changed her mind. 41 00:03:47,057 --> 00:03:48,674 Changed her mind, how? 42 00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:51,361 I think we both know the answer to that. 43 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,365 Bullshit! 44 00:04:10,363 --> 00:04:11,366 What's up? 45 00:04:12,364 --> 00:04:13,376 Nothing. 46 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,379 Um... 47 00:04:15,371 --> 00:04:16,372 It's just... 48 00:04:17,569 --> 00:04:19,565 when you said you live with a mummy, 49 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:21,369 I thought you were exaggerating. 50 00:04:22,401 --> 00:04:23,412 Oh, hell no. 51 00:04:23,414 --> 00:04:26,327 If anything, I downplayed most of what I told you about this place. 52 00:04:26,329 --> 00:04:27,370 Come on. 53 00:04:27,372 --> 00:04:28,374 Yo, Larry! 54 00:04:31,336 --> 00:04:32,812 You okay? 55 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:36,359 Not since the early '60s, no. 56 00:04:39,364 --> 00:04:41,373 Uh, this is Roni. 57 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:42,412 Hey. 58 00:04:42,414 --> 00:04:43,417 Hello. 59 00:04:46,362 --> 00:04:47,363 We'll just... 60 00:04:47,365 --> 00:04:49,268 let you keep doing... 61 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:50,370 whatever. 62 00:04:50,372 --> 00:04:52,893 We're looking for Niles, you know where he is? 63 00:04:52,895 --> 00:04:53,895 Space. 64 00:04:55,099 --> 00:04:56,201 As in, outer? 65 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,373 Mmm-hmm. 66 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:00,361 Any idea when he'll be back? 67 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,373 Come on. 68 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:09,368 Bye. 69 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:20,373 My bees. 70 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,580 My bees! 71 00:05:22,378 --> 00:05:24,358 My bees. 72 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,924 - My bees? - Hey, Rita! 73 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,923 You have got to try this frittata. 74 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:29,926 They will change your life. 75 00:05:29,928 --> 00:05:30,929 This is Roni, by the way. 76 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,416 - Hello. - Hi. 77 00:05:33,412 --> 00:05:35,368 And which one are you? 78 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,364 Oh, my God, you're Rita Farr. 79 00:05:40,696 --> 00:05:42,003 I'm sorry. 80 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:43,201 I'm Miranda. 81 00:05:43,203 --> 00:05:45,615 - Hmm. - Apparently she's an amazing cook. 82 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:47,468 Where's Jane? 83 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:49,375 She's taking some time for herself. 84 00:05:49,377 --> 00:05:51,553 Really? 85 00:05:51,555 --> 00:05:54,064 I just can't believe I'm actually talking to you right now. 86 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:56,056 I'm such a big fan. 87 00:05:56,058 --> 00:05:59,371 Oh, don't be nervous, dear. 88 00:05:59,373 --> 00:06:02,379 Celebrities are just like regular people. 89 00:06:02,381 --> 00:06:04,260 Well, not really. 90 00:06:04,262 --> 00:06:05,281 What's with the get-up? 91 00:06:06,358 --> 00:06:09,369 I'm preparing for a role in a local production. 92 00:06:09,371 --> 00:06:11,075 The Cloverton beekeeper 93 00:06:11,077 --> 00:06:13,673 has graciously agreed to let me shadow her today. 94 00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:17,469 I also had to subscribe to her Honey of the Month club. 95 00:06:18,374 --> 00:06:21,364 Are those pancakes I see? 96 00:06:21,366 --> 00:06:23,370 I made them special for Dorothy... 97 00:06:23,372 --> 00:06:25,360 as a peace offering. 98 00:06:25,362 --> 00:06:26,381 I want her to know that 99 00:06:26,383 --> 00:06:27,699 everyone in the Underground 100 00:06:27,701 --> 00:06:29,824 wants to find a way to work through this, together. 101 00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:31,933 - What's the Underground? - Oh, it's a place, uh... 102 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:33,977 inside Jane's mind. 103 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,975 Anyone know where Dorothy is? 104 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:37,371 Yeah, space. 105 00:06:37,373 --> 00:06:39,372 - Chief's on it. - Oh. 106 00:06:39,374 --> 00:06:40,977 I best be off. 107 00:06:43,364 --> 00:06:44,370 Okay. Um... 108 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:47,559 Okay, I've seen a lot of shit. 109 00:06:47,561 --> 00:06:48,561 But this... 110 00:06:49,373 --> 00:06:51,369 y'all ain't right. 111 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:54,371 I wish I could say you get used to it, but... 112 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:58,377 _ 113 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:00,358 What is it? 114 00:07:01,226 --> 00:07:02,432 It's a crate, Larry. 115 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,358 Did anyone else just feel something weird go up their nose? 116 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,422 Or is that some status quo shit around here too? 117 00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:27,672 - I felt it. - Yeah. 118 00:07:27,674 --> 00:07:29,373 Okay. 119 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:32,565 - Let's open this bad boy up and see what's what. - Wait. 120 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:36,362 It says "do not open" on the front 121 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:38,809 and on the side... 122 00:07:38,811 --> 00:07:39,941 and on the back. 123 00:07:39,943 --> 00:07:43,379 Maybe we should wait for Niles. Yeah. 124 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,365 Yeah, I'm with Vic. 125 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,361 I... I can't explain it but it... 126 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:49,360 It feels like a really good idea 127 00:07:49,362 --> 00:07:50,362 to open that crate. 128 00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:52,368 Yeah. Me too. 129 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:54,358 Well, let's get this party started. 130 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,360 No, no, wait. 131 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,370 Is that the painting that ate Danny? 132 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:04,358 Hold on. 133 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,359 Where's Mr. Nobody and the Beard Hunter? 134 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,429 That's too bad. 135 00:08:10,431 --> 00:08:12,830 I was really looking forward to catching up with those guys. 136 00:08:12,832 --> 00:08:15,820 Oh, yeah, that would have been nice. 137 00:08:19,027 --> 00:08:22,028 Slept all the way through our landing, didn't you? 138 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:24,026 Dream well, dear girl. 139 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,363 I'll be back. 140 00:08:50,589 --> 00:08:55,549 _ 141 00:09:05,366 --> 00:09:06,371 Fine! 142 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:08,240 I'll fucking walk. 143 00:09:11,373 --> 00:09:15,370 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 144 00:09:15,372 --> 00:09:19,362 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 145 00:09:19,364 --> 00:09:21,363 God damn, mother... Piece of shit. 146 00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,738 I'm going to kill him. 147 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:26,211 I'm gonna kill him. 148 00:09:26,213 --> 00:09:27,365 I... 149 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,373 am going... 150 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:30,381 to kill... 151 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:34,207 What the fuck? 152 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:36,376 Get back! Fuck! 153 00:09:36,378 --> 00:09:38,371 I'm going to kill him. 154 00:09:38,373 --> 00:09:40,256 I'm gonna kill that bird. 155 00:09:40,258 --> 00:09:42,467 Then I'm gonna fucking kill him. 156 00:09:48,886 --> 00:09:50,881 Good morning. 157 00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:53,366 Morning. 158 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:56,363 You must be the actress. 159 00:09:56,365 --> 00:09:57,976 Actress, storyteller, 160 00:09:57,978 --> 00:09:59,429 student of character, 161 00:09:59,431 --> 00:10:00,786 pleasure to meet you. 162 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:02,087 Mmm. 163 00:10:02,089 --> 00:10:04,369 Are they gonna have real bees on stage? 164 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,361 No, I don't think so. 165 00:10:06,363 --> 00:10:07,772 Don't need the outfit, then. 166 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,367 A ballerina doesn't wear a tutu to a bowling alley. 167 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,360 Terrific point. 168 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,367 What you writing? 169 00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:16,365 I like to take notes. 170 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:19,374 Every bit helps me prepare for my monolog. 171 00:10:19,376 --> 00:10:20,381 Monolog? 172 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,567 The script you sent me only had one line. 173 00:10:23,569 --> 00:10:24,774 "My bees". 174 00:10:24,776 --> 00:10:27,596 Why say it in one line, when you can say it in seven. 175 00:10:27,598 --> 00:10:30,709 There is so much more to your story, I know it. 176 00:10:30,711 --> 00:10:31,961 Not really. 177 00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:33,286 The only reason I'm in this... 178 00:10:33,288 --> 00:10:35,364 Rhiannon, where you think you're going? 179 00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:37,186 Don't forget that honey jar. 180 00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:40,974 Got to get Mr. Fusco 181 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:45,266 something sweet so that you don't flunk biology again! 182 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,366 You really shouldn't do that. 183 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:50,897 - Do what? - That. 184 00:10:50,899 --> 00:10:52,366 The honey. 185 00:10:52,368 --> 00:10:55,358 Using bribery to open doors for your daughter. 186 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,502 Trust me, that girl's as dumb as shit. 187 00:10:58,504 --> 00:11:00,802 Ain't no jar of honey gonna get her into Yale. 188 00:11:00,804 --> 00:11:02,377 She's your daughter! 189 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:05,362 How dare you say that about her? 190 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:08,375 She's more than just a honey jar. 191 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,367 She is a person... 192 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,774 with hopes and dreams... 193 00:11:14,218 --> 00:11:15,221 and potential. 194 00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:19,374 Not bad, Ms. Monolog. 195 00:11:19,376 --> 00:11:20,794 That coffee tastes like piss. 196 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:21,996 I'm gonna get a beer. 197 00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:23,371 You want a beer? 198 00:11:23,373 --> 00:11:25,364 - Mmm-hmm. - Yeah. 199 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:36,359 Everything all right, Larry? 200 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,669 Well, not really. 201 00:11:37,671 --> 00:11:40,364 Look, I... I don't like to burden people with my problems. 202 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,707 But you seem like someone I can really open up to. 203 00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:46,360 You know? 204 00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:49,562 My grandson is in the hospital 205 00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:52,365 and my family doesn't want me to see him, 206 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:55,366 mostly because I'm the reason he's in the hospital. 207 00:11:55,368 --> 00:11:56,368 Hmm. 208 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,187 Your family will understand... 209 00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,360 in time. 210 00:12:02,362 --> 00:12:04,372 You just have to give them a little space. 211 00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:07,376 Yup. 212 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,499 I should go visit them. 213 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:10,536 You could. 214 00:12:10,538 --> 00:12:13,245 But that would be the opposite 215 00:12:13,247 --> 00:12:15,397 of giving them space. 216 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:16,399 Ah. 217 00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:23,480 Jane once told me 218 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:26,368 never to ask her other personas for favors... 219 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,830 but you just seem so sweet 220 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,369 and I really need to talk to Flit, right now. 221 00:12:34,364 --> 00:12:35,378 Of course. 222 00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:43,570 Hi, I'm here to visit Dex Trainor. 223 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,002 Sorry. 224 00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:50,057 The family isn't taking any visitors right now. 225 00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:51,073 No, it's okay. 226 00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:52,164 - I'm his grandfather... - Freeze! 227 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:53,806 - Oh, shit. - Hands behind your heads! 228 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,064 Get down on your knees! 229 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,452 One sec, I got an idea. 230 00:13:02,369 --> 00:13:04,371 Maybe this was a mistake. 231 00:13:04,373 --> 00:13:05,821 Now my family hates me. 232 00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:07,717 The Bureau of Normalcy is hunting me. 233 00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:10,366 I could never just walk in to a hospital. 234 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:15,294 Unless... 235 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,382 Hello, 236 00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:35,996 I'm Dr. Larry Trainor and I'm here to check on my grand... 237 00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:37,017 Um... 238 00:13:37,019 --> 00:13:38,374 - I mean... patient. - Patient. 239 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:39,387 De... 240 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:41,268 Dex Trainor. 241 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,642 Um, could you remind me where he's being treated? 242 00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:44,701 Um... 243 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:45,705 Stat. 244 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,372 Don't worry. 245 00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:51,600 They're never going to see through our disguise. 246 00:13:53,553 --> 00:13:55,163 Um... 247 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:56,375 Flit? 248 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,658 - Oh, you gotta be kidding me. - Fuck. 249 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,387 Hold on, wait. 250 00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,371 We can't do this right now. 251 00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:10,368 - Why not? - Because we came here to try and fix you. 252 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,884 Well, yeah, but your... 253 00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,372 grandpa... 254 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,378 dad... 255 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,367 friend, he's not here. 256 00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:17,374 Remember? 257 00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:19,366 - He's in space. - It doesn't matter, we don't need him. 258 00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:21,021 He's actually a pretty bad scientist. 259 00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:24,371 And I'm carrying around the most advanced AI system on the planet. 260 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,540 I could fix you myself. 261 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,368 What's up? 262 00:14:30,618 --> 00:14:33,925 Well, Vic's just offered to perform surgery on me. 263 00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:36,911 Like, himself? 264 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:40,781 - Oh, anything we can do to help? - Hell, yeah. 265 00:14:40,783 --> 00:14:43,366 You're already dressed like doctors. 266 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:46,608 You ready? 267 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,485 Booyah. 268 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,969 Booyah. 269 00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:51,900 Should probably get you something to bite down on first. 270 00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:53,735 - Good idea. - Hey, again. 271 00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:56,376 Sorry, I know I'm new. 272 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:59,374 But are you guys absolutely sure this is a good idea? 273 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,381 Yes. 274 00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,698 I've never been more certain of anything in my whole life. 275 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,363 It just seems... 276 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,887 that everyone, including Flit, 277 00:15:07,889 --> 00:15:10,878 has been acting strangely, since this morning. 278 00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:16,368 You're right, Nicer-Jane. 279 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,372 I have been acting strangely. 280 00:15:18,374 --> 00:15:19,478 But I think I know why. 281 00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:21,684 Roni, 282 00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:23,680 I know we haven't been dating very long, 283 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:26,382 I mean, we only slept together two and a half times... 284 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,370 but I just can't pretend anymore. 285 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:30,722 I love you. 286 00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:34,374 Aw! 287 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,372 Cut me open, you big softy. 288 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,577 Oh, you fucking twats. 289 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,377 You did it, didn't you? 290 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,882 You opened the box. 291 00:15:45,884 --> 00:15:48,732 The one that's marked "do not open" 292 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:49,780 on the front, 293 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,378 the back and the sides. 294 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,736 All caps. 295 00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:53,885 Underlined. 296 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,474 I thought it was more of a suggestion 297 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,718 as opposed to a hard rule. 298 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,818 Anyone else infected? 299 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,726 Infected? With what? 300 00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:01,351 - The love bug. - The love bug. 301 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,388 Scants. 302 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,194 The painting was crawling with them 303 00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:09,853 when we traded it to Horst Eismann, 304 00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:11,059 although we didn't know it. 305 00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:13,572 Now, that old Swiss bastard's entire collection 306 00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:15,110 is crawling with the buggers. 307 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,476 Only way to clear 'em out 308 00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:17,690 is to kill the queen. 309 00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:18,773 If I don't, 310 00:16:18,775 --> 00:16:22,373 Eismann's gonna feed my ass to a zombified alicorn. 311 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,174 - What? - Uh, first of all... 312 00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:25,385 Nice butthole? 313 00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:26,861 Really makes your eyes pop. 314 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,382 And second, what exactly are Scants? 315 00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:32,381 Niles has an old Templar slideshow in his study. 316 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,584 It'll tell you everything you need to know. 317 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:39,374 Now, just sit tight 318 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:41,380 and watch telly till Mommy gets back. 319 00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:42,385 All right, loves? 320 00:16:43,516 --> 00:16:45,515 God help you morons. 321 00:16:48,622 --> 00:16:50,628 - Scants and You. - _ 322 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:54,210 Have you ever seen a Scant? 323 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:55,377 Well, I have. 324 00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,890 And I'd like to tell you all about them. 325 00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:01,900 Scants are pink humanoid pests. 326 00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:04,393 Odd-looking fellows, aren't they? 327 00:17:04,395 --> 00:17:07,547 Scants adhere to a social hierarchy 328 00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:08,908 similar to bees. 329 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,120 There's a queen 330 00:17:10,122 --> 00:17:12,385 and the faithful drones that serve her. 331 00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:14,381 Just how do they serve her? 332 00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,387 I'm so glad you asked. 333 00:17:16,389 --> 00:17:19,374 Scants place bad ideas in your head. 334 00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:23,375 When your brain accepts the bad ideas as good ideas, 335 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,013 a pink viscous substance 336 00:17:25,015 --> 00:17:28,374 called Idyat secretes from your ears. 337 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:31,382 Idyat, however, is only visible to Scants. 338 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,380 The Scants harvest the Idyat 339 00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:36,375 and refine it into its most potent form, 340 00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:38,388 known as Uma Jelly. 341 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,379 The queen then feeds upon the Uma Jelly, 342 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:44,922 which gives her a variety of extraordinary powers. 343 00:17:44,924 --> 00:17:48,145 The only way to clear a Scant infestation 344 00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:49,593 is to kill the queen. 345 00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:52,506 If you discover a Scant infestation, 346 00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:54,122 under no circumstances 347 00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:56,170 should you approach it 348 00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:58,391 unless you have the proper equipment. 349 00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:02,379 Becoming infected by Scants is extremely dangerous, 350 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:06,376 as the bad ideas will compound and lead to death... 351 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,388 dismemberment... 352 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,378 and more death. 353 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,173 Thank you for your kind attention. 354 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,584 We here at the Knights Templar 355 00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:15,507 hope you have a wonderful, Scant-free day. 356 00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:17,502 This makes so much sense. 357 00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:20,375 You guys are infected. 358 00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,388 Mmm, I don't think so. 359 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,380 What? 360 00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:27,384 You were about to operate on Roni. 361 00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:28,892 He had a lab coat on. 362 00:18:28,894 --> 00:18:30,375 Good thing we did. 363 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,273 Now we can help Willoughby kill the Scant queen. 364 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:35,382 - Yes! Great idea. - Vic. Larry. 365 00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:38,596 I applaud your heroic spirit. 366 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:42,985 But I think it's best if we sit this one out. 367 00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:43,987 Miranda. 368 00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:46,382 You're great. 369 00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:49,373 Like, really, really great. 370 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,377 You are so great. 371 00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:55,375 But we're gonna need more of a can-do attitude from you. 372 00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:02,384 Okay. 373 00:19:02,386 --> 00:19:03,883 - We'll do it. - Yes! 374 00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,371 But, before we go into that painting, 375 00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:08,378 we should come up with a plan, first. 376 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,382 Yeah. 377 00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:12,385 Okay. 378 00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:18,919 Guys? 379 00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:26,383 Fuck, fuck! 380 00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:29,071 Fucker ejects me into space? 381 00:20:29,073 --> 00:20:30,392 What kinda person does that? 382 00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:33,387 Asshole person, that's who! 383 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:35,378 Has no business looking after a kid. 384 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,383 None! 385 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:39,378 I ought to do Dorothy and the entire planet a favor 386 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,390 by killing the shit out of him. 387 00:20:41,392 --> 00:20:44,626 Yeah, first I'll eject him into space, 388 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:46,040 then I'll find his stupid body, 389 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,378 rip off his stupid head 390 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,095 and take a mother of all craps down his neck-hole. 391 00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:53,378 Except I can't shit anymore. 392 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,296 Shit! Okay. New plan! 393 00:20:55,298 --> 00:20:57,349 Eject him into space, find his body 394 00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:59,167 and a Great Dane with giardia, 395 00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:01,170 have it take a shit down his neck-hole! 396 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,235 Yes! 397 00:21:02,237 --> 00:21:03,751 Revenge by Marmaduke. 398 00:21:03,753 --> 00:21:04,821 It's happening! 399 00:21:06,511 --> 00:21:07,514 The fuck? 400 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,677 What the fucking fuck? 401 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,761 Okay, okay, it's stuck, 402 00:21:12,763 --> 00:21:14,557 first time something like this has happened. 403 00:21:20,565 --> 00:21:21,565 Okay. 404 00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:23,386 Here we go. 405 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,713 Come on. 406 00:21:26,563 --> 00:21:29,562 Move, you stupid asshole legs. 407 00:21:29,564 --> 00:21:32,555 Motherfucker! 408 00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:41,563 Seeing one's mother as a sexual being is traumatic enough. 409 00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:44,560 Seeing her get rigorously boffed by one's producer 410 00:21:44,562 --> 00:21:47,175 - is a whole other basket of cheese. - I'll bet. 411 00:21:47,177 --> 00:21:49,465 Look, I'm no big city headshrinker. 412 00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:50,869 But the way I see it, 413 00:21:50,871 --> 00:21:53,213 you're suffering from a whopping case 414 00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:54,511 of imposter syndrome. 415 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:57,307 Believe me, I'm aware. 416 00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:59,313 What I can't figure out is how to... 417 00:21:59,315 --> 00:22:00,571 just move past it. 418 00:22:00,573 --> 00:22:02,210 It might help if you saw things 419 00:22:02,212 --> 00:22:04,252 through your mom's eyes, for a minute. 420 00:22:04,254 --> 00:22:05,711 I highly doubt it. 421 00:22:05,713 --> 00:22:06,895 Humor me. See, 422 00:22:06,897 --> 00:22:08,179 what people don't realize 423 00:22:08,181 --> 00:22:09,332 is that their moms 424 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:10,997 are just as stupid as they are. 425 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:13,969 But because they squeeze the human being through their pee-hole... 426 00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:16,567 they expect them to be super-human. 427 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,569 My, what a way with words you have. 428 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:22,556 A mom can love a kid to the moon and back, 429 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,867 but it doesn't mean that she knows how to express it 430 00:22:24,869 --> 00:22:27,255 in healthy and constructive ways. 431 00:22:27,257 --> 00:22:29,511 So, when your mom boffed... 432 00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:31,501 that producer... 433 00:22:31,503 --> 00:22:33,561 she didn't realize that she was shackling you 434 00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:36,564 with chronic self-doubt. 435 00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:38,564 I believe she did it because she loved you. 436 00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:40,872 Oh, so that's it? 437 00:22:40,874 --> 00:22:44,558 We're just supposed to endure the toxic stupidity of our mothers? 438 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,291 Well, you could... 439 00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:48,296 give her a call and tell her how you feel. 440 00:22:48,298 --> 00:22:50,555 Ugh, she's been dead for ages. 441 00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:52,980 - Oh. - She went peacefully in her sleep. 442 00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:54,570 Unfortunately. 443 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,220 Well, in that case, you need a surrogate. 444 00:22:58,222 --> 00:22:59,365 For what, precisely? 445 00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:00,567 To yell at, dummy. 446 00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:04,022 To say all the crap that you want to dump on your mother. 447 00:23:04,024 --> 00:23:05,426 You want me to yell at you? 448 00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:06,570 No, not me. 449 00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:08,933 "My bees". 450 00:23:09,861 --> 00:23:12,262 You want me to scream at your bees? 451 00:23:12,264 --> 00:23:13,907 It ain't gonna hurt their feelings none. 452 00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:16,554 You can't believe how cathartic it is. 453 00:23:16,556 --> 00:23:18,659 Sometimes I think that's the only thing that's keeping me 454 00:23:18,661 --> 00:23:20,663 from killing that dumb-as-shit kid of mine. 455 00:23:33,574 --> 00:23:36,275 Hey! 456 00:23:36,277 --> 00:23:37,557 Hey. 457 00:23:37,559 --> 00:23:39,555 I know I'm new to the group... 458 00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,558 and I don't know how you handle... 459 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,562 things like this. 460 00:23:42,564 --> 00:23:44,351 Well, typically we just kinda wing it 461 00:23:44,353 --> 00:23:45,564 and everything works out. 462 00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:48,897 And, uh, under typical circumstances 463 00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,567 I'm sure that's a fine way to go. 464 00:23:50,569 --> 00:23:53,557 And... I'm sorry to keep harping on this, 465 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:56,323 but you guys are infected with bad ideas. 466 00:23:56,325 --> 00:23:58,221 So, any strong urges 467 00:23:58,223 --> 00:23:59,559 you might be having 468 00:23:59,561 --> 00:24:01,559 - are probably not good. - Shh! 469 00:24:04,566 --> 00:24:05,567 Beard Hunter? 470 00:24:07,569 --> 00:24:08,569 Cyborg! 471 00:24:10,712 --> 00:24:13,222 - How the heck can you see me? - Hey, wassup, man? 472 00:24:13,224 --> 00:24:14,636 - Oh. - How you doing? 473 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,570 - How am I? - Yeah. 474 00:24:16,572 --> 00:24:19,352 Uh, well, you know, I've been stuck in this friggin' painting, 475 00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:21,563 being hunted by tiny pink eunuchs. 476 00:24:21,565 --> 00:24:23,298 So... 477 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,343 how are you? 478 00:24:24,345 --> 00:24:26,342 Amazing, I'm in love. 479 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:27,836 - With her. - Okay. Yeah. 480 00:24:27,838 --> 00:24:29,828 If we can just keep it down, for cripes' sake, 481 00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:31,305 it's, uh, a little sketch in here. 482 00:24:31,307 --> 00:24:32,558 Hey, where's Mr. Nobody? 483 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,557 Oh, yeah, I would love to meet him. 484 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:36,957 Yeah, well, you know, he got a gig 485 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,954 on some animated bullcrap. 486 00:24:38,956 --> 00:24:41,569 So, haven't seen him since. 487 00:24:41,571 --> 00:24:43,560 Are you infected, too? 488 00:24:43,562 --> 00:24:45,566 With Scants? 489 00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:51,220 No way, Jose. 490 00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:53,090 So you thought it was a good idea 491 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,091 to just paint the front of your body? 492 00:24:56,558 --> 00:24:57,571 Pardon me, gentlemen. 493 00:24:57,573 --> 00:24:59,567 Listen, little lady. 494 00:24:59,569 --> 00:25:02,711 I'm a self-trained shinobi warrior. 495 00:25:02,713 --> 00:25:06,019 And a semi semi-professional, Fortnite streamer. 496 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,024 Okay. 497 00:25:07,026 --> 00:25:09,022 So, if anyone knows how to stay hidden... 498 00:25:11,504 --> 00:25:12,562 Oh, shit. 499 00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:13,564 Scants. 500 00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:14,711 Get behind me, quickly. 501 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:15,745 Quickly, quickly. 502 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:16,747 - Quicker than that. - Beep! 503 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,409 - Help her, she's slow. - Beep! 504 00:25:18,411 --> 00:25:19,981 Don't move, if they see us, we're all dead. 505 00:25:19,983 --> 00:25:21,964 Beep! 506 00:25:22,751 --> 00:25:24,728 Beep! 507 00:25:25,751 --> 00:25:27,729 Beep! 508 00:25:28,743 --> 00:25:29,749 Beep! 509 00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,330 Uh, excuse me. 510 00:25:31,332 --> 00:25:32,514 - What're you doing? - Beep! 511 00:25:32,516 --> 00:25:33,521 Excuse me. 512 00:25:33,523 --> 00:25:34,683 Hi. 513 00:25:34,685 --> 00:25:36,640 I'm Dr. Larry Trainor. 514 00:25:36,642 --> 00:25:37,738 No. 515 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,740 No, that's not right. 516 00:25:38,742 --> 00:25:41,297 Don't worry, guys, I got this. 517 00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:43,459 Name's Vic, aka Cyborg. 518 00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:45,461 We're a rag-tag group of misfit superheroes 519 00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:47,467 hoping to kill your queen. 520 00:25:47,469 --> 00:25:48,909 Can we follow you to your hive? 521 00:25:51,399 --> 00:25:52,403 Guys? 522 00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:53,708 We should start running. 523 00:25:54,481 --> 00:25:55,513 - Beep! - Beep! 524 00:25:55,515 --> 00:25:57,194 - Beep! Beep! Beep! - Nah, it's cool, 525 00:25:57,196 --> 00:25:58,736 they're totally gonna let us follow them. 526 00:25:58,738 --> 00:26:00,432 Because they're taking us hostage. 527 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,742 Come on, you guys. 528 00:26:01,744 --> 00:26:02,748 Keep up. 529 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,747 - Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! - Okay. 530 00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:15,406 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 531 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,742 Can't fucking move! 532 00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:19,333 Can't fucking kill the Chief if I can't fucking move. 533 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,746 Can't get my fucking moving fixed if I fucking kill the Chief. 534 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,746 Fuck! 535 00:26:24,748 --> 00:26:26,007 Whoa. 536 00:26:26,009 --> 00:26:27,210 No way. 537 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:28,742 A talking statue? 538 00:26:28,744 --> 00:26:30,084 I'm not a fucking statue. 539 00:26:30,086 --> 00:26:31,232 I'm a fucking robot. 540 00:26:31,234 --> 00:26:33,156 Whoa, robot? 541 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:34,162 Can you move? 542 00:26:34,164 --> 00:26:36,414 Not at the moment. 543 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:37,740 I don't know, dawg. 544 00:26:37,742 --> 00:26:39,733 Sounds like something a statue would say. 545 00:26:40,739 --> 00:26:42,732 What the... 546 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,507 - Lit. - Hey, uh... my dude. 547 00:26:45,509 --> 00:26:46,742 Could I use your phone? 548 00:26:46,744 --> 00:26:48,229 Maybe so, my friend. 549 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,643 Yeah, maybe so. 550 00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:51,644 But first, could I get you doing a quick shout-out 551 00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:52,743 to my boy Double Grapes? 552 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:53,791 He's gonna trip. 553 00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:54,814 What? No! 554 00:26:54,816 --> 00:26:56,813 Dude, just let me use your fucking phone. 555 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:57,815 Please? 556 00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:01,413 What up, Double Grapes? 557 00:27:01,415 --> 00:27:03,412 It's me, Robotman. 558 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,310 Congratulations on making bail again. 559 00:27:06,312 --> 00:27:07,735 One love. 560 00:27:09,746 --> 00:27:12,742 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 561 00:27:25,482 --> 00:27:27,471 Shit, let's try another number. 562 00:27:27,473 --> 00:27:28,564 Whoa. 563 00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:29,876 One shout-out, one call. 564 00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:31,740 Are you fucking kid... 565 00:27:31,742 --> 00:27:33,148 What up, Thunder Nuts? 566 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:36,367 Sorry to hear that your stepmom is allergic to cats. 567 00:27:36,369 --> 00:27:39,437 Tell her Robotman said, "Go fuck yourself!" 568 00:27:39,439 --> 00:27:40,482 One love. 569 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:45,736 Clara? Clara, don't hang up, it's... 570 00:27:45,738 --> 00:27:46,974 Hi, you've reached 571 00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:49,741 Salty Bump's Bar and Restaurant and Taco Shop. 572 00:27:49,743 --> 00:27:51,530 - Bump? - Our operating hours 573 00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:53,854 - are 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. - You gotta be kidding me. 574 00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:56,297 Closed on Sundays, for Jesus. 575 00:27:57,302 --> 00:27:59,120 Hey, Clara, it's Cliff. 576 00:27:59,122 --> 00:28:00,197 Your dad. 577 00:28:00,199 --> 00:28:01,203 Your real dad. 578 00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:03,434 Not that folksy asshole on your answering machine. 579 00:28:04,739 --> 00:28:05,744 You know what? 580 00:28:05,746 --> 00:28:08,432 You had the chance to have me in your life 581 00:28:08,434 --> 00:28:10,739 and you fucking threw it away. 582 00:28:10,741 --> 00:28:12,739 I'll probably die here on the side of the road 583 00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:14,749 just like you wanted. 584 00:28:14,751 --> 00:28:16,117 Maybe you're right. 585 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,500 Maybe I'm not cut out to be a father. 586 00:28:18,502 --> 00:28:20,222 I'm just a robot. 587 00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:21,639 A statue, 588 00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:22,960 a piece of trash. 589 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:26,961 So don't bother throwing a wake at your shitty bar for me. 590 00:28:28,739 --> 00:28:30,730 Oh, wait, that... That came out wrong. 591 00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:32,231 Oh! 592 00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:33,517 Oh, man. 593 00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:34,519 Bro. 594 00:28:35,362 --> 00:28:36,462 That's some rough shit. 595 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,081 Give the phone back! I need a do-over. 596 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,749 Look, man, sometimes you need to know when to take the L. 597 00:28:40,751 --> 00:28:41,751 You know what I'm saying? 598 00:28:43,749 --> 00:28:45,746 One love. 599 00:28:45,748 --> 00:28:47,415 Hey, come back here! 600 00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:49,515 Give me that goddamn pho... 601 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,742 Holy shit. 602 00:28:54,744 --> 00:28:56,156 Holy shit! 603 00:28:56,158 --> 00:28:57,389 Whoo-hoo! 604 00:28:57,391 --> 00:28:58,394 One more chance. 605 00:28:58,396 --> 00:29:00,008 One more chance! 606 00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,746 One more chance! 607 00:29:01,748 --> 00:29:03,233 One more chance! 608 00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:04,741 One more chance! 609 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,951 One more chance! 610 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,739 One more chance! 611 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:13,596 Well, this is a bit melodramatic even for me. 612 00:29:13,598 --> 00:29:15,508 Oh, Mother. 613 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:17,520 If you could see me now. 614 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:20,508 How the mighty have fallen. 615 00:29:21,741 --> 00:29:23,745 Who was once on the cover of Vogue? 616 00:29:25,292 --> 00:29:27,297 Fine. Who was on the inside cover? 617 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,736 Inside back cover. 618 00:29:29,738 --> 00:29:30,741 And you know what? 619 00:29:30,743 --> 00:29:33,142 That should have been good enough, shouldn't it? 620 00:29:33,144 --> 00:29:34,749 I did that. 621 00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:36,744 And I did so much more. 622 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,996 Without any help from you. 623 00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:43,187 I'm sure you thought you deserved credit. 624 00:29:43,189 --> 00:29:44,747 You don't! 625 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,748 I gave you enough. 626 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,743 I solved all of your problems. 627 00:29:49,745 --> 00:29:51,951 And who's going to solve mine? 628 00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:53,745 Me? 629 00:29:55,677 --> 00:29:57,889 I wouldn't even know where to start. 630 00:30:02,262 --> 00:30:03,553 How am I supposed 631 00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:06,728 to fix something inside of me that you broke? 632 00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:15,612 This was supposed to be cathartic. 633 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,411 What is this? 634 00:30:24,413 --> 00:30:25,725 You're here, aren't you? 635 00:30:29,749 --> 00:30:31,739 I love you here. 636 00:30:33,406 --> 00:30:34,919 I can sense you. 637 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:39,430 I came all this way. 638 00:30:39,432 --> 00:30:41,542 I need to speak with you about our daughter. 639 00:30:43,304 --> 00:30:45,313 Our daughter. 640 00:30:45,315 --> 00:30:46,322 She's... 641 00:30:47,198 --> 00:30:48,513 She's extraordinary. 642 00:30:49,743 --> 00:30:52,734 She's amazing every moment. 643 00:30:53,614 --> 00:30:54,822 Her kindness... 644 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:58,735 her purity of spirit. 645 00:30:59,746 --> 00:31:02,746 I thought I needed to protect her from the world. 646 00:31:04,376 --> 00:31:06,372 But now I fear I must protect 647 00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:07,746 the world from her. 648 00:31:08,747 --> 00:31:10,737 She is dangerous 649 00:31:10,739 --> 00:31:11,746 beyond measure. 650 00:31:13,487 --> 00:31:14,489 Please. 651 00:31:15,391 --> 00:31:16,598 I've tried everything. 652 00:31:17,741 --> 00:31:19,751 I need you to understand that. 653 00:31:23,738 --> 00:31:26,735 Now I fear I must do something awful. 654 00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:31,707 If you know 655 00:31:31,709 --> 00:31:33,713 of a better way, please tell me. 656 00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:35,489 Show me. 657 00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:38,703 She's your daughter, too. 658 00:31:40,736 --> 00:31:43,739 The mother cannot hear you. 659 00:31:46,744 --> 00:31:50,191 The child belongs with me. 660 00:31:50,193 --> 00:31:52,744 No, no, she does not! 661 00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,733 Not whilst my blood runs in her veins. 662 00:31:55,735 --> 00:31:57,131 Not whilst her mother's blood... 663 00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:59,735 The mother is gone. 664 00:31:59,737 --> 00:32:03,744 Soon the father will join her. 665 00:32:03,746 --> 00:32:07,085 I endure... 666 00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:08,091 You are just... 667 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,735 a passing nightmare to her! 668 00:32:10,737 --> 00:32:13,735 I was here before you, Father, 669 00:32:13,737 --> 00:32:17,744 and I will be here long after you are gone. 670 00:32:17,746 --> 00:32:21,735 You speak of the mother as if you know her. 671 00:32:21,737 --> 00:32:23,737 You are a fool. 672 00:32:23,739 --> 00:32:27,739 Just as the mother gave birth to the child, 673 00:32:27,741 --> 00:32:31,731 the mother gave birth to me. 674 00:32:31,733 --> 00:32:35,736 You speak of her ancestors, Father. 675 00:32:35,738 --> 00:32:39,728 Who do you think created me? 676 00:32:40,747 --> 00:32:42,751 No! 677 00:32:44,404 --> 00:32:46,410 It can't be, it's not possible. 678 00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,499 What did that monster mean when... 679 00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:53,714 he said your people created him? 680 00:32:55,093 --> 00:32:57,095 Why would they curse her like this? 681 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,379 How could you do this? 682 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:03,251 How could you do this 683 00:33:03,253 --> 00:33:05,866 to our little girl! 684 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,929 Lovely tent, lads. 685 00:33:15,931 --> 00:33:17,414 Yo, Kipling, 686 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:18,422 you made it. 687 00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:22,404 Hey, where's your butt mask? 688 00:33:22,406 --> 00:33:23,444 Don't need it. 689 00:33:23,446 --> 00:33:25,445 Got 'em exactly where I want them. 690 00:33:25,447 --> 00:33:28,153 Unless they kill me, I'll initiate my plan. 691 00:33:28,155 --> 00:33:30,569 Damn! They'll never suspect that. 692 00:33:34,606 --> 00:33:36,597 Hmm. 693 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:38,442 There you guys are. 694 00:33:38,444 --> 00:33:39,745 Welcome. 695 00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:42,269 Are you all settled in? 696 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,373 All right. 697 00:33:44,443 --> 00:33:46,957 Let me explain what's about to happen. 698 00:33:47,743 --> 00:33:49,743 It's all very simple. 699 00:33:51,089 --> 00:33:52,738 As we speak, 700 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,146 the machine you're hooked up to 701 00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:56,534 is draining a substance called Idyat, 702 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,868 from your quaint little brains 703 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,743 and converting it into a resource that we call... 704 00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:02,745 Uma Jelly. 705 00:34:02,747 --> 00:34:04,539 Uma Jelly. 706 00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:07,093 Uma Jelly is pure, 707 00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:09,287 uncut enlightenment. 708 00:34:09,289 --> 00:34:12,286 Bottled evolutionary potential, not... 709 00:34:12,288 --> 00:34:13,596 from concentrate. 710 00:34:28,747 --> 00:34:29,748 Wow. 711 00:34:30,746 --> 00:34:32,320 Oh, wow. 712 00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:33,323 Mmm. 713 00:34:33,325 --> 00:34:35,326 Thank you, thank you. 714 00:34:35,328 --> 00:34:37,188 No, seriously, thank you. 715 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:39,206 Once we drain all the Idyat from your brains, 716 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,639 each of you will shit your pants and die. 717 00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:42,646 So, thank you. 718 00:34:56,748 --> 00:34:58,980 Hey, don't make any sudden moves, man. 719 00:34:58,982 --> 00:35:00,667 - Hey, hey, please... - Give me your backpack. 720 00:35:00,669 --> 00:35:01,739 Take it off right now, get it off... 721 00:35:01,741 --> 00:35:02,747 - I'm taking off the backpack! - I will shoot you... 722 00:35:02,749 --> 00:35:04,740 - I will shoot you right now! - Please, don't. 723 00:35:12,283 --> 00:35:14,593 I'm sorry, did that sting? 724 00:35:21,604 --> 00:35:23,605 Holy cow. 725 00:35:23,607 --> 00:35:25,747 I feel amazing. 726 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,958 Seriously, I've never had Uma Jelly 727 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,196 this potent before, I'm tingling. 728 00:35:30,198 --> 00:35:33,610 You chickadees must have some truly, deeply, 729 00:35:33,612 --> 00:35:35,919 terrible ideas. 730 00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:38,743 However so tragic, 731 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:41,744 you're each other's worst idea. 732 00:35:41,746 --> 00:35:42,767 Like... 733 00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:44,745 a duck being friends with a lobster. 734 00:35:44,747 --> 00:35:46,739 Damn straight. 735 00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:49,230 She was right, 736 00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:50,735 you don't belong here. 737 00:35:50,737 --> 00:35:54,320 Your biggest mistake is thinking that you can stay. 738 00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,411 Wow. 739 00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:57,417 That's amazing, you nailed me. 740 00:35:57,419 --> 00:36:00,747 Oh, darling, I wasn't talking to you. 741 00:36:00,749 --> 00:36:03,399 I was talking to that poor little... 742 00:36:03,401 --> 00:36:04,740 stray 743 00:36:04,742 --> 00:36:06,741 living inside you. 744 00:36:08,528 --> 00:36:10,525 Doesn't matter how many times 745 00:36:10,527 --> 00:36:12,528 you summon her, Willoughby. 746 00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:14,204 She'll never love you. 747 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,744 She's a talking horse 748 00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:17,741 and she has no torso. 749 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:18,947 You don't know that. 750 00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:23,601 You don't need a torso to have a heart. 751 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:27,628 Interesting. 752 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:30,617 I've never met someone... 753 00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:33,242 who displayed an immunity to our Scantification. 754 00:36:33,244 --> 00:36:35,230 - What's your name? - Miranda. 755 00:36:35,232 --> 00:36:36,747 Miranda. 756 00:36:36,749 --> 00:36:38,733 What's your secret? 757 00:36:38,735 --> 00:36:42,745 I mean, I know there's a bad idea in there, I can smell it. 758 00:36:42,747 --> 00:36:44,737 Perhaps one of the worst 759 00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:46,430 ideas of all time. 760 00:36:46,432 --> 00:36:48,742 But somehow, you're keeping it from me. 761 00:36:49,746 --> 00:36:53,732 We just need to squeeze it out. 762 00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:57,747 Eat... 763 00:36:57,749 --> 00:37:00,730 shit. 764 00:37:02,738 --> 00:37:05,740 - My water bed broke! - Beep, beep, beep. 765 00:37:05,742 --> 00:37:07,746 No! 766 00:37:07,748 --> 00:37:10,730 Somebody, get the patch kit! 767 00:37:39,512 --> 00:37:40,818 Shall we go home now? 768 00:37:56,111 --> 00:37:57,231 - You know what? - I think... 769 00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:02,747 I should... 770 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:05,740 - probably just... - No, screw that nasty ass... 771 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,742 earwax-eating freak. 772 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:11,453 Like, who is she to say it's a bad idea for us to be together? 773 00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,637 Well, she's the queen of bad ideas. 774 00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:17,068 So, I'm guessing she kinda has an authority on that subject. 775 00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:19,735 Look, if we want to do this, then we should just do it. 776 00:38:24,747 --> 00:38:25,747 I like you. 777 00:38:27,749 --> 00:38:28,749 A lot. 778 00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:30,749 So, what do you say? 779 00:38:33,421 --> 00:38:35,417 I thought you said you loved me? 780 00:38:39,747 --> 00:38:42,107 - But that was when I was... - So you didn't really mean it? 781 00:38:47,406 --> 00:38:50,617 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 782 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:55,487 Aw, thank you for trying to let me down gently. 783 00:38:55,489 --> 00:38:56,519 Okay. 784 00:38:56,521 --> 00:38:58,749 Oh, that was, uh, before when I, uh, uh... 785 00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:01,084 Well, yeah, so you think you're a comedian now, huh? 786 00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:02,494 - Oh, I bet I can be one. - Is that right? 787 00:39:02,496 --> 00:39:03,782 Give me something to laugh at. 788 00:39:10,984 --> 00:39:11,984 I gotta go. 789 00:39:12,748 --> 00:39:13,748 You coming? 790 00:39:14,746 --> 00:39:15,866 I'm going to wait for Niles. 791 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:18,750 Call me later? 792 00:39:26,487 --> 00:39:27,490 We'll see. 793 00:40:31,276 --> 00:40:32,483 Can I help you, sir? 794 00:40:35,439 --> 00:40:36,743 Um... 795 00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:39,990 Uh, yeah, the patient who was in this room, Dex Trainor... 796 00:40:39,992 --> 00:40:41,978 Checked out this afternoon. 797 00:40:43,831 --> 00:40:44,836 Was he, uh... 798 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,320 How was he? 799 00:40:50,456 --> 00:40:53,442 I can't tell you anything specific... 800 00:40:53,444 --> 00:40:55,604 but we don't tend to release people who are still sick. 801 00:40:56,749 --> 00:40:57,750 Thanks. 802 00:41:20,747 --> 00:41:21,749 Cliff? 803 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,274 Clara? 804 00:41:27,741 --> 00:41:29,739 Your friend Vic let me in. 805 00:41:29,741 --> 00:41:31,740 Wh... What are you doing here? 806 00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:33,728 I got this in the mail. 807 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,299 The man... 808 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:41,308 Niles Caulder... 809 00:41:42,609 --> 00:41:44,610 he really do all those things to you? 810 00:42:01,744 --> 00:42:03,743 I don't see what the big deal is. 811 00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:05,937 I saved our asses a hundred times before. 812 00:42:05,939 --> 00:42:07,318 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 813 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,741 You know what Miranda doesn't do? 814 00:42:09,743 --> 00:42:11,750 Pout, like a little bitch. 815 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:23,670 Holly. 816 00:42:24,512 --> 00:42:25,512 What's wrong? 817 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,746 Have you seen... 818 00:42:27,748 --> 00:42:28,859 Scarlet Harlot? 819 00:42:28,861 --> 00:42:29,882 Not lately... 820 00:42:29,884 --> 00:42:31,877 but she's a bit of a night owl. 821 00:42:33,274 --> 00:42:34,295 Why? 822 00:42:34,297 --> 00:42:36,745 She didn't show up for book club... 823 00:42:36,747 --> 00:42:38,737 and we read that new dinosaur memoir 824 00:42:38,739 --> 00:42:40,946 and she was ever so keen to discuss it. 825 00:42:42,441 --> 00:42:43,761 I'm starting to get worried. 826 00:42:57,115 --> 00:42:58,397 Scarlet? 827 00:42:58,399 --> 00:42:59,748 Are you here? 828 00:43:06,265 --> 00:43:09,575 _ 829 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,731 The fuck? 830 00:43:18,749 --> 00:43:20,746 Why is your station closed? 831 00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:44,736 _ 832 00:43:44,738 --> 00:43:46,748 Talk soon, my love. 833 00:43:49,492 --> 00:43:54,488 ? Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter ? 834 00:43:55,737 --> 00:44:01,093 ? Girls as sharp as her are somethin' rare ? 835 00:44:01,095 --> 00:44:02,603 Oh, fuck me. 836 00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:28,393 Hello, Kipling. 837 00:44:32,489 --> 00:44:33,491 I... 838 00:44:35,747 --> 00:44:36,750 I, um... 839 00:44:40,352 --> 00:44:42,334 So this is... 840 00:44:42,336 --> 00:44:44,335 that call, then. 841 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,502 It is. 842 00:44:51,505 --> 00:44:52,506 When? 843 00:44:53,749 --> 00:44:55,734 I need one more day. 844 00:44:57,747 --> 00:44:58,750 Then... 845 00:45:02,413 --> 00:45:03,753 What will you do with her? 846 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,740 You don't have to worry about that. 847 00:45:07,537 --> 00:45:08,749 I just need to know... 848 00:45:08,751 --> 00:45:10,742 where and when. 849 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:13,751 I'll make sure it's done. 850 00:46:26,113 --> 00:46:27,615 Greg, move your head! 851 00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:33,117 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -