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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com

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Get me a full background
check on Jerry Bernstein.

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I need to see his file.

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Someone's actually trying to
access your file right now.

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He's hiding something, I'm sure of it.

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Were you disgraced at the NSA

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and forced to take the position here?

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No.

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Motherfu...

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All right.

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Anyway, I'm taking
Melissa up the Orinoco

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for her birthday, so that'll be nice.

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Is it a surprise?

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I hope so.

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There you go.

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Oh no, I don't think those are ours.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, they are.

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I ordered these, thank you.

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Jerry, I can't, I'm on duty.

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Dude, come on.

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How often do we get to do this?

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Huh?

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I'm just gonna cut to the chase.

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Oh man, I love this track.

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Oh, yeah.

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So anyway, as part of
my work at the FBI,

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we've been investigating a
few of the officers at the NSA.

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Right, right.

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Hey, do you wanna dance?

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No, not right now.

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So we've just filed a report,

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and I hate to do this to you, buddy...

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You know what, whatever
you're about to say,

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surely it can wait three minutes.

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Jerry.

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Jerry, please don't
make this more difficult

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than it already is.

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I've been asked to bring you in,

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but I'm sure it's just a formality.

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Man, I'm in the middle of
my dance here, come on!

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Jerry, whatever you did,

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I'm sure the NSA can strike a deal.

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Woo!

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- Jerry.
- Yeah, you still got it.

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- Okay.
- Yeah!

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Why don't we just go
pay for our drinks...

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Yeah, we'll just go.

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- What, what?
- That's my gun.

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- Yeah.
- That's my gun.

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- Jerry.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Come on.
- No, no, no, no, no.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Jerry.

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- Let's do this.
- Whoa.

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- Woo hoo!
- Jerry, please.

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- Yep, yep.
- Nope, nope, nope, no, no.

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- No, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Jerry, no.

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Is this because I'm
sleeping with Melissa?!

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What?!

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credits

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Gosh, sorry I'm late.

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I overslept.

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You look really well, Mary.
Did you have a nice weekend?

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Yes, Mum died.

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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh my God.

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No, it's actually quite nice.

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I get to choose my own
clothes and everything.

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Well, if that's everything,

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I've promised the Foreign Office

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an update on the Karazamov file.

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It seems like there are now concerns

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there may be a mole here at GCHQ.

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What the fuck?!

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Fortunately, it's not for
any of you to worry about.

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Just to let you know, I might
be going on a little holiday

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after I've made all of Mom's
funeral arrangements.

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And when is that?

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Oh, it was supposed to be Wednesday,

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but then there was a mix up at church,

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so now I've had to have it
back home for a few days.

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How are you storing her?

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Because if it gets too
warm, she might explode.

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- Mm.
- Oh, gosh.

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Well, she's just in the
spare room at the minute,

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because next door's
dog kept finding her.

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Fantastic. Shall we crack on?

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Hey, let me know if you want
a hand with any of that.

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My uncle used to run a
funeral parlor back at home.

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Really?

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- Wow.
- He actually invented

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a number of techniques
for putting the body

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into various shapes when in the coffin.

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Will it be an open casket?

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Possibly, yes.

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And will she be face up?

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Oh, I hope so.

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Yeah, 'cause he used to do things

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like have the person waving, like...

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Or beckoning you over.

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Or like they were trying to
climb out, you know, like...

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Oh.

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I was just wondering if it might
be easier to cremate her?

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Nice work.

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- At home?
- Well, no.

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With a ceremony and everything,

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but I just thought it could be quicker.

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Well, yes, or you could
partially cremate her

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and then bury what's left.

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It's a bit like starting off
a jacket potato in the microwave.

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- Somebody's here.
- Right?

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And?

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- FBI.
- And do they have a name?

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Clint Foster.

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Sorry.

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It must have been something I ate.

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Sorry, who did you say was here again?

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Clint Foster.

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Jerry, are you all right?

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Right, I have no idea who that is.

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- Did he leave a message?
- No, he's in your office.

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My...

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Oh my God.

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You did plant the spy
cam in Jerry's office?

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Yeah.

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Did you turn it on?

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I see you cropped me out
of our graduation photo.

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Did I?

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What do you want, Clint?

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Well...

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Oh, was that your bad toe?

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No.

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Listen, I know this is awkward...

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Not as awkward as
you sitting on my desk.

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- Jerry...
- Clinton?

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- Jerry...
- Clint.

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- Weenie...
- Clint.

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- Jerry...
- Clint, what, just...

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We need to talk.

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No, you don't tell me what to do.

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First, get off my desk.

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Stand, there you go.

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Okay.

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And now I want you to shut the door

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and come inside your office.

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No, you know what, we
need to swap places.

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One, two, three, swap.

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- Now get the fuck out of my office!
- Jerry!

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- Jerry.
- Go on.

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Jerry, we need to talk.

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You get the hell out of here, okay?

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I never wanna see you again.

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What's going on?

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You wanna tell her, Clint, huh?

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You wanna explain to everyone
how you slept with my wife?

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Look, neither of us
meant for that to happen.

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Oh yeah, what, did it
just fall in there, huh?

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How many times, how many
times did you sleep with her?

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Jesus, Jerry, let's not do
this in front of everyone.

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No, I'm sure they all wanna know anyway.

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How many?

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Including last night?

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Mm-hm.

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Eight or nine hundred times.

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What?

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Why?

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Why, Clint?

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I don't know.

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Because maybe I haven't felt this way

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about anybody since Kimberly died.

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I don't even know who that is!

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Kimberly.

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My first wife.

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Got hit by a truck?

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Oh, Kimberly.

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Listen Jerry, why don't
you and I go find a place

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where we can talk in private?

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It's for your own good.

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No.

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I'm not gonna grant a divorce, Clint.

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Screw Melissa, and screw you.

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You and me are done.

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Is that why you think I'm here?

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The NSA have called your
case back into review.

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I'm here to take you home.

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The plane leaves tonight.

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Okay, so naturally, I have
a few things I'd like to say,

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and I'm sure you have a
few questions of your own.

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Oh, absolutely tons.

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But for now, just in
the interest of time,

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I'd appreciate if you didn't interrupt.

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So obviously you're aware
that I work for the NSA.

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Do you want me to say even when I agree?

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Well, some indication that
you're alive would be nice.

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Sorry, yeah, of course
I know that. Yeah.

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Anyway, you remember how I also said

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I was close to the president?

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Are you waiting for me to respond?

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- Yeah.
- No, I don't know.

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- Well, I was.
- Nice.

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Now let's just say I was approached

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by a member of his
team to look into ways

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in which I could potentially influence

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the results of the election,

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purely from a cyber perspective.

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Did that actually happen then?

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Doesn't matter, but let's
just say a high-ranking figure

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asked you to do the same.

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What would you do?

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Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start.

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I struggle with Excel sometimes.

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Okay, sure, but put
yourself in my shoes.

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You're someone at the
NSA who's been working

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on this stuff for years.

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You're at the top of your game.

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- You're kind of amazing...
- Yeah.

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Which is why you find
yourself on vacation

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with this senator, who's
acting like you're best buds.

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Right, in which case I would say,

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"Listen, we're best buds, but
you know I work for the NSA.

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"I'm not allowed to talk about it".

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Well of course that's
what you're meant to say,

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but now imagine you're in
this beautiful sushi bar.

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Oh, lovely.

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You've already consumed
several bottles of saki.

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Oh, hell.

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Tina Turner is in one
corner of the room.

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- Why?
- It doesn't matter.

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- Is she singing?
- She's asleep.

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I'm just trying to paint a picture here.

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My point is there's a world in which

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you might share some
highly classified intel, right?

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Not if it'd undermine
national security, no.

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But what if you know it
would make your country

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stronger, safer, more American?

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Isn't that virtual treason, though?

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By whose definition?

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The legal definition.

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Then yeah.

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Aren't you worried about that?

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I am now.

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Well they can't send you back, I mean,

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what will I do all day?

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My point is there's a world
in which you might share

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- some highly-classified intel...
- Is it working now?

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Perfectly.

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Do you mind if I stay at Dad's tonight?

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Yes, I do.

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Well, guys, unless anyone
knows how to avoid

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an extradition order,
I guess this is it.

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Clint's giving me till
the end of the day

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to wrap everything up
and say my goodbyes.

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A shame you didn't get married
while you were over here?

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Why?

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I could avoid extradition
if I'd married a Brit?

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I think so.

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It's how Paddington avoided
being sent back to Peru.

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I don't know, maybe
it's different for bears.

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Well, wait a minute,
couldn't we just pretend

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00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,247
that I married one of
you guys months ago

264
00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,517
and forge the documents?

265
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,532
- Tuva, would you...
- No.

266
00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,179
What about Mary?

267
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,132
Ooh, gosh, I'd love to.

268
00:10:49,157 --> 00:10:53,282
It's just me and Quentin
have started, you know...

269
00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:55,183
No, it's okay, people
wouldn't have bought us

270
00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:59,360
as a couple anyway, given
your whole, you know, face.

271
00:11:00,294 --> 00:11:01,419
Who else is there?

272
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:13,782
What?

273
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,547
Okay, we need to make
this absolutely bulletproof.

274
00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:19,057
The NSA are gonna wanna
see witness testimonials,

275
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,299
marriage certificates, wedding footage.

276
00:11:21,374 --> 00:11:22,859
What about your wife?

277
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:23,934
Melissa.

278
00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:26,132
Can you kill her off? On paper, I mean.

279
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,292
Sure, I can do that.

280
00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:28,712
Can it be crocodiles?

281
00:11:28,737 --> 00:11:29,742
Sure, I can do that.

282
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,606
When do you want to say
that you got married?

283
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,939
- 9/11?
- No, it's gotta be

284
00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:34,734
- more recent than that.
- I just read a lot

285
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,544
of hotel wedding packages
were much cheaper that day.

286
00:11:36,569 --> 00:11:37,782
Hey, I don't wanna go cheap.

287
00:11:37,807 --> 00:11:38,896
If we're gonna go through with this,

288
00:11:38,921 --> 00:11:40,575
- I wanna go all out.
- Great.

289
00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:42,841
Hey, I won't get into trouble
with the NSA for doing this, will I?

290
00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:45,841
Listen, this is all on me, okay?

291
00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:48,466
If you guys go down,
I'll be right behind you.

292
00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:02,332
Okay, so for the NSA to buy this,

293
00:12:02,407 --> 00:12:04,837
they have to believe that
we are completely in love.

294
00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,372
- Mm-hm.
- And that our love

295
00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:08,669
for each other is so intense,
it would break your heart

296
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:09,912
if I left you, okay?

297
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,182
Are you comfortable with that?

298
00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:12,232
God, yeah, yeah.

299
00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,292
All right, let's do this.

300
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,527
- Oh, take that off.
- Okay.

301
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,515
Do you wanna put it...

302
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,940
No, no, just throw it on the floor.

303
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,116
Great, smile, smile.

304
00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,261
Should I hold you like that?

305
00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:22,455
- No, you don't need to.
- No?

306
00:12:22,479 --> 00:12:23,572
Smile.

307
00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:25,219
Okay.

308
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,127
- Are you ready?
- We should be laughing

309
00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:30,052
- as we kind of go into it.
- Okay.

310
00:12:32,214 --> 00:12:34,857
So how long have you
and Jerry been an item?

311
00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:35,892
- Oh.
- Oh.

312
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,172
- God, well...
- Wow.

313
00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:38,361
Since the first day he arrived.

314
00:12:38,386 --> 00:12:40,162
I mean, it was like being
attacked by a bull.

315
00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:42,595
And did you mind the age difference?

316
00:12:43,439 --> 00:12:45,157
- Not really, no.
- Yeah, no.

317
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,095
- No, I didn't.
- It was weird, no, no.

318
00:12:47,265 --> 00:12:49,425
I mean, I think when you're
truly in love when someone,

319
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,689
you just don't really see an age.

320
00:12:51,714 --> 00:12:52,611
Yeah.

321
00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:55,459
You know, even when
it's really quite big,

322
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,072
but yeah, occasionally
I'll wake up at night

323
00:12:58,097 --> 00:13:00,142
and just be like, "Oh God,
you know, when I'm 70,

324
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,299
"he'll be, what, 130, 140?"

325
00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:05,674
We should probably move on.

326
00:13:05,699 --> 00:13:07,624
But I mean, the sex is...

327
00:13:08,007 --> 00:13:09,287
- Is what?
- Don't talk about it?

328
00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:10,815
Yeah, I don't think we should talk...

329
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,806
- Let's not mention that.
- It's nothing, it's nothing.

330
00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:15,885
So are you and Jerry
living together now?

331
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,275
- We are.
- Oh, absolutely.

332
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,705
- Yeah, we are.
- Thank goodness,

333
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,309
'cause there was a while there
that it was almost painful

334
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,658
- that we were apart so much...
- It was a very difficult

335
00:13:24,683 --> 00:13:28,368
24 hours, but, I mean, I'm
still living with my dad,

336
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:31,189
- so it is quite tight, isn't it?
- Yep.

337
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,705
This smile, just, oh.

338
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:38,126
Sorry, for the edit,
maybe ask about kids.

339
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,349
- Yes.
- You know, like we've

340
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:43,431
- been talking about kids.
- Okay, okay.

341
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,214
I think it'll help the case.

342
00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:46,379
Do you like kids?

343
00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,454
I like kids.

344
00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:48,637
We both like kids.

345
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,172
It's funny you should ask, because...

346
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,819
- We have five kids.
- Oh.

347
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:55,059
You have five kids.

348
00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,019
And how old?

349
00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:02,212
How old are they now?

350
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:03,287
Yes.

351
00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:07,199
Well, they're, well...

352
00:14:07,407 --> 00:14:13,361
- Uh...
- Five, four, three,

353
00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,775
two, and one.

354
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,465
Yeah, we're not gonna be
able to use any of that.

355
00:14:21,624 --> 00:14:25,400
Listen, I just wanna thank
you for your cooperation.

356
00:14:25,436 --> 00:14:27,906
You could have made this
a whole lot more difficult.

357
00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:29,212
Any time.

358
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,012
Don't take this the wrong way,

359
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,842
but we have a nickname
for you back in the states.

360
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:34,967
The Iron Curtain.

361
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,291
You're impenetrable.

362
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:40,502
Why would I take that the wrong way?

363
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:46,259
I very much enjoyed last night.

364
00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:48,095
Yes, me too.

365
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,445
I'm just wondering if you
could check under your bed.

366
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:54,033
My external hard drive's gone missing.

367
00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,259
I haven't seen it.

368
00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,452
It's very sensitive.

369
00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:00,619
- Quentin, do you have your camera?
- Yes.

370
00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:01,764
Okay, get ready.

371
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,188
Are you sure this is gonna be okay?

372
00:15:06,213 --> 00:15:08,595
It's the only suit we
had in your size, sorry.

373
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,603
No, I'm not supposed to see you.

374
00:15:10,628 --> 00:15:11,633
It's bad luck.

375
00:15:11,658 --> 00:15:13,266
So should I just walk
in from the back, or...

376
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,619
Yeah, do you have any music?

377
00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,122
I could sing something.

378
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:18,223
Oh, well that's up to the bride.

379
00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:19,310
Oh no, I'd love that.

380
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,334
Cool.

381
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:21,341
Okay.

382
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,899
Let's do this.

383
00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:34,218
_

384
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:22,246
Okay, I think we're good.

385
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,001
- Cool.
- It was beautiful.

386
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,429
Joseph, repeat after me.

387
00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:26,932
Repeat after me.

388
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,452
I do solemnly declare.

389
00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:30,612
I do solemnly declare.

390
00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:32,724
That I, Joseph Harries.

391
00:16:32,749 --> 00:16:34,292
That I, Joseph Harries.

392
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:35,984
Just use your own voice.

393
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:37,637
Try it again, please.

394
00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:39,012
I do solemnly declare.

395
00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:40,143
I do solemnly declare.

396
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,557
That I, Joseph Harries.

397
00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:42,997
That I...

398
00:16:43,021 --> 00:16:44,510
- Joseph Harries.
- Joseph Harries.

399
00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:46,612
Know not of any lawful impediment.

400
00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:48,612
Know not of any lawful...

401
00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:50,092
Impediment.

402
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,082
Impediment.

403
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:55,874
Why I should not be married
to Jerry Apache Bernstein.

404
00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:59,874
Why I should not be married
to Jerry Apache Bernstein,

405
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,012
apart from the outstanding
extradition order,

406
00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:04,379
but I'm sure we'll be able...

407
00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:06,718
Okay, we'll edit that out later.

408
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,295
Tuva, do you have the rings?

409
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:10,527
What?

410
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,937
So I was a bit unsure

411
00:17:16,962 --> 00:17:19,002
as to how this might work
out, but it's good to know

412
00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:20,897
you know how to play with the big boys.

413
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:24,109
Well, it isn't all the time
we get to cooperate

414
00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:26,990
alongside one of our
oldest and closest allies.

415
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:28,443
You know, if you're
ever looking for a way

416
00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:29,536
out of this shit hole,

417
00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,212
we'd love someone like you at the FBI.

418
00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:33,419
You've certainly earned
your points with the NSA.

419
00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:35,898
Maybe now they'll take us seriously.

420
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:37,960
Oh, maybe.

421
00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:39,462
Where is everyone?

422
00:17:39,487 --> 00:17:41,475
What do you mean "Where is everyone"?

423
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,500
I don't know.

424
00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:50,014
Joseph Harries, with
this rings, I thee wed.

425
00:17:50,461 --> 00:17:52,299
Oh, lovely, thank you.

426
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,007
Take that.

427
00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:01,890
Jerry Apache Bernstein, with
this skull ring, I thee wed.

428
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,221
Aw.

429
00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:07,953
Without further ado, it
gives me great pleasure

430
00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:11,445
to pronounce you partners in law.

431
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:13,459
Oh, sorry.

432
00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:15,307
Hey!

433
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,301
And now you can kiss the bride.

434
00:18:19,302 --> 00:18:21,624
Oh, I don't think we... Okay, I...

435
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:24,734
Okay, turn around, okay.

436
00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,132
Chris, hey.

437
00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:31,957
- Sorry, we were just...
- Filming...

438
00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:33,476
Filming a short...

439
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:35,948
- Porno.
- Show reel.

440
00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:37,621
- A show reel.
- Yeah, I've got a buddy

441
00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:39,263
in the adult film industry who's looking

442
00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:41,212
for a few dwarves for his next project.

443
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:42,137
Really?

444
00:18:42,169 --> 00:18:45,132
Because what it looks like
is you're staging a wedding

445
00:18:45,287 --> 00:18:47,412
in order to avoid immediate extradition

446
00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,046
to the United States,
where you're highly likely

447
00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,275
to face charges of treason.

448
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:55,212
Jerry, buddy, you really think

449
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:56,996
this is gonna make a difference?

450
00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:00,997
Come on, we're leaving.

451
00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:21,163
Hang on.

452
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:27,012
I must say, I do find it staggering

453
00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,892
that the FBI and the NSA should choose

454
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,992
to pin all this on an individual.

455
00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:38,252
Jerry is unequivocally one
of the most average officers

456
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,172
I've ever had the
pleasure of working with,

457
00:19:40,197 --> 00:19:44,882
so to somehow imply that
he could have influenced

458
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:49,572
an entire election not only
insults my intelligence,

459
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,287
which in case you
haven't already figured,

460
00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:52,468
is really quite high,

461
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:55,502
but also stinks of the NSA
looking for a scapegoat

462
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,945
to save its own skin.

463
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:02,617
We all make mistakes, all of us.

464
00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:06,419
I once overcooked beef.

465
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:11,023
But although it may not
look it, we are only human,

466
00:20:11,048 --> 00:20:13,742
and we live in
increasingly testing times,

467
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:20,171
so perhaps even people like
Jerry deserve a second chance,

468
00:20:21,207 --> 00:20:22,877
just maybe not a third.

469
00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:26,939
For now though, he remains one of us,

470
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,906
my responsibility, and I won't have him

471
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:34,570
suddenly taken away from this shit hole,

472
00:20:34,828 --> 00:20:37,622
particularly as I can have
this whole saga wrapped up

473
00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:40,117
in so much red tape, that
before you're even allowed

474
00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,874
to so much as look at Jerry again,

475
00:20:41,899 --> 00:20:45,184
everyone in this room will have
passed away, even Evelyn.

476
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,765
Oh my God.

477
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,906
They're gonna come after
you no matter what.

478
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,379
Don't say I didn't warn you.

479
00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:54,973
Whatever.

480
00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:55,974
No.

481
00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,367
Wow, Chris.

482
00:21:04,392 --> 00:21:08,397
I didn't realize I was such
a valuable asset to GCHQ.

483
00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:12,172
Asset is one word for
it, leverage is another.

484
00:21:12,197 --> 00:21:14,507
Imagine how much intel
the NSA might be willing

485
00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:16,219
to give away if we held on to you.

486
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,073
Right, so I'm kind of like ransom.

487
00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:22,443
Well that's cool.

488
00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:24,344
I mean, that's still
a compliment, right?

489
00:21:24,687 --> 00:21:25,968
Right?

490
00:21:26,381 --> 00:21:27,972
Sorry, Chris, can I just check,

491
00:21:27,997 --> 00:21:29,807
do we still get time off
for our honeymoon?

492
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,349
Hey, Chris!

493
00:21:36,374 --> 00:21:38,085
No, no, drink that.

494
00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:43,612
Yeah!

495
00:21:44,171 --> 00:21:45,445
Woo, Chris!

496
00:21:48,327 --> 00:21:49,932
Don't do that!

497
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:58,559
_

498
00:22:08,481 --> 00:22:10,552
- Mary, we're doing shots.
- Mary, come do a shot!

499
00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:11,756
Come do a shot.

500
00:22:11,821 --> 00:22:18,222
credits