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Morning.

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Morning, all right?

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What does that mean?

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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com

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Um, Evelyn, can I get
a hot squash please?

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Why is there a kid coming?

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Well, it's for me.

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So sorry I'm late,

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the hotel I'm staying at
doesn't have a decent gym,

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so I had to free run
it all the way here.

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Free run, what's that?

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Watch and learn babe.

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Do you have an update on China?

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Actually, my buddy at the NSA and I,

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did some pretty
breathtaking work on that.

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This is first rate intel,
my guy is the best.

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This is just taken from Wikipedia.

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Right, you have that here?

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Oh, can I get a protein shake?

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Yes would you like lamb or beef?

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That'll be all thanks Evelyn.

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That reminds me, who do I talk to

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about switching hotels?

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Certainly not me, certainly not now.

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Because I need a place

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that serves organic
chicken breast like 24/7.

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Okay so, just so that you know,

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everyone at SIASEC will be
having to redo their APT tests

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What really?

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Is that because I accidentally deleted

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the entire department's personnel files

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and all previous aptitude scores?

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- What do you think?
- Could it just be a coincidence.

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You know this is actually

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a perfect opportunity for me to get

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to know where everyone's at.

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As merely liaison with the NSA,

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what makes you think you need
to know where everyone is at?

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Who knows what I'm going to need to

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liaise with them about, right?

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Plus, we run aptitude
tests at the NSA like,

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every few hours just to make sure

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we're all constantly at
the top of our game.

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And this will give us a chance to see

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if you're at the top of yours.

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What do you mean? I'm exempt.

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- Why would you be exempt?
- Because I'm NSA.

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I would say that's even more reason

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for you to take the test, you're
one of the team now, so to speak.

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Maybe you and I should
talk about this privately.

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I just don't wanna lower morale

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by getting the highest score.

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I'm sure the team will understand.

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I presume you're aware it
involves a polygraph test?

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Huh.

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Chris, hypothetical question,

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what would happen to someone
who's currently working

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at GCHQ doing absolutely fine,

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might've encountered a few
little hiccups along the way

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but then doesn't end up faring

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so well in this next round of tests?

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I'd say you'd be fired.

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Oh, I wasn't talking about me.

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There's only so far we can take
positive discrimination, I'm afraid.

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You know, I've never
really understood that.

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Oh, well it's when
someone who isn't white,

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is actually really good at what they do.

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That's not it.

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No, I get what it means,

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I just don't see why we should

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be discriminating on any level,

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positive or negative,

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look ultimately I just
want the best candidates

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to win the best job.

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Thank you I agree.

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Why are you nodding?

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Regardless of whether
white black or your thing,

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Hello.

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You know, I'm two
percent native American,

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bet you couldn't tell.

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I can always tell.

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Well, I mean, we were
all black once weren't we?

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Oh, that's not racist, it's
just something mum says.

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Ah, great, is that my chicken?

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Yes, and I didn't know what you liked

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so I just got a mix of thighs
and a couple of big breasts.

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Did you do a background check?

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- On the chicken?
- Yeah.

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It's just a rotisserie chicken.

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- So we don't know if it's organic?
- Not yet, no.

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Close the door.

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Shut the blinds.

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Sit down.

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So I've been thinking about
these tests tomorrow.

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Oh God, me too, hopefully they'll just

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demote me if I get a bad score.

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I don't think they'll actually fire me.

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Is it even possible for you
to get demoted though?

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I mean you're the
least paid here, right?

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What makes you say that?

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Listen, maybe we could
help each other out,

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what if I was the one
overseeing the tests?

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Wait, you'd help me pass?

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Well I'd have to take into account

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just how bad your score was,

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I wouldn't want it to be too obvious.

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No, of course not.

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Plus you know, sometimes
it's a good thing

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for a certain person
in the group to fail

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just so everyone gets to
see what that looks like.

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Yeah, no I can get that, so what,

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do you want me to fail on purpose?

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'Cause I can easily do that.

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No definitely not, all I mean is

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if the Titanic had successfully
crossed the Atlantic

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to New York, do you really think

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that film would've grossed
2.1 billion dollars

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at the box office?

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I still don't know what
you mean, are you saying

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that it sank on purpose?

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No, all I'm saying is that
you should stick with me,

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and everything will be okay.

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Wow, that's true, but
that's what Scar says

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in the Lion King isn't it,

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and then it all goes tits up.

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So what, have upstairs
signed off on this then?

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Yes, kind of.

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Who does Chris report to?

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- Rupert.
- Then no.

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All right, I can sort you out then.

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So, Rupert is on a plane,
but I should still be able

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to patch you through.

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You know, I just need
one second to figure out

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- the best way to actually...
- Hello?

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Hello Rupert.

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Hey, it's Jerry Bernstein, NSA.

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Jerry!

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Hello,

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Chris says you're settling in well.

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- Oh yeah, I'm having a...
- How are you find...

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- Sorry, I'm having a...
- How are you...

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- It's, I'm thrilled...
- How are you...

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- No you go.
- Pardon?

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I said I'm thrilled, I'm thrilled,

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What?

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I think there's a delay.

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- Can you fix that?
- Ouch.

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Yes I'm on a plane, I'm...

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No I see that.

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Oh now you're frozen, it's
a good look, but your fro...

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Ow!

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Jerry, Jerry just tell me,

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how are you getting along with Chris?

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Do you know she has
one hell of a reputation?

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Does she, for sleeping around?

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No, for being good at her job.

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No, right of course,

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I was just wondering if she
had some kind of condition,

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because I usually vibe
with all types of women.

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Look, Jerry, we're
about to land in Syria,

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Oh you're back, hello champagne,

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do you mind if I conduct
those, what is it?

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The SIASEC aptitude tests that
are scheduled for tomorrow?

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I didn't quite catch any of that,

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but I'm sure it'll be fine.

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That's great, great,
I was just saying that,

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since I'll be running the
aptitude tests tomorrow,

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which you just verbally agreed to,

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I'm just bummed, you know,

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bummed that I won't be able
to take the test myself,

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but I'll be sure to let Christine know

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of this conversation, okay?

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I think Tuesday.

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Sounds good, have a
lovely time in Syria.

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Yeah, I think we're...

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That was dead easy.

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Yeah.

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- Is he an alcoholic?
- Yes he is.

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Pardon?

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Jerry?

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I think you're frozen now.

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Chris I don't know what to say,

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Rupert and I were just spit balling

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about ways to freshen
up the test and bam!

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He put me in charge, I hope
you don't think it was my idea.

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If only it he was
reachable to verify that,

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and you're exempt I presume?

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Well yeah, I mean, if I'm
gonna be overhauling the way

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the tests are run, I don't
want to sway the results.

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So, I think I'd like to start by timing,

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how quickly everyone can get undressed

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and then put all their
clothes back on again.

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To test aptitude?

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Yeah, also are you familiar
with the game "Sardines"?

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Okay, so what I would like to do

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is a quick polygraph test.

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What's that piece of crap?

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It was just a backup,
prefer the older models.

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- Do you mind if I touch your head?
- Whereabouts?

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- Here and here.
- Yes that's fine.

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Ow, ow.

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What's the problem?

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I can't get these to stick down,

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there's too much hair.

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Well can't you just take
it off? It's a wig right?

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No.

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I'm happy to shave an area,

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No that won't be necessary,
just hold them in place.

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Not you.

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Oh, sorry.

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Sorry if my fingers are a bit smelly.

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Thank you, Quentin.

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Okay, so Mary were
going to start by doing

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just a couple of trial questions.

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So, what is your full name?

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Mary Fanny Nidam

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So I've added a slight US vibe
to your standard APT test.

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Can you just start bouncing
up and down on that for me?

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What's, no you put your
feet on that, on the bar.

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Wait where are you going?

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Like that?

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What are you doing?

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Okay so now I'm going
to call out ten numbers,

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and I want you to repeat them back to me

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but in reverse order.

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Three, zero, 34, nine,
81, four, four again, 53,

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nine and 528.

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- Are you even talking to me?
- Come on man!

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Yes or no, would you
ever betray your country

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for drug, money, or sex?

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Sex.

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- 528, nine, three, four again, four...
- 528,

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nine, 53, four, four, 81, nine,

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34, zero, three.

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Well, I'll have to make
sure that that's correct.

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It is.

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Four, 320...

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Get up we're going again.

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Did you vote for Brexit?

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I don't know, who is that?

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Ow, ow, Jesus Christ why
do you keep hitting me?

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I'm just testing your reflexes.

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What was the name of your first pet?

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Wolf.

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That was the name of your pet, wolf?

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Yeah - What was your, was it a wolf?

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Yeah - That's really cool.

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How do you think I'm doing overall?

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'Cause I weirdly feel
I'm doing quite well.

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Ow!

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You know you can try to hit me too.

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Okay - Ow, what the fuck!

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Sorry

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Would you ever sleep with a coworker?

262
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,607
Oh my God, that's so embarrassing.

263
00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:52,367
Maybe I don't know like an American?

264
00:10:55,481 --> 00:10:56,559
Sorry.

265
00:10:56,584 --> 00:10:58,737
- Would you ever sleep with a co...
- Yes, Mary.

266
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,492
Oh fuck you!

267
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,383
Would you ever sleep with a coworker?

268
00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:04,979
I just came to clean the room.

269
00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,122
What are you doing Friday?

270
00:11:07,147 --> 00:11:08,903
Would you ever sleep with a coworker?

271
00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:09,927
Of course not.

272
00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:15,586
So that's not what
the machine is saying.

273
00:11:16,669 --> 00:11:17,669
Oh my God,

274
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,777
Is the person you have feelings for...

275
00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:23,054
I don't have feelings for anyone.

276
00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:28,492
In this room?

277
00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:32,008
This is a waste of time.

278
00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:37,748
Wha...

279
00:11:47,388 --> 00:11:48,388
Sardines.

280
00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:00,708
Hmm, oh Chris.

281
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,285
Of course they used anthrax,

282
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,472
to kill off all the rabbits in the 50's.

283
00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,191
That looks like my dad!

284
00:12:12,447 --> 00:12:13,597
Could that be any ordinary,

285
00:12:13,606 --> 00:12:15,166
if you found out a family member was...

286
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,663
- A terrorist.
- Terror I know.

287
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:19,777
So what would you do if
they end up letting you go?

288
00:12:20,287 --> 00:12:21,312
Oh I'm sure I'll be fine,

289
00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:22,685
well I've always had this dream

290
00:12:22,761 --> 00:12:24,012
of becoming a trumpet teacher.

291
00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:25,332
Oh, that'd be nice.

292
00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:26,612
You play trumpet?

293
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:29,011
Oh no, I'd have to learn first.

294
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:32,092
Oh Jerry, Jerry, how did we
all do, are the results in?

295
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,103
I'm still calculating everyone's scores,

296
00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:37,012
but Tuva, you should consider
coming to work for the NSA

297
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:38,172
with marks this high.

298
00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:40,066
Mary, looks like you're safe.

299
00:12:42,941 --> 00:12:45,855
Do you still need that urine sample?

300
00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,207
Oh God yes.

301
00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:50,472
Jerry, so do you want one
from Mary and I as well?

302
00:12:50,497 --> 00:12:51,497
No.

303
00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:00,172
Please don't just sit there,

304
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,488
go and find out when Rupert's back.

305
00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:04,675
Sure I'll check with Pa.

306
00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:06,652
Check with who, sorry?

307
00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:09,722
Pa, is that not her name?

308
00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:13,372
His PA?

309
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:16,652
It's pronounced PA.

310
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,292
How can you not know that?

311
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,092
That's what you are!

312
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,212
Go away.

313
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,820
Oh my God.

314
00:13:26,647 --> 00:13:28,683
- You smell nice Jerry.
- Mm-hmm.

315
00:13:31,447 --> 00:13:32,269
Yes?

316
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,047
- Hey hun.
- Please don't call me that.

317
00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,048
So listen,

318
00:13:35,894 --> 00:13:38,292
about earlier, I just wondered whether

319
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,859
we should keep your
feelings for me secret.

320
00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:44,263
If there was anything to keep secret,

321
00:13:44,287 --> 00:13:45,939
and I assure you there isn't,

322
00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:48,602
the last person I would trust
with that information is you.

323
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:51,052
I understand why you
might want to deny it,

324
00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:53,063
but just so you know
you're not the first.

325
00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,011
To deny it?

326
00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:56,263
At the NSA about 80% of the staff

327
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:57,566
are attracted to me,

328
00:13:57,591 --> 00:13:59,129
and that's just the
people we know about.

329
00:13:59,154 --> 00:14:00,433
I'm not attracted to you Jerry.

330
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:02,527
This isn't the war, British
women don't just drop their

331
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:06,422
bloomers for any GI spiv with
an accent and a Hershey bar.

332
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:10,285
Well, that's not what your
biometric data is showing.

333
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:13,581
I'd hate for this to get
out and embarrass you.

334
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:16,052
You and I both know those
machines are unreliable.

335
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:18,092
I know of only two real cases

336
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,332
where a polygraph has
given false readings,

337
00:14:20,407 --> 00:14:22,487
and in both cases,
they happened in films.

338
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:23,852
Well there must be a mistake.

339
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,503
Then why are you so nervous around me?

340
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:26,652
Look at you.

341
00:14:26,677 --> 00:14:28,383
There is no way I have feeling...

342
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,574
A polygraph doesn't lie.

343
00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:34,134
Well there's only one way to prove that.

344
00:14:35,127 --> 00:14:36,572
You take it.

345
00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:40,106
I have no problem
taking a polygraph, wait.

346
00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:47,132
So how did I do man, do you
still aren't able to mark me up?

347
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:47,980
I don't know, I'll try

348
00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:49,730
but your score was really on the fence.

349
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,605
Oh God, but which side?

350
00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:54,292
Okay listen so I kind of painted myself

351
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:57,197
into a corner here, I
might need to cue you

352
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:58,501
at certain times in the testing,

353
00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:00,223
- just to pick...
- What do you mean?

354
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,323
Well, it doesn't matter.

355
00:15:01,347 --> 00:15:02,837
- What do you mean cue you?
- Shh...

356
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,877
What's Joseph doing here?

357
00:15:04,901 --> 00:15:07,332
Yeah I'd like an impartial
adjudicator on this,

358
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:10,816
someone who lacks the mental
capacity to skew the results.

359
00:15:10,841 --> 00:15:13,215
Fair enough, should
be fun, you're ready?

360
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,332
Are you all right?

361
00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:22,339
Yeah, oh I have a little twitch

362
00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:23,654
that comes out once in a while,

363
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:24,655
it's nothing.

364
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,963
Chris do you want me to run
through a few trial questions

365
00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:29,784
first just to make sure
the equipment's working?

366
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:30,572
Yes.

367
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:32,012
Are you all right?

368
00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:33,087
Yeah.

369
00:15:35,054 --> 00:15:37,062
So answering yes or no,
what is your favorite film?

370
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,207
"The Greatest Showman".

371
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:42,052
Have you ever taken
any illegal substances?

372
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:43,127
No.

373
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,557
There was one time, at the NSA

374
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:48,932
when I had to sniff a work surface,

375
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,903
but it turned out the
entire work surface

376
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,007
was covered in crack.

377
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,727
Yeah that seems to be working fine.

378
00:15:54,728 --> 00:15:55,888
Great, should we begin?

379
00:15:57,134 --> 00:15:58,855
Hold on just let me.

380
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,480
Yes.

381
00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:07,543
- Yes.
- Yes.

382
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,949
- Two months ago...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

383
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:13,172
Listen, I really think it's only fair

384
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:15,557
if all the questions come from Joseph.

385
00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:17,430
Okay, how many legs have you got?

386
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,423
No you don't have to
create the questions,

387
00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:20,863
they just have to come from you.

388
00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:22,809
To, to.

389
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,247
Yeah.

390
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,132
What does that say?

391
00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:28,380
"Redacted".

392
00:16:28,414 --> 00:16:32,859
Okay, two months ago
GCHQ intercepted a...

393
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,045
- Redacted.
- Redacted, Jesus.

394
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:36,903
...redacted, sorry, file
from the oval office,

395
00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:38,287
implying a coverup within the NSA,

396
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,582
yes or no, were you
aware of such a coverup?

397
00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,414
No.

398
00:16:58,487 --> 00:16:59,487
It says lie.

399
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:00,972
What the fuck?

400
00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:03,572
I mean move on that didn't count,

401
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,752
ask another question.

402
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,132
What's a tampon?

403
00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:07,605
Not you, one of her...

404
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:11,212
Sorry, "Despite requesting
upgraded access

405
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:13,543
to your internal file at
the NSA, it still comes up

406
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,892
as classified why?"

407
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,852
Oh thank, I don't know.

408
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:19,223
"However when speaking
with several senior figures

409
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,372
at the NSA It seems
your move over to GCHQ

410
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:24,215
was more to do with damage
control, why might that be?"

411
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,613
Can we take a break?

412
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,179
- Yeah.
- No.

413
00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:33,339
I think I might sneeze, actually,

414
00:17:33,414 --> 00:17:34,974
and I don't want it to affect the test.

415
00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:36,910
Fine, I'll wait.

416
00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:53,715
I might be a minute.

417
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:58,730
What Evelyn?

418
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:01,072
Why are you and Esther?

419
00:18:01,106 --> 00:18:02,906
- Put this on your thumb.
- What's that about?

420
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,446
Take it, put it on your fucking thumb.

421
00:18:04,447 --> 00:18:05,687
No I don't wanna be a part...

422
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,277
Hey do you want me to
say you passed the test?

423
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:08,832
- Did I not pass?
- Are you kidding?

424
00:18:08,857 --> 00:18:10,770
Take this, put it on your fucking thumb.

425
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:12,527
This is ridiculous.

426
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:14,074
- I agree.
- Let's just get on with this.

427
00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:16,943
Answering yes or no, were
you disgraced at the NSA

428
00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:18,623
and forced to take the position here?

429
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:21,052
No sorry I...

430
00:18:21,127 --> 00:18:22,127
No.

431
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,292
Have you always had two heartbeats?

432
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,492
Yes, I had a twin but I absorbed him.

433
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,357
Oh for God's sake, Joseph
leave the room please.

434
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:33,292
That's hardly fair.

435
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,613
Joseph, go, now.

436
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:38,519
What do you want me to do?

437
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:41,492
Don't give it to me,
don't hand it to, don't...

438
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,117
What is this?

439
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,612
Just get out!

440
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:49,572
Get out sir!

441
00:18:49,647 --> 00:18:50,647
I'm sorry.

442
00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,043
Let's, try that again.

443
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:08,017
Ready?

444
00:19:20,715 --> 00:19:23,840
Answering yes or no,

445
00:19:24,927 --> 00:19:26,105
were you dis...

446
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:29,372
Were you disgraced at the N...

447
00:19:29,447 --> 00:19:30,932
Were you disgraced at the NSA

448
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,087
and forced to take the position here?

449
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,168
No. Motherfu...

450
00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:45,419
Okay so, this is obviously
not an ideal situation,

451
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:46,629
for either of us.

452
00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:48,414
Mm-mh.

453
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,332
On the other hand, this
equipment is notorious

454
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:53,407
for acting up.

455
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:55,447
Isn't it?

456
00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:58,452
Mm-hmm.

457
00:19:58,527 --> 00:20:00,503
Maybe I should ask Rupert
to take another look

458
00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:02,567
at this when we're not so stretched?

459
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:17,918
I think that,

460
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,645
is a great idea.

461
00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:35,979
Just between us,

462
00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:38,579
I was right huh?

463
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,092
You do have feelings for me.

464
00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:42,962
I guess we'll never know.

465
00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:46,263
I promise you I wasn't ear wigging,

466
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,590
but just to be clear are we writing off

467
00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:48,762
the whole set of tests?

468
00:20:48,787 --> 00:20:50,394
Yes it would seem so.

469
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:53,246
You're off the hook, for now.

470
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,965
Hallelujah.

471
00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:58,967
For now.

472
00:21:03,177 --> 00:21:04,582
So in love with me.

473
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,340
- Really?
- It's sad.

474
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:13,631
Oh, Muna.

475
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:14,765
- Hi.
- Hi.

476
00:21:15,328 --> 00:21:16,703
Just came around to empty the bin.

477
00:21:16,727 --> 00:21:18,612
Oh no, no let me.

478
00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:21,125
- Its okay I'll...
- No let me, okay.

479
00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:24,076
Sorry.

480
00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:26,487
Sorry.

481
00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:35,412
? There's a bad pie
just around the corner ?

482
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:39,059
? There's a dark cloud
patching through the skies ?

483
00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:41,412
? It's as clear as crystal ?

484
00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:43,052
? From Brislington to Bristol ?

485
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:45,019
? That we can't save democracy ?

486
00:21:45,094 --> 00:21:47,012
? And we don't much care ?

487
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:51,212
? We better all run the
merits or beyond that flag ?

488
00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:55,979
? But wait till we drop down dead ?

489
00:21:56,004 --> 00:22:00,604
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