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Those two died in a 69 position.
Ho ho ho!

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Tulip, look.

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Ooh! That's hilarious.

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Blinkerquartz, why is the plague
so much worse this year?

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Perhaps it was those mysterious bodies
that fell from the sky last week.

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How many times
must I apologize for that?

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- Once. Once would be good.
- Never.

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King Merriman!

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Angel of Death!

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Squire, what's the report?
How bad is it?

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So many people who've had
the best years of their lives

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ripped away from them,
who never got the chance to love,

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to start a family.

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Oh. At least the plague's
not inside the castle.

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On that note, everyone pack your shit.
We're getting the hell out of town.

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CREDITS

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You know, Broth, seeing that bigamist
die right in front of me

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really made me think.

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He has two families,
and I've never even been in love.

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It's because you're afraid
to take risks, man.

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Throw caution to the wind, no fear.

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Huh. You're right.

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I should ask Sloane
to the Squire Formal.

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What? No. Eww!

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I meant we should jump off a castle
into a bonfire.

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You and me, man:

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Stunt Budz!

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Hey, there she is now.

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Wow-wow-woo-wee-wa!
Check out the pails on Sloane.

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Hi, Sloane.

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Oh. Hi, Patrick. Hi, Broth.

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'Sup?

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Uh... I won't see you for a while.

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I'm headed out of town
with the royal family

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until the plague dies down.

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Oh. That's cool.

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Yeah. Yeah, so, I, uh, wanted
to ask you, um, uh...

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- Uh-huh.
- Uh, if you... like...

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pails?

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Ah! No, I do not like pails.

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Oh. Okay.

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Uggh!

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Was that as bad as I think it was?

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That was the flirting equivalent
of a papercut on my sunburned dick.

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Never do your taxes at the beach.

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The other kings have refused
to take us in.

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They're mad that you ruined
Chill Society.

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Jeez. Still?

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Yes, kings love to hold a grudge.
You know.

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I'll never forgive them for that.
Where are we supposed to go now?

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Well, at least my parents are safe.
They're on their annual ski trip.

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Without you? Did you get banned
from family vacation

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for head-butting the activities director
into a pool, too?

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No. No, me-me either.

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Anyway, the plague can't survive
up in the mountains, it's too cold.

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Hmm. Patrick, tell the driver
how to get to that lodge.

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Blinkerquartz, pack my skis.

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- Oh, God, no.
- Hell, yeah!

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Stunt Budz, Winter Edition!

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Now, Blossom, think of it
as a family vacation.

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It's fun!

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I can't believe
you pulled me out of school.

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We've been catfishing Principal Tatum
for weeks

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and she's so close to thinking
her ex-husband wants her back.

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I wish you put as much effort
into your grades

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as you do gaslighting sad adult women.

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I learned it from watching you!

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Come back, darling.
You'll freeze to death!

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I'd rather die than be stuck
on top of the mountain with you!

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Don't worry, Your Majesty,
I'll go get her.

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- Princess Blossom.
- _

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I can fucking read.

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Please, go back to your parents.

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No. My mom is a huge bitch.

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Fine. Don't go back, then.

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I know what reverse
fucking psychology is, Patrick.

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Goddamn it, let's go.

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Come and get me, then,
you little pussy-assed bitch.

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Come on, get back here.

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Please! Stop it!

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Uggh!

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Fuck you, Patrickkkkk!

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Oh, shit.

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Waaaaah!

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God, are we going or what?

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Has anyone seen Patrick?

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Eh, he's got the squirts
and said we should go on without him.

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Yeah. Sounds like Patrick. So selfless.

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Oh, Glenn, I love
our annual ski retreat.

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Me too, Doreen.

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Here's to fresh powder, fine wine...

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And free mustache rides.

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Saddle up!

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Mwah!

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In the name of the king,
I declare this ski lodge party central.

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- Oh, hell no, not this blowhard.
- Now, honey, give it a chance.

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This could be fun.

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He shouldn't take any ski trips

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until he fixes the big pothole
in front of our house.

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I saw a horse drown in it the other day.

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Mom, I'm bored!

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Can I have wine?

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No. Read a book!

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Fuck!

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Stunt Budz!

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Yeah. You can't kill me, snow.

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I refuse to die.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

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You can't take a bite out of my ass,

111
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but you can suck on these balls!

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I bet a beautiful ice
princess lives here.

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And she keeps cat shit in a pizza box?

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"Norah Small."

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Looks like somebody turned
your castle into a dump.

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Ah, get away from my treasures!

117
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Who just burns other people's stuff?

118
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You're a psycho!

119
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Your stuff? You're Norah Small?

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- Yes. You ruined this.
- _

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How will I remember if the high
school production of "Midsummer"

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got a good review?

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It did. Ugh! Who are you?

124
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Did my mother send you?
'Cause I'm totally fine.

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No. No one sent me. My name's Patrick.

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Please don't eat me!

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I'm not eating you, I'm keeping you.

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No, no, wait.

129
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We could just hang out, like friends.

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Uggh! - They can be your friends.

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That's Darnell and that's Rita.

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_

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Grown-up parties are so cringe-y.

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Hey, check it out.
I'm lampshade-on-head party guy.

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I'm fun now.

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I found the pantry.

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First one to eat all the food wins.

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Great plan: eat all our fuckin' food.

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Before you know it,
we'll be eating each other.

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Lighten up, it's a plague party!

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I have news from the kingdom.

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- Is the plague over?
- No, mean girl.

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Our plague-ologist just upgraded
the threat level

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from spicy to en fuego!

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We're trapped!

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My lampshade is stuck. What's happening?

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We must rise from the ashes
and start a new society.

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As long as I'm king,
everything will be great.

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Did anyone bring their fire servant?
I left mine at my manor.

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We didn't bring ours.

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Well we caught ours stealing
and put him down!

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That's fine, I'll fix it.

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I'm your king, after all.

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And... fire!

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The king can't make fire?

156
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- It's so cold!
- I have frostbite.

157
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The king is powerless!

158
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I'm freezing my little titties off, Dad!

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Yes! You're amazing.

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- You rock!
- Why, I feel warmer already.

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- Jesus, people, it's just a fire.
- He got lucky.

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Three cheers for Glenn.

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I'm going to name
my first-born child Glenn.

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Thank you, Glenn.

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Why didn't I ask out Sloane
when I had the chance?

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Sorry about borrowing your rib, Rita.

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Damn it!

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Fifty garlic presses
and only one worth a shit...

169
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Oww! Ow, ow, ow, not again.

170
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Oh, if that gets infected,
you could lose the whole foot.

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I could help you.

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But you'd have to open this cage.

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Uh... fine.

174
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But don't get any ideas.

175
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You'll get lost and freeze to death
without a map.

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And that's if the wolves
don't get you first.

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Fine.

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- Ready? One, two...
- W-Wait! Wait, oh, oh, oh, wait.

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I'm not ready! - ...three!

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Ohhhh... Thank you.

181
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You're welcome.

182
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Now, any chance you can
help me get home?

183
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Nope. Any time I get rid of something,
bad stuff happens.

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You're staying right here.

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Hey, here's your garlic press.

186
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Well, maybe it would be easier
to find things

187
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if you didn't have so much clutter.

188
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No, no! I need it! I need it all!

189
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Whatever you're afraid of, trust me,
you can't let fear hold you back

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or you'll regret it.

191
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But my irrational fear
actually makes sense.

192
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You see, the last time
I threw something out, I lost Craig.

193
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It was a perfect life.

194
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And I kept a perfect house.

195
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Cleaning was my love language.

196
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That and butt stuff.

197
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:04,956
You see, Craig had a jean jacket
from high school, a ratty old thing.

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He never even wore it, so one day,
into the trash it went.

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Then, the morning of the great blizzard,

200
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you know, the one that killed
all those Sherpas,

201
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Craig says, "Hey, baby,
you seen my old jean jacket?"

202
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,722
And I tell him,
"I threw it out weeks ago."

203
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,809
Craig's eyes went black as coal.

204
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,562
He says,
"That jacket wasn't just a jacket,

205
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:31,065
"it was a symbol
of the last time I was happy.

206
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,317
"Beast Feast, my senior year.

207
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"The night I met you.

208
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,572
"Before you turned into a woman

209
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"who'd rather dust than dance,

210
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"who'd rather sweep than see a sunset,

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who'd rather mop than make love."

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00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,373
And with that, he threw open the door.

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00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,919
"No, Craig," I said, "the blizzard!
At least take a jacket."

214
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I found him the next day,

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frozen solid.

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Ten feet from the door.

217
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- Ahh!
- Throwing things out

218
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is how you die alone.

219
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,811
- That feels like a stretch.
- I killed Craig!

220
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,482
Norah, don't make
the same mistake I did.

221
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:17,403
I'm supposed to be this brave squire,
but I'm too scared

222
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,615
to even ask out the girl I'm crushing on
to the Squire Formal.

223
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,451
Now she could be dead
of the plague, for all I know.

224
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,454
But there's still hope for you.

225
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:30,041
You could conquer your fears
and start living your life again.

226
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,292
But how?

227
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:35,963
Maybe keep one garlic press
and throw out the others.

228
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,382
But what if the good one breaks

229
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:42,512
and I'm over there
trying to make garlic knots?!

230
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,890
Then you will buy another.

231
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,185
Glenn, these ribs are delicious!

232
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:53,565
If it hadn't been for you,
we would have starved to death! Yes!

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Ahem!

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Eh-eh-eh! We all agreed,
if you didn't go on the elk hunt,

235
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you don't get any ribs.

236
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Even Tulip helped.

237
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:06,035
There's something soothing
about ripping flesh away from bone.

238
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,831
I'm your king and I demand ribs!

239
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,334
Actually, we've been talking and...

240
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,754
we think Glenn should be king.

241
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,509
Okay, look.

242
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,386
I'm very flattered, but...

243
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,346
Oh, the new king is so humble.

244
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,932
Merriman, do something!

245
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,268
There's only one way to settle this.

246
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:34,814
Glenn, I challenge you
to a battle of the blades.

247
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En garde!

248
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,196
Patrick's gonna feel so stupid
he missed out on this.

249
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,824
? Stunt Budz, Stunt Budz ?

250
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,868
? We're doin' stunts! ?

251
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,119
? But it's just me ?

252
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,789
? There's no other budz... yet ?

253
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,042
Maybe they just need a little love.

254
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,588
- Norah.
- You're breakin' my heart.

255
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,301
? Clean your mess, clean your mess ?

256
00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:05,720
? You don't need those
used blood tests ?

257
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,638
? You'll never use that toothbrush ?

258
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,682
? Or that rusty old bench press ?

259
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,517
? Tiny hats, clumps of hair ?

260
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,895
? You were living in despair ?

261
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,189
? It's amazing, so assurin' ?

262
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,566
? When you've poured out jars of urine ?

263
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,902
? Oh, clean your... ?

264
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,695
No! There was gonna be a kick line!

265
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:23,779
Haah!

266
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,199
Norah... you did it.

267
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,492
No. We did it.

268
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,120
Huh?

269
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,712
Mmmmmmm...

270
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,845
What the hell was that?

271
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,515
Oh, God, I am sorry.
I thought you liked me.

272
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,225
I... I just...

273
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,728
I want to experience love.

274
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,272
Like what you had with Craig.

275
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:02,193
Hey, hey, it's cool. It happens.

276
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:05,196
You know, after Craig left,
I'm not ashamed to admit

277
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,448
I made out with that dresser.

278
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,783
It was Craig's.

279
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,160
It still had his musky scent.

280
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,162
I haven't touched it since he died.

281
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,958
It's the last step.

282
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,962
Huh. What's this?

283
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,882
He... must have been planning
to surprise me.

284
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,175
Are those crotchless?

285
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,721
Oh, Craig, I'll treasure it always.

286
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,473
"To... Carla"?

287
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:36,644
"Can't wait to rip this off you
with my teeth"?

288
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,437
"Love, Craig"?

289
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,564
Carla?

290
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:43,819
That skank from the bank!
That bank skank!

291
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,654
Norah! Stop!

292
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,198
I can't believe he was cheating on me.

293
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,200
It makes me feel...

294
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,577
Way less guilty?

295
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,786
Yeah.

296
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,914
Yeah! It wasn't my fault Craig died.

297
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,667
He was a cheating asshole
who ran into the middle of a blizzard

298
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,504
without a jacket, and I'm not
gonna let him hold me back anymore.

299
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,590
And since you helped me,

300
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:09,178
I'm gonna help you
ask that girl to the dance.

301
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,979
This battle of the blades

302
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,399
will determine the leader
of our new civilization.

303
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,652
We hope it's Glenn!

304
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,418
Well, Merriman's superb!

305
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,086
Glenn will have to be flawless.

306
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,757
Good luck beating that.

307
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,553
FYI, Dad: If you don't win,
I'm asking King Glenn to adopt me.

308
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,741
Holy fuckballs, I'm gonna be king!

309
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,743
But do I even wanna be king?

310
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:18,329
Now I'm gonna be the father
of a whole nation?

311
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,832
What am I thinking?
That's my worst nightmare.

312
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,751
Fuck it!

313
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,919
Ugggh!

314
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,256
- Oh, he blew it!
- Glenn lost!

315
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,131
Whoops.

316
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,717
Because Glenn ate shit so hard,

317
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,180
I now pronounce Merriman the winner
and still king!

318
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,558
Me? I get to stay king?

319
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,727
Oh, God, it's happening!

320
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,441
King Glenn was gonna let me
get my nose pierced.

321
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,152
I'm sorry if I let you down.

322
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,615
You've never missed
a quintuple axel in your life.

323
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,660
Aha! I bring news from the kingdom.

324
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,830
The plague is over!

325
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,625
Turns out, it was just a 24-hour thing.

326
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,752
It is safe to return to your homes!

327
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,672
You heard him.
Let's get the fuck out of here.

328
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,175
I hope you saved
that little black outfit.

329
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,220
Oh, no, I definitely threw out my back.

330
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:20,725
Okay, one more time.
Now, deep breaths. Be brave.

331
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,686
Hi, Sloane.

332
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,146
Hi, Patrick.

333
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,482
Would you like to go
to the dance with me?

334
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,651
Oh, my fucking God.

335
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,572
I'd rather eat glass,
you walking abortion.

336
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,115
Wha... Why would you...

337
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,784
And that's the worst that could happen.

338
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,787
Right. Thanks.

339
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,956
Look, you're a great guy, Patrick.

340
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,876
She's gonna say yes, I just know it.

341
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,045
Now, let's get you to that ski lodge.

342
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,755
I just got one stop...

343
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,132
I need to make on the way.

344
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:57,386
This is for fucking my man, Carla!

345
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,931
Here's your gift, homewrecker!

346
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,057
Oh, God!

347
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,808
Okay. Run, run!

348
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,394
Ooh!

349
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,985
Well, this is it, Patrick.

350
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,320
Thanks for everything.

351
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,365
I'll never forget you, Norah.

352
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,952
Stunt Budz!

353
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,411
Oh, hey, what was that?

354
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,538
Broth? Ugggh!

355
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:27,626
- Bye, Norah! Aaaaah...
- Bye-bye, Patrick!

356
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,590
Stunt Budz are reunited!

357
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,552
Ugggh... My fuckin' ribs!

358
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,387
Hey, Patrick.

359
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,140
All diarrhea'd out? Let's roll.

360
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,770
Patrick, you're back.

361
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,105
And you're alive!

362
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,816
Yeah... Guilty as charged.

363
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:54,235
How was the royal plague getaway?

364
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,945
Oddly inspiring.

365
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:59,115
It made me realize
there's something I wanna ask you.

366
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,199
And I've been thinking...

367
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,577
Are you trying to ask me to the dance?

368
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:05,496
Because this is really heavy
and my answer is...

369
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,875
? Back to school, back to school ?

370
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,294
? Back to emotionally terrorize ?

371
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,463
? Another teacher! ?

372
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,132
Sure.

373
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,384
- Cool.
- Cool.

374
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,846
Well, I gotta finish
packing Blossom's carriage.

375
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:22,972
See ya.

376
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,601
This is the best day of my life.

377
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:27,768
Everybody look.

378
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,229
Patrick's got a boner!

379
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,150
Ha ha! Freak!

380
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,360
Fuck!

381
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:37,904
Bye, Daddy.

382
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,071
Mother.

383
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,033
Thanks for the worst plague-cation
of my fucking life!

384
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,535
Same here. Bye, sweet-pea.

385
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,622
See you at Christmas. Ta-ta.

386
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,169
Uh, driver, can you
take it easy on the bumps?

387
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,714
I'm fucking precious cargo, bitch!

388
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,512
Assassin!

389
00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:03,267
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