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It's hotter than Satan's asshole.
I'm building a water park.

2
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As much as I love soaking
in the soup of my fellow men,

3
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I'm afraid there's no room in the budget
for a water park, King Merriman.

4
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Water parks pay for themselves!

5
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You hear that?

6
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It'd be irresponsible not to build
a water park, Blinkerquartz!

7
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With what money?
We'd have to mortgage the castle!

8
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When it comes to mortgages,
I know the term "castle default swap"

9
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sounds misleading, but...

10
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Sold! Your haircut makes me trust you.

11
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You defaulted on the mortgage,
and now the bank owns the castle.

12
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We'll have to slash the military budget.

13
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Thank you for selling me
all your military surplus.

14
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This better not come back
to bite me in the ass.

15
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Bandits just stole all the cattle
with a shitload of military surplus.

16
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Sorry. This is just a thing I do
when I'm nervous.

17
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Okay, no steaks for a while,

18
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but we can use the grazing land
to plant grain.

19
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Nobody's gonna starve.
I've got this under control.

20
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I'll trade you all your grain
for these magic beans.

21
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- Done.
- Holy fucking hell.

22
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Finally. Problem solved.

23
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Now, I've got a date with a lazy river.

24
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Oh, come on!

25
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I've got you.

26
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And that's why I burned down
the water park for the insurance money.

27
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Was the water park insured?

28
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Fuckin' beans!

29
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CREDITS

30
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Oh. There you are, beans!

31
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Oi! You, boy!

32
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- Tell the king to suck me balls!
- _

33
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We're starving out here!

34
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Okay. Will do.

35
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Great. Cheers, mate!

36
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Ah, those poor people.

37
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Maybe you're not magic beans,

38
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but at this point we could use
some regular beans, too.

39
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I bet all you need is a helping hand
to get started.

40
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I believe in you, beans.

41
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I believe in you, too.

42
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Beans, is that you?

43
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Do you always talk to dirt?

44
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Chicken soup for dinner again.

45
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Ah!

46
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Wish the bandits hadn't
stolen all our cows.

47
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Hi, I'm Patrick. I'm a squire.

48
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I'm Sloane. I work in the kitchen.

49
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Oh, let me grab that for you.

50
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So, uh, ah,

51
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do you, uh, behead chickens here often?

52
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Actually, this was my last one.

53
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With the budget cuts,
kitchen staff's getting laid off.

54
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I was gonna stay with my aunt,

55
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but her condo burned in that
mysterious water park fire.

56
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Oh, no. That's terrible.

57
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Well, maybe now I'll finish my novel.

58
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It's about a depressed kitchen maid
who can't feed her family.

59
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Wow. Things are worse than I thought.

60
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Oh, yeah. It's a shitshow.
I hear squires might be next.

61
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But don't listen to me.
I'm just a depressed kitchen maid

62
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who can't feed her family.

63
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Oh! The novel's about you.

64
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Oi! Haircut!

65
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Stop talking that girl's tits off,

66
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and get busy telling the king
to suck me balls!

67
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Sounds like you have a lot to do.

68
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Anyways, too bad I'm leaving.

69
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Would've been nice
to get to know you, Patrick.

70
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B-bye, Sloane!

71
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Did you hear that, beans?
She wishes she could get to know me.

72
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You're right. Maybe I can save her job.
I'll talk to the king.

73
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I love you, little buddies.

74
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Your highness, we're late
for the morning briefing!

75
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We have much to discuss,
and it's all bad.

76
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Is there cake at the meeting?

77
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We had to cut the cake budget,

78
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which you would know,
if you came to the briefing.

79
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No cake, no king.

80
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You can't hide in there, forever, sire.
The people are angry.

81
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Wha... What are they saying?

82
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_

83
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She's the most beautiful girl
I've ever met, Broth.

84
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Who knew someone could look
so sexy slitting a chicken's throat?

85
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Oh, boy. A castle smokeshow.
I can't wait to lay eyes on this broad.

86
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She's right there. Look!

87
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Where? That extremely average
potato maid is in the way.

88
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- Hey, lady! Quit blocking the view!
- What?

89
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S-shut up. That's her!
Isn't she gorgeous?

90
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Two eyes, a mouth, a nose. I mean,

91
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her face has all the parts.

92
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Aah. I know.

93
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- I can't let her get fired.
- Patrick.

94
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Get the king out of his room.
He can't hide all day.

95
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Here's some cheese and crackers
if you need backup.

96
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Sometimes you have to make
a cheese trail and hide around the corner.

97
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And then I told Blinkerquartz,

98
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"No cake, no king."

99
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You're the cleverest king
in all the land. Kiss me!

100
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Now, now, you little starfucker.

101
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Kiss me, or I'll kill myself!

102
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Let's not be hasty.

103
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I'm throwing myself
out the window. For love.

104
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What the hell?

105
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Merlin's merkin! My beans!

106
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My magic beans!

107
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My sustained verbal abuse
and plant-shaming worked!

108
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Oh, that's weird.
Someone left a trail of snacky food.

109
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Who will eat it?

110
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Sire?

111
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What? The beans!

112
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I... I knew they just needed a little love.

113
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Your maj... Sire!

114
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Be back never, motherfuckers!

115
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Jesus Christ, he's
free-soloing the stalk.

116
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He doesn't have
the upper body strength for that.

117
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I've gotta go after him. Or do I?

118
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If he's running away from his problems,
maybe I should, too.

119
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But if the king dies, the kingdom's
problems might only get worse.

120
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Oh, God. Come back!
The kingdom needs you!

121
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Fuck the kingdom. I'm free!
My new life starts today!

122
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Where do you think this goes?

123
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I'll climb this baby to the moon!

124
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Whoa!

125
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Meh.

126
00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,926
Mom, Dad, we're here for Sunday dinner.

127
00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,975
They're at a jigsaw puzzle convention?

128
00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,394
Ugh. God, Dad is so whipped.

129
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They left us twenty bucks for pizza.
Fuck, yeah!

130
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Hey, man!

131
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- Somebody get the door! Ha ha ha ha!
- Blarney, what the fuck?

132
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Look what I found on the street!

133
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A big-ass bean!

134
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Please don't bring
your filthy street bean in here.

135
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Aah. Eh, you think it's worth something?

136
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Absolutely not.

137
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Why is your bean moving?

138
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There's nothing up here but clouds.

139
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Exactly. No meetings. No debt.

140
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No uninsured water parks.

141
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- Holy shit!
- Sire? Sire!

142
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Are you okay? What...

143
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,947
It's better than any Blanket Kingdom.

144
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:13,238
Where... Where are we?

145
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Home.

146
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,464
That rainbow city looks far away.

147
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Patrick, carry me there.

148
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Oh. Wait.

149
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Look out! Big, big people!

150
00:08:34,526 --> 00:08:37,811
Aah! Big people are attacking! Help!

151
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Easy now, Wispies.
Let's not fear the unknown.

152
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Let's welcome these strangers
with compassion!

153
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Greetings! I am Mayor McCloud
of the Wispies.

154
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Welcome to the
People's Republic of Nimbus!

155
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Well, I'm Patrick,
and this is King Merriman.

156
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Did he say he's a king?

157
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,042
We haven't had
one of those in centuries!

158
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,634
No king? Then how do you know
which one of you is the best?

159
00:09:07,635 --> 00:09:09,549
Well, we're all the best.

160
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,885
I know! We'll explain it in a song!

161
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,646
- No. No, that's, that's...
- No, you're good.

162
00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:17,217
Hit it, Gert!

163
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,476
? This is Nimbus, guys,
our town is perfect ?

164
00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,307
? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?

165
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,858
? This is Nimbus, guys,
where everything's fair ?

166
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:29,735
? Fair and square ?

167
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,655
? You get sick and don't pay a dime ?

168
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,406
? Trains are clean and run right on time ?

169
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,579
? Choo choo, Nimbus! ?

170
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,839
? Guaranteed income
and fair pay for teachers ?

171
00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,721
? Unhappy Wispies are mythical creatures ?

172
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,764
? Nimbus ?

173
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,765
? Oh, gender's a construct
which makes us all equals ?

174
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,979
? We all pay our taxes
and no one's deceitful ?

175
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:11,194
? Nimbus is the happiest place,
so put a smile on your face ?

176
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:19,449
Your town is amazing.
You have so many good ideas.

177
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,453
I'm not sold.

178
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:24,634
? All we eat is caaaaa... aaaake! ?

179
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:31,170
Oh, fuck. Mm. That's good. Mm.

180
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:33,007
We are never leaving.

181
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,928
Seriously, Patrick. Try this.

182
00:10:34,929 --> 00:10:37,507
Our cake scene back home
is seriously subpar.

183
00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:40,932
I'm like a blind man seeing color
for the first time.

184
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,480
For the love of God, make it stop!

185
00:10:45,481 --> 00:10:47,396
Coral, go do your thing!

186
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,227
- My "thing"?
- Your maternal instincts.

187
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,744
I think they're located in the boob area.

188
00:10:52,745 --> 00:10:55,946
Are you kidding me? I hate babies.

189
00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:59,198
Do you know how hard it is
to not get pregnant in this day and age?

190
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,911
My high school nickname was
"The Comeback Kid."

191
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,332
Why don't we just throw it in the river
and get some pizza?

192
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,540
- Good plan.
- Agreed.

193
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,261
Damn, that's cute.

194
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,555
Ah, Beanie's hungry.

195
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,850
Wow, we're actually great parents!

196
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,484
Nah, nah, nah. This is Ruben's pizza.

197
00:11:29,485 --> 00:11:31,899
Get off!

198
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,580
The fuck... Get... off...

199
00:11:33,604 --> 00:11:35,359
- Get the fuck off of me!
- Holy shit!

200
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,743
Have you taken the tour?

201
00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:44,412
They've got an ethically sourced
food co-op, a-a windmill power grid,

202
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,373
free childcare center, and don't even
have a word for unemployment.

203
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,667
And they have a vending machine
just for cake.

204
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,458
Mm.

205
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,005
Okay. Sire, this place is a utopia.

206
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:57,046
These ideas could help us
out of our financial crisis back home.

207
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,430
Home? This is my home now, Patrick.

208
00:11:59,431 --> 00:12:01,508
The home with unlimited cake.

209
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,222
I love Nimbus, too.

210
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,980
But we have responsibilities at home.
The people need you.

211
00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:09,937
You go be responsible.
I'll be right here.

212
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,355
- Cakin'.
- Hello!

213
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,396
I'm not trying to embarrass anybody,
but I must ask.

214
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:19,071
Did one of you have
explosive diarrhea in the rainbow river?

215
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,574
- That's not the toilet?
- Oh, no.

216
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,865
That's the source of
all of our drinking water.

217
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,829
Sucks for you.
How about topping me off on this cake?

218
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,000
And there's another thing, my friend.

219
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:31,419
You've already eaten
a month's worth of cake.

220
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,918
It's meant to be shared.

221
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,379
Shared? But I'm the king.

222
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:39,010
Weren't you listening during
the elaborate musical number?

223
00:12:39,011 --> 00:12:42,678
This is a republic. Leaders are elected,
and there are strict term limits!

224
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,515
Not anymore. I'm the king now.

225
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:49,766
Your king demands cake!

226
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,320
Rah!

227
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:55,900
This always happens
when big people show up.

228
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,781
Gert! Get the harpoons!

229
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,700
- Woo!
- Go, go, go!

230
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,657
Come on, you've got this! You can do it!

231
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,448
- Yay!
- Yeah!

232
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,950
They grow up so fast.

233
00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:09,789
You're doing it, Beanie!

234
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,790
There's our little star!

235
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,710
- Yeah, Beanie!
- Holy shit!

236
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,052
Oh, fuckin' awesome!

237
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,795
Untie your king!

238
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,472
No, no, no, no.
Destruction of property.

239
00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:27,306
Poisoning the water. Excessive frowning.

240
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,177
These are serious crimes.

241
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,814
But why am I under arrest?
I was an innocent bystander.

242
00:13:32,815 --> 00:13:35,693
Were you? Bystanding is a felony here.

243
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:46,405
- This place sucks. Let's go home.
- Now you want to go?

244
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,370
You ran away from your problems
like a child,

245
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:54,081
and then when we had the chance to leave,
you chose cake, and threw a tantrum.

246
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:57,253
Destroyed their non-denominational
faith space,

247
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,213
and shat in their drinking water.

248
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,762
Hey, maybe I'm not their king,
but I'm still your king,

249
00:14:02,763 --> 00:14:04,549
and I command you to get us out of here.

250
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:08,264
I have been trying to help you all day,

251
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,805
and you keep ignoring me.

252
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,098
Mm. Who said that?

253
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,312
Hear that?

254
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:17,523
You were mean to your king,
and now God's gonna kill you.

255
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,114
Look. The beanstalk! It kept growing.

256
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,365
No song is gonna fix this.

257
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,577
What is it? What's up there?

258
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,787
Giants!

259
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,257
You, there!
This monstrosity's blocking my light!

260
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:41,715
Chop it down!

261
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:46,224
This isn't over.
One day I'll get your precious butter.

262
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:53,229
Beanie, did you clean your room?

263
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:57,015
Don't talk back to me,
you fuckin' gremlin!

264
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,774
Oh. I didn't mean it.

265
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,904
Beanie, I'm sorry!

266
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,565
It's from Kingstown U. Ready?

267
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,911
Beanie... did... not get in! Fuck!

268
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,412
He takes after you.

269
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,634
Fee-fi-fo-fum, bitches!

270
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,174
Ha ha!

271
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,346
Spring break!

272
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:37,270
Uh. I'm done. Let's do some shots!

273
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,689
Aah!

274
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,316
Why did you never mention the giants?

275
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,737
Show me them Wispie titties!

276
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,816
They've been gone for generations.

277
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:50,449
In olden times, they enslaved us,
but even worse,

278
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,868
they're assholes!

279
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,538
Check out the bling! Wassupppp?

280
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:58,289
Who wants to get fuckin' faded?

281
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,962
They're always bringing
their guitars to parties

282
00:16:00,963 --> 00:16:03,008
and talking about slammin' puss!

283
00:16:03,009 --> 00:16:05,005
And they all seem to be named Tyler.

284
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,127
We banished them to the clouds above,

285
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,182
but now your beanstalk has given them
a way to return!

286
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,973
Oh, he's got his guitar out!

287
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,693
Oh, great. You got an earring to go with
that shitty tattoo.

288
00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:20,186
Is this midlife crisis
ever gonna end, Beanie?

289
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,061
Are you drunk?

290
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,239
- You stole a boat?
- _

291
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,698
What's wrong with you?
Where'd you learn to be a boat thief?

292
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,370
How'd you turn into such a pathetic
attention whore?

293
00:16:34,371 --> 00:16:37,119
And how did you become such a lush?

294
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,378
I learned it from watching you.

295
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,379
Is this...

296
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,549
all our fault?

297
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,718
We made Beanie this way.

298
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,429
No, we've been terrible parents.

299
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,436
The cops! We've gotta hide Beanie!

300
00:16:58,437 --> 00:17:00,895
You distract them.
I'll sneak Beanie out the back.

301
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,936
Goodbye.

302
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,899
No, no, no, no, no! No, Beanie!

303
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,400
Beanie, no!

304
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,907
No!

305
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,910
My firstborn!

306
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:17,752
Shit!

307
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,503
Ha ha ha ha.

308
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,047
Mm.

309
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,048
But we didn't vote for this!

310
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,264
Trick shot!

311
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,265
Ha ha! Meant to do that!

312
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,437
Ha ha ha ha! Watch this!

313
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,067
Crushed it!

314
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,858
Mayor McCloud, cut the ropes!
We can help you!

315
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:54,120
Freeing you would require
a two-thirds majority!

316
00:17:54,121 --> 00:17:56,696
And the speaker of the house
just got trick-shotted!

317
00:17:56,702 --> 00:18:00,042
Okay. The hell with this.
We're playing by king rules now.

318
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:03,374
Humph. Untie us or I eat the mayor.

319
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,092
- Oh!
- See, Patrick?

320
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:09,337
Democracy is a failed experiment.

321
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,859
Now, let's get the fuck out of here.

322
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,427
We can't just let them get slaughtered.
We're responsible.

323
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,598
Actually, it's the beans' fault.

324
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:24,857
How about this?
If we take down that giant,

325
00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:28,065
you can take that big-ass nipple ring.

326
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,146
Ah, I had one of those in high school,

327
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,572
but my girlfriend's headgear
got stuck on it.

328
00:18:32,573 --> 00:18:33,821
Not to wear!

329
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,572
It's solid gold.

330
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,744
It'll pay your bills for months!

331
00:18:37,745 --> 00:18:40,293
Fine. We'll do it your way.

332
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,917
Here! Run through his legs.

333
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,255
Party foul! Whoa!

334
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,346
That might be the worst thing
I've ever seen.

335
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,098
Now gimme that gold.

336
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,017
Yoink!

337
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,727
Nope. That's worse. Ugh.

338
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,058
Uh, I think I'm okay.

339
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,981
I'm getting my second wind.

340
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,274
Boot and rally.

341
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,158
The good news is we'll feast
on giant meat for weeks,

342
00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:20,286
and the bad news is that beanstalk
still bridges our world to theirs!

343
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,251
Not for much longer.
They're chopping down the beanstalk.

344
00:19:25,252 --> 00:19:27,329
Come on, sire. It's now or never.

345
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,799
Broth, wait! Stop chopping!

346
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,641
Sire, get on!

347
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:50,314
- Whoa!
- Bazingaaaa!

348
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,438
Oh, gentlemen.

349
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,904
It has been an honor...
Aah!

350
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,505
- Oh, hey, Patrick.
- Sloane!

351
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,916
You're leaving?

352
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,801
What the fuck just happened?

353
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,392
I've saved the kingdom.

354
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,599
Look at this loot.
It's still got a little nipple on it.

355
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,559
But we're rich.

356
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,164
Once we pay for the catastrophic
damage to the castle,

357
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,019
this should keep us afloat
for a few weeks.

358
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,901
So, the kitchen staff keeps their jobs?

359
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:38,162
That's a random question, but sure.

360
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,121
Oh, shit.

361
00:20:44,122 --> 00:20:45,247
- What?
- Oh, no.

362
00:20:45,248 --> 00:20:46,785
Who was that?

363
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,108
Oh.

364
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,572
Oh, my God.

365
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,588
I hope at least their
modern art museum survived.

366
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,708
_

367
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,300
Never mind.

368
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,011
Patrick, quit lollygagging.
You've got a nipple ring to melt down.

369
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,516
- And you? Make me a cake.
- Yes, sire.

370
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,195
Oh! It's not fair!

371
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:24,200
Goodbye, sweet Beanie.
We did the best we could.

372
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:27,411
Wow. Who knew parenting was so hard?

373
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,791
You know, nobody ever talks about that.

374
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:33,290
We should apologize to Mom and Dad
for all we put them through.

375
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,587
Seriously.
I once pawned Mom's wedding ring

376
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,378
to get into an underground
pirate fight club.

377
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:42,139
I mean, I won, of course.
Totally worth it.

378
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:46,555
Do you guys think Beanie was sent here
to force us to examine ourselves

379
00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:49,137
and become better people?

380
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,688
Kids, we're home!

381
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,606
Jeez, where'd the day go?

382
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,937
Hey, let's tell Mom
she forgot to leave us pizza money.

383
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,236
- Good idea.
- Classic.

384
00:22:00,261 --> 00:22:03,628
Hey, Mom! I'm all your fault!

385
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:08,205
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