1
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Wow! Caddying for the King
at the charity golf weekend!

2
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If only the kids on the school golf team
could see me now.

3
00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:14,556
Too bad they all gave each other
syphilis at golf camp and went blind.

4
00:00:14,563 --> 00:00:17,823
- Huh?
- Golf camp was crazy.

5
00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:21,650
I hate golfing with the other kings.

6
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All that bullshit chit-chat.

7
00:00:28,539 --> 00:00:31,155
I hope King Topher gets eaten
by an alligator this year.

8
00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:34,169
Well, while you and the other kings
chase each other's balls around,

9
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I'm going to kick back, relax,
and scream at the servants.

10
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Some real "me" time.

11
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Actually, you'll be doing none of that.

12
00:00:40,631 --> 00:00:43,551
It's Queen Collette's birthday weekend
on Spa Island.

13
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Son of a bitch! Birthdays are one day!

14
00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:48,808
Why should she get to kill
my whole weekend?

15
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Uh, forgive me for asking,
your Highnesses,

16
00:00:51,224 --> 00:00:54,522
but if you're both gone,
who will run the kingdom?

17
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We'll let Bungles do it. Bungles!

18
00:01:01,944 --> 00:01:04,361
Who...? Meeeee...?

19
00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:07,531
That's his catch phrase.

20
00:01:07,532 --> 00:01:08,574
I know.

21
00:01:08,575 --> 00:01:13,365
"Look, I'm the Queen! Off to the
spa to get my butthole waxed!"

22
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I hate when he does me.

23
00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:20,648
No, stop! I'm gonna pee.

24
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Bungles, you're in charge
till we get back.

25
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Don't start any wars!

26
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Who? Me?

27
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CREDITS

28
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Where the hell are we?
Where's the golf course?

29
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_

30
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Of course this isn't
a charity tournament.

31
00:02:02,504 --> 00:02:03,838
This is a cesspool.

32
00:02:03,839 --> 00:02:06,629
A cesspool of shrimp cocktail!

33
00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:10,553
- Who are these people?
- You fool! This is Chill Society!

34
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A secret congregation
of the most powerful men in the world!

35
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Kings, lords, popes, and that guy
with all the mattress stores.

36
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History doesn't just happen!
It's decided... here!

37
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So, it's crucial that King Merriman's
first year hosting is successful!

38
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It's gotta be perfect!

39
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King Topher hosted last time,

40
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and it's all
anyone talked about for months.

41
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Farm-to-table, vision board,
juice bar bullshit!

42
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I'm gettin' back to basics, baby!

43
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Dicks, chicks, and guitar licks!

44
00:02:40,042 --> 00:02:44,545
Announcing Rami IV, The Desert Sultan!

45
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Rami! How's the pyramid?

46
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The basement's awesome,
but the penthouse is a real letdown.

47
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Anthony Saltine, the Mattress King!

48
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Heeey, Tony Saltine, Tony Saltine!
How ya sleepin', Merriman?

49
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You look terrible!
Let me fix you up with a new mattress!

50
00:03:02,984 --> 00:03:05,279
Can't afford it? Layaway, my friend!

51
00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,525
Not interested?
How about no interest for 12 months?

52
00:03:08,528 --> 00:03:09,988
You're robbin' me blind!

53
00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,989
I... I don't need a deal
on a fucking mattress!

54
00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:15,534
Perfect! Full freight!
Get it off the truck, boys!

55
00:03:15,535 --> 00:03:16,825
Dammit, he gets me every year.

56
00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:20,706
Hey! Tony Saltine, here!
How ya sleepin', huh?

57
00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:25,586
King Christopher from The Baylands!

58
00:03:25,587 --> 00:03:28,047
Why so formal? Call me Topher.

59
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What the hell is that?

60
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- Where's your horse?
- I'm in training.

61
00:03:32,552 --> 00:03:34,971
I'm doing a triathlon next month
raising money

62
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to combat leprosy-linked illiteracy
among illegitimate illustrators.

63
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Why don't you hide your lepers in caves
like civilized people?

64
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Merriman, you are a pip!

65
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Let's catch up over a glass of
rosé later. Maybe jam a little.

66
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Absolutely not.

67
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Tony Saltine, is that you?

68
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Don't you walk away
until I buy a mattress!

69
00:03:54,491 --> 00:03:58,285
Announcing... I don't know who that is.

70
00:03:58,286 --> 00:04:01,246
Ruben the Rogue, King of the Forest!
Where's the taco bar?

71
00:04:01,247 --> 00:04:03,287
Just park it anywhere.

72
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Nobody crosses the King of the Forest!

73
00:04:13,635 --> 00:04:15,635
I'll have revenge on you all!

74
00:04:16,722 --> 00:04:22,476
I will avenge you, Wolfie!

75
00:04:25,981 --> 00:04:28,481
Here's to Queen Collette's
birthday weekend!

76
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Party, bitches!

77
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I'm so beyond thrilled to spend
this weekend with my ride-or-dies!

78
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What better way to spend
my 29th birthday?

79
00:04:36,158 --> 00:04:37,478
Oh, Jesus Christ.

80
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So, this Queen-tinerary
will blow your panties off!

81
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We've got a mud bath, a sound bath,
a lotta group baths.

82
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Can't wait to see what's new in pubes!

83
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I'm warning you right now, my husband,
the Mattress King Tony Saltine...

84
00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:51,889
that's Tony with a "Y,"
I'm Toni with an "I"...

85
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anyway, he likes a big bush.

86
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And then we open presents!

87
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We all chipped in
on one big gift this year.

88
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Everyone put on your birthday crowns!

89
00:05:01,641 --> 00:05:04,476
Maybe when I'm a little drunker, Cleo.

90
00:05:04,477 --> 00:05:06,727
Oh, no, this is a dry weekend!

91
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,019
We're drinking sparkling cider.

92
00:05:10,052 --> 00:05:11,882
- I'm five months sober, everyone!
- _

93
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Oops. I'll be right back.

94
00:05:19,409 --> 00:05:20,889
Why did you invite her?

95
00:05:20,913 --> 00:05:23,753
I had to.
Her King is friends with my King.

96
00:05:25,624 --> 00:05:30,003
Welcome to the 485th Chill Society!

97
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Let's chill!

98
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Light as a feather, stiff as a board...

99
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Light as a feather, stiff as a board...

100
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So, Gregory, Isaac.
How do we avoid this war?

101
00:06:03,453 --> 00:06:06,372
You've got 50 warships.
You've got an unmarried daughter.

102
00:06:06,373 --> 00:06:09,380
And they've both got some nice cannons.
Do we have a deal?

103
00:06:09,381 --> 00:06:11,746
Doesn't that daughter of yours
have a jacked-up nose?

104
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Oh, it's war you want?

105
00:06:16,925 --> 00:06:18,835
Well, come at me, brother!

106
00:06:19,678 --> 00:06:21,258
Now, now, Gregory.

107
00:06:21,263 --> 00:06:24,311
Your son's no looker
since that horse fell on his face.

108
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He should take the offer
that's on the table.

109
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- Oh, fine.
- Now... let's seal the deal!

110
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Ah, yes!

111
00:06:39,907 --> 00:06:41,697
We oughta start our own secret club!

112
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Yeah! And not invite any of them!

113
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Only forest kings allowed!

114
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And Honeypants, of course.

115
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I'm so sorry. Doctor Honeypants.

116
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Sweet Christmas, boy! Got enough shrimp?

117
00:06:59,514 --> 00:07:01,799
I call my mouth my shrimp-hole.

118
00:07:01,803 --> 00:07:04,638
Hmm. Shrimp-hole you say?

119
00:07:04,639 --> 00:07:06,559
I have an idea. Come with me.

120
00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,638
Is there shrimp where we're going?

121
00:07:08,643 --> 00:07:11,443
I thought I'd be working
a charity weekend,

122
00:07:11,444 --> 00:07:15,108
and instead I'm stuck
at this satanic frat party.

123
00:07:15,109 --> 00:07:17,947
You could feed a whole kingdom
for a year on what this costs.

124
00:07:17,948 --> 00:07:19,815
I know, pretty bitchin', right?

125
00:07:20,572 --> 00:07:24,370
- Blarney? What are you doing here?
- I'm the entertainment, man!

126
00:07:24,371 --> 00:07:26,488
It's my first time
doing a corporate event.

127
00:07:26,494 --> 00:07:28,164
I even wrote some new material.

128
00:07:28,165 --> 00:07:33,418
"If your swimming pool is a moat...
you might be a king."

129
00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,128
Is that the punchline?

130
00:07:35,129 --> 00:07:39,215
"If your storage unit
is a storage castle... "

131
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Oh, c'mon, who has a storage castle?
That is pretty broad.

132
00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,095
Patrick, I need you to go
to the storage castle.

133
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Told ya.

134
00:07:46,401 --> 00:07:48,226
The ceremonial hunt starts in an hour,

135
00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:50,845
and if I don't have my special
Chill Society Sword,

136
00:07:50,852 --> 00:07:52,440
the weekend isn't perfect!

137
00:07:52,441 --> 00:07:53,978
My father was the last one to use it.

138
00:07:53,981 --> 00:07:56,481
We put all of his shit
in the storage castle after he died.

139
00:07:56,483 --> 00:07:59,193
Ask the guard to grab it.
Don't go poking around.

140
00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:03,532
I would be thrilled to go.

141
00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:11,205
Ah, there you are, sweet nectar.

142
00:08:11,206 --> 00:08:15,126
Time to water the tulips.

143
00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:24,350
Ooh, these purses are defective.
I'm taking them back to the workshop.

144
00:08:33,854 --> 00:08:36,105
Ready! Aim!

145
00:08:36,106 --> 00:08:38,856
No! I'm here by order of the King!

146
00:08:38,859 --> 00:08:41,319
Hmm... what's the password?

147
00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,610
"S! xty-n! ne."
But spelled out, capital S,

148
00:08:43,613 --> 00:08:45,743
and the I's are exclamation points.

149
00:08:49,119 --> 00:08:51,078
Oh, yeah, the ceremonial sword.

150
00:08:51,079 --> 00:08:53,579
I think we was using it
to kill a spider last week.

151
00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:54,881
Imma go grab it.

152
00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:00,508
Where's, uh, King Merriman's portrait?

153
00:09:00,509 --> 00:09:04,006
Don't ask questions, don't move,
and don't touch anything!

154
00:09:11,392 --> 00:09:15,395
Wow. This statue of the Old King
is really lifelike.

155
00:09:15,396 --> 00:09:18,146
Boo!

156
00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,611
Ah! You found me!

157
00:09:24,612 --> 00:09:27,872
Sometimes I'm here five, six hours!
No one notices!

158
00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:30,946
You're... you're the Old King!

159
00:09:30,952 --> 00:09:34,209
Old King?
I'm the only king, you little weirdo.

160
00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:35,536
But... you're dead!

161
00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:39,251
Dead?
No, no, just hiding from the plague!

162
00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:42,053
So, how are things out there?
Pretty bleak, right?

163
00:09:42,054 --> 00:09:46,547
Streets littered with the dead?
Crows pecking out their eyeballs?

164
00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:49,312
Does anyone remember laughter?

165
00:09:51,974 --> 00:09:56,519
Uh, your... Highness?
The last plague was 12 years ago.

166
00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,108
- And it killed you!
- Killed? Who told you that?

167
00:09:59,109 --> 00:10:02,775
Um, everybody?
There's like 18 books written about it.

168
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,856
Oh, if I were dead, could I do this?

169
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:13,122
Oops. Better go change my pants.

170
00:10:15,539 --> 00:10:18,629
Shrimp club! Shrimp club! Shrimp club!

171
00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:25,089
Okay, boy, now I've got
a lot of money riding on you,

172
00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,130
so don't fuck this up.

173
00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:31,679
Three, two, one... Shrimp fight!

174
00:10:34,308 --> 00:10:36,976
- Shrimp-ressive!
- Eat, you fool!

175
00:10:42,065 --> 00:10:44,525
There's a serious grain shortage,
Your Grace.

176
00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:47,397
If we don't figure it out,
the kingdom will starve.

177
00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:48,863
You must do something!

178
00:10:48,864 --> 00:10:51,494
Who? Me?

179
00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:53,535
Yes. You.

180
00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:56,156
Actually, I'm kind of
an agricultural wonk.

181
00:10:56,163 --> 00:10:58,164
I jestered on a commune in the '60s.

182
00:10:58,165 --> 00:10:59,495
Let's just take a look at this chart.

183
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,540
Make an adjustment here...
that number can change...

184
00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:03,024
and how does this work for you?

185
00:11:03,048 --> 00:11:04,461
_

186
00:11:06,673 --> 00:11:08,383
We're all going to die.

187
00:11:09,426 --> 00:11:11,176
And this is the War Room

188
00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:14,638
where I get updates
on our ongoing conflict in the South.

189
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,440
But mostly it's where
I have lunch and watch my stories.

190
00:11:18,441 --> 00:11:23,395
That one's Vanessa. She's a spy!
And a vampire.

191
00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:28,698
Sire, has it ever occurred to you
that perhaps there is no plague anymore?

192
00:11:28,699 --> 00:11:30,025
And if there's no plague,

193
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:33,990
maybe your son sent you here
so he could be king?

194
00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:39,664
That... that little shit.

195
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,785
They're not even my friends!
They're barely allies.

196
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:45,961
And they're so superficial!
I hate them all.

197
00:11:45,962 --> 00:11:47,131
Of course you do!

198
00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:50,630
They're vapid, arrogant, materialistic,
inbred turnip women!

199
00:11:55,138 --> 00:11:58,518
Oh, I can't believe I'm having
this much fun with a pirate.

200
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:02,097
And for a queen, you suck way less
than I would have imagined!

201
00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:05,694
I always dreamed of being a pirate
when I was a girl.

202
00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:08,441
But life had other plans for me.

203
00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:10,534
You want to be a pirate? Be a pirate!

204
00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:12,529
Let's clean this place out!

205
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,328
Say, you wouldn't believe
the expensive piece of shit

206
00:12:15,329 --> 00:12:16,784
we bought Collette for a group gift.

207
00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:18,825
They made you do a group gift?

208
00:12:18,828 --> 00:12:21,418
I think a group gift is nice.

209
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,831
- Shut up, Karen.
- And, please, for the love of God,

210
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,844
point your vagina elsewhere.

211
00:12:27,837 --> 00:12:29,046
We'll need a diversion.

212
00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:31,966
And I've got just the thing
back on my ship.

213
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:35,887
Shrimp fight. Shrimp fight.

214
00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:41,482
Finish him.

215
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:57,616
Where am I?

216
00:12:57,618 --> 00:13:00,998
If we hurry,
we can still make Lasagna Club!

217
00:13:02,247 --> 00:13:03,914
All right, everybody!

218
00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:06,915
It's clown time!

219
00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:10,959
Okay, this is it, Blarney.
It's your one shot.

220
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,467
This is your one oppor...

221
00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:16,888
All right, I ate too much spaghetti.

222
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,769
I'm the rightful king!
You gotta help me get my throne back!

223
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:26,688
Overthrow the kingdom?
I'm just here for the sword, man!

224
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:29,479
Ah, the Chill Society.

225
00:13:29,483 --> 00:13:33,319
A bunch of kings
making deals in some back room

226
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,950
and jerking each other off!

227
00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:36,614
I'm a traditionalist.

228
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:41,035
The way to solve your problems
are with massive battlefield casualties!

229
00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:43,906
The only part I miss
is the ceremonial manhunt.

230
00:13:43,913 --> 00:13:44,955
Manhunt?

231
00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:48,876
Yes. You know,
they say clown meat tastes funny.

232
00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:52,457
And let me tell you something: it does.

233
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,132
I'm sorry. Clown meat?

234
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,979
- Shit, Blarney!
- Hey, look... I found a memento!

235
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:10,815
Uh-oh.

236
00:14:18,073 --> 00:14:20,793
How many times am I gonna take
a comedy gig

237
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,985
only to be hunted for sport?

238
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:25,460
Ha-ha! Fore!

239
00:14:25,461 --> 00:14:26,956
Ahhh!

240
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:31,168
I knew there was no way
Blarney would get paid for comedy.

241
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:34,338
If I help you break out of here,
will you ban clown hunting?

242
00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:35,339
Absolutely!

243
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,800
It'll be the first thing I do
after I legalize bestiality,

244
00:14:38,803 --> 00:14:42,472
sell poor people as lunch meat,
and implement an electoral college.

245
00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:45,063
Oh, God, I gotta get out of here.

246
00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:48,018
Well, hell, I'm sorry that took so long.

247
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:51,149
We was using it to get the dog's
tennis ball out from under the couch.

248
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,778
- Thanks! Well, gotta go!
- Hey! Wait a minute!

249
00:14:53,779 --> 00:14:56,736
Did you talk to him? This is bad!

250
00:14:56,737 --> 00:14:59,567
Ready the horses, Patrick!
This one's mine!

251
00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:00,782
Stab!

252
00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:04,118
- Oh, my God!
- I sharpened Vanessa into a shiv!

253
00:15:04,119 --> 00:15:06,159
Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab!

254
00:15:06,831 --> 00:15:10,251
Hey, FYI, bit of a situation
in the Hall of Statues, thanks, bye!

255
00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:19,045
Ooh, it's time for presents!

256
00:15:22,763 --> 00:15:24,347
Oh, my God! You guys!

257
00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:26,518
Now I've got a matching set
for the guest bath!

258
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,847
It's from all of us!

259
00:15:27,852 --> 00:15:31,022
I also got you a mattress fit
for a queen. You'll love it!

260
00:15:31,023 --> 00:15:33,939
This is a raid!

261
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,980
Pleased to meet you, Your Majesties!

262
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:39,028
You can call us...
the Plunder from Down Under!

263
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:49,458
It's exactly what I wanted!
How did you know?

264
00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:05,179
Hi, I'm Collette,

265
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:10,020
and... sobriety's a slippery slope!
Yeah!

266
00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:23,033
The King isn't the king,
my brother's gonna die,

267
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:25,700
and I just dropped all of my change.

268
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:28,201
This day is the worst.

269
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,000
And now I have to pee.

270
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,628
Ho, ho, ho! Feast your eyes, boys!

271
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,339
We caught ourselves an adult
male virgin! They're endangered.

272
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,929
Goddammit, Ruben, let me out of here!

273
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,797
The kings are doing a manhunt,
and Blarney's the man!

274
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,431
Hmm... I bet ruining their manhunt

275
00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:51,439
would make things
pretty un-chill for those elites,

276
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,394
with their exclusionary
membership practices!

277
00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:55,435
Yeah, plus, we'd save our brother.

278
00:16:55,439 --> 00:16:57,229
Remember? The important part.

279
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,487
Finally! I need the sword
to carve up the clown!

280
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,356
What does hunting a clown
have to do with diplomacy?

281
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,202
Everything!
You normies wouldn't understand!

282
00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:09,370
A king can't truly trust another king

283
00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:11,998
until they've soaked
in the blood of a clown together.

284
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:14,497
Clown blood greases the wheels of power.

285
00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:16,129
Now let's go, caddy!

286
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,099
- I think I saw him run this way!
- Victory!

287
00:17:30,891 --> 00:17:32,809
Uh-oh!

288
00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,315
What the hell is going on?

289
00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:51,697
There he is.

290
00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:55,668
Oh! Clown decoy!

291
00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:06,592
Who is responsible for this?

292
00:18:06,593 --> 00:18:08,513
King of the Forest! Yeah! Fuck off!

293
00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:10,596
It's the ghost of Robin Hood!

294
00:18:10,597 --> 00:18:12,517
I'm Ruben the Rogue, dumbass!

295
00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:14,934
Well, now I know who to kill!

296
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,775
On second thought,
it was all Patrick's idea!

297
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:19,969
Ahhhh!

298
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,857
Oh, you little nerd!
Why would you ruin my hunt?

299
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:27,200
Because hunting humans
for entertainment...

300
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:30,366
even clown humans, before you say it...
is wrong.

301
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:34,497
I'm still puttin' this on my resume!

302
00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:42,294
Here's your cut. You earned it.

303
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,795
I don't need money.
I did it for the kicks.

304
00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:47,967
The kicks? The kicks don't have to end!

305
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:50,386
Join my crew. Karen did.

306
00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:53,267
Shiver me timbers! I'm a pirate now!

307
00:18:54,058 --> 00:18:59,854
You're the queen of the high seas, but
I'm a less metaphorical kind of queen.

308
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:02,975
I have responsibilities
I can't run away from.

309
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:06,069
The statue is gone!

310
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,946
Goodbye, Coral.

311
00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:16,905
It's not "goodbye."
It's "to be continued."

312
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,507
My birthday is ruined!

313
00:19:31,762 --> 00:19:35,014
Aw, c'mon, guys!
Chill Society's not over!

314
00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:36,305
We couldn't kill a clown,

315
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,687
but you don't want to miss
the X-rated hypnotist!

316
00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:41,645
Sons of bitches.
Thanks for ruining Chill Society,

317
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:45,024
AKA the one weekend a year
I get to myself!

318
00:19:45,025 --> 00:19:46,585
The rest of my fall, if you're curious,

319
00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:48,783
is just Little League
games and play-dates

320
00:19:48,784 --> 00:19:51,819
and macaroni-and-cheese and no handjobs.

321
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:55,618
You'll pay for this, Merriman!
Cash, no credit!

322
00:19:55,619 --> 00:20:00,289
You never get a second chance
to host your first Chill Society.

323
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,880
You should take this enormous failure
and journal about it.

324
00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:06,339
See what you did?

325
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,338
Our Kingdom is fucked,
and I look like a real dick swab!

326
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,301
I hope you like dungeons,
because that's where you're going!

327
00:20:12,302 --> 00:20:14,428
I mean, unless you actually
do like dungeons,

328
00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:16,059
in which case I'll find somewhere worse.

329
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:19,056
- So, you know, please be honest about it.
- Honest?

330
00:20:19,059 --> 00:20:22,979
The way you've been honest
with the whole kingdom about your daddy?

331
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,064
Oh, that's right!

332
00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:27,395
I know your deepest, darkest secret,

333
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,820
so I think we call this one a draw!

334
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,698
- Uh...
- Aw, fine.

335
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,284
So, you talked to the Old Boob, huh?

336
00:20:37,285 --> 00:20:40,365
Do you really think
he should be king instead of me?

337
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:43,541
No way. Have you heard
his electoral college idea?

338
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:47,802
What is it with that man and equally
weighted state representation?

339
00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:52,756
I'm sorry your weird
cult weekend got ruined.

340
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,928
- I'm sorry you blackmailed me.
- Oh, my God.

341
00:20:55,929 --> 00:20:59,227
I've been a squire for a month
and I already blackmailed the king.

342
00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:00,515
What's become of me?

343
00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,686
What is that, a soliloquy?
Good job, Hamlet!

344
00:21:03,687 --> 00:21:05,307
Let's get the hell outta here.

345
00:21:05,313 --> 00:21:10,026
Pack my things!
And cancel the X-rated hypnotist!

346
00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:11,777
And where the hell is Blinkerquartz?

347
00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:14,197
Who's got room for Pie Club, huh?

348
00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:16,198
Oh, God.

349
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:23,206
I'm so glad to be home!
I can't wait to see Bungles!

350
00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:27,667
- Probably drunk in the moat again.
- Oh, I hope so! I love that bit!

351
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:32,506
Assassin!

352
00:21:32,507 --> 00:21:34,127
Assassin!

353
00:21:34,134 --> 00:21:38,470
Bungles, noooooooooo!

354
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:42,558
You must hang on!

355
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:47,059
Who... me?

356
00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:53,777
Heaven just got a little more hilarious.

357
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:07,700
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