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? I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time ?

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? Friendly faces everywhere ?

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? Humble folks without temptation ?

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? Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ?

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? Ample parking day or night ?

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? People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ?

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? Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ?

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? I like fucking silly bitches
cause I know my penis likes it! ?

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? Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ?

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Sync and corrections by rickSG
www.addic7ed.com

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What on Earth was that?!

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My name is Jimmy Valmer.

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And I am very f-f-fast.

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When I was born, my parents
knew I was different.

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I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Valmer.

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Your newborn son will
never be able to walk.

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But he will be extremely good at comedy.

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Wow! What a
t-t-terrific audience.

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As I got older, my
powers only increased.

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What do you call
cheese that isn't yours?

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Help!

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Nacho Cheese.

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And now I look for others like me to
fight crime as part of a superhero team.

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I am...

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Fa-Fa-Fastpass.

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Okay, okay, thank you, Fastpass.

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I like it. What do you guys think?

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We definitely don't have anyone with
super-human speed in our franchise.

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Fastpass, what makes you feel qualified

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to be part of our cinematic universe?

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Well, besides being
super f-f-fast,

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I also have a good attitude

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and flexibility with
my schedule on weekends.

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Fastpass, welcome to Coon and Friends.

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You are about to make
a shit load of money.

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_

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All right, superheroes,

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it's time to layout our plan of action.

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As you can see, I have divided the
franchise plan into three phases.

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Phase one begins with
"The Coon" Netflix series

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and goes through the "Coon
and Friends United" movie

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where we introduce Tool
Shed and the Human Kite.

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In phase two, we do "Coon vs. Fastpass,"

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followed by an origin
movie about Mosquito.

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Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy! I get
my own origin movie?!

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- Bzzztzt!
- That's right.

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It's in Phase two that
we will finally introduce

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Tupperware, our black superhero,
like an ace in the hole.

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Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta
start off with a Netflix series?

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Can't we just go right into movies?

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Netflix is starving for new
shows right now, Toolshed.

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They will literally buy
anything people pitch them.

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We need to strike while the iron is hot.

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Later, in phase three, we
can finally get to Civil War,

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where we will all...

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What is it?!

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Incoming Facetime call from SuperCraig!

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On screen!

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You guys, we have a big problem.

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What is it, SuperCraig?

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Somebody is messing
with our Facebook page.

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They're spreading all these lies

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and saying we like,
burn the American flag

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and pee in each other's mouths.

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Spreading lies how?

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Take a look. Someone is systematically

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targeting our Facebook followers

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and feeding them misinformation.

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Who would deliberately use Facebook

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in such a horribly reckless way?

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Butters, you're not looking
at boobies again, are you?

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No, Dad, I'm not looking at boobies.

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Butters.

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Oh, hey, fellas!

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Butters, are you using Facebook to
fuck with our superhero franchise?

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Umm...

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Nope.

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Butters. Butters!

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Yes, fellas?

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Dude, listen, we don't
have time for this.

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Right now, Netflix is buying

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any show that people pitch them.

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We have a real shot at
starting our franchise,

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and you are a part of
that franchise plan, okay?

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We have movies planned for the bad guy!

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You mean like "Suicide Squad"?

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Yes!

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"Suicide Squad" sucked.

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Butters!

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Butters, you can't just
make stuff up about us.

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People are thinking it's true.

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Look, fellas, you have a
right to be on Facebook,

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and I have a right to be on Facebook.

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And sometimes, that's
going to cause a little...

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chaos.

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Gotta get to class.

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Dude. What a dick!

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If we don't find a way to stop him,

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we're never going to
make any money, you guys.

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Thanks for coming, everyone.

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I know you are all
concerned as Sarah and I are

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about what's happening to our children.

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I just can't believe
that children in our town

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are dressing up in hero costumes

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and peeing in each other's mouths.

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And who are these kids?

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Does anyone know? They're wearing capes

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and forcing objects into
their own rectal cavities.

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Why?

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We were shocked to read that
a young African-American boy

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is wearing Tupperware

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and defecating on
girls while they sleep.

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What if those kids are
hanging out with our kids?

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You know what I think the problem is?

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Facebook.

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Facebook? How so?

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Well, look, we all know there's a
lot of mixing of truth and fiction

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that's been on Facebook lately.

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And children lack the cognitive ability

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to determine what's true
and what isn't on Facebook.

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That's why we now have young kids

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dressing up in costumes, eating poop,

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and having sex with
antelopes in our town.

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Maybe we need to get
our kids off of Facebook.

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That'll never happen.

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You know what I say we do?

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Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg
to come and talk to us all

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about our concerns in this community.

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Do you really think he'd come?

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Why not give it a try?

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Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg here

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and see what he has to say.

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I'm sure he's a reasonable person.

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Who are you?! What do you want?!

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I'm here about the job?

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Oh, are you Adam? Well, come on in!

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You're making a smart
career choice, Adam.

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You see, what we do
here is utilize Facebook

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not only to spread chaos but
to actually profit from it.

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You'll find the hours very reasonable,

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and I'm working on getting full
health and dental for all employees.

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Here's your company uniform.

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You see, what I've done, Adam,

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is built a completely
self-sustaining chaos machine...

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You look fantastic...

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Doing nothing more than what
Facebook was designed to do.

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I make money from Facebook
for my fake content

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in order to pay Facebook
to promote my fake stories.

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And thusly, we're
growing bigger every day.

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Everyone, can I have
your attention please?

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We have a new agent of chaos.

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Please welcome Adam Borque.

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Here you go. You can take
this workstation, Adam.

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Just start writing
horrible things about people

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and presenting it as
reality on Facebook.

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All right! Don't forget we
have a chaos quota, gang!

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Let's really fuck shit up.

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All right. Can everyone
hear me in the back?

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M'kay We're gonna get started here.

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I know you all have a lot of questions,

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so without further ado,

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let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg.

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Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg.

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Thank you. It is a great honor

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to be here amongst all of you.

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For those few who don't know,

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could you tell us who you are?

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I am the founder and
chairman of FACEBOOK.

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But I also have a style that
is completely unblockable.

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Okay, we'll let him speak,

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and then we'll open the
floor to some questions

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if there's time. Thank you.

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Thank you, right.

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All right. Everyone here
wants to see my style.

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But first what I'll need is a volunteer.

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Yes, you sir?

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Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook
has become a tool

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for some to disrupt our
country and our community...

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You say these things
like they are my fault,

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and yet they are not.

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Well, you did create a platform

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with a monetary incentive

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for people to spread misinformation.

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Now I see you're trying

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to use your style over mine.

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Now, you try to block me.

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Brzzz! Byeow!

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Now you have learned that
you cannot block me, yes?

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Yes. What is your question?

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How are we supposed to keep our kids...

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Ba-ba-ba-baaa!
Ztzztzzzt!

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Shwa! Ahh! Pos-brb!

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Wilson Aubrey?

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Yeah.

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It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends.

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We're, uh... just wondering

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why you stopped
following us on Instagram.

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Because you victimize innocent people

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and poop in little girls' mouths.

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That's not true, Wilson.

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We're Coon and Friends,
not Harvey Weinstein.

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Facebook says it's true.

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But it's not true.

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But Facebook says it's true.

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Okay, but it's not true,

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and you need to have
your own fucking brain

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and decide shit for yourself!

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God damn it! Let's just face it.

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We're never gonna have
a superhero franchise!

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It's so unfair!

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Come on, fellas. We
can't let Butters win.

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Forget it, Fastpass.
The world hates us now.

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Yeah, nobody believes in us.

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We believe in each other, don't we?

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Who cares what everyone else thinks?

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I joined this franchise
because I believe

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that it can make a lot of money.

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And being a superhero means
you keep believing in that money

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no matter how hard things get.

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Fastpass is right.

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We've let all this distract
us from what's important.

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We just need to get the Netflix series

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and let our superhero
franchise speak for itself.

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Coon, everybody hates us.

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Maybe so, but we know who we are.

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We are Coon Friends because
we care about each other,

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because we have each other's backs.

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And when things look their darkest,

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these heroes will
stand together and re...

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Hey, babe, what's up?

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What are you up to?

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Nothing. Just fucking
wearing sweet costumes,

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talking about fighting evil.

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Is that okay?

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I just... I thought we
were meeting at the park.

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You didn't text or anything.

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Oh, my God. Are you fucking
kidding me right now?

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Sorry! I won't interrupt.

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Because we are Coon and Friends,

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and as long as we have each other,

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we can do anything!

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I swear that was the worst
public speaker I've ever seen.

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What was Mark Zuckerberg's point?

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I don't even understand
what that was about.

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Guess nobody realized Mark
Zuckerberg was such a penis.

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What the hell?!

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It's Mark Zuckerberg.

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I know who it is!

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Excuse me, what are you doing here?

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I was invited here by people.

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We invited you to come speak

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to our community about our problems!

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Ah! I see what you did there.
Trying to block me, right?

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I am tired of eating
chips. What else is there?

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Hey!

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Get out of our fridge.

257
00:10:49,278 --> 00:10:51,612
This puny refrigerator
could not block me.

258
00:10:51,614 --> 00:10:53,147
What makes you think you can?

259
00:10:53,149 --> 00:10:55,149
Now, you listen here! I will not...

260
00:10:55,151 --> 00:10:56,250
Bzzt!

261
00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:59,486
Oh! Jrmm! Pyow! Wha!

262
00:10:59,488 --> 00:11:03,056
You are no match for my style.

263
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:13,767
So, where are we headed?
Perhaps we should get some food.

264
00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:16,370
What... Excusee, this is our car.

265
00:11:16,372 --> 00:11:17,771
You call this a car?

266
00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:20,140
It wasn't even remotely
able to block me.

267
00:11:20,142 --> 00:11:22,075
What is this car's style?

268
00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,478
Get... Get out of
here, you... you penis!

269
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,014
You say I am a penis,

270
00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:28,582
and yet I am not a penis.

271
00:11:30,619 --> 00:11:32,886
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?

272
00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:35,422
Uh, yes, hello, we
have an idea for a show

273
00:11:35,424 --> 00:11:37,691
that we think would
be great for Netflix.

274
00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:39,193
Okay, great. Would you like a pilot

275
00:11:39,195 --> 00:11:41,161
or just go straight to
an order of six episodes?

276
00:11:41,163 --> 00:11:43,096
We'd like to go right into six episodes

277
00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:44,731
with a pickup option
at the end of three.

278
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,166
Got it. Can you start
shooting next month?

279
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:48,769
Got a show about
transsexual dragons here!

280
00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:50,003
Yes, we're ready to start right now.

281
00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:51,638
We are very, very excited.

282
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,041
Okay, sounds great. We'll
send you the contracts.

283
00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,843
Oh, and, uh, what's the show about?

284
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,110
It's a stand-alone series

285
00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:58,946
about a superhero called The Coon

286
00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,881
before he joins Coon and Friends.

287
00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:02,716
Coon and Friends?

288
00:12:02,718 --> 00:12:04,685
You mean the kids I just
read about in the news

289
00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,286
who stabbed Jessica Alba?

290
00:12:06,288 --> 00:12:09,189
Look, you didn't... you
didn't read that on the news.

291
00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:10,724
You read that on Facebook.

292
00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:12,726
Aw, man, here we go.

293
00:12:12,728 --> 00:12:15,062
Yeah uh, digit, we've
never done this before,

294
00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:17,364
but I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to pass on your show.

295
00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,066
Listen to me!

296
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:21,335
There are falsehoods about us
on Facebook that are not true!

297
00:12:21,337 --> 00:12:23,737
Well, then you should have
those things taken down.

298
00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:25,072
It can't be that hard.

299
00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,107
It's a lot harder than you think!

300
00:12:27,109 --> 00:12:29,343
Look, we'd love to approve your show,

301
00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,678
but you need to get those
things cleared up first, okay?

302
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,347
Thanks for calling.

303
00:12:33,349 --> 00:12:35,516
Netflix. You're green lit.
Who am I speaking with?

304
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,558
What the... Who are you?

305
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,894
I believe that's Mark Zuckerberg.

306
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,295
Hey, that's my soup!

307
00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:50,163
So, you are trying to block me, huh?

308
00:12:50,165 --> 00:12:51,798
That's fine. What's your style?

309
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,101
I don't have a style!

310
00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:00,707
Hey! Get out of my bed!

311
00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,309
I was invited here.

312
00:13:02,311 --> 00:13:05,279
I am only making use of
a bed for sleeping, yes?

313
00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:06,980
We just wanted you to come

314
00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:08,315
share your insights on Facebook!

315
00:13:08,317 --> 00:13:09,483
Shnn!

316
00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:12,352
Oh, my head! My head! Shaaa!

317
00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:14,755
You should have worked with
me when you had the chance.

318
00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:16,957
Now you lie over there, dead.

319
00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:22,029
Attention, employees.

320
00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:25,365
Kelly Shmidt has just written
her 100th fake blog post

321
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:28,101
that was shared over
1,000 times on Facebook.

322
00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,770
Let's hear it for Kelly!

323
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,106
Don't forget about
those Chaos incentives!

324
00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:35,576
You too can benefit from pandemonium.

325
00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:39,980
Butters!

326
00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,848
Oh, no! It's Coon and Friends!

327
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:42,849
Ahh! Oh, no!

328
00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:44,251
Oh, no!

329
00:13:44,253 --> 00:13:45,852
Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work.

330
00:13:45,854 --> 00:13:47,955
I will deal with these trespassers.

331
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,957
We're here to put an end to you, Chaos!

332
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,825
Yeah! I don't have
butt sex with antelopes,

333
00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,860
and Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths!

334
00:13:53,862 --> 00:13:56,196
It's the 21st century, gentlemen.

335
00:13:56,198 --> 00:13:58,432
There's nothing illegal
about what I'm doing.

336
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:02,202
Yeah? Nothing illegal about
us kicking your a-a-ass either.

337
00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:03,971
Actually that is illegal.

338
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,840
And besides, you can't
do anything to me.

339
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:11,411
Hyah!
Syo-yo-yo!

340
00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:15,248
Wah! So, this is the Coon and Friends

341
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,717
that you have told me about.

342
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:19,319
I warn you, my fighting
style is unsurpassed.

343
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:22,389
Who the S-S-S-Sam
Hell is that?

344
00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:23,824
I think that's Mark Zuckerberg.

345
00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:25,392
You wanna get to Butters, right?

346
00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:27,427
You're gonna have to
get through me, huh!

347
00:14:27,429 --> 00:14:30,364
Dude. This kid is
deliberately lying about us

348
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,232
on your platform for no other reason

349
00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,400
than to cause harm.

350
00:14:33,402 --> 00:14:35,002
Why are you protecting him?

351
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:39,072
Simple. He paid me $17.23.

352
00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:40,774
It's the Facebook safeguard program.

353
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,409
Just $17 monthly gets you

354
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:44,111
personal protection
from Mark Zuckerberg.

355
00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:46,046
Come on! What's your style?

356
00:14:52,354 --> 00:14:55,088
All right. All right.
Everyone calm down.

357
00:14:55,090 --> 00:14:57,190
I can't hear over all you!

358
00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:58,825
You have to do something!

359
00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,193
This guy is going around

360
00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:02,396
acting like everyone's stuff is his!

361
00:15:02,398 --> 00:15:04,564
I'm sick of getting out of the shower

362
00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:07,968
to find Mark Zuckerberg
sitting on my toilet!

363
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,270
Zuckerberg ate everything in our freezer

364
00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:12,906
and then helped himself
to my wife's lubricant!

365
00:15:15,577 --> 00:15:17,411
All right. All right. Everyone!

366
00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:20,047
I just want to know one thing.

367
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:24,885
Who invited him here?

368
00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:27,988
Come on. Who invited
Mark Zuckerberg to town

369
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:31,258
in the first place?

370
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:33,427
- We did.
- We did.

371
00:15:33,429 --> 00:15:35,062
Huh? What's that?

372
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,864
We invited Mark Zuckerberg to town.

373
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:39,599
Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

374
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:42,035
You all brought Mark
Zuckerberg into your lives

375
00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:43,970
and now you want the
police to shoot him.

376
00:15:43,972 --> 00:15:45,639
Please, you don't understand.

377
00:15:45,641 --> 00:15:47,574
He's... He's such a penis.

378
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:49,910
Yeah, and I'm pretty
sure his voice is dubbed

379
00:15:49,912 --> 00:15:51,978
and he does all his own sound effects...

380
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,614
Well, that doesn't mean
he's done anything illegal.

381
00:15:54,616 --> 00:15:57,818
Now, the police will help deal
with Mark Zuckerberg, but...

382
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,619
we aren't going to shoot him.

383
00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:04,191
I'm sorry, that's just the way it is.

384
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:06,190
You all should have
thought harder about this

385
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,527
before letting him into your lives.

386
00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:16,175
When we all became
superheroes, we took an oath.

387
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:19,203
That no matter what it took we
would make shit loads of money.

388
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,948
But thanks to Mark
Zuckerberg, right now...

389
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:23,316
we are a superhero group

390
00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:25,151
that can't even get a show on Netflix.

391
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,753
Zuckerberg is the key.

392
00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:28,755
He's the only person who
can shut down Facebook.

393
00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:30,623
How are we going to get him to do that?

394
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,693
We're gonna beat him at his own game.

395
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,335
We got the west entrance to town secure.

396
00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:44,270
How you guys doing out east?

397
00:16:44,272 --> 00:16:46,239
Here he comes.

398
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,811
Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg.
That's gonna have to be it.

399
00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:53,680
Can't let you into town.

400
00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:56,049
So, you think you can block me?

401
00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:58,284
Look, people don't want you here okay?

402
00:16:58,286 --> 00:16:59,652
This is a quiet little town and...

403
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:01,321
You cannot block me.

404
00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:03,523
There's plenty of other
places you can go, sir.

405
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:04,557
Can you please just...

406
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:09,762
Don't... Don't do that please...

407
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,834
My brain! My brain! Aah!

408
00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:18,137
He walked through.

409
00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:20,273
Aah! My my car! My car!

410
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,243
Oh, my God! It's Mark Zuckerberg!

411
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:28,681
Oh, my God! How'd he do that?!

412
00:17:34,823 --> 00:17:37,390
What's the matter?
Too f-f-fast for you?

413
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:40,493
You saw me walk right
through that police barricade,

414
00:17:40,495 --> 00:17:42,095
and yet you think you
can block me, right?

415
00:17:42,097 --> 00:17:43,329
Go ahead and try.

416
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,868
Now Zuckerberg! Let's
see you block my style!

417
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,136
Pew! Pew! Pew!

418
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,675
Wha, da, da, da, da. Bam!

419
00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:59,112
Oh!

420
00:17:59,114 --> 00:18:00,880
Ow!

421
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:03,015
I have never witnessed
this style before!

422
00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:05,184
Hey, look! The freaky costume kids

423
00:18:05,186 --> 00:18:06,552
are getting Zuckerberg!

424
00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:08,020
Get him, kids!

425
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,222
Poop in his mouth!

426
00:18:09,224 --> 00:18:11,391
Aah!

427
00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:18,331
You tried to match my style and failed!

428
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,767
Oh! It is over!

429
00:18:20,769 --> 00:18:23,102
My friends are all beaten! Why?!

430
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,837
They were just children.

431
00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:27,440
This one simply
protesting for black lives.

432
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:30,410
And this child ting to speak
out for handicapped people!

433
00:18:30,412 --> 00:18:32,678
W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg?

434
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,280
And my friend Kyle,

435
00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,315
guilty of nothing but standing
up for the rights of Jews.

436
00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:38,451
Wh-wha-what are
you talking about?

437
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,987
Ever heard of Facebook Live?

438
00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:45,725
We are just kids trying to
have our voices heard for

439
00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,960
black, handicapped and Jewish rights.

440
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:50,596
Cut down in our prime
by Mark Zuckerberg.

441
00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:53,800
But... but hold on.
That... that's not true!

442
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:55,768
Facebook says it's true.

443
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:59,439
Nooo!

444
00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:02,909
- Huh?
- Hey!

445
00:19:02,911 --> 00:19:04,644
- What?
- What's going on?!

446
00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:05,945
Everyone keep working!

447
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:08,358
- We can't.
- Something's wrong with Facebook.

448
00:19:08,393 --> 00:19:09,916
It's gone. Like...

449
00:19:09,918 --> 00:19:11,517
somebody shut it down.

450
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,152
What are you talking about?!

451
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:15,121
It's over, Chaos!

452
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:17,523
We've forced your
little toady to shut down

453
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,858
his own disorder device.

454
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,426
Curse you, Coon and Friends!

455
00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:21,494
This isn't over!

456
00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:23,095
Oh, yes, it is.

457
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:26,632
Butters! You're the one
who started all this?!

458
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,434
Uh-oh.

459
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,941
You think you're just
so smart don't you?

460
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:37,176
- No, sir! No, sir, I just...
- Make me look like a fool will you?!

461
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:40,012
We'll just see about this!

462
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:42,114
Not so funny now is it?!

463
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,517
Go on! Tell Mr. Putin what you told me!

464
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,719
Well, I was just...

465
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,956
Well, I just said how I just
used Facebook like Russia did

466
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,324
and really didn't break any rules...

467
00:19:51,326 --> 00:19:53,159
Didn't break any rules!

468
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:55,661
Good job teaching our children
that's all that matters!

469
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,997
Just because there's a way
to cause chaos in a town

470
00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,465
or disrupt an entire country

471
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,667
doesn't mean you go and do it, does it?

472
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:04,528
If Mark Zuckerberg points a
loaded cannon at someone's face,

473
00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:06,506
are you innocent for
just lighting the fuse?!

474
00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:08,917
- Answer me.
- _

475
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:12,612
No! You don't go around making
up things about people either,

476
00:20:12,614 --> 00:20:13,780
unless it's about Mark Zuckerberg

477
00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,014
'cause he deserves it.

478
00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:17,350
I hope you're both very satisfied

479
00:20:17,352 --> 00:20:21,154
with the damage you've caused,
because you're both grounded!

480
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,557
Coon Friends, we have done it.

481
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:27,960
Facebook is gone and Netflix
has approved our TV show.

482
00:20:27,962 --> 00:20:29,562
All we have to do now

483
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:32,231
is agree on the final
draft of the franchise plan.

484
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,867
You can see that the
SuperCraig movie now precedes

485
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,402
the Coon VS SuperCraig movie

486
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,971
followed by Mysterion's
video game and then...

487
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:40,540
How come I have to have the video game?

488
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:41,574
I wanna movie too.

489
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,209
You have a movie, Mysterion.

490
00:20:43,211 --> 00:20:44,977
You're in the third Coon
and Friends United movie

491
00:20:44,979 --> 00:20:46,546
after your video game.

492
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:48,815
Yeah, but he's saying he
doesn't ever get his own movie.

493
00:20:48,817 --> 00:20:51,517
- Do I get my own movie?
- Not everyone gets their own movie.

494
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:55,254
- This franchise plan sucks.
- Oh, Jesus, here we go again.

495
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:56,756
No, Wonder Tweek is right.

496
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,558
It was better when we
started the movies off

497
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,893
- with the Tupperware prequel.
- Dude, you can't do a prequel first.

498
00:21:00,895 --> 00:21:02,729
- Why not?
- 'Cause then it's not a prequel,

499
00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:04,230
it's just first.

500
00:21:04,232 --> 00:21:06,265
And besides Tupperware isn't
our strongest character.

501
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:08,101
Fuck you. It's better than a human kite.

502
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,536
He just likes this plan because
he gets two movies in phase one.

503
00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,305
Guys! We have to just go with this plan.

504
00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:13,873
We don't even have one movie yet!

505
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,694
You go with the plan. Maybe we'll
just go and do our own franchise.

506
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:18,177
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

507
00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:19,879
Oh, you want civil war?!
Is that what you want?

508
00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,948
Yeah, dude. It's civil war. Fuck you.

509
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,683
Oh fuck you. Get outta my house.

510
00:21:23,685 --> 00:21:26,252
We'll make way more
money on our franchise!

511
00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:28,755
Go ahead. I bet you don't even
get halfway through phase one

512
00:21:28,757 --> 00:21:30,156
on your franchise, DC Comics.

513
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:38,296
I thought Civil War wasn't supposed
to happen until phase three.

514
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,566
Shut up, SuperCraig.

515
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:43,993
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