1 00:00:00,977 --> 00:00:03,626 I wonder what Manny's doing right now. 2 00:00:03,892 --> 00:00:05,359 Why don't you call him? 3 00:00:05,384 --> 00:00:06,917 You call him. I don't care what he's doing. 4 00:00:06,986 --> 00:00:08,219 I'm trying not to bug him. 5 00:00:08,244 --> 00:00:10,650 He said that he needed some time to adjust to college, 6 00:00:10,675 --> 00:00:11,865 so I'm giving him... 7 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:12,823 Stop the car! 8 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:16,328 Why would you do that?! 9 00:00:16,353 --> 00:00:18,187 I think that's Shorty. 10 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,582 Shorty and I have been best friends 11 00:00:20,607 --> 00:00:22,216 for as long as I can remember. 12 00:00:22,518 --> 00:00:24,785 He and his wife, Darlene, moved to Costa Rica 13 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:28,103 a few years back for, uh... I don't know why. 14 00:00:28,346 --> 00:00:30,805 Ruin his life eating beans, fighting malaria, 15 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,663 drinking water people bathe in? 16 00:00:32,688 --> 00:00:33,587 This. 17 00:00:33,612 --> 00:00:36,321 This is when you sound racist! 18 00:00:36,865 --> 00:00:39,003 You come to town and you don't tell me? 19 00:00:39,028 --> 00:00:40,361 I ought to punch you in the neck, 20 00:00:40,386 --> 00:00:41,154 you son of a bitch. 21 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:41,935 Jay! 22 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,467 I want to kick you in the knee, 23 00:00:43,492 --> 00:00:44,692 you stupid idiot! 24 00:00:44,717 --> 00:00:45,873 That might not be a thing. 25 00:00:45,898 --> 00:00:47,584 You're a terrible best friend. 26 00:00:47,609 --> 00:00:49,443 Don't yell at me. I'm only here a couple of days. 27 00:00:49,468 --> 00:00:52,136 It was last-minute. I was gonna call. 28 00:00:52,646 --> 00:00:53,912 This Joe? 29 00:00:53,937 --> 00:00:55,036 You're huge. 30 00:00:55,061 --> 00:00:56,888 Eh, I can be bigger. 31 00:00:56,913 --> 00:00:58,580 What are you doing? Where are you staying? 32 00:00:58,645 --> 00:01:00,211 I'm checking in at the hotel over there. 33 00:01:00,236 --> 00:01:01,235 No hotels. 34 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,393 You're as bad with money as you are with pants. 35 00:01:03,418 --> 00:01:04,737 What's going on down there, anyway? 36 00:01:04,762 --> 00:01:05,861 These? 37 00:01:06,118 --> 00:01:07,284 Palazzos. 38 00:01:07,309 --> 00:01:08,675 Never felt so comfortable. 39 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,676 Everything goes where it wants to go. 40 00:01:11,725 --> 00:01:14,078 Shorty, why don't you come and stay with us? 41 00:01:14,103 --> 00:01:15,377 You will even get your own room 42 00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:16,957 'cause Manny's off to college. 43 00:01:16,982 --> 00:01:18,815 College?! How's he doing? 44 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,611 I wish I knew. He needed some space. 45 00:01:21,636 --> 00:01:22,389 In the meantime, 46 00:01:22,414 --> 00:01:24,653 she sends him a care package the size of a Fiat, 47 00:01:24,678 --> 00:01:26,645 which included a pack of my favorite sausage. 48 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,794 I did not put the sausage... 49 00:01:27,819 --> 00:01:29,715 Well, where did it go, then?! I know what I ate! 50 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:31,139 There's too many things upsetting me right now. 51 00:01:31,286 --> 00:01:32,373 Go get your stuff. 52 00:01:32,398 --> 00:01:34,069 Meet us back at the house. It's done. 53 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,239 - You got it! - Yes! 54 00:01:35,264 --> 00:01:37,322 It's gonna be so nice since Manny's gone 55 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,768 to have somebody fun again in the house. 56 00:01:46,089 --> 00:01:52,566 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 57 00:01:54,944 --> 00:01:56,879 Are you ready for this, big boy? 58 00:01:56,904 --> 00:01:58,037 Oh, I'm ready. 59 00:01:58,116 --> 00:02:00,589 And it's gonna get pretty messy. 60 00:02:00,614 --> 00:02:01,728 Mm! 61 00:02:01,753 --> 00:02:04,159 So, do you want to be blue or gold? 62 00:02:04,184 --> 00:02:05,277 I'll be blue. 63 00:02:05,302 --> 00:02:06,401 'Cause I'm cool... 64 00:02:06,439 --> 00:02:07,981 Aah! That tickles! 65 00:02:08,006 --> 00:02:10,411 Claire recently went to a bachelorette party 66 00:02:10,436 --> 00:02:13,411 where they gave everyone a passion painting kit. 67 00:02:13,436 --> 00:02:15,036 The idea is that you and your partner 68 00:02:15,061 --> 00:02:16,961 cover one another in paint... 69 00:02:17,198 --> 00:02:18,764 get down on the canvas. 70 00:02:18,789 --> 00:02:22,104 And then get down on the canvas. 71 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,061 Stop squirming, Phil. 72 00:02:25,086 --> 00:02:26,151 I'm never gonna get this paint on you. 73 00:02:26,176 --> 00:02:27,175 Okay, I'll do you. 74 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,456 You're gonna be so gold, you'll like an Oscar. 75 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,533 - So many people to thank. - Oh, yeah. 76 00:02:34,604 --> 00:02:36,235 Oh, crap, it's Alex. 77 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:37,096 Just ignore it. 78 00:02:37,121 --> 00:02:39,078 I can't. What if something's wrong? 79 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,837 Hi, honey. Everything okay? 80 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,049 Yeah, I'm just, uh, letting you know 81 00:02:43,074 --> 00:02:44,424 I'm sleeping at home tonight. 82 00:02:44,556 --> 00:02:46,189 Uh, h-how far away are you? 83 00:02:46,259 --> 00:02:47,191 About 20 minutes. 84 00:02:47,216 --> 00:02:49,382 Oh, that leaves 10 minutes for cleanup. 85 00:02:49,601 --> 00:02:52,731 Also, is it okay if, um, Ben stays over tonight? 86 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:53,689 Sure. 87 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:55,714 I guess if his mommy says it's okay. 88 00:02:55,739 --> 00:02:57,276 Mom, you don't have to take a shot at Ben 89 00:02:57,301 --> 00:02:58,518 every time he comes up. 90 00:02:58,543 --> 00:03:00,610 Yeah, right, like I wouldn't ask my mom. 91 00:03:00,635 --> 00:03:02,176 I'm really supposed to ignore that? 92 00:03:02,201 --> 00:03:03,356 Listen, he is my boyfriend, 93 00:03:03,381 --> 00:03:06,175 - and I'm getting really tired of this. - Oh, calm down. 94 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,903 - It was just a joke. - Well, it's not funny! 95 00:03:07,928 --> 00:03:09,628 When you attack Ben, you attack me. 96 00:03:09,653 --> 00:03:11,458 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 97 00:03:11,678 --> 00:03:12,682 Ugh! 98 00:03:12,707 --> 00:03:13,840 Now, where were we? 99 00:03:13,865 --> 00:03:16,129 Honey, I kind of think maybe the moment has passed. 100 00:03:17,709 --> 00:03:19,441 Ohh, it's my dad. What now? 101 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,395 Just ignore it. 102 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:22,319 I can't. What if something's wrong? 103 00:03:22,588 --> 00:03:24,384 - Hey, honey. - Hi, Dad. 104 00:03:24,409 --> 00:03:25,542 Shorty's in town! 105 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:27,721 I need that set of golf clubs I gave to Phil. 106 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:29,978 That bonehead's certainly not putting them to any good use. 107 00:03:30,003 --> 00:03:32,073 Why, Dad? Why do you always have to attack him? 108 00:03:32,098 --> 00:03:34,010 Oh, calm down. It was just a joke. 109 00:03:34,074 --> 00:03:35,841 I'll pick them up in the morning. 110 00:03:35,866 --> 00:03:38,620 He pisses me off so much! 111 00:03:38,645 --> 00:03:40,292 Come on! Let's do this! 112 00:03:40,317 --> 00:03:41,850 This doesn't feel like it's about me. 113 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,977 I'm gonna hop in the shower. 114 00:03:44,002 --> 00:03:45,438 What? 115 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,485 What's been going on with you lately? 116 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:49,369 You look so handsome. 117 00:03:49,394 --> 00:03:50,500 Oh, well, thank you, sweetie. 118 00:03:50,525 --> 00:03:51,149 You know what, 119 00:03:51,174 --> 00:03:53,743 I added a serum step to my skin-care regimen. 120 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:54,967 W-Wait a minute. 121 00:03:54,992 --> 00:03:56,726 You're just angling for horseback-riding lessons, 122 00:03:56,751 --> 00:03:57,602 aren't you? 123 00:03:57,627 --> 00:03:58,525 - Come on! - No. 124 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:00,203 You're not gonna become one of those over-scheduled kids 125 00:04:00,228 --> 00:04:01,680 that burns out at 13 126 00:04:01,705 --> 00:04:03,096 and wears combat boots to the beach. 127 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,079 I'm the least-busy Asian kid in my school. 128 00:04:05,105 --> 00:04:06,818 Great. Take the other end of this sheet 129 00:04:06,843 --> 00:04:08,476 and help me make up the bed for Lionel. 130 00:04:08,501 --> 00:04:09,675 Lionel's staying here tonight? 131 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:10,206 - Yes. - Yes. 132 00:04:10,231 --> 00:04:12,027 Pepper and Ronaldo are dropping him off. 133 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,618 Last year, Pepper and Ronaldo told us 134 00:04:13,643 --> 00:04:15,261 that they wanted to become parents 135 00:04:15,286 --> 00:04:17,152 and were on a quest to acquire Rihanna's eggs. 136 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:19,450 And we said, "Or, you rich queens", 137 00:04:19,475 --> 00:04:21,385 you could provide a home for a child that needs one." 138 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,260 So they adopted, 139 00:04:22,285 --> 00:04:24,403 and we are a little nervous about how it's going 140 00:04:24,428 --> 00:04:26,926 because, um, when they first introduced us to Lionel, 141 00:04:26,951 --> 00:04:29,118 we could tell that it wasn't a great fit. 142 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,428 Hi, Lionel, it's nice meeting you. 143 00:04:31,453 --> 00:04:33,019 Hey. Cool shirt. 144 00:04:33,044 --> 00:04:35,011 It's a basketball costume. 145 00:04:35,032 --> 00:04:36,069 Jersey. 146 00:04:36,094 --> 00:04:37,665 Jersey. Right. 147 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:39,516 Like "Jersey Boys." 148 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:41,686 Okay, somebody fix me a drink. 149 00:04:41,711 --> 00:04:43,717 We just got cheeseburgers out of a window 150 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:44,841 and ate in our car. 151 00:04:44,866 --> 00:04:47,000 Do we have to disclose that when we sell it? 152 00:04:47,051 --> 00:04:48,815 It seemed like a bit of a rocky start, 153 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,304 but Pepper said it's going well. 154 00:04:50,329 --> 00:04:51,728 Parenting does change you. 155 00:04:51,753 --> 00:04:53,953 You know, before Lily, I could be so dramatic. 156 00:04:53,978 --> 00:04:56,174 - Oh, and I used to be so uptight. - But look at us now. 157 00:04:56,199 --> 00:04:56,885 Oh, sorry. 158 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:59,073 Okay, your hand almost went in my mouth. 159 00:04:59,253 --> 00:05:00,619 Come in, come in. 160 00:05:00,644 --> 00:05:02,564 Ohh! I like this! 161 00:05:02,589 --> 00:05:05,457 It's a lot better than what was here before. 162 00:05:05,482 --> 00:05:07,111 Uh, our kitchen was there before. 163 00:05:08,373 --> 00:05:09,907 Am I being unclear? 164 00:05:09,963 --> 00:05:12,650 Okay, well, Lionel, don't you look sharp? 165 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:15,612 It's Burberry from Harrods in London. Right? 166 00:05:15,637 --> 00:05:17,637 Ohh, you wonderful child. 167 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:20,329 You won't need those flashcards much longer. 168 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,317 Here, for Lionel's stay... 169 00:05:22,342 --> 00:05:24,105 some snacks, toiletries, 170 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:27,164 a design magazine you two could also flip through. 171 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:28,121 Okay, so, Lionel, uh, 172 00:05:28,146 --> 00:05:29,778 we have you set up here in the den. 173 00:05:29,803 --> 00:05:31,036 That's where the TV is, 174 00:05:31,061 --> 00:05:33,998 and Cam tells me that we have a sports package. 175 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:34,850 That's okay. 176 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,256 I should practice my cursive. 177 00:05:36,281 --> 00:05:38,388 Pepper says penmanship is a lost art. 178 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:40,170 Yes. As are thank-you notes, 179 00:05:40,195 --> 00:05:41,327 which is why we can only assume 180 00:05:41,352 --> 00:05:43,051 you enjoyed our anniversary gift. 181 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,302 Anyway, we have to get to the airport. 182 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:48,619 How do we say goodbye, Lionel? 183 00:05:48,644 --> 00:05:49,888 Au revoir. 184 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:51,580 Come walk us to the door. 185 00:05:51,605 --> 00:05:53,116 What have they done to him? 186 00:05:53,141 --> 00:05:55,508 Turned him into a little black Pepper. 187 00:05:56,829 --> 00:05:58,327 It's so infuriating. 188 00:05:58,352 --> 00:06:00,093 She treats you like you're not even a man. 189 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:01,444 Doesn't that bother you? 190 00:06:01,593 --> 00:06:03,092 You know, if you please everyone, 191 00:06:03,117 --> 00:06:04,576 you're not making enough progress. 192 00:06:04,601 --> 00:06:05,994 Cheryl Sandberg. 193 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:07,618 Hey, is this garbage? 194 00:06:07,673 --> 00:06:08,606 I don't know. 195 00:06:08,631 --> 00:06:09,596 What's in it? 196 00:06:09,621 --> 00:06:13,223 Uh, "Passion Painting Erotic Art Kit"? 197 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,933 What is that? 198 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:17,625 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 199 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:18,683 Ew! 200 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:20,775 Gross! Ugh! Uh. 201 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,082 You know what? 202 00:06:22,107 --> 00:06:24,546 If she wants to belittle you like you're some child, 203 00:06:24,571 --> 00:06:25,870 we are going to use this 204 00:06:25,895 --> 00:06:27,320 to show her what kind of man you are. 205 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,414 I don't want to get paint on my T-shirt and socks. 206 00:06:29,439 --> 00:06:31,532 Well, maybe you'll just have to take them off for this one. 207 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,859 Morning! How's my guy? 208 00:06:33,884 --> 00:06:36,508 Awful. I had a zillion nightmares. 209 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:38,533 I was talking to Shorty, but gee, that's rough. 210 00:06:38,602 --> 00:06:40,384 Hey, let's have breakfast at my club today. 211 00:06:40,409 --> 00:06:42,781 We do a thing on Friday called "Yesterday's Potatoes." 212 00:06:42,806 --> 00:06:44,064 They take last night's French fries 213 00:06:44,089 --> 00:06:45,392 and make 'em into today's home fries, 214 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:47,921 and last night's fries were fantastic. 215 00:06:47,946 --> 00:06:50,342 Sounds delicious, but, uh, Gloria already cooked. 216 00:06:50,445 --> 00:06:51,974 Two poached eggs, chorizo, 217 00:06:51,999 --> 00:06:53,927 and a croissant with blackberry jam. 218 00:06:53,952 --> 00:06:55,419 - Yes! - Manny's favorite. 219 00:06:55,444 --> 00:06:56,780 Geez, why don't you just call him? 220 00:06:56,805 --> 00:06:58,738 I made it out of habit. 221 00:06:58,763 --> 00:07:01,350 But thankfully, Shorty loved it. 222 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,032 Didn't you, Papi? 223 00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:05,016 Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you get out of those pajamas... 224 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:05,768 What pajamas? 225 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,610 and then come sit while I... Those aren't pajamas? 226 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,204 No. Actually, Gloria and I are gonna go to the farmer's market 227 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,596 after we drop Joe off at school. Why? 228 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:13,897 It's kind of work-related. 229 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:16,814 Your friend has a very successful juice business 230 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,502 in Costa Rica. 231 00:07:18,527 --> 00:07:20,058 They call me the Fruit King. 232 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,956 They must have seen the outfit. I'll tell you what. 233 00:07:21,981 --> 00:07:23,745 I got a little thing this morning at the office. 234 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,069 Why don't we meet back here at 1:00 235 00:07:25,094 --> 00:07:26,901 for a little best-friend catch-up? Deal? 236 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,150 Deal. Sounds good. 237 00:07:28,175 --> 00:07:29,230 You know what doesn't sound good? 238 00:07:29,255 --> 00:07:32,207 One grown man calling another grown man his best friend. 239 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:34,422 She doesn't get us. See you, buddy. 240 00:07:35,175 --> 00:07:36,742 What is that? 241 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:38,795 Crostini with edamame puree. 242 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:41,320 Pepper says anyone who's still doing tomato-basil 243 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:43,196 missed the boat, or should have. 244 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:44,471 Hey, Lionel, you don't have to eat 245 00:07:44,496 --> 00:07:45,838 that stuff they brought for you. 246 00:07:45,863 --> 00:07:48,385 We... We won't tell. Ch... Pop a Cheeto. Be a kid. 247 00:07:48,410 --> 00:07:49,619 But the guys went to the trouble 248 00:07:49,644 --> 00:07:51,233 of making Rosa make this for me. 249 00:07:51,258 --> 00:07:52,397 I should finish it. 250 00:07:52,422 --> 00:07:54,073 Hey, Lionel, heads up. Catch. 251 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,231 No, thank you. 252 00:07:55,256 --> 00:07:57,486 Pepper and Ronaldo don't allow ball play in the house. 253 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,297 Well, you aren't at Pepper and Ronaldo's house. 254 00:08:00,322 --> 00:08:02,492 This is a fun house. So... 255 00:08:02,517 --> 00:08:03,947 Yeah, that's what they call it. 256 00:08:03,972 --> 00:08:05,544 Well, now I feel like throwing something, 257 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,561 so, hey, Lionel, heads up. Catch. 258 00:08:09,515 --> 00:08:11,757 Uh, I'm sorry. 259 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,032 I told Pepper I couldn't move my arms in this jacket, 260 00:08:14,057 --> 00:08:15,453 but he said, "Fit over function." 261 00:08:15,478 --> 00:08:17,133 - No, you know what? I-It's fine. - It's fine. 262 00:08:17,158 --> 00:08:18,158 - Things break. - I'll pay for it. 263 00:08:18,183 --> 00:08:19,813 No, you won't. We got it for free 264 00:08:19,838 --> 00:08:21,642 when we opened a credit card at the gas station. 265 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,283 I insist. I have traveler's checks in my bag. 266 00:08:24,308 --> 00:08:25,741 No, Lionel, it's f... okay. 267 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:27,372 No, you know what, this is upsetting me. 268 00:08:27,397 --> 00:08:28,874 He dresses the way they tell him to dress. 269 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,309 He eats what they tell him to eat. 270 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:31,777 I know. They control his every move, 271 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:34,306 and he clearly feels pressured to go along with it. 272 00:08:34,331 --> 00:08:35,618 That's probably why he keeps telling me 273 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:37,422 how lucky I am to live here. 274 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:39,829 He said that? Wh... Why didn't you tell us? 275 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:42,102 You guys don't leave a lot of space to jump into your conversat... 276 00:08:42,127 --> 00:08:43,360 You know what this is, Cam? 277 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,030 He's obviously jealous of Lily 278 00:08:45,055 --> 00:08:47,329 because we allow her to be a kid and have fun. 279 00:08:47,362 --> 00:08:48,346 Imagine how jealous he'll be 280 00:08:48,371 --> 00:08:51,228 when he finds out about my horseback-riding lessons. 281 00:08:51,253 --> 00:08:53,019 - Let it go. - We're not doing that. 282 00:08:54,443 --> 00:08:55,643 You know what I'm in the mood for? 283 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,933 And I know it sounds crazy, but waffles. 284 00:08:57,958 --> 00:08:58,915 What the hell? 285 00:08:58,940 --> 00:08:59,582 You're right. 286 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,440 You keep me from flying too high. 287 00:09:01,536 --> 00:09:03,611 "Happy early birthday, Mom. 288 00:09:03,636 --> 00:09:06,165 "Love, Alex and Ben." Oh, my God. 289 00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:08,017 I know. Your birthday isn't for six months. 290 00:09:08,042 --> 00:09:09,448 No, Phil! 291 00:09:09,513 --> 00:09:10,579 Oh. 292 00:09:11,077 --> 00:09:12,667 Ew. Mm. 293 00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:14,784 Hey, guys. Cool painting. Who did it? 294 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:16,526 Alex and Ben. 295 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,617 Oh, I think I heard them making it last night. 296 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,830 She kept saying he was doing it wrong, 297 00:09:19,855 --> 00:09:21,144 but it looks good to me. 298 00:09:21,316 --> 00:09:23,290 I mean, I don't know anything about art, 299 00:09:23,315 --> 00:09:25,274 but... I know what I like. 300 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,087 Oh. 301 00:09:27,112 --> 00:09:29,161 I make one comment about Ben's mommy, 302 00:09:29,186 --> 00:09:30,689 and Alex does this. 303 00:09:30,714 --> 00:09:32,088 It's aggressive. 304 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,923 I remember when she made a turkey with her handprint. 305 00:09:34,948 --> 00:09:36,948 She's just trying to get some sort of reaction 306 00:09:36,973 --> 00:09:38,159 out of me, isn't she? 307 00:09:38,184 --> 00:09:39,691 But you're not gonna take the bait, right? 308 00:09:39,716 --> 00:09:41,326 - You're bigger than that. - I don't know, Phil. 309 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:43,372 This is... This is very disrespectful. 310 00:09:43,397 --> 00:09:45,097 I think she needs to be taken down a peg. 311 00:09:45,122 --> 00:09:47,690 So then, you'll just sit her down and talk to her, right? 312 00:09:47,741 --> 00:09:49,310 I could do that, 313 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:52,904 maybe over dinner with her and Ben... 314 00:09:52,929 --> 00:09:54,757 There you go. I'm proud of you. 315 00:09:54,782 --> 00:09:57,375 a dinner no one will soon forget. 316 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,376 Fine. 317 00:09:58,471 --> 00:10:00,470 But know that I'm having a waffle. 318 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,880 This is what you're doing to our family! 319 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,170 Stop. 320 00:10:06,195 --> 00:10:08,610 You know the rules. Helmet. 321 00:10:11,313 --> 00:10:13,505 Off with you. 322 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,103 Shorty, you're kidding. 323 00:10:15,128 --> 00:10:16,806 I never joke when it comes to fruit. 324 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:20,034 That miracle in your hand is a half plum, half apricot. 325 00:10:20,059 --> 00:10:22,172 There was a time they could only accomplish that in juice. 326 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,595 - Oh. - Jay. 327 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,172 Oh, sorry, I kind of lost track of time. 328 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:28,485 Hey, no worries. 329 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:31,057 Who among us hasn't blown off his best friend 330 00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,592 he hasn't seen in four years to go fruit shopping? 331 00:10:33,617 --> 00:10:37,472 Sounds like somebody could use a Pomegrapefruit Blast. 332 00:10:37,497 --> 00:10:39,324 Blast means "yogurt." 333 00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:41,109 You've been spending too much time in the jungle. 334 00:10:41,134 --> 00:10:43,321 What you need is a little civilization. 335 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:44,665 Let's go bowling. 336 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:46,446 Well, I would love to, but, uh... 337 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,641 I kind of want to take a nap before we got to the theater. 338 00:10:49,656 --> 00:10:51,551 Um, you're taking Shorty to the theater? 339 00:10:51,576 --> 00:10:52,454 Ah, yes. 340 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,273 I got the tickets for me and Manny, 341 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:57,945 but he can't go and Shorty loves "Wicked." 342 00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:01,029 He thinks he's a Galinda and his brother an Elphaba. 343 00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:02,220 You know what you're doing, don't you? 344 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,918 You're turning Shorty into Manny. 345 00:11:03,943 --> 00:11:05,568 Stop hogging my best friend! 346 00:11:05,593 --> 00:11:08,169 Okay, if you're so upset, then you can take him. 347 00:11:08,194 --> 00:11:10,255 But stop saying "best friend." 348 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,803 You're too old to be using that word. 349 00:11:11,828 --> 00:11:13,881 Hannah from Montana has a best friend. 350 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:14,678 You don't. 351 00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:16,382 At least my best friend isn't my son. 352 00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:20,140 I'm your best friend, Mom? 353 00:11:20,165 --> 00:11:21,373 Yes, Papi. 354 00:11:21,398 --> 00:11:24,393 You are the son that he's talking about. 355 00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:28,188 Look, if he said Lily's lucky to be here, 356 00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:30,385 then he's clearly unhappy at Pepper and Ronaldo's. 357 00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:32,196 I mean, w-what kid wouldn't be? 358 00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:34,342 I mean, that house is so sterile. 359 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,310 Do you remember when Pepper got made at me 360 00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:37,280 and he laid down plastic 361 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,897 before throwing a drink in my face? 362 00:11:38,922 --> 00:11:40,312 So then, we have to say something. 363 00:11:40,337 --> 00:11:41,516 I mean, we're their friends. 364 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:42,740 We're experienced parents. 365 00:11:42,765 --> 00:11:44,513 There's... There's still time for them to change. 366 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,688 No, it's not our place. 367 00:11:45,713 --> 00:11:47,213 Let's just, you know, stay out of it. 368 00:11:47,238 --> 00:11:49,490 They keep their door unlocked? 369 00:11:49,515 --> 00:11:51,982 That's the upside of not having anything worth stealing. 370 00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:53,506 You're terrible parents. 371 00:11:53,532 --> 00:11:55,396 Okay, so, I guess we are saying something. 372 00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:56,654 All right. 373 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:57,848 Time for some tough love, boys. 374 00:11:57,873 --> 00:11:59,410 Oh, goodness, we feared you two 375 00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:00,905 might be into that sort of thing, 376 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,130 but we're gonna have to pass. 377 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,046 Oh, you can't possibly think that's what he meant. 378 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,789 No, I'm deflecting! 379 00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:08,133 I feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty, 380 00:12:08,158 --> 00:12:09,916 and I'm wildly uncomfortable. 381 00:12:09,941 --> 00:12:11,744 Okay, well, here goes. 382 00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:14,471 We think it's great that you adopted Lionel, but... 383 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,658 Okay, a little early for that reaction. 384 00:12:16,683 --> 00:12:17,911 I haven't even gotten to say, 385 00:12:17,936 --> 00:12:20,084 "Stop imposing your fancy ways on that poor child." 386 00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:21,675 And hit it. 387 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,635 Look, we have been at this parenting thing 388 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,581 for a while now, and... 389 00:12:24,606 --> 00:12:27,120 Yeah, and Lily is such a delight! 390 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,310 Sorry, I'm gonna be lashing out for a bit. 391 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:33,057 Anyway, um, part of parenting 392 00:12:33,082 --> 00:12:35,582 is exposing your children to things that you value. 393 00:12:35,607 --> 00:12:37,722 You know, art and culture and good food... 394 00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:39,279 That's exactly what we're doing. 395 00:12:39,304 --> 00:12:42,836 But it's also about letting them figure out who they are, 396 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,664 doing things that they want to do 397 00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:45,855 even though you don't like 'em. 398 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,379 Yeah, he's a kid. 399 00:12:47,404 --> 00:12:50,215 He doesn't want opera at bedtime and caviar on his eggs. 400 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,967 He... He wants to play ball and eat Cheetos. 401 00:12:52,992 --> 00:12:55,997 Well, I did see him spit some sashimi into a napkin, 402 00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:58,356 but I hoped he was just worried about his weight. 403 00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:00,271 - You know what, let's get outside. - Yes. 404 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,162 Let's go do something fun and show Lionel 405 00:13:02,187 --> 00:13:05,123 that it... that it's okay to be a kid with you guys. 406 00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:06,748 - What do you say? - Yeah. 407 00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:08,267 - Get in there. - It's fine. 408 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:09,791 Okay. 409 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,668 And from what fromagerie... 410 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:21,457 - You're from Lubbock, Texas. - You son of a bitch! 411 00:13:21,996 --> 00:13:24,345 Oh, I can't believe no one told me 412 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,189 kickball is performed on grass. 413 00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:28,455 I can barely stand Shakespeare in a park. 414 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,291 This is not great for your people. 415 00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:32,216 Okay, Lionel, bring me home. 416 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:33,199 You got this. 417 00:13:33,224 --> 00:13:34,941 Yes, I do, sir. 418 00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,732 All right. 419 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:38,760 Yeah! 420 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,040 - Oh, my God, what is happening? - Hit him! 421 00:13:41,065 --> 00:13:42,336 - Pepper, hit him! - Oh! 422 00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:43,227 Hit Cam! 423 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,463 Oh, my...! 424 00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:46,688 You can't possibly think that's what he meant. 425 00:13:46,713 --> 00:13:47,912 Oh! Give me that. 426 00:13:47,937 --> 00:13:48,836 Okay. 427 00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:50,806 I was skeptical at first 428 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,499 because orange is so over right now, 429 00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:55,205 but I love it. 430 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,396 You like it, too, Pepper? 431 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:57,963 Mm, wonderful. 432 00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,790 I haven't seen this much artificial color 433 00:13:59,815 --> 00:14:01,848 since Ted Turner got his hands on "Casablanca." 434 00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,572 Your grandparents grew up in a trailer. 435 00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,236 I hate you. 436 00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:06,390 All right, who's up next? 437 00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:07,760 - Pepper! - Pepper! 438 00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:09,932 Oh. How many scenes does kickball have? 439 00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:11,650 You can do it, Peppercito! 440 00:14:11,675 --> 00:14:13,241 Remember, it's just like dancing. 441 00:14:13,343 --> 00:14:14,645 Dancing. 442 00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:17,870 And five, six, seven, eight, kick! 443 00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,918 Oh! Pepper! 444 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:21,948 Ohh! Oh, I'm hurt! 445 00:14:21,973 --> 00:14:23,237 I'm really hurt! 446 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,762 Oh, if you two had any money, I'd sue you. 447 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:26,988 Mi amor, it's okay. 448 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:29,137 It's not okay. 449 00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:32,531 I'm out in the wild, schvitzing like a line cook. 450 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,298 It's one humiliation after the next! 451 00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:38,752 Lionel, sweetheart, I want to be the father you need, 452 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,643 but this is not me. 453 00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:45,805 I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet... 454 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,761 God, do I hate sherbet! 455 00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:52,228 There's ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between. 456 00:14:52,365 --> 00:14:55,059 Just so you know, I don't care about kickball 457 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,184 or Popsicles or any of that stuff. 458 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,687 I like how we live. 459 00:14:58,712 --> 00:14:59,664 You do? 460 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:02,321 Lionel, don't feel pressured to say that if you don't mean it. 461 00:15:02,346 --> 00:15:03,321 I mean it. 462 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,632 Backgammon in the study, cheese from France, 463 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:07,757 not a cheetah in sunglasses. 464 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,582 Lionel, you're melting my heart. 465 00:15:09,607 --> 00:15:11,808 Mine, too, you perfect boy. 466 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,033 What made you think I didn't like our life? 467 00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:17,485 Well, now, see... 468 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,393 They were forcing you to, and it just seemed to us... 469 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,558 It seemed to us... 470 00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:23,118 You told Lily that she was lucky to live with us. 471 00:15:23,143 --> 00:15:23,871 Remember? 472 00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,300 I was trying to make her feel better. 473 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,378 I got so much, and she got... 474 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,995 They give her haircuts at home. 475 00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:31,301 Okay, I took a class. 476 00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:33,330 They wouldn't even let her take horseback-riding lessons. 477 00:15:33,355 --> 00:15:35,174 - Because it's dangerous. - Because it's dangerous. 478 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:36,265 Or is it because 479 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,704 you have to drive me across town at 7:00 A.M.? 480 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,362 I thought good parents 481 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,875 were supposed to do things their kids want to do? 482 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,657 Okay, well, it's not not dangerous, 483 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,381 and she's also too young, so... 484 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:47,939 Cam, come on. The jig's up. 485 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:51,015 Yes, Lily, we were... we were being selfish, okay? 486 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,686 You can have your lessons. 487 00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:53,743 Thank you. 488 00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:55,900 Can I take horseback-riding lessons with her, too? 489 00:15:55,925 --> 00:15:57,373 Anything you want. 490 00:15:57,397 --> 00:15:59,507 You can swing by and pick him up on your way. 491 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,311 Hey, there. 492 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:05,259 Hi, honey. How are you? 493 00:16:05,284 --> 00:16:07,134 Mwah! Good. 494 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:10,475 Well, you seem less scary. 495 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,966 Does this mean we're gonna have a nice, pleasant dinner 496 00:16:11,991 --> 00:16:13,871 with our daughter and her boyfriend? 497 00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:15,399 He give me a little credit. 498 00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:17,371 I worked so hard all day 499 00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:20,903 just to make sure I got everything ready. 500 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:23,667 Oh, come on! 501 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,522 You have got to be kidding me. 502 00:16:25,547 --> 00:16:28,538 Well, it turns out Speedy Frame really lives up to its name. 503 00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:29,694 We're here! 504 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:32,158 - Claire, I got you a bottle of pi... - No! 505 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,380 Oh, good, you got our gift. 506 00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:35,380 You gave it to them? 507 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,396 Don't freak out, babe. That's exactly what she wants. 508 00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:40,071 Wow, Mom, I really love it there. 509 00:16:40,096 --> 00:16:41,696 Me, too. 510 00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:44,342 Sex painting on the wall means Alex was in her head. 511 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:46,686 And I wasn't planning on leaving anytime soon. 512 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:48,763 I don't know where that came from. 513 00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:49,954 More green beans? 514 00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:51,946 Oh, yes. Don't mind if I do. 515 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,910 I have to admit, I feel slightly uncomfortable. 516 00:16:54,935 --> 00:16:56,368 Well, it's getting late. 517 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:57,394 It's 7:30. 518 00:16:57,419 --> 00:16:59,845 So, Dad, how's work? 519 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,706 No. We're not gonna sit here and pretend. 520 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,607 We're going to talk about this. 521 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,788 Your father's right. 522 00:17:06,847 --> 00:17:09,577 When I saw that painting, I thought... 523 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,568 you're too restrained. 524 00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:14,027 - You two need to loosen up a little. - That's not what I meant. 525 00:17:14,095 --> 00:17:15,202 Oh, no, no, no. 526 00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:18,747 I appreciate the advice, and that should be an easy fix 527 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,645 now that I've come into my own with such a virile partner. 528 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:23,236 Oh, my God. 529 00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:24,761 Okay, that is enough! 530 00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:26,385 Look what you're doing to this poor man, 531 00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,837 putting him in the middle of this twisted power struggle 532 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,204 between the two of you! 533 00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:33,149 This is exactly what you and your dad always did to me. 534 00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:34,549 What are you talking about? 535 00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:36,207 The first time I met your dad, 536 00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:38,722 who did not approve me, you kept kissing me. 537 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,612 Or the first time we went away with your family 538 00:17:40,637 --> 00:17:42,340 to that cabin and you made all those noises. 539 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,665 Th-That wasn't about that. 540 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,816 Then where did those noises go, Claire? 541 00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:48,298 I will not stand here while you tear poor Ben down 542 00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:49,655 the way that Jay tore me down, 543 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,612 and, Ben, were you blue or gold? 544 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,580 - I need to know. - I was blue. 545 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,675 I wanted to feel like an Avatar. 546 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,315 Ben, I'm sorry. 547 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,847 Phil and Alex are right. 548 00:17:58,872 --> 00:18:01,070 You don't deserve to be treated this way. 549 00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:02,385 Thank you, Claire. You know, I... 550 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,455 - Not finished. I am doing to you... - Oh. 551 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,244 exactly what my father did to me and Phil. 552 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:10,003 No one was good enough for his little girl, and... 553 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:13,176 And I suppose nobody's good enough for mine. 554 00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:16,959 But, honey, I've been where you are right now, 555 00:18:16,984 --> 00:18:19,000 and I'm the last person 556 00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:21,058 who should be making it harder for you. 557 00:18:21,228 --> 00:18:23,107 I'm... I'm so sorry. 558 00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,729 And I'm sorry I left the sex painting for you to find. 559 00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,427 If it makes you feel any better, 560 00:18:27,452 --> 00:18:28,417 we faked it. 561 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,565 Ben was so freaked out, he couldn't perform. 562 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,760 Doesn't make me feel any better. 563 00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:34,113 That helps a lot. 564 00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:41,285 ? I do believe I have been changed for the better ? 565 00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:43,873 I still don't understand why she's green. 566 00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:47,333 ? Because I knew you ? 567 00:18:47,507 --> 00:18:51,714 ? Because I knew you ? 568 00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:57,491 ? Because I knew you ? 569 00:18:57,516 --> 00:19:05,574 ? I have been cha-a-a-a-a-nged ? 570 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,109 They used to be so close. 571 00:19:07,134 --> 00:19:09,023 - You okay? - ? For good ? 572 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,748 - What happened to them? - I don't know. 573 00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:12,306 I-I dozed off for a couple of minutes. 574 00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:14,031 Excuse me. Excuse me. 575 00:19:14,056 --> 00:19:15,904 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 576 00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:17,061 Damn it. 577 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,144 I should've sent Gloria. 578 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,223 Hey, fella. 579 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,584 What happened in there? 580 00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,966 I'm a fraud, Jay. 581 00:19:30,147 --> 00:19:31,465 I'm a damn fraud. 582 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,007 Come on. We all cry at weird stuff. 583 00:19:34,032 --> 00:19:36,195 For me, it's when boxers hug after a fight. 584 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,124 It's not the crying I'm worried about. 585 00:19:38,149 --> 00:19:39,110 You were right. 586 00:19:39,135 --> 00:19:41,867 You said I would lose everything if I went to Costa Rica, 587 00:19:41,892 --> 00:19:42,611 and I did. 588 00:19:42,636 --> 00:19:43,595 What are you talking about? 589 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,915 I-I-I thought you were a big juice magnate. 590 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:47,454 Lies! It's all lies, Jay! 591 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,064 I'm not no juice magnate. 592 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,288 I had a juice stand, and things were okay... 593 00:19:51,619 --> 00:19:54,015 until these monkeys got a hold of my knives. 594 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,062 The lawyer says I can't talk about it. 595 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,843 Then Darlene takes off with this honcho in zip lines 596 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:01,933 and leaves me. 597 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,804 That's why I've been avoiding you. 598 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:05,429 I'm a disgusting loser! 599 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,753 Who are you talking to? 600 00:20:06,778 --> 00:20:08,274 You don't need to be embarrassed. 601 00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:10,564 But you said, "Don't come crying to me" 602 00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:11,959 when it all turns to hell 603 00:20:11,984 --> 00:20:13,299 "and I have to pick up the pieces." 604 00:20:13,324 --> 00:20:15,391 - You said that! - It's just what you say. 605 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,159 Of course I'm gonna pick up the pieces. 606 00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,426 What else would I do? 607 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,650 You're my best friend. 608 00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:22,549 And you're my best friend, damn it. Come on. 609 00:20:23,603 --> 00:20:26,713 I'm better because I knew you. 610 00:20:26,738 --> 00:20:29,145 Best friends forever. 611 00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:33,189 Yeah, Gloria's right. I... I hear it now. 612 00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,062 Manny, open the door. I know you're in there. 613 00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:38,985 Mom, what are you doing here? 614 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,791 I know that you said that you wanted your space, 615 00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:43,881 but it's so hard on me, okay? 616 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,219 So I want a text message 617 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,116 at the end of every day telling me that you're okay, 618 00:20:49,157 --> 00:20:51,850 and three times a week, a picture of your face 619 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,046 so that I can look into your eyes 620 00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:54,390 and see if you're lying to me. 621 00:20:54,415 --> 00:20:56,081 Mother, we texted yesterday morning. 622 00:20:56,106 --> 00:20:57,859 No, we didn't. That was days ago. 623 00:20:57,884 --> 00:21:00,015 Yesterday, at 8:37 A.M., 624 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,124 you asked if I got your care package and said, 625 00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:03,886 "Don't tell Jay I gave you a sausage," 626 00:21:03,911 --> 00:21:05,621 then you accidentally hit voice memo 627 00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,934 and I heard you tell Stella to go in the yard and die. 628 00:21:08,419 --> 00:21:10,052 I'm sorry. 629 00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:12,939 I just miss you. 630 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:19,328 I guess it's not so terrible 631 00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:21,187 if you stop on by every now and then.