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So Dan's sex doll's been
living with me.

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After he threw her away last
week, I-I went and I got her

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and I took her home,
so she's living with me.

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And, um, she talks to me.

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You hear the voice in your head

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when you're looking at
the doll or is the doll... ?

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The sound comes from her, um, head.

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From her face. You know.

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Like, she can move her face.

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Like, she... opens her mouth and stuff

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and she can, like, move her eyes

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and make expressions and stuff.

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But she can't move her, uh, head.

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Like the-the head part
of her head. You know.

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- The skull?
- The skull.

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The... Well, the cranium or whatever.

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It's, like, kind of frustrating,
'cause I have to do everything for her.

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What kind of stuff do
you have to do for her?

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Um, she made me buy her one of those
T-shirts that says "The Future is Female".

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And she wants a new vagina.

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She wants, like, a
Cherry Blossom 7 series?

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You know these...

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Well, they're expensive,

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and I told her I couldn't
afford it, and she was like,

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"Well, you're a fucking dick".

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So...

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You know, we see this a lot in children.

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The invention of an imaginary friend.

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It's a very common coping mechanism.

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- Right. Like Drop Dead Fred.
- I haven't seen that one.

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Well, eh, it's just okay. I mean...

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I kind of kept hoping
that they would hook up.

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Anyway, imaginary friends usually pop up

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during a time of transition,
a time of growth.

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Oh, no. They kissed, I think.

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- I can't remember.
- It's less common in adults,

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sure, but I think this...

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Does she have a name?

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Barbara.

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I think this Barbara

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represents a part of you that
really wants to help heal you.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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So, as long as she's not suggesting

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you cause physical harm
to yourself or others,

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I say embrace her.

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I've been doing some thinking.

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- We should kill Dan.
- What?

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- We're not, we're not talking about
this. We're not doing that. - Cody.

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Dan stole the best years of my life,

51
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and he literally threw me out
like I was fucking garbage.

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He ravaged my vagina like all men do.

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- Okay, we're not killing Dan.
- Why?

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And I'm sorry that he,
like, ravaged your pussy...

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- Thank you.
- ... but here's the thing, babe.

56
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You can't say stuff like that.

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- Why not?
- 'Cause my therapist told me

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that if you did, I
had to get rid of you.

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Well, you can tell your
therapist to go fucking shove

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up a... I love her.

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Because I was joking.

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I know you're just saying that
so that I won't get rid of you.

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You're me. I know.

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And, like... this week
has been fun or whatever, but, like

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I mean, you're
really mean to me all the time,

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and we haven't actually done any
work on the tooth fairy pilot.

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Cody, I have to be
totally honest with you.

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Your pilot's a piece of shit.

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What are you... what
are you talking about?

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In the dumpster the other
night, you were, like, excited.

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You were pitching me all this stuff.

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We put lipstick on a pig.

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Like, it's really bad, honey.

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If it was on TV, I'd
literally rather kill myself.

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Okay, well, I have to write a pilot.

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I have to write something.
My agent told me that it...

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- doesn't have to be anything.
- Us.

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- What... Us what?
- The pilot's us.

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A quirky, fun-loving sex doll
and her chunky human friend

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taking on the world together.
I mean, it's, like, aspirational.

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Okay, I just want to go back, 'cause when you say
chunky, you say it as though, like, it's obvious.

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Dude. It's, like, female empowerment.
I mean, it's literally got everything.

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It could be, like, a feminist
masterpiece or some shit.

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Like, but how's it feminist?

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What do you mean? All of it.

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Just, it's there. You know?

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I don't know, it's kind
of like a broad concept

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to, like, try and say
something super important.

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Oh, my God, you are being so stupid.

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Trust me, it's such
a good idea, I swear.

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Okay. Oh, shit, I got to go.

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What?

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- Is it Dan?
- No.

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Ugh, you're leaving me for Dan's?

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Why? We just started riffing.

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Cody. Cody, if you leave right now,
I am not helping you with your pilot.

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And it's basically already
written in my head.

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I'm laughing at a joke on page
nine right now!

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He just told me, "Stay away.

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I've smelled this smell before".

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I said, "What are you talking about?"

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And he goes, "It smells
like somebody's dead".

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What's up?

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Nothing, I thought I... never mind.

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- Hmm?
- Are you okay?

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I'm great.

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- Just collecting alloys.
- Yeah.

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You okay?

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Yeah. I'm okay.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay, so...

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What if...

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after you threw out

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the sex doll, um...

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what if I went into the
garbage and I took her out and

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I took her home with me and

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we became roommates and...

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she was, like, talking to me?

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That's fucking brilliant!

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That's your new pilot?

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Oh, my God, and you were scared
I'd be mad because it's about us?

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I guess I was, yeah.

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Baby, this is so much fucking
better than that tooth fairy thing.

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This is insane. It's, like,
a modern feminist Mister Ed.

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Totally.

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Yeah.

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Barbara, I missed you while I was gone

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and I was thinking about
that idea that we...

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No, I haven't talked to Dan about it.

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Like, why would I
even bring it up to him? It's...

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Are we, like, in a fight? Come on.
Like, we're adults. We're not gonna...

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Barbara, that outfit is dope!

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Fuck.

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Barbara...

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you're right.

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I didn't trust you because
I didn't trust myself.

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But now that you're in my life...

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something's been changing inside me.

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I've been thinking about what it
means to be a woman in this world,

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and I don't want to do
it like that anymore.

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The time has come for
us to lift each other up.

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And heal each other.

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It's time for a new beginning.

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