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- You want to talk about it?
- No.

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Are you sure?

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Are you fucking deaf? I said
I don't want to talk about it.

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Okay? I don't want to talk about it.

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Barbara, fuck that guy.
You're beautiful.

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I'm not. You heard him. I'm disgusting,
and I'm useless.

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- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

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I'm a monster.

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You're a monster? Oh,
God. No... Ugh. Look at me.

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So you have a little
cellulite, like, whatever.

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So much better than having
fucking melty fingers and melty toes.

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I'm too ugly to be sexually harassed

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by the agent who was fired
for sexual harassment.

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Okay, I just said that to make
you feel bad about yourself.

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I'm sure, like, he just
respected you as a writer.

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No, I'm, like, a
fucking terrible writer.

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No, I'm sure you're a great writer.

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- No, I'm not. Trust me.
- Okay, well, I'd rather be

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a terrible writer
than a useless sex doll.

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Barbara, you're being
so hard on yourself.

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Like, why do you think I just spent
all that money to get you fixed?

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You were just trying
to save your own ass.

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No, I wanted to keep you
'cause I fucking like you, man.

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You do?

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Yeah.

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We got to go 'cause, you know,
we still need to beat Dan home.

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- We should go.
- Okay.

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Actually,

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Cody, would you mind
if I just had a moment to, like,

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compose myself?

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Sure, yeah.

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Alone?

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Okay.

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- Sure.
- Thanks, girl.

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Goddamn it.

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Okay, I'm ready!

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Okay, let's do it.

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Come on.

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CREDITS

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Hey, phone play "Doll Parts" by Hole.

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? I am ?

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? Doll eyes ?

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? Doll mouth ?

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? Doll legs ?

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? I am ?

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? Doll arms ?

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? Big veins, dog bait ?

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? Yeah, they really want you ?

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? They really want you ?

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? They really do ?

51
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? Yeah, they really want you ?

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? They really want you, and I do, too ?

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? I want to be ?

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? The girl with the most cake ?

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? I love him so much ?

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? It just turns to hate ?

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? I fake it so real ?

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? I am beyond fake ?

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? And someday you
will ache like I ache ?

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Here we go!

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? And someday you
will ache like I ache ?

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? And someday you will
ache like I ache ?

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? Someday you will ache like I ache ?

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? Someday you will ache like I ache ?

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- Oh, fuck.
- Uh-oh.

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- Ow!
- Babe, you okay?

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I came home as soon as I got your text.

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What text?

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Uh, "911. Come home
ASAP. Emergency, hunk".

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- Oh, you little shit.
- Oopsie.

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What's going on?

72
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What's wrong with you?

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She's crazy, Dan, I tried to tell her.

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So much.

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I have a sex doll.

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You said it didn't bother you.

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I asked you to respect my privacy,

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that I didn't want you to look
at it, and you agreed to that.

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You didn't have to,
but you agreed to that.

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- And now it's sitting in your fucking car.
- Yeah.

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How can I ever trust you again?

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Uh, yeah, I know, I know, and, um,

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there's nothing
I can say to fix this,

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so I'm just gonna go inside,
and I'll grab my stuff,

85
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and then I'm gonna leave
you alone, and I'm sorry,

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I just needed to, like, see her.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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Um, 'cause I'm, like,
a crazy psycho, I guess.

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Um, and I just, like, needed to know,

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like, what you wanted or what... I...

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And I looked and I broke her,

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and then I, like, googled
a place to get her fixed,

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and I thought I could
beat you home, but,

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like, subconsciously, obviously,

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I wanted to get caught
because I texted you, so,

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uh, I don't know. I'm the
worst, and I'm a psycho,

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and I probably shouldn't be with you,

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and I shouldn't be with
anybody, so I'll just leave,

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and you guys will be, like,
great together. It'll be great.

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No, it... Whoa. Hey...

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You went through all that
trouble to get it fixed?

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- Yeah. Well, I broke her, so...
- Hey.

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That thing's just a masturbation tool.

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I don't give a shit about it.

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I care about you.

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You're my baby, Bean.

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You're the best girlfriend
in the whole world,

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and I can never lose you.

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What are you doing?

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What I should've done a long time ago.

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Dan, no. No, no, no,
you're just really confused.

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You're really confused,

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- and this is not how this is supposed to go.
- No more lies.

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No more lies.

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Wait, Codes, don't go!

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This is exactly what
the patriarchy wants,

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- don't you get it?
- We could get chili from that one place.

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You can't eat chili. It's got
beans in it, and you're a bean.

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I'm a canni-bean!

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You guys sound like fucking idiots!

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This isn't over!

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