- You want to talk about it? - No.
Are you sure?
Are you fucking deaf? I said I don't want to talk about it.
Okay? I don't want to talk about it.
Barbara, fuck that guy. You're beautiful.
I'm not. You heard him. I'm disgusting, and I'm useless.
- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
I'm a monster.
You're a monster? Oh, God. No... Ugh. Look at me.
So you have a little cellulite, like, whatever.
So much better than having fucking melty fingers and melty toes.
I'm too ugly to be sexually harassed
by the agent who was fired for sexual harassment.
Okay, I just said that to make you feel bad about yourself.
I'm sure, like, he just respected you as a writer.
No, I'm, like, a fucking terrible writer.
No, I'm sure you're a great writer.
- No, I'm not. Trust me. - Okay, well, I'd rather be
a terrible writer than a useless sex doll.
Barbara, you're being so hard on yourself.
Like, why do you think I just spent all that money to get you fixed?
You were just trying to save your own ass.
No, I wanted to keep you 'cause I fucking like you, man.
You do?
Yeah.
We got to go 'cause, you know, we still need to beat Dan home.
- We should go. - Okay.
Actually,
Cody, would you mind if I just had a moment to, like,
compose myself?
Sure, yeah.
Alone?
Okay.
- Sure. - Thanks, girl.
Goddamn it.
Okay, I'm ready!
Okay, let's do it.
Come on.
CREDITS
Hey, phone play "Doll Parts" by Hole.
? I am ?
? Doll eyes ?
? Doll mouth ?
? Doll legs ?
? I am ?
? Doll arms ?
? Big veins, dog bait ?
? Yeah, they really want you ?
? They really want you ?
? They really do ?
? Yeah, they really want you ?
? They really want you, and I do, too ?
? I want to be ?
? The girl with the most cake ?
? I love him so much ?
? It just turns to hate ?
? I fake it so real ?
? I am beyond fake ?
? And someday you will ache like I ache ?
Here we go!
? And someday you will ache like I ache ?
? Someday you will ache like I ache ?
- Oh, fuck. - Uh-oh.
- Ow! - Babe, you okay?
I came home as soon as I got your text.
What text?
Uh, "911. Come home ASAP. Emergency, hunk".
- Oh, you little shit. - Oopsie.
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
She's crazy, Dan, I tried to tell her.
So much.
I have a sex doll.
You said it didn't bother you.
I asked you to respect my privacy,
that I didn't want you to look at it, and you agreed to that.
You didn't have to, but you agreed to that.
- And now it's sitting in your fucking car. - Yeah.
How can I ever trust you again?
Uh, yeah, I know, I know, and, um,
there's nothing I can say to fix this,
so I'm just gonna go inside, and I'll grab my stuff,
and then I'm gonna leave you alone, and I'm sorry,
I just needed to, like, see her.
Why?
I don't know.
Um, 'cause I'm, like, a crazy psycho, I guess.
Um, and I just, like, needed to know,
like, what you wanted or what... I...
And I looked and I broke her,
and then I, like, googled a place to get her fixed,
and I thought I could beat you home, but,
like, subconsciously, obviously,
I wanted to get caught because I texted you, so,
uh, I don't know. I'm the worst, and I'm a psycho,
and I probably shouldn't be with you,
and I shouldn't be with anybody, so I'll just leave,
and you guys will be, like, great together. It'll be great.
No, it... Whoa. Hey...
You went through all that trouble to get it fixed?
- Yeah. Well, I broke her, so... - Hey.
That thing's just a masturbation tool.
I don't give a shit about it.
I care about you.
You're my baby, Bean.
You're the best girlfriend in the whole world,
and I can never lose you.
What are you doing?
What I should've done a long time ago.
Dan, no. No, no, no, you're just really confused.
You're really confused,
- and this is not how this is supposed to go. - No more lies.
No more lies.
Wait, Codes, don't go!
This is exactly what the patriarchy wants,
- don't you get it? - We could get chili from that one place.
You can't eat chili. It's got beans in it, and you're a bean.
I'm a canni-bean!
You guys sound like fucking idiots!
This isn't over!
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