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Good morning.

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Oh, I'm starving.

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What's for breakfast, bitch?

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You look rough in the morning.

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CREDITS

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Babe, I had the weirdest dream.

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Yeah, I was, like...

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Hey, babe?

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What you up to today?

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Nothing.

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Want to come to my ADR session?

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All right. That's a wrap.

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- I think we're all set here.
- Sounds good, Jason.

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I'll get the stems uploaded

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to the FTP and ship
'em off to Editorial.

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Rick and Morty is literally my religion.

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I wanted to do a voice since season one,

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and my agents were all
like, "Oh, but we got you

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this part as this hot girl,
and she doesn't know it".

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Who needs that?

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Oh, and I have to say, that apology

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you gave about crossing romantic
boundaries in the workplace?

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- So beautiful.
- Thank you.

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I actually talked
about it on my podcast.

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I, uh, have a podcast about,
uh, Jungian archetypes

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in the world of cosplay.

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Oh, uh, could I grab a hot
water with some lemon?

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You made me scream so
loud on that last take.

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Oh, no, this is my girlfriend Cody.

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Hi.

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- Oh, my God. Hi!
- Hi. So nice to meet you.

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- Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
- No, not at all. It's fine.

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- Forget I said anything.
- Cody's a writer, too.

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- No, not like Dan.
- Oh, two legends at work?

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Is that what that is?

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No. No. Um, I can
get you the water, um...

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- No, no, no. Please.
- I'm happy to do it.

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- What are you doing?
- It's totally fine.

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- I can get the...
- Tell her to stop. No.

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Bean?

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You okay? What happened? You've
been gone for, like, ten minutes.

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Oh, shit. Yeah, I'll just
bring it to her right now.

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Oh, no, she left already.

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- You bummed you couldn't valet her car?
- Shut up.

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I bet you she has some dry-cleaning

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- she'd like you to pick up.
- Don't.

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Stop. I was just trying to be nice.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, um, you know, I think

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I left my, um, computer
charger at your house.

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Is it cool if I go grab it?

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Oh, yeah. I have...

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a spare key.

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Okay, cool. I'll just...

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Psych!

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What the fuck?!

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Fuck, man! Shit!

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I knew you were gonna
come back here, being like,

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"Was that a dream? Was that drugs?"

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I was like, "I'm gonna
prank this bitch".

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Did you see me? I was like...

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Stop. Stop! That freaks me out!

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Oh, my God. Your face is so stupid.

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- You suck, dude.
- You suck.

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- You suck.
- You suck.

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You ready to do this?

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What?

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My pussy. I've got, like, years' worth

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of Dan's pole milk
congealed up in there.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay.

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This isn't real.
You're not real.

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I'm real.

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But...

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the yeast infection
I could get is real, so...

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I'm just gonna... do this.

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Oh, I love baths!

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I love how at first, it
feels like they're so hot,

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and you're like, "I'm gonna fucking die.
It's like my skin's gonna crawl off".

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And then it gets kind of
cold and it's just heaven.

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Oh, it's 'cause you saw
my perfect body, huh?

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What?

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Why you're in such a bad mood.

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No. No.

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Is it because you're scared
Dan's gonna cheat on you

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with the redheaded actress
from that nerdy podcast

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who's like a way less hot version of me?

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No. Barbara,

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I'm in a bad mood,

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because I'm having a
fucking nervous breakdown.

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My boyfriend's sex
doll is talking to me.

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Okay. I don't know if you're trying

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to diminish my self-worth
by calling me a sex doll,

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but I have news for you, babe.

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We're all sex dolls until
we topple the patriarchy.

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Great. That's great.
You're a feminist sex doll.

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Yeah. I am. Yeah. I've read The
Feminine Mystique, so, yeah.

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No, see, no, you haven't.

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You're just me.

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You're not your own person.

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And I haven't read
The Feminine Mystique.

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I just pretend that I've read it
when it comes up in conversation.

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- So you can't have read it.
- I have read it.

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Tell me one thing about
it. Tell me one thing.

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You know what, Cody?
I'm not gonna sit here

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in a bath in my peaceful time for me

107
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and justify myself to
a crazy person, okay?

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I mean, you've got a dark cloud energy.

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- Oh, my God, is it Dan?
- No, it's my agent.

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He's, like, a real estate agent?

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- Hello.
- Hi, Cody.

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- I have Jason Levy for you.
- Who?

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Hey, Cody, I'm Jason.
I'm your new agent.

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- Okay. What are you... ?
- Yeah, I don't know if you heard or not,

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but, uh, Bryan Chang got MeToo'd.
He's no longer with the company.

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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

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So I've taken over his
roster, the whole roster,

118
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and, uh, it looks like you owe us

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a new spec pilot for staffing season?

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Oh, yeah. I'm... I'm... working on...

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I'm kind of halfway through...

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more than halfway through this thing.

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You know, the-the tooth fairy,
but she's also a stripper.

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You know, because both jobs, like...

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'Cause dollar bills.

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You know, honestly, uh,

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you're a female writer.

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It doesn't have to be that good.

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- Really?
- Oh, not at all.

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Not sure how to feel about that.

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Feelings are good.
Put those in there.

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We need more female voices.

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- Okay.
- I can't wait to read it.

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Oh, sorry. Bad connection. Bye.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Your agent was MeToo'd?

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Yeah. Shit.

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- Babe, I'm so sorry. That's crazy.
- Right?

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Oh, my God. You want to talk about it?

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You were probably,
like, harassed, right?

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No. No.

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Wait. What? I'm just confused,

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'cause I thought you
said that he was MeToo'd.

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Did he, like, whip his
dick out at you ever?

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No. I mean, thank God, no.

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So he didn't, like,
call you late at night

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and say it was for work, but
really was just trying to bone?

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No, but I'm-I'm... I mean, I'm
sure that's 'cause he, like,

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respected me too much
as a writer to do...

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I'm sorry. I'm really
not trying to laugh,

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but, like, it's funny,
'cause, like, obviously,

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he didn't respect you as a
writer or want to fuck you.

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Is your pussy clean yet?
Can we... ? Come on.

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So, you're a comedy writer.

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So cool.

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It's just, you haven't made me laugh.

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- Well, wasn't trying to.
- Well, I'm waiting.

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Oh, Cody, I forgot to tell you.

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I'm not just a regular sex doll.

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I'm actually a special order.

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That's great, Barbara.

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I know. It's so sweet.

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Dan designed me from top to bottom.
I'm, like, his ideal woman.

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I make Dan laugh.

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I'm sorry. What?

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I said, I make Dan laugh.

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You do? When? I never hear him laughing.

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I hear you laughing.

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And I guess sometimes I hear, like,
incidental laughter on his part?

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But then that... No, that was
always kind of connected back

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to whatever his original joke was.

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You know what, Cody? Don't feel bad.

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I just do not expect
you to be as funny as Dan.

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Like, he's Dan Harmon.

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He's won Emmys and
created two hit shows.

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You know who else is
super funny? His ex-wife.

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Back then, I used to
live in the basement,

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and I swear to God, she was so funny.

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Like, I would be like,
"Guys, stop laughing so hard!

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I can't sleep!"

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They'd be, like, howling.

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Okay, great. Bye!

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Wait! Wait!

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Babe? Oh, my God, you're stupid.

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This isn't how I was positioned.

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So?

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So, Dan's gonna know you snooped,

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and then he's gonna think
you're a crazy bitch,

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and then he's gonna break up with you.

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Okay. Fine. How were you?

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My right arm was higher.

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Because I had just finished running
my hands through my beautiful hair.

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No, higher.

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Why are you so hard to move?

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Pull harder. Why are you so weak?

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- Harder!
- I'm trying. God.

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Oh, we get...

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Fuck, shit!

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It hurts!

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Is my arm there? Is it there?

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