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I'm sick of you
coming home drunk,

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slapping me around!

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We're through!

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T-h-r-o-o... through.

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Piece of crap.

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Chaffino! More ga-ga water.

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I finally left him.

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Who?

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My boyfriend.

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Lady, just drink your drink,
and get the hell out.

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Well, someone's got a razor
in their rectum.

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Who's that?

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That's Prince Lionel,

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the richest, most handsomest
man in all of villardia.

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You know, they also say he takes
the cutest little poopies.

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I bet.

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I got to meet him.

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Who has my crayons?

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I want to color.

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Squire, give me my crayons.

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I don't have your crayons, sir.

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I thought I brought them,
but I got all fucked up.

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Craaaaayyyonnnnns!

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Hi, I'm Jizzelda, and I'd
really like to marry you.

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I think we'd make
a great couple.

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Really? You?

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You look like an average,
run-of-the-mill farm pig to me.

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What makes you so special?

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Well...

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I happen to be
a master spinstress.

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I can spin straw into crayons.

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Crayons, huh?

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What else can you do?

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I can spin...

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Hobo hair into...

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New eye patches!

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Oh, really?

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Keep talking.

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I can spin...

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cat fur into...

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Designer plugs.

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Plugs? You mean like butt plugs?

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Duh.

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You intrigue me.

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Here's my card.

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Be at the castle
tomorrow at 8:00 a.M.

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Don't be late.

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There she is...
little Jizzelda,

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the magical crayon queen.

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Well, ready to go to work?

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Work?

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I thought we were gonna
Netflix and chill.

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Soon, baby, uh, but first...

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What's happening?

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You see all that straw?

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I want you to turn all of it into
crayons just like you said you could,

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and if you can't do it,

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I'll chop your head
off old-school.

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- But...
- Better recognize.

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Jizzelda.

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You really did it this time.

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I'll just roll over
and wait to die.

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Jizzelda?

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Jizzelda?

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Who said that?

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It is I, Rumpelstil...

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I mean, Skyler.

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Skyler?

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I'm here to help you.

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Help me escape?

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No.

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To help you turn straw
into crayons.

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You just have to agree
to one thing.

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Anything, anything at all.

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Watch me lick the toilet.

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What? Eww, gross.

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All right. I'll be seeing you.

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No. Okay, okay, I'll watch.

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You're not looking.

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Okay, Skyler. I'm looking.

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Gross.

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Okay, let's get down
to business.

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? Squibbidy-dee, hoggidy-hoo, ?

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? Chickity-lickity-loo ?

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? I'm making crayons
from this straw ?

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? la, la, la, la, loo ?

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My god, skyler!

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? Ddoobidy-doop! ?

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See you next time, butt slime.

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Well, pass the ketchup.

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Jizzelda, you did it!

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I'm gonna give you
the biggest reward of your life.

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Really?

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I can't think
of any bigger reward

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than continuing
to serve Prince Lionel.

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Now, spin that hobo hair into
some new eye patches for me.

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I got through eye patches like
babies go through diapers.

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Scotty?

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Scooter?

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Where is that short
little stack of shit?

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Hey, Jizzy, baby.

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You looking for me,
Rumpelstiltski...

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I mean... Dennis?

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Yes.

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All right. You want me to watch
you lick another toilet bowl?

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Oh, no.

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This time it's really
gonna cost you.

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I want you to...

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sing me a song...

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About my butt crack.

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Okay.

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And make it positive.

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? Your butt crack looks
so nice and sweet ?

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? I bet you shave
until it's clean and neat ?

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Keep going.
More positive.

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? If I were the health
inspector here ?

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? Your butt would get an a
and would be all clear ?

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? Your cute butt,
it smells so clean ?

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? Do you wash your ass
with listerine? ?

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? And if your butt crack
could tell a tale ?

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? it would be locked up
in cute jail ?

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Oh, yes!

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? Dibbidy-dink, a-dinkidy-doo ?

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? a-choobidy-chubity-choo ?

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? Flibbity-flabbity-
flubbity-floo ?

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? I'm making eye patches
for you ?

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Thank you.

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You saved me again.

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Bye for now, your stupid cow.

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Hot diggity dog.

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You did it again.

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This calls for a celebration.

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By "celebration," you don't mean
shoving me in another...

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That's absolutely what I mean.

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God dammit.

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And if you don't get it done
by daybreak,

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I'll chop your face off.

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Why do I keep falling for this?

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Where's that shrimpy magician?

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Donny?

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Dreyfuss?

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Rumpelstiltski...
I mean...

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- Cortez.
- Yes.

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Boy, am I in a pickle here.

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Ah, say no more.
That's what I'm here for.

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But first,
what can you do for me?

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You name it, Corty.

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I want your first-born child.

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First-born child?

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Yeahhh.

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Sure, I hate kids.

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That's a deal.
Now step aside, scumbag.

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? Ribbity-mock, miggidy-dugs ?

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? Diggity-designer plugs ?

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? Designer plugs
and tuggedy-tug ?

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? ziggdiy-zoggidy-zugs ?

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Cornelius,
you're a real miracle worker.

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I'll be back when you push out
that first kid.

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Pass the ketchup
and the mustard.

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Trick-baby Jizzelda,
you are one magical lady.

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Get over here.

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I'm gonna give you hugs
for the plugs.

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Oh, Lionel.

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Does this mean
we can get married now?

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Yes, it does baby.

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? I never knew I could love
a baby like you ?

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? All of our problems
are gone and through ?

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? You're like a rose
that blooms in the spring ?

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? One day you'll grow up
to be a wonderful king ?

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? You fill my heart
with such joy ?

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? You are my little
one-eyed baby boy ?

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Jizzy, baby?

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Now, now, Jizzelda.

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We had a deal.

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Now fork over
that little cyclops.

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No. I-I changed my mind.

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I like my baby
and want to keep it.

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That's not how deals work,
Jizzelda.

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No! Give me back my baby!

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Jizzy, Jizzy, Jizzy,
I've done so much for you,

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and now you want to go
back on our deal?

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Okay, how about we play
a little guessing game?

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What kind of guessing game?

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Guess my name and keep your kid.

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You get three guesses.

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Okay.

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What was your name?

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Boy.

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Weirdo Q. Fucking Brain?

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What? No!

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Fartwind Poopswallow.

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God, no!
What's wrong with you, lady?

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Dr. J.R.R. Take-a-shit.

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Ha-ha, you're wrong
on all three.

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The baby's mine.

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See you later, smellavator.

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No, don't take my baby,
you weird little shitbag!

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You're coming with me,
you one-eyed cutie pie.

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The hell's wrong
with your baby?

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My baby.

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What?

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Help!

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Lionel Junior, your ooze
monster saved us.

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What?

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No, not me!

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Jizzelda! Baby Lionel!

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