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Who wants popcorn...

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- Yay!
- Yay!

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...to string and put
on the Christmas tree?

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- Oh.
- Ah, damn it.

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Mom, I made an ornament
at Sunday school.

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Oh, it's so...

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sticky.

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The Popsicle juice
represents Jesus's blood.

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That would look so pretty
on the back of the tree.

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Do not put on tree.

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May occasionally do this:

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Beep! Beep!

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Beep!

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Ooh, look! An old Santa hat.

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You know who would love to wear this?

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No one.

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The dog!

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Quick! Lisa, take a picture.

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I don't think he wants
to take a picture.

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Dogs... love...

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people clothes.

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Did you get a good picture?

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I don't think so.

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He's afraid of it.

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No, he's not.

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Darn, we wasted three digital photos.

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Ugh. Well, suit yourself, spoilsport.

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You're out of the card!

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Don't worry, he's not out of the card.

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- Can we be out of the card?
- Everyone's in the card!

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Okay, but not like last year.

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Ay, caramba!

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? Ah, jingle bell, jingle bell ?

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? Jingle bell rock, oh ?

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? Jingle bell rock
and jingle bell rock ?

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? A-rockin' and rockin' ?

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? And words of the song ?

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? Looks like I parked on the lawn ?

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? Oh, giddyap, giddyap ?

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? Giddyap, let's go ?

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? There's mistletoe ?

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? There's kissin' to do ?

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? And lots to kiss. ?

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Marge, you're never
gonna guess what I got you.

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D'oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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It ate my shorts!

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Oh, now that it's happened,
it's not so funny.

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Homie, we have to talk
about the difference

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between gifts
and household supplies. Hmm?

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Uh-oh.

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Oh, my God!

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What's all the fu...

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What the... That dog
better have a good explanation!

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Um... I did it.

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Hit me with the newspaper.

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You know I get my news online.

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Guys...

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what is Santa's Little Helper doing?

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I think something is
very wrong with him.

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I think maybe we should take
him to a dog psychologist.

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Dog psychologist, eh?

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Get off the couch. Get off.

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Get off!

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Dad, I know what you're thinking.

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It's not that.

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Elaine Wolff is giving a
free lecture tomorrow night.

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She's a legend.

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Oh, not tomorrow.

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Tomorrow's UFC fight 243.

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Why do you care so much
about one stupid fight?

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'Cause he paid 60 bucks to watch it.

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60 bucks to watch a fight?

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Actually, 70. I got it in HD.

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We don't even have an HDTV.

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I wanted the pay-per-view operator

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to think I was a big shot.

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He's staring at that smudge...

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smudge... smudge.

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What's wrong with that dog...

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dog... dog?

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I need my pill...

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pill... pill!

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That's three pills!

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I love playing Candy Crush.

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Dad, I need to tell you something,

87
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but I've come to the sad conclusion

88
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that you have difficulty
hearing the female voice.

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Aw, I love you, too, honey.

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Therefore, I have deputized Bart

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to speak for me.

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How you doin'?

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"Father, I believe
you're an honorable man."

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Really?

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Okay.

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"In times of peril, you, um...

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even... event..."

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"Eventually."

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"...eventually do the right thing,

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"but Santa's Little Helper is in crisis,

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and 'eventually' may be too late."

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Aw. Well said, boy.

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And, Lisa, for writing it,
you win my highest honor,

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a hearty Homer hug. Mm.

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Aw...

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Now we party.

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Ew! Why do you eat candy that way?

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- I already brushed my teeth.
- Oh.

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_

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Good evening.

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"The more I spend time with dogs,
the more I realize

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that I entirely prefer them to people."

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No, no, I'm serious.

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I really despise you.

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Despise us?
I... Hey, as the owner of a dog,

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a tiger and a dolphin,
I am highly offended.

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Highly!

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Okay, first of all,

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I hate that you call yourselves
"owners."

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You own living beings?

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Nice.

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Uh, hello?

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Clayton, I can't talk right now.

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I've left her.

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I have left my wife.

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What? Really?

127
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You and I have loved each
other since primary school.

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She knew that,

129
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so I think she was relieved.

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Oh, Clay.

131
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I'd stopped allowing myself to hope.

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But, uh... I think
I got to call you right back.

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No, no! Stay on the call.

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We're invested.

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I have to go. I'm giving a lecture.

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Wait! Wait!

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We're getting married, right?

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Yeah, sure, sure, yeah, whatever.

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Wait!

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Oh. Yes.

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You don't deserve dogs!

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They sniff out your diseases

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and comfort you when you ride planes.

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And I constantly hear:
"How do I get my dog to listen?"

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- Choke him till he taps out!
- Oh, good God!

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Always what can your dog do for you.

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Never once has somebody asked:

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"What is my dog trying to say?"

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Bad! Bad!

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All of you, bad!

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This was the worst extension
class I ever took. My God.

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It was even worse than flower arranging.

153
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I mean, who can say where
baby's breath should go?

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Huh. Not I. Tell you that much.

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Uh, ma'am...

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Down.

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It's okay. We're friendly.

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Ma'am, I know you were once

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a young, inquisitive girl like me.

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Mm, not like you, no.

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I knew when to keep quiet.

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Please. My dog is having a breakdown.

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So if these tears mean nothing to you...

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...help our dog, or let's do this!

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Hold my pearls!

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Look, I'm sorry,

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I just can't d...

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Oh, my.

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You poor boy.

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You've got a story to tell.

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Could you teach us to do what you do?

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To see the world through his eyes?

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Oh, not through his eyes.

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That's the point.

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A dog's dominant sense is smell.

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He sees the world with his nose,

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and his nose sees so
much more than our eyes.

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For instance, we see a lamppost.

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Your dog sees everyone
who's ever been here.

180
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Hmm. He really likes you.

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He adores me. Knows I can help him.

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Wants me to love him back.

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But I can't.

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A woman can only scoop so much poop.

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Stay.

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Good stay.

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Mm...

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00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,104
Come on, get to the part that helps us.

189
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I'm trying. In the acknowledgements,

190
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she thanks all 101 dalmatians!

191
00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:17,544
Well, at least
I can wash this filthy hat.

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Ow!

193
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Bad dog! Very bad dog!

194
00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:25,652
Crap dog!

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Lisa, quick! Get the first aid kit!

196
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But we don't have a first aid kit.

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- Look under the tree.
- Oh.

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Well, if he's staying outside,
I'm staying outside.

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You are not staying outside!

200
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You are not the boss here!

201
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Well, I am,
and he paid me to tell you what to do.

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This boy is sleeping outside.

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Yes, sir.

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- What are we going to do?
- Aw, no problem, sweetie.

205
00:10:00,611 --> 00:10:03,311
There are a lot of
dog doctors out there.

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00:10:04,357 --> 00:10:07,037
_

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00:10:10,487 --> 00:10:11,553
Hey. Hello.

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00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:13,974
Oh, look at this handsome guy.

209
00:10:14,009 --> 00:10:15,424
What's up with you, fella?

210
00:10:15,459 --> 00:10:17,459
Um, he bit my mom.

211
00:10:17,494 --> 00:10:19,294
Oh, I see.
Well, we've had a cancellation,

212
00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:21,496
so if you like,
we can just put him down right now.

213
00:10:21,532 --> 00:10:22,597
- What?!
- No!

214
00:10:22,633 --> 00:10:25,333
I-I don't think that's necessary.

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00:10:25,369 --> 00:10:27,436
Oh, no, I'm afraid
once a biter always a biter.

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00:10:27,471 --> 00:10:29,337
Unless you, like,
train 'em or something,

217
00:10:29,373 --> 00:10:31,373
but that's... that's crazy hard.

218
00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:33,341
Would you like a minute to say goodbye?

219
00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:35,093
No way. We're leaving.

220
00:10:35,128 --> 00:10:37,679
And I don't even want to look at you.

221
00:10:37,715 --> 00:10:39,614
Hmm. I feel like the Pixar logo.

222
00:10:40,186 --> 00:10:41,349
D'oh!

223
00:10:41,385 --> 00:10:43,452
What are we going to do with the dog?

224
00:10:43,487 --> 00:10:45,721
I guess he's just gonna
have to stay in the doghouse

225
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:48,490
I built for him.

226
00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:49,617
D'oh!

227
00:10:51,461 --> 00:10:54,296
Hey-a, kids.
The vet reported your dog as a biter,

228
00:10:54,331 --> 00:10:57,399
so I'm supposed to wait until
animal control gets here

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to take him away.

230
00:10:59,145 --> 00:11:01,703
- What?
- So, uh, well, while we wait,

231
00:11:01,739 --> 00:11:04,339
uh, you want to play Simon Says?

232
00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:06,274
Simon says don't kill our dog.

233
00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:07,676
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm Simon.

234
00:11:07,711 --> 00:11:09,344
You're-you're not Simon.

235
00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:12,581
Dad! They're coming for our dog!

236
00:11:12,616 --> 00:11:16,718
I won't let you, you...
you big blue balloon.

237
00:11:16,754 --> 00:11:20,422
Ooh, I like the image.
Hey, imagine me in a parade, huh?

238
00:11:20,457 --> 00:11:21,623
Oh, boy.

239
00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:26,428
Oh, darn it.

240
00:11:26,463 --> 00:11:27,629
You call them and tell them

241
00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:30,599
we are not letting you take our dog.

242
00:11:30,634 --> 00:11:32,634
I can't cancel.
They're already on the app.

243
00:11:32,669 --> 00:11:35,303
It says they're six minutes away. See?

244
00:11:35,339 --> 00:11:36,738
Uh-huh.

245
00:11:36,774 --> 00:11:38,473
Oh, they missed a turn.

246
00:11:38,509 --> 00:11:39,875
Oh, now they're doing a U-ey.

247
00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:43,512
Geez, hope this guy euthanizes
better than he drives.

248
00:11:43,547 --> 00:11:45,313
Dad, quick, take our dog

249
00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:47,315
and drive as far and fast as you can.

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00:11:47,351 --> 00:11:48,417
Yes, sir.

251
00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:51,620
Oh, God, it's too late.

252
00:11:52,555 --> 00:11:53,622
Dr. Wolff?

253
00:11:53,657 --> 00:11:55,657
Look, I need to tell you this one thing.

254
00:11:55,692 --> 00:11:57,592
Something I saw in your dog's eyes.

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00:11:57,628 --> 00:12:00,295
He's at breaking point,
and unless he has

256
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:03,532
some kind of catharsis,
something terrible could happen.

257
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,267
He bit my mom.

258
00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:06,501
It is gratifying to be right.

259
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,938
Oh, how awful.

260
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:12,541
Animal control is coming
to get him right now.

261
00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:16,278
You can't stop them.
They got sticks with wire loops.

262
00:12:16,313 --> 00:12:17,679
Kids, pack his things.

263
00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:21,349
And I'll need this.
This dog is coming with me.

264
00:12:21,385 --> 00:12:23,418
Well, I am not leaving here
empty-handed.

265
00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:25,420
- Make me a sandwich.
- No.

266
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,555
Okay, all right.

267
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,623
Being a police chief really sucks.

268
00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:32,363
Here you go.

269
00:12:34,598 --> 00:12:36,565
Listen, I packed you some biscuits.

270
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,268
And even though I deplore
the killing of all animals,

271
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:43,305
when you come to the salami,
it's from me.

272
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:47,542
Now who will chase squirrels with me?

273
00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:54,516
You better get going.

274
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,718
Wait. I'm not an emotional guy, but...

275
00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:01,456
Mwah.

276
00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,729
Get a doghouse, you two.

277
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,437
_

278
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:17,245
Here. Have some Snausage
water as you watch this video.

279
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,214
Here at the Institute,
there are no bad dogs.

280
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,216
In answer to the age-old question,

281
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:26,054
"Who's a good dog?" You are. You are.

282
00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:28,256
Relax in our pile of wet dead leaves

283
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,225
or enjoy fine dining at
The Dropped Porkchop.

284
00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:34,495
And here's our guarantee to you:
no fireworks.

285
00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:37,231
We'll have you feeling
better in no time.

286
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:40,101
Well, uh, there's nothing
physically wrong with you,

287
00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:43,204
but to establish trust,
I'll sleep in your den tonight.

288
00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:50,158
Well, a little bit of, uh,
reading before bed?

289
00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:01,322
"Dog having nightmare,

290
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:05,059
perhaps about the root of it all."

291
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,192
Oh, you poor thing.

292
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:41,195
Have some Lambien. It'll help you sleep.

293
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:50,505
Dad, am I gonna get my dog back?

294
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,407
Of course.

295
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,459
But just in case,
I know this isn't the kind of thing

296
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:59,380
a father says to his son,
but let's pray.

297
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:03,251
Almighty patron saint of dogs,
Saint Bernard...

298
00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:06,354
- Oh, can I join in?
- Sure.

299
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:09,120
- I'll pray, too.
- Wow.

300
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,259
Losing our dog, possibly forever,

301
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,027
has really brought us together.

302
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:14,328
No!

303
00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:16,264
Sorry, sorry. Back to the prayer.

304
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,466
Okay, now I need to see
what set you off.

305
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:23,137
How do you feel about Marge?

306
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,486
She is comfort. Hmm.

307
00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:41,389
- So, what happened?
- Elaine?

308
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,823
Hello?

309
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,427
The car is here. Tuscany awaits.

310
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,828
Oh, Clay.

311
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,764
Ugh, I should have called.

312
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,767
Darling, I've done something impulsive.

313
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:56,404
You know how Mother always
wanted you to wear her ring,

314
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:59,507
but she died at a time
when we had no hope.

315
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,743
And in my heartache,
I let them bury her with it.

316
00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:07,581
So I dug her up and,
uh, will you marry me?

317
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:09,650
I know "exhumed"

318
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:13,554
isn't usually the most
romantic word, but...

319
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:17,425
Oh, Clay. I can't marry you now.

320
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,560
But I can meet you in
Tuscany in a few weeks.

321
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,761
I might not be there.

322
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:24,331
I can't compete with a wagging tail.

323
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,399
Goodbye, Clay.

324
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:28,702
I want you to know I'm already over you.

325
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,339
Oh, no, no, not your fault.

326
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,475
Human nonsense. Let's get back to work.

327
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,616
Today, I want you
to interact with the pack.

328
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:45,553
Mingle. Sniff a butt you don't know.

329
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:56,530
Okay, interesting.

330
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:58,365
Let's explore that.

331
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:09,410
You buried this here. Why?

332
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,346
Is this the key that
unlocks your psyche?

333
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:14,348
Bark once for "yes," bark twice

334
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,484
for "that's too simplistic a
view of canine psychology."

335
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:21,622
Oh, hi. Is that our dog?

336
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:25,559
Or one that looks
just like it to fool the kids?

337
00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:28,401
You're back! Aw.

338
00:17:28,436 --> 00:17:30,364
Where did this come from?

339
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:33,534
Uh, I would have to say the North Pole?

340
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,520
Wait, Dad?
That was the hat I was wearing

341
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,556
the night we got Santa's Little Helper,
remember?

342
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:39,691
- Go! Go! Come on, boy!
- Go, Santa's Little Helper!

343
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,559
- Run! Run!
- Come on! Get that rabbit!

344
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,862
Dog of War coming
up fast on the outside...

345
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:46,732
Aw, can we keep him, Dad? Please?

346
00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:49,734
But he's a loser. He's pathetic.

347
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,736
He's...

348
00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:54,072
a Simpson.

349
00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:56,741
Santa's Little Helper was a racing dog?

350
00:17:57,328 --> 00:17:59,644
Not much of one. Even I could beat him.

351
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,346
Oh, it's all clear now.

352
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,281
Your dog has PTSD.

353
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,582
And he has to confront his abuser,

354
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,651
and he's gonna do it right now.

355
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,388
Actually, we're in the middle
of a holiday brunch, so...

356
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,357
But I-I'm with you.

357
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,758
Uh, goodbye, everybody.

358
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,529
So, how many balls are we
allowed of croquembouche?

359
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,332
Let's see if they have HBO GO.

360
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,734
I've wanted to watch Euphoria,

361
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,470
but I'm embarrassed to have
it in my viewing history.

362
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:28,135
_

363
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,511
Les Moore? Greyhound trainer?

364
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,347
- Yeah, that's me.
- Dog abuser!

365
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,750
Can I offer you a drink
to throw in my face?

366
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,752
- Yeah, I'd like that.
- Yes, I bet you would.

367
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,754
I was being sarcastic, naturally.

368
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,424
Not all trainers are monsters.

369
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,561
Yeah, I remember this mutt.
Uh, Santa's Little Helper.

370
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,563
Yeah! Hey, what'd you rename him?

371
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,332
- We didn't.
- Boy, are you lazy.

372
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,734
He was born to one of the
fastest in the business,

373
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,336
She Biscuit.

374
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,338
Oh, he was her favorite.

375
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,440
And boy, did he love her.

376
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,409
That's how we learned how fast he was.

377
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,378
So naturally,
we took him from his mother forever.

378
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,581
Did you just slap me again?

379
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,516
- That was me.
- You cut the line.

380
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,518
- I want to slap.
- Ow.

381
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,619
Ow. Ow.

382
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,621
- Here, Maggie.
- Ow.

383
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,690
There. Now we've all had a turn.

384
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,332
Not quite.

385
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,627
Ow! Okay, I get it.

386
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,497
Boy, suddenly, the guy
who tortures dogs is the bad guy.

387
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,602
Now what does he want?

388
00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:35,740
Son of a gun.

389
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,375
Where's he going?

390
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,443
Uh...

391
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,345
To his, uh, to his mother.

392
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,481
Oh, I love happy endings.

393
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:04,369
? Memories ?

394
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:08,606
? Light the corners of my mind... ?

395
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,100
He'll be all right now.

396
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,444
Thank you so much.

397
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,446
Oh, you're welcome.

398
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:17,582
I better be getting home.

399
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,633
I've got 20 dogs to walk.

400
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,521
I could, uh, use some help.

401
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,363
Fine.

402
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:34,989
It's so great everyone in this
family worked out their issues.

403
00:21:26,464 --> 00:21:28,418
_

404
00:21:30,044 --> 00:21:31,112
Shh.

405
00:21:34,217 --> 00:21:37,184
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