Therefore, Kally Gluntle spent life
wondering if she was invisible.
After searching for a diet that would earn her the love
she deserved, Kally discovered eating
celery burns more calories than it contains.
Once she disappeared completely, she finally felt seen.
After achieving every girl's dream of negative weight,
no one could take their eyes off her.
She turned every head.
The camera loved her,
but one day, she looked up and found herself full of pity
for the clunky losers of the world
now that she had all of the attention.
She danced like no one was watching.
It was.
She wondered where her shyness went,
but it didn't matter
because she was happy and forever free.
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But no matter how hard they try, some women are too weak
to ignore the suffering of others.
Here. It's only half a sandwich.
Thanks, ma'am, but I'm not a charity case.
It says, "Work for food."
Really, it's fine.
I'd rather starve than be degraded.
Okay. What can you do for me?
Well, I used to be a nurse.
I was a hospice nurse. I could do that.
It'll only take a sec.
Lay down. Here we go.
Slip away.
Let go.
You don't have to hold on.
Slip into glory.
I can't... I'm not going to just die.
Oh, because I can't earn my own meals?
I have never been so insulted!
No. Oh, no, no. I didn't mean t--
Okay. I can try.
Don't be afraid.
Just surrender.
You are loved.
Go towards the light.
The light is love.
Go to it.
Beautiful!
You are at peace now.
Hello? Where am I? What's happening?
I can finally dig into this sammy!
Mmm, pretty nummy!
Wait! Ugh! Is there mayo in this sam-sam?
Yeah. It was a ham and mayonnaise.
Dang! Why didn't you tell me?
- I hate mayo! - You didn't specify!
Can't you just scrape it off?
Like, actual ew!
I would know it used to be there.
Can you help me get out of here?
Oh -- oh, yeah. O--of course.
Sorry. Move forth, gentle.
Make your first left.
You'll see a door.
Go right through there.
Oh! I think this is hell! Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that not what you wanted?
No! Oh, well you didn't specify.
Oh, it burns!
My skin is burning!
Can't you just scrape it off?
Please let me go. I have a kid!
I shall allow you to remain on Earth
if you can complete a simple task.
You must do one selfless act.
Okay. You had the tuna salad with the crust cut off,
and who ordered the vegan gyro?
Gyro? Gyro? Gyro.
Who ordered the vegan gyro?
Giving food to the poor is not selfless.
You did it to save yourself.
Fail.
I can give away my car, everything.
I feel like you're not appreciating the elegance
of my selfless act paradox.
This is your home now.
I know what to do.
One more chance.
Amy Liblin rushed home with relish.
Um, excuse me. What are you doing?
This is, like, over the line, okay?
I'm just doing what you requested.
I'm not really following your logic.
I'll explain right after my lunch.
Okay. As long as you're seriously
planning to eat your own baby,
I want nothing to do with this.
Like, actual ew!
Amy couldn't bear to make her child grow up without a mother,
but if she lingered on the brink of gobbling her little dumpling,
mommy could always be there for baby's first steps,
her first swim, first bite of solid food
if mama kept her mouth watering and her stomach growling.
Lady, leave me out of this.
Uncle! Uncle!
But our secrets consume us.
I know it sounds crazy, but since I was a kid,
I couldn't shake the feeling that my mom wants to eat me.
And did you ever consider the possibility
that she did that so that she could stay in your life?
Did you really want to be there for me, mom,
or were you just trying to stay out of hell?
The perk of Dr. Bodgey's job was front-row seats
to the ding-dong show like his patient this morning.
I don't know, Doc.
People tell me I should be paranoid,
but I got nothing to be afraid of.
Do you think it's because of those?
Those what? What's the problem?
Can you see how your refusal to be terrified
is infuriating to me?
Why is everyone conspiring to make me paranoid?
I'm not falling for it.
I'm going to be happy and devout my life
to actually helping people!
No!
Denial makes your life a wreck.
This thing is going to blow any second!
If you could grab hold of my arm,
I'll try and pull you out.
Uh, excuse me?
If I hold this up, I can get you out
through this hole here.
Yeah, can you not mansplain to me right now?
I know how a rescue works.
I just -- I jus--
I just -- I just...
Why don't you try to say that again, only this time,
pretend you consider me your intellectual equal?
Huh? Just for fun, let's try that.
Uh, sorry. We should hurry.
There's gas leaking, and it could explode any second.
Okay! Thank you for telling me how fossil fuels work.
I don't know what I would've done.
There's a lot of blood dripping.
You mean my blood as in my business.
Maybe spend a little less time
worrying about my natural bodily functions
and a little more time not worrying
about my natural body functions!
If this thing blows, we'll be badly burned.
How's this for a burn? Why are you so dumb?Ha!
Uh, it's because I just...
It's because I think you're pretty, all right?
There it is. Typical.
And I'm hoping if we survive this,
I can get your phone number.
You do realize how inappropriate this is, right?
I know. I'm sick.
Can you unpack that for me a little bit?
Well, I guess I'm haunted by inferiority
born of my jealousy over the female body's capacity
to carry life into this world which is why
I secretly put nails in the road to cause a wreck
so I can play out my twisted savior complex
and feel superior.
But that's why I cut the brakes on my car,
to catch jerks acting superior.
You did? That's so funny.
Oh, my god. Weird.
No, like, we're actually not so different.
We both wanted the same thing, just from...
-Different angles. -...different angles.
This is no accident.
We're like partners in some cryptic dance.
Oh, god. What are we doing?
We're doing this.
Oh, my god. Mm.
Every second they didn't explode
made the couple savor life more.
-Mm. -Then can the moment.
It was the first time Clive felt truly held.
I could live in this moment forever and ever and ever.
The way they spat love in the ass of death
was an inspiration to the world.
Bliss ripped hope a new joy hole.
Atoms orgied.
The Sun and Moon got a room.
Daisies did the Dougie.
Birds stopped having constant racist thoughts against Asians.
Even Jews began to get along with other Jews.
Everyone was happy.
It was a mental health professional's worst nightmare.
Have you ever even peaked in there
to see what she looks like?
No need.
All that matters is on the inside.
She could blow us both to smithereens at any second.
You know what I think?
You're afraid to look, because what if nobody is in there?
You're worried it's empty.
You are paranoid!
No way.
My girl wouldn't not exist.
She bees.
Tell him you bee, boo.
Boo? Boo?
I'm sorry! I -- It's not my fault.
My mom gave me an eating disorder,
so I committed celery-cide.
I un-ed myself.
The--the--the--th-- Then what's in here?
Nothing? Are you just an empty portal?
You zilchor! Boo.
Boo!
But isn't it beautiful?
Don't you remember how happy we were then?
You tricked me into having a fulfilling relationship
with a manifestation of nostalgia
for the relationship I got tricked into?
You know I hate when I get trapped
in a self-collapsing emotional prison.
I've told you that over and over and over!
But what are you going to do?!
I'm pulling myself out of there.
I could live in this moment forever and ever and ever...
...and ever and ever...
Clive stayed in his trap for all eternity.
But once your worst fear comes true,
your paranoia can fly back home which might give you the courage
to emancipate your own heart from its abusive cycle of love.
I'm taking a little me time.
And Dr. Bodgey was thrilled to have some sweet misery
to solve once again.
Erasing your identity was a tragic act of pure selflessness.
Blame the mom.
Noooo!
And after she murdered the devil,
Lily felt empowered to share her victory snack with the world.
Once all existence was gone,
no one could tell if her nothingness was still there
or if it never was.
If she was there, then it wasn't,
but if she was there, then it wasn't.
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