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Therefore,
Kally Gluntle spent life

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wondering if she was invisible.

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After searching for a diet
that would earn her the love

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she deserved,
Kally discovered eating

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celery burns more calories
than it contains.

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Once she disappeared completely,
she finally felt seen.

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After achieving every girl's
dream of negative weight,

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no one could take
their eyes off her.

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She turned every head.

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The camera loved her,

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but one day, she looked up
and found herself full of pity

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for the clunky losers
of the world

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now that she had
all of the attention.

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She danced like no one
was watching.

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It was.

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She wondered
where her shyness went,

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but it didn't matter

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because she was happy
and forever free.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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But no matter how hard they try,
some women are too weak

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to ignore
the suffering of others.

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Here.
It's only half a sandwich.

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Thanks, ma'am,
but I'm not a charity case.

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It says, "Work for food."

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Really, it's fine.

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I'd rather starve
than be degraded.

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Okay.
What can you do for me?

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Well, I used to be a nurse.

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I was a hospice nurse.
I could do that.

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It'll only take a sec.

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Lay down.
Here we go.

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Slip away.

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Let go.

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You don't have to hold on.

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Slip into glory.

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I can't...
I'm not going to just die.

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Oh, because I can't earn
my own meals?

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I have never been
so insulted!

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No. Oh, no, no.
I didn't mean t--

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Okay.
I can try.

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Don't be afraid.

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Just surrender.

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You are loved.

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Go towards the light.

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The light is love.

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Go to it.

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Beautiful!

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You are at peace now.

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Hello? Where am I?
What's happening?

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I can finally dig
into this sammy!

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Mmm, pretty nummy!

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Wait! Ugh!
Is there mayo in this sam-sam?

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Yeah.
It was a ham and mayonnaise.

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Dang!
Why didn't you tell me?

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- I hate mayo!
- You didn't specify!

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Can't you just scrape it off?

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Like, actual ew!

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I would know it used
to be there.

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Can you help me
get out of here?

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Oh -- oh, yeah.
O--of course.

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Sorry.
Move forth, gentle.

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Make your first left.

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You'll see a door.

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Go right through there.

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Oh! I think this is hell!
Oh!

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Is that not what you wanted?

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No! Oh, well you didn't specify.

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Oh, it burns!

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My skin is burning!

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Can't you just scrape it off?

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Please let me go.
I have a kid!

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I shall allow you
to remain on Earth

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if you can complete
a simple task.

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You must do
one selfless act.

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Okay. You had the tuna salad
with the crust cut off,

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and who ordered
the vegan gyro?

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Gyro? Gyro? Gyro.

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Who ordered the vegan gyro?

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Giving food to the poor
is not selfless.

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You did it
to save yourself.

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Fail.

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I can give away my car,
everything.

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I feel like you're not
appreciating the elegance

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of my selfless
act paradox.

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This is your home now.

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I know what to do.

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One more chance.

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Amy Liblin
rushed home with relish.

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Um, excuse me.
What are you doing?

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This is, like,
over the line, okay?

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I'm just doing
what you requested.

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I'm not really
following your logic.

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I'll explain right
after my lunch.

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Okay. As long
as you're seriously

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planning to eat
your own baby,

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I want nothing
to do with this.

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Like, actual ew!

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Amy couldn't bear to make her
child grow up without a mother,

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but if she lingered on the brink
of gobbling her little dumpling,

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mommy could always be there
for baby's first steps,

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her first swim,
first bite of solid food

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if mama kept her mouth watering
and her stomach growling.

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Lady, leave me
out of this.

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Uncle! Uncle!

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But our secrets consume us.

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I know it sounds crazy,
but since I was a kid,

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I couldn't shake the feeling
that my mom wants to eat me.

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And did you ever consider
the possibility

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that she did that so that
she could stay in your life?

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Did you really want to be there
for me, mom,

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or were you just trying
to stay out of hell?

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The perk of Dr. Bodgey's job
was front-row seats

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to the ding-dong show
like his patient this morning.

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I don't know, Doc.

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People tell me
I should be paranoid,

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but I got nothing
to be afraid of.

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Do you think
it's because of those?

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Those what?
What's the problem?

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Can you see how your refusal
to be terrified

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is infuriating to me?

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Why is everyone conspiring
to make me paranoid?

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I'm not falling for it.

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I'm going to be happy
and devout my life

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to actually
helping people!

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No!

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Denial makes your life a wreck.

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This thing is going
to blow any second!

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If you could grab hold
of my arm,

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I'll try and pull you out.

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Uh, excuse me?

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If I hold this up,
I can get you out

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through
this hole here.

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Yeah, can you not mansplain
to me right now?

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I know how a rescue works.

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I just -- I jus--

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I just -- I just...

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Why don't you try to say
that again, only this time,

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pretend you consider me
your intellectual equal?

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Huh?
Just for fun, let's try that.

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Uh, sorry.
We should hurry.

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There's gas leaking,
and it could explode any second.

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Okay! Thank you for telling me
how fossil fuels work.

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I don't know what
I would've done.

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There's a lot of blood
dripping.

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You mean my blood
as in my business.

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Maybe spend
a little less time

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worrying about my natural
bodily functions

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and a little more time
not worrying

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about my natural
body functions!

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If this thing blows,
we'll be badly burned.

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How's this for a burn?
Why are you so dumb?Ha!

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Uh, it's because I just...

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It's because I think
you're pretty, all right?

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There it is.
Typical.

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And I'm hoping
if we survive this,

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I can get
your phone number.

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You do realize how
inappropriate this is, right?

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I know. I'm sick.

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Can you unpack that
for me a little bit?

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Well, I guess I'm haunted
by inferiority

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born of my jealousy
over the female body's capacity

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to carry life
into this world which is why

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I secretly put nails
in the road to cause a wreck

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so I can play out
my twisted savior complex

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and feel superior.

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But that's why
I cut the brakes on my car,

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to catch jerks
acting superior.

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You did?
That's so funny.

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Oh, my god.
Weird.

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No, like, we're actually
not so different.

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We both wanted the same thing,
just from...

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-Different angles.
-...different angles.

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This is no accident.

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We're like partners
in some cryptic dance.

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Oh, god.
What are we doing?

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We're doing this.

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Oh, my god.
Mm.

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Every second they didn't explode

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made the couple savor life more.

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-Mm.
-Then can the moment.

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It was the first time
Clive felt truly held.

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I could live in this moment
forever and ever and ever.

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The way they spat love
in the ass of death

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was an inspiration
to the world.

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Bliss ripped hope
a new joy hole.

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Atoms orgied.

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The Sun and Moon got a room.

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Daisies did the Dougie.

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Birds stopped having constant
racist thoughts against Asians.

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Even Jews began to get along
with other Jews.

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Everyone was happy.

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It was a mental health
professional's worst nightmare.

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Have you ever even
peaked in there

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to see
what she looks like?

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No need.

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All that matters
is on the inside.

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She could blow us both
to smithereens at any second.

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You know what I think?

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You're afraid to look, because
what if nobody is in there?

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You're worried it's empty.

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You are paranoid!

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No way.

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My girl wouldn't not exist.

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She bees.

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Tell him you bee, boo.

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Boo? Boo?

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I'm sorry!
I -- It's not my fault.

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My mom gave me
an eating disorder,

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so I committed
celery-cide.

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I un-ed myself.

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The--the--the--th--
Then what's in here?

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Nothing?
Are you just an empty portal?

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You zilchor! Boo.

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Boo!

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But isn't it beautiful?

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Don't you remember
how happy we were then?

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You tricked me into having
a fulfilling relationship

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with a manifestation
of nostalgia

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for the relationship
I got tricked into?

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You know I hate
when I get trapped

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in a self-collapsing
emotional prison.

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I've told you that over
and over and over!

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But what are you
going to do?!

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I'm pulling myself
out of there.

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I could live in this moment
forever and ever and ever...

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...and ever and ever...

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Clive stayed
in his trap for all eternity.

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But once your worst fear
comes true,

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your paranoia can fly back home
which might give you the courage

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to emancipate your own heart
from its abusive cycle of love.

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I'm taking a little me time.

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And Dr. Bodgey was thrilled
to have some sweet misery

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to solve once again.

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Erasing your identity was a
tragic act of pure selflessness.

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Blame the mom.

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Noooo!

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And after
she murdered the devil,

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Lily felt empowered to share her
victory snack with the world.

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Once all existence was gone,

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no one could tell if her
nothingness was still there

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or if it never was.

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If she was there,
then it wasn't,

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but if she was there,
then it wasn't.

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