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But some lives
change on a dime.

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I've never
really believed in God,

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but recently I managed to summon
almost superhuman strength.

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Two days ago, I witnessed
an auto accident.

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A taxi flipped over,
and there was a 3-year-old

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pinned underneath.

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I don't know where the power
came from,

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but I got down on the cement,

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and I managed
to do 900 push-ups.

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I don't consider myself a hero.

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I just did what any ripped
specimen of jacked man-meat

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would've done in that situation.

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I held a pretty sweet pose
until the coroner arrived

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to throw the boy in the trash
and ask for my autograph.

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I just...

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I don't understand
how I got so huge!

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I mean, check my 'bliques.

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They shredded.

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Father? Father?

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You are the new Christ.

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The crippled came from the world
over to be healed.

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Indeed, each time he showed them
his chiseled beef,

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miraculously,
they died psyched.

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Eyes once blind saw glory,
ears once deaf now pounded.

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Even gun owners had their problem fixed.

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Blimey now, come quick!
It's alive!

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Baby, now.

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Hunky Messiah renowned us.

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We're all beef in our souls
where it counts.

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That being said, humans have
an animal need to connect.

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_

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Ugh, thank God you picked up.

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I'm having literally
the worst day ever.

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So at lunch today, Hannah said
she couldn't have brunch

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with me tomorrow because she's
having brunch with Bethany,

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but Bethany
she couldn't brunch with me

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because she's brunching
with Hannah,

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so then when I confronted them,
they said they don't think so,

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but other people think
I'm pissy trash,

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but, like, you don't
think that, do you?

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'Cause if you say, "Yes,"
then literally I will die

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because this is already, like,
the most literal day of my life!

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Li Quin Gwang was desperate
to say

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how lucky she felt to gab
with a new gal pal,

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but she couldn't get
a word in edgewise,

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so she used the new app.

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Once given the chance to speak,
Ms. Gwang wondered

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if any language was rich enough
to convey her depth

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of appreciation
for this fellowship.

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She hoped silence would suffice.

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But it's like I don't even know
if I like brunch,

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but I wish you and me
could brunch sometime.

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And at that moment,
Ms. Gwang realized

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how she too could be literal.

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She was ready for brunch.

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To bust with life
was Jay Reese's thickest wish,

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but he felt so dead
in his heart.

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His chest was swarmed
by coffin worms

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desperate to wriggle in
for the feast of their lives.

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It might smell dead
in there now, fellas,

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but not after tonight.

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I'm here for a pick-up.
Reese.

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Reese, Reese.

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You had us recreate your old
high-school crush, right?

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Bring out the custom job
for Reese!

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Reese had no photos,

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so they had to construct her
from his description.

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All he told them was to imagine
a desert choked dead

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by a 1,000-year drought and that
she was the first spring rain.

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Exactly as pretty
as I remember.

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Yep, she ought to be
working nice.

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We took her out
for a test spin,

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put up a couple few miles
on her, right?

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Oh, okay.

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Thanks.

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Vroom, vroom,
right, Mr. Reese?

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Yeah, I guess.

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You guess what?

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Uh, uh, I, um...
Vroom, vroom.

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If you say so.
Okay. We're all set.

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And, uh, did you want
dignity with that?

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Like, what?

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Dignity, do you want
any dignity?

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We can put a look of dignity
in her eyes

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or just keep
the blank stare.

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Uh, is the, um,
dignity extra?

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Fifty cents more.

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Uh, I'm on
a philosopher's salary.

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I understand.

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This guy doesn't want
any dignity.

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No dignity for Jay Reese!

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And you're in luck.

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We're running a special promo
this month.

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Every custom
love doll you buy,

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we throw in a free doll
of your mother.

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Bring out the mom
on the Reese job!

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-Ah!
-It's Eudora Reese!

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-No, I don't want --
-Looks just like her, huh?

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Our team really does
their research.

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You can do anything
you want with her.

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Get me? Anything.

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Ew. I don't want to do sex
with Mommy.

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Who said anything about sex?
What's wrong with you?

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S-Sorry.

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I don't know what I'm supposed
to do with this.

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Punch her, strangling,
whatever you're into!

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Go on!
Sock her in the teeth.

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Break her in.

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Vroom, vroom, right,
like how you said.

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I'm not -- I would never
hurt my mom.

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Not true.

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You're breaking her heart
right now.

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See?

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Her eyes are totally wet
for you.

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Oh, she's a squirter!

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Why do you have her
making noises like that?

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Oh, yeah, she's programmed
to say

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all the real stuff
your mom says.

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Oh, yeah, honey.

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Can I make you an egg-salad
sandwich, baby?

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Mm, that'll put some meat
on your bones.

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-Mm!
-Ugh, god!

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When are you going
to give me some grandchildren?

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Ugh, yeah, give it to me!

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Give me grandchildren!

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Make me a grandma!
Do it!

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No, no, no, no, no, no!
I can't hear this!

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Make her stop!
-Of course.

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I've got something
for that.

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Oh, honey.

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Cancel the whole thing!
It's all ruined!

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Uh, Mike, uh, hey,
I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean
to upset you.

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Tell you what, take it.
The mom is free.

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It's not about the money.
I'm going.

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No, I mean, it's free.

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It has free will.

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It wants to come
with you!

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Oh, I'm coming!
Oh, yeah!

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I'm coming!

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No, Mom!
I don't want it!

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Go on! Get!

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Fine.
Let's go, Mom.

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Reese knew, every time
he got a girl,

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his mom would find
a way to ruin it.

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I guess you'll
sleep in here.

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Why don't you wash up?

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I'll fix supper.
-Mm.

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After that, Reese was too
ashamed to see

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his real mom again,
so he began to lean on this one.

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- _ - The original mother simply
couldn't imagine

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what she had done to make
her child reject her so coldly,

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but his doll was determined
not to feel guilty.

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It wasn't her fault that woman
couldn't manage

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to keep her own son loyal,

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so they settled into
a cozy companionship --

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long afternoons
connecting over tea

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with an ease
between them,

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although her prayers
often kept him up at night.

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Oh, God, oh, yeah, God.

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Oh, God.
oh, yeah, God, baby.

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Oh, yeah, God, baby.

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Oh, God,
yeah, God, baby.

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Yeah, God, baby, yeah, God,
baby, yeah, God, baby!

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And when he finally woke,
of course,

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she laid
quite a humongous egg.

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The baby moms scampered
everywhere,

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dispensing kind advice

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and leaving tiny casseroles
around the house.

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They were competitive critters
who did favors

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and tricks
to prove their love

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without asking for anything
in return

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and spent all day
making squeaks that meant,

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"I don't need anything,
so don't worry about me

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because I don't want
to make trouble,

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and you can ignore me
if you like

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because all I want
is for you to be happy.

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Even though my leg hurts,
it's not a big deal,

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and I don't matter
because I'm just a mom."

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- _
- If he dared to help them in any way,

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they'd break
into cute little riots.

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Exterminator.

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Uh, I didn't
call anyone.

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Exterminator!

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Dad, what are you
doing here?

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I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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I'm just a regular
exterminator, okay?

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Now you put a tiny Bible
here for bait.

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They crawl in, and snap
goes their nagging neck.

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I don't
want to hurt them.

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Aw, let me just do a couple
of them, please.

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For the first time
in his life,

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Reese understood how to give
his father what he truly wanted.

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- _
- Sure, Pop, right through there.

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Thank you.

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He realized these sweet
creatures could help

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so many others not lucky enough
to know a mother's touch.

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This gave him the confidence
that he was ready

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to find a real partner,
maybe even get married.

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Unfortunately,
at that exact moment,

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the queen mother just happened
to grow old

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as a total coincidence and not
as an emotional manipulation.

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As her health deteriorated,

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he was strangely grateful
for the chance to care

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for the person who had nurtured
him when he was helpless.

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He couldn't help
but see an elegance

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to the full circle shape
our lives take.

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He was with her at the end
when she slipped into infinity.

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It's so big. Ah!

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Let it in.

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-Big.
-Relax. Let it in.

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The first time he brought
a woman to completion,

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his heart throbbed to life.

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His coffin worms were thrilled
for their brunch,

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but Reese missed the warmth
of his little friends

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as they ate away
at all things death,

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chomping a path
he'd be crazy enough to follow.

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You're so tight.

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He was ready
for his brunch.

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00:10:19,427 --> 00:10:21,516
Excuse me.
Can I get a water here, Miss?

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00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:24,141
Holly Inglet had
quite enough messes.

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Didn't you go to Bantam
High School?

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So the day he finally felt rain
on his face

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after a 1,000-year drought,

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Reese raised
her the whole world,

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and no matter how hard
his old friends

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begged him to visit them
for tea,

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he never set foot on the ground
again, not after tonight.

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