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Don't worry, darling.

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We'll keep trying and trying
until, eventually,

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we'll have a family.

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You know I'm barren. Ugh!

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Get the hell out of here.

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Kenneth, get in here.

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Yes, my dear?

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What is that over there?

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A homeless man
wiping his ass with a turtle?

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No, next to that.

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A one-legged Eurasian
jumping rope.

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No! Next to that.

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It looks like
a rampion garden.

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Yes.

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I want some of that
delicious rampion.

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Get me some.

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Rampion.

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What...

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are you doing
with my rampion?

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I just wanted to borrow a couple.
You see...

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I'll sell them to you
for a dollar apiece.

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I don't have any money. See...

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Well, how about this?
We make a deal.

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You can have as much rampion
as you'd like in exchange for,

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I don't know, maybe,
like, your firstborn kid?

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My wife ain't having no kid.

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She's as barren
as the moons of Mars.

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It's a deal.

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Darling, I've got
a surprise for you.

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Is that rampion?

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Is it making
you feel better?

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I feel better than better.

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Take off those pantaloons,
you sexy rampion thief.

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It's a boy!

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We did it.

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Nothing bad will ever happen
to us now that we have a baby.

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We're going to live
happily ever after.

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Who's that?
Tell them to go away.

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Hi. Remember me?

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We agreed that you could have
as much rampion

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as you pleased in exchange
for your firstborn child.

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Kenneth, what is she
talking about?

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Don't worry. I'm handling it.

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I'm taking that baby.

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Over my dead body.

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I'm going to call you

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Boypunzel.

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Do you want to see
something funny, Boypunzel?

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? My name is Boypunzel
I have such long hair ?

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? Alone in this tower
for so many years ?

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? My hair is a ladder
for my mother to climb ?

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? No one has hair
as long as mine ?

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Boypunzel, Boypunzel,
let down your golden hair.

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Yes, Mama.

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How was your day?

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It was fine.

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Just a little lonesome, I guess.

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Has anyone been up here
in the tower with you today?

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No. Why do you always
ask me that?

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It's just small talk, Jesus
Christ. You always get like this.

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I'm sorry, Mother.

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I guess being cooped up
in this tower all day has me all

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- frizzle-frazzled.
- It's okay.

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Now come over here
and pop my blackheads.

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All right.

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You're hungry, aren't you?

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Yeah, but these
don't taste very good.

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Yeah, yeah, just keep eating.

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Mother, what's it like outside?

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It's terrible out there.

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It's nothing but scumbags

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and dirtballs
and filth merchants.

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Okay, you've had enough.

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You're much safer up here
in the tower of happiness.

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Yeah, I guess you're right, Ma.

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I love you.
I'll be back tomorrow.

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And remember the one rule.

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Don't let anyone
inside this tower.

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Good-bye.

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? When will I be happy

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? And find a love that's true

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? When will I stop
eating blackheads ?

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? And not have to swallow
their goo ?

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? If only I had the power

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? To leave this lonely tower

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? And not have to take a shower
in this blackhead spew ?

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I'm just a lonely
Boypunzel, foo.

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Excuse me?

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Hello.

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Don't you know it's illegal not to
have a handicap ramp on this tower?

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Really? I didn't know that.

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You better find a way
to get me up there fast,

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or you're going to jail.

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My mommy says I'm not allowed
to let anyone up here.

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That's racism plain and simple.

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All right. All right.
I'll let down my hair.

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What is that supposed to mean?

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Behold!

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Climb up.

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Ouch, my arms.

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I'm not going to make it.
Help me.

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Hold on.

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Do you live up here
all by yourself?

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My mom says I need to stay up
in this tower

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because it's too dangerous
out there.

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What do you do all day?

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I sing songs.
I make friends out of bird poop.

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Ew! And sometimes my
mom comes up here,

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and I pop her blackheads
and eat them like cherries.

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You got to get out more.

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But I'm scared.

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There's no reason to be
scared when you're with me.

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Come on, Boypunzel.

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I'm going to show you the world.

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? This and that and those
and these ?

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? Everything here is to please

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? The world is great,
now don't you see ?

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? Living in the tower
is so crappy ?

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? You are cute and so hairy

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? This and that and those
and these ?

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? Everything here is to please

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? The world is fun
and not scary ?

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That was the greatest time
I've ever had in my life!

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Me, too!

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What do you say
we run away together,

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and you leave this tower
behind forever?

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I don't know about that.

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Plus, my mom needs me
to pop her blackheads.

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Don't worry about her.

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It's time for you to take
control of your own life.

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You're right.

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It's time for me to stop
being a Boypunzel

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and start being a Manpunzel.

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Kiss me, Manpunzel.

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Boypunzel, Boypunzel.

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Shit!

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- Quick, you've got to hide.
- Let down your golden hair.

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But I'm afraid of the d...

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What took you so long?

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Is somebody up here?

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No way, Mama Dukes.

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Are you fucking with me, old school?

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- No. No.
- New school, no fucking.

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Okay. I believe you.

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What was that?

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Boypunzel, who is this Jezebel?

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Princess Jezebel,
and I think it's appalling

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that you keep this wonderful boy
cooped up here in this tower.

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Oh, do you? Well, fuck you.

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Mother! Stop!

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I think I love her.

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How dare you betray me?

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Make it stop.
It hurts.

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Mom, what have you done?

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You turned Jezebel
into a watermelon.

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You dope!
I'm not even your mother.

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Your mother was
a rampion-addicted whore,

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and your father
was a thief and a pussy.

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I kept you up in this tower
all these years

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to be my blackhead-eating slave.

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Do you want to see
something funny, Boypunzel?

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No!

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Don't kill me, Boypunzel.

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I've looked after you
your whole life.

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I might not be your real mother,

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but I still love you very much.

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Come and give me a kiss.

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Oh, Mother.

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Die, Boypunzel!

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I told you,
I'm not Boypunzel anymore.

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I'm Manpunzel.

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Jezebel, there's no reason to be
scared when we're together.

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I don't even care
if you're a watermelon.

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I'll love you forever.

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Jezebel, you're alive,
and you're walking.

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Fucking chair.

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Your kiss healed me.

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Now, come on.
We've got to get out of here

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before this whole place
burns down.

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Let's go live happily
ever after.

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I love you, Manpunzel.

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