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Forget art imitating life.

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Here we had a case of
art imitating death.

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The snuff film that showed Jason Blossom

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being murdered by dear old dad...

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in a bizarre recreation of it.

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Months of static shots
of houses, now this.

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Why change the pattern?

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Our Voyeur is trying to
recreate himself into an auteur.

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No longer satisfied with merely
documenting our daily lives, it seems.

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Between this tape and the
one of Betty killing me,

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it seems like he's trying to
painstakingly recreate our deaths.

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Or near deaths.

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He's trying to blur the line
between fact and fiction.

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Is it a warning?

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- Could be a rehearsal.
- For what?

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An actual murder.

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So our auteur got a copy of the
Jason Blossom murder video and then...

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pulls a Gus Van Sant
and tries to remake it?

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Where did he get the
original video though?

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Blue Velvet Video.

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Is there anything else
we can do at this point?

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Wait for another tape.

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Keep going through the videos that

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we confiscated from the Scarlet Suite.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna have to
let you two fellows handle that

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because I have to finish
proofing the yearbook tonight.

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The most high school
thing you've ever said.

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Here it is, Mr. Honey.

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Riverdale High's yearbook as requested.

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There will be no yearbook
this year, Ms. Cooper.

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Sorry, what? Why?

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The deadline for the
printers was two days ago.

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Yes, but I called the printers

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and they said if we give
it to them this afternoon,

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the yearbooks would
be ready by graduation.

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Yes, but I told you that I
would need to approve every page.

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And I will not be able to
do that by this afternoon.

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I pulled all-nighters to get this done

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and because I'm two days late,

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you're punishing all of my classmates?

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How is that fair?

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I'm sorry, Ms. Cooper,

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but my decision is final.

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- Hello?
- Is this Forsythe Pendleton Jones?

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Depends who's asking.

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My name is Dina Letum.

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I'm the admissions coordinator
at the University of Iowa.

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Do you have a moment to
talk about your application?

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Breaking news, everybody.

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So the University of Iowa

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has one of the best writing
programs in the country.

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I applied for spring,

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but then they told me they
could take me as early as fall.

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You're a good writer, bro.

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Wait.

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So this acceptance is conditional?

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Yeah. They require additional materials,

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which means I need another story.

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But this could be my redemption
after that whole Stonewall hell.

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The only problem is

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the well of my creative
unconscious is tapped out.

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Well, you could write a
monster story about Mr. Honey.

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I am proud of you though, Jug.

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What did he do?

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Honey is refusing to
publish the yearbook.

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Our legacy.

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The written record of
our last four years.

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Our friendships, our
loves, clubs, dances.

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Bee, if it's about money, I'm
happy to help pay for the printing.

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Thank you, Vee, but
it's... the principal of it.

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Mr. Honey has been on
our case since day one.

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Do you remember when he threatened
us on our first day back?

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And how many of us are already
banned from going to prom?

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Fangs, Reggie, Toni and I are
all banned because of Ticklegate.

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And I'm out because of that bogus

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quiz show cheating scandal.

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Lest we not forget my transcendent
rendition of Cherry Bomb

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which got Veronica,
the Vixens and myself

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barred from the promenade.

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So, literally the only
people going to prom are...

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- You wanna go to prom with me, Jug?
- Oh, I'd be honored.

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But I'm not putting out.

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Let the fan fiction begin.

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Cousin Betty, I share your outrage.

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Something must be done to
stop this heinous villain.

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Like what? Every time we
make a move against him,

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he hits us back.

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He's not letting Archie walk
with the rest of us at graduation.

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He's a fiend.

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Although, one thing that
would stop Mr. Honey...

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is if we killed him.

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Or scared him enough to leave town.

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I mean, it would be so easy.

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Mr. Honey works late on Tuesdays.

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He usually leaves around 9:00.

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Yeah, but wouldn't he recognize us?

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Good point, Arch.

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Okay, let's say we wear bunny masks

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and Stonewall Prep jackets.

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I could sneak up and knock him out.

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Take him down.

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Then we tie him up and stuff
him into the trunk of a car.

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What do you say, Reggie?

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Can we borrow Bella for this?

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After the way Honey trashed
her on Halloween night?

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Bella!

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What happened to my car?

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Such a shame when someone
disrespects your property, isn't it?

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Hell yeah.

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Where the hell do we take him?

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My family still owns
that cabin in Fox Forest.

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Then we take him there and
make him think he's gonna die.

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And I know just the way we can do that.

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Veronica, do you remember when we
maple-boarded my monster of a mumsie?

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We're letting you go,

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but you're leaving town tonight.

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And if you don't, we'll keep doing this.

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And we won't stop until you're dead.

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You're insane.

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Fine. More syrup please, then
we'll start digging his grave.

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No, no, no.

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At least that's one way
we could get our revenge.

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We could do that, for sure.

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Or we could pull off
a classic senior prank,

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the likes of which
will never be forgotten.

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And I've got just the one for Mr. Honey.

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It's an oldie, but a goodie.

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Miss Bell, could you come in here?

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Miss Bell!

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Looks like we won this round.

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Maybe.

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Though I still think
we should've killed him.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Jug, what are you doing?

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I'm writing a new story for Iowa.

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You gave me the idea actually.

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It's called Killing Mr. Honey.

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Great title.

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It's perfect. I get to write something

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for my Iowa submission while
simultaneously working out

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our collective revenge
fantasy against Mr. Honey.

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I printed some pages on your
night table if you wanna read.

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Kidnapping Mr. Honey was
supposed to be a joke, a prank.

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Payback for how he
terrorized them all year long.

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Where are his glasses?

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Crap, they must've fallen along the way.

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No one was supposed to die.

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I can barely see without my glasses.

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So you might as well take
those ridiculous masks off.

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Shut the hell up.

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I know exactly who you are, Mr. Mantle.

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Mr. Andrews and Mr. Jones.

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And clearly you've
partnered with Ms. Lodge,

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Ms. Blossom and of course...

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Ms. Cooper.

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Yo, what the hell are you doing?

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He said he knew who we were.

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Actually, I didn't know, Mr. Mantle.

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I suspected it.

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But thanks to your stupidity,

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my suspicions have been confirmed.

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Dude, he played you like a cheap violin.

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You just blew our cover, you idiot.

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You think that's funny?

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You think you're better than me?

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- Reggie!
- Hey, Reggie!

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Come on, come on. Just stop it.

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- You're gonna kill him. Stop it, Reggie.
- All right.

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Tell me, Mr. Mantle,

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is that what your father does to you?

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Hey, shut up! Hey, Reggie!

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We're leaving you now, Mr. Honey,

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but we'll be back soon.

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And you shut your damn mouth
or we're gonna let him back in.

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Wow, that's dark.

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Is it too dark?

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No, I love it.

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Well, duty calls.

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Charles wants us to
meet him at his office.

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Is there any way you
can take point on that?

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I wanna continue working on this.

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Sure.

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Once Mr. Honey was secure at the cabin,

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we took shifts watching him.

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Cheryl was up first.

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Have one of you found them? My glasses?

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TBH, I don't know.

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It's not too late, Ms. Blossom.

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You can make this right.

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We are making it right.

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By kidnapping me.

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How do you think this ends?

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Betty and Jughead have a plan.

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Huh.

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Well, I've never taken
you to be a follower.

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Yes. Well,

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you have given us something
we've never had before.

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A common enemy.

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You were cruel to me, Mr. Honey.

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You barred me and all
of my Vixens from prom.

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You locked Ms. Appleyard in her office.

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She had a panic attack and quit.

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What was I supposed to do?

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What am I supposed to do now?

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Hmm.

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Agree to make a video...

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giving us permission to go to prom

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and promising that you
won't punish us for this

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or anything ever again.

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Might I suggest an
alternative, Ms. Blossom?

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Release me.

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Call the police.

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Tell them it was a...

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it was a school prank
that went horribly awry.

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You'll be punished, of course.

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But at least your lives won't be ruined.

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So you won't make that video then?

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Absolutely not.

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Fine.

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Then it's your funeral, Mr. Honey.

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Mrs. Klump received this
new videotape this morning.

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Oh, my God. Another recreation?

223
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Where did you get the actual footage?

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Finished going through the videos
that we confiscated from Blue Velvet.

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Turns out Jason Blossom's snuff film

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wasn't the only
contraband that David had.

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Where the hell is he getting these from?

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Next, it was Archie and Veronica's

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turn to check on their captive.

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To see if he'd had a change of heart.

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Mr. Honey. Mr. Honey.

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Does he have a pulse?

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Here, let me check.

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Is he okay?

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Is he alive?

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- You're late.
- And you are?

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I'm Principal Weatherbee's
replacement, Mr. Honey.

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Things are gonna be different this year.

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We'll have order, discipline.

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- Is he okay, is he alive?
- No.

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He's not.

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He's dead.

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RIP, Mr. Honey.

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Brace yourselves, bitches.

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I just saw our most hated foe,
Honey, entering his office.

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Was his ass still glued to his chair?

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I heard they had to use
turpentine to unstick it.

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He was smelling particularly odious.

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Students of Riverdale High.

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Unless the person or persons responsible

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for yesterday's so-called
prank step forward,

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prom is officially cancelled.

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I knew it.

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00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:25,054
I knew your juvenile antics
were going to end in tragedy.

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Turn thyself in, Reginald, immediately.

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No way.

257
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,062
I pranked Mr. Honey
on behalf of all of us.

258
00:14:33,082 --> 00:14:34,565
And for the record...

259
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,382
I did not prank alone.

260
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,387
Oh, God. And who would be
stupid enough to help you?

261
00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:45,267
- Kevin.
- Archie!

262
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,776
- What's the big deal?
- It's not like any of us were allowed to go.

263
00:14:47,796 --> 00:14:50,023
We were going to crash
it, you dotty pole.

264
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:51,489
Now there's nothing left to crash.

265
00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:52,904
And I refuse to be the
only sitting president

266
00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:55,734
in the history of Riverdale
High who didn't sponsor a prom.

267
00:14:55,754 --> 00:14:57,235
Okay, everyone chill.

268
00:14:57,255 --> 00:15:00,330
Reggie's not the enemy
here. Mr. Honey is.

269
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,916
If we all turn against
each other now, we all lose.

270
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,152
If we want the prom back, we
need to think strategically.

271
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,939
Betty, what should we do?

272
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,303
We research our enemy,

273
00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:15,295
determine if there are any skeletons
in his closet we can exploit.

274
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,422
I'll take point on that.

275
00:15:17,442 --> 00:15:19,105
In the meantime...

276
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,733
Nobody panic.

277
00:15:28,857 --> 00:15:30,766
I don't understand.

278
00:15:30,786 --> 00:15:32,654
I didn't even hit him that hard.

279
00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,439
Why did you even have to
hit him at all, Reggie?

280
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:35,952
You were the last one to see him alive.

281
00:15:35,972 --> 00:15:37,164
I didn't do anything.

282
00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:38,329
He was fine when I left him.

283
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:40,131
He must've toppled over
in his chair or something.

284
00:15:40,151 --> 00:15:42,490
We wanted to scare Mr.
Honey, not kill him.

285
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:43,804
Well, he's dead.

286
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,326
There's no walking back from it.

287
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,878
Jug is right. What's done is done.

288
00:15:47,898 --> 00:15:49,471
The only question is,

289
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,998
are we going to let
this terrible accident,

290
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,460
and yes, I am calling it
an accident, which it was,

291
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,046
ruin our lives, our future?

292
00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:00,013
I hope not.

293
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,600
I'm going to Highsmith College.

294
00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:03,819
I'm going to Barnard.

295
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:04,947
I'm going to Yale.

296
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,366
I'm going to the Naval Academy.

297
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,181
I'm trying to go to
the University of Iowa.

298
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,975
And I'm going to Riverdale
Community College.

299
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:12,254
Maybe.

300
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,222
All right, then.

301
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,276
Who here has experience in
getting rid of a dead body?

302
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,279
The hell. Am I the only one that

303
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:25,540
hasn't gotten rid of a dead body before?

304
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,653
No time like the present, bro.

305
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:39,838
You're not gonna believe this.

306
00:16:39,858 --> 00:16:42,215
I did some sleuthing on
our least favorite tyrant

307
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,551
and it turns out there's a pattern

308
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,720
to his reign of terror.

309
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,723
Honey has cancelled prom at
every high school he's worked at.

310
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,484
For different reasons, but the
end result is always the same.

311
00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:56,396
Geez. He's like the
Grinch that stole prom.

312
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,282
What are we gonna do with this?

313
00:16:58,302 --> 00:17:00,692
We share this key
information with our troops

314
00:17:00,712 --> 00:17:03,691
and dispatch them to
the appropriate parties.

315
00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:09,743
Hi, honey. How was school?

316
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,720
Well, Mom, now that you mention it...

317
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,947
Mr. Honey cancelled prom.

318
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,750
That's not even the worst of it.

319
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,002
He's doing it out of spite.

320
00:17:19,022 --> 00:17:21,013
And look, I'm not one for school dances,

321
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,256
but this one means a lot.

322
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,592
Nana, it's our senior year.

323
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,719
And I for one did not
suffer for four years

324
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:29,405
to have this one magical night

325
00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:33,475
taken away by some hateful he-shrew.

326
00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:35,727
This is like a personal
vendetta with him.

327
00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:37,913
We can't let Mr. Honey
take this away from us.

328
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,990
Not after everything we've been through.

329
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:43,964
Mr. Jones, Mom, we need this.

330
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,284
Mr. Honey. As concerned parents,

331
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,287
we are here to demand
that you reinstate prom

332
00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,979
and you re-invite those students

333
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,940
you so rudely barred from attending.

334
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,242
That won't be possible.

335
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:25,819
You see it's my job to
prepare these students

336
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:28,613
to be upstanding citizens of the world,

337
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,208
and their behavior
needs to reflect that.

338
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,853
So far, it has not.

339
00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:34,619
Oh, I'll show you some behavior.

340
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:37,881
Mr. Honey, Mary Andrews
here, attorney-at-law.

341
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,396
May I bring to your attention

342
00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:43,143
the case of Murray et al vs.
The Greendale School District?

343
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,348
A small town principal cancelled prom

344
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:47,507
and parents of said small town sued him

345
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,676
for psychological damage, and won.

346
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,970
I'm a very good lawyer, Mr. Honey.

347
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,989
And might I add, as
the mayor of Riverdale,

348
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:57,308
I have a direct line to Governor
Dooley and the Board of Education.

349
00:18:57,328 --> 00:19:00,813
And I'd hate for them to look into
and possibly revoke your credentials.

350
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:02,647
And RIVW has been hungry

351
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,908
for a gripping, public interest story

352
00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:07,411
that would make nationwide headlines.

353
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,746
"Principal Cancels Prom Out of Spite."

354
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,858
I think would surely fit the bill.

355
00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:15,326
And what will you two do to me?

356
00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:16,776
Oh, we're just the muscle.

357
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,001
Well, I am sorry, but
my decision is final.

358
00:19:23,021 --> 00:19:25,854
Actually it's not. As
President of the PTA,

359
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,931
I have a right to demand
a vote on this matter.

360
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,779
Perhaps, if all of us,

361
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:35,054
say over the age of 20, would
like to adjourn to my office,

362
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,557
we might discuss this as adults.

363
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,142
Yes, let's do that.

364
00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,703
And as student body
president, I'll be joining.

365
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,010
Fine.

366
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,526
And so the dragon that
had been terrorizing

367
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:51,121
the halls of Riverdale High was beaten.

368
00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:53,006
Vanquished.

369
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,576
All that remained was
giving it a proper burial.

370
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,221
Hurry up!

371
00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,479
It's almost dawn.

372
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:03,374
How deep does the grave have to be?

373
00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:04,850
Deep. It's Riverdale.

374
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,569
What's shocking is, how many times

375
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:16,138
have we said these
very words in real life?

376
00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:18,198
I know, isn't it chilling?

377
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,600
Hobo. Bride of Hobo.

378
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,113
As student body president, I
have an announcement to make.

379
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:26,887
Although, I believe this proclamation
calls for a more festive setting.

380
00:20:37,521 --> 00:20:39,011
Classmates...

381
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,246
Mothers, fathers...

382
00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:43,581
Nana...

383
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,568
Prom is officially back on!

384
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,592
So, I'd like to propose a toast.

385
00:20:54,612 --> 00:20:56,278
To generations united,

386
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,597
together, we have proven victorious.

387
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,391
To all of us,

388
00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:03,643
and to a senior prom
we will never forget.

389
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,104
Yay! Cheers!

390
00:21:06,124 --> 00:21:08,645
And if I may speak for the grown-ups.

391
00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:09,900
Yup.

392
00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:15,080
We're just so very, very proud of you.

393
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,408
And the thoughtful, intelligent
young adults you've become.

394
00:21:18,428 --> 00:21:20,827
You kids have been through a lot.

395
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,681
Much more than we did, when
we were at Riverdale High.

396
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:26,501
And we may not say it enough but,

397
00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,001
you mean the world to us.

398
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,720
And, although it may
not always seem like it,

399
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:33,339
we have your best interests at heart.

400
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,133
You worked hard, you
deserve to celebrate.

401
00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:38,987
My boy is gonna be the first
Jones man to go to college.

402
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,108
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

403
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,692
They were supposed to feel relief,

404
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,361
Honey was dead, and buried.

405
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:58,531
And they'd gotten away
with it. They were free.

406
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:02,952
Free to go back to talking about
college and homework... And prom...

407
00:22:02,972 --> 00:22:05,455
So, in terms of a theme for prom...

408
00:22:05,475 --> 00:22:07,182
- Hm?
- I was thinking,

409
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,750
"Old Hollywood."

410
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,002
I was going to suggest
F. Scott Fitzgerald,

411
00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:13,212
The Beautiful and Damned, but,

412
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,218
old Hollywood glamour works as well.

413
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:17,020
Now, how many limos should we get?

414
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,188
How can you talk about prom and
limos after what we did last night?

415
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:24,318
Hey, Reggie, shut the hell up right now.

416
00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:26,538
All I'm saying is last
night was majorly messed up.

417
00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:28,728
- Reg...
- Guys, I was just in the front office

418
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,546
and I saw Ms. Bell
talking to the police.

419
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,449
What? What were they talking about?

420
00:22:32,469 --> 00:22:34,117
You know, how Principal
Honey's gone missing?

421
00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:37,403
Well, some Adventure Scouts
were camping in the woods,

422
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,906
found a pair of glasses that
might belong to Mr. Honey.

423
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,884
So now the police are
suspecting foul play.

424
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,254
They're canceling class,

425
00:22:44,274 --> 00:22:47,009
sending out a search
party. Should we go sign up?

426
00:22:57,068 --> 00:22:59,217
This is a great complication, Jug.

427
00:22:59,237 --> 00:23:00,746
- You think so?
- Mmm-hmm.

428
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:02,096
You don't think the Adventure Scouts

429
00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:03,480
finding the glasses is too contrived?

430
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,075
Guys, I was in the office right
now, Mr. Honey asked me to find you.

431
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,435
Said he wanted to see you ASAP.

432
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,824
That's weird.

433
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,923
Charles. Mr. Honey.

434
00:23:15,943 --> 00:23:17,439
What's up, Chuck?

435
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:21,403
Well, a videotape was delivered
to the school this morning.

436
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,096
I called Agent Smith,

437
00:23:24,116 --> 00:23:28,069
and he told me that the two of you
have been helping him with his case.

438
00:23:29,434 --> 00:23:32,208
I thought you might want to see this.

439
00:23:32,228 --> 00:23:35,646
Be warned, it's extremely unsettling.

440
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,749
Now, it's just the
school's facade at first,

441
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:44,316
but then...

442
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:50,893
How long does this go on for?

443
00:23:50,913 --> 00:23:53,146
Hours.

444
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:55,648
Whoever shot this video covered
every inch of the school.

445
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,125
I mean, every hallway, every classroom,

446
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,960
the gym, the auditorium,
the locker rooms.

447
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,650
But what could it possibly mean?

448
00:24:01,466 --> 00:24:04,615
Because it feels like a...

449
00:24:04,635 --> 00:24:06,710
I don't know, a warning or a...

450
00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:09,487
threat. Wouldn't you agree, Agent Smith?

451
00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:13,060
That's one way to interpret it, yes.

452
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,623
Well, in that case,

453
00:24:20,577 --> 00:24:24,060
seems I have no other option but
to put the school on high alert.

454
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,964
And despite the PTA's
wishes, cancel prom.

455
00:24:26,984 --> 00:24:29,476
If this tape even
suggests the possibility

456
00:24:29,496 --> 00:24:31,809
of violence against any of my students,

457
00:24:31,829 --> 00:24:34,520
every precaution must be taken,

458
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,697
including curbing
extra-curricular activities.

459
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,151
Will you let your friends know,

460
00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:41,980
while I alert your parents?

461
00:24:43,634 --> 00:24:44,906
Mmm-hmm.

462
00:24:56,354 --> 00:24:58,503
- This feels very wrong.
- Completely agree.

463
00:24:58,523 --> 00:25:00,522
We know that our guy has
moved on from simple recordings

464
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,217
and on to re-creations. This
tape feels like he's backtracking.

465
00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:04,851
Or unless he's revisiting themes.

466
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,236
Or it could be a hoax.

467
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:08,513
I mean, think about it, the
general public does not know

468
00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:11,557
our Voyeur/auteur has moved
on to re-creations, right?

469
00:25:11,577 --> 00:25:13,124
- Correct.
- I'm following you, Jughead.

470
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:15,895
So, if someone wanted to pretend
to be our auteur and they didn't

471
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,739
have the privileged
information that we do,

472
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:21,281
they would have shot a video exactly
like the one Mr. Honey was sent.

473
00:25:21,301 --> 00:25:23,528
It's not a coincidence.
Honey wants to cancel prom,

474
00:25:23,548 --> 00:25:26,548
he's conveniently sent a video
that gives him the perfect excuse.

475
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,459
Guys, unless we have conclusive
proof that this videotape was made by

476
00:25:29,479 --> 00:25:31,744
someone other than our original guy,

477
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,579
Honey's well within his
rights to cancel prom.

478
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,423
Well, can we borrow a
copy of Honey's tape?

479
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:36,800
Sure. Why?

480
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,333
So we can review every second of it.

481
00:25:38,353 --> 00:25:42,099
No, you have a story to write. I
will watch the damn tape. Let's go.

482
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,465
And then, without warning,

483
00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:47,426
their carefully constructed
plan began to unravel.

484
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:49,237
Thanks to a guilt-ridden Reggie.

485
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,406
Hey, you know what I heard about Honey?

486
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,317
I heard he was hooking
up with a student,

487
00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:54,552
and got run out of town.

488
00:25:54,572 --> 00:25:57,770
Who cares? Guy was a total
perv. Gave me the creeps.

489
00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:01,018
What are you saying?
What are you saying!

490
00:26:01,038 --> 00:26:02,952
That you're glad that he's dead?

491
00:26:02,972 --> 00:26:04,586
Reggie, shut the hell up.

492
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,696
No, that's not what we're saying.

493
00:26:06,716 --> 00:26:08,998
Look, all I'm saying is
the guy was a total weirdo.

494
00:26:09,018 --> 00:26:11,337
If he ran off, who cares, good riddance.

495
00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,362
He didn't run off.

496
00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:18,148
They found his glasses.

497
00:26:18,168 --> 00:26:19,305
What's your point?

498
00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:20,685
Dude, Reggie, I'm serious.

499
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:24,556
Just that, they found his glasses.

500
00:26:24,576 --> 00:26:27,183
But Honey will never
be found 'cause he is...

501
00:26:27,203 --> 00:26:29,530
Shut up. Shut up.

502
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:32,640
You don't know what
you're talking about.

503
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,115
I'm ordering Chinese, you want Lo Mein?

504
00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:53,405
Yup, and some fried wontons, please.

505
00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:56,774
- Chicken or veggie?
- Oh, hell no.

506
00:27:01,511 --> 00:27:03,279
Charles.

507
00:27:11,346 --> 00:27:12,766
I think we got him.

508
00:27:19,422 --> 00:27:23,665
Agent Smith, Ms. Cooper,
Mr. Jones. May I help you?

509
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,025
Yes, you can tell us
whether or not this is you

510
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:29,504
in the screengrab from
the video you received.

511
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,749
Is it you holding the
camera in that photo?

512
00:27:32,769 --> 00:27:35,701
I mean, it's only two frames
but it's enough to nail your ass.

513
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:38,513
If you're suggesting that I'm
sending videotapes around town...

514
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:41,137
No, not all the tapes, just this one.

515
00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:44,761
You're a copycat, Mr. Honey,
and not a very good one.

516
00:27:44,781 --> 00:27:48,023
Using the Voyeur's MO to
ramp up your personal feud

517
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,548
against me and my friends?

518
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,050
Feud?

519
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,193
I...

520
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,937
I've been trying to protect you.

521
00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:56,013
The only person we need
protection from is you,

522
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,664
Mr. Honey, you're deranged.

523
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:01,460
I was trying to help you.

524
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,898
To prepare you for a
life outside of Riverdale.

525
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:06,460
You can justify your
actions all you want

526
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,693
but we already sent copies of
the videos to the school board,

527
00:28:08,713 --> 00:28:09,880
aka, our parents.

528
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:12,455
So between them and the FBI,

529
00:28:12,475 --> 00:28:14,118
I hope you have a good lawyer.

530
00:28:15,311 --> 00:28:17,962
Guess that's checkmate, Mr. Honey.

531
00:28:17,982 --> 00:28:19,862
Don't mess with us in our own town.

532
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:24,634
What causes a principal to
hate his students so much?

533
00:28:24,654 --> 00:28:26,394
Was he bullied in high school?

534
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,897
Is his entire career based on revenge?

535
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:30,423
Well, maybe he should've had sessions

536
00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:33,551
with Mrs. Burble along
with the rest of us.

537
00:28:33,571 --> 00:28:35,428
At least now you can finish your story

538
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,480
without any real-life interruptions.

539
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,889
How close are you to being done?

540
00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:40,772
Oh, close. Reggie just died.

541
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,903
Reggie? Why did Reggie have to die?

542
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:10,898
It's not right.

543
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,923
Reggie didn't deserve that.

544
00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:15,444
Well, of course he
didn't deserve it, Cheryl.

545
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,062
You need to get ahold of yourself.

546
00:29:17,082 --> 00:29:18,408
Do you understand me?

547
00:29:18,428 --> 00:29:21,357
It's very sad, tragic even,
what happened to Reggie,

548
00:29:21,377 --> 00:29:23,100
but he was out of control.

549
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,245
He couldn't handle himself
when Mr. Honey died.

550
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,813
Died? Are you serious?

551
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,982
Jughead's right, Cheryl.

552
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:31,442
Reggie was spiraling.

553
00:29:31,462 --> 00:29:33,003
He was drinking.

554
00:29:34,056 --> 00:29:35,767
- Tell her, Arch.
- Yeah.

555
00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:37,490
If hadn't been in the
locker room that time,

556
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,634
I don't know what he would've said.

557
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,179
Fine, but did we have to cut his brakes?

558
00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:44,330
I mean, we murdered out friend.

559
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,238
What are you talking about, Vee?

560
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,792
We didn't cut Reggie's brakes.

561
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:54,620
His death was an accident.

562
00:29:57,064 --> 00:30:00,012
The truth is he was never
taking care of that car

563
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,356
the way he should've.

564
00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:03,516
Eventually it just caught up with him.

565
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:05,493
We can't change what happened.

566
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:08,479
The only thing we can
do is live our lives.

567
00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:11,190
Wow. Are you hearing yourselves?

568
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,318
It's like you actually
believe this crap.

569
00:30:13,338 --> 00:30:16,493
Ronnie, two people are
dead right now. Dead.

570
00:30:16,513 --> 00:30:17,739
And right now the world thinks

571
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:19,415
that Reggie died from a car accident.

572
00:30:19,435 --> 00:30:20,818
A horrible car accident.

573
00:30:21,938 --> 00:30:24,087
So this ends...

574
00:30:24,107 --> 00:30:27,115
right now, if we all
just stick together.

575
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,048
- Will you do that for me?
- My God.

576
00:30:32,356 --> 00:30:34,856
I knew Betty and Jughead
had a dark streak,

577
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:37,692
but when did you become
such a monster, Archiekins?

578
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:41,498
Come on. Don't kid yourself, Veronica.

579
00:30:41,518 --> 00:30:43,284
In this town we're all monsters.

580
00:30:43,304 --> 00:30:46,559
We've always been monsters,
and that includes you, too.

581
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:49,854
The question is, are we going
to be monsters in college...

582
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:52,206
or in jail?

583
00:30:59,809 --> 00:31:01,699
Wow.

584
00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:04,368
So we're the monsters.

585
00:31:04,388 --> 00:31:06,706
I kinda just go wherever
the story leads me.

586
00:31:06,726 --> 00:31:08,723
But don't worry I'm gonna
change all of our names

587
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:11,677
before I submit it to
the University of Iowa.

588
00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:16,670
So no one is going to know the
perverted truth about us... but us.

589
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,235
So, what happens next?

590
00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:22,145
Do Veronica and Cheryl go to the police,

591
00:31:22,165 --> 00:31:25,314
or does your teen angst
body count increase by two?

592
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:26,742
I honestly don't even know yet.

593
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,197
I'm still trying to decide between some

594
00:31:28,217 --> 00:31:31,579
cautionary morality tale
and a nihilistic dark comedy.

595
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:35,191
Guys, dead man walking.
Hallway, right now.

596
00:31:35,211 --> 00:31:36,562
That was fast.

597
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:02,235
Well, Mr. Honey, looks
like the good guys won.

598
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:09,099
Is that what you think happened here?

599
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:11,352
Well, you're leaving and we're staying,

600
00:32:11,372 --> 00:32:13,543
so yeah, I'd mark that as a win.

601
00:32:13,563 --> 00:32:14,839
Hmm.

602
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:19,353
I stand by everything that I've done.

603
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,593
Including the videotape.

604
00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:25,230
Everything that I have done...

605
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,267
is to make this school better, safer,

606
00:32:28,287 --> 00:32:30,597
for you and your classmates.

607
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,841
Because what goes on around here,

608
00:32:32,861 --> 00:32:36,187
murder, mayhem, depravity...

609
00:32:36,207 --> 00:32:38,350
it is not normal.

610
00:32:42,486 --> 00:32:44,468
Well, it's normal to us.

611
00:32:44,488 --> 00:32:46,804
Which is why we had to stop you.

612
00:32:46,824 --> 00:32:49,398
Stop me.

613
00:32:49,418 --> 00:32:51,659
Ms. Cooper...

614
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,569
I saw the writing on the wall days ago

615
00:32:53,589 --> 00:32:55,462
and I lined up my next job.

616
00:32:56,666 --> 00:33:00,576
I am Stonewall Prep's new headmaster.

617
00:33:00,596 --> 00:33:04,363
It seems they cleaned house
and were in need of a...

618
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:07,189
strong leader to help them
rebuild their reputation.

619
00:33:09,846 --> 00:33:11,829
And my salary, it's...

620
00:33:11,849 --> 00:33:13,999
triple what I've been making here.

621
00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:30,273
All right, you know
what? Screw Mr. Honey.

622
00:33:30,293 --> 00:33:32,461
- He sucks.
- That's right, Archiekins.

623
00:33:32,481 --> 00:33:33,684
I mean, who doctors up

624
00:33:33,704 --> 00:33:35,536
fake evidence just to cancel prom?

625
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,731
And takes away a school's yearbook?

626
00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:39,063
Censors a variety show.

627
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,858
A psycho, that's who.

628
00:33:40,878 --> 00:33:45,863
That man is anything but.

629
00:33:45,883 --> 00:33:49,700
I have been working in that
front office for 50 years.

630
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,294
And in all that time,

631
00:33:51,314 --> 00:33:54,889
I have outlasted eight principals.

632
00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:57,225
And beyond a doubt,

633
00:33:57,245 --> 00:34:00,085
the best, by far...

634
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:02,152
was Mr. Honey.

635
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:04,732
Poor Miss Bell,

636
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,608
you've fallen under the monster's spell.

637
00:34:08,155 --> 00:34:11,406
Do any of you have any idea

638
00:34:11,426 --> 00:34:14,302
what that man has done for this school?

639
00:34:16,339 --> 00:34:18,079
This year alone,

640
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:21,065
he personally arranged
for six low-income students

641
00:34:21,085 --> 00:34:24,234
to go to colleges on full scholarships.

642
00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:26,028
Wait, really?

643
00:34:26,048 --> 00:34:28,947
Also, this year's average GPA

644
00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:31,426
is higher than it's been in decades.

645
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:33,928
And more seniors will
be going to college

646
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:38,415
than have since 1956.

647
00:34:38,435 --> 00:34:41,210
Oh, and of course, no students
have died under his watch.

648
00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:45,968
He asked me to mail this for you.

649
00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:49,226
But I don't think I will.

650
00:34:49,246 --> 00:34:51,136
You may wanna read it though

651
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:54,073
to fully comprehend your actions.

652
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:01,876
What is it, Jug?

653
00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:07,476
It's a letter written by Mr.
Honey to the University of Iowa.

654
00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,612
Are you gonna open it?

655
00:35:26,817 --> 00:35:29,887
Look, it can't be worse than
whatever you're imagining.

656
00:35:55,637 --> 00:35:57,678
What did Mr. Honey say?

657
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,188
Was he trying to screw you over?

658
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,474
Oh, my God.

659
00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:04,685
- I have to change it.
- Change what?

660
00:36:04,705 --> 00:36:06,411
My story, I have to fix it.

661
00:36:11,261 --> 00:36:13,886
The problem with believing
you have all the answers,

662
00:36:13,906 --> 00:36:16,698
is that is blinds you to the truth
that's right before your eyes.

663
00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:25,831
Mr. Honey.

664
00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:29,298
Ronnie, what do we do?

665
00:36:29,318 --> 00:36:30,817
Call 911.

666
00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:33,530
- No if we do that...
- If we don't, he'll die.

667
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:36,593
Call 911. I'll give him CPR.

668
00:36:40,057 --> 00:36:41,726
Uh, yeah. We need an ambulance.

669
00:36:51,647 --> 00:36:53,230
What the hell happened?

670
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:55,385
It's okay. The doctors
said Honey's gonna make it.

671
00:36:55,405 --> 00:36:57,071
No, I'm more worried about us.

672
00:36:57,091 --> 00:36:59,973
Okay. What do the police
know? What did you tell them?

673
00:36:59,993 --> 00:37:01,484
The truth.

674
00:37:01,504 --> 00:37:03,435
That this all started
as some stupid prank

675
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,987
and that things got out of hand.

676
00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:07,259
A prank? Do you realize
what you've done?

677
00:37:07,279 --> 00:37:09,400
Yeah, we kept a man from dying.

678
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,678
And ruined our lives.

679
00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:13,403
Reggie's right, you guys just
wrecked everything, our futures,

680
00:37:13,423 --> 00:37:14,922
now none of us are gonna go to college.

681
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,676
Who cares about college?
Don't you guys understand

682
00:37:16,696 --> 00:37:20,028
that we could spend the next 20
years of our lives in Shankshaw...

683
00:37:20,048 --> 00:37:21,721
Shankshaw prison?

684
00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:23,914
Are you listening to yourselves?

685
00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:25,686
Mr. Honey could've died.

686
00:37:25,706 --> 00:37:27,355
We would've been murderers.

687
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,710
Better that than what's
coming next for all of us.

688
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:33,382
You don't mean that, Betty, do you?

689
00:37:33,402 --> 00:37:35,778
That you would've
preferred Mr. Honey to die?

690
00:37:38,615 --> 00:37:40,066
What made you rewrite it?

691
00:37:41,877 --> 00:37:43,642
Guess I finally realized
what I was saying,

692
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,943
how I was saying it.

693
00:37:46,715 --> 00:37:50,625
I've been reveling in this
town's sickness and I was...

694
00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:53,610
enjoying the suffering
of another person,

695
00:37:53,630 --> 00:37:55,064
even if it was Mr. Honey.

696
00:37:57,675 --> 00:38:00,209
This is about Mr. Honey's letter.

697
00:38:00,229 --> 00:38:01,278
Isn't it?

698
00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:05,664
What does he say in it?

699
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,165
Hey, guys.

700
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:11,303
Hey, Jellybean, uh, now
is not the best time.

701
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,888
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt,

702
00:38:12,908 --> 00:38:14,625
but this was on our doorstep.

703
00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,911
More house shots?

704
00:38:36,423 --> 00:38:38,191
Maybe it's another copycat?

705
00:38:39,843 --> 00:38:42,343
- Maybe it's an invitation.
- Yeah, but where?

706
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:44,369
That place doesn't even
look like it's in Riverdale.

707
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,112
No, but I've seen this place before.

708
00:38:49,778 --> 00:38:52,169
That's the cabin where Veronica's
mom killed Sheriff Minetta.

709
00:38:52,189 --> 00:38:53,604
Where they had their affair.

710
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:57,125
I'll go get my keys.

711
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,134
What's that for?

712
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,047
Look like a makeshift screen.

713
00:39:55,037 --> 00:39:57,847
This projector reminds me of the
one we used to have at the drive-in.

714
00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,261
There's no film in it, though.

715
00:40:06,859 --> 00:40:08,185
Jug.

716
00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:34,029
Dear Headmaster Koontz,

717
00:40:34,049 --> 00:40:36,624
Greetings from Riverdale High.

718
00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:40,610
I wanted to follow up on our
conversation with a short note.

719
00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:44,965
Though Jughead Jones has had an
incredibly difficult year, as you know,

720
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:48,043
and I've only interacted
with him a scant few times,

721
00:40:48,063 --> 00:40:50,045
he is a special kid,

722
00:40:50,065 --> 00:40:52,497
and a superb writer.

723
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,141
But he needs a break.

724
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:57,720
He needs good teachers
and a healthy environment,

725
00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:00,338
which I know the University
of Iowa can provide.

726
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:02,891
I don't say this lightly,

727
00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:04,832
but I do believe Jughead Jones

728
00:41:04,852 --> 00:41:08,244
will be an important
voice of his generation.

729
00:41:08,264 --> 00:41:10,354
If you'd like to discuss him further,

730
00:41:10,374 --> 00:41:12,409
please call me at any time.

731
00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:14,570
All my best to you and Edith.

732
00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:17,950
Sincerely, Holden Honey.

733
00:41:25,587 --> 00:41:29,042
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