1 00:00:03,908 --> 00:00:06,661 Halloween. Mua-ha-ha-ha. 2 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:09,602 It's heist time. 3 00:00:09,603 --> 00:00:11,204 - Dah! - Thought you could get 4 00:00:11,205 --> 00:00:12,806 a head start on heist prep? Good luck. 5 00:00:12,807 --> 00:00:14,074 I'm already dressed. 6 00:00:14,075 --> 00:00:16,443 Well... I'm also dressed, 7 00:00:16,444 --> 00:00:19,079 and I made breakfast. 8 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:22,082 - Wait, where are my eggs? - In my belly. 9 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:23,783 Now get a move on. 10 00:00:23,784 --> 00:00:25,151 It's heist time. 11 00:00:25,152 --> 00:00:26,986 I love Halloween! 12 00:00:44,151 --> 00:00:46,901 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 13 00:00:47,007 --> 00:00:49,976 Some of you have asked me what got me through prison. 14 00:00:49,977 --> 00:00:52,166 Was it my family? Don't be stupid. 15 00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:54,749 Was it knowing that my friends would eventually get me out? 16 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,816 Of course not, I never believed in any of you. 17 00:00:56,817 --> 00:00:58,351 No, the only thing that kept me sane 18 00:00:58,352 --> 00:01:00,120 was planning for the Halloween heist 19 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:02,106 those many years doing hard time. 20 00:01:02,112 --> 00:01:04,239 - It was eight weeks. - I also went to prison, dog. 21 00:01:04,245 --> 00:01:06,327 - We're getting off track here. - No, we're not, dog. 22 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,194 Peralta's just trying to play the sympathy card 23 00:01:08,195 --> 00:01:09,529 so we all go easy on him. 24 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:11,197 I'd rather send you back to prison 25 00:01:11,198 --> 00:01:13,333 - than see you win. - Okay. 26 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,401 This year, we compete for the most elegant and regal 27 00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:17,103 of all prizes... 28 00:01:17,104 --> 00:01:18,938 A championship cummerbund. 29 00:01:18,939 --> 00:01:20,573 Or belt, as normal people call it. 30 00:01:20,574 --> 00:01:22,409 Belt... I'd like to see the pair of slacks 31 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,310 whose loops are large enough for this belt. 32 00:01:24,311 --> 00:01:26,279 No, it is a cummerbund. 33 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,148 - Well, whatever it is... - Cummerbund. 34 00:01:28,149 --> 00:01:30,450 It's inscribed with the words, "Amazing human/genius." 35 00:01:30,451 --> 00:01:33,119 The objective is to have it in your possession at midnight. 36 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,888 This year, the competition is not limited 37 00:01:34,889 --> 00:01:36,795 - to winners of the past heists. - That's right. 38 00:01:36,802 --> 00:01:38,191 Any man, or woman... 39 00:01:38,192 --> 00:01:40,093 #Resist... can enter. 40 00:01:40,094 --> 00:01:42,328 - It's open to everyone. - Ooh, every man for himself. 41 00:01:42,329 --> 00:01:44,010 It's like "Bachelor in Paradise." 42 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,145 It's really cool that you guys opened it up to anyone. 43 00:01:46,152 --> 00:01:47,555 Thanks. Yeah, we talked about it, 44 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:48,935 and we just felt like it was only fair. 45 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:50,423 I was being sarcastic. You all suck, 46 00:01:50,429 --> 00:01:51,820 and I hope Jake goes back to jail. 47 00:01:51,826 --> 00:01:54,371 Oh, cool, I'm glad everyone feels comfortable joking about that. 48 00:01:54,377 --> 00:01:55,932 - Not joking. - Insult me all you want, 49 00:01:55,938 --> 00:01:57,277 for I have only this to say... 50 00:01:57,278 --> 00:01:59,162 Victory shall be mine! 51 00:01:59,168 --> 00:02:01,933 I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me. 52 00:02:01,939 --> 00:02:04,425 Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made. 53 00:02:04,431 --> 00:02:06,054 Cool, fun take on our relationship. 54 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,876 Well, I for one thing you're perfect for each other... 55 00:02:07,882 --> 00:02:09,185 Feel like there's gonna be more. 56 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:11,096 - Because you're both losers. - There it is. 57 00:02:11,102 --> 00:02:14,022 None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience, 58 00:02:14,028 --> 00:02:15,109 no brains, 59 00:02:15,115 --> 00:02:18,198 and, of course, a bald old man. 60 00:02:18,199 --> 00:02:19,264 I'm younger than you. 61 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:21,100 No comeback for the bald thing, I see. 62 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:22,802 Yeah, I'm not doing the heist. I'm out. 63 00:02:22,803 --> 00:02:24,137 Okay. 64 00:02:24,138 --> 00:02:25,572 - Bull crap. - Yeah, right. 65 00:02:25,573 --> 00:02:27,407 Just like you were out last year. 66 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,943 - I was out last year. - As a setup for this year. 67 00:02:29,944 --> 00:02:31,978 You're good, Jeffords, but not good enough. 68 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:34,681 In fact, you're an idiot. I should've fired you long ago. 69 00:02:34,682 --> 00:02:36,449 - What? - Relax, Terry, chill out. 70 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:37,884 Get your undies out of your buns. 71 00:02:37,885 --> 00:02:39,953 Now, if everyone would rise. 72 00:02:39,954 --> 00:02:42,255 Rise like the army of the dead, 73 00:02:42,256 --> 00:02:46,125 and follow me into the bullpen of destiny. 74 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:47,794 This heist, 75 00:02:47,795 --> 00:02:49,662 the belt will not be locked up or hidden away. 76 00:02:49,663 --> 00:02:52,232 It will be suspended from the ceiling in plain sight 77 00:02:52,233 --> 00:02:54,100 - for all to see. - How poetic. 78 00:02:54,101 --> 00:02:55,802 It will hang just out of reach, 79 00:02:55,803 --> 00:02:57,503 like Tantalus's fruit. 80 00:02:57,504 --> 00:02:59,739 Yes, that's where I got the inspiration from, 81 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:02,742 Greek mythology, not an episode of the Nickelodeon show "Guts." 82 00:03:02,743 --> 00:03:04,383 Amy, will you please do the honors? 83 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:05,678 Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:08,382 --> 00:03:11,226 - The belt is in place. - Whoever has it at midnight 85 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,161 will be declared the... 86 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:14,254 What's going on? 87 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:15,788 - What's happening? - I can't see! 88 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:17,443 Everybody just grab something random. 89 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:18,625 Back off, Hitchcock. 90 00:03:18,626 --> 00:03:20,059 Silence! 91 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:22,228 It's gone. The cummerbund is gone! 92 00:03:22,229 --> 00:03:24,464 Who took it? We're all here. Where'd it go? 93 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,900 Nowhere. It's still in this room. 94 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:30,737 In fact, it's right here! 95 00:03:30,738 --> 00:03:32,472 Nope, it's just your tum-tum. 96 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:36,442 I don't have the cummerbund, because it's right here! 97 00:03:36,443 --> 00:03:39,746 Or is it right here? 98 00:03:39,747 --> 00:03:41,180 Everybody stop undressing. 99 00:03:41,181 --> 00:03:42,815 We just had harassment training. 100 00:03:42,816 --> 00:03:45,752 Hey... over here, losers. 101 00:03:45,753 --> 00:03:47,335 This is Gina Linetti. 102 00:03:47,341 --> 00:03:49,322 You really thought you could do this without me? 103 00:03:49,323 --> 00:03:51,157 I'm the defending champion. 104 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:53,826 Gina... I should have known it was you, you punk. 105 00:03:53,827 --> 00:03:55,428 Yeah, you punk, 106 00:03:55,429 --> 00:03:57,305 why aren't you showing your face, you punk? 107 00:03:57,311 --> 00:03:58,665 Yeah, I just had a baby. 108 00:03:58,666 --> 00:04:00,524 I haven't washed my hair in three weeks. 109 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:01,901 Oh, how is she? 110 00:04:01,902 --> 00:04:04,043 - Yeah, how's she doing? - None of your business. 111 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:06,039 Now, if you wanna find the belt, 112 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,874 you're gonna have to work for it. 113 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,043 Behind my desk are boxes of baby stuff 114 00:04:10,044 --> 00:04:11,945 that I didn't wanna assemble. 115 00:04:11,946 --> 00:04:14,414 You get a clue for each item you put together. 116 00:04:14,415 --> 00:04:16,749 Linetti, Lin-out-ti. 117 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,284 This is crazy. 118 00:04:18,285 --> 00:04:21,154 I mean, no one is actually gonna do Gina's dumb chores, right? 119 00:04:21,155 --> 00:04:22,555 Right, absolutely not. 120 00:04:22,556 --> 00:04:24,091 It's completely ridiculous. 121 00:04:27,628 --> 00:04:29,529 I got the reach-and-play! 122 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,331 You can all suck it! 123 00:04:37,071 --> 00:04:40,421 - They fell for it. - Hook, line, and sphincter. 124 00:04:40,427 --> 00:04:42,595 - It's sinker. - No, it's sphincter. 125 00:04:42,596 --> 00:04:44,697 That's where you put the hook in when you're eeling. 126 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:46,432 Well, I never use that expression again. 127 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:47,967 - Hey, guys. - Ah. 128 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:50,736 - And right on time, here's Bill. - Welcome. 129 00:04:50,737 --> 00:04:53,272 Man, it is amazing how similar you guys look. 130 00:04:53,273 --> 00:04:54,774 - I don't see it. - Me neither. 131 00:04:54,775 --> 00:04:56,242 - Not even a little. - Not at all. 132 00:04:56,243 --> 00:04:58,010 Twins. So, did you have any issues 133 00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:00,046 - getting into the vents? - Went like clockwork. 134 00:05:00,047 --> 00:05:02,415 Sir, only authorized personnel are allowed up here. 135 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:04,383 Oh, Detective Boyle, didn't see it was you. 136 00:05:04,384 --> 00:05:06,752 Get better eyes, you moron. 137 00:05:06,753 --> 00:05:09,188 Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou. 138 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:10,999 Not anymore. He was very upset. 139 00:05:11,005 --> 00:05:13,226 Anyway, once I got in the vents, it was smooth sailing. 140 00:05:13,227 --> 00:05:15,194 The belt is in place. 141 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:17,671 Whoever has it at midnight will be declared the winner 142 00:05:17,678 --> 00:05:19,572 of the fifth annual... 143 00:05:19,579 --> 00:05:21,070 - What's going on? - What's happening? 144 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:23,153 I can't see! Everyone just grab something randomly. 145 00:05:23,159 --> 00:05:24,761 Back off, Hitchcock. 146 00:05:28,942 --> 00:05:30,910 Hey, over here, losers. 147 00:05:30,911 --> 00:05:33,112 I gotta say, Bill, your Gina impression was spot-on. 148 00:05:33,113 --> 00:05:34,312 I'm very good at roleplay, 149 00:05:34,318 --> 00:05:36,059 and I'm super comfortable wearing masks. 150 00:05:36,065 --> 00:05:38,005 Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute. 151 00:05:38,012 --> 00:05:39,419 I was definitely a male prostitute, 152 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:40,920 but I don't do that profession anymore. 153 00:05:40,921 --> 00:05:42,622 Now I sell vitamin supplements. 154 00:05:42,623 --> 00:05:44,891 I made $90,000 this year alone, 155 00:05:44,892 --> 00:05:46,792 working out of the comfort of my own home. 156 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:47,894 - Uh-huh? - How did I do it? 157 00:05:47,895 --> 00:05:49,105 - NutriBoom. - Right. 158 00:05:49,111 --> 00:05:50,726 And the good news is, you can do it too. 159 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:53,255 Okay, this is clearly a pyramid scheme. We're not interested. 160 00:05:53,261 --> 00:05:54,567 Okay, your loss. 161 00:05:54,568 --> 00:05:56,502 - Here's the belt... - Ah... 162 00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:58,671 - she's a beauty. - Hi-yah! 163 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:00,572 Ow! Charles, what are you doing? 164 00:06:00,578 --> 00:06:02,561 The hardest thing I've EVER DONE: betraying you. 165 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:04,043 Bill, the belt. 166 00:06:04,044 --> 00:06:05,519 - Bill, you're in on this too? - Yep. 167 00:06:05,525 --> 00:06:07,339 Charles promised he'd buy a ton of supplements 168 00:06:07,345 --> 00:06:09,113 and become one of my downstream distributors. 169 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,855 No, look, listen to me, don't do this, okay? 170 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:12,932 I really need to win this year. I'm begging you. 171 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,082 Those baby browns aren't gonna work on me, not today. 172 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:16,187 This is crazy. 173 00:06:16,194 --> 00:06:18,090 You're never gonna get out of here with that belt on your own. 174 00:06:18,091 --> 00:06:20,059 I'm not on my own. I have an alliance. 175 00:06:21,228 --> 00:06:23,262 An alliance. 176 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:25,598 It's not "Bachelor in Paradise." It's "Survivor." 177 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:27,437 Rosa, I am very disappointed in you. 178 00:06:27,444 --> 00:06:28,885 Your approval means nothing to me. 179 00:06:28,891 --> 00:06:31,103 Copy that. And Terry, I knew you were playing. 180 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:33,239 - Last year was a setup. - Hell yeah, it was. 181 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,241 I'm sick of you, Amy, and Holt winning. 182 00:06:35,242 --> 00:06:37,777 - You're all so damn smug. - Yeah, you guys may be champs, 183 00:06:37,778 --> 00:06:40,912 but this year... this year belongs to The Tramps. 184 00:06:40,919 --> 00:06:43,134 - Charles, that's a bad name. - Ha, you're just jealous. 185 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,550 - Everyone loves it. - No. 186 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,446 - Nuh-uh. - Bill, keep an eye on him. 187 00:06:46,453 --> 00:06:49,589 Let's go, Tramps. Charles, no! No! 188 00:06:49,603 --> 00:06:52,193 Hey, let me ask you this, how would you like to be your own boss? 189 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,201 Not now, Bill! 190 00:06:55,196 --> 00:06:56,998 Amy! Amy, in here! 191 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,124 In here. Help. 192 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:02,078 - Hello, fake Charles. - Hi. 193 00:07:02,085 --> 00:07:03,406 Hello, tied-up Jake. 194 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:05,062 Will you please help me get out of this? 195 00:07:05,069 --> 00:07:07,031 It's not for the heist. I just really have to pee. 196 00:07:07,038 --> 00:07:09,929 I know you don't drink water. You pee once every two days. 197 00:07:09,936 --> 00:07:12,337 - And you went this morning. - Damn it, you know me so well. 198 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,407 All right, how about this? 199 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:16,488 I've got top secret info about various dealings. 200 00:07:16,495 --> 00:07:17,815 If you let me out of these cuffs, 201 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:19,917 - I'll share it with you. - What kind of info? 202 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:21,952 Well, first off, Wolf Gina... 203 00:07:21,953 --> 00:07:24,488 Was just a ruse so you and Charles could steal the belt. 204 00:07:24,489 --> 00:07:26,524 Yeah-huh, but also... 205 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:28,993 Charles teamed up with Rosa and Terry to form The Tramps. 206 00:07:28,994 --> 00:07:30,361 Gah! How did you know that? 207 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:31,862 I gave Charles the idea last year. 208 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:35,065 Gina's one of the champs. 209 00:07:35,066 --> 00:07:37,234 And I'm just one of the tramps. 210 00:07:37,235 --> 00:07:39,437 Ooh, The Tramps. 211 00:07:39,438 --> 00:07:41,705 That's a great name for something. 212 00:07:41,706 --> 00:07:44,775 I just don't know what. 213 00:07:44,776 --> 00:07:46,444 But I do. 214 00:07:46,445 --> 00:07:48,846 I told you, I'll always be one step ahead of you. 215 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:51,393 You can't surprise me. Ya boring. 216 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,196 You know what spices up a relationship? 217 00:07:53,203 --> 00:07:54,888 Co-owning a multi-tiered marketing... 218 00:07:54,895 --> 00:07:56,546 Ignore him. Look, there are three Tramps. 219 00:07:56,553 --> 00:07:58,367 The only way we're gonna win is if we team up. 220 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:01,025 Good point. I guess my response is, 221 00:08:01,026 --> 00:08:03,513 rot in hell, crap-face! 222 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,170 Also, I love you, and I treasure you, 223 00:08:05,177 --> 00:08:07,698 - and ya bore me. - God, you're being so mean. 224 00:08:07,699 --> 00:08:09,951 - Do it more. - I hope you die. 225 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,635 Bye. 226 00:08:11,636 --> 00:08:15,306 Fine! Go! Who needs you, ya freakin' jag! 227 00:08:15,307 --> 00:08:17,769 Looks like we're all clear. Good job, guys. 228 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:20,177 Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train. 229 00:08:20,178 --> 00:08:22,713 Boyle, stop finding variations on a word we hate. 230 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:24,711 Okay, Sarge, lift up the super heavy thing 231 00:08:24,718 --> 00:08:26,654 that no one else is strong enough to lift. 232 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,557 Nice, Sarge! Keep lifting heavy stuff like that, 233 00:08:33,558 --> 00:08:35,914 and maybe you'll work off some of that bulk, huh? 234 00:08:35,921 --> 00:08:38,378 - What? - I set up an electric eye yesterday, 235 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:40,425 so if anyone enters this room, an alarm will go off. 236 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:43,000 Let's move. Don't cross the beam. 237 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:52,710 Cool, yeah, that's something I can do, without any problem. 238 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,380 Alarm works. 239 00:08:56,381 --> 00:08:59,245 All right, fine, 240 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:01,435 looks like I'm gonna have to "127 Hours" this sitch. 241 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:03,765 - You're gonna cut off your own arm? - Is that how it ends? 242 00:09:03,772 --> 00:09:05,796 Oh, man, I got busy, and my rental period expired. 243 00:09:05,803 --> 00:09:08,599 I thought he just wiggled out. Come, will you just please un-cuff me? 244 00:09:08,606 --> 00:09:09,693 Please, you gotta, man. 245 00:09:09,694 --> 00:09:11,595 I've never treated you like a prostitute. 246 00:09:11,596 --> 00:09:14,175 - You just did. - Touché. 247 00:09:14,182 --> 00:09:16,103 All right, how about this? I will buy... 248 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,089 double the amount of supplements that Boyle did. 249 00:09:18,096 --> 00:09:20,815 - $8,000? - What? He gave you 4 grand? 250 00:09:20,822 --> 00:09:22,875 All right, fine, I'm in. 251 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:25,642 He didn't give it to me. He invested it in his future. 252 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,629 - And you can too. - Yeah, I already agreed to it. 253 00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:30,317 - You don't have to keep selling me. - Sorry, the script we're given 254 00:09:30,324 --> 00:09:31,800 anticipates a lot more resistance. 255 00:09:31,807 --> 00:09:33,447 Okay, so let's get the paperwork started. 256 00:09:33,454 --> 00:09:35,227 First things first, you are not allowed 257 00:09:35,234 --> 00:09:37,022 to have any of this reviewed by an attorney. 258 00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:38,137 Yeah, this seems bad. 259 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,557 So, where on Gina's mobile 260 00:09:39,558 --> 00:09:41,559 should I place this moonless Jupiter? 261 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,228 I pity the child who lies beneath this solar system. 262 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:46,730 Hey, Captain, something's going on with this heist. 263 00:09:46,731 --> 00:09:48,332 You tell us everything you know, 264 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,393 and we'll tell you everything we know. 265 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,343 - I'd rather not. - Jokes on you, 266 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,560 - we don't know anything. - Well, good day then. 267 00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:57,088 - Wait, why are you sweating? - I'm not sweating. 268 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,503 No, I've had enough heart attacks 269 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,917 to know what sweating looks like, and that's sweat. 270 00:10:04,215 --> 00:10:07,017 Well, if I'm sweating, as you claim, 271 00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:10,345 it's because I was watching an exciting video on the net. 272 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:11,656 Really? What? 273 00:10:12,281 --> 00:10:14,359 It was a video of an American gymnast. 274 00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:17,228 His leotard ripped, exposing his butt. 275 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:19,695 - It was highly erotic. - You're lying. 276 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:22,131 I.T. just installed blocker software, 277 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:24,099 - thanks to moi. - Uh, yes, 278 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,235 but they didn't install it on my computer, 279 00:10:26,236 --> 00:10:27,751 because I'm a captain. 280 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,691 You don't look hot and bothered at all to me. 281 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,407 - Show us the erotica. - Gentlemen, 282 00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:33,209 I assure you, there's nothing to see. 283 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:36,178 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to grab some fresh air. 284 00:10:44,652 --> 00:10:46,954 Good boy, Cheddar. Bring me that cummerbund. 285 00:10:46,961 --> 00:10:50,065 Oh, yeah. 286 00:10:50,227 --> 00:10:52,061 Wait a minute... 287 00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:54,263 this isn't the championship cummerbund. 288 00:10:54,264 --> 00:10:57,199 This is some common cummerbund. 289 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,272 And you're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch. 290 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,304 And this says you've received your sales training. 291 00:11:02,305 --> 00:11:04,206 - Great. - And this one is 292 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,698 a sworn affidavit stating that you have seen Debbie Stovelman, 293 00:11:06,705 --> 00:11:08,700 the wife of NutriBoom founder, David Stovelman, 294 00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:10,898 and that you found her to be happy, healthy, and alive. 295 00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:12,405 Okay, fine. Great, all right, done. 296 00:11:12,412 --> 00:11:13,850 Just get me out of these. 297 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,687 Hey, what's going on here? 298 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:24,226 Yeah! Didn't think I could get out of my cuffs, did you, Boyle? 299 00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:26,295 But you forgot about one important thing... 300 00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:29,131 - NutriBoom. - NutriBoom! That's right. 301 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:31,133 I'm in the President's Circle now. 302 00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:33,502 Sorry, Charles, this year's heist was just too important. 303 00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:36,205 - Watch him, Bill. - Check in, Boyle, check in. 304 00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,474 Uh-oh, Jake, they check in every ten minutes, 305 00:11:38,475 --> 00:11:42,646 and I have to respond with a code only we know. 306 00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:46,423 - I am a Tramp. - Copy that. 307 00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:47,963 Did I guess it? Did I guess the code? 308 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:50,496 I couldn't hear what Rosa said back, but was that right? 309 00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:52,138 - You got it. - Yeah, I thought so, okay. 310 00:11:52,856 --> 00:11:55,357 Okay, security system, talk to me. 311 00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:57,459 What have I missed? What's going on? 312 00:11:57,460 --> 00:12:00,462 Ah-ha! Holt used Cheddar to steal the belt. 313 00:12:00,463 --> 00:12:01,936 But that's not Cheddar. 314 00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,960 Holt and Cheddar always walk in a perfect lockstep. 315 00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:05,334 Which means someone took Cheddar, 316 00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:06,969 and that person has the belt. 317 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:11,340 But who? Who took Cheddar? 318 00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:13,475 - Where are you coming from? - Why do you care? 319 00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:15,444 - Thought you weren't heisting. - I'm not. 320 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,346 I'm just interested in your comings and goings, 321 00:12:17,347 --> 00:12:19,240 because I care about you as a friend. 322 00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:20,977 Okay, friend, I went to the bathroom. 323 00:12:20,984 --> 00:12:22,985 Well, you were gone a long time, friend. 324 00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:25,187 - You feeling okay, friend? - No, it was number two, 325 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:28,023 and it was very intense, friend. 326 00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:29,958 Bless you. 327 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,127 She sneezed. Dog allergies. 328 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:34,330 Which means that Amy took... 329 00:12:34,331 --> 00:12:36,032 Cheddar! 330 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,835 Where is my dog? 331 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,693 Aren't you standing right next to him? 332 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,038 This bitch? Please. Watch. 333 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:45,007 Shake. Shake. 334 00:12:45,008 --> 00:12:46,975 Idiot. 335 00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:49,011 I know one of you took Cheddar, 336 00:12:49,012 --> 00:12:50,813 and you did it for the sake of the heist, 337 00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:53,816 but if anything happens to him, I will end you. 338 00:12:53,817 --> 00:12:55,918 I couldn't bring myself to neuter Cheddar, 339 00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:57,653 but I will neuter you all. 340 00:12:59,222 --> 00:13:00,964 Uh, bing-pot. 341 00:13:07,017 --> 00:13:09,516 Cheddar? Cheddar? 342 00:13:09,819 --> 00:13:10,835 Shake. 343 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,955 Ah, good grip, pristine coat. 344 00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:14,345 That's my doggie! 345 00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:16,588 You betrayed me. You'll explain yourself later. 346 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,439 Return to my office. 347 00:13:19,395 --> 00:13:22,097 Guys, why is there smoke coming from the break room? 348 00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,999 What's going on? Is someone doing something? 349 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,468 Who's doing something? 350 00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:27,875 "Handmaid's Tale." This is Amy. 351 00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:30,049 She won't shut up about how relevant that show is 352 00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:32,541 - in today's political landscape. - It's relevant as hell, 353 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,677 but I'm not doing anything. 354 00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:36,612 Terry also loved the show. This is him. 355 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:38,792 No, no, I love Elisabeth Moss. 356 00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:40,324 Terry thought the show was too bleak. 357 00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:41,850 Oh, they're coming from everywhere. 358 00:13:41,851 --> 00:13:44,488 Hello. Blessed be the fruit, baby. 359 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:46,340 - Hitchcock, you watch that show? - Watch what? 360 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:48,228 - That's my pickup line. - What are they doing? 361 00:13:48,235 --> 00:13:50,617 We haven't heard from Charles. We need to check to make sure 362 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,492 - everything's fine. - Check what? The server? 363 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,827 I stole the cummerbund from under there an hour ago. 364 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,434 - You knew about... - About you playing? The server? 365 00:13:58,435 --> 00:14:00,305 I've known about your plans for weeks. 366 00:14:00,312 --> 00:14:02,633 Uh-oh, they're circling. Stop! 367 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,174 Hello, Ofamy. 368 00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:07,910 Hello. 369 00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:10,405 - I don't know what's going on. - I do. 370 00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:11,914 Handmaids, out! 371 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,713 They really listen to you. 372 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,574 You figured out I had the belt in my safe, 373 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,781 and you thought you could distract me and steal the key. 374 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,322 I did think those things, yes, 375 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:22,992 and then... I did it. 376 00:14:22,993 --> 00:14:24,860 Please. Impossible. 377 00:14:24,861 --> 00:14:28,124 The key has been in my shoe the entire time. 378 00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:29,871 Okay, well, it's almost midnight. 379 00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:32,114 Why don't you try and use your key? 380 00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:36,362 It fits. 381 00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:38,371 I knew you were lying. You are so predictable. 382 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,610 Uh-oh, it's not turning. 383 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,882 I guess I'm not quite as predictable as you thought. 384 00:14:41,889 --> 00:14:44,013 And I also bet none of you can predict 385 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,090 what I'm gonna do next. 386 00:14:45,097 --> 00:14:47,425 Use your key to open the safe and act like a dick about it? 387 00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:49,285 Yes, obviously that's what I'm gonna do, Rosa. 388 00:14:49,286 --> 00:14:51,420 You just have to be so spot-on all the time. 389 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,821 If I may... mm... 390 00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:55,345 just get my skirt up, thanks. 391 00:14:56,359 --> 00:14:57,989 Oh, look at that, the key fits. 392 00:14:57,996 --> 00:15:01,845 And the lock is turning, and the safe is... empty? 393 00:15:01,852 --> 00:15:03,113 - What? - There's no cummerbund? 394 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,521 - Never was. It was always a belt. - I don't understand. Who took it? 395 00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:07,827 We haven't heard from Charles in an hour. Maybe he betrayed The Tramps. 396 00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,852 Oh, God, I just called us The Tramps. What have I become? 397 00:15:09,859 --> 00:15:11,293 It's not Charles. I locked him up. 398 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,202 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I put a GPS tracker on the belt. 399 00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:16,244 It's on the move, and it's going fast! 400 00:15:16,258 --> 00:15:17,959 Let's take my bike. They'll never catch us. 401 00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:19,882 - Later, dorks. - Should we follow them? I... 402 00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,585 Captain, why are you giggling? 403 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:27,623 I put a GPS tracker inside of Terry. 404 00:15:27,624 --> 00:15:31,293 Sarge, Kevin purchased one too many full-fat French yogurts. 405 00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:35,998 - You want it? - Absolutely. 406 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:38,434 Enjoy, Jeffords. Enjoy. 407 00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:39,861 Devious, I know, but... 408 00:15:39,868 --> 00:15:41,503 I also put a tracker in Terry's yogurt. 409 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,272 Same here. No reason. 410 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,740 Just 'cause you're a great sergeant. 411 00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:46,775 Now suck it down. 412 00:15:46,776 --> 00:15:48,802 Eh, no problem, take it. 413 00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:50,312 Swallow the 'gurt. 414 00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:51,880 Do you guys think all that radiation 415 00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,782 - is bad for him? - I'm sure he'll be fine. 416 00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:56,092 - He's lived a long life already. - Yeah. 417 00:16:00,123 --> 00:16:01,457 Good luck keeping up with me. 418 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,092 I've done my morning calisthenics. 419 00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:04,693 Oh, I'll keep up with you... 420 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,328 Rah! 421 00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:09,932 In hell. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 422 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,607 - Hello, Jacob. - Dah! 423 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:19,641 What... Ames... 424 00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:22,223 What are you doing here? Why aren't you out looking for the belt? 425 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,228 You and I both know the belt never left the precinct. 426 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:25,814 I don't know that. Nobody knows that. 427 00:16:25,815 --> 00:16:28,050 I kept thinking, "How did anyone swap my key?" 428 00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:31,487 And then it hit me... they didn't. They swapped the safe. 429 00:16:31,488 --> 00:16:33,722 One of the handmaids, I'm assuming fake Charles, 430 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:38,219 took my safe, and then Ofamy deposited a lookalike. 431 00:16:38,406 --> 00:16:40,322 What did you give fake Charles so he'd help you? 432 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,083 Nothing. In fact, he gave me something, 433 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:43,899 the power of financial freedom. 434 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,434 I invested in a pyramid scheme. 435 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,102 It's no time to go into it right now. 436 00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:48,971 Okay... so, while we all tried to figure out 437 00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:50,484 who had the real key, 438 00:16:50,491 --> 00:16:52,775 fake Charles broke into the safe, removed the tracke, 439 00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:55,644 and led Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase. 440 00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:58,247 My only question is, which box is the belt in? 441 00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,182 Well, good luck figuring it out, 442 00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:02,718 because the clock is tick-tick-tocking. 443 00:17:02,719 --> 00:17:04,290 - It's that one. - No! 444 00:17:04,297 --> 00:17:06,588 The dust pattern on top doesn't match its neighbors. 445 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:09,291 You see, Jake, I'm always gonna be one step ahead of you. 446 00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:11,260 You've lost the ability to surprise me. 447 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,095 Ya just plain boring. 448 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,431 Again, weird take on a very loving relationship. 449 00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:16,932 And it's midnight, 450 00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:20,636 so I guess I'm an amazing human/genius. 451 00:17:20,637 --> 00:17:23,305 Yeah. Although... 452 00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:25,607 you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt. 453 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:29,344 Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 454 00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:31,481 "Amy Santiago, will you marry me?" 455 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,384 Surprise. 456 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,017 I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now. 457 00:17:41,024 --> 00:17:42,978 "I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now," 458 00:17:42,985 --> 00:17:45,789 - title of your sex tape. - "Oh, my God, I'm shaking." 459 00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:48,437 I'm definitely gonna cry," Title of your sex tape. 460 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:51,418 Wait, is this really happening? Is this part of the heist? 461 00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:54,029 If this is part of the heist, I will dump you so hard. 462 00:17:54,036 --> 00:17:56,471 No, please, Ames, look, it's really happening, okay? 463 00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:59,107 It's not part of the heist. I promise, this is real. 464 00:17:59,108 --> 00:18:01,809 - It is? - Yeah. 465 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:04,212 Okay, here it goes. 466 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,148 Ames, I love you. 467 00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:10,351 I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. 468 00:18:10,352 --> 00:18:12,687 I love your face, and I love your butt. 469 00:18:12,688 --> 00:18:14,188 I should've written this down first. 470 00:18:14,189 --> 00:18:15,857 No, no, it's okay. Go on. 471 00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:18,302 I love how much you pretend to like "Die Hard." 472 00:18:18,309 --> 00:18:20,176 - I like the second one. - You don't have to. 473 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,718 - Okay. - Yeah. 474 00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:23,798 You're kind, and you're funny, 475 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:25,500 and you're the best person I know, 476 00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:28,436 and the best detective. 477 00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,607 Also, for reals, I love your butt. 478 00:18:32,608 --> 00:18:34,609 - I love yours too. - Gross. 479 00:18:36,044 --> 00:18:38,246 Amy Santiago... 480 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,214 will you marry me? 481 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:42,717 Jake Peralta, I will marry you. 482 00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:53,327 I love you so much. 483 00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:55,296 Hey, jerkos, this little Tramp escaped, 484 00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:57,017 so that ought to teach... 485 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,767 - D-did you just... - Mm-hmm. 486 00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,903 - And did you say... - Mm-hmm. 487 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,384 - To Jake and Amy. - To Jake and Amy! 488 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,060 Great stuff, great stuff. 489 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,813 So, since Peralta altered the cummerbund, 490 00:19:11,814 --> 00:19:13,414 no one really won the heist this year. 491 00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:14,790 Is that what everyone's thinking? 492 00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:16,357 - Captain... - Right, right, sorry. 493 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,304 Not the time. I'm so happy for you both. 494 00:19:18,311 --> 00:19:20,018 Technically, there was no winner. Continue. 495 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,181 Hey, Gina just texted me. 496 00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:23,791 She said, "Weird, I didn't even realize they were dating." 497 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,993 JK, so happy for you bitches." 498 00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:28,296 - Oh. - So, Jake, tell us everything. 499 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,865 - Did you call Amy's dad first? - I actually did. 500 00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:32,967 Mr. Santiago, I'm calling to inform you 501 00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:34,836 that I plan to ask your daughter to marry me, 502 00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,939 but since it's 2017, I am not asking you for your permission, 503 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,396 as she is not your property, 504 00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:41,448 nor would she be mine, if she chooses to say yes. 505 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,944 She's a strong independent woman, and she don't need no man. 506 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,880 That being said, I truly hope she says yes. 507 00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:47,648 But it's her decision, so just back off! 508 00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:50,051 Aww, that was perfect. What did he say? 509 00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:52,687 I have no idea, I left a voicemail. I'm terrified of him. 510 00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,052 Not to talk out of turn, 511 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:57,492 but I think I get credit for giving Jake the idea to propose. 512 00:19:57,493 --> 00:19:58,893 - How's that? - Remember? 513 00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,027 That day in the kitchen. 514 00:20:00,028 --> 00:20:01,395 So, what I'm saying is, 515 00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:02,797 vanilla yogurt is good, 516 00:20:02,798 --> 00:20:05,500 but pair it with a blueberry yogurt, 517 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,468 and both of them taste even better. 518 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:09,696 - Get it? - Yes? 519 00:20:09,703 --> 00:20:10,758 I did not get it, 520 00:20:10,765 --> 00:20:13,835 but speaking of yogurt, you've eaten six GPS devices this week. 521 00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,042 You should see a doctor. 522 00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:16,081 - What? - Hm? 523 00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:18,212 Look, Sarge, I think everyone knows that 524 00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:20,014 I planted the idea in Jake's head 525 00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:22,016 eight years ago. 526 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:25,019 Oh, hi, I'm starting today. Detective Santiago. 527 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,722 Oh, Detective Peralta. Welcome aboard. 528 00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:30,691 I'm hearing wedding bells. 529 00:20:30,692 --> 00:20:32,097 Hi, Detective Boyle. 530 00:20:32,104 --> 00:20:33,906 That actually really slowed things down. 531 00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:36,075 It took, like, four years for me to forget that memory. 532 00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:38,745 - Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy. - Look, no one gave me the idea. 533 00:20:38,752 --> 00:20:42,503 I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th. 534 00:20:42,504 --> 00:20:46,082 There's a typo in this crossword puzzle. 535 00:20:47,174 --> 00:20:49,246 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.c 536 00:20:49,253 --> 00:20:50,855 I don't get it. Seems pretty normal. 537 00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:53,026 I don't know what to tell you. That's just when I knew. 538 00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:54,482 Romantic epiphanies are dope. 539 00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:56,050 Thank you, Rosa. They are dope. 540 00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:58,085 Yes, dope. Congratulations. 541 00:20:58,086 --> 00:20:59,698 I'm so happy you two are getting married. 542 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,223 - We're getting married. - We're getting married! 543 00:21:02,224 --> 00:21:04,959 - And no one won the heist. - Captain! 544 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,527 Get over it, ya jag! 545 00:21:06,528 --> 00:21:07,963 Yeah, ya jag! 546 00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:09,087 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -