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Hey. Just got an email from HR.

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Carol's doing pretty well.
She can say her consonants again.

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Nice. Whole words
should be any day now.

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So you're up for a job at Zephra, huh?

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What?

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- Close the door.
- Oh.

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How did you hear?

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I have my ways.

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Specifically, corporate called
and asked me for a reference.

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I mean, I have my ways,

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but I didn't need to use them this time.

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Okay. Well, what did you tell them?

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The truth. You're smart, hardworking,

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and a lot of fun to be around
in medium quantities.

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Okay. Yeah.

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That could've gone worse.

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So what happens if you get it?

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You and Pretty Boy gonna
move out to Zephra HQ,

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abandon us for that California life?

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Sucking down avocados,

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Jonah wearing T-shirts in pools.

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Jonah doesn't even know about this yet.

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It's just the regional
round of interviews,

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and it's such a long shot that

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it's not worth getting into a whole
conversation about our future.

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So this'll just be
our little secret then.

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Like how Sayid has a huge wang.

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That's not... wait, really?

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Okay, look, I'm just gonna be
gone for a couple hours,

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so I told Jonah
I'm going to the eye doctor.

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Will you please just...

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Got it. You're putting your trust in me

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and I will do everything in my power

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to ensure that Jonah does not find out.

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Your powers are not really needed here.

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Just pretend like nothing is happening.

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One performance of a
lifetime coming right up.

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There's no performance necessary.

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Don't worry. I got this.

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Just... less is more!

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Nothing is best!

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com

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I can't believe that Brett
gets to be the Easter Bunny.

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I was begging to do it,
but corporate said

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that anyone who asks
more than three times can't

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'cause of pedophile stuff.

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Hate to agree with corporate,
but that policy feels right.

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It's Easter fever
at our place right now.

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Jerry's been practicing his
finding skills for the egg hunt.

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He's... he's getting there.

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Being newlyweds sounds so fun.

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You must be doing it all the time.

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Uh-huh.

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All that sex and no baby.

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When's Jerry gonna
put the bun in the uterus?

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Fair question, but actually,

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when we're ready, we're gonna adopt.

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There's so many kids
out there who need homes.

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Plus, we love our cat,
and we adopted her.

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Right, as opposed to
birthing her yourself.

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Oh, that is wonderful.

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A family is the greatest gift
that you can give a child and...

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and it makes sense, 'cause you know,

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it can be hard to get
pregnant at our age.

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Oh, I think I'm actually
younger than you.

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Oh. Okay.

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Younger, taller, sure.

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Whatever you need
to tell yourself, Sandra.

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? Happy birthday to you ?

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? Happy birthday to you ?

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Aww. You don't have to...

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? Don't interrupt me, dear Cheyenne ?

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? Happy birthday to ?

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? You ?

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Thanks, but my birthday
isn't till Saturday.

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Oh, I know. I just wanted to make sure

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that when you finally
have your first legal drink,

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it's from me.

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- So are we gonna have a party?
- Nah.

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We're broke as ass right now,

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so we'll probably just
stay home and eat SpaghettiOs

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and listen to the neighbors fight.

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No, you...

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you have to have a party.

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Just ask your friends to chip in

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or, I don't know, charge them to come.

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You think people wanna pay
to watch me get drunk?

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Cheyenne, you're young and hot.

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People would pay
to watch you kill a goat.

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Thank you.

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We are throwing you a party.

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Yay!

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Sorry.

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I'm a little nervous.

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Yeah, me too.

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So are you coming
from consulting or finance?

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Um, retail.

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Ah.

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Oh, look at that.

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All Latinas.

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Oh.

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That's funny.

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More like Zephra
looked in their crayon box

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and realized they're
missing a brown one.

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Oh, I don't think it's that.

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She could be Greek.

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Could you restock the Icelandic yogurt

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when you get a chance?

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Apparently, every country
in Europe gets a shot now.

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Yeah, I will, although I'll
have to check with Amy

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because I'm not sure the new
shipment came in last night.

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Well, Amy is at the eye doctor.

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Yeah, I know. I mean when she gets back.

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From the eye doctor.

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- Yep.
- 'Cause that's where she is.

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Mm-hmm.

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They're checking her out
for a dead spot.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Right eye, 10 degrees off center,

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about the size of a baseball, she said.

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Wow, that's a lot of detail.

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It is, and I bet you're wondering

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why she hasn't mentioned it.

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It's because she
doesn't want you to worry.

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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

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You know, because
if the dead spot gets worse,

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and let's be honest, it will,

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you're gonna be the person
taking care of her.

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Feeding, bathing, describing the ocean.

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Anyway, it's gonna be beautiful.

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Like a Nicholas Sparks novel.

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I'm excited about that for you.

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Tony!

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Thank you for coming.

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Sandra, this is Tony,

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one of my original foster kids,

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but the family he's living with
is moving to Canada, you know,

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and Jerusha and I have
our hands so full with Rose.

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Anyway, you were saying

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how you and Jerry wanted
to adopt a child, so...

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So she should adopt this gentleman?

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Um...

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- Wow. Thank you, but...
- Okay, look,

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I know you weren't planning
on adopting right away,

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but Tony is such an incredible kid.

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He's a straight-A student,
captain of the baseball team,

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and he makes an amazing
grilled cheese sandwich.

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I butter both sides of the bread.

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Oh, so good.

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Well, I just don't know if...

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Okay, look, you don't
have to decide right now,

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but tell you what,
why don't we all have lunch

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and see if any sparks fly, huh?

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Okay.

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This is weird, right?

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Well, this is what happens

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when a company realizes
that Latinas spend money.

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Yeah.

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Hey, if it gets me a seat at the table,

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I'm not above rolling my Rs.

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Yeah, sometimes you just
gotta do the dance.

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Right. Right.

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But you don't mean, like,
a literal dance, right?

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'Cause I don't know any.

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Amy Sosa?

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That's me.

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Um...

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Amelia Sosa.

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Or just... just Amy is fine.

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All right, I texted Amy
and she's not responding,

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but there is obviously no such thing

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as an eye dead spot.

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Which I know because I looked it up.

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All right, fine.
I'll tell you the truth.

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She's not at the eye doctor.

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She's taking a saxophone lesson.

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She wants to surprise you
with a smooth jazz version

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of a contemporary hit.

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Okay. Dina.

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You have to tell me where Amy is.

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Totally. I'd love to.

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It's just that...

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Brett is biting it so hard
at being the Easter Bunny.

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Look at him.

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He's garbage.

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- I gotta go tag in.
- No, I...

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I know you're lying!

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Brett was born to wear that suit!

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Oh, we could get,
like, a Red Bull fountain.

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Ooh, or we could have,
like, a bunch of lizards there

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but, like, you could get 'em high

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and see what they do.

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All I'm saying is that 21
is literally the last good age,

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so this party needs
to be a little elevated.

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Maybe a string quartet?

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Ooh, butter in a sophisticated shape?

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Oh. Okay, cool.

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Yeah, so, like, one of those parties

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with, like, wine and coats.

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Like, people are like, "Oh,
where do I put my coat?"

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and someone says,

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"Oh, just put it in Donna's room."

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It doesn't have to
be stuffy. Just nice.

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We could do specialty cocktails.

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Or we could tape a fifth of Fireball

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to every guest's hand

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and then whoever finishes last
has to roll all the joints

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or call the hospital.

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Over the years, I've learned

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that our customers
just want the best price,

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plain and simple.

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So if we promote Zephra's
online sales in store,

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that gets you a bunch of new traffic.

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Uh-huh.

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And what about customers of color?

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Do you have any
strategies for connecting

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with any particular demographic?

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Um...

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Yeah. Sure.

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Of course.

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As a Latina...

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I know that...

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family is very important to our culture,

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so I'm thinking...

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shared family accounts
with distinct user profiles.

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See? Right there.

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That's something
we wouldn't have thought of.

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- Really fresh perspective.
- Yeah.

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I mean, all I know is that my mom,

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she uses my Zephra account
for everything,

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and I'm just like, "Mamá, ven acá."

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"I have your achiote paste."

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It's a Honduran staple.

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Oh.

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Did you grow up in Honduras?

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Well, um...

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not physically,

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but if you think of it
in a broader sense,

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like, in the cultura that
was passed down to me,

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then...

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Still no.

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Um, look, it's pretty obvious
that you invited me here

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to interview for your
resident Latina or whatever...

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- No, that's not what we're...
- No, no.

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It's more about fresh perspectives.

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Right, right.
I'm qualified for this job

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because I have 17 years of experience,

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and I know everything there is
to know about our customers,

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but if all you're looking for

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is somebody with a spicy last name,

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then I suggest you keep looking.

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That's my water.

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I'm sorry.

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So, Tony, Sandra is from Hawaii.

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Cool. Do you surf?

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No, I've never been to the beach.

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But I've seen people surfing.
Like, in pictures.

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Oh! Radical.

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Hey, sorry to interrupt
your surprise adoption.

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Oh, no, you missed it.

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They were just getting
along like gangbusters.

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00:09:54,538 --> 00:09:58,874
They have so much in common,
like they're both pet lovers.

263
00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:01,946
Yeah, Sandra has a cat
and Tony has an aquarium.

264
00:10:02,613 --> 00:10:04,446
Tell her how many sharks you have, Tony.

265
00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:05,580
- Three.
- Three.

266
00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:07,215
Oh.

267
00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:08,430
What are their names?

268
00:10:08,637 --> 00:10:10,685
They don't have names.
They're sharks.

269
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,926
Yeah.

270
00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:13,891
Obviously, we're gonna
have a red carpet area,

271
00:10:13,892 --> 00:10:15,692
although lately,
purple's sort of having a day.

272
00:10:15,694 --> 00:10:17,527
Uh-huh. Oh, hey, Bo!

273
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,862
What's up, Chey?

274
00:10:18,864 --> 00:10:21,097
I just stopped in
to use the employee bathroom.

275
00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:22,824
Man, that flushes like an airplane!

276
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,067
'Sup, Mateo?

277
00:10:24,069 --> 00:10:25,875
We're actually planning
Cheyenne's 21st.

278
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:26,937
Oh, yeah, she texted me.

279
00:10:26,939 --> 00:10:28,672
Said your ideas were, like, hella lame.

280
00:10:28,674 --> 00:10:30,540
Oh, not lame.

281
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,675
- Just...
- Yeah, man.

282
00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:33,276
She said you're, like, all up in here

283
00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:35,312
trying to serve people fish
and strawberries,

284
00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:38,972
making it all, like,
Mozart and Amadeus and whatnot.

285
00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,284
Yo, we're just trying to get turnt.

286
00:10:42,487 --> 00:10:45,622
Well, I didn't realize
we were trying to get turnt.

287
00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,401
I can do turnt.

288
00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:49,532
What if we serve White Claws?

289
00:10:49,861 --> 00:10:50,865
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

290
00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:53,113
I got an idea that doesn't suck.

291
00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:54,765
How about everybody's got roller skates

292
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:57,308
and when you fall down,
you gotta take a sip.

293
00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:58,581
Oh, yeah.

294
00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,015
- That'd be awesome.
- Yeah.

295
00:11:00,017 --> 00:11:01,517
Right, right.

296
00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:04,520
Oh, and we could also
hand out colored wigs.

297
00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,199
Oh, yeah. Smart.

298
00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:07,890
Yo, don't write that down.

299
00:11:07,892 --> 00:11:09,091
That's, like, a bad idea...

300
00:11:09,093 --> 00:11:10,759
oh, you're just pretending.

301
00:11:10,761 --> 00:11:11,814
Yeah, it's all good.

302
00:11:13,331 --> 00:11:15,965
Dina, come on.
Just tell me where Amy is.

303
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:16,966
The Easter Bunny doesn't talk.

304
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,717
No, I know, and that's
very convenient for her.

305
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:20,817
You're in the shot.

306
00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:23,276
Okay, Janet, relax.
You're not Anne Geddes.

307
00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:27,123
All right, fine.
Then we will do it this way.

308
00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:29,892
Thank you so much. Happy Easter.

309
00:11:29,894 --> 00:11:31,156
Look away, kids.

310
00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:33,665
Oh.

311
00:11:33,832 --> 00:11:34,903
Hi, Brett.

312
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,099
What...

313
00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:38,187
Amy?

314
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,571
Oh, what, you actually
thought I'd get in that suit?

315
00:11:41,573 --> 00:11:42,738
I've been hiding in my truck.

316
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,240
That thing's soaked in urine.

317
00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:50,444
Every millennium
has one party that craps bombs

318
00:11:50,445 --> 00:11:52,679
on every other party
that millennium.

319
00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:57,284
This time, that party
is Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheyfest.

320
00:11:57,286 --> 00:12:01,288
Musical acts, fire eaters, cryotherapy,

321
00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,990
a hawk, fog and foam,

322
00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:07,527
surprises, expected things, diversity,

323
00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:09,095
and all your favorite

324
00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:11,765
celebrities...

325
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,066
Cheyfest 2020.

326
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,135
Get destroyed!

327
00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:18,759
Isn't it great?

328
00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:20,381
Yeah, no, I...

329
00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:23,098
I love that it's just
a mishmash of random stuff.

330
00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:25,620
You know, just weird chaos.
No theme at all.

331
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,346
Oh, I thought the theme was
"crap bombs on other parties."

332
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,859
- Yeah, it is. I said it in the video.
- Yeah.

333
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:33,550
Need some glasses
for your ears now too, old man?

334
00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:36,765
Okay, I love all these ideas,

335
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,667
but how are you guys gonna
get all this stuff?

336
00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:40,669
Bo can borrow his grandma's car.

337
00:12:40,671 --> 00:12:42,203
No, I mean logistically.

338
00:12:42,205 --> 00:12:44,339
It's just... all this stuff
you're promising sounds...

339
00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:48,710
Sounds super litty.

340
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,510
- Cool.
- Yeah.

341
00:12:50,511 --> 00:12:53,540
And if you want, we can also
do the fish and strawberries.

342
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,303
I never said fish and strawberries.

343
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:58,267
I just think it's a little weird

344
00:12:58,268 --> 00:13:00,244
that you felt you had to hide
the interview from me.

345
00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:02,708
I just didn't wanna get
into some big discussion

346
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,630
about how we do it or what it meant.

347
00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:09,279
I mean, I figure I'm not gonna get
the job anyway, and I was right.

348
00:13:09,405 --> 00:13:10,722
I mean, I don't think they liked it

349
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,691
when I basically accused them
of being racist.

350
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,654
Yeah, well, you're better off.

351
00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:17,574
Yeah, and who wants to go
to California anyway?

352
00:13:17,576 --> 00:13:19,134
It's just, like, pretentious Florida.

353
00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:21,828
Ugh, totally. And the way they
manage their water resources?

354
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:22,982
Get out of here, California.

355
00:13:22,983 --> 00:13:24,491
And their nice weather?

356
00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:26,516
Just... it makes you soft.

357
00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:27,795
- Pass.
- Hello.

358
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,287
Yeah, this is Amy.

359
00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:38,695
You got the job?

360
00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,644
I got the job.

361
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,366
Look, Sandra,
I gotta say something here.

362
00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,502
You know you don't have
to adopt that child...

363
00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,259
man, really,

364
00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:48,547
he's a full-grown man...

365
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,170
just because Glenn wants you to.

366
00:13:50,343 --> 00:13:51,353
I just feel bad

367
00:13:51,355 --> 00:13:52,888
because he seems like a good kid

368
00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:54,490
and he doesn't have parents, you know?

369
00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:55,933
Yeah, but he could have kids.

370
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,594
So what have I gotta do

371
00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:01,463
to put that boy into your home
today, huh?

372
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,105
You know, Glenn,

373
00:14:03,534 --> 00:14:05,534
I really, really wanna be a mom

374
00:14:05,536 --> 00:14:08,275
and I'm definitely planning to adopt,

375
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,240
but I wasn't planning to do it today.

376
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,175
Oh, no. Of course not, no.

377
00:14:13,177 --> 00:14:16,809
Adoption isn't that simple.
It can be a long process.

378
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,149
But as a first step,

379
00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:19,550
I was able to work my connections

380
00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:20,684
with the foster agency,

381
00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:23,320
and they can arrange for Tony
to sleep at your house

382
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,388
starting tonight.

383
00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,414
Oh.

384
00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:29,226
It's good to have connections.

385
00:14:29,228 --> 00:14:30,929
You know, Glenn, you can't expect her

386
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:33,818
to take this kid into her home
without talking to Jerry first,

387
00:14:33,819 --> 00:14:34,851
right, Sandra?

388
00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:37,668
Yeah, I should really
discuss this with him.

389
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,210
Oh. Yeah, absolutely.

390
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:42,044
Why don't you call him now?

391
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,493
Oh, now?

392
00:14:44,462 --> 00:14:46,189
Um, okay.

393
00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,112
Hi. It's me.

394
00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:56,445
Glenn wants us to adopt
a 17-year-old and his sharks.

395
00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,522
Uh-huh. Three of them.

396
00:15:00,545 --> 00:15:01,618
Yep, you're right.

397
00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:03,146
I'll tell him.

398
00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:04,157
Thanks.

399
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,018
He's okay with it.

400
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,087
Are you sure?

401
00:15:11,269 --> 00:15:12,768
'Cause he could have said anything,

402
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,454
and we wouldn't know.

403
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,757
Yeah.

404
00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:19,325
They loved my passion and my story.

405
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:21,327
Apparently, I have a story.

406
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,496
And they're...
they're gonna make me an offer.

407
00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:25,109
That's great.

408
00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:27,010
So what are you gonna tell 'em?

409
00:15:27,012 --> 00:15:30,614
I mean, a high-paying corporate job

410
00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:31,982
where I'll never have to say

411
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:34,386
the words "raccoon carcass" again?

412
00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,920
I think I...

413
00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:38,538
I think I might take it.

414
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,386
Oh.

415
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:44,094
- What?
- No, it's just I...

416
00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:47,164
A second ago, you seemed so annoyed

417
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,633
by being treated like the token Latina.

418
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,324
Yeah, no, I mean...

419
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:56,154
but at least they're
thinking about diversity.

420
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,922
That's a good thing, right?

421
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,168
Do you even want to work there?

422
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,694
Yeah.

423
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,964
They liked my ideas,
and I think I could...

424
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,432
I could make a difference.

425
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,634
For a billion-dollar corporation?

426
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,670
And for the people here.

427
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,306
Look, I know that that's
what you want to do,

428
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,242
I get that, but... I mean, come on.

429
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,981
How often does that really happen?

430
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,858
So what am I supposed to do, Jonah?

431
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,803
Just stay the manager here forever?

432
00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:29,680
I've been here for 17 years.

433
00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,463
I don't have a degree.

434
00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:35,489
Or, like, family connections
or, like, any other options.

435
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:37,153
This is my chance.

436
00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:41,557
Honestly, I don't care
why they're giving me the job.

437
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:43,593
It's a good job, and...

438
00:16:45,363 --> 00:16:46,829
I'm gonna take it.

439
00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:49,732
Well, then...

440
00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,088
Congratulations.

441
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,045
Thanks.

442
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,733
Oh. Hey, Mateo, can I ask you something

443
00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,481
and promise not to freak out?

444
00:17:05,682 --> 00:17:06,903
- No.
- Uh-huh.

445
00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:10,392
Okay, so if 500 people
bought tickets to my party,

446
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,246
how many do you think
will actually show up?

447
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,914
Probably, like, 30, right?

448
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,677
You sold 500 tickets?

449
00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,463
My friend Chloe reposted it,

450
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,963
so it really took off
in the foot fetish community.

451
00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:22,589
- Chey, this is really bad.
- Well, it's all your fault!

452
00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:24,925
You're supposed to be
the responsible adult

453
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,611
who talks me out of doing dumb stuff.

454
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,266
You said my ideas were lame!

455
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,866
They were, but mine
were, like, too good.

456
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,014
Maybe it'll be okay though.

457
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:34,601
Wait, is there a thing

458
00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:37,260
where if you promise
something to someone

459
00:17:37,499 --> 00:17:38,505
and they pay for it,

460
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:41,141
you have to give them
the thing that you said?

461
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,200
Yes.

462
00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:44,111
- But, like, legally?
- Yes.

463
00:17:44,113 --> 00:17:46,349
Oh, dang. I was hoping no.

464
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,881
Hey.

465
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,552
Did you hear Amy got that job?

466
00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:53,970
She's gonna be making
so much more money than you.

467
00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,323
Yeah, well, she already does.

468
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,622
Yeah, but now she's really
running up the score.

469
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,002
Anyway, she's gonna kill it
out in California.

470
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:02,229
I mean professionally.

471
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:04,779
She's gonna take a major hit
in the hotness rankings.

472
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,047
So you're okay with Amy leaving?

473
00:18:07,048 --> 00:18:09,303
Me? Oh, no, I hate it.

474
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,471
I'm gonna go home and stress eat

475
00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:11,777
an entire jar of olives.

476
00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:14,069
But this is pretty huge for her.

477
00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:16,363
Yeah. Yeah. It is, yeah.

478
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,882
It's good that you're
being so supportive.

479
00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:21,094
I went a different direction with it.

480
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,434
Really? Come on.

481
00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:26,353
You're a light-boned weakling
who brings in no money.

482
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,173
I mean, if you're not
emotional support for Amy,

483
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,269
then what's the point of you?

484
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,526
I mean, I've seen you drive.
That's a mess.

485
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,028
- You can't grow facial hair.
- Okay, I get it.

486
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,330
I think about you holding a hammer

487
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,498
and try not to laugh.

488
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,944
I'm picturing it now.

489
00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:43,003
I wish you could see this.
You're really struggling.

490
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:48,041
So I talked to Jerry,

491
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,680
and he said we could probably
fit your shark tank

492
00:18:49,681 --> 00:18:51,512
in the kitchen if we take out the oven.

493
00:18:51,514 --> 00:18:52,533
Cool.

494
00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:54,681
Who's Jerry?

495
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:55,896
He's your new dad.

496
00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:56,910
Oh.

497
00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,916
Can we stop at Panda Express?

498
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,574
Sure.

499
00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,084
Mom, stop.

500
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:12,507
Hey.

501
00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:14,234
What's going on here?

502
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,569
Some kid bit the butt

503
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,005
off every single one
of these chocolate bunnies.

504
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,554
Some future murderer I assume.

505
00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:21,137
Oh, 100%.

506
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,512
So I found a really
great place for you.

507
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:27,648
It's, like, 10 minutes
away from Zephra,

508
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,650
and it's right by a park
so Parker could play

509
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:32,553
and you could teach Emma to play chess.

510
00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:33,702
Once I teach you.

511
00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:36,839
Also, I found a couple options
in Menlo Park.

512
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,765
Jonah.

513
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:39,832
Apparently, the public
transportation is really easy.

514
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,173
Jonah, what is this?

515
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,850
What are you doing?

516
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,754
I'm... I'm getting on board.

517
00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:48,501
You've got a great opportunity here

518
00:19:48,502 --> 00:19:50,502
and I'm excited for you.

519
00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,293
So you don't think I'm selling out.

520
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,983
I think you're right.

521
00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:57,244
You gotta do this.

522
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,592
Well, I appreciate that.

523
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:04,618
Because there's so much to think about.

524
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,853
I mean, there's the kids and...

525
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:10,290
What am I gonna do about Emma's school?

526
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,599
And then there's this guy
that I'm seeing in St. Louis.

527
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,363
Well, maybe...

528
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,669
that guy you're seeing should just...

529
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,070
go with you.

530
00:20:25,045 --> 00:20:26,116
Oh.

531
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:27,627
Wow.

532
00:20:27,816 --> 00:20:29,122
You mean, like...

533
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:32,512
like, he would just move to California?

534
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,747
For me?

535
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,382
Yeah, I mean, well...

536
00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,750
you know, why should
you be the only one

537
00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:39,119
who gets a taste
of that sweet public transpo?

538
00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:41,722
Yeah, but their water
resource management is...

539
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,156
I can overlook it.

540
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:46,326
Okay.

541
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,841
Yeah.

542
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:51,776
Let's... let's move to California
together.

543
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,136
Let's do it.

544
00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,204
And just to be clear,

545
00:20:57,206 --> 00:21:00,307
when you say "this guy
you're dating in St. Louis,"

546
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,576
that's me, right, because
if you're seeing somebody else,

547
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,144
I'd prefer he not come with us.

548
00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:11,009
Okay. I was just... just checking.

549
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550
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