1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,024 I was a mess when you met me. 2 00:00:01,026 --> 00:00:02,660 But I really want to try. 3 00:00:02,662 --> 00:00:05,788 When was the last time any of us saw Fredwynn? 4 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:07,106 What's happened to him? 5 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,366 He's gone somewhere else. 6 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:11,110 I'm Clara. 7 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,536 My story is my own. 8 00:00:12,538 --> 00:00:15,614 I thought I could make things better. 9 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,708 - Did it work? - It's not up to me. 10 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:19,785 It's up to him. 11 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,211 I've got to go with him. 12 00:00:26,718 --> 00:00:28,642 When has there ever been? 13 00:00:28,644 --> 00:00:30,576 Oh, okay, you two. Take the night off. 14 00:00:30,578 --> 00:00:32,815 Uh, now, we might as well bring up the house lights 15 00:00:32,817 --> 00:00:34,182 and say good night to everybody. 16 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:35,435 Thank you. Thank you. 17 00:00:35,437 --> 00:00:38,061 And, uh, welcome, for the moment, to "The Muppet Show". 18 00:00:38,063 --> 00:00:39,989 Uh, listen, I really feel bad about this, 19 00:00:39,991 --> 00:00:41,916 but I have a special announcement. 20 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:44,085 Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last. 21 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,754 Yeah, maybe tonight's show's been canceled. 22 00:00:48,332 --> 00:00:50,591 Uh, tonight's show has been canceled. 23 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,818 What do you think? 24 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,180 - Have I died and gone to heaven? - I think I could do that. 25 00:00:59,176 --> 00:01:01,769 Play as well as you can. 26 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:04,087 Go, team. Go. 27 00:01:04,089 --> 00:01:05,606 Give me a "L". Give me an "I". 28 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,441 Give me a "V". Give me an "E". 29 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,502 - L-I-V-E. - She's really something, huh? 30 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,437 - Live. - I could do that. 31 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:15,524 Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room. 32 00:01:15,526 --> 00:01:18,844 Clarence! Clarence! 33 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:22,014 Help me, Clarence! 34 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:24,458 Get me back! Get me back! 35 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:27,353 - Oh, he is my favorite. - I don't care what happens to me. 36 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:30,947 - I want to do that. - Get me back to my... my wife and kids. 37 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:33,526 Help me, Clarence, please. 38 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,194 Please. 39 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,620 I want to live again. 40 00:01:38,716 --> 00:01:42,793 Mom, Dad, I want to thank you both for meeting me here. 41 00:01:42,795 --> 00:01:44,312 Of course. 42 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:46,480 We live here. 43 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:49,150 Indeed, you do. That's great, Dad. 44 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,967 So, I want to get right to it 45 00:01:50,969 --> 00:01:53,212 because I know you've both got plenty on your plate. 46 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,806 I've made a very important life decision. 47 00:01:55,808 --> 00:01:58,717 I couldn't be more excited, and, frankly, I can only hope 48 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,720 that you will be as enthusiastic as I am about the prospect. 49 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,822 What is it? 50 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,075 I've decided... 51 00:02:06,077 --> 00:02:07,910 to become... 52 00:02:07,912 --> 00:02:09,378 an actor! 53 00:02:12,249 --> 00:02:14,133 Well... 54 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,012 I, uh... 55 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:22,908 I think that's a very brave decision, son. 56 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,668 Being an actor isn't easy. 57 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:26,987 It's not all fun and games. It's a lot of work. 58 00:02:26,989 --> 00:02:29,932 I know, Dad, and that's an excellent point. 59 00:02:29,934 --> 00:02:32,585 I am ready and prepared to do all the work necessary 60 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:34,470 to become a fine actor. 61 00:02:34,472 --> 00:02:36,178 Have you given any thought 62 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,366 to what kind of actor you'd like to be? 63 00:02:38,368 --> 00:02:39,759 What do you mean? 64 00:02:39,761 --> 00:02:42,453 Well, would you like to be a serious actor 65 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:44,271 or a funny actor, 66 00:02:44,273 --> 00:02:48,450 a TV actor, a movie actor, or a theater actor? 67 00:02:48,452 --> 00:02:50,285 I want to be all of it. 68 00:02:50,287 --> 00:02:53,196 # Mike Ditka, Dick Butkus, Mike Ditka, Dick Butkus # 69 00:02:53,198 --> 00:02:56,275 # Mike Ditka, Dick Butkus, Mike Ditka, Dick Butkus # 70 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,795 We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". 71 00:02:59,797 --> 00:03:01,630 We use these words as a backbone 72 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:03,949 of a life spent defending something. 73 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,710 You use them as a punch line! 74 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:13,542 Ohh! 75 00:03:13,544 --> 00:03:14,902 Oh, my God. 76 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,812 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 77 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,909 Thank you, Peter. 78 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,302 I mean that now. 79 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:26,563 Développé out. Passé. 80 00:03:26,565 --> 00:03:29,700 - Développé out. Passé. - # Make 'em laugh, make 'em roar # 81 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:39,668 Thank you very much. 82 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,588 _ 83 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:21,302 You can do anything. 84 00:04:24,037 --> 00:04:27,037 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 85 00:04:46,812 --> 00:04:48,662 # Make 'em laugh # 86 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,239 # Make 'em laugh # 87 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:53,483 # Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? # 88 00:04:53,485 --> 00:04:57,004 # My dad said, "Be an actor, my son # 89 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,398 # But be a comical one" # 90 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,401 # They'll be standing in lines # 91 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:05,554 # For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines # 92 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:08,757 # Or you can study Shakespeare and be quite elite # 93 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:11,410 # Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet # 94 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:14,580 # Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh # 95 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,415 # Make 'em laugh # 96 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:21,011 # Make 'em laugh # 97 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,925 # Make 'em laugh # 98 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,944 # Make 'em laugh # 99 00:05:28,946 --> 00:05:33,151 # Make 'em la-a-a-a-ugh # 100 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:46,036 Hell of a number, son. 101 00:05:46,038 --> 00:05:48,614 I've never seen anything like it. 102 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:51,708 You are a very special boy. 103 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:53,561 Thank you, sir. 104 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:56,897 A special boy like you needs someone to look out for him 105 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:01,104 and make sure those very unique talents be put to good use. 106 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:04,572 I want to be that protector. 107 00:06:04,574 --> 00:06:07,966 A custodian of your talent. 108 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,660 How does that sound? 109 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:11,637 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. 110 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:12,805 I won't let you down. 111 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,598 Oh, I'm sure you won't, son. 112 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,233 I'm sure you won't. 113 00:06:17,235 --> 00:06:21,404 Someone get the boy a glass of chocolate milk to celebrate. 114 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,272 Holy crap, that's good! 115 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:42,000 There's a whole lot more where that came from. 116 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,186 Buckle up, son. 117 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,355 This is gonna be a hell of a ride. 118 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:49,508 # Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh # 119 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,845 # Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? # 120 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:56,515 # My dad said, "Be an actor, my son # 121 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,626 # But be a comical one" # 122 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:01,662 # They'll be standing in lines # 123 00:07:01,664 --> 00:07:05,023 # For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines # 124 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,193 # Or you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite # 125 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,971 # And you can charm the critics and have nothing to eat # 126 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,715 # Or slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet # 127 00:07:13,717 --> 00:07:16,718 # Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh # 128 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,888 # Make 'em roar, make 'em scream # 129 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:21,390 # Take the fall... # 130 00:07:21,392 --> 00:07:25,301 So, things are very good in our world, huh? 131 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:28,547 At this rate, you'll never have to worry about another thing 132 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,732 for the rest of your life. 133 00:07:30,734 --> 00:07:33,218 You just keep doing exactly what you're doing, 134 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,496 and I'll take care of the rest. 135 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:38,082 Oh. Oh. 136 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:41,894 Well, that's the thing. 137 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:45,989 I don't know if I can keep doing exactly what I'm doing. 138 00:07:45,991 --> 00:07:47,866 See, I'm starting to get tired. 139 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,343 Tired? 140 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,995 Well, of course you're tired. 141 00:07:51,997 --> 00:07:53,906 You're the hardest-working boy in this town. 142 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:57,075 That's why you are where you are. 143 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,746 You have to remember, acting isn't all fun and games. 144 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,173 No, I know. It's just... 145 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:04,750 I don't know. 146 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:08,344 I thought it would be fun to try something... 147 00:08:08,346 --> 00:08:10,096 different. 148 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,591 Different?! 149 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,893 Son, people don't pay for different. 150 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,245 They pay for your greatest hits. 151 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,538 They pay for the flips. 152 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,932 You can never forget there's a line of boys 153 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,616 winding outside the studio gate 154 00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:24,119 who would give their left leg just to be you, 155 00:08:24,121 --> 00:08:26,088 to be doing those flips. 156 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:29,657 How would they do those flips with only one leg? 157 00:08:32,704 --> 00:08:35,205 I understand how you feel. 158 00:08:35,207 --> 00:08:39,042 We all get tired sometimes. 159 00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:42,471 I know what will do just the trick. 160 00:08:42,473 --> 00:08:43,914 Garçon. 161 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:46,734 I'd like you to bring this special boy 162 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:49,570 a carton of your finest chocolate milk. 163 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,739 Of course, Mr. Coleman, Esquire. 164 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:54,390 We have a Knudsen and our house blend. 165 00:08:54,392 --> 00:08:55,968 I said the finest! 166 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,870 This is the Clown Faced Boy. 167 00:08:57,872 --> 00:09:00,305 He's not gonna drink any goddamn house blend! 168 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,657 Yes, sir. Knudsen it is. Right away. 169 00:09:02,659 --> 00:09:06,236 Now, listen, we've come a long way together, 170 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:09,723 and you've got all the toys a boy could ever want. 171 00:09:09,725 --> 00:09:13,093 I understand that it might be time to take a little break, 172 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,671 enjoy your life, maybe think of a new song to sing. 173 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:19,099 Maybe I could do a sad song? 174 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,826 Well, let's not get crazy. 175 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,661 No, it'll be a funny song, 176 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,831 but it... it can be a little less funny if you want, 177 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,833 as long as it's still very funny. 178 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,518 But let's not get ahead of ourselves. 179 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,096 What I am proposing is that we do one last show. 180 00:09:33,098 --> 00:09:35,616 Our biggest yet. 181 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,692 We'll ride that train to the end of the track 182 00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:41,288 and then hop off right before it slams into a brick wall. 183 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:44,333 That sounds a little risky. 184 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:45,750 Well, I actually didn't mean 185 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,110 to say that last sentence. 186 00:09:47,112 --> 00:09:48,703 Ah, here we go. 187 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:51,006 Ah, just pour away. Pour away. 188 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,048 Well, come on, son. Drink up. 189 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,652 Don't stop with a little. 190 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,637 You've earned it. Drink up. 191 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:22,387 Don't worry, son. 192 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,890 There's plenty more where that came from. 193 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,508 Ahh. 194 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,951 Two minutes to curtain. 195 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,186 Thank you. 196 00:11:38,357 --> 00:11:41,133 Are you scared? 197 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:45,329 No. I don't really feel anything. 198 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,917 Yeah. 199 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:53,520 Me neither, I guess. 200 00:11:53,522 --> 00:11:57,573 You know this is the end, right? 201 00:11:57,575 --> 00:12:00,335 Yeah. 202 00:12:00,337 --> 00:12:03,079 Of course. 203 00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:06,332 I'm sorry. 204 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,936 It's okay. 205 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:17,277 # Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh # 206 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,489 - # Just laugh # - # Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? # 207 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:24,176 # My dad said, "Be an actor, my son # 208 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,477 # But be a comical one" # 209 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,439 # They'll be stand... in lines # 210 00:12:29,441 --> 00:12:32,701 # For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines # 211 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:35,796 # Or you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite # 212 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,823 # Charm the critics, nothing to eat # 213 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,876 # Slip on a banana peel, feet # 214 00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:44,554 # Laugh, make... make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh # 215 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:47,474 # Make 'em roar, make 'em scream # 216 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:51,127 # Take the... butt a wall, split a... seam # 217 00:12:51,129 --> 00:12:54,206 # Start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace # 218 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,984 # Wiggle till... giggling all over the place # 219 00:12:56,986 --> 00:13:00,303 # And then you've got a great big custard pie in the face # 220 00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:01,637 # Make 'em laugh # 221 00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:05,217 # Ha, ha, ha, make 'em laugh # 222 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,384 # Make 'em laugh # 223 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,663 # Ha, ha, ha, make 'em laugh # 224 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,223 # Make 'em laugh # 225 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:15,335 # Ha, ha, ha, make 'em laugh # 226 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,026 Where's Octavio? 227 00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:58,712 Oh. He left. 228 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,672 But he said to give you this. 229 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,397 So, yeah, that was my last drink. 230 00:14:21,052 --> 00:14:27,557 I guess by the end, I felt, um, like, used up or empty. 231 00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:30,077 Uh... 232 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:33,413 Lost... Lost myself along the way. 233 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:42,247 I guess I used to think that I could do anything, 234 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,815 and I sort of did. 235 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:47,076 And now I don't even know what I'm supposed to do next. 236 00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:49,096 Like, literally. Like, when I walk out this door, 237 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,839 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 238 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:55,058 And for the past 20 years, what I would do 239 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,520 is I would make a bunch of jokes and make you all like me. 240 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,685 Um, but I don't think anything is funny right now. 241 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:07,856 And I don't like myself. 242 00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:10,175 I don't expect you to like me. 243 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,678 I feel done. 244 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,124 I don't want to be here. 245 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:21,202 I don't know how I ended up in this room. 246 00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:25,615 I'm really mad at myself that I ended up in this room. 247 00:15:29,454 --> 00:15:33,548 I... wish that I had something inspirational 248 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,600 to share for the newcomer. 249 00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:40,872 Nope. 250 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,484 Sorry. 251 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,361 That's my share for today. 252 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,864 - Thank you, Jason. - Thank you, Jason. 253 00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:59,833 Hey. Jason. 254 00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:04,171 Sorry. 255 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,247 For what? 256 00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:09,659 I don't... Uh, I don't know. 257 00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:13,071 I know it's just a habit, but you should try not to apologize 258 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,182 when you haven't done anything wrong. 259 00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,142 You'll like yourself better. 260 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,105 Okay. Thank you. 261 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:28,010 Uh, I related to what you said. 262 00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:29,754 Obviously, it wasn't the same as you, 263 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,961 but, uh, I know what it feels like to be emptied out. 264 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,686 Yeah. 265 00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:40,165 Sorry that you had to deal with that, too. 266 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,825 And I also know what it feels like 267 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,694 to not know what to do next. 268 00:16:44,696 --> 00:16:47,363 I am a grown woman, and I once had to ask another grown woman 269 00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:48,882 what to do on a Sunday. 270 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,033 I had no idea. 271 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:53,445 I had seen things in movies and TV, 272 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,705 like picnic in the park or museum, 273 00:16:55,707 --> 00:17:00,418 but I just had no experience with a sober Sunday. 274 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,229 What do you do on a Sunday? 275 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,890 Picnic in the park. Museum. 276 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,794 Okay. Thanks. 277 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,404 Anything you want, really. 278 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,407 I started making stuff again, so that keeps me busy. 279 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,076 Turns out my life is pretty simple, 280 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:20,413 and there's a lot of beautiful cheap junk laying around 281 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,475 waiting to be made into something cool. 282 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:28,682 Well I-I hope to see that someday. 283 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,049 Now? 284 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,578 What does... What do you mean? Right now? 285 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,097 Why not? 286 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,974 It's always now. 287 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,252 Now. 288 00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:44,729 Now. 289 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,606 Now. 290 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:50,259 And... now. 291 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,131 What, do you have somewhere to be? 292 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,950 No. 293 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,702 I have nowhere to be. 294 00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:02,447 Okay. 295 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,625 Hey, uh, what's your name? 296 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,918 Simone. 297 00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:09,779 Simone. 298 00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:41,328 Simone? Hey! 299 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,312 Simone? 300 00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,449 Simone? 301 00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:48,317 Why are we doing this? 302 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,837 Look both ways before you cross the street. 303 00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:57,735 You didn't tell me there'd be physical... activity. 304 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,963 Wow. 305 00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:02,591 _ 306 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:04,759 Is this where you work? 307 00:19:04,761 --> 00:19:07,020 It's where I everything. 308 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,239 Wow. 309 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,015 Is this yours? 310 00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:21,368 No. 311 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,703 No, I-I work on the farm. 312 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,873 I... scoop up horse shit and whatnot. 313 00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:30,025 But they let me live here, so... 314 00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:32,954 And I get to make stuff, so it's worth it. 315 00:19:32,956 --> 00:19:34,288 Yeah. 316 00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:51,956 That's my memory-to-media center. 317 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,518 Are there any pictures you're in? 318 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,296 Oh. No, no. 319 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,983 I, uh... I take the pictures. 320 00:20:01,985 --> 00:20:04,677 Safe behind the camera. 321 00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:06,554 Oh. 322 00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:10,649 So you'll never find me in there. 323 00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:13,828 Young me. 324 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:18,166 God, to have a conversation with my younger self. 325 00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,834 That girl was a mess. 326 00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:22,170 Oh, wow. I love this. 327 00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:23,821 Please touch. 328 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,432 Yeah? 329 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,750 Give it the old spin-a-roo? 330 00:20:27,752 --> 00:20:28,993 Spin-a-roo. 331 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,586 Hmm. 332 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:40,021 How do you come up with all this different stuff? 333 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,840 I don't know. It comes to me in dreams a lot. 334 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,768 It's like echoes of a former life. 335 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,682 I don't sleep very well. 336 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,584 I'm lucky if I make it to 3:00 a.m. 337 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,060 That'll get better. 338 00:20:54,062 --> 00:20:56,796 I keep hearing that. 339 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,524 Don't really know where to start at the moment. 340 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,802 It's always best to start at the beginning. 341 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,546 With you. 342 00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:08,182 And, like, what you like. 343 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,202 What do you like? 344 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,980 Uh, I have no idea at the moment. 345 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,544 It was a lot easier when I was drunk guy. 346 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,380 Hmm. 347 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,807 Sit down. If you want to. 348 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,112 Don't think. Just write. 349 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:48,473 What do you like? 350 00:21:57,842 --> 00:21:58,858 What? 351 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,586 Nothing. It's just... 352 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,679 This is stupid. 353 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:07,300 My list. My list is stupid. 354 00:22:07,302 --> 00:22:08,760 Can I see? 355 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:10,595 You want to see? Yeah, prepare to be wowed. 356 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,688 Here you go. 357 00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:14,874 "Spooky". 358 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,852 And "surprises". 359 00:22:17,854 --> 00:22:20,788 These are two great things. I love these things. 360 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:24,033 I love them, too. Um, but I'm also a grown man. 361 00:22:24,035 --> 00:22:25,610 You asked me to make a list of things I like. 362 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,944 I came up with two things. 363 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,297 One was "spooky" and one was "surprises". 364 00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:31,449 And that's it. 365 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,786 So I would call that... 366 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,563 pretty humiliating. 367 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:47,131 Jason, I have an idea, but you're gonna need to trust me. 368 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,617 I'm open to anything at this point. 369 00:23:08,245 --> 00:23:12,198 I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this. 370 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,766 Take a chance. 371 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,033 _ 372 00:23:52,289 --> 00:23:55,775 Mr. Segel. We've been expecting you. 373 00:23:55,777 --> 00:23:57,885 Oh. I'm Jason. 374 00:23:57,887 --> 00:23:59,628 - Nice to meet you. - Indeed. 375 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:01,873 We have you staying for two nights. 376 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,949 I hope you don't mind, 377 00:24:02,951 --> 00:24:05,652 but I've upgraded you to the Jejune Suite. 378 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:08,562 Oh, y-you didn't have to do that, but thank you. 379 00:24:08,564 --> 00:24:11,640 - I appreciate it. - It's my pleasure, sir. 380 00:24:11,642 --> 00:24:15,847 Rest awaits on the floor 16. 381 00:24:16,906 --> 00:24:18,556 Grab my card for you. 382 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,500 That won't be necessary. 383 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,707 Enjoy your stay in Divine NonChalance. 384 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:28,416 Okay. Thank you. 385 00:24:28,418 --> 00:24:29,825 Thanks. 386 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,944 _ 387 00:25:05,258 --> 00:25:07,959 _ 388 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,780 Yeah, hello? 389 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:18,299 See you tomorrow, Norman. 390 00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:19,951 What? I'm sorry? 391 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,119 In Divine NonChalance. 392 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,563 Hello? 393 00:26:27,278 --> 00:26:28,711 Hello? 394 00:26:31,874 --> 00:26:33,299 Hello? 395 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:48,314 Come on, Jay. 396 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:03,312 # I've lived the life of a poor girl # 397 00:27:03,314 --> 00:27:07,741 # And though I've been happy that way # 398 00:27:07,743 --> 00:27:10,227 # I'd have felt like a queen # 399 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,246 # If only I'd had just a guitar to play # 400 00:27:12,248 --> 00:27:14,173 - Hi. - Your check. 401 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,900 My check? 402 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,745 # And then one day without warning # 403 00:27:19,747 --> 00:27:21,589 My wallet and phone? 404 00:27:21,591 --> 00:27:25,796 # Mama spoke in her kind, gentle way # 405 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:29,689 # "The peddler just left, and I bought for you # 406 00:27:31,675 --> 00:27:34,418 # Your heart's desire today" # 407 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,520 Change is on the table. 408 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:48,023 Enjoy the ride, Norman. 409 00:27:48,025 --> 00:27:49,375 My name is Jason. 410 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,193 Today your name is Norman. 411 00:27:57,034 --> 00:28:00,945 # I've lived the life of a poor girl # 412 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,555 Oh. 413 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,891 # And though I've been happy that way # 414 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:07,301 "The music shall set you free". 415 00:28:07,303 --> 00:28:11,880 # I feel like a queen as I pray God to bless # 416 00:28:11,882 --> 00:28:16,087 # This guitar today # 417 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:30,232 _ 418 00:28:55,592 --> 00:28:58,760 "Look for the signs that are all around". 419 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,769 "Look down". 420 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,964 _ 421 00:29:42,806 --> 00:29:45,157 - # Till the break, break, break of dawn # - Hello. 422 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,476 # Till the break, break, break of dawn # 423 00:29:47,478 --> 00:29:49,811 # Till the break, break, break of dawn # 424 00:29:49,813 --> 00:29:52,723 # And the party don't stop till we leave in the morn # 425 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:00,914 Ohh! Ha! Ha! 426 00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:09,664 - Norman? - Sorry. 427 00:30:11,335 --> 00:30:13,668 # Till the break, break, break of dawn # 428 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:16,146 # Till the break, break, break of dawn # 429 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,265 # Till the break, break, break of dawn # 430 00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:21,027 # And the party don't stop till we leave in the morn # 431 00:30:26,183 --> 00:30:28,108 "Elsewhere Arcade. 432 00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:29,777 530 4th Street". 433 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,710 "You have 45 seconds. 434 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,361 The milkman knows the way". 435 00:30:39,363 --> 00:30:40,621 Milkman. 436 00:30:40,623 --> 00:30:42,197 Milkman. 437 00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,469 Milkman! Milkman! 438 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:50,614 # Till the break, break, break of dawn # 439 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:54,176 Jason Segel, show us your dick! 440 00:30:57,306 --> 00:30:58,731 Hello? 441 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,026 Hello? 442 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,943 Change? 443 00:31:10,945 --> 00:31:12,244 They took my wallet. 444 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:14,321 I'm... I'm sorry. I don't have any. 445 00:31:14,323 --> 00:31:16,715 Well, you must have some change. 446 00:31:16,717 --> 00:31:18,584 Without change, what are we? 447 00:31:23,073 --> 00:31:24,715 You want that? 448 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:36,185 I think you need change more than I do. 449 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:49,115 Sometimes you just gotta let it burn, baby. 450 00:32:25,302 --> 00:32:27,394 I'm out of shape. 451 00:32:27,396 --> 00:32:29,155 I'm out of shape. 452 00:32:41,577 --> 00:32:44,061 "Dispatches from Elsewhere". 453 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:47,381 Okay. 454 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:53,865 _ 455 00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:17,261 What do I do different? What do I need to change? 456 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:33,385 Oh, you clever son of a bitch. 457 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,429 "Sometimes you just got to let it burn". 458 00:33:43,681 --> 00:33:44,984 _ 459 00:33:47,436 --> 00:33:48,955 _ 460 00:33:49,219 --> 00:33:51,862 - Did you have a view of your future? - _ 461 00:33:58,979 --> 00:34:00,704 - _ - Did you let it slip away? 462 00:34:03,576 --> 00:34:05,951 - _ - Are you staring into the void? 463 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:09,487 - _ - Are you afraid? 464 00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:16,128 The only thing we need to know at any given time is... 465 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:20,199 The only thing we need to know at any given time is... 466 00:34:20,201 --> 00:34:22,184 - _ - The only thing we need to know 467 00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:24,019 - at any given time is... - This isn't funny. 468 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:26,179 - The only thing we need to know... - I don't like this! 469 00:34:26,181 --> 00:34:27,798 Jason. It's okay. 470 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,109 Okay. Is it? Who are you? 471 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,810 Did Simone set this up? 472 00:34:31,812 --> 00:34:34,079 No, Simone didn't tell me anything. 473 00:34:34,081 --> 00:34:35,381 I don't know her personally. 474 00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:36,940 She just did this herself once... 475 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:38,525 bought a postcard to give away. 476 00:34:38,527 --> 00:34:39,860 That's how this works. 477 00:34:39,862 --> 00:34:41,704 You pass it forward. Do you understand? 478 00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:43,956 What you were saying on there is about me. 479 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,350 Well, it's about all of us. 480 00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:48,127 Honestly, that's the point. 481 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:54,358 Jason, your pain, whatever it is, is 0% unique, 482 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,361 as hard as that might be to believe. 483 00:34:57,363 --> 00:35:00,213 You are special 484 00:35:00,215 --> 00:35:04,143 but not because you're unique. 485 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:08,350 You're special because you're exactly like everyone else. 486 00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:11,299 Perfect. 487 00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:17,856 I don't understand what's happening. 488 00:35:17,858 --> 00:35:19,408 Ohh. 489 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:36,900 I'm really confused about life. 490 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,069 Listen, I'm gonna ask you a question, 491 00:35:39,071 --> 00:35:42,573 and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind. 492 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,575 Okay. 493 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,310 What do you do best? 494 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,808 I used to make stuff. 495 00:35:52,810 --> 00:35:55,994 Oh. Good. Good, good, good. 496 00:35:55,996 --> 00:35:58,680 Now I'm gonna test your listening comprehension. 497 00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:00,424 Okay. 498 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:05,731 The only thing we need to know at any given time is... 499 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:10,191 Oh. 500 00:36:10,193 --> 00:36:11,960 What to do next. 501 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:20,538 Put those things together, Jason. 502 00:36:21,371 --> 00:36:23,371 You pass it forward. 503 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:31,188 Thanks. 504 00:36:35,301 --> 00:36:39,506 _ 505 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,621 - Hiya! - Hiya! 506 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:50,641 Why are you smiling? 507 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:51,992 Am I smiling? I don't know. 508 00:36:51,994 --> 00:36:53,493 Why? What do you mean? 509 00:36:53,495 --> 00:36:55,646 Yeah. 510 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,815 You don't usually smile this freely. 511 00:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,073 Oh, oh. 512 00:36:59,075 --> 00:37:01,927 Mm, well, maybe I'm really proud. 513 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,670 You finished? 514 00:37:03,672 --> 00:37:06,247 Ohh, snap! 515 00:37:21,115 --> 00:37:25,433 It... It's really beautiful, Jason. 516 00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:28,954 I'm proud of you. You really found yourself. 517 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:31,348 Yes. Thank you. 518 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:34,609 No, that's what you want me to say. 519 00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:37,296 I know because you literally wrote it in there. 520 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,858 I like it a lot. 521 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:45,862 I think it's really cool and inventive. 522 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:48,882 But the parts about you are just... 523 00:37:48,884 --> 00:37:53,812 sort of lacking any personal responsibility. 524 00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:55,564 Huh. Huh. 525 00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:57,541 You're really hard on all the other characters, 526 00:37:57,543 --> 00:38:01,645 and then you paint yourself as, like, a... victim. 527 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:04,381 Okay. I didn't... I mean, I-I didn't see it that way, 528 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:05,439 but I think it's great... 529 00:38:05,441 --> 00:38:07,670 it's good to have outside eyes on something. 530 00:38:07,672 --> 00:38:09,236 I just think it's missing something, 531 00:38:09,238 --> 00:38:12,222 - like it needs another scene or a line? - Yeah. 532 00:38:12,224 --> 00:38:13,957 It doesn't have to be a whole big thing. 533 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,226 I mean, it could be, you know, like, short and to the point. 534 00:38:16,228 --> 00:38:17,986 It's just your whole thing is about finding yourself, 535 00:38:17,988 --> 00:38:20,506 so that really means you have to own your shit, you know, man? 536 00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:24,067 Totally. Yep, yep, yep, yep. 537 00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:25,611 - Are you mad? - Am I mad? 538 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:27,254 No, I'm the opposite of mad. 539 00:38:27,256 --> 00:38:30,574 I'm a... I'm... couldn't... No, um, that's a good note. 540 00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:32,075 - You seem mad. - No. 541 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:34,353 This looks mad? 542 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,771 Well... 543 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,770 Personal responsibility. 544 00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:03,031 Short and to the point. Blah, blah, blah. 545 00:39:21,643 --> 00:39:25,128 Release... me. 546 00:39:34,715 --> 00:39:36,314 Hello? 547 00:39:36,316 --> 00:39:40,234 Release... me. 548 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:48,385 Release... 549 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,078 "Me". I know. I can hear you. 550 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,421 Why do you keep saying that? 551 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,432 Sorry. I was just trying to get your attention. 552 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,933 Okay, well, you have it. What do you want? 553 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:57,752 I want you to grow the fuck up. 554 00:39:57,754 --> 00:39:59,846 You watch your mouth. You're just a boy. 555 00:39:59,848 --> 00:40:01,106 Oh, bullshit! 556 00:40:01,108 --> 00:40:03,442 I'm not a boy. I'm you. 557 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:04,635 That's the problem. 558 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:06,918 I'm you, and you are not a goddamn boy. 559 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,460 You're a 40-year-old adult, 560 00:40:08,462 --> 00:40:11,349 and this man-child victim shit has got to end! 561 00:40:11,351 --> 00:40:12,767 - Can you just... - No! 562 00:40:12,769 --> 00:40:15,412 Release me, man, for the love of God! 563 00:40:16,773 --> 00:40:19,182 No one force-fed you chocolate milk. 564 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:22,352 No one made you do anything you didn't agree to do. 565 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:27,859 You got drunk, you got rich, and you stopped being... you. 566 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,211 You're a weird dude. 567 00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:33,788 You made a Dracula puppet musical. 568 00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:36,199 And then instead of letting your freak flag fly, 569 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,535 you filled your fat face with cake and whiskey 570 00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:39,719 and tried to stay famous. 571 00:40:39,721 --> 00:40:40,854 Own it, dude! 572 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,886 Go away. 573 00:40:57,212 --> 00:40:59,406 Go away, God damn it! I'm sleeping! 574 00:40:59,408 --> 00:41:02,608 This script is horrible. 575 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:05,061 How much? 576 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:07,580 Yeah, I'll take it. 577 00:41:07,582 --> 00:41:09,091 Okay. 578 00:41:23,598 --> 00:41:28,176 So I was a selfish, self-centered, entitled, 579 00:41:28,178 --> 00:41:31,012 spoiled guy who lost his way. 580 00:41:31,014 --> 00:41:32,939 No victim, no villain. 581 00:41:32,941 --> 00:41:35,608 Just me and my choices. 582 00:41:35,610 --> 00:41:37,202 Is that right? 583 00:41:37,204 --> 00:41:39,353 There you go. You're cured. 584 00:41:39,355 --> 00:41:40,621 I am? 585 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,625 No, you're a goddamn mess. 586 00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,535 But it's a start. 587 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,938 I gotta go now. 588 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,715 Time to grow up. 589 00:41:51,902 --> 00:41:55,679 If you need to write another Muppets movie, I'll be back. 590 00:42:12,813 --> 00:42:16,132 I know it's a lot to digest. 591 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,559 Um, you probably want me to explain more 592 00:42:18,561 --> 00:42:20,287 of what's going on in the show. 593 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:25,233 No, I understand what's going on in the show. 594 00:42:25,235 --> 00:42:27,401 I think it's interesting. 595 00:42:27,403 --> 00:42:30,480 And strange. 596 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:31,815 And hopeful. 597 00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:34,760 And a little sad in a way I like. 598 00:42:34,762 --> 00:42:36,820 It's like "Fight Club" on acid, 599 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,764 written by someone who likes life. 600 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:45,103 But what I want to know is, why do you want to do it? 601 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:47,397 Why is this important to you? 602 00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:02,695 I used to think I could do anything. 603 00:43:02,697 --> 00:43:05,248 And then I lost that part of myself. 604 00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:09,920 So I went on this search. 605 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:14,966 I didn't always know what I was looking for 606 00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:17,636 or even why, exactly. 607 00:43:20,715 --> 00:43:22,808 I don't know if I found myself again 608 00:43:22,810 --> 00:43:24,384 or if this is something new, 609 00:43:24,386 --> 00:43:26,353 but I know that I want to write about it. 610 00:43:29,224 --> 00:43:31,817 Also, I just think the whole thing is fun 611 00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:35,469 and weird and... and dark and hilarious, 612 00:43:35,471 --> 00:43:38,472 and I want it to be all those things. 613 00:43:41,144 --> 00:43:44,329 Because I am all those things. 614 00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:47,541 This experience helped me remember that. 615 00:43:54,657 --> 00:43:57,491 And I just think maybe it might be helpful 616 00:43:57,493 --> 00:44:01,698 to anybody who is as confused as I was... am. 617 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:11,523 I think that maybe underneath all of our stuff, 618 00:44:11,525 --> 00:44:13,766 we're just not nearly as different 619 00:44:13,768 --> 00:44:15,318 as we choose to believe. 620 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:22,325 Maybe I am Jason and I am you. 621 00:44:27,449 --> 00:44:28,707 The end. 622 00:44:33,605 --> 00:44:35,505 And you think you can pull this off? 623 00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:39,033 No. 624 00:44:39,035 --> 00:44:41,369 No, no. 625 00:44:41,371 --> 00:44:42,888 Not on my own. 626 00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:46,633 But maybe if I had some help. 627 00:44:50,046 --> 00:44:52,472 It took me a long time to learn that. 628 00:44:54,976 --> 00:44:56,559 Let's get you some help. 629 00:46:04,638 --> 00:46:06,713 I thought it was really beautiful. 630 00:46:06,715 --> 00:46:09,790 Lovely. It was just lovely. 631 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:11,868 Way out there. 632 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:14,295 I felt it was well-executed. 633 00:46:14,297 --> 00:46:16,982 Most of the time. 634 00:46:16,984 --> 00:46:19,542 Some moments dipped into self-indulgence, 635 00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:21,635 which is not my taste, but, you know. 636 00:46:21,637 --> 00:46:23,563 Yeah, come to think of it, 637 00:46:23,565 --> 00:46:26,307 the last episode is rather self-centered. 638 00:46:26,309 --> 00:46:29,068 I thought the show was supposed to be about community. 639 00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:31,329 Huh. Wait, she's right. 640 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:33,147 Well, Janice is always right. 641 00:46:33,149 --> 00:46:34,815 Yeah, well, pretty much. 642 00:46:34,817 --> 00:46:36,726 Simone, do remember that list you had me make? 643 00:46:36,728 --> 00:46:38,077 Uh, things I like? 644 00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:39,987 Yeah. How could I forget that? 645 00:46:39,989 --> 00:46:42,674 Right, well, it turns out those are things I really do like... 646 00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:44,843 spooky and surprises. 647 00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:46,933 Ohh, I like where this is going! 648 00:46:46,935 --> 00:46:48,496 Oh, me too. 649 00:46:48,498 --> 00:46:51,741 So, we got spooky with the whole "Clara might be dead" thing. 650 00:46:51,743 --> 00:46:53,593 - That was a nice touch. - Thank you. 651 00:46:53,595 --> 00:46:57,263 Though I knew she was Lee very, very, very early on. 652 00:46:57,265 --> 00:46:58,506 Oh. 653 00:46:58,508 --> 00:47:00,925 But, you know, anyway, what's left? 654 00:47:00,927 --> 00:47:03,361 Surprises? 655 00:47:03,363 --> 00:47:04,771 Hey, everyone. 656 00:47:04,773 --> 00:47:07,032 I hope you've enjoyed our show so far. 657 00:47:07,034 --> 00:47:08,505 We're not quite finished. 658 00:47:08,507 --> 00:47:10,518 You see, if we ended on an episode all about me, 659 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,037 that would really miss the point, wouldn't it? 660 00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:14,372 Uh, well, that's for sure. 661 00:47:14,374 --> 00:47:18,376 This hasn't been about me or you or even just a TV show. 662 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,528 It's been about us. 663 00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:23,456 All of us making something together. 664 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,051 Here, I-I'll show you. Go up. 665 00:47:26,053 --> 00:47:27,777 Go, go, go. 666 00:47:29,705 --> 00:47:33,207 This is the cast and crew of "Dispatches from Elsewhere". 667 00:47:33,209 --> 00:47:35,635 We made this together. 668 00:47:35,637 --> 00:47:36,953 Say hi, everyone. 669 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:38,879 - Hi! - And not just us. 670 00:47:38,881 --> 00:47:41,882 Uh, some of you at home, you're part of the finale, also. 671 00:47:41,884 --> 00:47:44,127 What?! But how?! 672 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:45,429 That would be impossible! 673 00:47:45,431 --> 00:47:46,583 No, you see, Simone, 674 00:47:46,585 --> 00:47:49,831 our audience has been part of this experience all along. 675 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:52,577 Some of you have been playing at home with us from the beginning. 676 00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:54,971 To say thank you, I've included you 677 00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:58,324 in Octavio's final, emotionally satisfying epilogue. 678 00:47:58,326 --> 00:47:59,492 Don't believe me? 679 00:47:59,494 --> 00:48:01,164 Let me show you. 680 00:48:01,166 --> 00:48:03,830 Hello, my friends. 681 00:48:03,832 --> 00:48:07,650 We have reached the final moments of our entertainment, 682 00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:09,833 when my intentions become clear 683 00:48:09,835 --> 00:48:13,323 and the veil of metaphor is lifted at last. 684 00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:15,842 Perhaps you'll recall that in our first installment, 685 00:48:15,844 --> 00:48:18,603 I proclaimed myself a reliable narrator, 686 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:20,847 despite a confession that I'd lied to you. 687 00:48:20,849 --> 00:48:22,756 Once and only once. 688 00:48:22,758 --> 00:48:24,851 That, too, was a lie. 689 00:48:24,853 --> 00:48:27,917 For, in fact, I've lied to you myriad times 690 00:48:27,919 --> 00:48:29,430 throughout our journey together, 691 00:48:29,432 --> 00:48:32,692 the most important of those lies being this... 692 00:48:32,694 --> 00:48:35,027 I once told you that Peter was you. 693 00:48:35,029 --> 00:48:37,847 Nextly, I proclaimed Simone was you. 694 00:48:37,849 --> 00:48:40,683 Thirdly, I offered the possibility 695 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:43,019 that Janice was, in fact, your surrogate. 696 00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:47,226 And lastly, I contended that Fredwynn was, indeed, you. 697 00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:52,637 These are, I regretfully inform you, lies. 698 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,734 For if there's one thing I hope you've learned 699 00:48:54,736 --> 00:48:56,790 from our time together, my friends, 700 00:48:56,792 --> 00:49:01,295 is that you, and only you, are you. 701 00:49:01,297 --> 00:49:03,222 Don't believe me? 702 00:49:03,224 --> 00:49:05,316 Let me show you. 703 00:49:05,318 --> 00:49:07,727 I am Stevie, and I am you. 704 00:49:07,729 --> 00:49:10,380 I am Scott, and I am you. 705 00:49:10,382 --> 00:49:14,400 I am Melissa, and I am you. 706 00:49:14,402 --> 00:49:17,328 I am Luciano, and I am you. 707 00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:20,331 I am Courtney, and I am you. 708 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,575 I am Tarik, and I am you. 709 00:49:22,577 --> 00:49:24,318 I'm Magnolia, and I am you. 710 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,396 I am Joe, and I am you. 711 00:49:26,398 --> 00:49:28,581 I am Sterling, and I am you. 712 00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:31,417 I am Matthew, and I am you. 713 00:49:31,419 --> 00:49:33,252 I am Luce, and I am you. 714 00:49:33,254 --> 00:49:36,422 I am Michael, and I am you. 715 00:49:36,424 --> 00:49:38,575 I am Kimberly, and I am you. 716 00:49:38,577 --> 00:49:41,669 I am Ouja, and I am you. 717 00:49:41,671 --> 00:49:44,430 I am Yadira, and I am you. 718 00:49:44,432 --> 00:49:46,674 I am Daisy, and I am you. 719 00:49:46,676 --> 00:49:48,601 I am Tom, and I am you. 720 00:49:48,603 --> 00:49:50,328 I'm Nicole, and I am you. 721 00:49:50,330 --> 00:49:53,531 But what else has our story taught us, my friends? 722 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,867 Surely historians will have their opinions, 723 00:49:55,869 --> 00:50:00,074 but mine well, mine is simple. 724 00:50:01,023 --> 00:50:03,616 It seems to me that our story taught us 725 00:50:03,618 --> 00:50:06,544 that the answer to change lies not in a game 726 00:50:06,546 --> 00:50:09,272 or a missing girl or a clown-faced boy. 727 00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:14,219 Change comes when we find one another. 728 00:50:14,221 --> 00:50:17,037 For once we have found each other, 729 00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:20,800 the energy of our collective spirits can take flight, 730 00:50:20,802 --> 00:50:24,837 and the world around us begins to change. 731 00:50:24,839 --> 00:50:27,732 We're so convinced of our separateness, 732 00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:31,939 but what lies within us is all drawn from the same source. 733 00:50:33,314 --> 00:50:37,967 The water in here is the same as the water in there. 734 00:50:39,729 --> 00:50:42,472 But the real lesson is when we realize 735 00:50:42,474 --> 00:50:44,824 that perhaps the containers, too, 736 00:50:44,826 --> 00:50:47,067 are made from the same stuff. 737 00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:55,501 It is true, if we limit ourselves 738 00:50:55,503 --> 00:50:59,708 to our tiny mind instruments, that you are you, 739 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:03,993 but perhaps if we let our subtler tools take the lead, 740 00:51:03,995 --> 00:51:07,847 we may glimpse the truth, even if only for a moment. 741 00:51:07,849 --> 00:51:09,849 There is no you. 742 00:51:09,851 --> 00:51:11,684 And there is no me. 743 00:51:11,686 --> 00:51:13,986 There is only... 744 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:14,996 We! 745 00:51:14,998 --> 00:51:16,030 - We! - We! 746 00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:17,458 - We. - We. 747 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,769 - We. - We. 748 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,621 We. 749 00:51:20,623 --> 00:51:21,659 We. 750 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:27,381 We. 751 00:51:27,383 --> 00:51:28,555 We. 752 00:51:28,557 --> 00:51:31,258 We. 753 00:51:33,609 --> 00:51:36,609 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -