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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Ta-da!
- Oh.

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What is that?

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It's a vagina.

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Oh! A human vagina. Oh, I see it now!

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Everyone always draws
dicks. That's sexist.

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I'm tryna to flip the script, bitches.

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So beautiful. It reminds
me of my mother.

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Listen, Georgia O'Keeffe,

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if you hadn't made it so detailed,
we'd still have some fuel left

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in that incredibly powerful gun.

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I will not compromise for my art.

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Okay, everyone into the ice vagina.

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Let's go kill Mr. Freeze.

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I've been dreaming about getting revenge

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on this freezer-burned dickhead

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ever since he froze me in
a block of ice for months!

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I'm thinkin' classic "stick
an apple in his mouth

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and roast him like the pig he is".

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Whoa, oh-oh!

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- Take a gander at your cellular telephone.
- What?

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Oh, my God! He finally did it

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and she finally said yes!

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- Huzzah!
- Third time's a charm.

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Eh, he could do better.

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Oh, I love weddings! Me and Ivy
have so much fun at weddings.

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We'll get so shit-faced, we puke,

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make fun of all the dumb couples,

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make the DJ play "Since U Been Gone"

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until a dad tries to fight us.

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- What do you think you're doing?
- Stop right there!

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- Get out of here!
- Spread out.

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I got news for ya,

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this is Ivy's wedding and
she's the dumb couple.

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You need to find a date.

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No way! After the "I dos",

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it's basically free time.
She'll wanna hang out.

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For me, the question is
not who I will bring,

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but who I will be!

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I've been working on a
new character, Sandra.

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She's single, by choice,
and down to clown!

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I guess I'll bring Tabitha
of the Hammerhead Clan,

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I mean, I am betrothed to her.

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Post-Joker Harley

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wants to hook up with as
many randos as she can.

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Ya bring someone to a wedding,
that means you're serious.

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Not if you bring a hooker.

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You are a vile, pocket-sized man.

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I don't want anythin'
serious with anybody again.

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So, I'm going solo.

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The only thing I'm serious
about, is gettin' some strange

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from one or several members
of that 12-piece jazz band.

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Whoo!

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Oh, my God! It's Beyoncé!

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Oh, my God. It's Lady Gaga!

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Harley Quinn,

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I have been expecting you
and your insane clown...

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- Group.
- Psycho.

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Ah! No! It's too cold!

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I've got brain freeze.

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I did tell you to wear a jacket.

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It is unfortunate that the
cold displeases you so much,

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as the core temperatures
of your bodies are about to

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decrease precipitously.

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Oh, what a dick!

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Look what I just got from my nemesis.

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"Congrats on the engagement.
Condiment King"?

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What an asshole, right?

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Yes, a dick and an asshole.

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Wait, why though? Can
you just remind me?

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Pff! Uh, where do I begin?

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No emojis to convey
the tone, and a period

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instead of an exclamation point?

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He's being sarcastic.

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But what else should I expect

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from my nemesis?

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Chuck, are you okay?

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No! I'm freakin', Pam!

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We have to get this wedding venue.

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Honey, don't put so much
pressure on yourself.

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We're just touring one venue, right?

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Ah, no. It's not just "one venue".

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It's the venue!

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And if we don't get it, the
whole wedding will be rui...

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Hey! Relax.

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Okay? All we need is
a dance floor, booze,

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and Kelly Clarkson's greatest
hit. We could do it anywhere.

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I have been dreaming of getting married

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at the old Gotham corn factory

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ever since I saw Melanie
and Clint Howard's nuptials

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in Obscure Celebrity Weddings Yearly.

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That photo spread

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was like a series of sick
Renaissance paintings,

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but way sicker. That could be us!

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So, yeah, I'm a little on edge.

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Well, then what are we waiting for, hon?

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- Let's go get that venue.
- Hell yeah!

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All we have to do is impress
the venue manager

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with our super dope love,
and it is in the bag.

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Hey, uh, does this
tie go with this kite?

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Okay, no tie goes with a kite.

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But you do look really handsome.

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I will now unfreeze you.

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Please, do not act as petulant babies,

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for I have no intention of killing you.

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Holy shit!

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What are you gonna do to us,
you frigid... Fuck?

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Cursing. Hmph. The
crutch of the illiterate.

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People call me a murderer,

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but that is a misnomer.

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You see, I created this lab
for the sole purpose of finding

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a cure for my wife's
incredibly rare blood disease.

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It's terminal. Which is sad,

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right?

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And yet, there is hope.

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I have been performing a
multitude of experiments

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on the common snow rat,

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which shares 98% of its
DNA with that of a human.

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The experiments have
been a rousing success.

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- Ah!
- This guy's lost his shit!

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This is a real shampoo factory.

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_

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Your arrival has proved fortuitous,

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as it coincides with
my decision to move on

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to human experimentation.

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You know, speakin' doctor to mister,

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maybe ya wanna get it right once

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with a snow rat before
ya move onto humans?

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No. I'm 98% sure

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that the 2% difference
in DNA is the issue.

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And now that I have you, Harley,

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I can put that theory to the test.

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Maybe we pull straws
to see who goes first?

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He is a man shark,

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he is like an aged little boy,

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and, hmm... A dirt man?

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Yeah. Thus, you, being not only a human,

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but also a human woman, are the

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- ideal subject.
- Hey!

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Ah!

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Fuck, again?

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I do not know how much this
will hurt, due to the fact

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that complete loss of bodily functions

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can mean any number of things.

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But, were I to venture a guess,

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I'd say that it will... sting a little.

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Wait! I know how we can save your wife!

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You're only saying you'll
save her life to save your own.

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So what, you don't want me savin'
your wife's life? Okay, I won't.

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Hey, relax, relax. Let's
not jump to conclusions.

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This is a negotiation.

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How do you propose to
perform this miracle?

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My friend's a doctor and
the smartest person I know.

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Wow! That's the nicest thing
you've ever said about me.

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Not you, idiot. Ivy.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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Look, freeze, Ivy's a genius biochemist.

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If she can't find a cure,

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there isn't one.

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Why would Dr. Isley help me?

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She wouldn't, but she'll help me.

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Now, let me out of these restraints,

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I'll shoot her a quick text

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and she'll come fix your
wife up lickety-split.

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This is an agreeable proposition.

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There is only one thing
we can do while we wait...

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Lunch!

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I will go make preparations.

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Any food allergies or phobias
I should be aware of?

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No? Ha! Wonderful.

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Harley, look, I don't want
to question your plan,

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but do you really think
Ivy can find a cure?

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I mean, Freeze will for
sure kill us if she doesn't.

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So we're just breezing past the whole,

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"he's preparing us lunch" thing?

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No idea, but I'm not bringin' her
here and puttin' her in danger.

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I'm buyin' us time.

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This weirdo is all gross and
obsessed with his dumb, dying wife.

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Some might call that "love"?

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Whatever. If we take her
hostage and threaten to kill her,

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we can get him to give us
his freeze ray. And then,

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we can freeze his ass in a block of ice!

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Wow. Great plan. This
is one of your best.

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I got one question though.

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How the hell are we
supposed to find his wife,

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when we're frozen to chairs?

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Could someone pass the mac and cheese?

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Oh, my God.

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What? If I'm going to pull off the plan,

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I need sustenance.

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The reason I wanted to do this lunch is,

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Nora hasn't hosted guests

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in quite some time. So I thought,

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this will be fun for her.

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Her options are limited.

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Jesus, that blue perv gets
his jollies by freezin' women.

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Everyone, let us begin consumption
of the bounty I have prepared.

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Okay, change of plans. As
a former ice-block victim

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and now champion of ice-blocked
women all over the world,

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I decided we're gonna
save his wife first,

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then kill him.

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Four minutes early, perfect.

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Eager, but not desperate.

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That's late in my book, bro.

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Mitchell, what the hell
are you doing here?

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Oh. Didn't you hear?

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You're not the only
world-famous villain...

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... engaged in this town.

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I'm sorry, "world-famous"? Come on.

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Wedding venues are tough to
come by in new New Gotham.

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And there's only one
unbooked weekend left.

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So, it looks like you've
got some competish

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from the Condiment King.

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I'm not getting married in any
place with the stink of condiments.

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And I'm not getting married
anywhere that reeks of kite!

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Oh, yeah. Kites are odorless.

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Unless, uh... They do get wet or
if you store them improperly, I...

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Chuck, we can do this wherever.

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I will not yield!

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Once the manager sees the
biggest power couple in Gotham

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is in his presence,
and how sick our love is,

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he'll kick your ranch-loving ass

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all the way back to the Hidden Valley.

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Gonna be tough to impress him
with that stain on your suit.

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What stain? There's no stain!

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Ah!

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That one.

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All right, Condiment King,
Becca, you got here first,

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so let me take you on the tour.

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For the schmutz on your suit.

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Mmm...

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Why's he doing that?
What's wrong with your face?

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Small man, as the
consumption of cooked meats

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increases my body temperature
and puts me at risk of death,

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please, a little favor. Describe
the mouthfeel of your steak.

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Um...

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Butter-like?

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Mmm, like butter. Yes.

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All right, this is some weird
Silence of the Lambs shit.

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Ah! I see you found your appetite,

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my eager little snow rat.

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So, how'd y'all meet?

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Was she alive then?

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It's a funny story. Nora,
you tell it better than I do.

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Oh, she's being shy.

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I'll tell it.

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Nora was the owner of a
mom-and-pop cryogenics lab,

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and I was determined to squash it.

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You see, as the CEO of a
multinational corporation,

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I had a duty to my shareholders.

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Expand or die.

253
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,671
Now, seemingly unrelated,

254
00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:23,368
I had really hit it off with
an enchanting stranger online.

255
00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,568
You'll never guess who it was.

256
00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:26,968
- Your wife.
- Meg Ryan?

257
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,268
- Nora.
- Yeah. Like I said,

258
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,338
she tells it better.

259
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,308
Huzzah!

260
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,478
A meet-cute for the ages.

261
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,079
All I hear is a story
of a big swinging dick

262
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,078
coming in and ruining
a woman's livelihood.

263
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,478
Oh, you grinch.

264
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,918
Look, you'll have to
excuse my friend here.

265
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,042
She's all sour on love right now.

266
00:11:44,044 --> 00:11:47,118
Yeah, she's not even taking a
date to her best friend's wedding.

267
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,158
Ooh, is there turmeric in this?

268
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,219
That is a swift kick, nice.

269
00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,552
I suspect your cynicism comes

270
00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:54,829
from never having experienced true love.

271
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,399
Oh, yeah, this is definitely turmeric.

272
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,368
I'll tell you about true
love, you fuckin' bitch!

273
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,068
True love made me sacrifice
my career as a psychologist,

274
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,938
permanently change the way I look,

275
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:08,238
and almost got me killed,
like, so many times.

276
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,508
Love is bullshit!

277
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:17,180
Oh, spinach puffs.

278
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,372
I will never forgive Joker

279
00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:25,628
for the damage he's done to your heart.

280
00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:27,599
Making you give up on love

281
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,398
was perhaps his greatest crime of all.

282
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,998
I'm also willing to
bet that your outburst

283
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,038
nearly cost us spinach puffs.

284
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,138
Who cares about the puffs?

285
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,408
We're imprisoned by the
person we came here to kill!

286
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,878
We need to get that gun.

287
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,878
I'm just eating my feelings.

288
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,318
His story was so moving.

289
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,648
Problem solved.

290
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:50,188
Not entirely. The steak
is under-seasoned,

291
00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:53,388
and there doesn't seem to be
a grain of salt on the table.

292
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,358
God! Your stupidity is astounding.

293
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,958
Clayface, grab the gun, de-ice
us, then give me the gun.

294
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,528
- Great plan, boss!
- Unbelievable.

295
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,735
Do me first. I'm so cold, my
nuts are the size of Dippin' Dots!

296
00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:05,168
Is that unusual for you?

297
00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:06,438
What? No!

298
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,608
I have regular-sized...

299
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,672
Whoopsies!

300
00:13:09,674 --> 00:13:12,944
I think I speak for me and
Harley, when I say, thank you.

301
00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:15,238
Let me find this. Ah, there we are.

302
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,508
... testes!

303
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,521
Sure, they're store-bought, but you...

304
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:21,978
Listen up, you crazy asshole.

305
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,988
I'm not buyin' your bullshit story!

306
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,388
I know your wife ain't sick.

307
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,059
She probably tried to leave you,

308
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:29,479
and you couldn't handle it,
so you fuckin' froze her.

309
00:13:29,481 --> 00:13:32,088
- What are you doing?
- Giving her the freedom you denied.

310
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,758
You're just like my ex,
you creepy control freak.

311
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,945
Nora's not your property anymore!

312
00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:38,569
Harley, you don't know
what you're doing!

313
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:41,138
This is for ruining her small business.

314
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,069
Ahhh!

315
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,882
Now that you don't have your stupid gun,

316
00:13:44,884 --> 00:13:46,278
I'm gonna kill you.

317
00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:50,208
See? I told ya she was
fine, ya piece of shit!

318
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,978
My love, that I gaze upon your face

319
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,418
can only mean one thing.

320
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,078
You've found a cure!

321
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,388
I'm not going to die

322
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,859
of this incredibly rare
blood disease anymore,

323
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,318
and we can spend
the rest of our lives together.

324
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,628
I'm sorry, what was that?

325
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,628
You've condemned her to death.

326
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,729
You better hope your
friend Ivy can find a cure,

327
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,968
or I'm going to blow
this entire place up

328
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,800
and kill us all.

329
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,178
Right. Let me check on her ETA.

330
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,689
Wait. You're telling me aioli

331
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:27,721
is just mayo mixed with something else?

332
00:14:27,723 --> 00:14:30,188
Little bit of an industry
secret.

333
00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:32,871
- It goes great on corn.
- Get outta town!

334
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,419
No, don't get outta town,
you got a wedding.

335
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:35,558
Oh, hi!

336
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,628
I thought I smelled a kite.

337
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,998
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez!

338
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,098
Look at those two, thick as thieves.

339
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,569
Dreams are stupid.

340
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:47,238
Never gonna get this place.
We should just leave.

341
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,038
Hey! Hey! Up here.

342
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,208
Okay? Fuck that guy, he's a dick.

343
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,638
I know how important this is
to you, okay, so I'm prepared.

344
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,649
We're gonna go in there,

345
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:57,308
we're gonna blow that
manager's goddamn socks off.

346
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,448
- And this is, of course...
- The staircase,

347
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,603
made famous by Mr.
And Mrs. Clint Howard.

348
00:15:01,605 --> 00:15:03,118
It was the cover shot.

349
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,358
Ah, ooph! I've got goose bumps.

350
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,719
Do you think this place

351
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,737
is just a wedding mill
for Hollywood royalty?

352
00:15:08,739 --> 00:15:10,089
Oh, no. Of course not.

353
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,704
I mean, the old Gotham corn factory

354
00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:13,399
is just so rich with history.

355
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,129
You know, I think that's
what we really connect with.

356
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,568
Oh, really? What exactly do you know

357
00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:19,598
about this place?

358
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,169
Ah! It's Harley, and she never calls...

359
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,668
eleven times, unless it's an emergency.

360
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:28,208
Ha! Uh, corn...

361
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:31,078
Um, the maize... Yeah, venue...

362
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:35,348
Ah, fiancée... The love... Um, well, uh,

363
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,688
you know, Per... I'm a husk guy.

364
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,802
- So, uh...
- Babe, I'm so sorry,

365
00:15:39,804 --> 00:15:41,869
Harley's gotten herself
into some serious trouble,

366
00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:43,699
and I have to go save her. I'm sorry.
I love you. I love you!

367
00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,744
So you were about to enlighten me

368
00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:48,358
on your personal connection to corn?

369
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,228
Uh...

370
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,698
Um...

371
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,700
Uh...

372
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,608
Did I misread the situation? Yes.

373
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,378
But Ive, if you'd seen him feed
her soup, you'da done the same.

374
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,418
They'll find a cure, my love.

375
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,848
But if they don't, we will die together.

376
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,448
Because I'm blowing the whole place up!

377
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,782
No, you are not!

378
00:16:12,784 --> 00:16:13,977
Hey, would it speed things up

379
00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:15,548
if I got ya a microscope
for the other eye?

380
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:17,432
Yeah, no. But BTdubs,

381
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,446
thanks so much for getting
me involved in this.

382
00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:21,669
I actively tried not to
put ya in the situation.

383
00:16:21,671 --> 00:16:22,862
And then what happened?

384
00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:25,158
- Well then, I... I fucked up the situation.
- There it is.

385
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,399
I didn't know what else to do!

386
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,941
Other than call the smartest,
coolest, hottest person I know.

387
00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:30,075
Well, that is true.

388
00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,668
Look, Freeze is crazy!

389
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:34,239
He orchestrated the whole
Injustice League hit on me.

390
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,279
How absurd.

391
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,308
I woke up in a block of ice.

392
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:40,069
That's your signature move!
You tried to kill me!

393
00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:42,122
Everyone else wanted to kill you,

394
00:16:42,124 --> 00:16:44,448
but I convinced them to freeze you.

395
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:46,159
As you can imagine,

396
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,282
a group of white,

397
00:16:47,284 --> 00:16:50,258
cis-gendered, heterosexual,
male, crime lords,

398
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,258
they loved the idea of turning a woman

399
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,458
into a helpless object of mockery.

400
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:57,728
- Oh.
- Well, I hope you're proud of yourself.

401
00:16:57,730 --> 00:17:01,139
You've falsely accused the
most woke ice-themed villain

402
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,539
in all of new New Gotham.

403
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,638
Okay, this is crazy, but I think
I might have our answer.

404
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,379
Uh...

405
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,218
Oh, thank God.

406
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,718
I... I gotta take this. Sup, babe-arino?

407
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,419
Ah, yeah... Oh. Your
old greenhouse? Yeah...

408
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,818
Hey, remember when we were there

409
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,298
and I had a couple too many margs,

410
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,758
and next thing you know...
Oh... Oh, it is urgent?

411
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,488
Anything for you.

412
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:27,083
My betrothed needs the K-man ASAP.

413
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:28,352
If you leave right now,

414
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:30,629
this is definitely going
to affect my decision.

415
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:32,738
Positively? Because you'll see

416
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,908
how much I love my fiancée
and will do anything for her,

417
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,091
which is far more important

418
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:39,368
than any corn connection we might have?

419
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:41,608
- Absolutely not.
- Well...

420
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,910
The things we do for love, right?

421
00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:50,112
I wouldn't know.

422
00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:52,253
Just to double-check, what
color petals am I looking for?

423
00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:54,412
- Magenta.
- Right, right.

424
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:55,889
That... That's like a reddish pink?

425
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,617
No, no. It's a purplish pink.

426
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,358
Don't touch the reddish pink
ones, they're paralytic, okay?

427
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,968
Cool. And, uh, ballpark,

428
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:05,198
uh, how long does
that take to kick in...

429
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,538
You know what?

430
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,818
Doesn't matter,

431
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,334
'cause I definitely didn't
touch the reddish pink one.

432
00:18:11,336 --> 00:18:13,301
There in a few.

433
00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:14,503
Oh, boy!

434
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,358
Ah!

435
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,568
I touched the reddish pink one.

436
00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:43,761
Uh, yeah, I see that.

437
00:18:43,763 --> 00:18:45,363
Don't worry, it's...
It's gonna wear off.

438
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:48,680
Okay, looks good.

439
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,921
Okay, so Nora needs a blood transfusion,

440
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,249
but unfortunately, her blood type

441
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,732
is as rare as her blood disease.

442
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,571
Ever my unique butterfly.

443
00:18:57,573 --> 00:18:58,871
Once you inject this serum,

444
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,558
it will change your
blood type to Nora's.

445
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,388
And then, we can give your
healthy blood to your wife.

446
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,498
"Your wife!"

447
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,628
But, the transfusion will kill you.

448
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,115
My condolences.

449
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,668
Why the hell did you have
to say the death part?

450
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,868
Now he's going to make one of us do it!

451
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:19,608
Well, I've never been more
thankful for my shark blood.

452
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,133
And, as previously stated,

453
00:19:21,135 --> 00:19:24,708
I am a dirt thing, so
it won't work on me.

454
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:25,978
This is bullshit.

455
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,578
No, it must be my sacrifice.

456
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,688
The only reason I've
suffered through life

457
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,988
in this godforsaken cryo-suit,

458
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,988
is to find a cure for Nora.

459
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,858
If that time has come,

460
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,798
then I greet my end with open arms.

461
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,458
Holy shit, that's insane.

462
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,528
It is not insane,

463
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,668
for if you truly love someone,

464
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,390
you will do anything for them.

465
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,030
My beautiful girl.

466
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,658
Goodbye, my love.

467
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:19,640
Have the life I could never give you.

468
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,310
I will never stop loving you.

469
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,450
No!

470
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:42,860
Oh, God!

471
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,098
I'm feeling feelings!

472
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,768
I've never seen truer love than that.

473
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,138
Damn. That's nothin'
like what Joker and I had.

474
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:54,798
I guess that would be kinda nice.

475
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,708
Oh. Don't be too hard on yourself.

476
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,508
We've all been in toxic relationships

477
00:20:58,510 --> 00:21:00,708
that skewed our thoughts on love.

478
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,079
Leslie.

479
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,578
Chin up, Harls. I mean,
if I can find true love,

480
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,118
then there's hope for you too.

481
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,133
I'm so happy for you guys.

482
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:13,418
And my condolences to you.

483
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,528
He seemed like a really great guy.

484
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:16,759
Yeah, good guy.

485
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,129
- So, so sorry.
- He was a real mensch.

486
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:21,498
Can we go now?

487
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,500
Oh, my God! Get out of here!

488
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,669
Babe, I'm just... I'm so
sorry that I left the venue.

489
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,039
I know how much this meant to you,

490
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,773
and I hope I didn't mess it all up.

491
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,908
While I totes appreesh the apology,
I realized something today.

492
00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:39,948
It doesn't matter where we get married,

493
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:44,048
the only thing that matters,
is that I get to marry you.

494
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,458
I don't even care about the ven...

495
00:21:47,544 --> 00:21:49,489
I knew my selfless gesture
would be rewarded.

496
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,528
Ah! It's just like the end of a rom-com!

497
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,488
You're go for the K-man.

498
00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:57,028
Hope you had a backup
venue, you kited douche!

499
00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:58,668
Mitchell?

500
00:21:58,670 --> 00:21:59,921
No, put Stew on.

501
00:21:59,923 --> 00:22:02,638
- No, he's right.
- Looks like you didn't...

502
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,538
"cut the mustard".

503
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,208
Oh, Jesus, here we go.

504
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:11,608
You'll always be trying
to "ketchup" to me.

505
00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:13,548
He can't be serious.

506
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:16,718
"Mayo" have a good day.

507
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,848
He is.

508
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:19,588
"Tartar" for now.

509
00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:20,858
Closer.

510
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,660
I think he's my nemesis now, too.

511
00:22:25,584 --> 00:22:28,584
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