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And those of you patrolling 7th avenue,

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please be aware of the new pedal pubs.

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They're bike-powered mobile bars

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that are very popular
with bachelorette parties.

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But unfortunately they have
led to a dramatic increase

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in the rarely seen case
of female public urination.

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- Resist.
- That's everything,

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but before we go home,
but quick reminder that today

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is Sergeant Santiago's last day
before maternity leave.

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We'll see you in three months.

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She gets three months off?
Can I take a maternity leave?

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Are you giving birth to a baby?

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I'm having a seven pound mass

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removed from my abdomen next week.

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Yeah, never ask Scully questions.

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That's on me, guys!

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Dismissed.

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So, have you guys decided on a name yet?

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We're not telling people
until he's born.

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Not the baby's name... my name.
What's he gonna call me?

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Uncle Chuck? Unky C? Ooh...
Chee-Chee, so he says it early?

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Maybe just Charles.

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Wait, so my dad gets
to be his "Pop-Pop,"

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but I'm just "Charles?"

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Your dad does not get
to be his "Pop-Pop."

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Well I hope you're prepared
to make that phone call.

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Uh, what was that?

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Wow, all of Brooklyn lost power.

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You know, I've always
kind of liked blackouts.

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Listen to how quiet it is.
It's so peaceful.

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Nope, it immediately
turned into a purge.

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Way to go, New York.
All right, let's suit up!

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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Maybe it's not so bad out there.

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I mean, none of our phone are ringing.

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That's because all
the cell towers are down.

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Nobody has landlines anymore,
so they can't call in.

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Huh, really makes you think
about society's reliance

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on modern technology, doesn't it?

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- No.
- Yeah, me neither.

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I just thought maybe
that's how you see it.

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Guys, stop wasting time. Headlamps on!

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We have to engage in blackout protocol.

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I'm surprised, those guys are
really springing into action.

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Nope, they're just eating all
the food in the fridge

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before it goes bad.

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There's a dozen sandwiches
here, I don't know what kind.

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I'll figure it out later.
Just start chewing.

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Yeah, they suck.

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So, only Captain Holt or Terry

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can initiate actual blackout protocol,

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but I don't see them anywhere.

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Guys? Where did our dads go?

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Hello? Anyone?

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We're stuck in the elevator!

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Can't you yell any louder?

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Use those big strong lungs
you're always flexing.

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These are my pecs.

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So this is all just for show then.

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It has no functional purpose.

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I mean, I am pretty strong.

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Good, then rip those doors open.

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- I can't do that.
- Oh, well at least you haven't

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dedicated a significant
portion of your life

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to looking like this.

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- What is with you?
- I'm sorry.

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This is a nightmare of mine.

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I have a phobia of elevators.

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It stems from a traumatic
experience I had as a child.

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They only perform rated-load testing

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on city elevators every five years?

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Oh, my.

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That was the last time I read
the municipal code before bed.

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But...

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the damage was done.

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Wait, look at this, sir.
I think we'll be fine.

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It was inspected four months ago.

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By Walter Beverly, the clown prince

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of the Department of Buildings.

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You've made it so much worse. Help!

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Help!

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Yeah, they're trapped in there.

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Oh no, that means we have to call

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the fire department.

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Or, hear me out,
we leave them in there forever,

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and move on emotionally.

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No. Call the fire department.

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All right,
as the highest ranking officer

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not trapped in a box, I'll take charge.

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Uh, shouldn't you be taking it easy?

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Your shift's over.
You're on maternity leave.

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- As the baby's Chee-Chee...
- Charles, I'm fine,

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and this is an emergency.

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Subways aren't running,
and we're gonna have

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a lot of people on the street.

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So I'm gonna call Mounted Division

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to help with crowd control.

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But that's
Sergeant Peanut Butter's unit.

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No one wants to work with
that condescending dick.

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Okay, first of all, he's a horse,

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so he can't be condescending.

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Ugh, oh-ho, he's got you people fooled.

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Secondly...

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- He's a lieutenant now.
- What?! How?!

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Charles, get it together.
I want you and Jake

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to go to the Gowanus power substation.

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That's where the transformer exploded.

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Work with ESU, get us a timetable

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for the power being restored, and hurry!

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Wow, look at my pregnant wife
taking charge.

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I don't know whether
to be proud or turned on.

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- I said hurry.
- Oh, my God, it's both.

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Hey, what happened?

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Someone lost control of their car,

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jumped the curb, went through the fence,

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and rammed into the transformer.

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Guy must have been drunk.
There was an empty bottle

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of vodka on the floor of the car.

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Okay, Charles, I see two possibilities.

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One, he was vaporized into a being

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of pure electricity,
becoming a supervillian

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known only as "The Surge Freak."

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- Seems unlikely.
- Yeah, I know, Officer Rick,

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that's why I said there were
two possibilities.

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He probably just hobbled off
so he wouldn't get a DUI.

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Here, we'll follow this very
obvious trail of blood.

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Happy now?

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Stupid Officer Rick and his stupid

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joyless approach to life. Come on.

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- I can't see anything.
- Me neither.

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We'll just have to rely
on our other senses.

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I call smell.

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Okay, really jumped on that one.

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I wasn't gonna fight you for smell.

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I figured we'd just listen for sounds.

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Pfft, good luck with that.

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Hmm.

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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- Okay.
- How's it going over there?

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You hearing anything?

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Yeah, I'm hearing you
and your creepy sniffs.

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Really? Well I'm smelling
a lot of jealousy

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coming from your direction.

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- Sound to the left.
- Smell to the left.

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NYPD, hands up!

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Oh, yeah, we got him.

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Charles.

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Aw, this ice cream is melting.

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Who cares?
We can drink melted ice cream.

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We can't eat spoiled ham.

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We have to prioritize!

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What if we combine them?

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Wrap the ice cream
in the ham like a taquito.

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This man. This man is my best friend.

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You two are the worst people
to have around in an emergency.

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I literally can't imagine a scenario

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where you'd be helpful.

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Murder at a Cinnabon.
Who would you call?

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Someone who wouldn't
be distracted by the frosting.

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Yeah, I do love that frosting.

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Hey Diaz, heard you guys needed help

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- from some real heroes.
- Please.

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Firefighters are basically
just EMTs who all live together

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- and sleep in bunk beds.
- Correction.

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It's a professional, multi-tiered,

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shared sleeping set-up.

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You're describing bunk beds.

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Just get the people out of the elevator.

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We should have all ambulances on call.

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I want an open line
of communication with DOT,

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and I want someone from the DA down here

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so we don't get cases thrown out.

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I need a pair of sweatpants,
and check again

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on that status update from ESU.

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All right, go go go!

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What do you need the sweatpants for?

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My water just broke, which reminds me,

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we should be prepared to distribute

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emergency water and food.

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Your water just broke?!

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We need to go to a hospital right now.

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I don't want a burst
happening around me.

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It's way too gross.

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I'm nowhere near giving birth.

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I haven't even lost my mucus plug.

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Amy, you need to get
the [bleep] out of here.

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I'm sorry my baby grosses you out, Rosa.

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I'm excited to meet your baby
when it's clean

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and wearing clothes,
and not blasting out of you

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like some half-Cuban Jimmy Neutron.

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I'm just at the start of my labor.

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I haven't even had my first

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contrac...

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- ...tion.
- Was that a contraction?

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No.

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That was just a crazy yawn.

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Fine, look... I don't have to go

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to the hospital until my contractions

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are three minutes apart and last

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for at least 45 seconds.

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Yeah, but don't you need to
go home and pack some stuff?

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I'll be fine.

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Scully, you have a hospital
go-bag at your desk, right?

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Yep, what do you need?
One-day, three-day, coma kit?

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I rest my case.

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- Peralta, you there?
- Yeah, what's up?

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You gotta get back here right now.
Amy's water broke.

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- What?
- What?

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- When?
- When?

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- Did she lose her mucus plug?
- Did she lose her mucus plug?

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I can't believe you're
making me say this, but

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she thinks she lost
her mucus plug yesterday,

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but mistook it for normal discharge.

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How thick was it? Was it clear or milky?

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Was it bloody? Was it "the bloody show?"

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Jake, I think it's very cool

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that you've learned this,
very progressive.

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Charles, I think you know
you crossed a line.

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Just get back here, now!

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- Copy.
- This is it.

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My purpose is clear.

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I was put on this Earth

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to get you back in time
to see your baby's birth.

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I mean, you're a grown man
with your own hopes and dreams.

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My purpose is clear.

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- Okay.
- Excuse me,

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my apartment is on the seventh floor,

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and the elevator isn't working.

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I'm getting cold.

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Well, we're headed back to our precinct.

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There's emergency power
if you want to wait there

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for the lights to come back on.

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I'll get in back.

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I'm Dorothy, but my friends
call me Dotty.

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Although these days there
are fewer and fewer of them.

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Charles? Uh, this is great, Dotty,

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but we're kind of in a hurry.

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My wife just went into labor
and I want to get there

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- in time for the birth.
- Why?

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The only man in the room
should be the doctor.

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- Okay.
- All the dad needs to do

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is to make the money
and have a nice, thick belt

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for when it's time to teach
him a lesson.

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My dad hit me with a belt.

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Soon as I got big enough,

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I shot him.

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Wow, what a fun group for this,

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the most important day of my life.

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Don't worry,
fire department's on the job.

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Hear that, Jeffords?
We're gonna die in here.

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We're marked for death!

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Okay, calm down, I have an idea.

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When my parents would fight
and my dad got scary,

255
00:08:18,881 --> 00:08:20,675
I would take my little brother upstairs

256
00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,132
and to distract him,

257
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,795
I'd teach him dance moves.

258
00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:26,723
What kind of dance moves?

259
00:08:26,764 --> 00:08:28,106
Mostly '80s hip-hop.

260
00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,434
He loved Salt-N-Pepa.

261
00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:30,775
No, I won't be doing that.

262
00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,400
Salt and pepper, you say?

263
00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,986
Ugh, we haven't moved.
Why is there so much traffic?

264
00:08:40,028 --> 00:08:42,824
Stupid Uber, New York used to
be a paradise of open road.

265
00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,004
Try the siren again.

266
00:08:46,011 --> 00:08:48,960
In my day, people respected police.

267
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,955
They respect us;
they just have nowhere to go.

268
00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,499
God knows they won't go back
to their own country.

269
00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:54,959
Dotty, I really wish you
weren't such a big part

270
00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,627
- of my son's birth story.
- We should walk.

271
00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,759
It's only 27 blocks,
it's gotta be faster than this.

272
00:09:02,717 --> 00:09:04,260
I mean, it's a little bit faster.

273
00:09:04,302 --> 00:09:06,763
Is it? Hey, Dotty,
just weighing our options here.

274
00:09:06,804 --> 00:09:08,479
Have you ever been worn like a backpack?

275
00:09:08,552 --> 00:09:10,815
Okay, okay, you take the perp
back to the precinct.

276
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,483
- I'll stay here with her.
- Are you sure?

277
00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:13,811
Just remember to tell your son

278
00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,169
what Chee-Chee did here tonight.

279
00:09:15,897 --> 00:09:16,988
How you feeling about Chee-Chee

280
00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,316
having said it out loud a few times?

281
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,484
I am loving it!

282
00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:20,992
Help, help!

283
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,493
Jake, we don't have time.
We'll call it in.

284
00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:23,661
Let someone else handle it.

285
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:25,448
No, we can't ignore a cry for help.

286
00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:26,783
We can handcuff him to the railing

287
00:09:26,824 --> 00:09:28,117
Dotty, call out if you need anything.

288
00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:30,168
I'd feel safer if you just shot him.

289
00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,329
Dotty, no.

290
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,004
We're not gonna shoot him!

291
00:09:33,229 --> 00:09:35,006
Hey, what's the update from OEM

292
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,209
about the power coming back on?

293
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,508
Yeah, they're working on it. So, listen,

294
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:38,544
I've been timing your contractions.

295
00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:39,837
What? How?

296
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,554
I've been hiding them so well.

297
00:09:41,589 --> 00:09:42,840
No, you have not.

298
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,300
There's too much radio chatter.

299
00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:47,053
Let's try to keep non-emergency
communications down to a...

300
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,455
minimum.

301
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,857
They're happening every five minutes

302
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,685
and they're lasting 20 seconds.
Your baby's coming.

303
00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,229
It's still not active labor.

304
00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:58,196
Don't worry! I'm not gonna have the baby

305
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,031
here and get placenta all over your desk

306
00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,366
or whatever it is that you're afraid of.

307
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,534
Wait, is placenta something
that can get all over?

308
00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:04,904
Actually, technically...

309
00:10:04,946 --> 00:10:06,322
You know what, don't answer
that, I don't wanna know.

310
00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:08,942
I promise I will go
to the hospital as soon as...

311
00:10:11,046 --> 00:10:12,745
Amy, just make the noise.
You're not fooling anybody.

312
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,378
NYPD, you called for help?

313
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,171
Yes, my neighbor fell down the stairs.

314
00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:23,633
I think he hit his head real bad.

315
00:10:23,669 --> 00:10:26,039
Ah. It's a concussion, for sure.

316
00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:27,552
All right, we'll bring him
with us to the precinct.

317
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,594
Someone can help him there.

318
00:10:28,636 --> 00:10:29,895
- That'll slow us down.
- Yeah, but we should

319
00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:31,725
still make it as long as
nothing else goes wrong.

320
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,598
Oh, fun. Loud gunshots.

321
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,519
- What happened?
- She shot me!

322
00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:37,895
She shot me in the leg.

323
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,106
- You made a sudden motion.
- I sneezed!

324
00:10:40,148 --> 00:10:42,240
Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for?

325
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,569
To protect myself.

326
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,404
Cops are all wimps now.

327
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,906
My wife is having a baby

328
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:52,076
and I have to be there
to brush her hair.

329
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,786
I wasn't gonna brush her hair.

330
00:10:53,828 --> 00:10:54,948
You weren't?

331
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,248
All right, look,
Dotty, you're under arrest.

332
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,208
- Jake, we gotta go.
- I can't walk on this leg.

333
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,630
Great, then we're stuck here.

334
00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,243
We're never gonna make
it back to the precinct.

335
00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:04,545
Yeah we are. I have an idea.

336
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:10,261
- Pedal Pub coming through!
- I'm on my way, Amy!

337
00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:21,445
Thanks for letting us hijack
your bachelorette party.

338
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,852
Oh, it's what we do.

339
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,650
We're, like, so random.

340
00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:26,652
Yeah, in Red Bank, where we're from,

341
00:11:26,694 --> 00:11:29,572
everyone's like,
"Uh-oh, here comes trouble."

342
00:11:29,614 --> 00:11:30,955
Wait, we have to stop.

343
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,658
No, no, no... no stopping.
Why are we stopping?

344
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,459
I lost both my shoes back there.

345
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,497
I gotta go find them.

346
00:11:38,002 --> 00:11:39,057
Update.

347
00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:41,193
I still have one shoe on,

348
00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:42,919
but I think I broke my ankle.

349
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,671
But I'm gonna still try
to find the other one.

350
00:11:45,713 --> 00:11:47,513
Guys, this is taking way too long.

351
00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:49,182
When she gets back,
we have to pedal faster.

352
00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:51,010
Sorry, I have a gunshot wound in my leg.

353
00:11:51,052 --> 00:11:53,179
It didn't even hit bone, you sissy.

354
00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:56,140
Oh, if you're in pain,
here have some of this.

355
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,482
It's bubblegum flavored gin.

356
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,317
I can't. I'm two years sober.

357
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,645
What? No you're not. You got drunk

358
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,896
and crashed into the power plant.

359
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,148
Yeah, that was a relapse.
I fell off the wagon.

360
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,824
Okay, so you're clearly
lying, which means...

361
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,493
you planted the bottle of vodka.

362
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,154
Which means the crash
wasn't an accident.

363
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,781
And you caused the blackout
on purpose, why?

364
00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:12,830
I don't know what you're talking about.

365
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,367
I just drank too much and that was...

366
00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:16,501
She's fingering my wound!

367
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,836
Tell us what you're up to.

368
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,332
The banks! We're hitting
all the banks on Union.

369
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,340
- Dotty, stop.
- Please let go.

370
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,341
Dotty, that's against the law.

371
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,675
I am the law.

372
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,003
What made you like this?

373
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,213
All right, Charles. We gotta stop them.

374
00:12:27,249 --> 00:12:28,834
We can't. That's in the wrong direction.

375
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:30,670
- That's away from Amy.
- But it's near the hospital.

376
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,131
We can pedal down there,
stop the robberies,

377
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,467
and then I'll meet her
at First Presbyterian.

378
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,921
- That's perfect.
- Okay,

379
00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:38,734
so I didn't find my other shoe,
but I did meet Luis.

380
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,810
He told me he's Aquaman.

381
00:12:40,851 --> 00:12:42,991
Bit of a stretch,
but welcome to the team, Luis!

382
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:43,983
Let's do it!

383
00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,691
Okay, your contractions
are three minutes apart.

384
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,032
It's officially time to go
to the hospital.

385
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,067
Not yet.

386
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,036
Do you know how thin
your cervix is right now?

387
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,823
Yeah, I'm worried, so I started
reading the book

388
00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:55,199
I found on Jake's desk.

389
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:58,051
I do not want to be around
when page 53 happens!

390
00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,037
Hank wants to know
if we can cut emergency power

391
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:00,989
to the third floor.

392
00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:02,081
Let me talk to him.

393
00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:03,207
Hey!

394
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,382
If you page 53 in front me,

395
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,883
our relationship will never be the same.

396
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,143
Make sure you don't look at page 214.

397
00:13:08,629 --> 00:13:10,147
What? Why?

398
00:13:10,631 --> 00:13:14,058
Mosey forward, name in lights, butt pop.

399
00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:15,419
Comb your hair.

400
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,562
Now typing motion, pull it back.

401
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,432
Jump forward, pelvic pump.

402
00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:20,891
You got it!

403
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,560
Now, all we need to do
is run it all together

404
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,561
and do it at full speed.

405
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,687
I must say, Jeffords,

406
00:13:24,729 --> 00:13:26,022
this dancing is quite distracting.

407
00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:27,572
I've completely forgotten
that we're trapped here

408
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,906
in this death box

409
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:32,194
inspected by Bozo Beverly
between clown shows.

410
00:13:32,236 --> 00:13:34,078
You know what, sir? I don't think

411
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,216
you are thrusting your butt enough

412
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,909
before the name in lights.

413
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,295
Yes, yes. I felt that.

414
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,788
God, I love that note.

415
00:13:42,824 --> 00:13:44,302
Back to the top.

416
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,924
I'll count us in.
Five, six, seven, eight.

417
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,627
NYPD, put your hands in the air!

418
00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:50,303
You're under arrest.
We'll read you your rights

419
00:13:50,338 --> 00:13:51,861
on the Pedal Pub. Charles?

420
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,986
Come on, put on the zip-ties.
Move, move, move!

421
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,969
Hey, what's taking so long?

422
00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:59,603
Look, I can do it safely
or I can do it quickly.

423
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,106
- Do it quickly.
- Oh, I can't do it quickly.

424
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,893
You called my bluff.

425
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,943
Oh, the lights are on.

426
00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,606
? Spank that bottom spank that bo... ?

427
00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:13,358
We will never speak of this again.

428
00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:16,947
Status update: I called
in every officer I could.

429
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,789
I green-lit double shifts and overtime.

430
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,743
We're coordinating with the 9-6
on traffic control.

431
00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,411
We haven't processed anyone,
so there's a backlog of perps

432
00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:23,454
on the third floor,

433
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,373
and I have to go to the hospital
because my water broke.

434
00:14:25,409 --> 00:14:27,756
You're having a baby?
Amy, this is so wond...

435
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,013
We can just catch up
after the baby comes.

436
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,641
Wait, wait, wait, stop!
The power's back.

437
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:41,645
Oh, yuck, none of you are
cute with the lights fully on.

438
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,265
You wanna play mean girl, Kayla?

439
00:14:43,307 --> 00:14:45,649
Two can play at that game.
Let's talk about your bangs.

440
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:46,852
Charles, not now, I'm calling Amy.

441
00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:48,938
- Jake?
- Hey, Ames,

442
00:14:48,979 --> 00:14:50,481
I'm so sorry we're not there yet,

443
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,607
but a guy fell down the stairs,

444
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:52,650
and then the old lady shot a perp

445
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:53,984
and then we stopped a bank robbery...

446
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,653
- And I lost my shoe.
- And Kayla lost her shoe,

447
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:56,946
but we're almost to the hospital.

448
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:58,162
Are you there yet? What room are you in?

449
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,330
The break room.

450
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,664
What? Why?

451
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,160
There isn't enough time.
I have to have the baby here.

452
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,503
But me and my crazy crew
made it to the hospital.

453
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,997
That's our birth story!

454
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,522
Screw your birth story, just get here!

455
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,595
You're giving birth at the precinct?

456
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,745
- Is that safe?
- It's gonna be okay.

457
00:15:16,844 --> 00:15:18,409
There's a bunch of firefighters here.

458
00:15:18,445 --> 00:15:20,184
Right, and they're basically
just glorified EMTs

459
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,637
that live together
and sleep in bunk beds.

460
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,514
Jake, she's gonna be okay.

461
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,682
I just don't think
she can talk right now.

462
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,142
Okay, just tell her that I love her

463
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,184
and that I'll get there
as fast as I can.

464
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,978
Hey, Amy, can we have a second?

465
00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:31,021
Joe, I'm kind of in the
middle of something,

466
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:35,818
you [bleep]!

467
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:39,822
Oh yeah? Well [bleep] yourself!

468
00:15:39,864 --> 00:15:41,740
- All right, all right.
- Just come.

469
00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:43,133
We have something to show you.

470
00:15:47,538 --> 00:15:48,873
You made me a birthing suite?

471
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,000
We've been napping at work for 20 years.

472
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:53,884
We know how to create a
relaxing space in a police station.

473
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,386
- Gurney.
- Fire blankets.

474
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,797
Night stick for back massage.

475
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:59,758
- Soothing lighting.
- AKA Scully's fart candles.

476
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,867
I'm sorry I said you were
worthless in an emergency.

477
00:16:01,984 --> 00:16:03,262
You two really came through.

478
00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:04,562
It's just nice to have a win

479
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,126
after what we went through today.

480
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,893
So many deviled eggs were lost,
and for what?

481
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,728
Hey, hey, you can't focus on that.

482
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,521
There were hundreds of
meatballs that were eaten

483
00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:14,356
- because of you!
- I could've eaten more.

484
00:16:14,398 --> 00:16:15,691
- Just one more!
- Guys?

485
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:18,068
Not now, Amy.

486
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,528
How am I going to get back
to the precinct?

487
00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,911
This thing is way too slow.

488
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,740
Not if we all band together
and pedal like hell.

489
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,241
It's not gonna happen, Charles.

490
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,785
Dotty's asleep,
Kayla's flirting with Luis,

491
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:28,537
and Briana's peeing in a trash can.

492
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:29,914
That's illegal, Briana.

493
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,144
Oh, you know you love it.

494
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,262
I'm gonna miss the birth of my son.

495
00:16:34,668 --> 00:16:36,082
No, you're not.

496
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:37,636
Look, I didn't want to have to do this,

497
00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:39,423
but there is someone I can call.

498
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,453
Who?

499
00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,011
Hello, Peanut Butter.

500
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,268
I know we don't see eye-to-eye.

501
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,429
But we gotta put that behind us

502
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,597
because my friend here...

503
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,556
Charles, the horse was a great idea

504
00:16:47,598 --> 00:16:48,606
but we don't have time for you

505
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,767
to have a heart-to-heart with it.

506
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,108
Sorry, I'm just very emotional, Jake.

507
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,145
Take care of my friend,
you four-legged bastard!

508
00:16:55,439 --> 00:16:56,649
You know, now that I'm up here,

509
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:57,781
I realize I don't know
how to ride a horse.

510
00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:59,283
It's probably pretty
self-explanatory, right?

511
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,153
- Yah!
- Oh, no!

512
00:17:01,195 --> 00:17:04,121
Move! Everyone move, I don't
know how to ride a horse!

513
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,453
Okay, Amy.
I know you're in a lot of pain,

514
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,829
but we don't have any meds here.

515
00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,248
You just gotta try not to focus on it.

516
00:17:12,289 --> 00:17:14,131
- Can you distract her?
- I got this.

517
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,467
Hey, Amy, they come out
with any new binders recently?

518
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,920
I don't want to talk
about binders, Rosa.

519
00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:18,921
All right, that was my big gun.

520
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:20,130
She's just gonna feel this.

521
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,199
Not necessarily.

522
00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:22,445
I was just checking to see
if there was anything

523
00:17:22,481 --> 00:17:23,511
we could do to help.

524
00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:25,967
And I hate to say it,
but I think there is.

525
00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:28,407
Oh, you think he's gonna
get me drugs from evidence?

526
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,141
Uh, no.

527
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,817
Something way weirder is happening.

528
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,103
Hit it, Jeffords.

529
00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:39,859
? Ah, push it ?

530
00:17:41,569 --> 00:17:44,029
? Ah, push it ?

531
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,366
- ? Get up on this ?
- ? Ah, push it ?

532
00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:50,950
I am definitely distracted.

533
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:06,343
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

534
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,053
I can see the head. Rosa, get over here.

535
00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:09,471
I'm gonna need a second set of hands.

536
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:10,389
No, no, no, she really doesn't wanna

537
00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:11,473
be down on that end.

538
00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:12,641
No, it's okay. I got this.

539
00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:13,684
I can close my eyes, right?

540
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,185
- Keep them open.
- Oh, damn it.

541
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,694
Just keep pushing, you're almost there.

542
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,188
Oh, but Jake's not here yet.

543
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,363
Yes I am! I'm here.

544
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,567
- Oh, Jake.
- I can't believe I made it.

545
00:18:21,609 --> 00:18:22,735
I'm gonna see the birth of my...

546
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,528
We're on page 53!

547
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,030
Babe, we're on page 53.

548
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,037
I know!

549
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,073
I rode a horse.

550
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:38,018
Well, we did it, Ames.

551
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,547
We made the world's hottest baby.

552
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,052
Say cute, Jake,

553
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,298
Nope. This kid is liquid fire.

554
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,725
Crazy to think that
in just 17 short years

555
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,053
he's gonna be 6'7"

556
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,763
and the number one draft pick
for the Knicks.

557
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:53,557
Aw, and that he's gonna
pass up that opportunity

558
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,134
to pursue his true passion...

559
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,734
library sciences.

560
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,895
Well the important thing is,

561
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,485
- we'll support him no matter what.
- Hmm.

562
00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,819
Even if he's a huge, huge, nerd.

563
00:19:01,855 --> 00:19:03,303
Especially then.

564
00:19:05,069 --> 00:19:07,037
Are we gonna be okay at this?

565
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,246
I mean, this entire day

566
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,367
felt like a warning from the universe.

567
00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:12,416
I almost missed the birth,

568
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,786
we had our baby at the precinct,

569
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,419
a firefighter touched our child.

570
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,755
- You washed him off?
- Yeah, but I'll always know.

571
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,653
Babe, we talked about this.

572
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,919
Everyone balances work and kids.

573
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,761
Yeah, but everyone's not a cop.

574
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,225
True, but...

575
00:19:25,506 --> 00:19:28,143
when our son wants to hear
about the day he was born,

576
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,580
we get to tell him that his dad

577
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,368
helped a bunch of people

578
00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,884
and foiled a bank robbery.

579
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,694
Guess that was kind of cool.

580
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,479
And his mom managed
a city-wide emergency

581
00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:41,980
while actually giving birth.

582
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,172
I'm proud for our son
to have you as a dad.

583
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,076
Me too.

584
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,657
For you to be the mom.

585
00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:53,828
I wasn't just agreeing with the
nice thing you said about me.

586
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,786
I love you.

587
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,961
Love you too.

588
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,790
Oh, my God, he's beautiful.

589
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,084
Oh, Jake, he's got your face.

590
00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:04,195
Charles, meet Mac.

591
00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:05,796
Short for McClane.

592
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,180
As in Shirley? I love it.

593
00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,457
No, as in John, from "Die Hard."

594
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:12,476
I mean, they're both incredibly cool.

595
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:13,470
Only one Oscar winner.

596
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,347
Thanks for getting Jake there in time.

597
00:20:15,389 --> 00:20:16,849
Oh, don't thank me.

598
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,810
The real hero is
Lieutenant Peanut Butter.

599
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,678
No, it was all you, Charles.

600
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,057
Or should I say...

601
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,273
- Uncle Charles.
- Chee-Chee.

602
00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:25,524
Don't ruin this moment for yourself.

603
00:20:25,566 --> 00:20:26,786
Uncle Charles it is.

604
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:29,952
- How's he doing?
- He's perfect.

605
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,363
- I see you changed.
- Oh yeah.

606
00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:33,323
That other outfit had a lot
of afterbirth on it.

607
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,832
Also during-birth and pre-birth.

608
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,993
The point is I burned it.

609
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,286
Thanks for staying by my side.

610
00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:38,836
I know it wasn't easy for you.

611
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,456
It was worth it. I'm Auntie Ro-Ro.

612
00:20:40,497 --> 00:20:42,673
She gets to be Ro-Ro? Incredible.

613
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,710
I've thrown seven years away for this.

614
00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:46,270
Captain, Lieutenant,

615
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,387
the dance was great,

616
00:20:48,422 --> 00:20:50,600
and it really helped, thank you.

617
00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:52,092
Dance? What dance?

618
00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:53,517
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

619
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,887
Mommy brain much?

620
00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:57,473
Captain Holt and I did
a hip-hop dance routine.

621
00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:58,491
Oh.

622
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:00,853
I see. You know what?

623
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,352
I don't even care that I missed it,

624
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:05,355
because right now, I am holding my son,

625
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,482
and there's nothing more important

626
00:21:06,523 --> 00:21:07,399
in the world than that.

627
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:08,866
I have a video, if you wanna see it.

628
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,527
Amy, hold this baby.
Rosa, give me that phone.

629
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,695
Give me that phone.

630
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,703
Everyone wash your hands.

631
00:21:14,844 --> 00:21:18,844
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