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D'oh!

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Flanders.

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Hmm.

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Maybe we should find a new playground.

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Oh. Well, this looks nice.

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Har-har.

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Shady trees,

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bathrooms with doors

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and that loopy-loop slide

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dumps you out on soft recycled tires.

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Oh, Pirellis.

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Oh, look! It's your friend Hudson.

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My son seems to really
like your daughter.

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- Courtney.
- Marge.

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Is that ironic or retro?

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It's my name.

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They're having so much fun.

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- Is she free for a playdate tomorrow?
- Yes.

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Has she been in the same
room as a peanut recently?

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- No.
- Can I check off her vaccinations?

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TB? DTaP? Measles-mumps-rubella?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Breast or bottle?

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Bottle, but I'm not a monster.

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I can bring cookies.

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White sugar. That's hilarious.

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I'll have to tell my
partner you said that.

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Well, I'm gonna tell my
partner you mocked white sugar.

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See you tomorrow.

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Pancakes are on the table, Homie.

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And flapjacks will be
ready in a few minutes.

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Marge, I'm trying to lose weight.

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Pancakes will be fine.

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Are you sure?

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I have to face facts.
In some small ways,

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I've let myself go.

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What's wrong? Who died?

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We're worried you will.

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We want you to live longer, Dad.

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Never what I want.

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Fine. You know what, skip the pancakes.

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I'll just have...

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a grapefruit to go.

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I didn't see the moon landing
or the fall of the Berlin Wall,

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but I did see my father
take a grapefruit to go.

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Thanks a lot, pal!

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You cost us the pennant!

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Yeah, right there!

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Ah, yesterday's pizza.

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I've been dreaming about you, my friend.

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While I slept, I said, "Extra large."

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But I told my wife I said, "Sexy Marge."

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Oh, why didn't I put on
my pizza-eating gloves?

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Oh...

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Where are you, Homer?

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Burns just called a staff meeting.

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The only seats are next to him.

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Oh, God, I need a miracle.

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Hey, why don't you bring a
balloon to your coworkers?

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They're like kites
without the hard work.

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How long have you been selling balloons?

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It's an interesting story.

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? Well, this is a story
of a poor mountain man ?

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? Spoke worse English
than Mr. Jackie Chan ?

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? Then one day,
he was tendin' to his still ?

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? Heard a hissing sound and
his pants began to fill ?

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Helium.

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See-through gold.

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Symbol, H-E.

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? Well, the first thing you know... ?

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He's gone.

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My best friend is gone.

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I want you to know

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that the coworker you
thought was Chip Incognito

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was actually me undercover.

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Sorry I'm late, everybody.
Here, have a balloon.

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Simpson, Mr. Burns is a Fortune 500 CEO.

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- He's not going to...
- Quiet, you fool.

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Mmm. Pure, uncut helium.

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Thanks to birthday balloons,
rarer than ever.

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Smithers, might I remind you
we pay a fortune

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for helium to cool our reactors?

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Right as always, sir.

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That price is sky-high!

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Where did you get this?

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Oh, the bumpkin I got it from
has tons of it.

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But I got to warn you...

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he has no idea of what it's worth.

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Excellent.

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How I love a good swindle.

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What do you think?

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He called on me!

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Bah. As for you, Simpson,
Employee of the Month.

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So, Marge,

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I killed it at the staff meeting today.

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The key is preparation.

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Something amazing has
happened to Maggie.

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She's in love.

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Aw.

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If this gets any cuter, I'm gonna bust.

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Aw! Ooh!

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Aw...!

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Cletus, get the dang door!

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I can't very well answer the
door with an unloaded shotgun,

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can I, woman?

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Howdy, neighbor.

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May I offer you some
Manhattan squirrel chowder?

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You smell like indoor plumbin'.

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Mm. He's onto us.

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No need to pretend we're inbred hicks.

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No offense, goober.

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None taken.

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All right, Spuckler,
you've got helium, which I want.

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I've got what you want,

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a tin cup filled with dimes.

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Let's make a deal.

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Now, hold on.

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I likes to have a drink with a feller

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beforen I make a busy-ness deal.

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I have imbibed every intoxicant

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from sweet Yale beer
to Flint, Michigan water.

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Do your worst.

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Absolutely no effect upon my...

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Sir, maybe this Spuckler fellow

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is a little smarter than we thought.

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Nonsense.

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Ow!

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Hmm. Perhaps it takes an
idiot to catch an idiot.

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Hello! Could I get a little help?

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I dropped my sandwich in here.

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You and Mr. Spuckler will
enter into what the hoi polloi

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called a "friendship,"

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then use that friendship
to destroy his life

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from the inside out.

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I don't know. He's got kids.

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I can't cheat a family
out of their home.

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Mm-hmm. But you're perfectly fine

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cheating me out of their home.

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Oh. You're trying to confuse me.

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I got to get out. Where's the trap door?

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Save me.

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You know Weinstein from Accounting.

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If you're confused,

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perhaps these two gentlemen
can clarify things.

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This fellow loves inflicting pain.

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And this fellow loves to laugh

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while he watches this
one produce the pain.

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Are you the pain guy or the laugh guy?

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Answer the question.

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D'oh!

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Hello?

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Maggie Simpson here for a playdate.

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Hudson's on a conference call.

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I'll buzz you in.

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You have a lovely home.

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What is this floor made out of?

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The tile was a Venetian church

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which we dismantled,
shipped over by small boat

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and had lovingly installed
by a 99-year-old I.M. Pei.

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That sounds pricey.

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No, the toilet is pricey.

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The plumbers we hired to
replace it are very inefficient.

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Let's go, you little runts.

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What? Are your diapers full?

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Would you like some coffee
as you fill out a sexual history?

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Sexual history?

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So our babies can be friends?

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Here's mine.

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All right.

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Cream, no sugar.

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So unusual to see a baby
with a pacifier these days.

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Your baby has such interesting hair.

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You don't mind that I
babyproofed your baby

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- from my baby, do you?
- Yes, I do.

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Very much.

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Maggie, let's go. Now.

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And we're not coming back.

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Whatcha doing there, friend?

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Good to see you again.

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- A-yup.
- A-yup.

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Nothing like a good "a-yup"

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- to put a man at ease.
- A-yup.

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- A-yup.
- A-yup.

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- A-yup.
- A-nope.

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I mean, a-yup.

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Say, friend,

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looks like you're working awful hard

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to suck the helium into
them thar Mylar balloons.

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Oh, it's powerful tiresome.

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But the Lord done put
helium under my feet,

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and I must not spill it into the sky.

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Now, listen.

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Explain that you have a way
to make his life easier.

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Pretend it's your idea.

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He's stupid enough to
believe you have an idea.

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Say, "What if I told you

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there was a way to
harvest that noble gas?"

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"What if I told you there was
a way to harvest that noble gas

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without the strain on
your mouth puffer."

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I'd say, "Aw, pshaw,"

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but then I'd follow it with a "Go on."

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- Excellent.
- "Excellent."

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No, don't say excellent.

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"No, don't say excellent."

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No, don't say that, either.

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"No, don't say that, either."

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- Just shut up.
- "Just shut up."

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I'll have to mull your proposal,

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especially that last crazy part.

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You just saved me a passel of work.

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Now I can spend more
time making more family.

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Homer J. Simpson.

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Cletus Delroy Montfort
Bigglesworth Spuckler.

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Now, let's go yonder

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and get ourselves a mess of catfish.

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All right, I'm gonna get my arm
so deep into that catfish hole,

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that ole chucklehead just bites my bone.

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Easy-peasy.

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Now, don't scare him.
It sours up the flavor.

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It's licking my eye.

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- Is it dead?
- Mm-hmm.

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Thank you.

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All right, nothing like
a good ole Spuckler family fish fry.

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Dear Lord, thank you for bringing

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this hairless swamp beast our way.

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- Aw.
- His wisdom regarding your mystery balloon gas

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has helped us Spucklers
become a two-radio family.

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Homer, I want to be your partner.

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Seal the deal with a
hillbilly handshake.

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Come on.

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I consider you family now,

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which is not really
that select a circle.

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Excellent.

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Where'd that come from?

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Well done, Simpson.
We'll take him for everything

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except the couch on his lawn.

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Well, but we're family.

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Couldn't you just screw him half over?

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No one screws anyone half over.

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It's like having half a billion dollars.

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What's the point of that?

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What's up?

249
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I think we're both upset,

250
00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,657
but I'm worried you're gonna talk first.

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No, you go ahead.

252
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I'm supposed to screw over a guy

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that's only been nice to me.

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I'm denying Maggie happiness

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because I can't stand
the mother of her friend.

256
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Aw. Maggie'll be fine.

257
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I just played with her.

258
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She still thinks I've got her nose.

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Wait, where'd I put it?

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Not here. No. No.

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Oh, look what you found.

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_

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I have something I need to tell you.

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Hudson had a birthday party,

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but I didn't tell you, so you missed it.

266
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,293
I can explain.

267
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:48,721
That other mom was just so annoying

268
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:51,673
with her aerial silks
and those yoga pants.

269
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,870
She does Pilates, not yoga.

270
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,806
She made me feel bad about myself.

271
00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:59,315
You get it, right? Right?

272
00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:10,053
Get this contract signed, Simpson.

273
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,277
- Or what?
- Hmm.

274
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:13,395
Perhaps you need a little
taste of what's in store.

275
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:14,921
Ow!

276
00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:17,783
Sorry, Smithers.

277
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,902
We didn't want to leave a
mark that Cletus could see.

278
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,954
But you could've warned me first.

279
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,622
Fair enough. Watch your back.

280
00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:31,108
Well, if it ain't my bestest friend

281
00:15:31,132 --> 00:15:32,915
on God's flat Earth.

282
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:35,000
- Oh.
- So, what's in your hand?

283
00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:37,878
Some sort of a friendship certificate?

284
00:15:37,955 --> 00:15:39,305
Uh, you know, just something

285
00:15:39,382 --> 00:15:42,216
to put our partnership on the up-and-up.

286
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:45,386
Hey, what's more up-and-up
than the helium business?

287
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,848
- Ain't you gonna read it?
- I trust you,

288
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:53,102
like a sheep trusts a friendly wolf.

289
00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,275
I signs with an "X"

290
00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:03,037
'cause that's the kind of iPhone I got.

291
00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:05,476
And now for the second slash

292
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,907
that makes it official.

293
00:16:06,984 --> 00:16:08,834
Oh, I need a straightedge.

294
00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:11,315
Straight-Edge! Get over here, boy!

295
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,255
Yes, Daddy.

296
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,342
I can't do it.

297
00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:21,422
- You done floated my mark-maker.
- I won't

298
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:24,328
let you sign it.
It's all a trick to steal your helium.

299
00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:28,262
You was gonna steal from
a man what has 29 kids?

300
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,501
30. 31!

301
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:32,691
Yeah, but I told you
before it was too late.

302
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:38,313
Okay, we're still buddies.

303
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,677
Getting mad at city folk for lying

304
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,943
is like getting mad at your six-year-old

305
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,684
for not cleaning her gun.

306
00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:47,156
- Put her there.
- Uh, that's your left hand.

307
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,158
They's both left hands.

308
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,188
Simpson, you fool.

309
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:53,045
I hope you kissed your
wife well this morning,

310
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:54,955
because it will be the last one.

311
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:56,215
Well, it was a medium.

312
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,591
Part of it hit her ear.

313
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,128
Hey, you harm my friend,

314
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:03,130
you ain't getting
balloon one of my helium.

315
00:17:03,207 --> 00:17:04,465
And I mean ever.

316
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,036
Quite the dilemma.

317
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:09,011
Smithers, solve this if you
don't want another kick.

318
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,396
Cletus, about your helium.

319
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:12,543
What if we paid you a fair price?

320
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,567
County fair or state fair?

321
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:16,351
I can't lose to someone so stupid.

322
00:17:16,428 --> 00:17:17,862
Goons, get him.

323
00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:27,488
We'll pay you what's right.

324
00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:31,083
We have a deal.
Have your people call my basset hound.

325
00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:34,753
Well, this'll help you forget
your billionaire troubles.

326
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,298
Have a toke on this, friend.

327
00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:40,926
Help me! Help me!

328
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,094
You'll rue the day.

329
00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:44,241
Smithers, power lines!

330
00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:50,269
Oh, Maggie.

331
00:17:50,346 --> 00:17:52,888
You're too young to be
miserable the rest of your life.

332
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,251
In this rom-com,

333
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,517
I am not going to be the mean mother.

334
00:17:56,593 --> 00:17:59,089
Let's go.

335
00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:17,963
You know, the one thing
we have in common

336
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,610
is we're willing to pretend

337
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,134
that we like each other
for our children.

338
00:18:22,211 --> 00:18:24,303
To that, I say, "Kiss-kiss."

339
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:56,451
? Ooh, we're sharing some grits ?

340
00:18:56,528 --> 00:19:00,673
? Yours has butter,
mine has possum gravy ?

341
00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:03,250
? We're pals, so I eat your weird food ?

342
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:04,960
? Woo-hoo-hoo ?

343
00:19:05,037 --> 00:19:08,992
? Ooh, you're making me fat now, Homer ?

344
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:12,226
? I don't have long to live ?

345
00:19:13,412 --> 00:19:16,188
? Ooh, you're the best friend ?

346
00:19:16,265 --> 00:19:18,599
? That I ever had ?

347
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:22,673
? You're the one who
keeps my balloons flyin' ?

348
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:26,532
? You're my moonshine,
and I want you to know ?

349
00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:29,012
? That I'm not sniffing glue ?

350
00:19:29,036 --> 00:19:32,683
? I really love you ?

351
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:36,792
? Oh, you're my best friend ?

352
00:19:37,953 --> 00:19:42,192
? Ooh, you gave me your tooth ?

353
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:46,218
? I love that you're
whittlin' a stool for me ?

354
00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:50,534
? I need two, one for each cheek ?

355
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:54,727
? Two, you'll have 'em
next week, now, Homer ?

356
00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:59,398
? Cool, let's pee in the creek ?

357
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:02,067
? Ooh, you're a mountain man ?

358
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:04,881
? Who lives off the grid ?

359
00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:08,273
? You chased off Burns with a shotgun ?

360
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,220
? That was such fun ?

361
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,889
? And I love to drink ?

362
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:15,322
? The methanol ?

363
00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:18,417
? From your still ?

364
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:22,588
? Ooh, you're my best friend ?

365
00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:25,832
? Ooh, you're my best friend ?

366
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:30,407
? Ooh, I might not live ?

367
00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:34,383
? Ooh, you're my best friend. ?

368
00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:21,188
Shh!

369
00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:26,960
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