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In some cities, cars are status symbols,

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but out here in the middle,

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it's sensible people with sensible cars.

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Ta-da!

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What is this?

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You tired of getting
eight miles a gallon,

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you wanted four?

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I'm a school bus driver!

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Wow. So, when did this happen?

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Well, you guys have been
pressuring me to get a job,

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so I got a job.

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What do you mean?
We didn't pressure you.

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We haven't said a word since
you've been home from Europe.

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I know, which is actually more annoying

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than when you say something.

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You guys are always sharing looks.

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We don't share looks.

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Okay. I get it.

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I'm not an irresponsible
college kid anymore,

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so now, I am a contributing
member of society

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with a job and a salary,

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but I don't get paid for two more weeks,

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so I need you to spot me a $20.

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Oh, my God! You're doing it again!

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Look, Axl, we're very proud
that you got a job

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and, frankly,
more than a little relieved,

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but you worked hard to get
yourself a business degree.

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I know!

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That's the whole point
of this sweet gig.

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I am free to go on interviews
in the business world.

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You're going on interviews
with your little hairdo there?

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Oh, my God.

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Step into the twenty-teens, grandpa.

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They're not gonna judge me on my hair,

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but I wish they would.

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You know how much discipline it took...

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...to grow this thing out?

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Employers look for that.

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Ta-da!

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Say hello to your new bus driver.

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What happened to Rhonda?

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She was using her rifle as a crutch.

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She shot her foot off.

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- The other one?!
- Eh.

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Oh.

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No offense, Axl,

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I don't want you to be my bus driver.

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This is my big sophomore year.

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I'm a single man now,

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and the bus is a traveling meat market.

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In the winter,
when it gets dark by 4:00,

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that's when things happen.

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Look, if we're gonna do this,

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I can't have you cramping my style.

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You don't look at me.
You don't talk to me.

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Hey, you stay behind that white line

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and don't bring any gum or
hazardous materials on this bus

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and we'll be just fine.

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Saw that!

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Lexie, do you realize

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this is the first year
we are coming back to school

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not full of indecision?

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We have our own apartment!

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No crappy dorm room, no bin.

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I got all the classes I wanted,

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I've got a super cute boyfriend,

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and my dad got us that machine

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that makes fro-yo out of bananas.

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You know it's gonna be an awesome year

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because I've already labeled it!

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"2017/18 is Gonna Be
Heaventeen/Great-teen,

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AKA Makin' It Happen,
Takin' No Prisoners...

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Sue Heck in Da House!"

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Unfortunately, Sue Heck wasn't
the only one in da house.

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Knock, knock.

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Oh, hey, Nancy.

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Hey, Frankie.

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An Orson time capsule
chairwoman's job is never done.

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I had to take a peek at each
capsule before the big burying,

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and I'm sorry to say you're not allowed

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to put in anything with liquid.

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Liquid? What liquid?

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Oh. Sue's snow globe.

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Oh, no, this was a mistake.

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This should never have gone in there.

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Sorry about that.

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No worries.

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You can't believe what I've seen.

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One guy tried to put in his long johns.

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Can you imagine?

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The city of Orson
digging it up in 100 years,

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thinking we were all perverts!

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We'll find something else.

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Maybe I should put in our gas bill.

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Then they can hound my descendents.

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I always admire your ability

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to laugh in the face of adversity.

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Ooh, why don't you ever wear this scarf?

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It's beautiful.

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Really? You think it's beautiful?

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You think it's a scarf?

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Oh, it's so pretty. I love it.

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You know what? Take it.

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No. I couldn't.

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No, really.

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It's been hanging there for years.

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Somebody should enjoy it.

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Frankie, I can't remember

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the last time I got something this nice.

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I'm gonna steam-clean it,
and then I'm gonna wear it.

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Living here?

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What do you mean you're living here?

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I mean, I start a new job on Monday,

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and I Therebnb'd this place
till November.

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I'm sorry, but there must be
some kind of a mistake.

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We never Therebnb'd our apartment.

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All we did was sublet it for the summer

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to Derek and Andy.

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Well, Derek and Andy
Therebnb'd it to me, and...

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I've got a contract.

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But my name's on the lease.

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But my name's on this contract.

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But we have nowhere else to go!

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Look, you seem like reasonably nice,

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if overly excitable, girls,

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but I'm running out of patience here.

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You got a problem,

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take it up with Derek or Andy
or my lawyer,

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but I've got this place
through November,

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and I'm staying through November.

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But...

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What...

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I can't believe this.

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How are we sleeping in our cars

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when we have a perfectly nice apartment?

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Well, what are we supposed to do?

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It's not like we can tell
our building manager.

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I'm not sure we were
even allowed to sublet.

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Why wouldn't you let me call my dad?

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Are you sure you don't want
to call your dad?

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Lexie, we are almost 21.

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We have to lean into our power as women

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and take care of this on our own.

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We are gonna go over there
after class today

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and be firm and strong
and get our apartment back.

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Oh, and I heard
people listen to women more

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if they speak in a lower vocal register.

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Like this?

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No, that's sexy.

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More like this.

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Oh.

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That sounds like you're burping.

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I am a little I'm nervous.

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Guess who?

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Here's a hint...

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she's wearing a beautiful scarf

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from the best neighbor in the world.

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Aww.

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Hey, I don't remember it being purple.

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I know.

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It turned into a whole nother
color when I cleaned it.

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So, as a thank you,

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I spent all afternoon
baking my special apple pie.

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I don't even make it
for the school anymore.

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It causes riots.

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Oh, Nancy, you didn't have to do that.

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Oh, I wanted to. Well, I got to run.

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Ron likes to meet
at Chili's for happy hour.

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Keeps the spark alive.

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Usually I just go as Nancy,
but tonight, maybe I'll be...

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Yolanda.

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Wow.

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That's a lot to know.

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She gone?

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You're such a baby.

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Yeah, a baby that didn't
have to talk to anybody.

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Mmm.

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Mmm. What's that smell?

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You get apple pie air freshener?

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No, I got apple pie.

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What?

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Nancy gave it to me
'cause I gave her my scarf.

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You have a scarf?

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I had a scarf. Now I have pie.

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Mmm.

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Oh. Mmm.

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Am I crying?

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I feel like I'm crying.

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Maybe it's just the saliva
welling up to my eyes.

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How do people not believe in God?

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Oh.

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Hey, maybe if I keep giving Nancy stuff,

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she'll keep making us food.

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We do do that a lot.

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Crap. That's Axl.

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- I'm not sharing this pie with him.
- Mnh-mnh.

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He'll scarf it down like an animal.

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Mm. Let's eat it in the bathroom.

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Mm-hmm.

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No, no, no. Don't you hold it!

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Just keep your mouth open.
I'm dropping stuff.

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Come on. Come on!

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- Come on. Give me a bite.
- Nope.

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Sue felt empowered. They had a plan.

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She was gonna stand tall
and get her apartment back.

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Yep, everything was falling into place.

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Hello. I'm Professor Mark Beckett.

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Welcome to Statistics 204.

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Oh, my...

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If I tell you something,

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you promise you won't regale
your bus driver buddies later

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with stories about me?

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Brick, even if I had bus driver buddies,

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I wouldn't risk losing them
by telling 'em lame stories

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about my boring brother
and his dorky life.

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So, go on. This is a safe space.

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Well, as you may have observed,

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this route isn't exactly

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the rolling meat market I had hoped.

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Sophomore year is nothing like
they make it seem in the movies,

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and it's quite possible

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that my breaking up with Cindy
was a terrible idea.

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Yeah, you're gonna die alone.
No question.

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And to top it off,

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Career Exploration Day is coming up

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where everyone's parents show up
and talk about their jobs,

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but no parents will be there for me,

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which means I won't get
the extra credit points,

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and of course, there's
the obvious emotional damage...

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Mom will do it.

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She'll wear a big purse

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and hit the janitor's closet
for cleaning supplies.

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Mom's not allowed to come

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since that whole thing
with 8th grade graduation

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where she threatened
to burn the school down.

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She's on some district-wide list.

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Well, ask Dad.

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If Dad didn't do it for you and Sue,

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you know he's not doing it for me.

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Sometimes I think
I hear him run out the back door

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when I come home.

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Look, I know it's not his thing,

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but if you just told him
it's important to you,

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he'll do it.

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You really think so? It's in their DNA.

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Goes way back to, like,
the dinosaur days

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when the mama and papa dinosaur

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would protect the baby dinosaurs

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from people who'd try to put 'em
in museums and stuff.

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Hmm. I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

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But thanks, Axl. I'm gonna ask Dad.

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Great.

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You know, a bus driver's
a lot like a bartender

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in that, uh...

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I was gonna tell you.

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Then why do you only have one fork?

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It's more romantic?

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Look, I know I was joking when I said

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we should trade the stuff
in our house for Nancy's food,

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but then, just for the hell of it,

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I thought I'd give it a try.

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So I gave her the good rake,
and half an hour later, voilą!

264
00:09:06,699 --> 00:09:08,213
Casserole!

265
00:09:08,238 --> 00:09:09,975
Wait. The rake with the brown handle?

266
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,008
That was the Norwoods'.

267
00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,214
Whatever.

268
00:09:12,239 --> 00:09:14,151
I am telling you,
I am on to something, here.

269
00:09:14,176 --> 00:09:15,740
I mean, think about it... we got a house

270
00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:17,258
full of crap we need to get rid of,

271
00:09:17,283 --> 00:09:19,265
and Nancy loves
doing nice things for people.

272
00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,644
It's a victimless crime.

273
00:09:20,669 --> 00:09:21,885
Except for the Norwoods,

274
00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,648
but they had to know
when they loaned us that rake

275
00:09:23,673 --> 00:09:24,610
it was never coming back.

276
00:09:24,722 --> 00:09:25,938
Just give me the fork.

277
00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:30,426
Oh, Lexie, Lexie!

278
00:09:30,451 --> 00:09:31,562
Oh, good, you're here. I...

279
00:09:31,587 --> 00:09:32,699
Okay, remember,
I'm good cop, you're bad cop.

280
00:09:32,932 --> 00:09:33,723
Let's do this.

281
00:09:33,794 --> 00:09:35,262
Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.

282
00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:37,060
Lexie, did you not get any of my texts?

283
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,385
What is this?
I thought I made myself clear.

284
00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:42,951
- I know.
- Mm-hmm.

285
00:09:43,057 --> 00:09:45,004
We understand how difficult it must be

286
00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:47,428
to move to a new town
and to find an apartment...

287
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,713
So, no worries.
Stay as long as you want.

288
00:09:49,738 --> 00:09:51,210
Uh...

289
00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:52,994
Sue, uh, isn't there something
else you wanted to say?

290
00:09:53,019 --> 00:09:55,383
You know, something firm and strong

291
00:09:55,408 --> 00:09:57,076
and in a low-register voice?

292
00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:58,490
Nope, no, no.

293
00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,557
Nothing comes to mind at the moment.

294
00:09:59,582 --> 00:10:00,623
Buh-bye, now!

295
00:10:00,648 --> 00:10:01,620
Stop.

296
00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,205
I saw you today.

297
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,457
No.

298
00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:06,185
You're in my 3:30 lecture, aren't you?

299
00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:07,912
The girl in the front
with the sparkly notebook.

300
00:10:09,057 --> 00:10:10,585
It's not that sparkly.

301
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,313
Just when the light hits it.

302
00:10:12,338 --> 00:10:14,702
But, isn't it crazy that
you're my statistics professor?

303
00:10:14,727 --> 00:10:16,708
What are the odds of that?

304
00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:17,706
I guess you could tell me.

305
00:10:17,731 --> 00:10:18,807
Ha!

306
00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,605
I don't know.

307
00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,756
But here's something I can tell you...

308
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,031
the odds of me taking

309
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,793
one step out of this place
before November are...

310
00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:27,485
Hang on. Let me calculate that.

311
00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:29,527
Oh, right. Zero.

312
00:10:31,813 --> 00:10:33,341
On the upside,

313
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,212
the sun is like nature's alarm clock.

314
00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:36,250
Shut up.

315
00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:40,534
Dad, can I bother you?

316
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,585
Highly likely.

317
00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:45,461
Um, my Life Skills class
is having this career day

318
00:10:45,486 --> 00:10:47,781
where parents come and talk
about their jobs.

319
00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:50,204
I know it's probably something
you wouldn't want to do,

320
00:10:50,229 --> 00:10:53,845
but it's been a little tough
for me so far this year.

321
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:56,582
No girlfriend,
no social scene on the bus.

322
00:10:56,607 --> 00:10:59,005
And the freshmen are all taller than me.

323
00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:01,603
Anyway, I think
it could be fun if you came.

324
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,844
If you want.

325
00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:05,824
So there it is.

326
00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:08,181
No whoops, no whispers,

327
00:11:08,746 --> 00:11:12,595
just a boy standing in front of a dad

328
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,908
asking him to speak
at Career Exploration Day.

329
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,038
No.

330
00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:25,780
After five days of sleeping in her car,

331
00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:27,856
Sue decided... professor or not...

332
00:11:27,881 --> 00:11:29,653
she had to get her apartment back.

333
00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:32,512
And the only way to do that
was to be a strong woman.

334
00:11:32,537 --> 00:11:35,475
So she sought out the best
drama coach she knew.

335
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,516
Okay, let's ease in with a scene

336
00:11:37,541 --> 00:11:38,826
from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane."

337
00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:40,763
Are you okay with hair pulling?
'Cause I am if it's for art.

338
00:11:40,788 --> 00:11:41,759
Actually, I just wanted

339
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,139
to practice what I was gonna say,

340
00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:44,762
so I need you to be Professor Beckett.

341
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:45,829
Got it. What's he like?

342
00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:46,827
Just be mean.

343
00:11:46,852 --> 00:11:48,867
Mean. I'm a mean man.

344
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,069
Go. Go now. I'm there.

345
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,142
Professor Beckett, there is no doubt

346
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,914
this is an untenable situation
for both of us,

347
00:11:56,939 --> 00:11:58,224
but I just want to be clear

348
00:11:58,249 --> 00:12:00,369
about what exactly
my expectations are here.

349
00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:01,402
Brad, what are you doing?

350
00:12:01,427 --> 00:12:02,418
You're supposed to be mean!

351
00:12:02,443 --> 00:12:03,554
I'm sorry. It's just so hard.

352
00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:04,621
You're too adorable.

353
00:12:04,646 --> 00:12:07,427
It's like a gumdrop
started talking to me.

354
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,325
Okay. Okay. I got this.

355
00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:15,771
Professor Beckett, there's no
doubt this is an untenable...

356
00:12:15,796 --> 00:12:17,603
Tell it to someone who cares.

357
00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,958
Think everything revolves
around you, don't you, sister?

358
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,477
He's not gonna talk like that.

359
00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:22,892
Oh, what if he does?

360
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:24,377
What if he gets right up in your grill

361
00:12:24,402 --> 00:12:26,349
and tells you you're weak or desperate

362
00:12:26,374 --> 00:12:28,111
or your purse is an obvious knock-off?

363
00:12:28,136 --> 00:12:30,325
You gonna cry? Huh, little girl?

364
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,428
You gonna cry?

365
00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:33,167
No.

366
00:12:33,192 --> 00:12:34,478
This was good work.

367
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,857
I think in a month or two,
you'll be ready.

368
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,047
What's the hold-up?

369
00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:42,739
I've been sitting on the tub
waiting for lasagna.

370
00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,617
She gave us pepper steak,

371
00:12:44,642 --> 00:12:46,856
and not bathroom quality, either.

372
00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:48,386
Mm.

373
00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:50,230
- Tastes okay.
- Exactly.

374
00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:52,960
When has Nancy ever made us
anything that's just okay?

375
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:55,605
You know what I think?

376
00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:56,961
I think this is crock-potted.

377
00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:58,654
I think she threw it in a Crock-Pot,

378
00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,138
went off and did
some dumb charity thing,

379
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:02,005
came back, and this is what I got.

380
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,802
- Hmm.
- She's playing with me.

381
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:06,435
I give her a crystal bowl,
and she gives me this?

382
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,199
Unh-unh.

383
00:13:08,224 --> 00:13:10,449
I need to go over there
and suss out what she knows.

384
00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:12,038
I don't want her to think
I'm some lunatic

385
00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:14,322
who's just bartering old crap for food.

386
00:13:14,347 --> 00:13:15,538
But you are.

387
00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:17,614
Yeah, but I don't want her to know that.

388
00:13:18,161 --> 00:13:20,177
What is the best way to do this?

389
00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:21,313
Do I confront her?

390
00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:23,424
Do I give her something bad
and see what I get back?

391
00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:25,396
Where's that inflatable foot bath?

392
00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:27,192
- It's over, Frankie.
- No, it's not!

393
00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:29,755
I just need to figure out
how to handle Nancy.

394
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:32,283
I mean, if you know
I'm pawning off old junk on you

395
00:13:32,308 --> 00:13:33,906
just to get you to cook for me,

396
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,634
be classy and say it to my face.

397
00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:37,822
I just don't like the dishonesty.

398
00:13:38,941 --> 00:13:40,991
I made pepper steak.
It's on the counter.

399
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:42,510
Hey, I need to talk to you!

400
00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:44,411
Brick told me you're not going
to his career day.

401
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:45,669
That's right.

402
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,049
Why not?

403
00:13:47,074 --> 00:13:48,080
'Cause I don't want to.

404
00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:49,291
Oh, boo-hoo.

405
00:13:49,318 --> 00:13:51,752
I don't want to get up and drive
a bus at dawn, but I do it.

406
00:13:51,858 --> 00:13:53,423
You've done it for three days.

407
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:54,698
In a row!

408
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,554
You know how many mornings in a row

409
00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:57,759
I've gotten up to go to work?

410
00:13:57,784 --> 00:13:59,348
Don't tell me. Tell Brick's class.

411
00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:00,311
Thousands.

412
00:14:00,336 --> 00:14:01,343
And every one of those thousands,

413
00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:02,901
I have to clock in.

414
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,012
And if I don't clock in
'cause one of you kids are sick

415
00:14:05,037 --> 00:14:06,810
or Grandpa Big Mike's
power's gone out again,

416
00:14:06,835 --> 00:14:07,772
I don't get paid.

417
00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:09,117
And if I don't get paid,

418
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:10,949
you guys are wiping your butts
with junk mail again.

419
00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:13,408
Look, you don't see him when
he gets off that bus at school.

420
00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:14,538
I do.

421
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,162
All the other kids
are talking to each other.

422
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:17,989
He just goes off by himself,

423
00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:20,453
walking through the wrong door,
every day.

424
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:23,307
You think he'd get the right
door just once, by accident,

425
00:14:23,332 --> 00:14:24,614
but he doesn't ever.

426
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,602
It's a little funny,
but mostly really sad.

427
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:28,093
So, if we can give him a win here,

428
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,995
we need to give him a win.

429
00:14:30,818 --> 00:14:31,877
No.

430
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,028
I just can't sleep in a car anymore.

431
00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:43,155
I was a debutante. It's wrong.

432
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,110
Sue? Lexie?

433
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,490
Brad, what's up?

434
00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:47,939
- Hey.
- Hey.

435
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,851
Oh, Sean is going to med school
next door at St. Matthew's.

436
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,335
Uh, how's it going?

437
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,300
Great.

438
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,338
Got to watch them restart
a guy's heart this morning,

439
00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:56,371
then I went to class.

440
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,133
Ha! Med school humor.

441
00:15:00,096 --> 00:15:01,694
Um, I know another one that's funnier,

442
00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:02,621
but it's kind of dirty.

443
00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:04,140
I don't feel comfortable telling it.

444
00:15:04,165 --> 00:15:05,381
Sorry. It's not you.

445
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:07,387
We're just down. It's a long story.

446
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,418
We sublet our apartment
to Derek and Andy,

447
00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:10,798
and they sub-sublet it to this guy

448
00:15:10,823 --> 00:15:12,247
who turned out to be my professor,

449
00:15:12,272 --> 00:15:14,009
so we can't kick him out
and he won't leave,

450
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,319
so we've been sleeping in our cars.

451
00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:17,221
When people say, "It's a long story,"

452
00:15:17,246 --> 00:15:19,261
they don't usually tell the long story.

453
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,093
It's also brought out
a pretty mean side of Lexie.

454
00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:23,308
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That is just not acceptable.

455
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,732
We're gonna get this
straightened out right now.

456
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,099
I was gonna offer to do a dance fight,

457
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,290
but it seems like
Sean's got a handle on it.

458
00:15:34,424 --> 00:15:35,639
Evening, Nancy.

459
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:39,640
We had your, um, pepper steak.

460
00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:41,414
I mean, it was good. It was good.

461
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:43,454
It wasn't... You know what I'm saying?

462
00:15:43,479 --> 00:15:45,182
It wasn't this.

463
00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:48,337
Oh, Frankie.

464
00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:50,378
I'm sorry it was so terrible.

465
00:15:50,403 --> 00:15:52,905
You probably tasted my tears in it.

466
00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:54,810
What? No!

467
00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:55,806
No, no, no, no.

468
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,334
I mean, it was here. It was so here.

469
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,029
The past couple of weeks,

470
00:16:04,054 --> 00:16:05,722
I have just been in a really bad place,

471
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,928
and I don't even know why.

472
00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:08,656
Do you ever wake up

473
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:10,392
and not want to clean the windows

474
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,597
or make your own salad dressing?

475
00:16:12,798 --> 00:16:14,849
Is this a trick question?

476
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,649
I always try to put on a happy face,

477
00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,347
but I'm human, you know?

478
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,550
I get sad and I get tired,

479
00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:22,904
and it showed up in the pepper steak.

480
00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:24,793
I'm so embarrassed!

481
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,115
Oh.

482
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:30,396
Come in.

483
00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:33,213
Who are you?

484
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,858
Hello, sir. Sean Donahue.

485
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:38,119
I just wanted to welcome you
to our fair state.

486
00:16:38,144 --> 00:16:39,429
I heard you just moved here.

487
00:16:39,454 --> 00:16:40,844
Uh, what's up? I'm busy.

488
00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:43,586
Well, I hear there's been
a slight snafu.

489
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,657
See, this is their apartment,

490
00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:46,898
and you aren't supposed to be here.

491
00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:47,876
Yeah!

492
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:50,599
And how does this involve you?

493
00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,014
I'm the guy who's gonna fix this.

494
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,568
Yeah.

495
00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:55,227
Well, there's nothing to fix.

496
00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:57,685
I've got a contract,
and I'm not going anywhere.

497
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,309
Okay. Fair enough.

498
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:01,002
Although, I'm just wondering

499
00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:03,774
if the East Indiana
administration would take kindly

500
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,119
to knowing that one of their professors

501
00:17:05,144 --> 00:17:06,707
was living with one of his students.

502
00:17:06,831 --> 00:17:08,325
I'm not.

503
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,983
Aren't you?

504
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,158
Sue's stuff is here.

505
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,403
Your stuff is here.

506
00:17:15,484 --> 00:17:17,082
Look, if you're not worried
about your reputation,

507
00:17:17,154 --> 00:17:18,683
then great.

508
00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:20,562
I just know the academic world is small,

509
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:22,846
and it's all about optics
these days, am I right?

510
00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:30,929
Well, it's gonna take me a while
to pack my stuff.

511
00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:33,261
Well, I'd be more than happy to help.

512
00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:37,447
So being on AJ Foyt's pit crew

513
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,757
led me to start my own tire store.

514
00:17:38,969 --> 00:17:42,132
And now we have 40 locations
throughout Indiana.

515
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:48,732
Okay, Brick, anyone here for you?

516
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:50,865
Um...

517
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:53,192
Hold on! Yes.

518
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:56,918
I am here to talk about my career.

519
00:17:56,943 --> 00:18:00,385
Axl! Everyone, this is Axl Heck.

520
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,635
He was a star athlete here,

521
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,781
and he just graduated from East Indy.

522
00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:06,319
Let's hear what he's up to.

523
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,489
Well, I am driving a bus.

524
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,353
What's that like? Good question.

525
00:18:14,378 --> 00:18:16,359
Well, when your parents are driving,

526
00:18:16,384 --> 00:18:18,112
you've probably seen them
go like this...

527
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:21,778
But when I'm driving the bus,
I go like this.

528
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:22,914
Yeah.

529
00:18:22,947 --> 00:18:24,511
What else? Let's see.

530
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:25,578
Um...

531
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:26,541
I got this.

532
00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:27,990
Yes!

533
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:29,334
The man you want to hear from!

534
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,852
Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Heck!

535
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,615
Yeah.

536
00:18:32,752 --> 00:18:34,107
Hi. I'm Mike Heck.

537
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,394
I'm, uh, Brick's dad.

538
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:36,542
That's Brick.

539
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:40,960
Um... I work in a quarry.

540
00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:44,962
Any questions?

541
00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:47,223
Well, you both pooped the bed.

542
00:18:47,248 --> 00:18:48,428
That was embarrassing.

543
00:18:48,453 --> 00:18:51,270
But at least I got
the 10 extra credit points.

544
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:53,312
Tried to tell him no.

545
00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:55,144
He really should've listened to you.

546
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:58,742
Hey! Sharing a look!

547
00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,307
I get it now.

548
00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:06,303
A pizza toast to Sean
for standing up to that jerk.

549
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,253
Now, it was no big deal.

550
00:19:08,278 --> 00:19:09,841
You guys had already loosened the jar.

551
00:19:14,581 --> 00:19:16,180
Suzy Q?

552
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:17,420
You okay?

553
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,560
Yeah, sorry.

554
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,731
Can't thank you enough.
You were awesome.

555
00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:25,404
Uh, are you sure about that?

556
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:26,749
Damn it, Sean!

557
00:19:27,531 --> 00:19:29,812
I was trying to fix this myself

558
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,409
and I had a plan
and I rehearsed it with Brad

559
00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:34,798
and I was going to assert my power.

560
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:36,627
And then you just show up
on your white horse,

561
00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:37,905
and you rescue me.

562
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,260
Sorry. I didn't...

563
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:43,345
And the really disturbing part
of it is I liked it!

564
00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:45,421
And so I am annoyed with myself

565
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:47,880
because I feel like I shouldn't
because that's bad.

566
00:19:47,905 --> 00:19:49,295
But you know what?

567
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,988
If they don't want you
to be happy to be rescued,

568
00:19:51,013 --> 00:19:53,898
they shouldn't make rescuing so nice!

569
00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:55,069
Being a woman is hard!

570
00:19:56,557 --> 00:19:58,155
Sue.

571
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,787
Remember that time when I was
about 12, you were 10,

572
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,132
and I got stuck in that drainage ditch

573
00:20:02,199 --> 00:20:03,519
that I wasn't supposed to be playing in?

574
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,872
And you threw down your jump
rope to help me climb out?

575
00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:10,066
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

576
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:13,754
And you didn't tell my mom. Or anyone.

577
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,285
Mnh-mnh.

578
00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:17,578
So see, Sue?

579
00:20:17,603 --> 00:20:19,376
Rescuing isn't a man or a woman thing.

580
00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:20,825
Oh.

581
00:20:21,514 --> 00:20:24,192
We rescue each other.

582
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:26,348
Ah.

583
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,943
You know, a big part of growing up

584
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:35,426
is knowing when it's time to grow up.

585
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:39,360
And though there were times
when she'd have to present

586
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:40,218
a tougher face on the outside...

587
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,268
...she'd never lose
the glitter on the inside.

588
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,077
Okay, listen.
I just came from the grocery.

589
00:20:58,102 --> 00:21:00,327
We got to cook something
really nice for Nancy.

590
00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:01,846
What? Why?

591
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,490
She is in bad shape.

592
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,218
I have never seen her like this.

593
00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:08,758
Turns out that pepper steak
was a cry for help.

594
00:21:08,864 --> 00:21:11,124
So, you're gonna grill her some ribs.

595
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,176
I'll make that really great sauce.

596
00:21:13,282 --> 00:21:15,189
We really got to bring it, Mike.

597
00:21:17,374 --> 00:21:19,981
Ron! Get in here!

598
00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:22,327
They fell for it.

599
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:29,380
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