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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Three, two, one...

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Yay!

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Ah, that was successful.

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Come on, We can't get
into Mr. Freeze's territory

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so why not we just let
him keep it, all right?

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Because he froze my living body

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then put me on display
for my enemies to mock!

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And now you're freezing us!

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The cycle of violence is real.

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I will not rest until we bury

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each and every one of these
Injustice League motherfuckers

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who stole Gotham from me!

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So get meltin'.

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What? They're dumping
toxic waste into the harbor?

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I've gotta stop these assholes.

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- That happened like two weeks ago.
- It did?

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- Yeah.
- How did I miss that?

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Well, it certainly wasn't because

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you were attending my
one man performance

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- of Joan Didion's The Year of Magical Thinking.
- Ooh.

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I went! He's no Vanessa Redgrave.

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- I had my own take!
- Fire in the hole!

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Whoo!

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What the hell kinda ice is this?

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The kind you're never
gonna see the other side of!

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Yeah, nothing burns hot enough...

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Oh, except Firefly's flame...

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- Fred!
- Oh.

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You almost told them
about Firefly's flamethrower!

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Oh, well, great, Kevin,
now you did. You dummy.

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Sweet, I'll just kick that
guy's ass and take his fire gun.

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Yeah. Cool idea.

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Did you get it from reading
Doctor Trap's diary?

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Sorry, wait. Who's Doctor Trap?

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Oh, my God! Dude!

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He's the guy that looted all the
villain's lairs when the city fell.

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He's got a whole collection
of powerful crap

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at the Gotham Natural History Museum

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including the aforementioned fire gun.

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Oh, right.

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- Shit!
- Thanks for all your help!

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Text us if you think of anything else!

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All right, listen. We get in, grab
this flamethrower, and get out.

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Then there's this trash fire
barbecue place near here

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I've been dying to try out!

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Sounds muy delish!

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But we got a lot of leftover
chili to get through.

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You guys are making
too much chili, okay?

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You never wanna go out anymore!

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You know, we made a pretty steep
investment in our slow cooker,

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so we just have to kinda get
our money's worth, you know?

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Babe, you mention it's mild?

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I didn't sleep last night,
I was so amped.

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I know. Me too, right?

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- Thanks for the ride, babe.
- Anytime, babe.

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Turns out in a post-apocalyptic world,

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kites are pretty crucial.

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You know, you don't have to say that

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every time you drop us off, okay?

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I packed you a high-protein snack
for a long lasting energy.

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For later. Wink.

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Did he just say "wink"?

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Yeah. It's like an
inside joke. Whatever.

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Hey, so, I've been meaning to
talk to you about something.

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And listen, don't take
this the wrong way,

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but as your BFF, and only F,

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I think you can do better than Kite Man.

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And what's the right way to take that?

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You know, now that you're branching out

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from only caring about
things with branches,

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you gotta get out there,
just play the field!

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You're the new Poison Ivy!

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I mean, you don't have to commit
to the first guy who's nice to you.

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Uh, your ex-boyfriend tried
to kill you several times.

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It was an inside joke?

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Maybe you just don't
know what it's like to be

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treated well by someone
who truly loves you.

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Aw. Now I've got smashin' blue-balls!

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Now I can get on with my day.

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Wow. This feels like a
lot of extra security

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for free Museum Day.

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Come, please, enter
the lair of Doctor Trap.

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I dare you!

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Ooh, I dare.

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Sorry. Are you Dr. Trap,

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or is that your boss? Actually,
it doesn't even matter.

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Just tell him that we want no trouble,

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and we're just here to grab
Firefly's flamethrower,

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and then we're gonna be on our way.

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The treasure is all yours
if you can best my traps.

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So, I beg you.

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Enter!

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Why are you so obsessed with us?
Just give us the gun.

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Yeah, we actually don't want to
get into a whole thing with you.

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Hey, is that Penguin's umbrella?

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Ooh, I kinda want that.

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It's worth more now that I killed him.

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Well, that seems like overkill.

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You know, I'd love
to find a way to do this

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without being burned alive on a spike.

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Uh, yeah, we're gonna have
to like, rethink this, Harls.

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Hey, Dr. Wheelbarrow,

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toss me one of them fresh biscuits!

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I am trying to carbo-load here.

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Don't hassle me! They're for the hyenas!

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Hey, buddy, buddy, bud,
open you mouth, Lou.

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Come on. One day I'll return the favor.

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Really? If you wanted
to do an evil collab,

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you should've invited me to
join the Injustice League!

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And given me my own
damn slice of this city!

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You and me in the same board room?

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No wonder those mangey curs

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are laughing at you.

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You listen to me, butt face!

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I was a huge supervillain

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before my reputation was ruined

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over some innocent locker room talk!

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And now, you're a babysitter.

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Are you in a club?

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Is there a classic series
of books about you?

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No! Because you don't have friends

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and you don't go on heists!

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I love The Baby-Sitters Club.

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Claudia is my girl!

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I was more of a Mallory fan myself.

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I, too, went through an awkward period.

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That is it!

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Oh, no!

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My feeble mind. You...

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You've infiltrated it.

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Psych!

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You can't control my mind.

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I'm an A-lister. I'm too smart.

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And you're just a weak washed-up goon.

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Oh, really? Can a goon give
you a makeover with his mind?

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How about something to
help with your oily skin?

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Maybe some little rouge?

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Not too much! I mean, you're
not an old French whore, are you?

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Unless you are, in which case,
here's some toilet water!

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I love it.

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Do you have something for thinning hair?

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Ugh, I hate this place.

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When I go to lunch, I want a
meal not a grouping of sides.

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And I want that flamethrower,

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not a spike through my
head from Dr. Get A Life.

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So I called the best
burglar in all of Gotham

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and this is where they wanted to meet.

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Wait. Why'd you say "they?"

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- It's Catwoman, isn't it?
- Aren't you excited? Ah!

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You're good friends!
Reunited! For a heist!

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I mean, three badass ladies

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takin' down that
sackless dweeb Dr. Trap,

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then stealin' his priceless artifacts.

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Oh, this is gonna be
so crazy, sexy, cool!

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Just like when you two teamed
up for that fun Amazon thingie.

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Fun Amazon thingie?

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You know she screwed me over on that.

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That was years ago. People change.

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Who even remembers what happened?

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Um, she didn't help me
take down those loggers,

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she ditched me for a blood diamond

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leaving me to pay for
the entire hotel bill.

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And she got a ton of spa treatments.

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There was like all kinds of scrubs
that I've never even heard of!

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Okay, then maybe this'll be
like a much needed exercise

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in emotional boundaries for ya? Huh?

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No, no see, you don't get it.

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Selina's like, she's
so confident and cool.

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And somehow, she just like,
draws you in by being aloof.

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You know, you just see her,
and you're like,

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"Ah, I want to be like that".

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And then, you see her wearing
overalls, and you're like,

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"Oh, maybe I want overalls".

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And then suddenly, you
have a closet full of overalls

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that don't look good on you.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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Can we just leave before she gets here?

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Oh, hi, hi. Yes.

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- Nice jacket.
- What this?

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Oh, yeah... I was thinking
about donating it actually.

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It's just like this style's
gotten so trendy, you know?

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Cobb salads, all around.

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See, she always does this,
she orders for everyone.

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So controlling.

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I got your message
about the museum, Harley.

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Oh. Uh, yeah, you know,

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in light of some recent
retellings of old stories

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I should've paid more
attention to, maybe we...

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They have an Egyptian ruby

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I've been thinking about wanting.

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Ah, rubies, that's so classy. Yes.

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They're like fun and timeless,

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but like way less obvious
than a diamond.

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So, I'm in.

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Wow! Just like that?

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Do you really like this jacket or
were you just saying that you did?

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What do you think?

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- What do you think?
- What's happening?

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Actually, the truth is

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we're just not comfortable
working tog...

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Ah, this is so awesome!

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I mean, I just can't
wait to get started.

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I mean, you were so right
about these Cobb salads,

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it's amazing. I mean, I
don't eat meat or whatever,

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but I can just push them away.
And I mean, look at us,

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we're like the Cobb squad! You know?

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Should we all get matching tattoos?
I mean, I'm kidding. Or am I?

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I mean, we could do it,
right? I know a guy.

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Ive, she just stole
your favorite jacket.

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I know, but it looks
so much better on her.

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Is she always late?

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Yes. It is a power move.

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Well, it's not even original.

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I've been stood up by badder-asses.

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Here, kitty, kitty!

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Are you always this impetuous?

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Give me a dictionary, and I'll tell ya.

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A chauffeur? You must be doing well.

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He's my boyfriend.

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And she's my girlfriend.

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- Cute.
- So, what's the plan?

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I was thinking, first, we smash
through the skylight, then...

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Don't catsplain breaking
and entering to me.

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The plan is, I handle the traps,

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you follow me.

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I'm not used to working in a
team, so keep your distance.

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All right, ladies, have fun
taking down that beta cuck.

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- Babe, are you not coming?
- Oh, no.

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My biggest fear is traps.

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And space.

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No kites in space there, so...

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I'm gonna hang back, keep watch.

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Maybe pick up some iced coffees
for you strong, female anti-heroes.

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Ugh, it's her signature move!

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Psst, Harley.

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What are we at a play? What do you want?

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So, uh, earlier...

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I was lying.

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Yeah, I thought it was too
loser-y to be afraid of traps.

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No, I am very afraid,
but I'm going in anyway.

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There's a diamond shaped
like a leaf in there

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that'll make the perfect
engagement ring for Ivy.

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She loves stuff with leaves!

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Are you sure Ivy wants to
take this next step with you?

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Maybe take a lesson from the slow cooker

247
00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:40,312
and let that shit simmer, huh?

248
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,382
No way! Our love is
cooked to perfection.

249
00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:46,719
So, traps be damned!
I'm getting the diamond.

250
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,221
There is no trap in the
world that could stop me!

251
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,511
But if one does,

252
00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:51,844
tell Ivy it's okay to love again

253
00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:53,691
after an appropriate
mourning period, mmmkay?

254
00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:54,693
Ugh!

255
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,577
Shit! They're gone.

256
00:09:57,578 --> 00:09:59,998
Thanks, dude. Now I have no idea
how to get the flamethrower.

257
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,767
It's probs in the armory exhibit.

258
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,368
Ooh, I bet they have
some sick arrowheads.

259
00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:07,738
Love to peep those babies
if we have time. Follow me.

260
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,041
You're willing to go first
into this death trap?

261
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,844
If herein lies my lady's
diamond, then totes.

262
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,412
Works for me.

263
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,113
Survived my first trap.

264
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,918
That wasn't a trap, that was a pencil.

265
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,788
So, you have a boyfriend, huh?

266
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,890
Rolling him like we did those loggers?

267
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,758
- Oh, no. We're dating.
- Dating?

268
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,195
Yeah, you know, we like
eat dinner, we have sex,

269
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,997
complain about the crew. You know?

270
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,166
Heads up!

271
00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:35,900
Hmm. You hate people.

272
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,835
Yeah. I mean, now I hate most people.

273
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,070
I guess a lot has changed
since the last time we hung out.

274
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,315
I guess, you know, I have
more than just my journal

275
00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:43,501
to confide in, you know?

276
00:10:44,664 --> 00:10:45,786
Oh, no!

277
00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:47,308
My question is where did he find

278
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,722
the contractors to do all this?

279
00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:50,490
- You know what I'm saying?
- Please.

280
00:10:50,492 --> 00:10:54,621
Evil construction's a booming
business in new New Gotham.

281
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,089
Selina!

282
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,426
Don't stress me out.

283
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,494
So, what are you gonna
do with this flamethrower?

284
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,763
Melt a climate change denier's
summer home?

285
00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:09,602
I'm helping Harley

286
00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:12,103
get revenge on Mr. Freeze, so...

287
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,439
- You mean, you're retired?
- What? No!

288
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:18,043
I've just been busy, you know,
with life, and, and, and...

289
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,978
So what do you care?

290
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,814
I'm just trying to understand.

291
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,515
You used to have such a clear brand.

292
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:28,052
What's the last thing you
did for the environment?

293
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,954
Well, when's the last
time you stole a jewel?

294
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,189
Girl, please.

295
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,159
I'm never not stealing jewels.

296
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,530
Nets!

297
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,165
The sworn enemy of the kite!

298
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,532
Along with a mild summer.

299
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,101
Watch your fingers.

300
00:11:46,818 --> 00:11:49,309
Whoa, is that Deathstroke's sword?

301
00:11:49,311 --> 00:11:51,073
Let's just go back! I bet
they have the flamethrower

302
00:11:51,075 --> 00:11:52,511
and they're waiting for us outside.

303
00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:54,579
No! This may come as a shock,

304
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,381
but I could never do better than Ivy.

305
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,916
- I know.
- You know, she pretends to hate everyone,

306
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,253
but under that,

307
00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:02,887
I've never known a more supportive,

308
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,762
understanding, caring,

309
00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:07,057
and funny woman who can control plants.

310
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,426
She deserves the world!

311
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,827
So, the least I can do

312
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:11,203
is give her the most beautiful ring

313
00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:13,431
medieval Europe has to offer!

314
00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,563
All right, let's get
you that ring, sport.

315
00:12:24,278 --> 00:12:26,545
Another net! No, no, no, no! It's worse.

316
00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:30,147
It's a spider web! It's nature's net!

317
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,917
Come on.

318
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,954
Of course I could run a crew.

319
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,223
You've seen what my brain is capable of.

320
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,447
They don't get me.

321
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:41,783
What I don't get is why
you need validation from me!

322
00:12:41,785 --> 00:12:43,194
That suggests a weak mind!

323
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,997
You're just a crazy hair,
weak-minded motherfu...

324
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,133
The Riddler is missing!

325
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,069
What do you mean,
"The Riddler is missing?"

326
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:55,140
That's the shit I'm talking about!

327
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,478
I mean, missing, like, he's
not where he's supposed to be!

328
00:12:58,479 --> 00:12:59,987
- Shit!
- I'm so worried.

329
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,647
But I'm the only one with the keys!

330
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,483
Lavender sage.

331
00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,350
He must've used all the body butter

332
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,920
you threw at him to slip out.

333
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,555
Oh, how the Riddler hath played you.

334
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,391
Harley will be most displeased.

335
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,958
Displeased?

336
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,595
She's gonna fuckin' kill me!

337
00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:18,430
This was the one thing
she told me to do!

338
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:21,233
That of course, and feed
the koi in the fountain,

339
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,234
but I breaded and fried those fuckers!

340
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,137
It's amazing how good
you are at running a crew!

341
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,586
Oh, fuck!

342
00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:30,108
There's no reason to freak
out over a lost prisoner.

343
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,423
Unless...

344
00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:34,571
you've built a rapport in order
to gain their trust to break them,

345
00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:37,281
but in the process they've broken you.

346
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,551
I guess what I'm sayin' is,

347
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,225
did anyone fall in
love with the Riddler?

348
00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:41,354
Come on. Show of hands.

349
00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:43,055
Is that a hand I see in the back there?

350
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,257
Oh, no, that's a massage chair.

351
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,056
Oh, look! He left a riddle.

352
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,593
"Who's running loose in the mall

353
00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:49,127
but not one of y'all?

354
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,929
And who will never run a crew

355
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,531
'cause this prisoner slipped through?

356
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,299
Now, let the chase ensue.

357
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,102
If you ever find this note, you dumb..."

358
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,070
Oh, it just gets dirty from there.

359
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,539
Oh, he's pay for this!

360
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,507
All right, Sy, you take the mezzanine,

361
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,675
King Shark, you take the
fountains and bathrooms,

362
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,479
Clayface, take the ground floor!

363
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,370
I'm gonna supervise over walkie-talkies,

364
00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,845
which is the hardest and most
leadership-heavy part of a split up.

365
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,038
Now split!

366
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,454
This teamwork is suffocating.

367
00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:17,955
I don't know how you live this way.

368
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,058
Yeah, I mean, I guess
it just sorta happened,

369
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,026
but you know, I mean, I like it.

370
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,695
I mean, you could try it sometime.

371
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:27,598
Oh, a deadly game of Hopscotch.

372
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,267
Step where I step.

373
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,671
Hoppity, hoppity.

374
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,605
Oh, it's like she's dancing on air.

375
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,374
Whoa, those are sick arrowheads.

376
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:42,046
Oh, careful now.

377
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:46,084
Oh, no. Someone had
an extra helping of salad.

378
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,571
This whole museum field trip

379
00:14:57,573 --> 00:14:59,531
doesn't feel like your scene.

380
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,191
Maybe you need to reevaluate.

381
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,034
Oh, I don't think so. Do you think so?

382
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,570
I mean, how strongly do you think so?

383
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,046
You know what, never
mind. I'm good with it.

384
00:15:06,048 --> 00:15:07,873
I am. I'm happy about
my decision. Right?

385
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,098
Oh, goodie!

386
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,983
I didn't miss stealing the flamethrower.

387
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,576
Wait, how did you get past the traps?

388
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,347
Get them off of me!

389
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,749
Get them off of me!

390
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,797
Oh, no, I'm good.

391
00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:20,752
Oh, my God! What's wrong with your face?

392
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,387
Oh, bad reaction to
my new deodorant, babe.

393
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,523
Back to the chemical stuff.

394
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,492
Here's your super soaker.

395
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,360
Pleasure doing business with
you. Now let's get outta here.

396
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,529
Wait, babe, what are you doing here?

397
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,464
I had to get something for you.

398
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:35,733
There's a special question that
I have been waiting to repop.

399
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,203
Oh. Um...

400
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,738
Can we do this later?

401
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,171
Last time I tried,

402
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,541
I didn't have a ring.

403
00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:45,945
But now, nothing can go wrong.

404
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,214
Uh, Poison,

405
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,749
Gertrude Ivy, my love,

406
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,084
my life, uh...

407
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:57,055
will you do me the honor of...

408
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,178
Where's my ring?

409
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,405
Gotta go. Girl power. And all that.

410
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:03,256
Wow, what a cold B.

411
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,468
Well, thank you. Exit
through the gift shop. Not!

412
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,302
Wait, that's your real voice?

413
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,709
Yes. We'll see what
your voice sounds like

414
00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:19,411
when you've survived several
trap-related mishaps.

415
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,247
You're all going to die in my trap!

416
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,252
Come on, come on, come on!

417
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,868
Somebody give me a goddamn update!

418
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:31,355
I'm having quite an
emotional experience here.

419
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,157
You ever vibrate at
just the right setting

420
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,829
to really connect to a
Baby-Sitters Club audiobook?

421
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,263
Anybody?

422
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,511
He's on foot.

423
00:16:42,513 --> 00:16:44,310
Calm down, he can't have gotten far.

424
00:16:44,312 --> 00:16:46,201
And he's got a walkie-talkie!

425
00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:47,420
Over! Ten four!

426
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,806
Copy that!

427
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,275
Did you copy that, Psycho?

428
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,445
Find him, you morons!

429
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,148
Ah-ha! I've got the target in my sights.

430
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,351
You sure?

431
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,202
- Uh, it could be a massage chair.
- It's not.

432
00:17:00,204 --> 00:17:01,787
Or it could be me.

433
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,252
Just take the shot!

434
00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:05,557
Oh, yeah, shoot me. Shoot me.

435
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:08,708
If I go down for this, I'm
taking all of you with me!

436
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:11,697
There you are, you little rat bastard.

437
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:13,632
Ah!

438
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,871
I'll get the ring back from her,
it's no biggie.

439
00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:22,173
The important thing is that, um...

440
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,608
From the day I met you...

441
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,610
I knew...

442
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,146
Smash away, smashy pants!

443
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,816
You know, this is one
of my fave five traps,

444
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,285
made out of the same stuff
as airplane windows.

445
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,755
Listen, Ivy, before we
get smushed to death,

446
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,122
- will you...
- Ugh!

447
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,006
Catwoman could've easily
gotten us out of this.

448
00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:41,998
She got herself out and
that's all she cares about.

449
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,498
Fuck her! She sucks!

450
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,730
I just want you to know
that every part of me...

451
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,899
Yeah, I just honestly don't
think it's such a bad way to be,

452
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,160
only worrying about yourself.

453
00:17:49,161 --> 00:17:51,732
I mean, there's something to be said
for not getting smushed to death.

454
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,939
- I'm messing this up.
- We're only here because of her!

455
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:56,373
No, no, no, we're here
because of your stupid fire gun

456
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,642
that probably won't even work.

457
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,443
It's a plasma flamethrower,

458
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,211
and it can melt any... Oh, duh!

459
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,280
I love the shape of your
sharp elbows, and, uh...

460
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,273
And because I don't even know
what's important to me anymore.

461
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,298
I mean, Catwoman has it all figured out.

462
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,187
She knows what she
wants and she gets it.

463
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,622
She has 19 cats.

464
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:12,191
She can never go on vacation.

465
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,593
I mean, imagine, finding
someone to watch them.

466
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,760
Fire in the hole!

467
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,529
Ivy, will you marry...

468
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,032
- Stop!
- Not the right time?

469
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,399
No, it's not the right time.

470
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,757
I don't know if it'll
ever be the right time.

471
00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:24,162
And I don't know if I ever
wanna get married, okay?

472
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,909
Damn it, that would've
been great for a trap.

473
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:33,752
No, no, no, there's no
need to keep interacting.

474
00:18:33,754 --> 00:18:34,947
You beat my traps.

475
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:36,213
You're free to go!

476
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,683
And you're free to... Um...

477
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,335
Shut your trap, Trap!

478
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,028
Well, you've returned

479
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:51,566
without the customary
"heading back" text. Rude.

480
00:18:51,568 --> 00:18:53,192
Did you get the gun?

481
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:55,266
Yup. This'll burn down
Freeze's wall and...

482
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,163
Why does it look like you guys
had a harder night than me?

483
00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:59,837
- 'Cause we did!
- Oh, fine, you broke me!

484
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,271
Riddler's on the loose.

485
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,440
We can't find him.

486
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,874
We think he ate Psycho.

487
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,751
What? Psycho lost Riddler?

488
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,312
He's a shmuck, I told him.

489
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,706
I don't know why he's on the crew.

490
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,815
Okay. Let's fan out, check
the cupboards and cubbies,

491
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,918
keep your eyes low,

492
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,486
we'll find him before Riddler eats him,

493
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,519
and someone order a damn pizza!

494
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,123
One pizza comin' up.

495
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,735
Yoo-hoo! What's round and
moving much slower

496
00:19:19,737 --> 00:19:22,026
than when I was inside of it?

497
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,697
Why's he gotta be so cute
about everythin'? It's so ew.

498
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,599
Let me out!

499
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,868
Psycho, your job was to guard
someone who was chained up.

500
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,937
You could've just read a book
and this wouldn't have happened!

501
00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,705
May I recommend The Baby-Sitters Club?

502
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:36,842
The series that focused
on Stacey's diabetes

503
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,543
was so moving.

504
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,811
Oh, bullshit!

505
00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:42,216
You made me a glorified mall cop!

506
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:45,283
I am trying to take down
the Injustice League here!

507
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,619
I don't have time to
recapture my prisoners!

508
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,988
Your boy's an idiot.

509
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:52,708
- Agreed.
- Oh, if you're so smart, Einstein,

510
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,725
why didn't you just leave?

511
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:54,825
I'm gonna tell you why.

512
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,862
'Cause you fear my wrath.

513
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,930
Yeah. Right.

514
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,832
It's a waste land out there.

515
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:03,634
In here, I get three squares,
plenty of cardio.

516
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,938
I'm in the best shape of my life,

517
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:08,006
plus there's free entertainment

518
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:09,607
watching you idiots

519
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,309
fail to accomplish even
the simplest of tasks.

520
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,492
I'll escape when I'm good and ready.

521
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:17,882
God, what is this, fucking Candyland?

522
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,683
Hey! What are you up to?

523
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,487
You know, just getting back
in touch with my roots.

524
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,047
Very cool. Very cool.

525
00:20:26,049 --> 00:20:28,392
I mean, how am I gonna have
time to focus on my goals

526
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,562
when I'm responsible
to so many people now?

527
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,244
You know? It's like, this is just
not where I saw my life going.

528
00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:34,503
Hmm, I hear ya. I mean,

529
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:36,057
I thought I'd be married
to Joker by now.

530
00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:38,370
But do you really think your
life was better before all this,

531
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,161
when you were more like Catwoman?

532
00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:42,574
Yeah, 'cause no one's stopping
her from doing what she wants.

533
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,576
Like punishing Ace Chemical's
board of directors

534
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,711
for illegal dumping of toxic waste!

535
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,258
You know, when I met Kite Man,

536
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,649
I thought he was a total dweeb

537
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:52,852
who didn't even deserve to
breathe the same air as you.

538
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:55,175
- Yeah, me, too.
- Then he started hanging around more

539
00:20:55,177 --> 00:20:56,645
and I still didn't really like him.

540
00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:58,279
But today, he risked his life

541
00:20:58,281 --> 00:20:59,891
to get you that diamond you wanted.

542
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:00,988
I didn't want that diamond.

543
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,760
Yeah, I know.
It's totally not your taste.

544
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,630
- It's too whimsical.
- Far too whimsical.

545
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,699
But I saw a less lame side of him

546
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,132
and I'm starting to get it.

547
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,901
- He grows on you, right?
- Yeah.

548
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:11,569
Ive, you're never gonna be Catwoman

549
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,638
because you have people that love you.

550
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,406
People who want the best for you.

551
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,607
People who will help you with
your goals if you let 'em.

552
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:19,710
- Can I do one?
- Sure.

553
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,440
No, please!

554
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,018
I know I'm happier now.

555
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:28,020
- And cooler.
- Hmm, not cooler,

556
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,856
but I guess it's hard to let
go of your past self, huh?

557
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:31,857
You don't have to.

558
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,936
- Hey.
- Hey.

559
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,706
Uh, full disclosure,
I'm a little bit wasted.

560
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,758
Fair enough. Can I come in?

561
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,014
Come on.

562
00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,083
Look, I... I know it's not your fault

563
00:21:58,085 --> 00:22:00,617
that I don't have the life
that I thought I would.

564
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,854
And I took my frustrations
with myself out on you.

565
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,088
And I'm sorry.

566
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,398
I want what you want, babe.

567
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,059
And if you need more time,
that's good with me.

568
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,727
- No presh.
- But...

569
00:22:08,729 --> 00:22:11,064
If you wanted to ask me again...

570
00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:13,131
Oh, I get it. You're not ready.

571
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,766
And you know what? Maybe I'm not ready.

572
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,001
- Now's good.
- You sure?

573
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,635
'Cause I can't do this a fourth time.

574
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:19,804
I'm ready.

575
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,973
Ask me.

576
00:22:26,437 --> 00:22:29,437
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