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Okay, a few more announcements.

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We booked three rooms
at the sober retreat,

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so I took the liberty
of assigning roommates.

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Bonnie, you're with Christy.

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Ugh!

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- Tammy's with me.
- Ugh!

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Yay, I'm with Jill!
We can gab all night.

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Ooh, and I brought cards.

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Cards and gabbing!

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I wonder how many people have relapsed

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on one of these weekends.

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Oh, trust me, you're gonna love it.

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A weekend in nature to
focus on your sobriety.

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- It's transformational.
- You don't have to keep selling us.

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We're all in the car, and
it's moving too fast to jump.

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You could have mentioned it's all women.

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I did my roots for nothing.

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Not for nothing. You needed it.

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Ooh! You know what I need?
That right there.

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A tricked-out Mercedes Sprinter Van

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with the 5,000-pound payload

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and a water cooler strapped to its back.

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The only thing I understood

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in that whole sentence was "Mercedes."

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Ah, Marone, I see that van in my dreams.

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My van dreams are more
abduction-oriented.

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I usually get away, but
they're still upsetting.

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A van like that says
you're a serious contractor.

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Don't suppose there are any

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"get your hands on some quick
cash" workshops this weekend?

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No, they hold those
out near the airport.

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At least I held mine there.

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Wait a minute. If I'm sharing a room,

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does that mean I'm
sharing a bathroom, too?

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We're all sharing one.
It's a communal bathroom.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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So, nobody else but me needs
to use the ladies' room?

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I'll go with you.

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My knees have been in
my chin for three hours.

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Ooh. Ah.

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Oh, we're gonna switch
places after this, right?

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Oh, yeah, sure. Next time we stop.

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Yeah. It's not fair.

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Oh. Okay, this is that precious moment

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when the hostages are left alone.
What's the plan?

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Can I not be with Marjorie
for one weekend of my life?

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- Ditto my mom.
- That's cool. I'm sick of you, too.

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I say we put Wendy with Marjorie.

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- Why?
- They're both not here.

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- Great. I'll take Tammy.
- Yeah. Mm.

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That leaves you and me, Bonnie,

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and I know you didn't bring cards.

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I barely brought underwear.

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I thought we were taking
turns sitting back here.

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Well, that was before you decided

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to eat what appears to
be an antique hot dog.

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You're just jealous.

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You're eating mayonnaise on
a gas station wiener, honey.

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Nobody's jealous.

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Tammy, did you bring your sleep mask,

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you know, for your night terrors?

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Not your problem, 'cause
you're bunking with Wendy now.

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- Wait. What?
- We made a couple

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of small changes to
the roommate situation.

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And what are they?

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They're all different,
they're locked. Let it go.

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Guys, they have goats.
Did you see the goats?

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I'll go check us in.

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Ooh, free cookies. Want one?

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Mm. No, thank you. Communal bathroom?

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Nothing's going in or out all weekend.

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You know, if I had that van,
I could go outside right now

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and build you your own bathroom.

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If only I had enough for a down payment.

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Where to get a down payment?

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Wendy, you want to go
see your goats again?

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Hells to the yeah!

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You know that's not a real fire.

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Six people, five hours, one car.

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Let me have this.

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That's why I came alone.

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Hi. Rebecca.

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- Christy.
- First time here?

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I actually did think this
was a real fire, so, yes.

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It's my third year, so,
I know all the tricks.

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See, I say I have a roommate coming

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who then backs out so
I get a room to myself.

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Smart.

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My friend Sheila has broken
her leg three years in a row.

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Ooh. Maybe next year,
my mom can break hers.

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You're here with your mom?

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Wow. I'm here because of my mom.

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I'm both.

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Ooh! Nice!

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We have lived very different lives.

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Oh. I'd tip the bellman, but...

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apparently, that's me.

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Oh, okay.

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Goodbye, bedding that
has touched other people.

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Ooh! Welcome basket!

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Is that what that is?

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Looks like they started to
make one and just gave up.

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Water, sunscreen,

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a pear in a little Styrofoam coat.

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Hold on.

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A journal.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Oh. We ditch the others and go home?

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No, this is the weekend
I start writing my book.

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I've been waiting for the
perfect setting and some paper.

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Haven't you been starting
that book since we met?

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Hey, that's called author-shaming,
and it's not cool.

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I'll try to stay out of your hair,

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but, I may be holed up
here avoiding Tammy.

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- Why?
- Why? You heard her.

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Van, van, down payment, van.

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Well, this is a lot of hard work.

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I should have packed my housekeeper.

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I think you're being a
little paranoid about Tammy.

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If only.

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When someone shares their dreams
loudly three feet away from me,

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it means they want me
to pay for those dreams.

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People have been hitting me up
for loans since the fifth grade.

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No one has ever paid me back.

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In fifth grade, I was
showing boys my bra strap

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in exchange for their Doritos.

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But your story's painful, too.

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What's with all the female ranch hands?

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Ranch hands are supposed to be dudes.

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It's called a "dude ranch."
Where are the dudes?!

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Marjorie replaced the
socks I packed with these.

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"We might hike."

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The only reason to ever
hike is if a guy says,

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"You want to go hiking?"

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Why am I here?

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Oh, you're just in a little slump.

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You'll get out of it.

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It's more than that. I'm invisible.

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No one's ever gonna be
attracted to me again.

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At my funeral, people will say,

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"Oh, why'd that old
lawyer lady die alone?

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She was kind of cute."

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At least you're gonna be a lawyer.

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Unlike me, who's just a van-less loser.

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Guess my time's up.

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You're not a van-less loser.

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You just need a... a van.

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Hey, what do you think Jill would say

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if I asked her for a loan?

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It's all about how you ask.

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You have to make her
feel like it's a win-win.

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And it really helps to
throw in the big sad eyes.

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Wow. I'd give you anything.

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Okay.

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How's this?

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Good, good.

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I definitely don't feel like
you're gonna murder me at all.

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Well, that's rude.

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Okay, Tammy, don't blame
me when you get blisters.

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Oh. I am so tired of
having to be scout leader.

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"Oh, Marjorie, will you be my sponsor?"

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Then does anybody listen to me? No!

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Sorry.

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No. Honey, I'm sorry.

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Here I am venting, and
look what it's doing to you.

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- I'm giving you a little anxious tummy.
- I don't think it's you.

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I think it's the gas station hot dog.

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Or maybe the gas station mayonnaise.

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You don't have to protect me.

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- I just dumped my toxicity on you.
- It's not about you!

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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

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Was the drain in your
shower completely clogged?

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Yeah, I basically took a
bath from my ankles down.

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The joys of communal bathrooms.

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Ugh. I've seen worse.

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- College dorm?
- Jail.

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Just a few nights here and there,

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but you know, I dipped my toe.

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How long have you been sober?

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- Coming up on seven years.
- Nice.

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It's weird. Every time I say
it, I feel like I'm lying,

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like I must've drank at some point.

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But nope, seven years.

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I've got 12.

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I should have 15, but
I went out on NyQuil...

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The nighttime sniffling,
sneezing, coughing,

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"so you can get high
as a kite" medicine.

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- That really should be on the bottle.
- Right.

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Hi, Christy!

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Yeesh.

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That thing's caught more than dreams.

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Oh, hey.

193
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What's going on?

194
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Wendy has food poisoning,
Marjorie's here now.

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The hot dog?

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What do you think? It cost 59 cents.

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That would've been
cheap when I was a child.

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Hey, look at that.

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You did your own "Marjorie's old" joke.

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Well, since Marjorie's moved herself in,

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I'm gonna go bunk with Jill.

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Don't forget the sunset
meeting in the woods!

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I'll wear the damn socks!

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I did a lap around the building.

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Even the cooks in the
kitchen are all women.

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How can you lay on that bedspread?

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Have you never seen 20/20?

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I survived a youth
hostel in American Samoa.

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I think I will prevail over bedding.

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I wasn't always this prissy.

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I passed out on so many
public bathroom floors,

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and never even gave it a second thought.

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But when you get sober, you realize

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the world really is so icky.

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Damn it!

216
00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:05,676
What?

217
00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:07,929
Writing! It's hard!

218
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:12,746
I can talk. How come I can't write?

219
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Well, what's your story about?

220
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I try not to discuss my work
when it's still in its infancy.

221
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You don't have squat, do ya?

222
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Nope.

223
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Wendy yacked up her wiener,

224
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and Marjorie's bunking in our room,

225
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so I am officially in play.

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Here?

227
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Yeah, yeah, I'll just...
I'll crash on the floor.

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No, no. You take my bed.

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Oh, no, you don't have to do that.

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Oh, it's fine. I'll bunk with Christy.

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Oh. Okay, listen, before you go,

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there was something I wanted to ask you.

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Oh. No time. Packing up.

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But just, could you look at me please?

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Are you trying to hypnotize me?

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Or move something with your mind?

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Jill Kendall, are you familiar
with that great feeling you get

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- when you help a friend?
- Uh-huh.

239
00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:02,299
Well, you have a unique opportunity

240
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to get that great feeling by
loaning me money for a van.

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It's a win-win in some way.

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I promise I'll pay you back.

243
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I'm sorry, Tammy.

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I love you, and I want you to succeed,

245
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but I just don't believe
in lending money to friends.

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Got it.

247
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,458
Oh, you were trying to do Christy eyes.

248
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Ugh.

249
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Oh...

250
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Where the hell is this meeting?!

251
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I told you, we follow the arrows

252
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along the path until the clearing.

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00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,548
We haven't seen an
arrow in quite a while,

254
00:11:40,573 --> 00:11:43,307
and FYI, I think the
rain washed away the path.

255
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,792
Why didn't we just leave
with the rest of the group?

256
00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:47,511
Because the only one in the lobby

257
00:11:47,536 --> 00:11:48,902
when the group left was me.

258
00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:50,401
There's an arrow!

259
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,610
It's pointing straight down.

260
00:11:53,819 --> 00:11:55,901
So the meeting's in hell.

261
00:11:56,322 --> 00:11:58,596
Well, good, then we're here.

262
00:11:59,478 --> 00:12:02,403
Okay, we'll go to the left.

263
00:12:02,428 --> 00:12:05,095
If we're wrong, we'll come
back and go to the right.

264
00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:09,611
And this is how we've ended up,

265
00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:12,536
lost and cold.

266
00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:14,794
And it's all Marjorie's fault.

267
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,834
It is Marjorie's fault.

268
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,567
I love you, Adam.

269
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,515
What was that?

270
00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:38,209
- Wendy?
- What?!

271
00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:40,760
I brought you some soup.

272
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,564
I don't want it!

273
00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:46,815
Wendy, please let me take care
of you so I don't have to write.

274
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:50,678
I have food poisoning, you moron!

275
00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:56,210
Okay, I'm just gonna
leave it outside the door.

276
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,971
There were no crackers, by the way.

277
00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:12,730
It's okay, Wayne. They're asleep.

278
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:16,346
My, you get right to it, don't you?

279
00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:21,437
Thick woolen socks... but that's it.

280
00:13:24,897 --> 00:13:27,731
- We will never speak of this again.
- Never.

281
00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:40,641
Hi.

282
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,305
Hi. Without a lot of
questions being asked,

283
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,748
is it okay if I stay with you?

284
00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,557
You're here with your mom.
I expected you hours ago.

285
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:55,698
I told you, I don't want any damn food!

286
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:59,721
What kind of idiot brings
food to a person who's barfing?

287
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:02,537
What?

288
00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:04,529
Did somebody lick your hair?

289
00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:07,362
Why are you here?

290
00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:10,428
'Cause I want to play cards
and gab. Let's get to it.

291
00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:17,094
It's just I'd already started
visualizing myself in that sweet van.

292
00:14:17,425 --> 00:14:18,658
Look, I get it.

293
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:21,477
Jill was the fast, convenient
way to get the money,

294
00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:22,739
but you don't need her.

295
00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:25,398
- No, I think I do.
- No, you don't, because you've got you.

296
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:27,190
You survived prison,

297
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:28,878
you survived living with Marjorie,

298
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,503
you started your own
business and made it

299
00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:33,026
so successful, you need
a fancy van to put it in.

300
00:14:33,051 --> 00:14:34,484
You know what you are?

301
00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:36,586
You're a bad-ass sober woman.

302
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:38,244
I guess.

303
00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:40,523
And think about it. If
Jill lent you the money,

304
00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,885
you'd have a van and a
not-so-silent partner.

305
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,361
Oh, she does have opinions. Yeah.

306
00:14:44,385 --> 00:14:47,143
Opinions are what rich
people call working.

307
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,788
You're right. I can do it.

308
00:14:48,813 --> 00:14:50,980
Yes, you can, because you're a... ?

309
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,338
Bad-ass sober woman.

310
00:14:52,363 --> 00:14:53,836
I can't hear you!

311
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,282
I'm not gonna say it again.

312
00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,173
Okay, but you get it.

313
00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:58,497
I do. And you know what?

314
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,344
I'm gonna shut up now so
you can get back to writing.

315
00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:01,588
Oh. Forget it.

316
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:02,979
Ooh. I give up.

317
00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:05,938
You'd think a... a-a book
about teenage zombie astronauts

318
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:08,397
would write itself, but it does not.

319
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,277
You need to write about what you know.

320
00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:16,693
I suppose I could make
the astronauts middle-aged.

321
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:19,128
No, no, you need to
write about your life!

322
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:21,253
The stories you tell, the
things you've gone through,

323
00:15:21,278 --> 00:15:23,211
that's your book.

324
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:26,642
You're the baddest
bad-ass sober woman ever.

325
00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,947
You son of a bitch.

326
00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:31,941
I don't know whether to hug you

327
00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:33,999
or wing this pear off
the side of your head.

328
00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:35,324
Do both!

329
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:39,805
I looked for you at the
meeting in the meadow,

330
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,078
but I couldn't find you.

331
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,743
We tried to come, but we got lost.

332
00:15:43,967 --> 00:15:46,501
My mom almost fought a goat.

333
00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:50,126
My sponsor has us on a tight schedule.

334
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:53,819
She wants us all to be up for
a sunrise meditation tomorrow,

335
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,908
which really is just sleeping
which I could do right here.

336
00:15:57,436 --> 00:15:59,869
Well, I was gonna go
to the sunrise thing,

337
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,360
but if you want to sleep in,

338
00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,955
that's cool with me.

339
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:16,423
No matter what I do, I end
up back in bed with my mother.

340
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:18,888
How 'bout some pear?

341
00:16:18,913 --> 00:16:20,783
They're very good for gut health.

342
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:23,082
You don't think I know that, Einstein?

343
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,251
I went to frickin' nursing school.

344
00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:29,681
Again, what did we
say about lashin' out?

345
00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,860
I just hate being sick.

346
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:34,370
It reminds me of all
the times I was hungover,

347
00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:37,496
getting my stomach
pumped, feeling humiliated.

348
00:16:37,521 --> 00:16:41,400
I get that. I had my
own suite at the ER.

349
00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:44,525
I hated people helping
me then and I hate it now.

350
00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:47,717
And let's get real, you
don't want to be here.

351
00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:48,841
Sure, I do.

352
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,276
Please, you didn't want to here

353
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,434
before I got sick.

354
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,092
I know and I'm sorry,

355
00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:56,726
but... I'm here now, you're here,

356
00:16:57,359 --> 00:16:59,426
there are cards...

357
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,855
So what do you say we deal 'em up?

358
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,479
You don't want to play.

359
00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:06,070
You're right.

360
00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:08,427
Sometimes friends do
things they don't want to do

361
00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:10,446
and then they find out
they're really glad they did.

362
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:14,133
Want to make it interesting,
play for a few bucks?

363
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,757
Sure, sounds fun.

364
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,214
Okay, Texas Hold'em,
limit with a half kill,

365
00:17:18,239 --> 00:17:20,239
- we'll run it twice.
- Okay.

366
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:28,428
I'll talk you through it.

367
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:32,952
All right, car's loaded up

368
00:17:32,977 --> 00:17:35,665
and Mom looks like she's about
to start honkin' the horn.

369
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:39,225
Okay. Well, I guess that's that.

370
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,349
What's wrong?

371
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,262
This weekend was a disaster.

372
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:45,420
I got fragged by my own troops.

373
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:51,203
I just... wanted this retreat
to be special for all of you.

374
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:54,429
And I hear you!

375
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:57,053
She will leave without us.

376
00:17:57,078 --> 00:18:00,551
Great. Let's go lock this
energy in a car for five hours.

377
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:03,593
Oh, Christy.

378
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,988
I'll-I'll meet you out there!

379
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,498
Hey, we were just leaving.

380
00:18:08,523 --> 00:18:12,157
I just wanted to say again,
I'm sorry I misread the signals.

381
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,748
You mean me showing up in my pajamas

382
00:18:14,773 --> 00:18:16,372
at the traditional booty call hour?

383
00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:19,031
- Hard to blame you for that.
- Yeah.

384
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,569
Uh, to be honest, I was very flattered.

385
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:26,682
It's been a while since
anyone's noticed me, so...

386
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:29,675
Are you kidding? I noticed
you the minute you came in.

387
00:18:29,744 --> 00:18:33,799
Oh, God, that's my mom.

388
00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:36,158
I better go before she scares the goats.

389
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,517
Well, safe travels.

390
00:18:55,445 --> 00:18:57,812
Tammy, I've been thinking about it,

391
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,569
and I'd be happy to loan
you the money for the van.

392
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:02,358
Wow, thanks.

393
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,784
But you know what? I decided
I'm gonna get it myself.

394
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,569
It might take me a little longer,

395
00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:09,461
but I'm gonna do it, 'cause
I'm a bad-ass sober woman.

396
00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:11,460
We all are.

397
00:19:11,826 --> 00:19:14,741
Ooh, that truck stop has ceviche!

398
00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:17,921
A hot dog took you down but
you're gonna roll the dice

399
00:19:17,946 --> 00:19:19,346
on road fish?

400
00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:22,486
Well, if I get sick, I will
let you all take care of me.

401
00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:24,803
Hey, any of you have a spare journal?

402
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,046
I filled mine up.

403
00:19:26,071 --> 00:19:30,749
Take this one. Ignore the
angry scratchings on page one.

404
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,271
Read them the part you showed me.

405
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:35,843
- I don't know.
- Oh, I want to hear.

406
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,762
Okay, be gentle.

407
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:44,007
"I guess my only memory
before I went into foster care

408
00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:47,800
"was the dollhouse my mom
gave me on my fourth birthday.

409
00:19:47,825 --> 00:19:51,218
"Of course, we couldn't afford
any furniture for the inside,

410
00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:53,510
"so we made everything out of paper.

411
00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:57,771
"Little paper beds, chairs,
even a little paper rug.

412
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,155
"I had no idea it was gonna
take me a lifetime to get back

413
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,948
to a house where I felt
that safe and loved."

414
00:20:04,242 --> 00:20:06,943
It's just a rough draft,
but you get the idea.

415
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:08,609
- That's so great.
- I love it.

416
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:10,944
That was beautiful.

417
00:20:13,861 --> 00:20:15,897
I kissed a girl!

418
00:20:17,573 --> 00:20:19,840
Couldn't let me have it, could ya?

419
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:25,474
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