1 00:00:01,078 --> 00:00:02,725 Previously on "Wrecked"... 2 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:04,084 I had sex with Chet last night! 3 00:00:04,109 --> 00:00:04,878 What?! 4 00:00:05,953 --> 00:00:07,623 Jess and Chet are... bangin'. 5 00:00:07,648 --> 00:00:08,664 I can't leave Jess behind. 6 00:00:08,689 --> 00:00:10,055 You gotta fight for the ones you love. 7 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,078 Aah! 8 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,608 You came back for me. 9 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,182 Mmhh! 10 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,075 - Rosa? - Hi! 11 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,422 I thought you died in the crash. 12 00:00:18,447 --> 00:00:21,116 No, there's a whole camp of us that survived. 13 00:00:21,141 --> 00:00:22,797 Owen, this is everyone: 14 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:25,921 Josh, Cooper and Miles, Javier. 15 00:00:25,946 --> 00:00:27,945 I just don't want to be alone anymore. 16 00:00:27,970 --> 00:00:30,601 There's somebody else on the island. 17 00:00:30,626 --> 00:00:31,563 It's the other flight attendant. 18 00:00:31,588 --> 00:00:32,563 She tried to kill me. 19 00:00:32,588 --> 00:00:33,581 Aah! 20 00:00:33,606 --> 00:00:35,093 Oh, shoot! 21 00:00:53,535 --> 00:00:54,702 Aah! 22 00:00:58,873 --> 00:01:00,975 Ahh! 23 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:01,943 Rosa? 24 00:01:01,977 --> 00:01:04,180 What, you don't recognize me? 25 00:01:04,212 --> 00:01:06,948 We share a hot, sticky night together, 26 00:01:06,981 --> 00:01:10,788 and then you don't even bother to remember me? 27 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:12,116 What? 28 00:01:12,141 --> 00:01:13,958 - You look... - Huh? 29 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,474 Different. 30 00:01:15,499 --> 00:01:17,968 Listen, you and I, we need to talk, okay? 31 00:01:18,002 --> 00:01:20,669 About what happened between us. 32 00:01:20,694 --> 00:01:24,060 Okay, let me just come right out and apologize. 33 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,725 I feel really bad about how we hit you 34 00:01:25,749 --> 00:01:27,091 in the head, but I... 35 00:01:27,124 --> 00:01:29,527 Oh, and I'm pregnant. 36 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,795 And you're the father. 37 00:01:34,498 --> 00:01:35,699 How is...? 38 00:01:37,475 --> 00:01:40,871 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 39 00:01:40,905 --> 00:01:42,606 Okay, I'm sorry, this can't be 40 00:01:42,631 --> 00:01:43,988 - happening, okay? - Yeah, well, 41 00:01:44,013 --> 00:01:45,481 I'm not proud of it, either. 42 00:01:45,514 --> 00:01:47,129 First of all, Rosa, the night that we... 43 00:01:47,154 --> 00:01:49,386 Mm-hmm. Boned?! 44 00:01:49,419 --> 00:01:50,587 You can say it. 45 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,856 Everybody here knows what you're talkin' about. 46 00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:55,558 Britney, Josh, Javier! 47 00:01:55,591 --> 00:01:57,594 Javier, do not start with me! 48 00:01:57,627 --> 00:01:59,229 Sorry. 49 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:00,325 Right. 50 00:02:00,356 --> 00:02:02,332 Well, first of all, that night, 51 00:02:02,365 --> 00:02:03,621 - Mm-hmm. - We used protection. 52 00:02:03,646 --> 00:02:04,947 - Yeah. - Also, that was only 53 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:06,616 - 2 weeks ago. - So...? 54 00:02:06,649 --> 00:02:08,614 So, how do you know that we're pregnant? 55 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,840 Maybe because I took a pregnancy test? 56 00:02:12,411 --> 00:02:13,960 - What are you talking about? - Yeah, see? 57 00:02:13,994 --> 00:02:15,587 There. 58 00:02:15,612 --> 00:02:17,214 I peed on it; it's positive. 59 00:02:17,239 --> 00:02:19,105 There's a little plus sign right there. 60 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:21,053 - You peed on this? - I peed all over that. 61 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:22,121 What? 62 00:02:22,146 --> 00:02:24,004 Oh, do you not believe me? 63 00:02:24,029 --> 00:02:25,840 Do you need me to take another one? 64 00:02:25,865 --> 00:02:27,879 I will, I just need to chug some water. 65 00:02:27,904 --> 00:02:29,434 - No, no, thank you. - Or something... 66 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:30,594 No, it's fine; it's fine. 67 00:02:30,619 --> 00:02:31,865 Oh. 68 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:36,285 You use me 69 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,605 - for my body, - Tss! Okay. 70 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:39,966 And now you can't even 71 00:02:39,998 --> 00:02:43,138 watch me pee on something? 72 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,478 Yes? 73 00:02:44,503 --> 00:02:45,805 Oh, Owen. 74 00:02:45,837 --> 00:02:49,802 You are so unbelievably 75 00:02:49,827 --> 00:02:51,317 - typical! - God! Okay. 76 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:55,614 You frickin' men think you can just walk away! 77 00:02:55,647 --> 00:02:58,251 You just stick your nasty little dingus 78 00:02:58,283 --> 00:02:59,818 and you just squirt your seed... 79 00:02:59,852 --> 00:03:02,487 Pbbt! Pbbt!... wherever you want? 80 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:03,489 No. 81 00:03:03,521 --> 00:03:06,090 You knocked me up, Owen! 82 00:03:06,115 --> 00:03:08,903 And you need to take responsibility, 83 00:03:08,928 --> 00:03:11,865 or I will filet you 84 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:13,661 from your neck 85 00:03:13,686 --> 00:03:15,738 to your nuts. 86 00:03:16,318 --> 00:03:17,352 Oh, my God. 87 00:03:17,385 --> 00:03:19,521 Okay, Rosa, you're absolutely right. 88 00:03:19,555 --> 00:03:21,057 I see it now. You are pregnant. 89 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,318 Yeah, what? Am I showing already? 90 00:03:23,343 --> 00:03:25,058 Rosa! What is it that you want, huh?! 91 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,669 Do you want me to be a father? 92 00:03:26,694 --> 00:03:28,463 What?! 93 00:03:28,488 --> 00:03:30,558 Eww! 94 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:32,263 Blecch! 95 00:03:32,288 --> 00:03:34,224 Oh, my God. 96 00:03:34,249 --> 00:03:35,200 - Okay. - What?! 97 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,551 No! 98 00:03:36,576 --> 00:03:38,545 - Point made. - Aah, aaaagggghhhhh! 99 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,201 - No, thank you. - Loud and clear. 100 00:03:40,226 --> 00:03:42,162 Yuck! You! 101 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:43,293 Pbbbbbt! 102 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:47,137 Whoo! That... no way, man. 103 00:03:47,162 --> 00:03:49,717 That thought, get it out of my head! 104 00:03:49,741 --> 00:03:50,842 Get it out of my head! 105 00:03:50,867 --> 00:03:52,066 No! 106 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,263 No. 107 00:03:53,288 --> 00:03:56,362 - That's fine. - No, Owen, I... 108 00:03:57,185 --> 00:04:00,491 I need you to find a clinic so that we can have this 109 00:04:01,219 --> 00:04:02,621 taken care of. 110 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:11,255 Ooh, all right, all right, all right, yeah. 111 00:04:16,515 --> 00:04:17,760 Hell, yeah. 112 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:19,363 Daddy's all healed up. 113 00:04:19,395 --> 00:04:20,709 It's go time. 114 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:23,584 Wow, someone's in a good mood. 115 00:04:23,609 --> 00:04:25,210 Yeah, why shouldn't I be? 116 00:04:25,244 --> 00:04:26,879 Sun's out, it's a beautiful day, 117 00:04:26,912 --> 00:04:28,814 and I'm gonna beat Chet to death. 118 00:04:28,847 --> 00:04:30,328 - What? - Good luck! 119 00:04:31,182 --> 00:04:32,226 Yeah! 120 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:34,194 You think I just forgot, you long-haired freak?! 121 00:04:34,219 --> 00:04:36,103 Whatever I did, man, I'm sorry, bro. 122 00:04:36,128 --> 00:04:37,830 You had sex with my girlfriend! 123 00:04:37,855 --> 00:04:39,257 Now it's payback, bitch! 124 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:40,725 Todd! 125 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,272 - What are you doing? - Huh? 126 00:04:42,297 --> 00:04:43,828 I told you, you and I were broken up then. 127 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:45,335 He didn't do anything wrong! 128 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,762 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 129 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,289 We were barely broken up, 130 00:04:48,314 --> 00:04:50,951 and this guy swoops in like a friggin' poon vulture. 131 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:54,103 That is a serious violation of bro code! 132 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,593 It's wager time, Chet versus Todd! 133 00:04:56,618 --> 00:04:59,187 Let's go, Greenpeace. Time to dance, come on. 134 00:04:59,212 --> 00:05:00,647 - I won't fight. - All right, then, it's just 135 00:05:00,672 --> 00:05:02,734 gonna be hittin' you and you hittin' the floor. 136 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:06,355 Oh! 137 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,320 Ohhh! 138 00:05:08,123 --> 00:05:11,086 Holy shit. Shit! 139 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,063 Florence, you gotta help me. 140 00:05:14,088 --> 00:05:15,335 Florence. 141 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:17,366 I just ran into Rosa. 142 00:05:17,391 --> 00:05:19,453 - What?! - She tried to kill me. 143 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:21,202 Okay, what do you need me to do? 144 00:05:21,227 --> 00:05:22,662 I don't even know how to say this. 145 00:05:22,696 --> 00:05:25,131 I need you to perform 146 00:05:25,165 --> 00:05:26,801 an abortion. 147 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:30,147 What?! 148 00:05:34,364 --> 00:05:36,017 You need me to perform 149 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,504 a fake abortion? 150 00:05:37,529 --> 00:05:38,372 That is insane. 151 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:40,199 Well, so is Rosa, okay? 152 00:05:40,224 --> 00:05:41,760 Obviously, there's no way that she's pregnant, 153 00:05:41,785 --> 00:05:43,286 but she told me that, if I don't get her 154 00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:45,914 into a "clinic" within one hour, 155 00:05:45,939 --> 00:05:46,942 she's gonna kill me. 156 00:05:46,967 --> 00:05:48,277 Okay, we can do this. 157 00:05:48,302 --> 00:05:50,365 You know, I've helped out a lot of friends 158 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:52,980 with this sort of thing, so, I know the drill. 159 00:05:53,005 --> 00:05:54,702 I mean, she's gonna have to believe you. 160 00:05:54,727 --> 00:05:56,200 I got this. 161 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,129 All right, you're gonna have to seem like a real doctor. 162 00:05:59,981 --> 00:06:01,316 How so? 163 00:06:01,341 --> 00:06:04,441 You... you just have a very like undoctor vibe that 164 00:06:04,466 --> 00:06:05,910 - I thought you were going for! - Oh. 165 00:06:05,935 --> 00:06:07,616 My. God. 166 00:06:07,641 --> 00:06:09,242 Please, just do this for me. 167 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:11,211 I'm gonna, and it's gonna knock 168 00:06:11,244 --> 00:06:13,004 your frickin' socks off! 169 00:06:15,981 --> 00:06:18,149 - Babe? - Huh? 170 00:06:18,174 --> 00:06:19,043 - Babe. - Hey. 171 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:20,528 Oh, thank God. 172 00:06:20,553 --> 00:06:22,007 Jess, 'sup? 173 00:06:22,032 --> 00:06:24,102 Did I murder him? 174 00:06:24,473 --> 00:06:25,754 My bad, bro. 175 00:06:25,779 --> 00:06:27,583 You shit! 176 00:06:27,608 --> 00:06:29,066 - Oh, my God. - Son of a bitch! 177 00:06:29,091 --> 00:06:31,060 - Todd! - I'll wrestle the shit 178 00:06:31,085 --> 00:06:32,364 - Todd! - Out of you! 179 00:06:32,389 --> 00:06:33,692 - Get... - You're mine, dick. 180 00:06:33,717 --> 00:06:35,701 - Get up. - What? 181 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:36,994 Ohhh. 182 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:38,120 Good call. 183 00:06:38,158 --> 00:06:40,694 Hydrate, recover, kick ass! 184 00:06:40,719 --> 00:06:41,888 Listen to me! 185 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,919 You and Chet are gonna talk this out. 186 00:06:43,944 --> 00:06:45,138 No way, dude. 187 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:46,999 Todd, put this to rest, 188 00:06:47,024 --> 00:06:48,625 or find someplace else to sleep tonight. 189 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:52,232 Oh, well, then, looks like I'm sleepin' 190 00:06:52,257 --> 00:06:53,817 somewheres else, then, doesn't it? 191 00:06:53,842 --> 00:06:55,145 Huh, Jess?! 192 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:56,591 You know I'm kiddin', right? 193 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,419 I'm kidding! 194 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:05,342 Can I get a spill off that agua? 195 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:09,472 I'll get it. 196 00:07:10,874 --> 00:07:13,746 So, the clinic's just up here. 197 00:07:13,771 --> 00:07:16,286 Oh, I'm just so glad that there's 198 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,618 no protestors waiting outside. 199 00:07:18,643 --> 00:07:19,990 Yeah. 200 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:21,262 We're lucky. 201 00:07:21,455 --> 00:07:24,258 Ahh, hello, welcome. 202 00:07:24,283 --> 00:07:25,896 I'm Dr. Florence. 203 00:07:25,921 --> 00:07:27,042 You're right on time. 204 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,569 - You must be Rosa. - I know you. 205 00:07:28,594 --> 00:07:32,332 I held you hostage, in camp, with him. 206 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,255 Ah! I'm so embarrassed. 207 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,653 I had no idea you were a doctor. 208 00:07:40,678 --> 00:07:42,552 It's okay. Totally fine. 209 00:07:42,577 --> 00:07:43,779 It's very understandable. 210 00:07:43,804 --> 00:07:44,973 - Oh, my God. - I look very young; 211 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,301 my voice is stupid. 212 00:07:46,326 --> 00:07:47,779 Please come in, welcome. 213 00:07:47,804 --> 00:07:49,501 Color me embarrassed. 214 00:07:49,526 --> 00:07:51,075 - Okay. - Okay. 215 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:54,192 Now, I understand you had a positive pregnancy test. 216 00:07:54,217 --> 00:07:55,951 Yeah, bit of a shocker. 217 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,489 Just kind of figured he was sterile, 218 00:07:57,514 --> 00:07:58,723 you know, look at him. 219 00:07:58,748 --> 00:08:00,349 - Okay. - Now, I know this is 220 00:08:00,374 --> 00:08:02,903 a very stressful time for you, Rosa, 221 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:04,290 but, you're not alone. 222 00:08:04,323 --> 00:08:05,693 This is good. 223 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,130 I feel safe here. 224 00:08:07,155 --> 00:08:10,039 I graduated medical school from John Hopkins 225 00:08:10,064 --> 00:08:12,400 and undergrad from Northwestern University, 226 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,573 - magna cum laude. - Okay, so we're here because... 227 00:08:14,598 --> 00:08:17,278 I founded this clinic in 2010, with the hopes of providing 228 00:08:17,303 --> 00:08:19,497 medical services for women, by women, 229 00:08:19,522 --> 00:08:21,278 - and it is my dream... - Very cool. 230 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:22,848 So we're here because Rosa 231 00:08:22,873 --> 00:08:24,341 would like to get an abortion. 232 00:08:24,869 --> 00:08:26,638 Excuse me, sir, would you mind 233 00:08:26,663 --> 00:08:27,911 stepping outside? 234 00:08:27,936 --> 00:08:31,540 I need to confer with the patient privately. 235 00:08:31,652 --> 00:08:34,375 I'll be okay. But I am gonna need you 236 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,396 to drive me home when I'm done. 237 00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:39,387 If you'll bring the car around. 238 00:08:39,412 --> 00:08:40,419 Okay. 239 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:42,741 I will just be 240 00:08:42,766 --> 00:08:43,552 outside. 241 00:08:43,577 --> 00:08:45,076 Confidentiality is very important 242 00:08:45,101 --> 00:08:46,269 in the medical field. 243 00:08:46,457 --> 00:08:48,981 Just read some magazines or something. 244 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:50,810 I get it, man. 245 00:08:50,835 --> 00:08:52,966 I know what you're goin' through right now. 246 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,761 You don't get a thing about me, you hippie trash. 247 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,891 You hummus-eating shitstain. 248 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,419 That! The anger, Todd! 249 00:09:00,444 --> 00:09:01,676 That's what I mean. That was me, 250 00:09:01,701 --> 00:09:04,247 back in Scottsdale. 251 00:09:04,272 --> 00:09:06,213 Wait, hold up. 252 00:09:06,677 --> 00:09:08,965 - You're from Scottsdale? - Shhyeah. 253 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:10,966 No, no, no, no, I'm from the Dale. 254 00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:12,193 What? 255 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,353 Seriously?! 256 00:09:13,557 --> 00:09:15,677 Dude, maybe our paths crossed. 257 00:09:15,702 --> 00:09:17,471 Oh, pssh! I doubt it, man. 258 00:09:17,528 --> 00:09:19,530 I was doing cool shit back in the 480. 259 00:09:19,563 --> 00:09:21,895 You were, what, living under a freeway? 260 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,997 Washing your balls in public fountains? 261 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,890 Taking a dump in a bush? 262 00:09:25,915 --> 00:09:27,833 No, man, I had a condo. 263 00:09:28,009 --> 00:09:30,112 I actually had a great life. 264 00:09:31,223 --> 00:09:32,792 'Til the day it all changed. 265 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:35,509 - The future is nanotechnologies. - Mm-mm, yeah, yeah! 266 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,380 I didn't make that call. That's just how it is. 267 00:09:37,405 --> 00:09:38,916 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's the direction 268 00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:41,194 everything's going, so you... 269 00:09:44,821 --> 00:09:47,133 Mr. Prime Minister, I'm gonna have to call you back. 270 00:09:54,098 --> 00:09:55,403 Oh! Nice one! 271 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,489 - Oh! Ay! Ah! - Ohhhhhhhhhh! 272 00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:01,732 Hey! 273 00:10:04,218 --> 00:10:06,921 I honestly think I would've killed that guy, man, but, 274 00:10:06,946 --> 00:10:09,215 before I could get in there, he'd run off. 275 00:10:09,319 --> 00:10:11,987 I didn't know what to do with the rage, so I just left. 276 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,180 Started medicating. 277 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:16,638 - Cocaine is what I mean. - No, I got it. 278 00:10:16,663 --> 00:10:17,831 Yeah, I know what that means. 279 00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:19,558 And that was it. Since that day, 280 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,368 everything just spiraled out for me. 281 00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:23,207 Damn, dude. 282 00:10:23,232 --> 00:10:24,867 Now you're this 283 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,873 friggin'... burnout. 284 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:30,936 Man, my point is I let anger poison me. 285 00:10:30,969 --> 00:10:32,905 Don't make the same mistake I did 286 00:10:32,937 --> 00:10:34,760 back at old Kitzmann Villas. 287 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,162 Wait. 288 00:10:38,187 --> 00:10:40,849 Your condo was in the Kitzmann Villas? 289 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,827 Yeah. Why? 290 00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:47,424 Ohhhhhhh! 291 00:10:47,786 --> 00:10:50,425 Hell, yeah! Whoo. 292 00:10:51,978 --> 00:10:53,965 Oh, my God. It's my boyfriend. 293 00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:55,698 - You have a boyfriend? - You gotta go. 294 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,059 What the hell? 295 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,575 What's up, man? 296 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,835 You okay? 297 00:11:08,071 --> 00:11:10,140 No. Yeah, no, I'm okay. 298 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:13,770 I was in real estate back home and the Kitzmann Villas, 299 00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:16,503 man, it's dope property, really good. 300 00:11:16,528 --> 00:11:18,470 - Oh, yeah. - Okay, whatever. 301 00:11:20,403 --> 00:11:22,349 I just always thought 302 00:11:22,374 --> 00:11:25,329 this was not how I get pregnant, 303 00:11:25,354 --> 00:11:28,524 that it would happen on my own terms, you know? 304 00:11:28,612 --> 00:11:31,983 With a pilot, probably Italian. 305 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:32,932 Yes. Of course. 306 00:11:32,957 --> 00:11:33,979 But then I think I'm like, 307 00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:36,448 "Wh-Who are you trying to kid, Rosa? 308 00:11:36,473 --> 00:11:37,948 "Huh? Stupid Rosa! 309 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:39,315 - "Aah!" - No, no, no, 310 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,975 - don't, no. - Yes, because so little 311 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,467 in my life has actually gone 312 00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:45,205 how I wanted it to go, you know? 313 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,332 And I feel like... 314 00:11:47,588 --> 00:11:50,794 like every choice I've ever made is the wrong choice. 315 00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:52,188 Oh, my sweet girl. 316 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,917 Also, like, I know I'm a little crazy. 317 00:11:55,942 --> 00:11:57,337 Hey, no, no, no, no, no. 318 00:11:57,362 --> 00:11:59,731 You are not crazy. 319 00:11:59,756 --> 00:12:00,780 No? 320 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:03,348 There are no wrong choices. 321 00:12:03,691 --> 00:12:05,561 Only different paths. 322 00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:10,306 You're so smart. 323 00:12:10,349 --> 00:12:11,977 - I know. - Wow, okay. 324 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,628 I think I'm ready now. 325 00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:23,657 - Hey-ey! - Hey. 326 00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:27,787 So, everything... taken care of? 327 00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:29,355 Owen. 328 00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:32,126 I've decided to keep the baby! 329 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,971 You're gonna be a dad! 330 00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:42,203 Owen! 331 00:12:42,235 --> 00:12:44,876 We're gonna have a baby! 332 00:12:44,901 --> 00:12:46,978 Can you even believe that?! 333 00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:49,406 - I literally can't even. - No? 334 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,924 Wow! What happened? 335 00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:53,321 Well, when I was talking to the doctor, I just... 336 00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:55,971 I felt this overwhelming sense of calm come over me. 337 00:12:55,996 --> 00:13:00,028 Like, this was a path I'm meant to go down. 338 00:13:00,053 --> 00:13:02,143 Thank you. 339 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,046 I got you. 340 00:13:04,071 --> 00:13:05,873 Anyway, obviously, I want you to be 341 00:13:05,898 --> 00:13:08,871 a part of this baby's life. So, come on! 342 00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,925 We have a nursery to paint. 343 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,518 Okay. 344 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,316 I'm just gonna go talk to the doctor 345 00:13:14,341 --> 00:13:15,268 - What? - Real quick. 346 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,659 - Why? - Uh, 347 00:13:16,684 --> 00:13:18,003 you know, to just kinda 348 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:19,300 - get some insurance stuff - Oh! 349 00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:20,198 Squared away. 350 00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:21,698 You're so responsible. 351 00:13:21,723 --> 00:13:22,992 Ooh! 352 00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:24,673 I should start thinkin' about baby names! 353 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:27,320 Oh, that's nice. 354 00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:29,315 What are you doing to me?! This was not part of the plan! 355 00:13:29,348 --> 00:13:31,184 I'm sorry, it's her baby. 356 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:32,384 I have to respect her choice. 357 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,661 Florence, there is no baby, okay? 358 00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:36,313 Now, thanks to you, I'm gonna have a knife in my back 359 00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:37,235 for the next nine months! 360 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,415 Oh, Owen. 361 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,119 How do you feel about eating the placenta, yum 362 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:42,617 or superyum? 363 00:13:42,642 --> 00:13:44,777 Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr. 364 00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:47,234 Oh, my God. She's insane. 365 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,931 You think so, doctor? 366 00:13:48,956 --> 00:13:50,292 We can fix this, okay? 367 00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:51,930 I just need to... 368 00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:58,794 Fight crazy with crazy. 369 00:13:58,819 --> 00:13:59,690 What? 370 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,151 Follow my lead. 371 00:14:01,671 --> 00:14:04,174 Rosa, hon, are you feeling okay? 372 00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:05,940 - You look a little flushed. - I do?! 373 00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:07,198 - Yeah. - No, I feel fine! 374 00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,858 Oh, good, good. That's good to hear. 375 00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:10,416 - P-erfect, even. - Okay, great, so I'm just gonna 376 00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:12,979 - go ahead and take your pulse. - Yeah. 377 00:14:13,004 --> 00:14:15,190 - Cautionary measure. - I feel like I'm glowing. 378 00:14:15,215 --> 00:14:16,917 Just gonna take that pulse. Oh, that's fast. 379 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,416 - What?! - Oh, wow! 380 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,979 Rosa, your water broke! 381 00:14:20,004 --> 00:14:20,924 - What?! - Oh, my gosh! 382 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:22,471 The baby's coming early. 383 00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:25,104 Uhh, nine months early? 384 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,948 You know, I've seen this happen in... 385 00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:30,603 mothers who are 386 00:14:30,735 --> 00:14:33,004 very fit and attractive. 387 00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:38,175 Ohhhhh! 388 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,201 The baby's coming! 389 00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,127 Ooh. 390 00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:43,622 Oh, mother 391 00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:45,729 [bleep] 392 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,335 Did you work things out with Chet? 393 00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:55,070 Something like that. 394 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,405 Good. 395 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:00,529 Hey. 396 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:02,865 You're a good man. 397 00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:05,426 I don't know about that. 398 00:15:05,451 --> 00:15:09,255 Remember when we were on a big break 399 00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:10,623 a few years back, 400 00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:12,390 during March Madness? 401 00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:14,558 Oh, yeah, March Sadness. 402 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,302 - Right. - Yeah. 403 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,535 Since we were officially split up, 404 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,295 I sort of hooked up with this girl. 405 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:22,631 I don't care. 406 00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:25,800 All that matters is who we are today. 407 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,904 - Okay? - Hmm. 408 00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:35,993 Rosa, it's another contraction! 409 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,386 You have to push! 410 00:15:37,411 --> 00:15:38,546 You can do this. 411 00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:39,882 Owen, tell her. 412 00:15:41,282 --> 00:15:42,416 Yeah, right, yes! 413 00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:43,551 Come on! Oh! 414 00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:45,418 Hey, Rosa, you can do this! 415 00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:46,949 You can do this, okay? 416 00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:48,394 - I'm so proud of you, okay? - Oh. 417 00:15:48,419 --> 00:15:50,013 Don't be afraid. I'm right here with you. 418 00:15:50,038 --> 00:15:51,039 You're amazing. 419 00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:52,333 Oh, oh. 420 00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:53,650 Sorry. 421 00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,427 Ooh, I can see the head! 422 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:57,453 - Yeah? Okay. - One more big push, Rosa, 423 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,562 you can do it! 424 00:15:58,587 --> 00:16:01,524 Uhh. Ohhhhhh! 425 00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:03,651 Oh, my gosh, one more big push! 426 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,316 - Ohhhhh! - Oh, my. 427 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,512 Wha...? 428 00:16:09,989 --> 00:16:11,142 It's a... 429 00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:12,855 it's a baby! 430 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,934 Oh, my God, it's... 431 00:16:16,568 --> 00:16:19,271 It's not what I expected. 432 00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,098 That's... 433 00:16:21,123 --> 00:16:23,692 That's even more beautiful. 434 00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,614 Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh! 435 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:32,496 And it's a boy, all right. 436 00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:36,356 It's my little boy. 437 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,887 Owen, look at your son. 438 00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:42,627 Hey. 439 00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:44,454 Hey, buddy. 440 00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:46,649 Little dude. 441 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:49,020 Wait a second. This can't be. 442 00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,348 What's wrong? 443 00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:52,542 - This blood test. - What? 444 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,770 According to this, Owen can't be the father. 445 00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:59,303 What is going on? 446 00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,043 Rosa... 447 00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,005 Is there something you're not telling us? 448 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:05,735 Ooh, yeah. I... 449 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,902 I wasn't quite sure, 450 00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:10,532 - but... - What is the meaning of this? 451 00:17:10,556 --> 00:17:11,692 Javier. 452 00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:15,514 Before I slept with you, I slept with Javier. 453 00:17:15,539 --> 00:17:17,508 You son of a bitch! 454 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,475 Owen, I'm so sorry, but it's just... 455 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,083 This must be his baby. 456 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,645 How could you? 457 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:26,027 I... I... 458 00:17:28,155 --> 00:17:30,826 # If you were a snake, I'd be scared of you # 459 00:17:31,132 --> 00:17:32,840 # If you were a jaguar # 460 00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:34,234 - Chet. - # I'd be scared, too # 461 00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:36,182 - Chet. - # But you're just a crab # 462 00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,110 - Chet! - # I'm just a crab # 463 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,844 Hey, man, look at this tiny miracle. 464 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,569 It's a hermit crab inside that. 465 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,398 I gotta tell you something, and, afterwards, 466 00:17:44,444 --> 00:17:46,691 you're gonna wanna punch me in the face, but F it. 467 00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:48,185 All we have is today. 468 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:49,761 I don't understand all the things 469 00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:50,887 that you're talking about. 470 00:17:50,912 --> 00:17:52,919 I banged your girlfriend. 471 00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:54,713 What? 472 00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:56,201 Kitzmann Villas. 473 00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:57,718 That was me. 474 00:17:59,736 --> 00:18:01,681 So, I'm not gonna be a father? 475 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:03,619 What a gut punch. 476 00:18:03,644 --> 00:18:04,713 Owen, I'm sorry. 477 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,025 But you can come visit the baby 478 00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:07,854 - Nah. No, - anytime. 479 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,181 It would hurt too much. 480 00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:10,006 Sure. 481 00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:11,447 Oh! 482 00:18:11,472 --> 00:18:12,607 - Oh, my God! - Rosa? 483 00:18:12,631 --> 00:18:13,970 Oh, my God! Oh, there's 484 00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:15,513 another one coming. 485 00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:16,806 It's twins! 486 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:17,998 - What? - No, it's not. 487 00:18:18,023 --> 00:18:20,626 Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! 488 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,546 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 489 00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:24,400 - Ohhhhhhh! - Hol... 490 00:18:24,425 --> 00:18:26,150 -y shit! 491 00:18:29,769 --> 00:18:31,472 It's a miracle. 492 00:18:36,752 --> 00:18:38,134 I don't understand, man. 493 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,727 You banged my girlfriend? 494 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,587 I broke the bro code. 495 00:18:44,322 --> 00:18:46,852 So break my face, man, come on! 496 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,347 Come on, pop me! 497 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,196 Do it! 498 00:18:53,027 --> 00:18:54,752 Ahhh! 499 00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:56,772 Or bear-hug me, sure. 500 00:18:56,797 --> 00:18:58,866 Yeah, okay, choke me out. 501 00:18:58,891 --> 00:19:01,556 - There! - Mmm! 502 00:19:01,581 --> 00:19:04,851 Takes big nuts to confess something like that, man. 503 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,823 You're not a bro, Todd. 504 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:08,317 You're a man, Todd. 505 00:19:08,342 --> 00:19:12,014 Plus, the guy that banged my girlfriend was Black. 506 00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:13,565 What?! 507 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,646 Why the hell are you doing this?! 508 00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:18,507 Sorry, my dude. 509 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,260 Ow, shit! 510 00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:28,799 That means there were multiple guys walking in 511 00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:31,254 on multiple affairs 512 00:19:31,331 --> 00:19:34,424 all over the Kitzmann Villas. 513 00:19:35,313 --> 00:19:37,877 [Bleep] Scottsdale, man. 514 00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:40,041 Yeah. 515 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,659 So, Javier and I 516 00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:43,851 have decided we're gonna... 517 00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:45,698 we're gonna try to give it a go. 518 00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,885 - We're so happy for you. - Oh, wow. 519 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,312 Thank you. We're gonna move 520 00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:50,971 to the other side of the island, though. 521 00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:52,464 Javier has family there. 522 00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:54,458 Plus, the schools are really good. 523 00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:56,119 Oh, that's so important. 524 00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:58,146 Yeah. Well, 525 00:19:58,185 --> 00:20:00,128 I should probably feed these two. 526 00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:01,791 You know, with my breasts. 527 00:20:01,816 --> 00:20:02,816 - We will go. Okay. Yeah. - I'm gonna go. 528 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:05,314 Wait, I wanted to tell you, 529 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,909 I named the babies. 530 00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,565 - Aw! - Ohhh! 531 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:11,393 Yeah. This one is Florence. 532 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,846 Oh, that's so nice. I'm honored. 533 00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:13,872 For you. 534 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,768 And this little guy is... 535 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,095 - Owen. - What?! 536 00:20:17,269 --> 00:20:19,093 Owen? 537 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,845 No. Hold on, I gotta get it outta... 538 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,473 - Oh. Wow. - No. 539 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:27,769 This is Tony Pepperoni. 540 00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:29,679 Bye, Tony. 541 00:20:29,737 --> 00:20:31,215 Pepperoni. 542 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,241 Tony Pepperoni. 543 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,920 Bye, Tony Pepperoni! 544 00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,511 Bye! 545 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,703 - Okay. - Bye. 546 00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:40,034 - Bye, guys. - Okay. 547 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,028 Okay, bye-bye. 548 00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:45,754 Ugh, I thought they'd never leave, huh? 549 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:46,809 Ohhhhh! 550 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:47,668 Oh, my God! 551 00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:48,993 We did it. 552 00:20:49,018 --> 00:20:50,691 Ohhhhh! 553 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,484 Wow. 554 00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:54,605 Huh. 555 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,629 That golf ball. 556 00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:02,022 Yeah, it's up inside her that whole time? 557 00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,090 - Ugh! 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