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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.

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Oh, my God, you piece of shit!

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Ugh, damn it!

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How is a girl suppose to
plan her takeover of Gotham

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if she can't see her kill board?

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It's only six people, Harls.

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And two of them were dead
when you made this list.

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Well, I wanted to give us a head start.

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Like when you put your
own money in the tip jar

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at the beginning of your barista shift.

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Ah! Mazel! How'd ya
make all these candles?

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Definitely not with the
rendered fat of dead zebras.

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Well, then I guess it remains a mystery.

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Ugh. We need power!
We can't keep depending

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on runaway zoo animals for
Psycho to make candles out of.

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I made hats, too.

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Gotham is a wasteland.
No one has reliable power.

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Riddle me this,

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what's the only place in Gotham

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with a still-intact power
plant and running water?

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Well, it's right here! At Riddle U!

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Where the young and promising
can charge their cell phones

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and their brains. Right, three girls?

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Yes, Dean Riddler.

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Mmm. Now, that's clean water.

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That asshole's the only one with power.

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We're gonna kill him next
and steal it for ourselves.

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Ive, hope you're vaccinated for HPV

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'cause we're goin' to college.

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Harley, you know we're too old

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to get the HPV vaccine, right?

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Okay, here's the plan.
We pretend to be coeds,

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sneak into Riddle U, kill the Riddler,

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maybe go to a sick party,

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and then we have all the
power and water to ourselves.

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Ooh! What are you gonna charge first?

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I'm gonna blow dry my hair!

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- As an actor...
- Not an actor!

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I know a thing or two about acting.

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To go undercover you
must become the cover.

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So much so that you can no longer
even remember your true self.

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Like a young Mr. Jonathan Depp

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in the television series 21 Jump Street,

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and a very old Mr. Jonathan Depp

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in the feature film 21 Jump Street.

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Yeah, you're not coming with.

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I agree, Clayface shouldn't go

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but your boo... Stephanie is mad-stoked

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to hook up with you on the quad.

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- Oh, God...
- What up?

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It is I, Stephanie,

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a fun, yet bookish transfer
student from Chico State.

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Yeah. Stephanie's not going either.

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No, she's not.

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You, however, are
going to a padded room.

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You're way harsher than the
girls who drove me out of Chico.

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I can't spill the deets 'cause
of the impending lawsuit, so...

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All right, Ive, are you ready
for all-night study seshes,

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talkin' philosophy and smokin' cloves,

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puttin' up any poster we
want in our dorm room! Ah!

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You know what, I do have an Indigo
Girls poster that does need a wall.

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Oh, my God! All right,
while you two geriatric coeds

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are rediscovering yourselves,

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the rest of us are makin' zebra
candles and chewin' on water!

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So it was zebras...

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Oh! At least the mouse
is alive this time.

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- Oh.
- Oh, my God!

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I drank two quarts of that shit.

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I fear we may not
survive until your return.

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Then you and Psycho find
a water filter. Great idea!

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Ive, hope you're vaccinated for
HPV 'cause we're goin' to college!

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- Yeah. You said that already.
- I know,

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but when I said it nobody knew
the plan so nobody laughed.

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Sure.

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Let us in, let us in, let us in!

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Put us down on that tower.

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Oh, if my girlfriend sees me

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hanging out with you hot young coeds...

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- Ugh.
- ... she's going to be green with envy.

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Oh, my God, fuckin' gross.

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- I thought it was cute, babe.
- Nice.

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Morning, students.

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Riddle me this, what's priceless
but still costs 60k a year?

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- Riddle U.
- It's better than Harvard.

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Carry on.

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Pretty lazy riddle, but he is
right about Harvard sucking.

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... and that was Water
Fountain 29 where you can get

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the best Riddler water
in all of new, New Gotham.

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Oh, my God, it's so interesting.

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So, like, I have a question.

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Where is the Riddler right now?

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I'm sorry. Were you two on
the tour when we started?

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I don't see your name tags.

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Oh, we told you at the
beginning of the tour

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that we were definitely there for.

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I, of course, am Heather Witherbee

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and this is my friend
Izziadora Staplebuntkin.

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Hmm. I feel like I would've
remembered such distinct names.

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Yes, yes. We do have very
distinct names, Heather.

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- It's chill, they're with me.
- Oh, thanks, Steph.

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Let's keep this train going.

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He actually showed up?
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.

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I dunno, Harls, I mean, he/she
seems to be very popular.

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And you've got to admit, like,

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Steph's really pulling off her crop top.

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I mean, you never really made it work.

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I know. I never know
what to pair it with.

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Well, that was a surprisingly
easy and delightful stroll

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across an apocalyptic wasteland.

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Of course it was!

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Any idiot could've done it.

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I'm a brilliant telepath and

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my talents are being squandered

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on menial tasks like this.

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And you do stuff, too.

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Shit! There's still cops?

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- Stop right there!
- He did it!

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Your treachery knows no bounds!

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I'm not going to jail
for you or anybody!

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Ah!

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Dang. Back to the clink.

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This is Two-Face territory.

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Whaddaya say, boys!

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Howzabout we compose 'em a story
on deez Chicago typewriters?

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What the fuck is dickhead
Tracy talking about?

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Oh, it's one of them old-timey phrases.

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See, from a distance
a Tommy gun sounds like...

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Ah! Well, I'll be damned!

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It does sound like a typewriter.

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And that is the last
of the 17 hedge mazes.

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Yeah, if we could just
have a follow-up question

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to Heather's earlier question.

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Do you think you could
lead us to the Riddler

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so we can thank him for
letting us in his university?

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I mean... It's not like
we're gonna kill him.

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He's a very busy man. You
never see him anywhere...

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and yet, he's everywhere.

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Uh, making sure that we all
have clean water and power.

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That concludes our tour.

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A bachelor's in puzzles
is not an education.

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Bring back a useful degree!

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One that guarantees gainful
employment like art history.

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What the hell was that?

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The Riddler's the only one
who asks questions around here!

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What? Everyone knows that.

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How long have you been here?
You know what? Never mind.

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- While you're here, will you...
- Join the theater department?

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- No.
- But if I already have?

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Just get intel on the
Riddler's whereabouts.

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Ivy and I are gonna do some
general snoopin' around.

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Fine. Can do. Oh, Chad! Wait up!

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Wow, this place is huge. Where do
we even start to look for Ridd...

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Oh, there he is.

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Riddle me this!

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You're about to die, bitch.

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You're not Riddler.
Who the hell are you?

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I'm Jiminey Riddles...
The Riddle U mascot.

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Holy frick, it's Harley Quinn?

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Shit!

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Ha!

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Would you like to audition
for the a cappella club?

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Would you like to audition
for the cool a cappella club?

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You're not cooler than us, Garrett!

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Oh, shit!

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Shit!

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Argh!

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Yeah, I know. And I got made by
the surprisingly agile tour guide.

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- So...
- Let's go kill a tour guide.

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Find the tour guide.

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Ugh. College Ivy is no fun!

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Hey, I just want to be clear.
I'm anti-forcefully entering

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the dorm room of a girl who
sure does not want us in there.

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Under normal circumstances, agree.

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But Ive, this is an emergency procedure.

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- Ahh!
- Babs, don't shoot!

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Izziadora? You work for Harley Quinn?

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Wait... Poison Ivy?

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You were gonna rat
us out to the Riddler!

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What? No! Heck. If anything,

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I want someone to take down the Riddler.

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Hey Waynebox. Play
"Party mix". And turn it up.

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Look, there's some
seriously terrible stuff

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that's been going on here
ever since Riddler took over.

185
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Like, what kinda stuff?

186
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Well, like, we used to have
a really good basketball team

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and all the best
players just disappeared.

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And let's just say, it wasn't
because they went pro.

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Okay? I mean, they were good
for Division II, but you know...

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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying

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students are disappearing.
Riddler's behind it.

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And I wanna take him
down... If you don't kill me.

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Yeah, but how do we know
that the second we untie you,

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you're not gonna turn
us in to your dean?

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You'll just have to trust me.

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Fair warning, I'm only wearing a towel.

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By the by, you're out of
lavender herbal essen...

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What the hell is going on here?

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Waynebox! Turn down "Party mix!"

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- Hey, Dad...
- Who are these two

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and why is there a plant
wrapped around you?

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There's a lot a suspicious
things going on here.

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- She's gonna turn us in!
- We're just... Vining, Dad.

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It's an Internet thing.
You wouldn't get it.

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Goddamn Internet.

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You ladies have fun.

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I just came out to get
another beer for the shower.

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Oopsie-daisy.

209
00:10:00,014 --> 00:10:02,706
So, Commissioner Gordon is your dad

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and he lives with you in this dorm room?

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He snuck in before
the Riddler took over.

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It's been a...

213
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... rough couple of
months. For both of us.

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I've been trying to track
the Riddler and he keeps

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coming back to this one location

216
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There's something going on
in this fraternity house.

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I see people go in but
they never come out.

218
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Uh, how is that different
from a normal frat house?

219
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I don't know yet.

220
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But I have three wristbands
to a party there tonight.

221
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Hey, this is gonna sound crazy,

222
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'cause you're supervillains and all, but

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if you're past the killing me thing,

224
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- maybe we can all go and...
- Great. Thanks.

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Oh, come on! I had to
chug a beer to get those!

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I didn't like the way it tasted!

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Or the way it made me feel! Come back!

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So explain that "vining" thing to me.

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Is it something you and I could
do? Or would that be weird?

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That'd be weird.

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You got moxie but we got
guns. You're surrounded, see?

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How are we going to get out of here?

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Ah, perfect!

234
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I can't reach the pedals
and you can't fit inside.

235
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,988
We're gonna make a few modifications.

236
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Is it just me, or do yous hear welding?

237
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And you said you didn't
want the long metal spike.

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Whoo-hoo! I can admit when I'm wrong.

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Ha-ha! There's another one. Get 'em!

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Do I like Chad? Yes.

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But I don't know if I'm ready
to be "Chad's girlfriend".

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Why does he want to rush to label it?

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How long did he give you to decide?

244
00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,209
Just the weekend! And I'm auditioning

245
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,949
for Garrett's a cappella group.

246
00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:41,248
Ugh! That's still the cool one, right?

247
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,288
It's too much pressure!

248
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:47,118
Hey Steph! Can we grab ya for a second?

249
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,841
We got some intel.

250
00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:52,028
So did I. Betsy Dunkhaven
has a crush on Ava Stein...

251
00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:54,158
absolutely hates Hunter McMurray.

252
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,828
Who could blame her? Hunter's
got areolas the size of...

253
00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,870
... pancakes.

254
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,476
They touch in the middle.

255
00:12:01,478 --> 00:12:04,108
We got some intel about
the Riddler. He's inside.

256
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,508
And we got wristbands.

257
00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:07,578
VIP, bitches.

258
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,132
Holy shit! How'd you get that?

259
00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:11,660
It pays to be chad's
"almost-girlfriend".

260
00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,618
Ugh! Gross.

261
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,852
Gross. And grosser. Oh, Harley...

262
00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:25,636
What? It's an ice luge.

263
00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:29,069
Ya know I can't resist alcohol
bein' poured down an icy surface.

264
00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:30,468
No, I did not know that.

265
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,468
Listen, Harls. Game face, okay?

266
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,440
We got to keep our eyes
out for the Riddler.

267
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:38,914
I'm pretty sure that was the Riddler.

268
00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:40,508
It might've just been Jiminey Riddles.

269
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,278
No no, that's Jiminey Riddles.

270
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,308
The whole party is a fundraiser to cover

271
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:47,278
his medical bills for the
beating you gave him.

272
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,580
I already donated.

273
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,188
Oh, you're good, Steph.

274
00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:53,618
Sorry. VIP only.

275
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,759
But we're with Steph.

276
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,088
Do I look like I give a shit?
Gotta have a VIP wristband.

277
00:12:57,090 --> 00:13:00,258
All right, Stephanie.

278
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,850
You go in, you look
around, you report back.

279
00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:04,119
Real simple peek n' speak.

280
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,968
What if I run into Chad and
he asks me where we stand?

281
00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:09,338
I mean, sure, he gave me the weekend,

282
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:12,308
but it would be awkward
not to talk about it.

283
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,138
But if we did talk about it...

284
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,448
Oh, my God, it'd be just as awkward!

285
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,678
Ah! I'm being ripped apart!

286
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,418
Ugh, I'm going to text my counselor!

287
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,648
Oh, my God! You're a
fucking clay monster.

288
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:27,350
Forget about Chad for five
seconds and do your goddamn job.

289
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,269
The best thing about
chest hair, chip catcher.

290
00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:43,308
That's not even from
the bag you're eat...

291
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,342
Come on, Dad!

292
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,245
We know the Riddler's up to
something in that frat house!

293
00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:49,101
Now, put on your shirt and
let's go full swat on his ass.

294
00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,149
I don't do shirts anymore.
And I certainly don't swat.

295
00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,419
Now, if you'll excuse me.

296
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,579
I have some Kimmy Schmidt to binge.

297
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,618
This school needs a champion!

298
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,658
New, New Gotham needs a hero!

299
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,090
No. This city needs the Bat. I...

300
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,610
need the Bat.

301
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,190
That's not a chip.

302
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,078
Ugh. He's been in there way too long.

303
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,142
Let's just kill the bouncer.

304
00:14:24,144 --> 00:14:25,744
Yeah, but we don't
want to cause a scene.

305
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,580
Watch this, Ive.

306
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,518
Hey, girls.

307
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,218
So, I figured out how

308
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,851
he's generating electricity.

309
00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:13,598
By inviting people to fake
frat parties, kidnapping them,

310
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,398
and forcing them to
run on hamster wheels,

311
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,428
effectively turning them
into human batteries?

312
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:20,698
Oh, wait. That makes way more
sense than what I was thinking.

313
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:26,508
Oh, my God, that hurt!

314
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,478
Well, what fortuitous timing.

315
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,210
We just had two jobs open up.

316
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:38,788
Congratulations, graduates.
Welcome to the workforce.

317
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,458
Joke's on you, Riddler!

318
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,828
- I don't do jokes... I do...
- Whatever.

319
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,558
The point is you're in for a surprise.

320
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,158
'Cause we ain't beautiful, young coeds.

321
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:51,698
We're beautiful, regular-aged women.

322
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,538
- That's right, Harley Quinn...
- Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

323
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,838
I Know! Gee, I wonder what gave it away?

324
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,678
The '90s miniskirts, the pigtails,

325
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,538
the overall shorts, or the chunky flats?

326
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,778
- Oh.
- Jesus.

327
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:06,148
So you took down
Penguin and came for me.

328
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:11,248
Well, I got something Cobblepot
doesn't, a riddle stick!

329
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,788
Why are you laughing?

330
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:18,758
No. It's a super, super
cool name, very menacing.

331
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,198
It's a cane. What are
ya gonna do, trip us?

332
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,270
See? It is cool.

333
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,618
Oh! How convenient, those
fake police men ran out of gas.

334
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:51,128
Uh, pretty sure it was my sick
driving that scared them off.

335
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:54,328
You idiots! They stopped following you

336
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,670
because you left Two-Face territory.

337
00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:00,338
You're in Bane town now.

338
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,238
It's actually Baneton.

339
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:10,108
And if you lived here, you'd
be home by now. Let's get em'.

340
00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:14,518
What? We just built a mega death car.

341
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,918
You think we're afraid
of a few Bane goons?

342
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,770
I think we underestimated
the Bane goons.

343
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,308
Running sucks!

344
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:46,918
Uh, faster! My battery's only at 75%.

345
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,488
I can't believe Chad set me up.

346
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:55,490
I broke my purity ring for him.

347
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,558
Clayface, pull it together.

348
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,688
Turn into something skinny
and slip out of your belt.

349
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:04,160
Are you calling me fat?

350
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,539
Honestly, this is some of
his best character work.

351
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:11,468
Yeah. I'm not sure how much
longer I can do this in clogs.

352
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,438
What is Rodger and
Hammerstein's Oklahoma?

353
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,710
- Ah. Yes.
- Let them go, Riddler!

354
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,818
How'd you get in here?

355
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:24,818
See, Tanner? I said we
should have a retinal scanner

356
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,990
but you were all like,

357
00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:29,288
"No, wristbands are fine,
It'll be fun, like Coachella!"

358
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:32,958
This is my last warning.
I'm warning you.

359
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,968
Tanner, go kill her.

360
00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:37,798
Oh, great. Now I gotta
watch Gordon's kid die.

361
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:46,638
Oh, my God. Did you kill Tanner?

362
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,608
No! No?

363
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:53,478
No. I said, let them go, Riddler!

364
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:06,388
Whatcha gonna do? Shoot all of us?

365
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:07,660
No! Just that switch!

366
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,022
Frick!

367
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:15,008
When someone says, "What are
you gonna do, shoot all of us?"

368
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,810
You say "No! Just you!" Not the switch!

369
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,838
You've just been citizens arrested!

370
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,639
Gosh, I'm good.

371
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,308
Is this what it feels like to be Batman?

372
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,508
Because I feel like
a superhero right now!

373
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,078
Wow, Babs,

374
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,648
you really know how to just
kill the post-fight mood.

375
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,918
Sorry. I'm gonna call my dad.

376
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,018
He'll arrest Riddler
and take him to Arkham.

377
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,618
Oh, my gosh!

378
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,789
This is gonna be so
great for his self-esteem.

379
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:10,058
I dunno. I mean, he seemed pretty
confident earlier in that towel.

380
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,788
We'll just drop Riddler at Arkham.

381
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,598
You sure? I mean, I could come with.

382
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,829
Then maybe we could get Fro-Yo?

383
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,761
Or w-what do you usually do after

384
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,538
a high-octane battle
between good and evil?

385
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,938
Yeah, we're gonna do
the drive-thru at Arkham.

386
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,340
It's on our way home. Easy peasy. Byeee!

387
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,718
Knees up, bitch.

388
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,928
Cheese!

389
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,388
You're the bitch!

390
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:44,873
And a liar.

391
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,796
You told that nice girl that
you were taking me to Arkham!

392
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,868
Three down, three to go.

393
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:57,038
Ah! We are gods!

394
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,908
Or at least demigods. Maybe Titans.

395
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:05,719
One brand-new industrial strength
water purifier as requested.

396
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,019
Oh, that's what you guys were doin'?

397
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,818
Yeah, that's what we were doin'!

398
00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:11,118
We went through hell to get you this.

399
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,788
We took out half of Two-Face's army!

400
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:18,558
And we had to get stomped into
the Bane boys. Fucking Bane!

401
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,859
We made a death car!

402
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,869
Oh. Well, you know, once
we got the power runnin'

403
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:26,098
the water started
comin' out clear, so...

404
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:32,179
Ugh! Well, I for one am glad

405
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,438
we can once more be free from

406
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,578
the petty trappings of campus life.

407
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,948
Oh, Chad!

408
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,503
What do ya think'll happen to Babs?

409
00:21:43,505 --> 00:21:46,220
Eh, you know, I mean, once
the adrenaline wears off,

410
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,659
she'll probably go back to studying,

411
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,719
she'll graduate...

412
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,159
Hopefully she grows out of her awkward

413
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,758
Batman obsession phase.

414
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,858
I mean, we all did.

415
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,570
I don't know. I feel like
we awakened something in her.

416
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120
Yeah.

417
00:22:25,514 --> 00:22:28,514
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