1 00:00:02,926 --> 00:00:04,457 Ah. 2 00:00:04,817 --> 00:00:07,036 Listen to those birds. 3 00:00:07,072 --> 00:00:08,445 Mm. 4 00:00:08,586 --> 00:00:10,291 I love it out here. It's so peaceful. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,809 We should have done this months ago. 6 00:00:12,895 --> 00:00:15,258 - I'm gonna go for a run. - Okay. Let's just make sure it's safe. 7 00:00:15,294 --> 00:00:17,619 - Okay. - Okay, now! Go now! 8 00:00:18,637 --> 00:00:19,653 Four days ago, 9 00:00:19,689 --> 00:00:22,373 Claire and I moved out here to the driveway. 10 00:00:22,457 --> 00:00:24,174 The house exceeded maximum capacity 11 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:25,597 when Alex moved back home. 12 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:26,813 She quit her fancy job 13 00:00:26,849 --> 00:00:28,907 for something low-paying and ethical! 14 00:00:28,957 --> 00:00:29,957 Yay. 15 00:00:30,016 --> 00:00:33,442 Between her, Luke, Dylan, Haley, and the twins, 16 00:00:33,478 --> 00:00:35,792 things have devolved into total chaos. 17 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:37,824 Alex! Open up! 18 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:40,156 My hair is drying, and I haven't put any product in yet. 19 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,341 Go use Dad's! 20 00:00:41,388 --> 00:00:43,974 Ugh! Can I get like two minutes to myself?! 21 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:45,693 Oh, my God! 22 00:00:45,953 --> 00:00:48,261 Hey! You woke up the babies, you idiot! 23 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:49,701 Haley! 24 00:00:49,901 --> 00:00:51,091 Great, now he's up. 25 00:00:51,162 --> 00:00:53,131 Darn it, Luke. That was my foot! 26 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,836 Who made macaroni and cheese and left it out? 27 00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:57,719 Sorry, Mrs. D. That was me and Luke. 28 00:00:57,763 --> 00:00:58,970 But in our defense, we were high 29 00:00:59,006 --> 00:01:00,870 and got spooked by your German dishwasher. 30 00:01:00,952 --> 00:01:04,085 Well, now the entire kitchen is covered with ants, and so am I. 31 00:01:04,121 --> 00:01:05,191 God, I got to take a shower. 32 00:01:05,227 --> 00:01:06,962 Well, good luck with that. No more hot water. 33 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:08,948 Yep! Gonna lose a toenail. 34 00:01:08,984 --> 00:01:10,852 There goes sandal season! 35 00:01:20,419 --> 00:01:22,630 - Subtitles by explosiveskull corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:24,123 --> 00:01:25,795 Oh. Do you love it? 37 00:01:25,831 --> 00:01:27,626 Oh, my God! You've gotten so much done. 38 00:01:27,693 --> 00:01:29,609 Well, I wanted to finish it before the housewarming. 39 00:01:29,645 --> 00:01:30,879 It looks so good. 40 00:01:30,962 --> 00:01:33,058 Thank you! I swear it's this place. 41 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:34,478 It... It makes me better at things. 42 00:01:34,514 --> 00:01:36,149 I... Yesterday, I threw my T-shirt 43 00:01:36,185 --> 00:01:38,239 at the laundry basket, yelled, "Money!" 44 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,935 and it almost went in. 45 00:01:39,994 --> 00:01:42,247 It's been a weird and wonderful month. 46 00:01:42,283 --> 00:01:43,525 We adopted a baby boy. 47 00:01:43,593 --> 00:01:45,089 Yeah, and we moved into a new home, 48 00:01:45,158 --> 00:01:46,657 which we love so much, 49 00:01:46,693 --> 00:01:48,962 we named our son after our street. 50 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:50,833 - Rexford. - Rex Tucker-Pritchett. 51 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:52,649 With a name like that, he can be anything he wants... 52 00:01:52,723 --> 00:01:55,247 a quarterback, a running back, a middle linebacker. 53 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,527 Oh, he... he's got big feet. 54 00:01:56,563 --> 00:01:57,830 Maybe he could be a kicker. 55 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,724 Why don't you believe in him, Mitchell? 56 00:02:02,183 --> 00:02:03,299 This is crazy! 57 00:02:03,341 --> 00:02:04,884 We're out of everything! 58 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,137 Is that the last of the cereal? 59 00:02:06,173 --> 00:02:07,547 Oh, we haven't had cereal in days. 60 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:09,274 This is formula over croutons. 61 00:02:09,344 --> 00:02:10,813 They're grrrrrross! 62 00:02:10,849 --> 00:02:12,640 Ooh, coffee dust. 63 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,631 - Ew! - Don't... Don't judge me! 64 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,291 You've been wearing bathing suits for underwear 65 00:02:18,327 --> 00:02:19,718 since the washing machine broke. 66 00:02:19,785 --> 00:02:21,211 I wish I had a clean bathing suit. 67 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:23,811 I had to cut leg holes into a shower cap. 68 00:02:23,854 --> 00:02:25,419 Do I have coffee in my teeth? 69 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:26,774 - Mm. - Arvin wants to meet 70 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,816 before I sign the contract, for some reason. 71 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:29,931 Ooh. 72 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:32,633 I bet I know the reason why. 73 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,512 'Cause he wants to get with you. 74 00:02:34,566 --> 00:02:36,823 No, he does not. He's about to be my boss. 75 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,109 Which is why he wants to talk before you sign. 76 00:02:39,172 --> 00:02:41,147 Nowadays, you get in trouble for dating at work 77 00:02:41,238 --> 00:02:44,143 unless it's a pre-existing relationship. 78 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:45,930 I know this because I had to go to an HR thing 79 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,299 thanks to some smoking-hot janitor 80 00:02:47,378 --> 00:02:48,823 who can't take a compliment. 81 00:02:49,171 --> 00:02:51,676 Married mother of two, and you are insane. 82 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:54,026 - Eh. - Arvin doesn't see me that way. 83 00:02:55,224 --> 00:02:57,402 I mean, d-does he, do you think? 84 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:58,451 Yes! 85 00:02:58,487 --> 00:02:59,672 He gets all nervous 86 00:02:59,708 --> 00:03:02,003 and yammery when he's around you. 87 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:04,264 How do you still not know you're a babe? 88 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:07,232 Well, I mean, you did call me a frumpy nerd for 20 years. 89 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:09,364 Well, I didn't stop because I got nicer. 90 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,359 Who ate all the formula and croutons? 91 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,306 Where are Mom and Dad? We need food. 92 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,534 Wait. What's that smell? 93 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:18,989 Phil! 94 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,847 Bacon? They're gonna smell that. 95 00:03:20,883 --> 00:03:22,256 Oh, my God! I didn't think about that! 96 00:03:22,329 --> 00:03:23,554 Quick! Eat it! 97 00:03:23,616 --> 00:03:25,048 Ow! Worth it. 98 00:03:25,184 --> 00:03:27,260 Ow! Worth it. 99 00:03:27,311 --> 00:03:29,350 Hey! They have food! 100 00:03:29,386 --> 00:03:31,227 And coffee. Are you guys living in here? 101 00:03:31,263 --> 00:03:33,417 Mom, I need to borrow some underwear. 102 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:38,655 It's not my fault. I tried to stop him. 103 00:03:38,691 --> 00:03:40,347 Stop who? What happened? 104 00:03:41,084 --> 00:03:43,085 Ay, your hair! Where is it?! 105 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:44,432 Dad took me to his barber. 106 00:03:44,468 --> 00:03:46,288 It was so cool! 107 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:47,707 Have you heard of Playboy? 108 00:03:47,773 --> 00:03:50,037 - I'm going to kill him! - It gets worse. 109 00:03:50,073 --> 00:03:52,305 He went rogue on Mitch and Cam's housewarming gift. 110 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:54,174 So, he didn't buy the coffee table book 111 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:56,325 about Los Angeles through the decades? 112 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,123 Check this out! 113 00:03:57,159 --> 00:03:58,852 - Oh, my God! - See? 114 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:01,079 You don't get that reaction from a picture of a dusty guy 115 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:02,934 picking oranges on Sunset Boulevard. 116 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:05,631 That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. 117 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,260 But I like my hair! 118 00:04:07,296 --> 00:04:09,348 No, not you, sweetie. You're perfect. 119 00:04:09,384 --> 00:04:11,906 And no woman will ever deserve you. 120 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,142 Hey, I don't know if you journal, 121 00:04:13,179 --> 00:04:14,718 but you might want to dog-ear today's page 122 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:15,855 for your future therapist. 123 00:04:15,891 --> 00:04:19,287 Jay, you can't be buying home décor things for gays. 124 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:21,227 Mitch and Cam are going to hate this thing! 125 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:23,302 No, they won't. The guys are gonna love it. 126 00:04:23,343 --> 00:04:25,112 - Just like Joe loves his haircut. - Ay. 127 00:04:25,148 --> 00:04:27,099 Everybody's gonna think that he has lice. 128 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:28,294 I hope not. 129 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,241 Bad hygiene is one of Miss September's 130 00:04:30,297 --> 00:04:31,878 three biggest turn-offs. 131 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,317 Mitchell! 132 00:04:35,381 --> 00:04:36,638 I love this house! 133 00:04:36,674 --> 00:04:37,955 Do you love it? Say you love it. 134 00:04:37,991 --> 00:04:39,240 I do. I love it. 135 00:04:39,276 --> 00:04:40,282 - I love the flow. - Ah! 136 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:42,824 I love the lights. I love the location. 137 00:04:42,899 --> 00:04:45,073 There... There's even a karaoke room in the basement. 138 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:47,017 So fun! 139 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:49,881 The last time I had a hot Mike in my basement... 140 00:04:49,967 --> 00:04:51,869 You know what? I'm gonna wait till there are more people here. 141 00:04:51,947 --> 00:04:53,937 - Yeah. - Oh, oh, the baby's awake. 142 00:04:53,973 --> 00:04:55,126 Do... Do you want to meet him? 143 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,728 I do. I can ask him if he liked our gift. 144 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:58,810 We never heard. 145 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,443 Hello? 146 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,210 Mr. Tucker. It's Jim Alvarez. 147 00:05:03,246 --> 00:05:06,370 Athletic Director from the University of North Central Missouri. 148 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:09,430 Uh, yes, of course. How... How can I help you? 149 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:11,496 This is a bit of an awkward call. 150 00:05:11,532 --> 00:05:12,905 As you know, you were the runner-up 151 00:05:12,941 --> 00:05:14,484 for our head coaching job. 152 00:05:14,552 --> 00:05:16,036 Uh, yes, yes, and, uh, you know, 153 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:18,509 Coach Ashley is a-a great guy, great choice. 154 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:20,321 No hard feelings. I actually... 155 00:05:20,396 --> 00:05:23,143 I sent him a bottle of congratulatory scotch. 156 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:24,347 Well, he drank it. 157 00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:26,892 Then he did a press conference where he used some colorful language 158 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:28,478 to address a female reporter 159 00:05:28,514 --> 00:05:30,725 and blamed some things on the Jews. 160 00:05:31,334 --> 00:05:32,239 Oh, my. 161 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,340 The point is, uh, 162 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,755 the job is yours, if you still want it. 163 00:05:35,809 --> 00:05:37,576 S... I'm... I'm sorry. W-What? 164 00:05:37,612 --> 00:05:38,930 I know this is coming at you fast, 165 00:05:38,966 --> 00:05:41,201 but I'll need an answer by the end of the day, 166 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:42,931 so talk it over with the mister 167 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:43,971 and, uh, let me know. 168 00:05:44,007 --> 00:05:45,948 Um, uh, yes. O-Ok... Uh, yes. 169 00:05:45,984 --> 00:05:48,206 Okay, thank... thank you very... thank you very much. 170 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:53,574 Look at him! He's perfect! 171 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:55,954 I know. I know. It's all perfect. 172 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,922 It's like the universe gave me everything I wanted. 173 00:06:10,348 --> 00:06:12,437 Okay, family meeting. 174 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,839 Please. Sit down. Dylan, please. Thank you. 175 00:06:15,466 --> 00:06:16,878 Now, um, 176 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:18,212 this is gonna sound harsh. 177 00:06:18,248 --> 00:06:21,110 No... No parent with half a heart wants to say this, 178 00:06:21,146 --> 00:06:22,656 so, Claire? 179 00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:25,417 Fine. I have no problem saying it. 180 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,521 There are too many people living in this house. 181 00:06:27,995 --> 00:06:29,755 It's disgusting! 182 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:31,288 I think there's something alive 183 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,435 in the kitchen sink water. 184 00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:33,587 It's just Sinky. 185 00:06:33,623 --> 00:06:35,636 You didn't turn on the garbage disposal, did you? 186 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,031 O-Okay. W-We cannot live this way! 187 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,455 One of you has to move out. 188 00:06:40,491 --> 00:06:41,949 - What?! That's not fair! - Are you serious?! 189 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,296 - Are you kidding me?! That's not okay! - You can't just spring this on us! 190 00:06:43,332 --> 00:06:44,306 - I mean, how could you do that? - I-I just took 191 00:06:44,342 --> 00:06:45,842 - a huge salary cut. - It's so unfair! 192 00:06:45,878 --> 00:06:46,957 So it is really not a good time 193 00:06:46,993 --> 00:06:48,422 - for me to move. - Me neither. 194 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:50,310 I just took a leave of absence from work 195 00:06:50,346 --> 00:06:51,719 to spend more time with my family. 196 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:54,608 Well, I have two babies and a special needs husband. 197 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:56,412 It's true. I have a medical condition 198 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:59,063 that requires a room big enough for a giant mattress. 199 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:00,316 He sleep-wiggles. 200 00:07:00,352 --> 00:07:02,486 Look, if one of you doesn't volunteer, 201 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,701 your mother's gonna have to pick someone. 202 00:07:04,737 --> 00:07:06,983 Well, Haley's the oldest. There's four of them. 203 00:07:07,019 --> 00:07:08,519 And honestly, it's only a matter of time 204 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:09,640 before she gets pregnant again. 205 00:07:09,676 --> 00:07:11,479 Especially since he's a wiggler. 206 00:07:11,573 --> 00:07:13,255 Whoa! We can say it. 207 00:07:13,357 --> 00:07:16,395 Well, Alex is the one that has the most education. 208 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:18,440 I shouldn't be penalized for being smart. 209 00:07:18,476 --> 00:07:19,977 I'm not running for president. 210 00:07:20,013 --> 00:07:21,532 What about you? Didn't you apply to college? 211 00:07:21,568 --> 00:07:24,694 Yeah, and I never heard back from them. College is rude. 212 00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:27,414 Okay! You can figure this out amongst the three of you 213 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:28,635 as you clean up the house. 214 00:07:28,671 --> 00:07:30,491 We need a name by the end of the day. 215 00:07:30,562 --> 00:07:31,843 Well, it's not gonna be me. 216 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:34,662 I just can't imagine being apart from my best friend. 217 00:07:35,478 --> 00:07:36,658 Nice try, Luke. 218 00:07:37,254 --> 00:07:39,482 - Help me. It's working. - Oh, come on. 219 00:07:42,477 --> 00:07:43,883 Hey, Cam. Look! 220 00:07:45,019 --> 00:07:46,771 Cam! Cam! 221 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,978 Oh, s... I'm sorry. My... My mind was elsewhere. 222 00:07:49,045 --> 00:07:50,515 Our neighbor just dropped this off. 223 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:52,484 So sweet! And... And guess what. 224 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,617 - She's a pediatrician. - Ohh! 225 00:07:53,653 --> 00:07:55,540 - I mean, how lucky is that? - Ohh! 226 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,656 That's amazing! Now you don't have to ugly up the house 227 00:07:57,692 --> 00:07:59,019 with baby-proofing. 228 00:07:59,055 --> 00:08:00,209 Don't ever have kids. 229 00:08:00,245 --> 00:08:01,869 There's champagne, there's truffles, 230 00:08:01,905 --> 00:08:03,698 - there's caviar. - Ohh, city folk, huh?! 231 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,780 I mean, whatever happened to a basket of apples 232 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:08,119 and a thoughtfully misspelled note?! 233 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,526 I mean, huh? It's like... 234 00:08:09,562 --> 00:08:10,967 Alright, give us a tour, 235 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:12,755 - and make sure it includes the bar. - Yes! 236 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:14,707 Okay, so let's start down in the karaoke room, 237 00:08:14,743 --> 00:08:16,350 and then we'll work our way up to the master. 238 00:08:16,386 --> 00:08:19,326 Oh, sounds like my dream date! 239 00:08:19,631 --> 00:08:21,899 Sorry, I'm a single father. I never get out. 240 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,282 Is this still how we talk? 241 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:25,158 Okay. No. Uh, alright. Right this way. 242 00:08:25,244 --> 00:08:26,976 Okay, I hope the big earthquake that we're long overdue for 243 00:08:27,012 --> 00:08:28,848 doesn't hit while you're down there! 244 00:08:29,891 --> 00:08:31,471 You're being so negative. 245 00:08:31,507 --> 00:08:33,898 - What is wrong with you? - Okay, look, I have to tell someone, 246 00:08:33,934 --> 00:08:36,435 but you cannot repeat it to anyone, especially Mitchell! 247 00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:38,434 - Oh. - I just got offered 248 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:40,390 the football job that I wanted in Missouri. 249 00:08:40,426 --> 00:08:41,510 But you just moved in! 250 00:08:41,546 --> 00:08:42,685 - I know. - With a newborn! 251 00:08:42,721 --> 00:08:44,564 - I know! - And you were the one pushing for both! 252 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,400 I don't need a recap! It's my crisis! 253 00:08:46,436 --> 00:08:48,112 We're here! 254 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:49,711 Hey! Hey, guys! 255 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:51,807 Wow! Joe, nice haircut! 256 00:08:51,843 --> 00:08:52,961 - See? - See? 257 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:55,137 - I miss his old hair. - It's cute. 258 00:08:55,198 --> 00:08:57,345 He looks like Tom Cruise in "A Few Good Men." 259 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:59,707 I wouldn't mind cruising a few good men. 260 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,410 Again, I'm sorry. 261 00:09:02,446 --> 00:09:04,432 I spend all my time at kids' birthday parties. 262 00:09:04,468 --> 00:09:06,224 We're really probably better than this now, right? 263 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:07,273 - Yeah. - Anyways, 264 00:09:07,309 --> 00:09:08,968 we brought you a housewarming gift. 265 00:09:09,044 --> 00:09:11,255 - Oh. - Jay deserves all the credit. 266 00:09:11,319 --> 00:09:13,193 - Close your eyes. - Maybe never open them. 267 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:17,809 Ta-da! 268 00:09:18,284 --> 00:09:20,400 He's an old-time barkeep. Now, check it out. 269 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,644 He's a big guy, like Cam, 270 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,528 and he's got red hair, like you! 271 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,865 Dad! This is exactly what we needed... a little whimsy! 272 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,979 I love it! 273 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:31,573 No, you don't. Other gays, tell him. 274 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,476 We're gonna have so much fun with this guy. 275 00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,167 We can throw a-an Uncle Sam hat on him 276 00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:39,890 for the 4th of July, a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving. 277 00:09:39,926 --> 00:09:41,717 Or a rainbow wig for... for Pride. 278 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:44,350 Well, it's a piece of art. I don't think you want to make it silly. 279 00:09:44,503 --> 00:09:46,099 So, does this, uh, big fella have a name? 280 00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:49,667 Sure does. Since he's a combo of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch. 281 00:09:49,703 --> 00:09:51,177 Oh, yeah! 282 00:09:51,213 --> 00:09:53,859 Yes, he is! Dad, it's perfect! 283 00:09:53,895 --> 00:09:55,451 Great. Now Mitchell's even happier. 284 00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:57,247 I'm gonna die in this house. 285 00:10:00,463 --> 00:10:01,939 - Hi. - Alex. Hi. 286 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:03,146 Come in. Have a seat. 287 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:05,536 So, um... 288 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,568 So, I guess I'll just get right into it. 289 00:10:07,604 --> 00:10:09,026 I-I didn't see this coming 290 00:10:09,062 --> 00:10:10,521 when I asked you to work with me, 291 00:10:10,557 --> 00:10:12,078 and I guess I'm sort of afraid... 292 00:10:12,114 --> 00:10:14,359 ...how you... how... how you might react, 293 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,900 which, uh, explains why I'm acting so awkwardly 294 00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:18,996 and why this sentence won't seem to end, 295 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:21,273 which is so delightful when Hugh Grant does it, 296 00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:22,327 but I just sound like a raving... 297 00:10:22,363 --> 00:10:24,184 - Let me stop you. - Please do. 298 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,928 I think I know what you're trying to say. 299 00:10:27,964 --> 00:10:32,674 Uh, it appears there's some romantic tension between us, 300 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,626 and you're afraid that once I sign my contract, 301 00:10:34,662 --> 00:10:36,214 we won't be able to act on it. 302 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,363 Uh... actually, 303 00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:39,690 I was... I was just going to tell you 304 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,393 that our project has been moved to Switzerland. 305 00:10:44,152 --> 00:10:47,269 Damn it, Haley! Well, then why were you hemming and hawing 306 00:10:47,305 --> 00:10:49,815 and bringing up Hugh Grant, which takes every girl right to rom-com?! 307 00:10:49,851 --> 00:10:51,951 Well, I was afraid that you wouldn't want to move so far. 308 00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:55,240 - And... And... And... - And you know, I feel responsible 309 00:10:55,318 --> 00:10:56,676 for you quitting your job. 310 00:10:56,712 --> 00:10:59,317 Forget what I said! So, uh, Switzerland, huh? 311 00:10:59,353 --> 00:11:01,806 - Do they pay for housing? - Um, actually, yeah. 312 00:11:01,842 --> 00:11:05,008 Perfect. Perfect. That solves a big problem for me. 313 00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:07,104 Yep. Count me in. See ya at the airport. 314 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,364 - Oh, hold on! - Ohh! 315 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,514 Um, it seems like there's something 316 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,913 that we should circle back to. 317 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,005 No, no, no. I'm fine. 318 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,605 Alex, I've never c-considered 319 00:11:13,641 --> 00:11:15,493 a romantic relationship with you. 320 00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:17,974 - Oh, great. Let's relive it. - I mean, I'm so much older. 321 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,349 I-I-I dated your sister. 322 00:11:19,385 --> 00:11:21,269 All good reasons. I'm at a meter, so I'm just... 323 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,948 But if it's something that isn't completely 324 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,707 out of the realm of possibility for you, 325 00:11:25,743 --> 00:11:27,533 then I'd be lying if I said 326 00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:29,823 it was out of the realm of possibility for me. 327 00:11:31,836 --> 00:11:34,430 - Oh. Okay. - So, let's go back. 328 00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:37,118 You're saying that if we had a pre-existing relationship, 329 00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:40,150 or rather, a relationship that existed in a quantum state, 330 00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:41,736 like two entangled particles... 331 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:43,483 You don't have to dumb it down, but... 332 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,596 but, yes, 333 00:11:45,692 --> 00:11:47,665 we'd be good to go, legally speaking. 334 00:11:48,532 --> 00:11:49,534 Huh. 335 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:52,548 Well, then, maybe we should create evidence now 336 00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:55,244 of a relationship that may or may not happen later? 337 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,763 What kind of evidence? 338 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,605 I suppose we could exchange saucy texts. 339 00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:02,045 - Seems logical. - Yeah? 340 00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:04,605 Okay. 341 00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:10,556 "You look beautiful today"? 342 00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:12,613 - Is that too much? - No! No, no, no. 343 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,187 I... But... But maybe delete mine, or just read it... 344 00:12:14,249 --> 00:12:15,992 Oh, my God! 345 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,101 You're so much better at this than I am! 346 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,468 Didn't have to send that. 347 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,324 Maybe we should take a photo, you know? 348 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,846 Proof that we were together? 349 00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,937 Uh, maybe a kiss on the cheek? 350 00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:26,842 Yeah. How provocative. 351 00:12:26,878 --> 00:12:28,549 - Yeah! - Okay. 352 00:12:28,643 --> 00:12:29,994 Um, uh, 353 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:32,657 and one, two, three. Mwah. 354 00:12:32,693 --> 00:12:33,474 - Oh, God! - Oh. Oh! Oh! 355 00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:34,562 - Good God! I'm so sorry. - Oh! 356 00:12:34,598 --> 00:12:35,427 I-I-I thought my... my lips and your cheek. 357 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,633 No, I-I thought you meant your cheek. 358 00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:38,520 - No! - Wow! Oh! Okay. 359 00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:39,778 - Well, that... that... We have it. - Yeah. 360 00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,223 - We have it, and that's super important. - Well done, us! 361 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:43,108 Oh, good God. Oh, just great. 362 00:12:45,294 --> 00:12:46,917 - Hello, you two! - Hi! 363 00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:49,582 - How about a little quiche? - Oh! How European. 364 00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:51,259 Mwah. Mwah. 365 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:53,062 Oh, Ronaldo, what's your secret? 366 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,772 Mm, Cam got offered that coaching job in Missouri, 367 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,655 and Pepper got his eighth face lift. 368 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,015 - What?! - I know. 369 00:12:59,051 --> 00:13:00,171 We don't buy soup anymore 370 00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:02,093 because he can't close his mouth all the way. 371 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,048 Cam! You got the job! 372 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,857 - And you're moving. - Damn it, Ronaldo. 373 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,333 Apparently, Pepper's not the only one who can't keep his mouth closed. 374 00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:10,457 Go. Serve your little apps. 375 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,260 I can't believe this. 376 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,203 Okay, don't panic. I'm... I'm gonna turn it down. 377 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:18,270 Oh, really? But it's what you've always wanted. 378 00:13:18,335 --> 00:13:19,903 I know, but Mitchell, he's... 379 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,852 I've never seen him so happy. And I can't ruin that. 380 00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:25,808 I'm... I'm not even gonna tell him I got the offer. 381 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,413 Well, look, I-I am not a fan 382 00:13:27,476 --> 00:13:28,660 of the idea of you guys leaving, 383 00:13:28,696 --> 00:13:29,909 but if you don't tell Mitchell, 384 00:13:29,945 --> 00:13:31,251 you're gonna end up resenting him. 385 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:33,278 No, that's... that's not how I'm built. 386 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,947 I make decisions, move forward, don't look back. 387 00:13:36,012 --> 00:13:37,051 No regrets. 388 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,212 Hey, everyone? Um, I just want to thank you all for coming 389 00:13:40,248 --> 00:13:41,606 to see our new home 390 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,436 and meet our precious new roommate, Rexford. 391 00:13:45,197 --> 00:13:48,286 And, uh, I also want to thank my wonderful husband, Cam, 392 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:50,362 who really led the charge and made all of this possible. 393 00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,694 I-I couldn't be happier right now, 394 00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:54,678 and it's all because of him. 395 00:13:54,777 --> 00:13:57,499 Now, if I could just get him to give up hogging the covers, huh? 396 00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:01,523 'Cause I haven't given up enough for you! 397 00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,203 This is so embarrassing. 398 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,884 I just realized Ronaldo was offering me quiche. 399 00:14:11,248 --> 00:14:14,066 So, y-you were never gonna tell me you got offered the job? 400 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,802 It's just that you seemed so happy, 401 00:14:15,883 --> 00:14:17,800 and I couldn't ask you to give that up. 402 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,248 Cam, you've been wanting to move closer 403 00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:20,456 to your family for years, 404 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,713 and... and this is your dream job. 405 00:14:22,749 --> 00:14:23,631 No. 406 00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:26,177 No. T-This is my chance to be there for you. 407 00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:27,298 Are you sure? 408 00:14:28,262 --> 00:14:30,627 Look, I-I don't care where we live, 409 00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:32,336 as... as long as you're there by my side. 410 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,160 Always. 411 00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,856 - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! 412 00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:39,087 Alright, now let's celebrate with some champagne! 413 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:40,183 Yeah! 414 00:14:40,985 --> 00:14:43,718 Mitchell. Mitchell. That was beautiful. 415 00:14:43,754 --> 00:14:44,841 Well, everyone was looking at me. 416 00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:46,692 What the [BLEEP] was I supposed to say? 417 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,827 How are you feeling? 418 00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,468 Uh, it's gonna be weird without them being here all the time. 419 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,625 Plus, they got the new kid. 420 00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:00,007 - Hmm. - Poor guy's gonna grow up 421 00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:01,219 with those Missouri closets, 422 00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:02,610 thinking that's normal. 423 00:15:02,764 --> 00:15:05,698 It was sweet how Mitch didn't have to think twice about going. 424 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:09,340 Well, it's like he said, it's his turn to support Cam. 425 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,935 Almost the same thing I'm trying to do for you, 426 00:15:10,971 --> 00:15:12,434 except I'm pissing you off. 427 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,824 Because you won't do anything the way that I would do it! 428 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,386 I don't see anyone else complaining. 429 00:15:16,422 --> 00:15:18,732 That's the worst part... that nobody needs me. 430 00:15:18,768 --> 00:15:22,797 It's 2020. I shouldn't be losing jobs to an old white man. 431 00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,294 When Manny gets homesick, 432 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,182 who do you think he's gonna call? 433 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,252 When Joe has a nightmare, who does he want? 434 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:32,481 And when I'm sitting here 435 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,145 already sad about Mitchell leaving, 436 00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:36,545 who do you think I want to walk into this room? 437 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,473 - Me? - Of course! 438 00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:40,104 And I think I know what's going on here. 439 00:15:40,175 --> 00:15:42,704 You're feeling guilty about working. Don't. 440 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,494 Do you think I ever felt guilty working 441 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,158 while you held down the fort here? 442 00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:49,231 - You sure didn't. - No, and now it's time 443 00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:51,670 for you to go out into the world and crush it. 444 00:15:51,706 --> 00:15:53,175 While you hold down the fort 445 00:15:53,211 --> 00:15:54,240 and look pretty? 446 00:15:54,276 --> 00:15:56,232 Well, I'm not just a sex object. 447 00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:57,580 I have other gifts. 448 00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:02,938 - That was a crazy day. - Yeah. 449 00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:04,851 I think I'm gonna be up for a while tonight. 450 00:16:04,911 --> 00:16:06,296 You want to buckle yourself into bed 451 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,155 and I'll drive you around till you fall asleep? 452 00:16:10,631 --> 00:16:14,124 You know, I-I don't want to sleep in the driveway. 453 00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,480 I don't. I want to sleep in our house, 454 00:16:16,536 --> 00:16:18,708 with our kids... all of them. 455 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,005 With what's going on with Mitchell and Cam, 456 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,310 I just feel like we're losing enough family as it is. 457 00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:25,864 It's funny. 458 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,004 - I was feeling that, too. - Mm. 459 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,024 - You came down so hard on them earlier. - Mm. 460 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,204 - I'll go give 'em the good news. - Like hell you will! 461 00:16:34,613 --> 00:16:36,550 - Hey! - Hi! - Oh, good. You're home. 462 00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:37,622 Yeah. Are your brother and sister here? 463 00:16:37,658 --> 00:16:38,960 I want to talk about this whole living situation. 464 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:41,277 - Yeah. - Actually, problem solved. 465 00:16:41,313 --> 00:16:42,642 - What? - I'm moving to Switzerland. 466 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:44,924 - What? - They're transferring my research team there. 467 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,510 I get housing and everything. 468 00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:48,183 So you're good. 469 00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,854 Like, hot chocolate Switzerland? 470 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:50,543 Oh, hey! 471 00:16:50,579 --> 00:16:53,089 - Did you tell them our news? - Uh, just mine. 472 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,756 Dylan and I are moving out, too. 473 00:16:54,822 --> 00:16:56,627 - Oh. - Oh, but you don't have to! 474 00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:58,483 Well, we want to. You guys are right. 475 00:16:58,544 --> 00:16:59,946 It's time for us to go. 476 00:17:00,028 --> 00:17:02,665 We did the math, and we realized we had a million dollars. 477 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:05,555 Then we had Alex check the math, and turns out we don't, 478 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,494 but we do have enough for a cute apartment. 479 00:17:07,596 --> 00:17:09,065 Now that they don't test on animals, 480 00:17:09,171 --> 00:17:12,284 I've made extra money doing clinical trials at work. 481 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,161 The hours are long, but the mazes are fun. 482 00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:16,785 Sweet. You're all here. 483 00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:18,616 Everyone can relax. I'll be the one who goes. 484 00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:19,840 - Oh. - Oh, no, no, Luke. 485 00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:20,664 - It's okay. - No, no, no, no. 486 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,028 I lied before. 487 00:17:22,064 --> 00:17:23,319 I actually did hear back 488 00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:25,250 from the University of Oregon. 489 00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:26,384 I got in. 490 00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:27,840 - Oh, honey! - Amazing! 491 00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:29,500 That's wonderful! We're so proud of you! 492 00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:32,224 - That's amazing, Luke! - Yeah. Congrats. 493 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:36,802 Wait. You're... You're all moving out? 494 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,239 Really? We are? 495 00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:40,277 - Yeah. - Weird. 496 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,728 Oh! It's Arvin. 497 00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:45,644 Sorry, I've got to respond to it. 498 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,716 It's a work thing. 499 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,542 I've got to get ready. I've got a date. 500 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,777 Oh, there they are. 501 00:17:53,813 --> 00:17:55,600 Bet you're not gonna miss that. 502 00:17:56,081 --> 00:17:57,297 Oh! Luke, I'm in here! 503 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,248 - What are you doing?! - Oh, get out! 504 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,129 I am gonna miss this. 505 00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:08,692 Me too. 506 00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:13,617 Hey. Everybody's gone. 507 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,406 Look. 508 00:18:15,412 --> 00:18:17,968 I haven't called the college yet. 509 00:18:18,004 --> 00:18:19,439 I wanted to talk to you first. 510 00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:22,285 I know you were being generous up there, and... 511 00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:25,008 You know me. I-I can be happy anywhere. 512 00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:26,569 No, seriously. 513 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,262 After some time, I-I'll forget all about this place. 514 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,606 We named our son after the street. 515 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,956 So we'll just change his name to the new street. 516 00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:35,626 The coach's house is at the intersection 517 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,521 of Route 13 and Burnt Corn Lane. 518 00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:39,335 Dear God, what are we doing? 519 00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,153 I-I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna fit in. 520 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,016 W-What if no one likes me? What if I can't find a job? 521 00:18:44,052 --> 00:18:45,328 Are there... Are there lattes? 522 00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:47,225 A-Are there art house theaters? Well, what if... what if I never see 523 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,606 a black-and-white movie or... or a black-and-white couple? 524 00:18:49,642 --> 00:18:52,177 Hey. Where are we on this move? 525 00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:53,323 Well, that's what Daddy and I 526 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:54,806 are talking about right now, sweetie. 527 00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:57,197 'Cause I have a major project due on Tuesday, 528 00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,749 and I'm not saying I haven't started it, 529 00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,466 but if you asked to see what I've done so far, 530 00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:02,256 there wouldn't be anything. 531 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:04,052 We're going. 532 00:19:05,022 --> 00:19:06,106 A-Are you sure? 533 00:19:06,142 --> 00:19:07,899 I-I'm gonna need a little time to adjust, 534 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,120 but we... we are going. 535 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,339 Are you okay with that? 536 00:19:12,432 --> 00:19:14,356 Totally. I'll reinvent myself. 537 00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:15,450 I'm gonna dye my hair blue 538 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,219 and carry around an emotional support pig. 539 00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,117 Aww! I kn... I know just the pig! 540 00:19:19,153 --> 00:19:20,323 Cam, well, call the college. 541 00:19:20,377 --> 00:19:21,744 Okay! I just want this to be the right thing. 542 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,206 If... If this ends up hurting the family, 543 00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:24,799 - I would never forgive myself. - No, no. 544 00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:26,883 We're stronger than that, okay? We're gonna be fine. 545 00:19:26,919 --> 00:19:28,260 Yeah. 546 00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:29,403 Not... Not now, Lily. 547 00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:31,440 You guys are gonna end up singing. Just get to it. 548 00:19:31,476 --> 00:19:32,777 Excuse me, young lady. 549 00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:35,232 We're... We're having a-a serious conversation here, okay? 550 00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:37,498 Do not reduce us to a couple stereotypical... 551 00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,532 ? My love ? 552 00:19:41,437 --> 00:19:46,138 ? There's only you in my li-ife ? 553 00:19:46,174 --> 00:19:50,298 ? The only thing that's bright ? Now you. 554 00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,509 Why do I always have to sing the female part? 555 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,795 ? My first love ? 556 00:19:55,943 --> 00:20:00,187 ? You're every breath that I take ? 557 00:20:00,263 --> 00:20:01,737 I didn't think this through. 558 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:05,516 ? You're every step I make ? 559 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,755 I do not like being the first person at a party. 560 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,060 Uh, oh, actually, you're the last one. 561 00:20:09,096 --> 00:20:10,173 Yeah, Sal, everybody's gone. 562 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,262 What?! Boo! 563 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:13,490 Gays used to be so fun, before kids. 564 00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:15,302 Come on! Let's do shots! 565 00:20:15,356 --> 00:20:17,877 You know this house is only a block from my new place. 566 00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:20,639 Well, it's not "mine," but I get to stay there for free 567 00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:23,332 'cause I let the guy who owns it watch me on webcams. 568 00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:27,239 Aah! I'm gonna be coming over all the time! 569 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,367 Yay! 570 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:32,302 And, um, Happy Face Emoji here can babysit my dogs and kid. 571 00:20:32,338 --> 00:20:34,651 And you guys cook, right? 572 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:36,253 Ahh, 'cause my gummy's kicking in. 573 00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:38,162 - Actually, I'm feeling better about the move already. - Good. 574 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:42,267 Oh! Uh, Cam, our car's here. 575 00:20:42,303 --> 00:20:43,983 Oh. So, this is really it? 576 00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:46,144 We are gonna miss you all so much. 577 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,224 And, here, I want you to read this, 578 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,759 but not until after I leave. 579 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,286 It's gonna make me cry, isn't it, 580 00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:53,832 you beautiful, corn-fed son of a bitch? 581 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,375 You guys are gonna visit, right? 582 00:20:55,411 --> 00:20:56,951 Of course. And you all are gonna visit us. 583 00:20:56,987 --> 00:20:58,207 It's just a couple quick flights 584 00:20:58,243 --> 00:20:59,971 and a short Goober ride from the airport. 585 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,906 - Did he just say... - Wait, isn't Grandpa coming? 586 00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:03,050 He said goodbye last night. 587 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:04,649 - You know how he hates these things. - Yeah. 588 00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:06,409 I can't believe I'm losing my old skating partner. 589 00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:08,329 Well, whenever you look at our old trophy, 590 00:21:08,365 --> 00:21:10,605 just remember what a good team we were, huh? 591 00:21:10,658 --> 00:21:12,127 I said I wasn't gonna cry. 592 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:14,705 - And you're not. - Yeah. It's called strength. 593 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,544 He came! 594 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,906 - Hey! - I couldn't miss this. 595 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,433 My baby boy is going away. 596 00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:21,723 - Oh, Dad. - Oh, Jay, don't hate me 597 00:21:21,759 --> 00:21:23,316 because your son's leaving. 598 00:21:23,352 --> 00:21:24,708 Both my sons are leaving. 599 00:21:24,772 --> 00:21:27,952 - Aww. - Oh, Jay! Jay! 600 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,900 - Oh, my God. - Oh, get in here. Get in here. Get in here. 601 00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:32,294 A lot can happen to a family over the years. 602 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,828 - New additions... - Hi. 603 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,103 - Get that! - Manny, go! 604 00:21:36,139 --> 00:21:37,139 ...new struggles. 605 00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:38,244 Give me a second. 606 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,715 You don't always mark the moments, 607 00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:41,994 because you're too busy taking care of life. 608 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:43,275 Best you can do sometimes 609 00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:45,423 is remind yourself to cherish every single... 610 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,322 Oh. There's a tornado warning in Missouri. 611 00:21:48,358 --> 00:21:49,988 Uh, our flight's delayed two hours, so... 612 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:51,098 - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. 613 00:21:52,216 --> 00:21:53,296 Uh, yeah. 614 00:21:54,696 --> 00:21:56,830 You guys remembered my birthday! 615 00:21:58,239 --> 00:22:00,862 Surprise. 616 00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:03,017 It's nice we have this extra time together, 617 00:22:03,053 --> 00:22:04,855 thanks to that lucky tornado. 618 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,295 It hit an elementary school, Phil. 619 00:22:06,331 --> 00:22:07,506 Well, no kids were there. 620 00:22:07,588 --> 00:22:09,376 It's opening day of squirrel-hunting season. 621 00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:12,343 Jay, do you want to come and join your family? 622 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:15,545 Jay! He's been like this a lot lately... 623 00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:17,207 in his own world. 624 00:22:17,243 --> 00:22:18,295 Well, it's a tough time. 625 00:22:18,331 --> 00:22:19,794 Mitch and Cam leaving, 626 00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:21,047 Manny heading out next week, 627 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,606 plus I'm missing his birthday for a tumbling congress in the desert. 628 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,940 You've probably heard of it. Turning Man? 629 00:22:26,024 --> 00:22:27,492 And don't forget that Joe and I 630 00:22:27,528 --> 00:22:29,682 are leaving to Colombia for the whole summer. 631 00:22:29,756 --> 00:22:31,913 - How's that gonna be for Jay? - Rough. 632 00:22:31,991 --> 00:22:33,172 If you drive past my house 633 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:34,804 and see me sock-sliding past the window 634 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,025 with a scotch in my hand, 635 00:22:36,061 --> 00:22:37,528 that's just how I deal with grief. 636 00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:39,198 Not to, uh, rush this, 637 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,569 but we are very behind on packing for our new place. 638 00:22:41,654 --> 00:22:43,699 You know, we still need to box up all the baby stuff, 639 00:22:43,735 --> 00:22:44,980 our linens, our book. 640 00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:46,482 Well, don't stress out too much. 641 00:22:46,518 --> 00:22:47,831 - The... The car is here. - Okay. 642 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,462 - Oh. - So 643 00:22:49,509 --> 00:22:50,954 this is goodbye again. 644 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:51,914 Yeah. 645 00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:54,431 It's gonna take a minute to ramp back up to all the emotion... 646 00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:57,115 - I'm there. - Get in here. Get in here. 647 00:22:57,274 --> 00:22:58,966 - Yes. - Come on. 648 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:00,748 Sorry. One second. One second. 649 00:23:00,782 --> 00:23:02,342 - I need my arm. - Oh. 650 00:23:02,378 --> 00:23:04,440 Huh. Flood warnings this time. 651 00:23:04,476 --> 00:23:07,020 Oh, and a swarm of locusts has been spotted in the flight path. 652 00:23:07,075 --> 00:23:09,266 What part of the Old Testament are we moving to? 653 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,406 Is it alive? 654 00:23:12,442 --> 00:23:13,558 No. 655 00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:15,382 Is it scissors? 656 00:23:15,418 --> 00:23:16,481 Sure. 657 00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:18,341 No, but you said it was heavier than a piano! 658 00:23:18,377 --> 00:23:20,298 I just want this to be over. 659 00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:22,354 - Can we be done with games? - Yes. 660 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:23,882 Yeah, we're done. 661 00:23:23,918 --> 00:23:25,259 Your Earl Grey. 662 00:23:25,295 --> 00:23:27,019 Oh, thank you. 663 00:23:27,527 --> 00:23:29,640 Ugh! Is there vinegar in here? 664 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,848 Congratulations. You're dead! 665 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,244 Never take a drink if you haven't watched it be made. 666 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,373 Uh, he saw this special called "You Cruise, You Lose," 667 00:23:37,409 --> 00:23:39,938 and he's convinced something bad is going to happen to me on my trip. 668 00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:42,410 If this had been the real thing, you'd be on a container ship 669 00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:44,933 halfway to the slave markets in Tripoli. 670 00:23:45,268 --> 00:23:46,838 Oh, our car's a minute away. 671 00:23:46,874 --> 00:23:47,615 - Okay. - Alright. 672 00:23:47,651 --> 00:23:50,459 Goodbyes Part 3. And please, no hugs. 673 00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:51,771 Lay off my linen suit. 674 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,660 It's already as wrinkled as my favorite pig 675 00:23:53,696 --> 00:23:55,007 when she lost all that weight. 676 00:23:55,113 --> 00:23:57,311 Oh, c-can we take one last picture by the staircase? 677 00:23:57,389 --> 00:23:59,707 Oh, great idea. I just don't think you have the time. 678 00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:01,467 Alright, no gushiness. You know the drill. 679 00:24:01,521 --> 00:24:03,023 Love, kiss, hug, "See ya at Thanksgiving." 680 00:24:03,059 --> 00:24:05,251 - Okay. - Love, kiss, hug, "See ya at Thanksgiving." 681 00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:09,378 - Do not look back. - Yeah, good idea. 682 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:10,853 You know, I don't think I could take the sight 683 00:24:10,889 --> 00:24:13,183 of their tear-streaked faces pressed against the glass. 684 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,815 In many ways, it's easier for us. 685 00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:16,033 I mean, we're off to a new adventure, 686 00:24:16,069 --> 00:24:18,103 and they're stuck in the same dull, mirthless... 687 00:24:18,139 --> 00:24:20,438 Cheese! 688 00:24:20,748 --> 00:24:22,672 You're taking a family picture without us?! 689 00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:27,945 Okay, well, you have made leaving a lot easier... 690 00:24:28,038 --> 00:24:29,754 ...because, clearly, what this family needs 691 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,086 - is some time apart. - Uh-huh. 692 00:24:31,185 --> 00:24:32,247 Let's... 693 00:24:32,902 --> 00:24:33,637 Uh-oh. 694 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,974 Did any of us really not think that was gonna happen? 695 00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:37,575 Hail this time. 696 00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:39,830 Okay, Mitchell, now that we have this moment, 697 00:24:39,905 --> 00:24:41,949 I'm pretty sure you have the skating trophy. 698 00:24:41,985 --> 00:24:44,334 Um, I recently packed up my entire house twice. 699 00:24:44,455 --> 00:24:46,531 I think I would notice my only sports trophy, Claire. 700 00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:48,277 - Well, I haven't packed up my house at all... - I don't have the trophy! 701 00:24:48,313 --> 00:24:48,863 - ...and I know that I don't have it. - Stop! 702 00:24:48,899 --> 00:24:50,358 Neither of you has it. 703 00:24:50,394 --> 00:24:52,963 You argued endlessly about which room it was going into 704 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:56,169 until your mother grabbed it and donated it back to the skating rink. 705 00:24:56,507 --> 00:24:57,794 - Ohh. - Ohh. 706 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,994 Okay, well, now our only option is the 9:00 p.m. 707 00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:03,778 Fortunately, it's a direct flight into Kansas City 708 00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:05,960 and then just a short hop on HamTrak, so... 709 00:25:05,996 --> 00:25:07,496 - Did you just say "Ham"... - Fine. 710 00:25:07,532 --> 00:25:09,816 Everybody get on with their day. We'll meet back here later. 711 00:25:09,852 --> 00:25:11,778 - Okay. - Well, we got to pack. 712 00:25:11,861 --> 00:25:14,929 Oh, we love our new place, by the way. 713 00:25:14,965 --> 00:25:16,064 Thanks again for putting in 714 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,599 a good word for us with the owner. 715 00:25:17,635 --> 00:25:19,072 Yeah, he just needed some reassurance, 716 00:25:19,108 --> 00:25:20,245 considering most of Dylan's money 717 00:25:20,304 --> 00:25:22,045 is tied up in Dave & Buster's gift cards. 718 00:25:22,081 --> 00:25:24,348 - Mm. - Safer than banks. 719 00:25:24,547 --> 00:25:26,253 So, just because I'm curious... 720 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,174 Yeah, it's a livestock train, but people ride it, too. 721 00:25:28,239 --> 00:25:30,516 But don't worry, we're in first class with the show hogs. 722 00:25:34,483 --> 00:25:36,249 Mitchell, we skated our little hearts out 723 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,751 to "Hungry Like the Wolf" for this thing. 724 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:39,716 I'm taking it. Damn it, it's locked. 725 00:25:39,752 --> 00:25:41,473 You brought me here to steal?! 726 00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:44,071 I can't go to jail. I am a gay prosecutor. 727 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,517 There's no prison gangs for that. 728 00:25:45,553 --> 00:25:47,213 Relax. Just keep an eye out. 729 00:25:47,249 --> 00:25:48,910 W-What are you doing? You... You know how to pick a lock? 730 00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,573 Luke's always getting locked into something. 731 00:25:50,609 --> 00:25:52,718 Between that and trying to break into Haley's diary, 732 00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:54,010 I'm kind of a pro. 733 00:25:54,065 --> 00:25:55,801 By the way, thanks for getting her on birth control. 734 00:25:55,837 --> 00:25:57,101 Oh, yeah, what are uncles for? 735 00:25:57,137 --> 00:25:59,470 Oh, security. Be cool. 736 00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:01,166 Hi. 737 00:26:01,401 --> 00:26:04,059 How many nights did we spend in these exact same positions? 738 00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:05,919 Me doing homework by flashlight, 739 00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:08,590 and you inventing new illnesses to get out of P.E. 740 00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:10,792 Oh, yeah! Remember when I had frumbles? 741 00:26:12,595 --> 00:26:13,884 How about when Luke would have nightmares 742 00:26:13,946 --> 00:26:15,262 and drag his sleeping bag in here? 743 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,800 - Oh. - We'd wait till he fell asleep, 744 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:19,503 light candles, put on devil masks, and wake him up. 745 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,105 He still can't form long-term attachments. 746 00:26:25,274 --> 00:26:27,881 Couldn't have been easy having us as big sisters. 747 00:26:27,959 --> 00:26:29,038 So... 748 00:26:29,159 --> 00:26:31,501 maybe before we all move out, 749 00:26:31,578 --> 00:26:33,919 we should mess with him one last time, right? 750 00:26:34,013 --> 00:26:34,836 Oh, yeah. 751 00:26:34,872 --> 00:26:35,885 It was 2005, 752 00:26:35,921 --> 00:26:37,920 and we desperately wanted a dog. 753 00:26:37,956 --> 00:26:39,564 So we made a video to convince our parents 754 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,588 that we could be responsible dog owners. 755 00:26:41,681 --> 00:26:44,671 The dog, of course, was played by a 6-year-old Luke. 756 00:26:44,921 --> 00:26:46,382 He'd already had ringworm that summer, 757 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,657 so he had an entryway into the role. 758 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:51,250 Luke! 759 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,443 Okay. Okay. Get up here. 760 00:26:54,514 --> 00:26:55,597 - Okay. - Okay, alright. 761 00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:57,688 What was that? 762 00:26:57,724 --> 00:27:00,355 - Oh, my God! the Woofie tape! - Oh, no! Oh! 763 00:27:00,391 --> 00:27:02,537 You cracked it. Mom's gonna go insane! 764 00:27:02,609 --> 00:27:04,374 She watches it every year on Mother's Day! 765 00:27:04,428 --> 00:27:06,450 - This is bad. This is bad. This is bad! - Oh. 766 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,555 - What should we do? - This probably won't work, 767 00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:09,950 - but... - Say it! 768 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,701 - We could re-create it with you as the dog again... - Mm. 769 00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:16,142 ...as a sweet gesture to make up for what you've done. 770 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,263 There. 771 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,427 Wait a minute. 772 00:27:21,512 --> 00:27:24,389 The Woofie ears just happen to be here? 773 00:27:24,674 --> 00:27:26,919 I must be the luckiest bastard alive. 774 00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:28,200 Let's do this. 775 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:31,458 - So, Missouri, huh? - Yeah. 776 00:27:31,494 --> 00:27:33,440 - You know, I'm... I'm actually feeling pretty good about it. - Uh-huh. 777 00:27:33,476 --> 00:27:35,636 There are a lot of really great career opportunities there. 778 00:27:35,747 --> 00:27:38,494 And with my experience, I could become a judge. 779 00:27:38,579 --> 00:27:40,560 And we're clear. Hmm. 780 00:27:40,643 --> 00:27:42,388 It's a pretty exciting time for you, too, huh? 781 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:43,733 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? Big new job 782 00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,747 at that storage-and-container company... 783 00:27:45,819 --> 00:27:46,950 - Yeah. - ...kids moving out. 784 00:27:46,986 --> 00:27:48,871 - They're not. - But I thought that they... 785 00:27:48,907 --> 00:27:50,702 - They're not. - Oh! Okay. 786 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:51,902 Haven't even started the job yet, 787 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,150 and you're already compartmentalizing. 788 00:27:53,232 --> 00:27:54,638 And you're already judging. 789 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:55,834 This isn't working. 790 00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:57,277 Hey, let's just forget it. Come on. 791 00:27:57,555 --> 00:27:59,374 Oh. Oh, my God. 792 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:00,624 The claw machine. 793 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:01,391 - Oh. - Come on! 794 00:28:01,427 --> 00:28:03,056 Remember how we killed at that? 795 00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:06,361 - Yeah. Yeah. - You on the claw, me scouting from the side? 796 00:28:06,397 --> 00:28:08,188 - Aww. - Wait a minute. 797 00:28:08,224 --> 00:28:09,281 - Give me a boost. - What? 798 00:28:09,317 --> 00:28:11,277 - Yeah, give me a boost. - What are you doing? What are you doing? 799 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,647 Okay, alright. This is our chance. 800 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:14,994 Okay. Now go down, down. 801 00:28:15,072 --> 00:28:17,413 We got to go forward. And d-down more. Down more. 802 00:28:17,471 --> 00:28:18,425 - Claw. Claw it. - Claw. Clawing. 803 00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:19,468 - Clawing, claw. - Okay, don't get cocky. 804 00:28:19,504 --> 00:28:21,001 That's how we lost the Garfield bank. 805 00:28:21,037 --> 00:28:22,249 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 806 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:23,511 - I got it! I got it! I got it! - You almost have it. 807 00:28:23,547 --> 00:28:24,623 - Got it! I got it. I got it. - You have it! Yes! That's us! Okay. 808 00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,222 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 809 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:27,643 - Alright. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - We got it. 810 00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:29,691 Okay, don't worry. This time, we'll share it. 811 00:28:29,727 --> 00:28:30,811 But I get it first. 812 00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:33,154 Oh, my God. That was so fun! 813 00:28:33,190 --> 00:28:35,977 Oh, I never do stuff like this with anybody but you. 814 00:28:36,142 --> 00:28:38,164 Well, also because I'm an adult with ethics. 815 00:28:38,585 --> 00:28:40,124 We make a great team. 816 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,108 Oh, my God. It just hit me. 817 00:28:42,144 --> 00:28:43,701 This might be the last time that we... 818 00:28:43,737 --> 00:28:46,340 No, no, no. No, no. We already said goodbye twice. 819 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,741 - Keep it light. - It's just that some 820 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,267 of my best memories are of you and me here. 821 00:28:49,357 --> 00:28:50,368 That... There, that's it. I'm done. 822 00:28:50,404 --> 00:28:53,600 Would you say... you're hungry for more? 823 00:28:53,722 --> 00:28:56,470 Hungry like... 824 00:28:56,561 --> 00:28:59,630 ? Dark in the city, night is a wire ? 825 00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:01,325 - Ha! - Ha! 826 00:29:01,361 --> 00:29:03,417 ? In touch with the ground ? 827 00:29:03,487 --> 00:29:06,382 ? I'm on the hunt, I'm after you ? 828 00:29:06,418 --> 00:29:08,590 - This is more sexual than I remember it being. - Yeah. 829 00:29:08,626 --> 00:29:09,765 ? Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found ? 830 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:11,952 I'm starting to think we won for the wrong reasons. 831 00:29:11,988 --> 00:29:14,640 ? And I'm hungry like the wolf ? 832 00:29:14,733 --> 00:29:16,249 That's it. 833 00:29:16,312 --> 00:29:19,284 We're finally out of my hot sauce. 834 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,613 Jay, are you hungry? 835 00:29:21,649 --> 00:29:23,304 Jay? 836 00:29:23,383 --> 00:29:24,468 What's wrong with him? 837 00:29:24,504 --> 00:29:27,027 Is everything gonna be okay, Mommy? 838 00:29:27,063 --> 00:29:29,027 You're scaring us. 839 00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:30,412 Oh, it's okay, buddy. 840 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:31,670 Jay is just going through something right... 841 00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:32,714 Idiot! 842 00:29:32,746 --> 00:29:34,258 I hope you like dancing for coins 843 00:29:34,336 --> 00:29:36,108 on the streets of Calcutta. 844 00:29:36,144 --> 00:29:38,647 I found more hot sauce in the garage. 845 00:29:38,683 --> 00:29:40,855 Muy caliente. 846 00:29:40,891 --> 00:29:43,159 Oof! I almost gave it away, there. 847 00:29:43,222 --> 00:29:46,078 I got a big surprise for Gloria in the works. 848 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,862 I'm learning Spanish. 849 00:29:47,898 --> 00:29:50,084 Every chance I get, I pop my earbuds in, 850 00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,459 learn a few lessons. 851 00:29:51,529 --> 00:29:54,563 Jay, do you want to come and join your family? 852 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:58,254 Program's even got a cool feature. 853 00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:00,430 Any phrase I want to learn, I just say it in English, 854 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,479 and it spits it right back at me in Español. 855 00:30:02,747 --> 00:30:04,211 I'm sorry, I mean "Spanish." 856 00:30:04,247 --> 00:30:05,950 I go back and forth without even noticing. 857 00:30:06,044 --> 00:30:07,160 Loco! 858 00:30:08,581 --> 00:30:10,113 Hey, you're sure now's not a bad time 859 00:30:10,172 --> 00:30:11,178 to borrow your garment steamer? 860 00:30:11,238 --> 00:30:13,495 Of course not. And this thing's a marvel. 861 00:30:13,531 --> 00:30:17,015 Who knew George Foreman had one more in him after his grill? 862 00:30:17,178 --> 00:30:18,636 - Phil. - Hey. 863 00:30:18,722 --> 00:30:19,963 I'm so glad that you're here. 864 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:22,859 Do you remember that little problem that I told you I had? 865 00:30:22,925 --> 00:30:24,713 Everyone has dreams like that. 866 00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:27,250 The Japanese have a whole genre of comic books about it. 867 00:30:27,315 --> 00:30:28,783 No, no, no. It's about Jay. 868 00:30:28,819 --> 00:30:30,640 I don't know if he's losing his hearing 869 00:30:30,676 --> 00:30:32,979 or he's depressed or what. 870 00:30:33,061 --> 00:30:35,524 Probably he's ashamed to talk to me, but... 871 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,429 But not to his best friend. Say no more. 872 00:30:38,561 --> 00:30:40,918 I just need you to fill a spaghetti pot with water and boil it. 873 00:30:40,954 --> 00:30:42,027 How is that gonna help? 874 00:30:42,063 --> 00:30:43,455 Oh, it's a backup for Cam's suit. 875 00:30:43,491 --> 00:30:44,960 I lost all confidence in George Foreman 876 00:30:44,996 --> 00:30:47,903 after his teeth-whitening system burned my gums. 877 00:30:48,026 --> 00:30:50,298 Table for two, please. 878 00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:52,948 Are you my waiter? 879 00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:56,628 Hey, Jay. How you doing? 880 00:30:56,699 --> 00:30:58,999 This isn't what I wanted. 881 00:30:59,035 --> 00:31:00,913 I know you might be feeling a little down 882 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:02,169 with everybody leaving, 883 00:31:02,205 --> 00:31:03,897 but it's not the end of the world, right? 884 00:31:03,933 --> 00:31:05,594 I'm finished here. 885 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,826 Hey, don't you talk like that. 886 00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:10,567 Could I please have a spoon? 887 00:31:11,596 --> 00:31:13,113 Wh... 888 00:31:13,149 --> 00:31:14,682 Whatever you need... 889 00:31:14,718 --> 00:31:16,029 buddy. 890 00:31:19,807 --> 00:31:20,671 - Ahh. - Whoa! 891 00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:21,977 - What?! - What the hell are you doing?! 892 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,897 What?! I thought that's what you wanted! 893 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,402 - What, to spoon with me?! - Yes. 894 00:31:25,438 --> 00:31:27,544 Slightly out of character, yes, but it's an emotional time! 895 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,984 Everything's changing! I'm... 896 00:31:29,150 --> 00:31:31,545 - I was worried about you. - I'm fine, Phil. 897 00:31:31,581 --> 00:31:33,465 And I'm changing, too. 898 00:31:33,501 --> 00:31:36,441 I'm learning Spanish to surprise Gloria! 899 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,490 Of course. 900 00:31:39,582 --> 00:31:41,529 Well, then, having added 901 00:31:41,565 --> 00:31:43,482 yet another embarrassing incident 902 00:31:43,518 --> 00:31:46,142 to our storied history, I will slink out. 903 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:50,286 Hey. 904 00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:52,577 Today can't be easy for you either. 905 00:31:52,754 --> 00:31:55,853 And I appreciate you're worried about me, but... 906 00:31:56,061 --> 00:31:58,113 maybe start thinking... 907 00:31:58,185 --> 00:32:00,138 what you want your next chapter to be. 908 00:32:01,598 --> 00:32:03,133 Thanks, Jay. 909 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:10,068 Oh, uh, Gloria? Gloria? 910 00:32:10,151 --> 00:32:11,960 I noticed your mascara was still intact, 911 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,610 so I assume you haven't had a chance to read my note. 912 00:32:14,634 --> 00:32:17,103 - No, not yet. - Oh, well, you know, it will be hard on both of us, 913 00:32:17,139 --> 00:32:19,641 but there's... there's no time like the present. 914 00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:20,988 Hmm. 915 00:32:24,702 --> 00:32:26,393 Aww, Cam. 916 00:32:26,429 --> 00:32:28,144 Oh, uh, G-Gloria, maybe you didn't notice 917 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,762 that there's a second side to my note. 918 00:32:29,798 --> 00:32:30,684 And you know what? Maybe it would help 919 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,953 if I played the music that I used while I was composing it. 920 00:32:33,989 --> 00:32:35,510 Oh, oh. 921 00:32:38,301 --> 00:32:39,395 So nice. 922 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:40,904 What? Nice? 923 00:32:40,964 --> 00:32:42,788 It was the perfect goodbye letter. 924 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,054 It's "The Notebook" meets the first 10 minutes of "Up." 925 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,360 It was enough to make you curse God 926 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:50,017 for giving you the ability to love. 927 00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:51,743 It was a poem where every line started 928 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:53,515 with a letter of my name. 929 00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:56,063 Okay, alright, I... I know what you're doing. 930 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,720 You're putting up walls around your... your feelings, 931 00:32:58,756 --> 00:33:00,064 because you're not emotionally prepared 932 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,500 to let go of someone you love so dearly. 933 00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:04,832 Manny. 934 00:33:04,868 --> 00:33:06,592 Oh, yeah. He's leaving, too. 935 00:33:06,628 --> 00:33:08,287 21 years. 936 00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:09,445 Five careers. 937 00:33:09,481 --> 00:33:10,655 Two husbands. 938 00:33:10,691 --> 00:33:12,479 He was the only constant. 939 00:33:12,515 --> 00:33:14,991 I can't start crying to him about this now, 940 00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:17,219 - because I might never stop. - Yes. 941 00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,990 I don't want to put all that on him. 942 00:33:19,053 --> 00:33:21,821 Yes, I know, but those feelings have to go somewhere, Gloria. 943 00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:24,394 Why don't you do what I did... put them in writing? 944 00:33:25,446 --> 00:33:26,627 That might work. 945 00:33:26,663 --> 00:33:28,578 - Thank you, Cam. - No. 946 00:33:28,614 --> 00:33:31,074 No, Gloria. Thank you. 947 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,610 Thank you for allowing me 948 00:33:32,646 --> 00:33:35,822 to be your guide to spiritual awakening 949 00:33:35,858 --> 00:33:36,899 the last 12 years. 950 00:33:36,935 --> 00:33:39,330 It has been... a true privilege. 951 00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:40,706 What are you talking about? 952 00:33:40,742 --> 00:33:42,275 We've been alone maybe like eight times. 953 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:43,554 Shh. 954 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:45,923 Soar. 955 00:33:45,959 --> 00:33:47,358 Hi, Mommy and Daddy. 956 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:49,827 We know you don't think that we can take care of a dog, 957 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:52,226 but you haven't met our dog, Woofie. 958 00:33:52,262 --> 00:33:53,881 - Woof! - No barking, Woofie. 959 00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:56,483 - But you just said to... - Bad dog! Bad dog! 960 00:33:56,519 --> 00:33:58,211 - Ow! - No! 961 00:33:58,247 --> 00:33:59,627 And don't worry, we'll always remember 962 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,251 to feed him and keep him healthy. 963 00:34:01,287 --> 00:34:02,458 Is there a pill in here? 964 00:34:02,494 --> 00:34:04,035 So, you don't want a shiny coat? 965 00:34:04,071 --> 00:34:05,834 And don't worry, we'll make sure he gets along 966 00:34:05,953 --> 00:34:08,317 with other dogs. See you in a few hours. 967 00:34:08,454 --> 00:34:09,506 Hours? 968 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:10,562 - Come on. - Oh. 969 00:34:10,598 --> 00:34:11,720 You guys are probably worried 970 00:34:11,756 --> 00:34:13,416 he's going to get the house all dirty. 971 00:34:13,507 --> 00:34:15,199 Well, we know how to handle that. 972 00:34:15,235 --> 00:34:16,543 Wait. How are we gonna do the... 973 00:34:16,963 --> 00:34:18,023 Ugh! 974 00:34:20,002 --> 00:34:22,189 So, as you can see, we can do this. 975 00:34:22,236 --> 00:34:23,935 We know a dog's a lot of work, 976 00:34:23,971 --> 00:34:25,790 but we'll never have to do it alone. 977 00:34:25,826 --> 00:34:28,927 Yeah, it will always be the three of us. 978 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,582 Always. 979 00:34:31,618 --> 00:34:33,758 The end. 980 00:34:38,295 --> 00:34:41,299 You guys know you can call me anytime, right? 981 00:34:41,507 --> 00:34:44,570 And it's easy to visit Switzerland, so... 982 00:34:44,606 --> 00:34:46,350 And I can still count on you 983 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,287 - for relationship advice, right? - Yeah. 984 00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:49,962 I don't want to become one of those pathetic guys 985 00:34:49,998 --> 00:34:51,710 that lets women manipulate them. 986 00:34:51,746 --> 00:34:53,855 We're gonna be fine. 987 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:54,974 Sit. 988 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:57,475 Stay. 989 00:35:05,162 --> 00:35:06,415 - Joe! - Too late. 990 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:09,880 I just sold your kidney on the black market in Zanzibar. 991 00:35:09,995 --> 00:35:12,860 Joe, your brother's trying to take a bath. 992 00:35:12,896 --> 00:35:15,165 Privacy, please. 993 00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:16,438 Oh, Mom! 994 00:35:16,506 --> 00:35:17,941 Mom, no. 995 00:35:19,146 --> 00:35:20,039 Thank you. 996 00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:22,287 I know that you're the poet in the family, 997 00:35:22,323 --> 00:35:24,743 but I wrote you a little something. 998 00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:32,295 Oh, Mom. 999 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:34,002 I'm the lucky one. 1000 00:35:34,129 --> 00:35:36,410 I'm gonna miss you so much, but I am so excited 1001 00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:38,778 that you're going to have adventures on your own. 1002 00:35:39,025 --> 00:35:40,748 Have the best year, Manny. 1003 00:35:41,050 --> 00:35:42,110 I will. 1004 00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:45,388 And I'm gonna miss you, too. 1005 00:35:45,549 --> 00:35:47,209 Come back in one piece. 1006 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:49,578 I promise. 1007 00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:51,177 What? 1008 00:35:51,213 --> 00:35:52,731 - Talk is cheap. - Mom! 1009 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:54,072 What... How am I supposed to get out?! 1010 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,247 You have everything you need to figure it out. 1011 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,973 Slow down your heartbeat, look at your surroundings. 1012 00:35:59,149 --> 00:36:01,225 Uh, Mom, wait. Mo... Mom! 1013 00:36:03,823 --> 00:36:04,971 Wow. 1014 00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:06,561 - This room. - Yeah. 1015 00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:07,630 You okay? 1016 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,393 It just got me thinking 1017 00:36:09,429 --> 00:36:13,361 about the empty house we first moved into. 1018 00:36:13,645 --> 00:36:16,465 Couple of newlyweds planning a cross-country trip, 1019 00:36:16,558 --> 00:36:17,861 but I kept getting morning sickness. 1020 00:36:17,897 --> 00:36:18,939 Yeah. 1021 00:36:19,019 --> 00:36:21,643 - Six months later... - Wah, wah, wah. 1022 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,531 You carried two boxes, Dylan. 1023 00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:25,662 I carried two humans. 1024 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,728 Yes, Poppy and George. Who else? 1025 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:30,012 We got the hang of it pretty fast. 1026 00:36:30,094 --> 00:36:32,467 Yeah, we were feeling pretty smart for a while and... 1027 00:36:32,503 --> 00:36:34,401 Guys, I'm on the phone with the landlord in Geneva. 1028 00:36:34,437 --> 00:36:36,643 The apartment he has is 4 1/2 by 11 meters. 1029 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,503 Quick, what does that work out to in square footage?! 1030 00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:39,750 Meters and yards... 1031 00:36:39,786 --> 00:36:41,031 Yeah, no, no. I'm still here. 1032 00:36:41,067 --> 00:36:42,567 - Bigger than... Are they bigger than? - Well... 1033 00:36:42,603 --> 00:36:44,106 - Oh, do you have this? - That one's kind of ridiculous. I'll have to get back to you. 1034 00:36:44,142 --> 00:36:46,124 No, no, I was just following the path of this fly. 1035 00:36:46,224 --> 00:36:47,916 Ugh! I'll do it. Okay, give me a second. 1036 00:36:49,261 --> 00:36:51,245 Which one of you has the steadiest hands? 1037 00:36:51,324 --> 00:36:54,058 Oh, Luke, we got a second key the last time that happened. 1038 00:36:54,094 --> 00:36:55,627 It's in the kitchen drawer. Come on. 1039 00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:02,173 So, that's pretty much... 1040 00:37:02,278 --> 00:37:04,944 25 years of uninterrupted crazy. 1041 00:37:05,010 --> 00:37:07,630 Then, when it ends... it ends. 1042 00:37:07,674 --> 00:37:10,467 Until our next chapter. 1043 00:37:10,557 --> 00:37:12,629 I'm just brainstorming here, but, uh... 1044 00:37:12,705 --> 00:37:14,472 maybe we take a long-delayed RV trip 1045 00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:16,471 across the United States, 1046 00:37:16,565 --> 00:37:20,126 get selfies with all the Major League baseball mascots. 1047 00:37:20,231 --> 00:37:23,779 I must really love you, 'cause that sounds fun. 1048 00:37:31,342 --> 00:37:33,075 They're really leaving. 1049 00:37:33,111 --> 00:37:34,355 What do we do? 1050 00:37:37,003 --> 00:37:39,430 What people have always done. 1051 00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,857 Leave the porch light on. 1052 00:37:41,903 --> 00:37:43,343 They come back. 1053 00:37:46,155 --> 00:37:47,206 Everyone! 1054 00:37:47,242 --> 00:37:49,087 I would like to, um, say a few words 1055 00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,336 before our car comes. 1056 00:37:50,372 --> 00:37:52,922 Two simple words, actually... thank you... 1057 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:54,201 Aww, Cam. 1058 00:37:54,237 --> 00:37:56,996 ...for making me feel so welcome in this family. 1059 00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:58,625 - Of course. We love you. - You are family. 1060 00:37:58,707 --> 00:38:00,591 A family that taught me so much. 1061 00:38:00,853 --> 00:38:02,514 From Jay, I learned to get to the point. 1062 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:04,799 From little Joe, I learned... 1063 00:38:04,835 --> 00:38:06,083 Cam, we only have a few minutes. Why don't... 1064 00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:07,574 Why don't we take that family picture, huh? 1065 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,970 Yeah, let's do that. 1066 00:38:09,006 --> 00:38:09,937 - Great idea. - You got Rex? 1067 00:38:09,973 --> 00:38:11,037 I got him. 1068 00:38:11,502 --> 00:38:14,038 Hey. I know people tend 1069 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:15,734 to get mushy in moments like this, 1070 00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:18,378 but with you headed around the world 1071 00:38:18,454 --> 00:38:20,882 and me headed off to college... 1072 00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:22,892 We'll stay close. 1073 00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:25,004 How come you never wrote a poem for me? 1074 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,765 Don't you get it? 1075 00:38:26,801 --> 00:38:28,492 They were all for you. 1076 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,132 Chaqueta. 1077 00:38:33,168 --> 00:38:35,120 Sombrero. 1078 00:38:36,938 --> 00:38:38,855 What are you? 1079 00:38:38,891 --> 00:38:40,268 I know you're masculine. 1080 00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:42,790 - What is wrong with you? - What are you talking about? 1081 00:38:42,852 --> 00:38:45,566 You're acting crazy, and it's scaring me. 1082 00:38:45,621 --> 00:38:48,399 You're too young to be acting like an old man. 1083 00:38:48,435 --> 00:38:49,898 _ 1084 00:38:49,965 --> 00:38:52,428 _ 1085 00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:57,215 _ 1086 00:38:57,315 --> 00:38:58,880 _ 1087 00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,303 I've been using this app, you know, 1088 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:01,339 so I'll know what's going on 1089 00:39:01,355 --> 00:39:03,120 when I go with you to Colombia this summer. 1090 00:39:03,386 --> 00:39:04,612 You're coming?! 1091 00:39:04,648 --> 00:39:06,477 You've been staring at my family for 12 years. 1092 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:08,667 Least I can do is stare at yours for one summer. 1093 00:39:08,788 --> 00:39:10,544 You're wonderful. 1094 00:39:10,643 --> 00:39:11,656 But no staring, 1095 00:39:11,692 --> 00:39:14,151 and never, ever take the same route twice. 1096 00:39:14,293 --> 00:39:16,784 Ay, Jay, you're gonna love it. 1097 00:39:17,181 --> 00:39:18,892 Okay, everybody, squeeze in. 1098 00:39:19,009 --> 00:39:20,254 Squeeze in for the picture. 1099 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:21,391 Okay. 1100 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:22,869 Yeah. Yep. Okay. 1101 00:39:22,918 --> 00:39:23,999 Alright. 1102 00:39:25,606 --> 00:39:26,608 Perfect. I got it! 1103 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:28,185 Okay. 1104 00:39:28,856 --> 00:39:29,974 I kind of don't want to let go. 1105 00:39:30,010 --> 00:39:31,638 Yeah. 1106 00:39:31,775 --> 00:39:32,928 Yeah, me neither. 1107 00:39:33,623 --> 00:39:36,628 I mean, it's Mitch and Cam now, but... 1108 00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:38,729 it's these three next. 1109 00:39:40,094 --> 00:39:42,199 Who knows when we'll all be together again. 1110 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:43,723 Why is this so hard? 1111 00:39:43,764 --> 00:39:46,751 We've done this like seven times already today. 1112 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:49,739 It's hard because not everybody gets to have what we have. 1113 00:39:50,336 --> 00:39:51,705 Oh. 1114 00:39:51,835 --> 00:39:54,646 Mitchell, I put the skating trophy in your suitcase. 1115 00:39:54,682 --> 00:39:55,639 - I want you to have it first... - Ohh. 1116 00:39:55,675 --> 00:39:57,494 ...so that I know you'll come back. 1117 00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:01,352 Okay, um... I'm gonna set an example 1118 00:40:01,388 --> 00:40:03,368 and be the first one to let go. 1119 00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:07,650 It was awful. 1120 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:13,734 Life is full of change... 1121 00:40:13,941 --> 00:40:16,053 some big, some small. 1122 00:40:17,579 --> 00:40:19,664 I learned a long time ago, you can fight it... 1123 00:40:19,727 --> 00:40:20,577 Oh! 1124 00:40:20,613 --> 00:40:22,489 ...or you can try to make the best of it. 1125 00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:25,162 Ay! Ay! Ay! 1126 00:40:27,830 --> 00:40:29,229 And that's all a lot easier 1127 00:40:29,265 --> 00:40:30,702 - if you've got people who love you... - Hey. 1128 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:33,429 ...helping you face whatever life throws at you. 1129 00:40:33,478 --> 00:40:36,347 At least, that's what helps me sleep at night. 1130 00:40:43,802 --> 00:40:48,802 - Subtitles by explosiveskull corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com